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plastic killers by Detective Gumshoe - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 20:46:51 EST ID:9Sk9qYhE No.4898657 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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these shits have plastic on them, should I dump em?
Detective Gumshoe - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 20:47:36 EST ID:9Sk9qYhE No.4898658 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I thought the white part was ceramic but I just did a lighter test and it wasn't, I've been smoking these to end like a stupid mofo
Hedda Clonnerville - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 23:04:31 EST ID:kA21cgPP No.4898669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wtf am I looking at exactly? Cigarette carbon filters? No shit you shouldn't use them to Smoke Weed wtf
This is retard 101 and you failed hard my man
Thomas Bindlelet - Sun, 26 Nov 2017 09:37:02 EST ID:ie0382sE No.4898700 Ignore Report Quick Reply

The white end IS ceramic.

Weed stored in car by Reuben Dessleville - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 08:45:02 EST ID:QEjVDUIM No.4898305 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've had a bag of weed in my car, and it's below freezing outside. And I've propably kept the bag there for at least 4 days.

Did i fuck up? Did i ruin it?
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Fanny Sickledet - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 22:15:06 EST ID:xp+LkmVQ No.4898664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
next time, idiot, put your weed in a big vitamin bottle filled with cotton, then put the bottle in a latex glove and tie it off tight. No smells.
Fanny Sickledet - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 22:16:48 EST ID:xp+LkmVQ No.4898665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
oh disregard this. I thought you meant the car. When i was a noob i kept my weed in the middle glove compartment. Damn car smelled for weeks.
Molly Drunningdere - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 23:00:03 EST ID:1/lo1Srv No.4898666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Mexican tripping weed
This fucking meme never gets old after nearly 10 years on this board lol
Tasslehoff Burrfoot - Sun, 26 Nov 2017 05:19:32 EST ID:pmPTURgv No.4898683 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I love it when someone being a jerk, calling someone an idiot for no good reason makes a bonehead move and ends up looking like an idiot.

OP: trust most of the posters here, the weed is fine. I know two people who keep their stashes in the freezer. I don't think it improves things, but it certainly won't ruin it. Might make the crystals fall off a bit if you jostle it enough before thawing. If it's sticky weed you can snap bits off a little more easily if it's frozen. I know that much.

MA Pens by Emma Dribblestone - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 21:24:50 EST ID:JrO26iMm No.4898660 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Looking to get a b-day present for my dad, ideally a disposable oil pen? or, precharged, at any rate. He doesn't have an oil guy or anything, just for the special occasion, but Mass shops are barely up and running, so I'm wondering, y'all know any reliable places to get those? I can pickup pretty much anywhere in New England (please not Maine) or delivery would be great.

Ever watch Fat Albert? by Henry Hundertork - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 01:20:08 EST ID:8bDgMGTT No.4898189 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Shitlick McSnifflewitz - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 17:11:02 EST ID:qLTElVyq No.4898597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no im talking about that americans think a show about an obese jolly african-american counts as entertainment
Angus Drollertin - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 20:19:57 EST ID:Obme3Bay No.4898611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think if I saw a kid as fat as Albert irl doing the shit he does, I would be entertained.
Simon Honeyhall - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 13:48:56 EST ID:oaTMI/Km No.4898641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ummmm... The show was so well recieved because it was one of the first educational cartoons out there that people enjoyed. It fit perfectly with the type of cartoons kid enjoyed thise days (it may be more that there was one channel to watch cartoons on saturday morning, so people just watched whatever was on). It's actually why Bill Cosby got a doctorate in education.
Oliver Sangerstet - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 15:15:26 EST ID:IGoosNl0 No.4898646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I liked that episode of Arrested Development when Gob had to get weed for George Michael.

feeling weird about weed by Newton Hashingtong - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 18:26:43 EST ID:O98WmEPn No.4898539 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What's up with me? I go home and all I can think about is getting my homework out of the way so I can smoke weed. I tell myself I'm going to stop smoking and two days later I'm rolling myself a joint. Then I smoke it and feel alright but it doesnt feel as good as it used to. I don't really even enjoy smoking weed anymore, its just a habit.
I'm not sure if it's related to the weed use or what, but I'm caught up in my head a lot and I find it difficult to relate to people or care about things.
Weed has a lot opposite effects for me than other people. I lose my appetite and my mind gets so busy I cant fall asleep.
Anyone else feel similarly?
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John Bovingman - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 21:19:44 EST ID:O98WmEPn No.4898543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thanks for your reply.
Basil Bunlock - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 12:57:25 EST ID:7vzeQdZ8 No.4898580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you are mentally addicted
take a months break
Jarvis Suffingshaw - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 19:52:22 EST ID:ae32ssKL No.4898610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This. It's called habitual drug use. You should never try other drugs.
Shiney McShine - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 21:45:50 EST ID:MOjb17An No.4898615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hey, kudos on being self-aware, though. Lots of people don't have that advantage. Listen to yourself; it'll serve you well in life.

Best Place to buy weed on the darknet? by Martin Bubblestedging - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 21:39:05 EST ID:vZZ0FvDM No.4898546 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sanford Black - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 21:51:32 EST ID:H1yWSu0A No.4898547 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Alice Blythewater - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 22:15:08 EST ID:5AOdGFt8 No.4898550 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'd buy weed from Patton Oswalt
Edward Candlemedge - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 17:02:55 EST ID:OY3SfWcU No.4898596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
darknet markets are kill for the time being
feels bad
Jarvis Suffingshaw - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 19:49:34 EST ID:ae32ssKL No.4898609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why the fuck would you want to do that? Weed is everywhere. If you are going to risk your freedom at least get something good.

Broken Downstem by Alberto Crackplough - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 09:42:02 EST ID:Yam5vnzZ No.4898572 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've got an 18mm downstem that's broken inside the joint, it's wedged in there very tightly and I need some tips on how to get it out.

There's an ice catch so I can't stick anything down the tube.

I used a wire hanger to hook it and pull it out but it just broke every piece inside of it. Now I'm stuck with just the glass in the joint.

Any ideas? Pic related mfw my dumbass SO broke it
Charles Digglemork - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 10:28:05 EST ID:OVMcN/Ki No.4898575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why did you put glass in your joint?
Kids these days.
Fucking Shakedale - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 11:41:57 EST ID:go4rb6Id No.4898577 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that happened to me b4, grab a pair of pliers or a screwdriver, stick it in the downstem, and basically try and destroy it inside the bong. you will need to do some cleanup but it should be okay if your bong is reasonably thick

Help me fellow cannabalistas by Petronella Stubblystitching - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 13:16:30 EST ID:RqYcJ8Oa No.4898271 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is there any way I can smoke a joint in my dorm room without getting smelly smoke all over the room and possibly the dorm as well? The solutions I've read requires a bowl or a pipe which I don't have. Thanks and have a good night.
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Mary Lovestain - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 05:24:53 EST ID:OVMcN/Ki No.4898515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, so much you actually die.
Martin Bevinglock - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 07:33:02 EST ID:GYOmGdt5 No.4898519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fan in window
Slow burning papers
Towel under the door
Only open window enough for the fan so it blows outside only
Incense febreeze and axe
Make damn sure you hold that joint next to the fan and window so the smoke blows outside
Smoke fast
Do it really late or during a big rush
Make sure every bit of smoke coming off the joint and being exhaled goes outside
Blow in a spliff maybe
When finished smoking don't remove the fan
Make sure the window you don't use is not facing the direction of wind
**hint** if you smoke a blunt instead of a joint it'll just smell like grape cigarette smoke
Only smoke half the joint then the other half later
If cigarettes are allowed have a friend smoke a cig at the same time
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Dr. M !gWLn19/oKs - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 15:53:19 EST ID:GSIwg/NT No.4898535 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Ok brotato.

Here's what you need at a minimum:

>joints are the worst choice ever, with blunts being so bad I've never seen someone try it indoors.

>just buy a $15-20 bowl from a smokeshop or online

>GET A SMOKE BUDDY. If you're a casual solo smoker, even the cheaper smoke buddy mini will work for like a month or more.

>at the very least you NEED to make a sploof. The old toilet paper or paper towel roll stuffed with dry cleaner sheets toward the end and some kind of paper filter inside, preferably soaked in something smelly like Lysol or febreeze. You blow the smoke through the sploof.

>MOST IMPORTANTLY, if you can smoke in a bathroom it is absolutely preferred. Assuming you have a personal bathroom, here's what you do. It's fucked up for the environment but we didn't choose prohibition. 1. Turn on the shower as hot as possible. 2. Close the shower curtain so the heated humidity rises as one general column. 3. Naturally the heat will want to escape, so when you open the window the hot air naturally creates an air stream outside, mimicking the effects of negative pressure. Combined with the broscience that humid air clings to smoke better, and this is the best way. Take your hit off the bowl with the intention of burning it all with one hit. Then blast it through the loosely packed sploof out the window. After smoking (don't do a normal big session; single bowl packs or maybe 2-3 packs in a row is best. IMO most bongs just end up with users doing bigger bowls, but bongs will work. You don't want anything burning but weed, so no papers and no blunt wraps.
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Augustus Buzzfuck - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 17:37:14 EST ID:MPYTOPtT No.4898536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Buy a damn vape and you will have no further problems

good portable concentrate pen to get? by Boris Hellgaizer - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 21:24:24 EST ID:Iru7JbW0 No.4895261 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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tried the vape board, not quick enough.
help me decide what concentrate pen to get for on the go!
pic related its the pulsar apx one of the vapes im considering
Balls McGee - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 19:07:35 EST ID:9S+Jfx1V No.4898489 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Yeh its a good one
Francis Dogfart - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 21:03:53 EST ID:go4rb6Id No.4898497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
divine tribe v3 or saionara
Ernest Fublinghan - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 22:49:29 EST ID:KtXMn/PV No.4898499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yocan Evolve Plus

It's really really close to just dabbing

Doesn't work with prefilled cartridges but prefilled 1g cartridges are like $20-$30 here, which are almost always diluted with VG juice and therefore less potent, or you could pay $25-$35 for a gram of straight, delicious shatter and just put that in the Yocan

The bottom is also a non-stick silicon container

I got mine for $40 forever ago on Veteran's Day, and if they had a Veteran's Day sale then they will probably do Black Friday too. Never got to try the Ceramic Donut heating element or whatever it's called, just the dual quartz coil, but apparently the ceramic tastes better but doesn't vaporize as quickly.
Jenny Turveyham - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 14:35:00 EST ID:uL7dPHT1 No.4898531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Doesn't work with prefilled cartridges

It does. You have to unscrew the attachment piece and directly screw the cartridge into the battery.

Deal breaker, sativa is the devils herb. by Thorsday Cuntmuff - Mon, 06 Nov 2017 10:19:25 EST ID:QEjVDUIM No.4897610 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Seioulsy, fuck sativa! fuck it.

I just bought it and it's bad times in a bag. I wish I had some indica and not this panic inducer and that doesn't make u sleepy or chill.

Last Saturday I was feeling good drinking a beer then smoked and it was like I was huffing jenk, I was all over the place pacing around like a madman.

I don't know what the deal was, was it too strong? Or is it just the plain old sativa makes people freak out?
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Lucy Steamcunt - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 10:18:11 EST ID:QEjVDUIM No.4898524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What do you mean weed isn't for me?
Bubkins Jerrycurl - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 10:32:30 EST ID:39hDmyTp No.4898525 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nevermind him.
I used to do only High CBD strains and Indicas when I first started.

Eventually I made it to Pure sativas with continued smoking
Alabaster Abernather - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:49:43 EST ID:LrkYlDld No.4898529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Don't you feel like it doesn't get you stoned?

Maybe it's just me and my friends but growing up in the UK the kind of weed we came up on was cheese and leamons and other strong indica hybrids. Any sativa I get now feels like it's missing half of the high and does not even make me sleepy or anything. Usually means I get a shit few nights sleep until I get some indica again.

My mate just wants me to add that a sativa is a frustrating high, like chasing a dragon... you never get as baked as you want and after the first couple of tokes you stop getting higher. I agree with that
Shitting Blatherham - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 13:36:32 EST ID:elcJLBcE No.4898582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yea.... your weed wasnt laced

Good anime to watch when high by Polly Buckleleg - Tue, 07 Nov 2017 21:15:20 EST ID:8bDgMGTT No.4897714 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need a good anime to watch when I am high. Preferably something new. I've already watched pic related.
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Simon Gezzleditch - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 03:19:43 EST ID:y++BUOAO No.4898205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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this thread hits close to home :))

shows that could be better while high (TESTED):

-summer wars
-ourlaw star
-death parade
-azumanga daioh
-black rock shooter
-attack on titan
-neon genesis evangelion tv+ movie (3.0)
-perfect blue
-steins gate
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Vladamir Fistputin - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 02:23:36 EST ID:EEtn5bEm No.4898263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Boku no Hero Academia (My Hero Academia)
Vladamir Fistputin - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 02:27:29 EST ID:EEtn5bEm No.4898264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Valvrave the Liberator

the creators must have been stoned when they made it

also, aldnoah zero
Molly Bellerwill - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 11:58:54 EST ID:taBGZaBe No.4898527 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Space Dandy all day every day. Baby.

Too much weed? by Molly Bluvingham - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 00:20:45 EST ID:8bDgMGTT No.4898256 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Of course there's no threat of overdosing on green like say alcohol, but is there an actual point where you've done too much you begin to experience adverse effects? I know I've smoked a quantity I'd consider large for myself and at times I had gotten so dizzy I felt like throwing up. I don't know if that's because of the quantity I smoked or the quality of the green though,
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Wetback Gomezington - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 20:27:21 EST ID:2LIaSjQU No.4898494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why are you posting like a dudebro? Ugh.
Jemima Feltsborough - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 20:46:42 EST ID:MOjb17An No.4898496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That doesn't sound like an adverse effect at all. Congrats.
Jesus Farthingstock - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 01:38:10 EST ID:DtQHo58/ No.4898511 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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small backstory:
>one of my friends from back in highschool moved to CO
>he comes back every year to see us in a non legal state and always brings some sort of goodies
>this year he brought this absurdly strong coconut oil he had made
>went on and on about how strong it was, how much weed was in the jar etc etc
>edibles...really dont do shit for me...usually

so we were at a small music festival and we, the group, all decided to sip straight from the jar. he warned all of us that seriously one big gulp was gonna fuck you up for the night. naturally, i took two.
turns out theres a qp of dank nugs the strain being our buddies first personal strain in this more less gallon sized jug
i was feeling HIGH as fuck within an hour or two and on top of that was continually dabbing over and over on an enail (did i mention this was a heady glass festival?)

i eventually had to lay down in the tent as did my girlfriend because we both were just so high and tired from the drive in that day. trying to go to sleep was not possible.
i had a high comparable to 150ugs of LSD at this point.
i would phase out like i was falling asleep and start having these INTENSE CEV's only to jolt straight up and be GASPING for air. my girlfriend was getting worried for me at this point because i did this like 10 times over the course of like...3 hours. i couldn't catch my breath and was having strange palpitations in my heart. eventually i went outside and profusely vomited which was followed by the shakes as i went finally drifted off to a very uncomfortable and more less sleepless rest
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Greg Saunier - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 07:18:40 EST ID:s+GYVlLD No.4898518 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sometimes I will smoke until I almost puke and then stop, that's when I know I'm at or almost at a 10/10 high. Basically the few times I smoked until I actually puked a little bit was intentional. I was just trying to get as high as possible until I couldn't take another hit.

I have been so high it scared me before, but even that was short lived. I was new to smoking, hit a fatass backwood too hard, sat down, then stood up too fast. I didn't puke, just almost passed out and my friends had to help me walk back inside. Once they got me to the couch the tunnel vision went away and I was just high as I'd ever been in my life for the rest of the night.

Second highest I had ever been was off a edible, and it just felt like I was on a rollercoaster, not spinning, just rising then falling extremely fast. One of my best friend was on the same edible it hit us both around the same time. I think he ate more than me though because for him he kept saying he felt hot and it was sort of bad. I kinda fucked with him and was like what bro you don't feel like you're on a fucking rollercoaster? and then tried to make noises like we were on a rollercoaster and he started laughing but told me to stop lols. It was a fun night I'll never forget.

So even the times I smoked too turned out fucking awesome in the end.

What weird misconceptions did you have about weed? by Smirky McFlash - Wed, 27 Sep 2017 02:36:05 EST ID:pPEBpyJK No.4895152 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I played WoW around 15 and my GM used to talk about "smoking a bowl"

I figured you must, like, put weed in a food-sized bowl and hold your face over it. How else would someone smoke out of a bowl?
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Phineas Debblestock - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 19:26:11 EST ID:r+ykAK7s No.4898493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
p. sure most weed in Western Europe comes from Morocco, Spain, or the Netherlands, and has for some time
Ernest Fublinghan - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 23:06:19 EST ID:KtXMn/PV No.4898500 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The first time I smoked (I was 13 so some excuse) I confused taking a hit and smoking a bowl so I told someone we smoked 14 bowls
William Clapperton - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 00:01:44 EST ID:g1SplZyD No.4898502 Ignore Report Quick Reply
First Rule of Drugs

They will come from the nearest and cheapest location possible that can produce any serious amount.

Morocco and Spain with some Netherlands thrown in, for the obvious reasons of climate both physical and legal....
Harold Appleberg - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 05:54:59 EST ID:en8p9xd8 No.4898516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Only hash comes from abroad, weed itself is mostly grown local

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i pledge a l l e g i a n c e 
to the flag of the USOA 
and to the republic for w i t c h i t 
and one 1 nation underdog 
with liberty and justus 

Denver: Social Marijuana Use Program Rolls Out by 1Hit,2Hits,3Hits,Floor - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 04:02:15 EST ID:+0PualCe No.4898513 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Denver Social Consumption Etiquette

No sales in social consumption area
No social consumption between 2 and 7 a.m.
No more than 1 ounce of weed per individual
Designated areas will be limited to adults 21 and over
Social consumption areas must be at least 1,000 feet from any school
Designated consumption areas outside must be concealed from public
Denver’s cannabis consumption pilot program expires Dec. 31, 2020

Read more: http://weedma.ps/2AnHX1w

Fake pee questions, stories by Amanda Swizzlestick - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 20:49:41 EST ID:8nkr08q7 No.4898438 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>bought fake pee a week ago
>Quick fix plus 6.1
>Today's the interview
>Warm up pee
>Check batch number online when temp strip fails to light up, batch is fucking expired
>Google says some shit about creatine having an expiration date, wouldn't surprise me if headshop hasn't bought any more in a while and has old stoxk
>Roll with it anyways because I have no other option, stick bottle in my sock with the handwarmer, security guard job didn't even test me today anyways
>Go back to smokeshop, all of their fake pee has expired batch numbers, quick fix plus company has some process for refunding it for new batches but the smoke shop refunds me
>Go to a different smoke shop, buy this weird fetish shit because they said they got it recently.

Who's used fake pee for a job ? Who's been called back for it not being real pee?

Post other fake pee stories and other stories of stoner employment successes
Phineas Socklebit - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 06:09:22 EST ID:s+GYVlLD No.4898460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes I've done it, it worked perfectly fine. I even remember after the test they like checked the temperature of the urine and the heating bag that came with the fake piss heated it the perfect temperature. I was really nervous beforehand but it all went very smoothly and I got the job.

You're probably better off buying fake piss thats meant for tests rather than fetish urine, since that stuff is basically just a sex toy it might not have the stuff in it that passes as urine.
Betsy Blecklegold - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 08:15:30 EST ID:iUyZCvYs No.4898462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Got a job in Government collections a couple months ago using a urine kit called "Mr. Whizz." It worked perfectly fine for me and a couple other friends used the exact same kit with no problems.
Sho Minamimoto - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 20:38:18 EST ID:8nkr08q7 No.4898495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Update, I passed that MF easy. Bwh
William Clapperton - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 00:07:47 EST ID:g1SplZyD No.4898504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I took a legit test two weeks ago after toking daily for over 6 months and it came up "borderline."

I feel like I wasted so much of my life....

Got the same feeling my my Liver Function Test came up perfect. WTF? I drink bourbon to numb the pain and I wanna see some cirrhosis, OK? Not a lot...just enough to show my liver who is boss.

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