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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! by Anton Dongway - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 16:14:11 EST ID:3ooWizLP No.4884375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Anyone here get caught / almost caught with weed? Tell us your story!
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Cornelius Blirryhall - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 16:27:35 EST ID:mfYWTZvu No.4884379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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> be 17 year old me
> friend saysaid he and other are going to a show
>its in town
>small venue
> get a ticket
> it's Snoop Dogg
> show supposed to start
> hour and a half later everybody starts blazing
> cops outside start coming in
> I get handed a huge joint and take a long ass drag
>exhale
> feel hand clasp shoulder
> see big rookie cop known to be a hard ass
>oh fuck
> says "I definitely saw smoke come from your mouth, so you come with me"
> a random guy I haven't seen in years runs up
>blows big puff right in his face
>takes hand off my shoulder
>I shed my jacket, and trade shirts with a home boy
> start grinding with chick, cops leave with a few people
>concert happens
>everybody smoked again
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Charles Shakeway - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 16:31:42 EST ID:CHTBiHTc No.4884380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Matthew Flaherty - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 16:35:04 EST ID:Q5kEtM78 No.4884381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Be 18 or 19
>Regularly explore city with a friend from my town
>We usually end up high either by edibles or smoke
>Hanging outside his house late at night
>We can't see shit, we're smoking from a pipe
>Cop car was stalking us
>Lights up its lights when it's less than 10 m away
>Block ends in a semicircle and a huge wall, no escape
>Friend starts to freak out, I somehow keep my cool
>Ask him to give me the pipe
>Drop it in a small canal between the grass and the sidewalk, just where we're sitting
>Do it stealthily with the hand they can't see
>Usual routine, check our id's, asks us shit, pat us down
>We're free to go
>They leave
>Pick up the pipe from the canal, keep smoking
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Matilda Blonnerbury - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 17:40:42 EST ID:fJQl6KbU No.4884400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4884375
There's a town called Wyoming in Minnesota? Doesn't that get confusing?
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Cedric Pugglebuck - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 18:23:56 EST ID:7brFSclg No.4884413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884375
>night time
>spend about an hour hot boxing in my car
>all done, drive off with windows closed
>soaring like a mf
>[cop lights intensify]
>calmly, but very quickly open all windows slightly
>pull over
>had a busted tail light (i actually knew this and this was the 2nd time i was pulled over for it)
>gave the most stone cold sober poker face that i could
>complied with every request
>saw my spotless record
>sent on my way
>mfw

in summation: check your tail lights.
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Sidney Sapperham - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 18:53:50 EST ID:0yyDFfqF No.4884417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>be visiting parents and brother
>staying in guest room, friend gave me some of his weed, so decide to smoke
>late at night, try smoking out of bowl, while trying to blow it out the window
>didn't realize the smoke was being blown back in
>unknowingly hotbox guest room
>open door to go brush teeth
>brother is in bathroom
>"stop smoking weed asshole"
>screams at me about how drugs are bad (he was 10)
>slams door
>mom comes upstairs and asks why door was slammed
>say I smoked weed and upset brother
>oh, thats illegal you know
>say sorry
>just be careful

Was a weird weekend.
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Nomdrop Bubbleflopn - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 00:13:18 EST ID:tCV04WsZ No.4884463 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Smoking hash like six years ago with gf at the time
>We're in my car in a lot over looking a lake, mood is right
>We start making out and she takes her top off
>Knock on window
>It's the fucking cops
>The most awkward conversation ever insues​
>Cops say the smell weed and go converse amongst each other
>Weed was decriminalized in my state like yesterday and they don't really know what to do
>They just let us go. No dui, not even a fine
I think they just felt bad about cock blocking me.
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James Crankinwire - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 01:31:24 EST ID:SH8T4lFJ No.4884472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> Get high at friend's place
> Need to drive home
> Am fine driving high, but roads are icy as fuck
> Going downhill at 5 mph, hit breaks
> 10 mph
> 15 mph
> Still holding breaks
> Realize that I'm going to slide downhill into a busy intersection if I don't do something
> Ram the curb hard so I don't drive into traffic
> It worked, start driving the rest of the way home
> *flap flap flap*
> Shit, flat
> Put car on jack, see the red-and-blues
> Panic a little, but realize I have a good explanation, so I'll be alright
> Cops insist on changing my tire for me
> They hand me my jack, and say "Get home safe, don't smoke weed and drive anymore, okay?"
> They drive away, leaving me flabbergasted

I got my tire changed by the only two cool cops in the city.
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Geraldine Mcgurk - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 08:40:45 EST ID:HY24AMiz No.4884497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>17
>see friend off in Ashton
>smoke a joints with friend at his door
>decide I want more drugs call up delear to meet in Stockport
>long 1 hour bus journey
>on 330 in its December so it's dark as fuck at only 4 pm
>Windows have condense sation so I can't see outside
>realise that oh shit has stopped after 5 mins while is till listen to music

>reek of weed and buss is compact
>hear people talk around hear reference drugs and they may of heard me near bus sation to del-ear on phone they misanterpreted my request for silver and e pills as a request for ket
>fuggin police man come ups to the second floor I'm on
>this is not ok goyim
>also have a cider can I'm drinking start swigging fucker as I know I'm going to jail
>stays another 10 minutes down stairs
>he gets off bus starts
>eventually ask obese bank looking guy set next to mine he's drinking same cider but his in plastic receptacle
>refer to him as fellow somersby drinker and ask what police man was looking for he says he doesn't know
>roastie revenge cuople laughs I get pretty perturbed and paronoid and also laugh
>shit this is scary
>at one point tap with hand and roastie normie boy laughs at me
>one hour bus ride over the bus driver offers to take me to hospital I decline
>several more paronoid bus rides later got gear and got home
>have been paronoid of public transport and cctv ever since
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Mab Splattershit - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 10:51:54 EST ID:pmPTURgv No.4884504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4884497
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you retarded or new to English?
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Nell Seckledock - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 11:00:50 EST ID:3h8WB15V No.4884508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4884497
>bus driver offers to take me to hospital
shit you must've been fucked up.
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Barnaby Dannerson - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 12:03:14 EST ID:RnbK+wQu No.4884513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cop parked behind me as I was hot-boxing before work. Haha.

Ran the A/C for a second to disperse the smoke cloud I just inhaled.

Got out of car as calmly as possible, put on name-tag, and power-walked into the building.

This has happened more than once.


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