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My joints always come out thick and short. HELP by CantRoll4shit - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 18:55:47 EST ID:UMbifyfz No.4895664 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Any tips or post a link of a legit good rolling tutorial?
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Beatrice Brimmlewater - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 14:47:01 EST ID:GYOmGdt5 No.4900339 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>my joints come out short


you want us to tell you how to make the paper physically longer?
Barnaby Gicklekuck - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 07:18:22 EST ID:2YXBqJPA No.4900362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Joints are great
Phineas Hashdock - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 13:43:55 EST ID:jDnmDx2N No.4900373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Joints are fucking amazing for outdoor smoking. I roll small ones with Zig-Zags, they fit in a cigarette carton and look inconspicuous as hell. Until you light one up of course, no cigarette burns and smells like that. Indoors I prefer to use a pipe but joints are #1 for on-the-go quick smokes.

As for rolling, I just use a roller because it's easy as fuck.
OG Sherlock Kush - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 18:59:47 EST ID:WZh2h/Zp No.4900411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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this just fuck around with green tea or something that way you dont have to worry about wasting your weed

Rigs by Feedle Deedle - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 17:58:38 EST ID:zDUsnjjL No.4900237 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Where can i find a good market guide on like using oils? I think i want to start doing it but have no idea what to buy, lile what pieces are worth it what will break immediately what will be pointless etc
Martin Sondermetch - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 18:45:00 EST ID:fxZ3R6oD No.4900238 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ok first you grab two knives
Rebecca Grimstock - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 22:17:25 EST ID:BYAvAC/T No.4900244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Depends on what you want/ what you want to spend:
Low end: Sianara atomizer with an e-cig battery. Gets u high, not too uncomfortable, good flavor
Medium end: Rig with torch and titanium nail (get a cheap rig bc glass is glass and who gives a shit)
High end: E-nail with a ceramide nail attached. Better temp control and more convienent all round than middle option, more comforable and better flavor than the first option.
Vannah Nevertoke - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 21:03:53 EST ID:gYw6Ka1K No.4900346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i got my oil rig off of that china site dhgate, got that bitch for 13$ then got a quartz banger off ebay or amazon for 6$. as for guides on what oils to buy dont know of one, we got dispensaries here so i try them all :p either way my way of thinking is, the glass rig might break one day so might as well get one for cheap that i can easily replace.
Esther Pocklemedging - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 17:52:45 EST ID:E25zQNH3 No.4900409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You can probably buy a decent rig at a smoke shop. I don't know if it's normal otherwise but I live in a legalized state and you can buy various accessories. They're just called different things. For example bongs are water pipes/ etc...

Looks like shatter in your pic so you'd most likely be looking for an "oil burner ". Depending how chill the place is you can probably skip the coded words.

As for reliability: Glass bongs are alright. Glass nails are pretty terrible and eventually break. Titanium is the way to go.

I personally use pic related. Everything but the nail is silicone making it easier to clean and harvest Reclaim from. Because it's silicone it's more durable. Now you can't tell from the picture but I've accidentally angled my torch too much and blasted the top of my rig and it hasn't melted (much). Some of the details have faded but all the scorch marks have been scrubbed off.

Xmas Vacation Blues by Edward Bevingforth - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 00:06:46 EST ID:0qrPfpb9 No.4900353 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I've been living in cali for over a year now and finally went to visit family for christmas. Problem is that they live in florida, and there is no weed for miles as far as I know. Which sucks, because I use it for anxiety, and it sucks more than my relatives have no idea I smoke and would probably look down on me for it.

Since I gotta bear with this for about a week, I just wanted to know how you guys dealt with not having access to weed for long periods of time.
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OG Sherlock Kush - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 20:18:22 EST ID:WZh2h/Zp No.4900383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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this i dont know why people like to smoke all the time, am i the only one that gets bored of it after awhile
Anthony Crabs - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 20:46:49 EST ID:3m0hQ+gx No.4900384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Phyllis Chuzzlenid - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 20:50:50 EST ID:FQ48RkF5 No.4900385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Frederick Gedgefoot - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 22:28:26 EST ID:IS/rP42G No.4900387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i trip the fuck out when i'm high. i couldn't imagine using it for anxiety unless that was my excuse to use it.

baby question from a baby by Graham Foblingham - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 20:06:07 EST ID:b5AxR79Q No.4900241 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can weed cause lots of hallucinations + dissociation? I've only smoked a handful of time and all of them were in high school, but I tried yesterday and I ended up on some crazy wizard of Oz journey, totally disconnected from reality, with my eyes closed. I thought when people said it could cause hallucinations that it'd be more like mild visual or auditory distortions or some uncomplicated CEVs or something
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Lillian Brooklock - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 11:10:55 EST ID:zemKOlq5 No.4900332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>hearing voices in your head is not completely normal.
Yes it is.
Polly Lightwill - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 14:04:15 EST ID:gX4S4Ixf No.4900335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Reuben Dovingnane - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 21:10:02 EST ID:9mTTSp/D No.4900349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
confusing your perception of reality with actual reality is a huge mistake.
its an even worse mistake when you're on drugs.
all voices that you hear are in your head, whatever you imagine to be going on outside of your head is probably an inaccurate estimation of reality
Phoenix Wright - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 18:58:51 EST ID:J75j3wNg No.4900382 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Best Portable Vapes by Tommy Marin - Sat, 16 Dec 2017 14:47:49 EST ID:nuI1Hozt No.4899830 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm in the market for a good high quality portable vape, specifically for grounded bud/flower. Currently leaning towards the Arizer Air pictured, willing to spend reasonable amount on a decent high quality one that will last and works well.
Anybody else on /weed/ use portable flower vapes like this? Any recommendations? Experiences with ?
SLAYER to all
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Alex Fickleshits - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 23:17:59 EST ID:ADXztyQQ No.4900315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just got the Fury 2 and love it so far

It fits in your palm and can heat up to 430° in seconds

It has nice rounded corners that feel great when you rub on your body. Feels like a massage on your scalp
Michael Fucktart - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 01:19:07 EST ID:G+NhBQfc No.4900320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
have a grasshopper which is amzing with a bong

mate has a pax 3
the hits straight out of that thing are amazing.

The taste is like nothing else, imma cope a 2 cos fuck using ya phone
Creaton Jiveturkey - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 08:07:46 EST ID:fxZ3R6oD No.4900327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You don't need a phone to use it. The four pre-set temps are 360, 380, 400, and 420.

Overpriced and weak, though.
Isabella Clollyfield - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 12:36:10 EST ID:cDSrC4Mq No.4900371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Firewood is great. I have the FW3 but the FW4 is out and uses 18650 batteries. It's a hot air vaporizer and has a smaller chamber. Slight learning curve, but you have to be a moron if you can't figure out how to get hot air to move across weed.


feel like I'm being set up for failure by Hannah Tillingwater - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 08:44:05 EST ID:QyFU2c4b No.4900365 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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first off, I didn't know where to put this, I was about to put it in /detox/, but I'm not really looking to "mask" a test, or attempt to make a legitimate attempt to catalyze the flushing of thc from my system, as I'm doubtful if any thing like that legitimately exists and wouldn't be considered a violation. If there is a better board for this, I urge mods to move it or something.

ok... so, about a week ago, I was placed on misdemeanor probation. Havent had any tests yet, though I expect them every day.

I've only had one appointment, and as a daily smoker for 3+ years, I asked my po, and he said its expected for my first test to be dirty. I've also been on juvenile probation and I asked him if they did the same thing as juvenile, where they will send in the sample to a lab and monitor your levels to make sure they go down instead of up.

He said no, they don't do that. And then he told me the biggest piece of horseshit I ever heard, and though I tried to stay humble during my appointment, I was really tempted to become aggravated and defensive.

"Marijuana only stays detectable in the system up to 21 days, and we expect your tests to be dirty for no longer than that."

Obviously this a big load of horseshit, and I feel like I'm being set up for failure.
I'm tempted to just start researching and bring him a printed list of 100+ articles or something that point him and his business as the dirty power hungry pigs they are.

I live in southeast Idaho, and I have never once heard a favorable opinion of our justice system. I've never heard of anyone having less than disgust for the way the operate, this isn't just my own opinion. Cops will ticket and arrest anybody for any stupid shit they could possibly imagine. I've personally known people who have been ticketed for jaywalking, nearly all of my friends remember getting underage smoking tickets constantly, and I've spent nights in juvie on three separate occasions just for tobacco tickets, and my uncle says he once got ticketed for having a firearm on his person in the presence of an officer, even though he was in his own home, and at the same time his girlfriend got ticketed for …
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Michael Fucktart - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 09:18:08 EST ID:u8M18EWv No.4900366 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Enzyme tests really are only good for 20ish days. That isn't false at all.

GCMS machines can detect it for past 20 days. But usually your pee only makes it to one of those machines if the enzyme stick comes back invalid.
Archie Bickleridge - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 14:44:36 EST ID:mC6K7e48 No.4900403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if you drink a lot of water there's no way it's staying longer than 3 weeks

>I was really tempted to become aggravated and defensive.
yeah that sounds really wise, piss off your po and call him stupid. just fuckin work out and drink vitamins or whatever the fuck, there's tons of detox guides online

smells and tastes by Blair Giddytip - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 16:35:15 EST ID:eeN+3fqx No.4900340 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so what's the best smelling/tasting bud you've ever had? my dad's friend had a grow with some cookie dough, and god damn it smells better than anything i've ever had. i'm getting some grapefruit/lemon/orange scent from it and it is heavenly
Reuben Dovingnane - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 21:05:59 EST ID:9mTTSp/D No.4900347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i grew some stuff that smelled like a skunk with stomach cancer took a shit on the grill of an indian restaurant on the hottest day of summer when the air-condition was broken and the cooks were having a farting contest
thats probably the best weed i've bred yet, i just got done breeding a male plant i got out the that stinker to some gg4 and headband crosses and to purple strain i call "devil's toilet"

Just got my own dab rig by John Tootbanks - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 16:54:45 EST ID:ElCATkZJ No.4900233 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've done dabs with many different people in the past. They had various set ups. My old room mates had a glass rig with a metal nail and then my friends had a glass rig with a glass nail.

So I go buy mine and I ask the guy about glass nails melting so he suggest quartz instead telling me it doesn't melt as bad. I think hey, that's great.

I got a shitty cheap torch. I got it to work once and now after the second time of refilling it, it won't work anymore. Acts like a dead lighter. I'm assuming it's because it's cheap.

So like - I need recommendations for torches and I need to know if my quartz nail is the reason why I can't get a lot of smoke out of my rig? I'm getting high as fuck - but I was hoping to see clouds after taking a hit because I always did in the past with my friends.

Am I not getting it hot enough or what?
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Geraldine Mcgurk - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 21:29:26 EST ID:+qTSbfvE No.4900310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fanny Becklewater - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 02:49:31 EST ID:oHXI9blh No.4900322 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Mapp is for tryhards
The blue propane cans are good enough you're only more likely to damage your rig and/or burn down your house

Anything more get a real oxyacetylene torch not some bernzo hobby trash
Nigglet Dimpleton - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 04:04:41 EST ID:zDUsnjjL No.4900323 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hey, third party

My rig i just got came with a bowl attachment. Is it worth using or will it somehow fuck up dabbing?
Vannah Nevertoke - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 20:22:01 EST ID:gYw6Ka1K No.4900344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you can smoke both out of it, but most including myself like to just smoke concentrate out of the rig because flower resin would make it taste bad.

Smoking after Wisdom Teeth Removal. by Fucking McFuck - Thu, 21 Dec 2017 18:17:23 EST ID:y0LbxDI3 No.4900092 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So i'm getting my 4 wisdom teeth yanked out in a couple weeks, and i'm wondering, would be safe to smoke afterwards? My only concern is how the bud would interact with the heavy duty pain meds i'll be given.
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Graham Hudgeson - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 19:43:26 EST ID:SuSKbj5L No.4900192 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Milky Choketoker - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 08:39:57 EST ID:baqU8bjc No.4900209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have had 4 extractions and smoked bongs within an hour of getting home after each of them, never had any negative consequences but maybe I am just lucky.
Hans McKiffer - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 11:00:09 EST ID:q22W0Dc7 No.4900217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I made the mistake of smoking a blunt after 4 of my wisdoms got removed, got 2 of those drysocketed and I was in too much pain to even get out and get opiates to treat the pain for it.

You're essentially ripping out the scabs (bloodclots in this case) healing the wound and exposing the bare nerve and bone.

If ya really wanna get ripped, use edibles and drink.
Michael Fucktart - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 23:45:38 EST ID:G+NhBQfc No.4900316 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>not just eating vape caps

is this how novapers cope?

Weed with Xans? by WannabeSoundcloudSammy - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 15:41:51 EST ID:ZO64pZc5 No.4900229 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I've smoked for about a decade now, never had any real issues with it or had a bad time. Anyways I recently received some alprazolam .5s and figured "why the fuck not, let's see what it's about". My only other drug experience is like 2 months of blow last summer and the occasional 10/325 if I'm hanging with any /opi/ buddies. The thing that concerned me though is that I got this weird burning and tingling sensation from the center of my chest spreading out into my upper arms about 10 minutes after taking the tablet- and then on and off for two hours before I passed out. I smoked just under a gram about 20 minutes prior or so and had drank literally 1 beer <6%AbV hours earlier.

IS this a weird combo side effect or indicative of some sort of sensitivity to xans or something? I asked about it in /benzo/ but I don't know how slow that board is and it's also at least somewhat related to cannabis
Priscilla Shakefield - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 16:46:32 EST ID:ntJDdayP No.4900231 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you could be allergic to a filler they put in the xanax tab. I'm pretty sure what you were feeling is the arteries in your arms
WannabeSoundcloudSammy - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 19:04:09 EST ID:ZO64pZc5 No.4900240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've got no allergies to any known medications or biological substances(pollen, dandeer etc.)

I couldn't find anything about what that burning AND tingling could indicate, I suppose I'm wondering if anyone's ever experienced something similar or knows what it most likely was because allergies also isn't it
Walter Shittinghall - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 07:16:40 EST ID:XQDza8X8 No.4900266 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My best guess from that info would be that it came from lowered blood pressure, which can cause tingling in various parts of the body (particularly before a blackout/pass out it can be pretty strong). Any possible dehydration could also contribute to this effect, along with the mild respiratory depression, carbon monoxide from the smoke, etc.
WannabeSoundcloudSammy - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 21:12:01 EST ID:ZO64pZc5 No.4900309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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That.... actually sounds about right, I've had a couple blood pressure drop induced fainting spells in the past and hadn't thought about that, but it hasn't been an issue lately. 3+ years actually. I wanna try again with a super controlled test to make sure that I didn't just fuck up my first time popping a benzo. 0 booze 24 hours in advance, not smoking til afterwards, making sure to have water on hand the whole time and all that.

Thanks for reassuring me I'm not gonna die

Poor Weedless Animals by Phor Twentee - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 15:26:38 EST ID:MoADrx3K No.4900287 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I feel bad for all our animal friends who can't experience being stoned. Imagine being a turtle or a mouse instead of a person, you would never know what its like to be stoned.
Molly Checkledock - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 15:35:23 EST ID:jDnmDx2N No.4900288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah but bro, do you know how many animals there are with their own ways of getting royally blitzed?
A Whole List Of Animals:
Teddy Bears:
Phor Twentee - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 17:45:29 EST ID:MoADrx3K No.4900300 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Catnip sounds wild, too bad im not a cat

Craving a dank Mang, My Man by Oliver Fecklenit - Fri, 22 Dec 2017 15:26:51 EST ID:GRJor1n3 No.4900141 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm fienin'
...For a mango?
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Dextrolord - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 13:15:56 EST ID:QiUKNKsj No.4900179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Rail a fat line o keef.... Lol.. I've done that whilst on the heroin and everyone looked at me like the retard I was for doin it
Michael Fucktart - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 04:55:12 EST ID:a/5ohB1J No.4900207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Augustus Tillingshit - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 10:20:54 EST ID:vknXZ8mi No.4900213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I honestly can't decipher the size of that mango mang. No clue what your hand size is. You got a lime for reference?
Simon Cheshire - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 15:26:53 EST ID:2T5ezR2y No.4900226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hey man you ever done weed...........ON WEED?

Greedy Moochers by Edwin Woffingsidging - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 17:34:38 EST ID:VmhTXnHD No.4897308 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>hit up friend who i usually supply the booze and weed for because he's perpetually jobless and lives at home
>dont mind because hes my best friend from high school
>last time we chilled he took the jewery to a new level
>make the mistake of mentioning offhand i have a couple ounces of weed at home currently (a semi-long-term supply)
>after we smoke 2 blunts, and a few bowls, and hit my vape pen many times, and getting drunk, the next morning he asks for a little weed to go "until he gets his new job" (lol yeah right)
>give him a couple grams and a canister to carry it in
>"dude i thought you said you had OUNCES man!"
>"yeah. i did. here, one more nug"
>"dude you got like 2 ounces man"
>"i didnt get it for free man, here"
>"well i guess this will last me a little while"
>doesnt even say thanks
>hasnt hit me up since

this guy is really a great friend, but he is also a selfish asshole. thoughts? stories of moochers being painfully unaware of their own greed?
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Isabella Wivinghun - Thu, 21 Dec 2017 00:25:55 EST ID:wZAZqkFU No.4900047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that is wack as fuck
Wesley Wesslepot - Thu, 21 Dec 2017 05:28:30 EST ID:7ks6aB5G No.4900056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>visit hometown
>order blunt wraps online and pick up a quarter oz. for myself to survive on
>pay $120 for the quarter because prices are fucked in my hometown
>organize a late-night sesh with the lads from middle school
>first time we've seen each other in over a year
>we start to chop up after some small chit-chat
>without asking, one of the lads takes just about my whole fucking bag
>chops it all up and rolls two fat ass blunts with my wraps
>another lad from middle school shows up
>never got along with him
>stoned since early in the morning
>talks big but is actually a lightweight
>has a smoke out of gargantuan blunt #1
>shows signs of fading but we assume he's still with us
>ask him for money to get a cab up to macca's
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Fanny Worthingforth - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 08:18:25 EST ID:JpjmnFqz No.4900170 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I mean, you did offer to reimburse him, you put the idea of you owing him something in his head. It is pretty gay to only hit up a nibba for weed/money but eh, you started it. Just let him know you'll smoke him down when you get the money, and no amount of bothering you is gonna speed that up.
Nicholas Bevingpare - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 01:54:52 EST ID:V6Ujx84k No.4900201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pshh fuck them. I worked for my weed. I wouldn’t even smoke them out after that bullshit. I’d say “you’d better stay clean for your pre-employment piss test.”

Gavin Newsom, California’s Lt. Gov., Calls Legal Weed “Criminal Justice Reform” by 1Hit,2Hits,3Hits,Floor - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 09:24:45 EST ID:+0PualCe No.4900175 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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"Gavin Newsom, California’s Democratic Lt. Gov. for the past six years, was an early supporter of marijuana legalization. A candidate for governor in 2018, Newsom took to social media Thursday to express his support for ending marijuana prohibition as a means of 'fixing a broken system.'"

Legal marijuana = criminal justice reform
Yak Nosaline - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 18:34:33 EST ID:g4iPQtV8 No.4900190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is old man brown stepping down? this is big, he's the best gov since the governator.

this guy tried to skimp me on a g of kush...here's what happened to him by Brad Cunnilingus - Wed, 20 Dec 2017 19:40:41 EST ID:CbJZHn+T No.4900040 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Let me get one thing straight.
You can call me a bitch, you can tell me to kill myself, you can even send me death threats via circlejerk chat/messaging. but NO ONE --- and I mean fucking NO ONE skimps me on a G of kush.
Let me set the fucking picture here for those of you that haven't been in this situation before or don't have the IQ to realize what I'm talking about. You really need some good-good, you wanna hit up your boy. your boy is BUSY. your boy recommends someone that you don't know. so you buy from this fuckin stranger. you meet up at a walmart parking lot. he gets in your car. says the usual rounds. "aye..waddup dood...yah dude..this is sum OG KUSH FIRE smokepurpp cookie flavor...should do ya well. u just needed a g right?" like the dude wasn't sure, not a big deal - just super casually breaking the law. like he'd pull out a scale and weigh out more weed in case he forgot or whatever.
yeah dude here's your money
"sicc thanks dood yeah dood if u need any more just lemme know man I got zips"
ok man thanks
-he sprints to his car and donuts his way out of the parking lot-
he puts the weed inside one of those bags with the little designs on it, stuffed in there with multiple bags. you look at it and...it seems right? not really sure. gonna double check when you get home because you never know.
you roll up to your 8 bedroom house on the riverside, after parking the rarri in the garage you hop on your hoverboard to your elevator. You say what's up to ricegum and press the button to go up to your room.
you get in there and immediately grab your scale. you bought it for $20 on amazon. .00. you know for a fact it's been accurate every time so far. why should it fuck up now?
you pull out your bag. you realize it's actually a bag inside of a bag. that must just be to reduce smell...or so you thought
you throw it on the scale and you see the number. the number we all fear in life. the number that haunts your dreams, your awakening, and your very being. no human should ever have to go through this but it's now happening to you, is it real? are we living in a simulation?
.80 grams
the blood starts to boil in your brain. you start breathing heavy. you wonder if ashton kutcher is about to come out of nowhere to wake you up from this fucking nightmare. you start punching holes in the walls. popping xanax for the panic attacks. you wanna hit your dog but somehow you see through the red and realize domestic abuse on an animal is fucked up. so you take it out on your peers and girlfriend via manipulation (on their minds, to make them feel sorry for you)
but....what about the dealer?
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Samantha Meatflap - Fri, 22 Dec 2017 20:12:23 EST ID:neZDAg2V No.4900151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol got a good laugh out of this thanks. I assume this is satire, if so well done
Doris Turveyson - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 00:45:49 EST ID:kbOAVZRK No.4900164 Ignore Report Quick Reply

cry more. You must be a disappointment to your parents considering you sound like an ungrateful piece of chit. Your mother should've swallowed you since you're the mistake they made of bringing your worthless ass in this world.
Henry Fibblebury - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 05:47:38 EST ID:jDnmDx2N No.4900167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Being this much of a butthurt faggot
Look at this wannabe and laugh. You don't deserve the weed you smoked, please just switch to meth because it'd fit you a lot better.
Dextrolord - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 13:32:19 EST ID:QiUKNKsj No.4900182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hahaha good shit I hate being skimped too but been so long since I have bought less than an oz at the guys house. But in HS I dreamed of revenge plots too

Winter Cleaning by Pherson O'Rallie - Thu, 21 Dec 2017 00:12:13 EST ID:biTnbzY/ No.4900046 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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how often do u clean your bongs/pips, and what do you use?

i use acetone though i dont clean it as much as i should maybe once a year.

also i notice alot of my stoner friends never fucking clean there shit unless i clean it for them and god damn is that bong dirty, why dont people clean there shit is it just cuz there lazy or they dont give a fuck
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Pherson O'Rallie - Thu, 21 Dec 2017 16:53:43 EST ID:biTnbzY/ No.4900081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
honestly that makes sense
Rips McTits - Fri, 22 Dec 2017 01:31:37 EST ID:sNsqs3eC No.4900120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I clean my pipe anytime it gets super nasty

I just run it under a faucet until the water gets super hot and dry it off with paper towel

smoking resin is disgusting and I haven't smoked it in years since I got a job
Cunt McPuntington - Fri, 22 Dec 2017 08:49:27 EST ID:OBCdusE7 No.4900129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
isopropyl alcohol
Fluffy Pillowstone - Fri, 22 Dec 2017 21:40:26 EST ID:ntJDdayP No.4900155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i usually use this and some coarse sea salt. Shake it around and the sea salt helps scrub it from the inside.

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