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Greedy Moochers by Edwin Woffingsidging - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 17:34:38 EST ID:VmhTXnHD No.4897308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>hit up friend who i usually supply the booze and weed for because he's perpetually jobless and lives at home
>dont mind because hes my best friend from high school
>last time we chilled he took the jewery to a new level
>make the mistake of mentioning offhand i have a couple ounces of weed at home currently (a semi-long-term supply)
>after we smoke 2 blunts, and a few bowls, and hit my vape pen many times, and getting drunk, the next morning he asks for a little weed to go "until he gets his new job" (lol yeah right)
>give him a couple grams and a canister to carry it in
>"dude i thought you said you had OUNCES man!"
>"yeah. i did. here, one more nug"
>"dude you got like 2 ounces man"
>"i didnt get it for free man, here"
>"well i guess this will last me a little while"
>doesnt even say thanks
>hasnt hit me up since

this guy is really a great friend, but he is also a selfish asshole. thoughts? stories of moochers being painfully unaware of their own greed?
Eugene Greenshaw - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 18:19:42 EST ID:LqYl/DFa No.4897310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck that guy. Simple as that really.
He doesnt really sound like a friend.
Martha Buzzridge - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 18:26:32 EST ID:O5734J5B No.4897311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sounds like a real swell guy
Alfred Catface - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 18:32:18 EST ID:r+ykAK7s No.4897312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you have two options here
>cut him out of your life
this solves the problem, but ending a long friendship can be hard
>let him know your frustrations, and tell him you might stop bringing him weed/booze if he doesn't start pitching in somehow
the success of this depends on how much he values your friendship, how much integrity he has, or how desperate he is. most likely this will only result in empty promises, but he could either start contributing or stop hanging out with you, depending on the aforementioned factors
Nigel Clirringpetch - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 20:16:27 EST ID:1hmXMe6r No.4897313 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lilith Failburry - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 20:47:39 EST ID:nJeWouyI No.4897317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>you give the guy a couple grams
>still bitches
>give that asshat another nug
>ghosts you until he probably runs out then reappears

You're being way too nice with your weed, time and keeping assholes in your circle.

Bruh if you smoked me out AND gave me weed, id be trying to figure out how to repay you man. Cut that little bitch off. Make new friends who arent mooching burnouts.
Jarvis Sommergold - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 23:04:08 EST ID:VmhTXnHD No.4897324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol i appreciate the suggestions guys. i have already decided not to be the solo provider next time we hang out. ill straight up ask if he can throw down cold cash next time and won't be so generous to him again until he shows some courtesy. i do not want to cut him out though, we have a sweeping history of things in common and have a unique synergy in jokes/humor/cleverness when we play off each other. he's honestly a phenomenal friend, just a selfish asshole grossly lacking in self-awareness.

but the point of this thread was to share mooch stories not just comment on mine
Jemima Feltsborough - Wed, 01 Nov 2017 04:24:23 EST ID:HcKB2zbV No.4897327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jump that faggot OP
Daniel Chickenchoke - Wed, 01 Nov 2017 08:56:43 EST ID:KUqQU7Xr No.4897334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ok you need to cap that nigga
Emma Cinnerstetch - Wed, 01 Nov 2017 13:06:43 EST ID:sxToZKiu No.4897337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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> have 3 other roommates
> all weed smokers
> im down stairs, they are upstairs
> smell weed by stairwell
> investigation
> ask if i can hop in
> lol you didnt contribute, fuck off
> have every intention, but bowl is already loaded
> ill go in on the next
> they Intentionally skip me in the rotation
> after finishing the bowl they ask me if i want to pack one
> is anyone else going in with me, or just me pack solo for everyone else?
> everyone pokerface.jpg
> leave room
> fuck em
Arlen Hashbottom - Wed, 01 Nov 2017 13:53:29 EST ID:r+ykAK7s No.4897341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
did that dude ever make it home?
Jebediah Cuntpickle - Wed, 01 Nov 2017 14:15:42 EST ID:IS/rP42G No.4897343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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sometimes a nigga just needs free weed and alcohol because the white man is keeping him down
Debbie Mulkwood - Wed, 01 Nov 2017 18:30:52 EST ID:2qGiZxZW No.4897354 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He did, moved his family to America, died in Illinois at a ripe old age.

His exploits didn't become known until after his death. He kept his time in WWII pretty private.
Samuel Sengernutch - Wed, 01 Nov 2017 18:44:57 EST ID:Wh+Irz0d No.4897355 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP show him this thread so he can see everyone agreeing that he is an asshole in that one respect. Hopefully he will learn to change. Greedy friends are among the worst kinds.
Fuck Duckshit - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 02:18:25 EST ID:HlEFqkrP No.4898200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Bro had the hookup. I haz the $
>Walk to dealer's house. Friends mentions we can't hang around like we usually do. Give him my cash
>Comes back with a hefty sack of mids. Surprisingly, great stuff
>8 bowls later, high as a Boeing. My bro is hunched over. Being vet smokers this was most unusual
>"Uh, you ok man?"
>"Yeah, I'm fine but..."
>"The weed's laced with DMT."
>Immediately after that statement, a face appears on the bottom of an overturned chair like 3D pin art with sfx
>I am freaking my shit out. I'm scared of the unknown. I'm furious upon the realization that my slimy fuck of a friend knew all along but lied via omission to me. He knew I wouldn't fork over the cash to buy laced weed.
>Bro assures me he wouldn't give me anything he knew was unsafe ie know u mad, plz don't kill me
>This calms me down and I had a great trip listening to music, dancing under imaginary thunderheads, and watching cool patterns from the smoke of my cigarette.
>Friend had a bad trip

Instant karma
Jarvis Honeyford - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 03:02:17 EST ID:r+ykAK7s No.4898202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>lacing a cheap and common drug with a rare and expensive one
assuming your story's real, the bud was likely laced with research chems, if it was laced at all
Greg Saunier - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 03:22:51 EST ID:O/XjyIf+ No.4898206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's not real, DMT hits you in like a minute after smoking, and the trip only lasts 15-20 minutes. Not to mention you need to vaporize it, applying direct flame just burns it up.
David Cornslit - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 05:36:51 EST ID:OVMcN/Ki No.4898212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I tend to agree that it's unlikely to have been laced, but you can definitely smoke DMT buy just putting it on top of weed and smoking it.
Lillian Gobberridge - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 05:45:17 EST ID:cWDIzajI No.4898213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Start asking for sexual favors next time he comes knocking.

Ive had moochers, and instead of cutting them off I get annoyed and tell them "Look, my weed is expensive and you dont really chip in, you're going to have to jerk me off if you want to keep getting smoked out for free."

Its worked 2/3 times so far, handjobs turned to blowjobs pretty fast, and its a good deal imo, the 3rd guy just started leeching off someone else.
William Subberwure - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 11:12:39 EST ID:DSfDXbH/ No.4898222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sounds like terrible people, unless you did something before
William Subberwure - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 11:12:38 EST ID:DSfDXbH/ No.4898223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sounds like terrible people, unless you did something before
Albert Wellerham - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 22:55:38 EST ID:6tS73osY No.4898441 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you're sitting on ozs and a friend is dry, you need to cough up 5-7g if they ask. It's the rule. If you don't like that, just don't mention that you're sitting on ozs.
Emma Shakehood - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 00:10:14 EST ID:3BhFQCyC No.4898446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>It's the rule.

Nobody's obligated to give you shit.
Fluffy Pillowstone - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 10:46:43 EST ID:71hi3z8R No.4898467 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Whenever I have the weed, I'm doing people a service by rolling them personal j's, but I don't have to. I like smoking alone better anyway, but since I want you [/spoiler]not specifically you just in general to have a good time like me, I'll give you quite a bit of my weed, but some people don't realize I don't have to give you shit.
Lillian Goodridge - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 10:47:47 EST ID:YmqCmUH+ No.4898468 Ignore Report Quick Reply

How the fuck does that make any sense?

>"Oh hey bro, I have zero money because I am irresponsible. Oh, by the way I noticed you have a lot of drugs. Can I have some for free?"
Fluffy Pillowstone - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 10:47:49 EST ID:71hi3z8R No.4898469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck sorry. Fucked the spoiler up.
Doris Fandleman - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 15:12:41 EST ID:QEjVDUIM No.4898481 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Make him suck your cock for 2 grams, make him work for it, jizz on his face and cock slap him! Make him feel like a cock sucking bum.
Jointington Lungtits - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 00:07:05 EST ID:XmsO3SLP No.4898503 Ignore Report Quick Reply
People can be dry without it being a responsibility issue, they can just be down on luck. If you are bragging about the ounces you have and refusing to share more than a few crumbs with your dry friend until you have humiliated them by forcing them to come out and ask you to give up a reasonable amount then you are pretty low.
noko - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 01:33:49 EST ID:SJmPUan7 No.4898509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol, this seems to be a common thing. I got a friend who does the same shit, but they have a job and can afford their own shit. Just prefers to smoke all of mine. They'll share with me if they have, but... fuck that. It's mine. Not hers. Mayine
Shiney McShine - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 01:16:04 EST ID:U8jXnc7N No.4898554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a couple nugs and a couple crumbs are differen't, if you have ever been on the side of having the weed you would understand why asking for free weed is shitty.

Also anyone who lives their life thinking being "down on your luck" actually effects their life in a relevant way is irresponsible and no one is surprised they have no weed to smoke.

Lazy people think their life is affected by circumstances.
Successful people look for the circumstances they want and if they can't find them, they make them.

the only way "luck" can affect how much weed you got is if you got unlucky and your dealer is dry for the day. If that happens to my friend, ill happily give them weed till they have their weed but they always give back the amount i gave them without me having to ask. Weed costs money, if we give it out for free, next thing you know we are mooching too.
Angus Woblinghall - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 02:27:18 EST ID:r+ykAK7s No.4898555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>humiliated them by forcing them to come out and ask you to give up a reasonable amount then you are pretty low.
what a load of bollocks. no one is entitled to my weed, when I share it I do so out of trust and friendship. if you're expecting it all the time, and then have the gall to ask for more, you violate that trust and make me question the friendship. besides, weed where I live is dirt cheap and available everywhere. if you have to beg someone for it, you're underage, socially retarded, a lazy bum or some combination of the three, and you shouldn't be smoking weed, at least not till you grow up and get your shit together
Graham Blytheshit - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 03:13:56 EST ID:sNsqs3eC No.4898556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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guy sounds like a major dick OP, I wouldn't want to be around him after those disrespectful actions

it's really disgusting a "friend" can act like that
Phyllis Clabberset - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 06:05:17 EST ID:ZrKHncLI No.4898564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>used to smoke weed and watch movies w/ some high school dude
>he provided my first baggie when I asked him for some
>I come over to smoke and we have an alright time, movie was 9/10 because were pretty toked
>this turns into a thing
>I decide to start selling some for friends
>At least he had contacts and I get an ounce
>Dude never gave me his contacts so I had to use him as middleman
>Regularly come over and provide everything
>Did this for about 2 months with him never chipping in
>Movies were good though
Sophie Shakegold - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 06:22:38 EST ID:GYOmGdt5 No.4898565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He might just be really high and not wanting to text back. Sometimes I smoke and I get anti social as fuck because I'm zoning and it just generally gives me anxiety when I talk to people high so I prefer not to text back and I'm content enough to be ok alone
Shitlick McSnifflewitz - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 10:34:47 EST ID:qLTElVyq No.4898576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>that picture
dont americans pay the guy who payed for it all afterwards?
Fucking Shakedale - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 13:54:35 EST ID:go4rb6Id No.4898585 Ignore Report Quick Reply
more like, he got wat he wanted and fucked off
Nathan Ragefock - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 23:39:46 EST ID:Ky5e2VjK No.4898672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is his friend lmao
Rupert Tacklestock - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 07:29:03 EST ID:eNEIhqt0 No.4898836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man, that's the worst. What a tool.

If my homie has nothing, I've no problem throwing him a gram. I don't expect to get it back, but he'll help me out when I get low. That's how we do it, we're a close group of friends and you won't even have to ask.

Cut one guy out of the group a couple years ago though. I thought he was a good friend, it appeared that way- he even had a spare key to my apartment, in case I ever left my keys at work by mistake. Anyway, I knew that he would be over at my place in the daytime to drop something off or borrow something, I can't quite remember what it was, but I remember leaving two fat buds on the dining room table (don't have to hide things in my own house, or so I thought) to smoke when I got back from my 10hr shift. When I got home there was one bud on the table. Guy wouldn't even admit it, and I would have given him one of the buds if he'd asked. Needless to say, I got my key back and we don't speak anymore.

Another guy I know is 30 years old and pesters me for bud all the time, even when I'm at work. Of course, he's unemployed and usually has no cash. If he doesn't stop with that shit soon it's gonna turn nasty, he doesn't seem to realize I work hard to be able to afford luxuries like cannabis. Some people ey
Albert Hipps - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 13:18:54 EST ID:sxToZKiu No.4898856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We are kinda douchey to eachother but its done is jest. I myself really dont play those kind of fuck-fuck games so I had to catch up and be a douche back. We get along alright, but sometimes I get offended if they are being inconsiderate especially if im trying to be a team player and all they do is shit all over me.
Aubrey Cottle - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 09:27:56 EST ID:9lP9csLf No.4898903 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Not trying to come off as rude or nitpicky, I'm just bored and wanted to clarify a few things I saw about your post.

For one, dmt hits you the INSTANT you inhale it. Literally the second you begin inhaling vapor your vision explodes with swirling fractals.

Second, technically you're supposed to vaporize dmt, but I always smoked it by sandwiching it between two layers of weed and then just barely cherrying the top layer of weed with a flame. It's wasteful, you'll need to use more dmt to achieve the same effects as you would were you using a vape,, but it absolutely works.


Just Saiyan. Also I'm kind of high right now. Slayer to everybody, especially slayer to the person I replied to!
Abner Grovile - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 11:44:21 EST ID:fa23dvb5 No.4898912 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Abner Grovile - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 11:47:42 EST ID:fa23dvb5 No.4898913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tits or GTFO
Archibald Limpdicking - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 14:02:09 EST ID:xfZvztv3 No.4898914 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You really fucked yourself by offering to give him some bugs to go home with. I know hindsight is 20/20 but next time have more self respect. If this dude came over just to smoke your bud and has 2 ounces at home, then he must be greedy, passive aggressive, or a potential manipulator?... If I had 2 ounces I would atleast match those blunts OP, even if it was mids. Your friend sounds shady.
Petronella Stubblystitching - Fri, 01 Dec 2017 23:34:12 EST ID:o6Tn5qXK No.4899074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm physically uncomfortable
you've been too nice to him for a while it seems like jeez.
my cousin stole weed from me while he was staying at my place b/c I started smoking less since we were smoking every day and my lungs were all cruddy
never paid me rent either. fucker
Archie Brookfoot - Sun, 03 Dec 2017 03:28:19 EST ID:UtZjX90w No.4899136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Probably shouldn't tell him you have ounces ever again.

It's really shitty to ask like that, I always smoke up my friends but if someone asked I probably wouldn't share with them anymore. Unless they asked for a small amount like a bowl pack.

You provided the weed, you made the hangout sesh sweet.

Weeds cash dude, if your friend had a load of cash you wouldn't insist they give you some?

Only share what you are comfortable with, smoking 2 blunts and a few bowls plus vape is insanely generous.

Your right, he probably doesn't realize how rude hes being, he will only find out if you tell him, otherwise this wont stop
Khan Spacerider - Sun, 03 Dec 2017 12:03:01 EST ID:A2VroUVF No.4899147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>invite him over again yesterday, took today off so we could get wasted
>he says he will hit me up around 5-6 to come pick him up and bring him to my place to drink/smoke on my dime again
>dont mind because hes my best friend from high school
>11PM he sends me an email that he fell asleep
>doesnt even apologize
>probably never crossed his self-centered mind how much he inconvenienced me

this is it guys. never reaching out to him again unless he apologizes and offers to throw down the next time
Cornelius Blinkintudge - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 12:30:12 EST ID:UH+g/3QS No.4899221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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maybe you're a faggot in your own way too?

i have a group of friends i smoke blunts with, but they only smoke shit weed and they're also uneducated and say / do a bunch of stupid shit all the time.

i will die before i light them up with my stash, and i don't give a fuck what anyone says. you sleep alone, and wake up alone - why be surprised someone else does?
Cornelius Blinkintudge - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 12:31:53 EST ID:UH+g/3QS No.4899222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're dumb and you won't fight anyone.

he's self centered because he inconvenienced -you-? retard.

you're alike, and you're also a pussy. he does this cause he knows he can get away with it. you're here on 420chan talking shit.
Valentina Smegtooth - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 12:34:50 EST ID:GPgADj2M No.4899223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your friend is an asshole. One thing is highschool and another real life. You need more empathic ppl in ya life
Fred Falkland - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 13:48:29 EST ID:/ow0P8fx No.4899226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>sends me an e-mail

what is this, 2001?
Jarvis Blatherhood - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 22:15:35 EST ID:XyKGS8GV No.4899256 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Yeah right, you'll bitch out the next time he gets at you again.
Kirtaner Aster - Tue, 05 Dec 2017 02:41:58 EST ID:3BhFQCyC No.4899274 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Brother, throw down doesn't always mean fisticuffs. In that particular context it can also mean to contribute weed or money toward the sesh.

Blowing off plans for a bullshitty reason like "I fell asleep" before 5-6PM is rude and reflective of just how shit tier this sonuvabitch mooch is.
Phineas Huddlewater - Tue, 05 Dec 2017 09:22:08 EST ID:r+ykAK7s No.4899285 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Blowing off plans for a bullshitty reason like "I fell asleep" before 5-6PM is rude and reflective of just how shit tier this sonuvabitch mooch is.
yeah, seriously. if you've got plans, set an alarm when you nap. this guy clearly doesn't give a fuck, and OP should definitely ditch his ass
Donald Duckington - Tue, 05 Dec 2017 13:23:05 EST ID:5Gz4YA42 No.4899294 Ignore Report Quick Reply

he doesnt have a cell phone because hes perpetually jobless
Doris Chuzzlechene - Tue, 05 Dec 2017 16:45:26 EST ID:8bDgMGTT No.4899302 Ignore Report Quick Reply
true or not, this is funny as hell
Abby Clitburger - Wed, 06 Dec 2017 06:04:13 EST ID:HlEFqkrP No.4899329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thanks for setting me straight. I'm just a lil' bit country. Story bonus: Bro really thott it was DMT thus I got shorted by a whole fuckin' quarter. Damn weed junkie
Martin Driblingwun - Wed, 06 Dec 2017 22:05:21 EST ID:5Gz4YA42 No.4899354 Ignore Report Quick Reply

lol yes thats typically how it is done in all countries. thats why the image is humorous because it refers to the nigga with no money, meaning he is unable to repay the primary purchaser and is calling out for a a greater purchase which he intends to consume and repay 0%. it is not a country specific joke but a sneer to those from any land who would shout for more freebies while intending to pay nothing either way
Violet Stoolbutter - Wed, 06 Dec 2017 22:44:56 EST ID:fFSBKmrK No.4899355 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Whenever I go back to my home city, I can't bring weed with me because I go by bus and since I live up near the Canadian border, Border Patrol does random bus checks and I don't feel like getting hassled. I always contact my oldest, bestest friend and she smokes me up for the whole day while we just drive around listening to punk rock and reminiscing. Thing is, I feel like a mooch, even though she's happy to smoke me out and I would be just as happy to smoke a bunch of my own weed with her. I cannot understand someone who shamelessly takes without giving. It makes no sense to me. Sharing is caring, people!
Eugene Clayhood - Fri, 08 Dec 2017 19:35:47 EST ID:u3l3u8SA No.4899427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sharing is only caring if that person shares back in other ways like buying the booze or handling food. Hell the OP image and its depicted behaviour is why I'll never share anything but datura contaminated weed with certain kinds of people, no matter how chill they seem.
Pic related is the mooch being asked what they gotta trade.
Connor Brapsack - Fri, 08 Dec 2017 19:43:57 EST ID:Kw+1zze1 No.4899428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude, smoking datura (flowers) is only good for hayfever/asthema. You won't get enough for a trip unless you're smoking blunts of it. I'd say that's wasteful, but honestly there's enough datura to go around for for the handful of people who actually enjoy it. inb4 poison, datura flowers are well recorded as a smoke for treatment of asthma.
Archie Crollerfoot - Fri, 08 Dec 2017 21:00:07 EST ID:q22W0Dc7 No.4899432 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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fucking dump that NEET
Edwin Bluttingpore - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 20:39:39 EST ID:T2CNK2QM No.4899468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fuckin bums dude.they suck.Its funny how its always the guy with the money and the stuff being petty, never the broke motherfuckers
Charlotte Bloddlelock - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 16:45:14 EST ID:qLTElVyq No.4899602 Ignore Report Quick Reply
calm your autism
i thought that the picture implied that one would pay for it all, and then another time another one would pay for it all
Nigel Brookshaw - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 06:44:13 EST ID:sO56FtmJ No.4899643 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Don't make the same mistake twice
Ian Hecklelock - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 07:28:42 EST ID:WuxemsiM No.4899644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna have to be even more nitpicky than you and disagree with you on the /INSTANT/ thing, my guy
In my experience, you don't feel anything for about ten seconds after inhaling. I like to hold my first hit in until I start to feel it because I know that I've absorbed a good amount of it by then
And even then its just a weird hyper-aware state where your blood pressure is shooting up, not really visuals until a few more seconds after that
If you experience the skyrocketing sensation as soon as you inhale that's pretty neat though
Alan Balls - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 02:06:23 EST ID:lQyER8w0 No.4899687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
stop enabling this loser, op
Angus Bunfield - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 11:56:32 EST ID:51AUH4o7 No.4899706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>you're going to have to jerk me off
way funnier than asking for a bj i love it
Mavis Fudgecurl - Sun, 17 Dec 2017 07:31:30 EST ID:RcHr9AQJ No.4899855 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Fake and gay. DMT would blast you off instantly in extremely small amounts, not 8 bowls later you'd feel kind of trippy. If this is even half true then your dumb ass smoked weed laced with some kind of RC. Fuck, if you're going to bullshit at least research your bullshit first.
Albert Benningdale - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 01:54:29 EST ID:pqCjxhG2 No.4899893 Ignore Report Quick Reply
not my story but a friend's who I had a falling out with, lets call him aaron
>never shows up to school in our teen years
>got kicked out of his parents a bunch of times
>bounces from friends house to friends house every few weeks
>steals money, bums tokes

skip forward a few years, we're all college-aged
>refuses to go to college
>gets forced in a move with parents across the province or stay in the city and live on his own
>moves out with some mutual friends
>steals money, bums tokes

it gets worse when he gets a girlfriend, lets call her denise. we met her after another friend cheated on his gf with denise. denise fucks another friend. denise now dates aaron. anyways lets continue
>she steals money, bums tokes from both aaron and everyone in the apartment
>lives in the same apartment without paying rent
>mooches food, takes aaron's roomates car without permission
>drops off the face of the earth for a month, aaron gets scared and goes wtf
>denise facebook messages aaron saying she moved to toronto to become an escort
>couple months pass, she moves back in, dates aaron again and they both
>steal money, bum tokes
Anton Dongway - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 14:21:06 EST ID:ZhGu3SLd No.4899907 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what has he done to be such a good friend
Xane Perosteck - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 19:12:22 EST ID:7J3qBFy6 No.4899915 Ignore Report Quick Reply
why didn't anyone just kick his ass?
Winthorp Curmudgeon - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 23:39:15 EST ID:DC9FQv5T No.4899934 Ignore Report Quick Reply
because ass-kicking him won't speed up the money flow.
You gotta asskick and shake him. A comical effect of coins just raining out of his coat should happen.
Lillian Winderbanks - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 23:45:33 EST ID:fn97Brpg No.4899936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I was hanging out with my buddy in my car, I know he had weed, every time I went to pack a bowl he wouldnt offer to put some in so eventually I was like alright gotta head out. Without asking me he took the plate we had been breaking and rolling weed on which had about 2 or 3 bowls worth and dumped it out on the ground. Glad I dont hang out with that fucker anymore
Coolington Faceoff - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 02:13:25 EST ID:Nt8k6Qc0 No.4899945 Ignore Report Quick Reply

What is Autism?
Walter Honeywell - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 07:03:56 EST ID:6kyRUGJV No.4899946 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Without asking me he took the plate we had been breaking and rolling weed on which had about 2 or 3 bowls worth and dumped it out on the ground.
Walter Honeywell - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 11:59:07 EST ID:6kyRUGJV No.4899951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Its worked 2/3 times so far, handjobs turned to blowjobs pretty fast, and its a good deal imo, the 3rd guy just started leeching off someone else.
>the 3rd
>implying there was a Guy 1 & 2
>they were all guys
Lillian Beddlespear - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 12:28:33 EST ID:ntJDdayP No.4899953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>good run with money
>buy a bunch of weed
>tell fellow band mates and friends that I have a bunch of weed
>will totally smoke them down whenever they come over
>repaying them for being great friends and smoking me down whenever we hung out
>over the course of a year I run out of weed
>as expected
>most friends get it but this one fuckin guy
>keeps coming over to my house for "visits"
>he's too shy to ask for weed up front
>just sits around the house and doesn't even talk to me
>eventually gets mad and just leaves
Lillian Beddlespear - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 13:17:15 EST ID:ntJDdayP No.4899957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had a friend who would blow the spare weed off the top of his joint roller out all over the picnic table we smoked at, so one day I scooped up all the weed he had been blowing around and smoked the whole bowl with him. It didn't teach him anything.
Nigel Hallyworth - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 14:18:06 EST ID:9IzhZuTj No.4899962 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Isabella Wivinghun - Thu, 21 Dec 2017 00:25:55 EST ID:wZAZqkFU No.4900047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that is wack as fuck
Wesley Wesslepot - Thu, 21 Dec 2017 05:28:30 EST ID:7ks6aB5G No.4900056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>visit hometown
>order blunt wraps online and pick up a quarter oz. for myself to survive on
>pay $120 for the quarter because prices are fucked in my hometown
>organize a late-night sesh with the lads from middle school
>first time we've seen each other in over a year
>we start to chop up after some small chit-chat
>without asking, one of the lads takes just about my whole fucking bag
>chops it all up and rolls two fat ass blunts with my wraps
>another lad from middle school shows up
>never got along with him
>stoned since early in the morning
>talks big but is actually a lightweight
>has a smoke out of gargantuan blunt #1
>shows signs of fading but we assume he's still with us
>ask him for money to get a cab up to macca's
>he gives us $50 to go out with no stipulations
>half an hour later, he greens out

>next day
>everyone goes home
>i feel bad because oldmate greened out on my smoke
>message him offering to reimburse
>i'm broke as fuck so i give no specific timeframe
>says his thanks
>couple of weeks go past
>starts messaging me asking about the compo
>as said before, broke as fuck
>extend my offer to pay interest if it ends up taking a long time
>full intentions to keep my promise but i keep taking financial hits
>keeps messaging me like i owe him my offer and i didn't smoke him out
>hasn't contacted me for anything other than questions about the money
Fanny Worthingforth - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 08:18:25 EST ID:JpjmnFqz No.4900170 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I mean, you did offer to reimburse him, you put the idea of you owing him something in his head. It is pretty gay to only hit up a nibba for weed/money but eh, you started it. Just let him know you'll smoke him down when you get the money, and no amount of bothering you is gonna speed that up.
Nicholas Bevingpare - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 01:54:52 EST ID:V6Ujx84k No.4900201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pshh fuck them. I worked for my weed. I wouldn’t even smoke them out after that bullshit. I’d say “you’d better stay clean for your pre-employment piss test.”
Blaze Zed - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 09:25:06 EST ID:4/epwjKw No.4902698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just don't get why you offered to reimburse him for greening out... I mean you offered cause you felt bad cause he greener out, but i don't get why you would have any sympathy at all. You said he was a lightweight who talked like he was a chief, it's not like he even greener out from being pressured to smoke more or by overly strong edible, he was just trying to be cook or show off a little.

I can understand feeling like you owe him cause he gave you $50, but he still caused his own green out. (was the $50 just for you or for your whole group of friends?) If the $50 was used towards everyone in the group I wouldnt even feel like I owed him anything at all.

I honestly appreciate the few nights I have greened out because I will never get that high again. I use to enjoy letting my friends try to green out by letting me take like .5 dabs or eating as much edibles as I wanted, even if I got overwhelmed in the moment something hilarious always happened and I cherish those memories.
Mavis Fudgecurl - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 10:36:47 EST ID:yvbqG2IN No.4902699 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that's a pretty good idea actually lol.
Fanny Trotville - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 11:09:12 EST ID:NpnkAfae No.4902900 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're from australia aren't you
Feeble Bongrip - Sat, 10 Mar 2018 11:20:25 EST ID:NSt0rxh0 No.4904032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here with an update:

>hit up the same friend from the original post
>tell him i have a couple free evenings next week if he wants to chill and drink
>he replies "oh i have some job interviews coming up (lol yeah right), i dont know if i should smoke man... eh fuck it ill push my start date out a week and we can chill this weekend."
>say back "no, i never said i was free this weekend. i said there were a couple days next week."
>"well ok i guess we could chill next week and i should still be safe on the drug test" (i never once mentioned smoking my weed, as he is planning)

again this guy is an old friend of mine with many bonds together, but he is a painfully unaware greedhog. any suggestions?
Thomas Greenstock - Sat, 10 Mar 2018 13:47:18 EST ID:KtXMn/PV No.4904035 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Friends for years
>Guy always brings trash, unpurged wax that I tell him I don't even want to dab because I don't want butane/leeched PVC chemicals/whatever in my reclaim
>Always give him dabs anyway, never expect anything back
>Moves away, comes back to visit
>"Hey can I have 2 dabs? I'll give you 2 fat dabs tomorrow."
>Give him said dabs
>Wait around for him to hit me up the next day, text him, he finally gets back at 1 AM
>Had either school or work, so I tell him no
>He dabs all his wax and goes back out of state
>Cut all ties with him, fuck that mooch bitch
>He tries to fuck my ex
>Found out he got testicular cancer

Wouldn't have wished that on him but can't say I shed a tear either.
Thomas Greenstock - Sat, 10 Mar 2018 13:48:37 EST ID:KtXMn/PV No.4904036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the weird thing is, if I would've given him those same dabs *but he hadn't promised to get me back,* I would've had no issue

it's a trust thing I guess, you try fucking me over, I'm cutting you off
Tommy Marin - Sat, 10 Mar 2018 17:20:18 EST ID:3BhFQCyC No.4904048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
nb unrelated
How does reclaim work

I have an oil rig but I never learned, it has something to do with iso alcohol?
Phineas Shakeforth - Sat, 10 Mar 2018 19:45:56 EST ID:vrYzEM03 No.4904053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You’re a fucking retard
Alice Fimmerwatch - Sat, 10 Mar 2018 21:06:58 EST ID:SRcSNeaa No.4904059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Similar situation, but with my plug.
>live in illegal state (lol bible belt)
>friend says they know a hookup
>meet up with him and he gives me relatively good prices (80 for a quarter)
>he lives about an hour away from me, but I don't mind because the prices are good and the weed is frosty
>tells me he'll cut me a deal if I buy an ounce so I don't have to drive out there so often
>few weeks later, try hitting him up to make the sale go down
>keeps saying he'll be back in town soon, ends up taking two more weeks to "get back in town"
>finally get him to nail down a time
>"I'll be at my house all day working, come by anytime"
>raining cats and dogs, takes me almost an hour an a half to finally make it there
>11:30 am, nowhere to be found
>chill on his porch for half an hour, knock loud like the cops, call his phone, no dice
>gets back to me two days later telling me he went that night to get his dick wet, let his phone die and totally forgot I was coming over to pick up the ounce
>block and delete his number after that
I should have seen it coming because he was ALWAYS late and shit, but I try to give people a fair shake. But if you have no intention of treating me like a paying customer, then I'll find someone else.

...only problem is he was my only contact and I'd rather be stone sober than go crawling back.

How the fuck do you people in illegal states even find new guys? I moved here for work and have zero contacts here. Shit sucks. Smoke one for me, boyos.
Shitlick McSnifflewitz - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 14:40:03 EST ID:HTDnHWAO No.4904126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dumped it on the ground??!!
Shitlick McSnifflewitz - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 14:47:59 EST ID:HTDnHWAO No.4904127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ask him if he has a connect, tell him you don't have any. See if he offers to bring some. You can also just be straight up which I've done before and say "bring bud, I'm out"
Edward Hirrykudging - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 22:47:25 EST ID:KtXMn/PV No.4904152 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can use iso alcohol to get reclaim, but I've found that makes it taste like fish asshole

I just scrape my reclaim and have a reclaimer attachment, will get a picture in a second
Emma Bizzlechudge - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 22:48:44 EST ID:/hBU/kGs No.4904153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sidney Blatherwell - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 12:28:13 EST ID:Ra+h8Hln No.4904174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>"Wait around for him to hit me up the next day, text him, he finally gets back at 1 AM"
>"Had either school or work, so I tell him no"

I'm confused

You passed up on the opportunity, and you're mad? I wish I knew more people like you. Free bud. Retard.
Thomas Bradgebuck - Tue, 13 Mar 2018 10:24:37 EST ID:gvCvxZl3 No.4904231 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> friend in high school
> called "moochy"
> sat next to me in study hall and history
> i always had some kind of snack, bag of gummie worms, sunflower seeds ect.
> fucking moochie without a second though would open your bag, open your snacks, eat your snacks, then complement you on hpw good they are and to get more
> caught him several times trying that shit
> he never paid for drugs, not once
> while smoking he had terrible ediquite
> loudly yelling "Greens!" Then tourches the whole bowl
> if the piece was passed to him to simply pass to someone else he took a hit anyways' call it a "transfer fee"
> you better not trust him with keeping your weed either
> gave him a 1/8th to hold
> 4 days later i asked him about my weed
> 1st given excuses, then told "lol, i thought it was a gift
> when we all dropped acid moochie had to be bought for (never paid back)
> when we all tried coke again moochie had to be compted
> he never once paid for drugs, not once
> broke 3 pieces, 1 intentionally after we kept skipping him over in rotation
> one piece was a $150 bong and ash catcher, to my knowledge never paid back
> one friend went in with moochie for concert tickets
> moochie ditched said friend, stole his ticket then took his girlfriend instead
> that eas one of the final nail in the coffin to pinch this turd off
> we would ditch him constantly afterwards
> then he threatened us to nark if we didnt include him
> we came to the consensus that if we get into a pinch, moochie is to be thrown under the bus as the sacrificial lamb

> his time came not long after our pact with the devil
> we got busted by the cops
> we all have a rule to own up to your shit, unless you are moochie
> moochie is 1st to be interviewed and he cracks
> he had nothing to gain or hide considdering it belonged to the rest of us
> moochie tells the cops the pot is ours, more specifically just mine
> during moochies interview we had tossed in our paraphnila in moochies bag
> cops now give me the 5th degree
> stripe searched twice
> now the cops dig in the car
> meanwhile the rest get grilled for questioning
> all fingers point back to moochie
> moochie ends up with 9 months probation and a possession charge
> moochie tries to go on the war path only to be reminded of all the times he fucked us over
> he broke ties with us to hang out with the junkies
> ended up hooked on meth and crack then resorted to petty thieft to support his habit
> i later saw his picture on a wall of shame at our local headshop for stealing a torch, and a glass meth pipe
> moochie disappeared after highschool
> then in 2013 i found his obituary in the paper
> i talked to moochies little brother who was the total polar opposite of moochie
> i found out he died OD'ed on Xanax and muscle relaxers
Imahoe Dickweed - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 10:47:58 EST ID:J8tkpZ8J No.4904276 Ignore Report Quick Reply
good fucking riddance god damn
Reuben Pockdale - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 21:46:24 EST ID:KtXMn/PV No.4904301 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you're too stupid to understand that some people like sleeping a reasonable amount prior to work/school, that's on you, not me. nb
Edith Ethelbert - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 08:27:16 EST ID:aI87i619 No.4904322 Ignore Report Quick Reply

bro people like this (people that expect to be hooked up at every turn, but never hook you up ... don't say thanks, etc. ) are exploiting your kindness. stop letting him use you.

unfortunately, drugs makes some good people shitty people. others were shitty people all along.
Nathaniel Wecklebick - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 11:13:15 EST ID:iZJ6nWVD No.4904335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>he never paid for drugs, not once
Nathaniel Wecklebick - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 11:27:51 EST ID:iZJ6nWVD No.4904336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wow just got done reading this, thanks for posting.
> then he threatened us to nark if we didnt include him
I was absolutely fuming at this line. Literally threatening blackmail to force you to hang out with him. What an absolute mental case.
glad that scum shit got what he deserved.
Karma is a beautiful thing. It always takes care of shitty people like that.
Nobody escapes it. Not a single exception.
Hugh Dallypidging - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 13:24:09 EST ID:co3aFbgj No.4904343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Know how, at some point as you age you have to stop wearing cargo pants because women won't fuck you anymore when you wear them? Maybe you don't because you're probably age-appropriate for this board. But ANYWAY...

High school friends are like that.

Also get rid of your cargo pants AND SHORTS, now.
Arlen Hashbottom - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 13:50:32 EST ID:qO3Lo7DI No.4904350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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uhh, good things happen to the worst people on a daily basis.
Martha Turveystone - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 23:10:32 EST ID:13TTWnAH No.4904378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
And what? Are you gonna hold all of my stuff with my newfound lack of pockets? Didn't think so. #Cargo2020
William Fuckingham - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 07:21:31 EST ID:iZJ6nWVD No.4904390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Karma will come for him too one day.
Nobody escapes it. No amount of money or power can shield you from it.
That's the beauty of it. Money & power can buy you out of the immediate repercussions of being a shit human being, but the Universe never forgets and makes you pay, one way or another. Karmic balance is real and if you spend your life being a shithead, you will pay for it.
Jeffery Huffingcock - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 09:03:32 EST ID:a2dMKUds No.4904392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck you cargo shorts are great.
Shit Nangerdedge - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 12:55:24 EST ID:FeXc/5gF No.4904400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>family gets me a greyhound ticket to visit for holiday
>order some catchy noname colored and flavored cigars online
>something like "zoot zoot" what a crazy looking owl drawn on it lol
>desperate know Im being taken advantage of but agree on $120/quarter
>looks like a lot less but I do not own a scale, not that I could even go back now
>i get a couple of dudes I met like last year to agree to a smokeout
>we're breaking the weed with our bare hands
>one of the dudes fists my eighth-in-a-sandwich bag
>crunches it in his fist before eventually wiping the kief/crumbs off on his ratty, overwashed Dungarees (he had them when we met)
>my anxiety goes into overdrive and I cant speak...
>he takes it upon himself to twist up using both zootzoot's
>still cant talk, other guy seems cool with it..
>I just smile but I fucking hate him alredy
>our other friend shows up - used to piss the whole school off with his " U Mad Bro?" t shirt.. we thought it was hilareious, kid had guts


>Awful smokeout sesh
>nobody but me has good stoner etiquette
>one guy asks me for money because of etc,etc
>never pay him lol, hahahaha
Cyril Didgeville - Fri, 16 Mar 2018 13:31:09 EST ID:1RUGRQlA No.4904402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have tons of stories on moochie, that cat was something else. But all this didnt happen in a short period, this is a span of like 4 years.
Stallrein Hailsbury - Sat, 17 Mar 2018 22:18:37 EST ID:UMN9pZQ3 No.4904464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is it just me, or do the biggest believers in karma care more about "shitheads paying for it" than about people being rewarded for good actions? I don't think I've ever heard someone say "ah, well, keep doing good things and eventually karma will repay you," it's always "oooooooohhhh karma's going to bend that prick over and ram a cactus covered in hot sauce up his ass!"
Keegan Friedman - Sat, 17 Mar 2018 22:50:00 EST ID:FeXc/5gF No.4904467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ive found that eye for an eye is generally something idiots believe in
Priscilla Brupperdure - Sun, 18 Mar 2018 09:09:22 EST ID:v8tphx0I No.4904487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Y'all do know that as adults you can chill with whoever you want right? You don't have to have people in your house that you don't want there.
Vannah Nevertoke - Sun, 18 Mar 2018 10:14:13 EST ID:ntJDdayP No.4904489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah it's more like
>YES! now I FINALLY have an excuse to hit somebody!
Spilda Bongwata - Sun, 18 Mar 2018 20:50:10 EST ID:rOT5l9Lx No.4904507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
hory shet what anime?
Bob Blunton - Mon, 19 Mar 2018 08:39:55 EST ID:6TK6RVO1 No.4904529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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That's from a Pearl Jam music video, Brodo.

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