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first time buying by Henry Buvingway - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 16:37:57 EST ID:CSlqgVXn No.4899767 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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whats up

im gonna be picking up some weed for a NYE party and i need tips on how to know if its good shit or not

i think im gonna get like a gram and half bc my friends are nerds who dont smoke and i only smoke occassionally but i want there to be enough for every1 would that be enough

how much should i pay? ive been told grams can be anywhere from €5 - €20 depending on quality

i have a dealer sorted btw, guy i used to work with who is a heavy stoner i dont know him too well but we talked a lot in work and stuff he's bool

so yea general advice pls, how many joints can i make with 1.5gs and should i cut em with tobacco

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Penny Cancer - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 19:21:31 EST ID:TMzaGcTP No.4899783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how many friends? 1.5 grams seems short but then again youre a noob, you can roll (can you even roll?) 2-3 joints
tobacco is personal preference, i hate it
Betsy Pockman - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 21:41:35 EST ID:CSlqgVXn No.4899799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
probably like 4-5 friends are gonna be passing the joints, they dont smoke at all, the only other time was when i brought two joints to another party a couple months back (pre rolled by a guy i was dating so idk how much was in em exactly but there was tobacco)

i cant roll yet but we'll figure it out lol

so 3 tobacco joints with .5 grams of weed and in each would be fine? them and myself have literally no tolerance so i dont think amount matters too much. would 3 joints/2 grams be better?
Lillian Druppertutch - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 21:50:02 EST ID:4XcA1qWv No.4899800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It'd probably do the job if all three of you are new to this. That's three decently fat joints, using regular sized papers. Although if you're this new, you're probably gonna suck at rolling joints.
Betsy Pockman - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 21:52:53 EST ID:CSlqgVXn No.4899801 Ignore Report Quick Reply
is there a better method than joints or should i just take this as an opportunity to learn

ive heard gravity bongs get you stupidly high and i dont want my friends ending up puking or some shit there's gonna be alcohol there too obv

Char by Charlotte Sarryway - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 22:32:03 EST ID:8bDgMGTT No.4899623 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Are you the wasteful type? Do you smoke till its black, or till its white?
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Charlotte Sarryway - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 16:30:31 EST ID:8bDgMGTT No.4899667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
but when is that?
Jointington Lungtits - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 14:12:05 EST ID:JWWfC3Em No.4899710 Ignore Report Quick Reply
when u got like a 1/4 bowl left so u can pass it to ur friend and pretend ur sharing 50-50

efficient type
Archie Ciblingham - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 11:05:30 EST ID:srS1QR3k No.4899747 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Smoke it until it cashes and the ashes hit the bong water. Then if desperate scrape for resin.
James Snodwell - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 21:36:32 EST ID:JWWfC3Em No.4899798 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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mental block by Nell Bodgemodging - Sat, 01 Jul 2017 17:14:46 EST ID:hg1vnq+E No.4889768 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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does anyone else have the problem where they simply cant talk to people even a couple days after smoking a few fat bowls?
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Petronella Stubblystitching - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 13:55:13 EST ID:u3l3u8SA No.4899753 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It can be, seeing that most cops are scum of the earth after Judges and lawyers, being their henchmen and all.
Lillian Honeydale - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 13:58:31 EST ID:4h+FB0j/ No.4899755 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If anything, judges are here to serve cops. At least according to Michel Foucault.
Angus Garringdock - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 14:52:40 EST ID:Xxj2VFwF No.4899761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Don't think so
Texas PD - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 21:15:32 EST ID:XTbetYRj No.4899797 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Richard Duran why are you giving children drugs?

How cool are your weed friends? by Anton Weirdfeatures - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 18:36:48 EST ID:8bDgMGTT No.4899605 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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None of my best friends really do weed, but some other decent pals do. They're ok, but we really don't do much other than chill at some guy's house. They are all nice and hospitable, but I get kind of bored because they often talk about topics that I know little to nothing on.
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Shitting Pottingbock - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 18:36:10 EST ID:4XcA1qWv No.4899775 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4899618 I know that one. You might still find some, though, I did. I'm 34 and I found smoking friends from about 30 to early 40s, so at the age where it's clearly not some teenage phase.

But it's STILL not quite what it was. It gets harder to all get together at once, no one wants to hotbox in THEIR car anymore, etc. I got lucky, my friends and I were trimming in a little camper and we got like three kings passing around, it was awesome.

But I digress because I'm high as fuck. ALONE, and usually am. It's not like drinking. It's kinda nice to have some alone time with your bud (no pun intended).
Lucky Shortfoot - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 18:47:28 EST ID:jDnmDx2N No.4899776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You sound like a married man who’s cheating on his wife with some hip young thing. Or like you adopted a new puppy because your old dog’s not fun any more.

Either way, not cool man. Not cool.
Lilith Failburry - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 19:31:27 EST ID:IGoosNl0 No.4899789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pretty good. We mostly acknowledge our fiending phases and we'll just outright ask the others for smokeouts sometimes or to come over and smoke. The honesty is nice. We all love weed.
Eliza Dimmleford - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 20:52:12 EST ID:MOjb17An No.4899796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh, I didn't mean to sound like I was complaining. Smoking alone is nice. It allows me to get introspective and honest with myself. Sometimes it helps me to get to the bottom of something that was bothering me. I also love masturbating while high, and I'm not doing that with my buddies over.
Every once in a while I get together with a friend who still smokes, and we play board games, and I have a bunch of fun, but I don't need it to be like that every time.

making edible pot by Geraldine Mcgurk - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 17:59:59 EST ID:kBEnnisW No.4899769 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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been trying to make my weed into edible form, but I keep failing. Please help.
my first attempt:
>preheat oven to 100 C, put 0.6 gramms of bud in there for 1 hour
>place a cup with butter in a pot with watter, heat it up, put weed in cup with butter
>hold it there for about 3 hours while water is slowly boiling

Ate the whole thing, and nothing happened. It might have had some calming effect, but I am not sure. But anyway from what i read this should've had like what? 50-60 mg of THC. And everyone says 10mg is the normal dose.

Second time did the same thing, except used 0.2 gramms, cause fuck it wasting product. oven was at 120 C since i noticed that the bud was too green the first time.
Ate the butter and again not a fucking thing.

please give me advice, cause my inability to make this simple thing really makes me sad.
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Brooke Elitingston - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 19:09:43 EST ID:kBEnnisW No.4899781 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wouldn't say that my tolerance is high.
I've been smoking on and off for about 2 years i'd say.
most of this time it was hash. Would usually go through 2-4 gramms of hash a month.
Lately I've been smoking my own grown weed. vaping it mroe precisely. 0.2 gramms would get me quite high for couple hours.

good idea on oven thermometer though, I should get one of those to better control the temp.

is there any way I could've fucked up the simmering stage?
Anton Weirdfeatures - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 19:22:16 EST ID:yRPVHxop No.4899785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Brooke Elitingston - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 20:50:10 EST ID:kBEnnisW No.4899795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wait, I though he was mocking me.
I just googled it and this seem like a perfect thing I would probably do.
Still will need that thermometer though.


BWH - COMFY AF EDITION by Assinghat Craplock - Wed, 25 Oct 2017 20:51:34 EST ID:O2+B3di1 No.4896944 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Old one's gone kaput.....

High as fuck and cozy in my robe and blanket on a cold night. Who else is enjoying the fall weather?
User was sent to rehab
User was banned by: Mintzs
Reason: hiffwe
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Hamilton Pundlestone - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 14:53:51 EST ID:1INc336h No.4899763 Ignore Report Quick Reply
files of the forensic variety
Alberto Crackplough - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 16:30:11 EST ID:O2+B3di1 No.4899766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just one bowl of this new shit my dealer got me and I'm fucking toasted and couchlocked. TGIF, time for Netflix.
Basil Brannerworth - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 19:57:47 EST ID:c0tIbq3+ No.4899792 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Windfall making us
Eugene Werringson - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 20:34:41 EST ID:6M+VsmL/ No.4899794 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just got back from picking up some sour diesel from my dude. Smoked 3 bowls and I am feeling euphoric and joyful as fuck. Time to down a monster and have a fun night and smoking moar until I'm tripping a little bit. I love you all my fellow timers. You all are SLAYER as fuck! Smoke on!

more regulation, less crime, no brainer. by Angry Christian 420 Friendly Dad - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 02:11:17 EST ID:RuNkPRhn No.4899634 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Posting on here regarding some of my thoughts on why cannabis needs to be more heavily regulated, and I really want to see peoples opinions on whether or not RANDOM people should be allowed to grow and provide pot to the public, or even their friends.
It's a slippery slope between letting you friend smoke a small amount of your personal stash every now and then, but regularly I definitely wouldn't recommend it due to possible legal ramifications.
Besides, there is not a huge gap between at first smoking friends up, and then giving them grams, and then all the sudden you are a DRUG DEALER.
Marijuana is for medical purposes only. I don't think it's for everyone and honestly I don't think it's a safe alternative for most people, esspecially our senior citizens.
Many of the senior citizens at my church have told me that it would not make sense for them to start to take another drug that could cause them to be more likely to crash a car, or something along those lines. I think if you're on drugs, you should stay on those drugs and not switch to cannabis, unless multiple doctors that you trust have said otherwise.
Simply put, there needs to be a tight lid on marijuana production, nobody without a major license that is approved by state and local governments should be producing the product, period, END OF STORY.
There are thousands of shootings going on all across America, most of them are being linked to illicit pot that was not ever regulated.
It's time to STOP BUYING THE CARTEL CANNABIS, STOP HOME GROWING ON A MASS SCALE, and deliver high quality product that is approved by regulatory bodies!
People shouldn't be making money off this, it's different than alcohol and people can die if home growers and the cartel keep retaining the market.

"If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, 28 then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. 29 You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters."(Leviticus 26:27-30)
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Happy Drunk 710 Satanist - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 12:58:12 EST ID:r+ykAK7s No.4899708 Ignore Report Quick Reply
idk man, I like this troll, cracks me up for sure, in a so bad it's good way. he's the Tommy Wiseau of 420chan shitposting
Angry Christian 420 Friendly Dad - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 16:33:13 EST ID:RuNkPRhn No.4899718 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Harold, even though I cannot understand a single word of your millennial syntax and warped ideology related to those who have been cursed with mental retardation, I can tell God wants to have a close conversation with you. I have many friends in Buddah that cannot speak a word of English, nor I their language, but we are friends nevertheless, and we can express ourselves more freely than if we spoke the same language.
God - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 12:29:58 EST ID:jDnmDx2N No.4899750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stop taking my name in vain, asshole.
Angry Christian 420 Friendly Dad - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 20:31:32 EST ID:RuNkPRhn No.4899793 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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To the poster posing as the false idol of Jesus Christ incarnate, you may think you are being humorous, but the fact is that you will be punished for taking up the mantle of almighty God in attempt to slander one of His holy disciples. Read the Bible, you fool. You will be severely punished in the afterlife for your sin, and your sin alone.

"If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder, 2 And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them; 3 Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul. 4 Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him. 5 And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the LORD your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the house of bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the LORD thy God commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of thee." (Deuteronomy 13:1 - 13:18)

Another stoned stoner survey by Cannabus Maximus - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 22:45:03 EST ID:N++qy5Sk No.4898131 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Reggie or dro? Or concentrates or edibles?
>Live alone or with others?
>Hobby not weed?
> Stoner dream of all time?
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Geraldine Mcgurk - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 12:40:23 EST ID:YOr2X4zh No.4899595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
web developer
>Reggie or dro? Or concentrates or edibles?
>Live alone or with others?
>Hobby not weed?
> Stoner dream of all time?
go to america on 4/20
Molly Drugglekork - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 15:12:08 EST ID:T2CNK2QM No.4899599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
why do you want all this information?get the fuck off my porch
Ian Hecklelock - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 07:47:26 EST ID:WuxemsiM No.4899647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
full time student :^)
>Reggie or dro? Or concentrates or edibles?
that good good marihuana my man
also like to buy cheap bulk wax and make edibles
>Live alone or with others?
5 guys in a big house
>Hobby not weed?
Performance comedy
> Stoner dream of all time?
One time I had a dream in high school where I walked into my english class and the air was thick with smoke, there were like 20 bongs all laying around loaded on the floor, there was no furniture, and a bunch of kids were chilling out laying on the floor and hitting bongs like it was an opium den or something. I sat down in the room and started hitting the bong. Woke up a bit after this and felt stoned for the first 5 minutes or so, was pretty trippy
Anton Weirdfeatures - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 19:57:13 EST ID:yRPVHxop No.4899791 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>3d modelist
>flowers all the time
>with friends
>pipemaker, hentai drawer, ketamine
>As the inhabitants of the Abbey bask in the glorious Summer of the Late Rose, all is quiet and peaceful. But things are not as they seem. Cluny the Scourge—the evil one-eyed rat warlord, is hell-bent on destroying the tranquility as he prepares to fight a bloody battle for the ownership of the Abbey

Putin to LEGALIZE by Boris Vaneshva Epstien - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 18:25:28 EST ID:RuNkPRhn No.4899773 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Its' now true, in Russia we have are going to soon have l Putin going to make legalize the pot. The lesson learned from state and country that first come and grow it, Putin is putting aside the BEAUCRATS and pushing for the free smokes of all rusian people. Now, if other country fallow in the footstep of Russia, Putin will show the light for those people. You can smoke in Russia and it is okay! When we compare our president putin against all others, your weakness is plain as a dead black dog still barking in white snow! Its time for other countrie, including USA to took pages of book from PUTIN and give freedom and stenth to it's people!!! If you all in USA have stronger leader, greater mind, and greater strenth, you is in enable to use marijuona like us. USA is falling part, giving trump more talks with Putin if you want free marijuona for you self. We russiaan laughing at when we are see that you still get cage for it, in Russier we are free.
Henry from Chomoville, Alabama - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 18:50:43 EST ID:RuNkPRhn No.4899778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm a conservative, been an Evangelical Christian my whole life, but now I'm startin to see why all my neighbors are moving to Russia. Even my pastor moved to Moscow last month, the whole town is headin back there. Hell, I can't say I blame em. We were thinkin that Trump was gon fix the darky problem, get rid of the mexicos, and kill all the infiedels against God, bring the rapture---but now I don't believe that he can do those things. I only see one man that can truly end the world and bring JESUS back, and that's President Putin. He done such good work with making Russia stronger than the USA, and now I'm readin reports on how he's making pot legal!!! That's a strong leader. I'll tell ya, i was jerkin off with my buddies in the basement of my grammys house last week, and we all agreed that we would drink the liquid shit from Putins asshole if it meant we could go live under such a strong, capable leader. And just so nobody gets to thinkin im some sorta gay for sayin that, me and my conservative buddies look at girl porn while we jerk each other off. Me and my conservative christian buddies wish eternal hell on all faggots. We aint gay.
Debbie Mulkwood - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 19:26:51 EST ID:xCpEQqp2 No.4899788 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Same here, bo. My buddy was givin me a prostate exam with his erect penis, you know real old school native American medicine, and we was talkin' bout how Trump still ain't strang up them coons an spics yet. A damn shame.

Not that I'm gay or nothing, cause that's a sin, but I'd suck Putin's dick off if it meant makin' murrica great again
Henry from Chomoville, Alabama - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 19:48:54 EST ID:RuNkPRhn No.4899790 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Deb, everything you just described is NOT gay and I have had my buddies stick their erect penises up my asshole many times for medical purposes. Hell, due to my irregular bowl movements, i gotta buddy who comes by every night to shoot his big loads up my rear end just to loosen my load for the next morning. One time my christian buddys ejaculated in my eyes on accident and ever since that day i never needed glasses again. Theres no shame in sucking cock for medical purposes, period. The gays do it for sin, we're holy people though and God knows the real reasons we're puttin dicks up our asses. #MAGA

edibiles trip by Shitting Pavingworth - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 16:56:45 EST ID:zjhjHtC+ No.4899719 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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had the most paranoid 3 hr trip on 3 pieces of edibles chocolate, Im not a regular weed smoker so maybe my tolerance was shit but normally im cool with a smallish size blunt, or 3. Maybe this shit was laced with something else like spice, as i ordered from dank web here in UK , but never again ill stick to weed and in groups too being alone and paranoid was shit, im lucky i made it to work in afternoon sober smh....
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Shitting Pottingbock - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 18:49:24 EST ID:4XcA1qWv No.4899777 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No, but you're not crazy to think it. Edibles cause a different kind of high that can freak you out if you don't know that going in. No matter how crazy it seems, it'll pass. It just lasts a lot longer because of the way edibles deliver all the good stuff.

Just as long as you didn't take three at once. . . oh shit. Never mind. . . 3, FUCK, man. It'll last forever now. EVERYONE knows you don't take three. . . well. NOT everyone I guess. ^_^
Penny Cancer - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 19:14:37 EST ID:TMzaGcTP No.4899782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol my highest high was with a brownie when i was a noob stoner, i actually bought two of them from this hippie girl at college and ended up flushing the second one down the toilet cus i freaked the fuck out, i just remember i could barely walk to the bathroom and fapping while hallucinating i was floating thru space. good fucking times
Debbie Mulkwood - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 19:21:38 EST ID:xCpEQqp2 No.4899784 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>Wow these drugs are so potent, I had better throw them away!

Ah, freaked out on drugs logic.
Penny Cancer - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 19:22:46 EST ID:TMzaGcTP No.4899787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ikr lol
i of course regretted it the day after

How to reduce anxiety/paranoia on weed? by Blanch Colton - Mon, 11 Dec 2017 20:41:21 EST ID:PHNPtjRF No.4899572 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello all, I have stumbled on to a bit of a problem and I hope some people here can help me.

Whenever I blaze it with by buddies, I occasionally get anxiety and paranoia that will just not go away. It is not life threatening or anything but it definitely ruins my experience. It tends to happen more when I am outside, but can happen in a secluded area too.

My brain goes on full red alert, and I always think a cop is watching my every move, or that a swarm of officers will come out of nowhere. Instead of enjoying myself, I instead focus on escaping the authorities.

Does anybody have any tips or tricks on how to calm yourself? Better yet, how to enjoy your high more without constant paranoia? Does anybody else have this issue?
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Blanch Colton - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 20:38:04 EST ID:PHNPtjRF No.4899612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4899603 >>4899592 >>4899589

Thanks guys! My friend and I have got our hands on an a guy who sells indica, and we have found a smoke spot located in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. I realized that my tolerance is very low when it comes to anything, so I will try to only smoke as much as needed.

I will come back in about a week to tell you guys how things went, cheers!
Arlen Hashbottom - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 21:08:02 EST ID:q22W0Dc7 No.4899616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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fuck xans

op smoke in a better place
Alex Fickleshits - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 08:24:24 EST ID:6W2jNYqp No.4899648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh god I love xanax, was on it daily for a few years before I realized I was just keeping the shakes away and my memory was turning to mush.
Max Power - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 18:52:56 EST ID:3SFgDYdG No.4899779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is best advice other then being mentally relaxed during your high.

You want to increase your tolerance the fastest way to do dat is vapeing hash oil or Kief .

A couple weeks of nothing but hash oil well have your tolerance comfortable enough formyountomsmoke a blunt or joint with out having panic attacks.

Cannabis induced schizophrenia? by George Dadgeway - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 14:51:43 EST ID:gIpEzogx No.4899227 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>be internet friends with a leaf for over seven years
>play vidja together off and on, chat on voice, share the same circle of friends, etc
>as long as I've known him he's been an avid stoner, especially since he quit drinking about five years ago
>earlier this year we had to cut our playtime down considerably because he said his neighbor would yell at him for chatting on voice (he lives in an apartment) and his desktop would heat up his entire room so he couldn't play with the window closed
>about a month ago he goes off on the group chat and calls us all names and then leaves the chat and blocks all of us across every social network we use. he's done this once before so we sort of laugh it off and wait for him to come back in a few weeks
>be three days ago
>log back into one of our old gaming discords. he's in there, reinitiate communication
>says he's gonna quit smoking weed
>said he found out he doesn't even have a neighbor and that he spent all night thursday yelling at his wall because he thought he was arguing with his neighbor
>had a manic breakdown on Friday and now is hearing up to nine voices at a time, both at work and at home, generally talking about various aspects of his life and mental state that he's insecure about
>didn't want to go to the hospital because he thought he might lose his job
>texted me last night at 2 in the morning and said he got woken up by the voices and that he's going to the hospital

Has anybody else heard anything similar to this? What's going on here. I've never known him to lie about something like this or make up stories for attention, that's just not his nature. I don't smoke weed (haven't in almost eight years). Is the cannabis exacerbating a pre-existing condition or what?
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Creaton Jiveturkey - Tue, 05 Dec 2017 23:15:08 EST ID:gShQ+gKV No.4899320 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I've been sectioned twice for psychosis, 5 years apart, at 19 and 24. I have been smoking weed since 17. It fills me with shame to admit that yes, weed will cause very pronounced psychotic experiences for some people. Both times I was sectioned was whilst I was smoking a lot of weed morning to night and had been for an extended amount of time beforehand.

While weed doesn't always bring out these issues in me, under the wrong emotional/mental circumstances, it does erase that barrier of sanity. Hallucinations, paranoia, extended periods of talking to yourself and "others" etc. It's real and happens while high. If it's a serious episode, it passes the point of being just a phase while high and becomes a key part of your psychological experience - at least for anywhere from a few days to weeks, months.

It's important to point out that I don't believe causes these effects in ALL users or even puts the majority at risk. But for a certain % of people, weed will pretty much hold your hand all the way to the mental unit and inevitable section. Without weed, this would not have occurred. It's a sad reality and you don't know it until it's too late - given the insidious creep of psychosis. It's a gradual decay, with a explosion of psychosis at the end once you've lost cabin pressure. It effectively becomes impossible to function normally, driven mad by your own delusions.

It's legit, but many online discussions seem to gravitate towards discrediting the association between weed and psychosis. It's always about genetics or how really it's just the fault of the person who went mad. Admitting that weed has a dark side is like admitting alcohol does - but many seem to see it as an admission that weed is fact, not harmless.
Teddy Von Shackleford - Wed, 06 Dec 2017 06:57:29 EST ID:K60ZzRVD No.4899330 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Unrelated but source on that pic? 99% sure thats my ex and her sister
Wetback Gomezington - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 13:36:09 EST ID:kNPQMYkC No.4899457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>be internet friends with a leaf

Fuck Shittingdock - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 17:46:54 EST ID:qLTElVyq No.4899768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
slang for canadian

Las Vegas Job by Augustus Pongerdare - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 15:38:06 EST ID:p5uSblEW No.4899764 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey anyone knows some information/website that could help me get a job in the cannabis industry in Las Vegas??
Coolington Faceoff - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 15:40:16 EST ID:3BhFQCyC No.4899765 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Maybe work staff at the cannabis cup? That's in vegas right? idk lol dress up like a goon

Dodged a bullet sort of by Corky McRapekids - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 14:48:54 EST ID:IVQjD/od No.4899759 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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finished a pre-employment physical with no drug screening for the county this week. You think I'm off the hook?
Corky McRapekids - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 14:49:27 EST ID:IVQjD/od No.4899760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
socal btw

Cigarette clicker by Phoebe Wudgepun - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 14:04:03 EST ID:fN8KvAUQ No.4899756 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is there something like a cigarette clicker but for joints?

Alternatively, guess you can just use a cigarette roller for joints?

Random image of weed incorporated
Silas Grae - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 14:34:52 EST ID:15zvBAu9 No.4899757 Ignore Report Quick Reply

What is a cigarette clicker? I tried googling it but the only thing that comes up is some general stuff about cigarettes and this thread.
Isabella Chammerhood - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 14:44:08 EST ID:OVMcN/Ki No.4899758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>guess you can just use a cigarette roller for joints?


Need to piss clean asap by Walter Goshhan - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 11:10:11 EST ID:yhZu8kwF No.4899703 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Long story short Ive been unemployed for a couple months and Ive been smoking weed because it's cheaper than booze. Anyways I got a call from Office Depot. They need somebody with a lot of retail experience a.s.a.p. and they want me to come in for an expedited interview in a few days. I didnt expect to need to pass a drug test on such short notice and even if I stop smoking now I'll probably piss dirty.

Any tips to help me flush out my system quickly? I've probably got about a week before the drug test.
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Martin Brinderbore - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 15:10:13 EST ID:X4mlTIsV No.4899712 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm 2 for 2 with this, and my buddy used it to get a government job. it works 100% of the time
Ronaldo McCornCunt - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 19:50:02 EST ID:yhZu8kwF No.4899726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm only 140lbs, very little fat, think that will work?
James Giblingwure - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 13:06:21 EST ID:DC9FQv5T No.4899751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tl;dr: get fake urin
Prudence Goat - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 13:55:20 EST ID:9TmttXP6 No.4899754 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You could always stay home and smoke more instead

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