getting it out the way

http://web.archive.org/web/20080912174525/http://www.nicolebass.com/menu/main.htm

>Some people really enjoy speaking with me, and they have lots of questions about my life or about training. Some people like to talk about their fantasies, Fantasy phone sessions seem to be the favorite!! We can talk about ANYTHING you want. If you want to chat with me over the phone I charge $4.00 a minute, with a minimum of 20 minutes.

>>3004111

> $4.00 a minute, with a minimum of 20 minutes

Oh fuck my sides.

>>3004111

>$4.00 a minute, with a minimum of 20 minutes

That sucks! I'd be done in under five.

>>3004069

>Teach me your ways so that my girlfriend can know true orgasm
>my girlfriend can know true orgasm
>true orgasm
>my girlfriend

Yeah, about that.....

>>3004101
Nigga, what?

>Starts thread about AJ and Ziggler breaking up
>One half of the thread talking about how long sex should last
>Other half of the thread talking about aspect ratios

>>3004125

Classic /wooo/.

>>3004037
I agree. Jay was always gonna be a transitional champion and it would be nice to have the world title change hands on TV since it's the only title that hasn't. Plus it would give SCUM legitimacy because if they win the tag team and TV titles at BITW and the world title at the TV tapings, that could make the stable a lot more interesting.

>>3004006

so fucking good.

That fucking face

>Matt talking about his <**>gut</**> instinct

Somehow I chuckled.

>>3004018
/wooo/ has changed their opinion on Matt twice now. People used to mark out for him when he was ECW champion, then his stomach exploded and he stopped giving a fuck so everyone hated him. Now people are starting to warm up to him again as he's getting his groove back.
Dude's still an asshole, though.

>>3004109
Within six days I hope. Do they ban IP or just account

Click "Browse".

In the Search area, switch "Active" to "Free Leech" and click "Go!"

Click the word "Leechers" to search by that.

Download the most-leeched thing.

You are now seeding the most-leeched thing on the site.

>>3004121
204 gigs. I hope I can seed that shit.

Just wait for those deadbeats to open up the site every few weeks for sign-ups because their site has such a shitty system that it can't maintain itself

>>3003929

>If they last two more years they will have been around longer than WCW ever was.

Such a tragedy

>>3003929
That would be NXT.

Any one have the full show? Would love to watch in the /wooo/tube

>>3003978

>If they last two more years they will have been around longer than WCW ever was. They've already been around longer than ECW was.

>God I hate this so much.

Why?

>>3003673
I wish you were.

>Austin eventually just starts saying WA
>Austin starts randomly humping and pissing on people whilst saying WA

my sides

that's a lot of whats. This was like WWE's version of Fandangoing like over 10 years ago.

>7:05

...what?

>>3004081
I cringed just remembering that.

>>3002977

Not sure about recently, but HBK and E&C have a good relationship and he put them over in a shoot and on WWE Confidential over a year ago. Something about appreciating their athletic styles moreso than the main events.

>>3004106

*a decade ago

nb

>>3004066

Watch this match then, where the gimmick is stripped back and he's just straight up wrestling, and reevaluate:
http://video.yandex.ru/users/vswrestling/view/437/user-tag/%D0%B4%D0%B6%D0%BE%D0%BD%20%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BA%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B8/#


>>3004072
Axel cannot cut a promo for shit

>>3003681
I want to know the story of this. All of it.

This thread is 2 sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>3003972
Pretty sure it's all in the picture.
It's a game called Doodle or Die, and after a thread was derailed, someone made a new description, "Daniel Bryan calls CM Punk a racial slur.".
http://doodleordie.com/c/1G4oNopQ9E#12

>>3003972
Pretty sure it's all in the picture.
It's a game called Doodle or Die, and after a thread was derailed, someone made a new description, "Daniel Bryan calls CM Punk a racial slur.".
http://doodleordie.com/c/1G4oNopQ9E#12

>>3003995
When are we gonna get a face stable?

>>3004074
I think the Punk/Lesnar feud will play out with Axel also attacking Punk and PHGs being more united.

>>3004077
He couldn't get over doing what he was doing so they are trying something different to get some heat to stick to this guy

>>3004086

>When are we gonna get a face stable?

Khali, Natalya & Hornswoggle

>>3004090
Fair enough.

I meant more of a competitive stable though.

>>3003907

>>3003883
but I want one that would tell WWE I want them to push Cody
Intercourse907.185 Kilograms Solidpalace pls ;_;
also:

>WWE will never push Cody again

>you will never spend a friday night in with her laying on the couch watching silly movies and cracking jokes

>>3004042

>>3004042

>you will never tell her that you were the secret admirer the whole time and AJ & Langson just got to the ring first before you could book a flight to the city that Raw was in

>>3003887
I guess despite all they do, they will always have someone in the back to always remind them of their place.... as WWE deevurs. And tell them how Totally Divas is better than what they are doing now or something.

>>3003890

you clever bastard

>>3003801
Id much rather smaller tit Kaitlyn. I mean I understand the reasons behind implants but she didnt have to go that big.

Also, I havent seen much of this Paige chick but damn it does she reminds me of the Jenner girls

ARMBARS EVERYWHERE

>Game 7
>spurs wining 87-85
>.9 seconds left
>lebron gets the inbound
>shoots a 3
>misses the basket completely
>ball flies into crowd
>it hits a pregnant lady
>she >Game 7
>spurs wining 87-85
>.9 seconds left
>lebron gets the inbound
>shoots a 3
>misses the basket completely
>ball flies into crowd

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>>3004073
fucked up but whatever

>5 years later
>Cleveland Caveleirs vs Spurs game 7
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to reveal our mystery player"
>lights out
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0nj1sLw8pk plays full blast
>Lebron with a full beard and a bald head proceeds to show his tripled speed, quadruple power and pure skill
>quadruple double by halftime
>Hits a dagger 3 from half court to close out the game
>Drowned by the sound of the crowd lebron yells BEST IN THE WORLD
>Starts Yessing to the lockerroom
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR NEW NBA CHAMPION LEGOD JAMES
>BAH GAWD THE KING HAS RETURNED AND IT WAS A SLOBBER KNOCKER

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>>3004051
I did mean that one!
more OC

>>3004076

>Back and forth match 5 star classic
>Lebron just needs to crawl over cena to get the pin, the ref is knocked out
>WHAT WHO IS THAT IS THAT DERRICK ROSE
>rose is to timid to do anything
>Lebron confused proceeds with the match
>turns around and eats an AA
>1 2 3
>LADIES AND HENTKEMAN THE GREATEST ATHLETE OF ALL TIME JOHNNN CENA
>Michael Jordan comes down the ramp and holds cenas hand up
>John Cena smirks right at the camera
>GOODNIGHT EVERYONE
>Copyright WWE

>>3003906
youre right. guys it was Cena he was out there first. i bet if he went back to the locker room everyone would of changed the channel.

>>3003979
Also I've noticed anyone in the corner of the WWE's camera looks giant, it's like a fish eye lens.

Mark Henry should pretend to retire and then attack someone in every single segment next week. Not only would it be a ratings bonanza, but I think I would legitimately consider that the most entertaining Raw of all time.

>>3003842

>good television was rewarded

>>3004021
You talk about working the marks jack, ICP are the greatest workers of all time. They have a savagely loyal and rabid fanbase who cant throw their money at them fast enough, whatever it is that these tards see in ICP, they have managed to harness and sell for many years now, and have made an absolute killing doing it.
The day they decide to take off the make up and retire on their millions of dollars they will be revealed as the greatest conmen of our time who made their fortune off of the ignorance and stupidity of the lowest common denominator of society.
God Bless America where only this could happen.

I hate kids.

>>3003479

>>3003498
>>3003510

He's 13 years old, so he'll be tried as a minor. His lawyer will probably plead insanity. He'll get juvi, probation, and/or confined to a mental institution. He's not going to see the inside of a prison for this.

> Enter with Stan Hansen theme
> Samoa Joe enters with "Clowny Clown Clown" by Crispin Glover

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH6b_lSQst0)

> Samoa Joe wins the "Expired Chocolate Milk on a Pole Match"

All American Boys - Fabulous Rougeau Brothers
Foxy Shazam - A Dangerous Man
CM Punk
Bottle of Geritol on a Pole Match

I shamble my fat ass into the arena with all the vigor of Dusty Rhodes after a visit to an all you can eat buffet. The crowd seems less than thrilled to see my rotund frame enter the ring as awkwardly as I can before erupting into a mass of "CM PUNK" chants. *Static* Bring your lips into my kiss tonight, my life depends on this here roll of dice. Punk enters to a roaring sea of cheers. It is at this point I realized that I'm fucked. For the next 20 minutes I get my ass kicked around the Mercedes Benz Superdome. However, I manage to stop Punk from reaching the coveted bottle of Geritol during both of his attempts. Frustrated that I won't go to sleep, Punk sets me up for the Pepsi Plunge in the same corner as the Geritol. Fortunately, I execute my only wrestling move in the match, a back body drop. Punk crashes to the canvas below and I grab the Geritol. The crowd groans and boos as I pout the foul tasting liquid down Punk's throat, slathering the vitamin supplement over Punk's muttonchops. This will be my only match in my wrestling career and I will forever go down in history as the man who increased the iron levels in CM Punk's blood.

OP's pic seems like it should be the evolution of Swag's "Don't Tread on Me" flag now that he's out on his own.

I come out to "I Can Slap a Tornado" by Matt Hardy. Dean Ambrose comes out to "The War of All Against All" by The Receiving End of Sirens. The match type is War Games.

The entrances were pretty badass. I was acting obnoxious as hell in hopes of getting some boos. It started to seem like I was going on too long with karaoke, and then the lights went off. Spot lights and smoke filled the entrance-way "War of the Worlds" tripod style as the song built up to Ambrose's entrance. Right when the full band kicks in, Ambrose shows up and the crowd goes nuts. Justice or some shit, I dunno.

Then right as the ref signals for the bell, the fantasy crashes because there are not enough participants. We both wake up in an empty arena three days later with dehydration, nosebleeds. and tattoos of Haitch's eyes on the insides of our own eyelids.

>I come out to St. Anger by Metallica
>Kane comes out to Sunshine by Atmosphere
>inferno match ;_____;

>>3004007
How is he a piece of shit?
I can only think of a couple of incidents.

>>3004013
honky is an asshole but i remember hearing Dynamite Kid made him cry over a rib he did so i think he kinda wins out in who's the bigger dick

>>3004024
Ever hear about the way he would wake up his wife?

Wasn't it Dynamite who regularly drugged and assraped his wife? Then taught Davey Boy how to do it?