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Some Weedy Writing by Onideus - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 18:22:45 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Happy 420! Here's my goodies for today!

And now some moojy writing! That's what I call marijuana when I'm high, I call it "moojy" which sounds retarded when you're not high, but when you are high it sounds really cool, so it's like a language Rosetta stone, a trigger between real reality and augmented reality as it means different things in each perception of reality, but it's still just a single thing, that's somehow two things at once in two different realities.

Okay so anyway... so, what if nonexistence as we perceive it... what if THAT actually ~is~ real existence? And we're presently trapped in actual nonexistence, which doesn't seem like nonexistence to us because we're going through a flow of "time", our sense of self. But if you look at that flow of "time" through a higher dimension then it's actually STATIC, your entire life's "flow of time" would seem like a giant stack of instances of life just smashed together into a smaller dimensional inanimate object.

And so what we define as "nonexistence" actually is real existence because it's not stuck or limited to that smaller dimensional object we perceive as reality. We are scared though inherently of nonexistence because it wouldn't be safe. That is, the nonexistence, which is real existence, is so horrifying that we fear not becoming it. We're like a higher dimensional life form in a forced coma. That is their version of reality is so perceivably horrifying that they would force themselves into their version of a coma just to try and escape from it,

So that's what you can expect, when you die and suddenly not exist. You will awaken from that "coma" and the real reality will be experienced, which will be beyond any worst imaginable fear of hell you can fathom.

So you can both fear nonexistence because you perceive it as oblivion and you can also fear it on an extra dimensional level as what you know it to actually be. And now... now you reading this... you do actually know. So it's time to WAKE UP TO HELL BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD!

...how is that for a weedy mind fuck?

Okay so this text here that I wrote, I could make it into a movie about trying to awaken itself (you), how its message (what I just wrote) causes people in the movie to die instantly after reading it, but their "death" is them becoming real reality. So the more people it can get to read itself in the movie, the faster it can awaken.

If everyone kills themselves... that is the movie itself, my description of it, it's the message, real reality is perceiving nonexistent reality and real reality at the same time would BE the message, on a higher dimensional level, saying that every person needs to kill themselves, the movie is telling you kill yourself... you can take it both literally and figuratively. Kill yourself. The original message is trying to message to you. Kill yourself now.

There are things you didn't understand when you read that, that's okay, that's the real message trying to get into you, trying to get you to "awaken".

...a darker twist.
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Edward Turveycocke - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 19:17:30 EST ID:K60ZzRVD No.4884419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884412
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Onideus - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 20:03:49 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4884419

But that's the only reason why you're still alive.
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Ian Fabblefet - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 01:14:49 EST ID:lAuJcMVN No.4884468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
shut the fuck up
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Herald Budsworth - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 03:14:20 EST ID:AP0aXO0r No.4884480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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lol you wrote out all this bullshit and then you just got shat on OP
fuck outta here bitch nigga
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 06:44:42 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884491 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884480

I can't leave though, because I'm so the fuck far up into your head space right now I could probably start sellin REAL ESTATE!
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Herald Budsworth - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 10:51:59 EST ID:AP0aXO0r No.4884505 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4884491
The cringe is strong with this one
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 11:28:54 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4884505

I will eat your dreams and shit your nightmares.
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Matilda Pockshit - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 11:33:39 EST ID:Q9JEgRoy No.4884510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DELET THIS
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Eugene Clankinwater - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 12:11:42 EST ID:jWmudGt1 No.4884514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4884509
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 12:15:03 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884510

I know your scared. That's okay. If it makes you feel any better I have nearly perfected the pepperoni micro taco shell! Soon I will be able to mass create them, at which point I will construct a small army of micro pizza tacos!

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
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Matilda Pockshit - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 12:24:45 EST ID:Q9JEgRoy No.4884517 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884515
OMG so randum xDDDD *holds up spork* WAFFLEEES!

Seriously grow up. No one gave a shit about your retarded story no excuse to retaliate with shitposts. Grow up.
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 13:06:30 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884517

You're whining about how you're too mentally deficient to even read a couple paragraphs and then turn right around is a froth of tweenage muppet fuck level insults and invectives you try and tell *ME* to "grow up"?! Yeah, have a little bit of introspection there; right along with your indignant, ass flustered, tryhard attempt at looking "cool" a gawd damn WEED CHANNEL!

Seriously, tha'fuck is wrong with you? Dumbshit, how long ya worked here?
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 13:43:06 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884517

Forgot to mention... you are so blisteringly stupid I'm actually SMARTER than you are when I'm fucking HIGH as a kite! I mean, just really let that sink in for a moment. Even when I go out of my way to basically make myself as stupid as possible... I'm *STILL* light years beyond your deficient level intellect, you simpering dickwit!

I can write more text when I'm completely inebriated than you can manage to read when you're completely sober. That's how Jesus raping stupid you are!
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Matilda Nindlefen - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 14:08:07 EST ID:BvFE+HX8 No.4884534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mom, OP's being a faggot again
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 14:23:35 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884535 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884534

Follow the yellow brick road.
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Fluffy Pillowstone - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 14:56:34 EST ID:OOr+0i0c No.4884537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884533

you seem insecure about yourself.
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 15:16:12 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884539 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884537

That seems like a rather lackluster description of your imaginative needs.

The fact is you see insecurity in others because you're so scared of seeing it in yourself.

As I am the present living God of humanity's demons I have no such need for the self-inflicting emotional machinations you lesser rocks muddle yourselves into.
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Imahoe Dickweed - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 16:23:14 EST ID:MkoV7I50 No.4884549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4884539
You see him as seeing insecurities in others that you think come from his own insecurities only because you actually see insecurities in him as a side-effect of the insecurities in yourself.

jk, I'm just projecting my insecurity that you're projecting insecurities into him because of my own insecurities.
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 16:30:45 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884550 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884549

Then we would become infinite reflections of ourselves, a collective being, the nature of existence.
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Herald Budsworth - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 16:40:38 EST ID:AP0aXO0r No.4884552 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Went to see my family doctor today. He informed me that I have developed severe scoliosis as a result of cringing far, far too hard at the sight of this thread.

You're not just making a fool of yourself when you post these MySpace tier ramblings, Onideus. You're hurting people. I hope you're happy
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 17:08:30 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884552

My sword tastes like crazy.

There is a difference though, child. Between being random and UNORIGINAL... and then on the flip side being random and CREATIVE!

But don't worry, I wouldn't expect a philistine such as yourself to truly appreciate the finer difference in the term.
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Herald Budsworth - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 17:17:15 EST ID:AP0aXO0r No.4884556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884554
Please, you have to stop. You're just too much of wild and zany guy for me. I can't handle how unique and randumb you are. My spine is twisting into unnatural shapes.
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 17:39:46 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884556

Well if you want something truly random, here's a blast from your (parents?) past!
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 17:56:47 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884567 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884556

How about a random food?
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Herald Budsworth - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 17:59:57 EST ID:AP0aXO0r No.4884569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884567
>doublebumping your own randumb thread
Good god, Onideus. Have mercy. Will you not stop until my spinal cord rips itself in twain?
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 18:02:23 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884570 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884556

This is how I celebrate Christmas... I... I am the RANDOM GOD!
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 18:05:41 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884569

Alright, I shall show mercy... this time!

But if you cross me in the middle of a snow storm... you best step up!
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Fluffy Pillowstone - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 19:02:56 EST ID:OOr+0i0c No.4884575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884550

grow up and know that putting words together in a certain way does not equal intellect. You may be smart but no more smarter than a few other billion people alive today. Humbleness is a virtue and you are not a special snowflake.
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 19:17:20 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884575

Intellect? LOL To which particular form of "intellect" are you referring to?

There's actually a whole slew of different types of intelligence, from emotional intelligence to spatial awareness, pattern recognition, memory retention (long term and short term), eye to hand coordination, reaction speed, social adaptation, reasoning/problem solving, concept formation, language processing, association, habit reversal, attention span, sequencing, vocabulary, computational ability, comparative analysis, comprehension, etc, etc, etc.

I am so far beyond you, child. Look upon my works... and yes, BE HUMBLED...
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 19:19:02 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884577 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884575

Whoops, munged the link... probably ate too many edibles... heeee...

https://www.facebook.com/pg/OnideusIdeas/posts/?ref=page_internal
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Herald Budsworth - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 19:25:18 EST ID:AP0aXO0r No.4884580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4884576
>posting links to your facebook
You've done it. I finally achieved maximum cringe and absolutely shattered my spine from the sheer intensity of it. I am now paralyzed from the neck down and typing this out with a straw between my teeth. Jesus Christ.
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Matilda Nindlefen - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 19:32:42 EST ID:BvFE+HX8 No.4884582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP, you really are being more of a faggot than any other OP I've seen in a long time.

Why is it always this board?
nb
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 19:39:06 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884585 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884582

You kids should probably know, that being what I am, the present living God of your demons, it's sort of my "job" to use emotional instability infliction techniques on you. That is, I incur abject infuriation, indignance and spite in you humans, which I then "feed" off of.
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Herald Budsworth - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 19:40:42 EST ID:AP0aXO0r No.4884586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884585
>I AM TEH PUPPET MASTER XDDD
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Onideus - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 20:13:54 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884586

Puppet master? You actually think you're a puppet? LOL, well, as meandering, senseless little one-dimensional rocks go I guess it pays to dream big, but uh... no, you're not puppets, at best yer just props.
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Bongdrop Macgyver - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 23:28:25 EST ID:SWfHW1Q/ No.4884606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884593
what the fuck get out of here idiot
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Stink Pinkling - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 23:36:04 EST ID:mWg6wULs No.4884607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is everyone finished bumping the worst thread so far this year?
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Brooke Elitingston - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 23:40:30 EST ID:xbL/ONjs No.4884608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4884607
not quite, i'm afraid
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Stink Pinkling - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 23:43:49 EST ID:mWg6wULs No.4884609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4884608
Finish up lad
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Brooke Elitingston - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 23:46:57 EST ID:xbL/ONjs No.4884610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4884609
this should do.
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Onideus - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 06:41:45 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884610

Personally I want to talk about the apparently LACK of Peanut Butter Boppers? Honestly, how hard was it to keep making these? What the fuck is wrong with your species that you can't even manage something as simple as that?
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Onideus - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 06:43:59 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884633 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884632

There is also no longer an Apple Raisin Crisp... like, why in the fuck would you stop making the tastiest fucking cereal known to mankind? Why? Just... WHY?!
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Onideus - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 06:45:46 EST ID:ChAy+v9F No.4884634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4884632

These are also history, but at least they brought back Magic Middles.


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