>>2953553
They still want to kill The Shield.

That six man was awesome. I liked Rollins grabbing Kofi's leg, though I gotta' say that's the fastest I've ever seen anybody recover from the Brogue Kick. Rollins made it look like Sheamus broke his freakin neck with that kick.

Tapped too when Reigns hit the spear and then Orton was all GOTCHA BITCH, RKO. Good finish all around.

Maybe Orton/Sheamus/Taker is the team? That would be a hell of a combination, anyway. Plus I've never seen Sheamus and Taker in the ring together and I'd love to.

>>2953908

The first one was OK. The second one was pretty awful and I would legit consider that a case of "finisher spam" if that even exists. They basically went back-and-forth trading big game-finishing moves because Rocky got gassed and injured halfway through. It could have been a lot better if it weren't for that injury.

... I think it's finally happened. I think I hate Sheamus as a character more than I hate Cena. I mean, yeah, Cena is a superdouche, too, but he wouldn't chuck some innocent bystander OUT OF THE FUCKING RING just to get back at the heel for being totally in the right.

>>2953708

it was quite the slobberknocker.

what did I miss?

>>2953708
>>2953765

Shoop of JR nude except for cowboy hat.

>You need a little bit of insanity to do great things.

>I have a degree from Abilene Christian University; I am the man who was the longest standing WWE Champion on Smackdown; I have been awarded citations from seven different wrestling magazines in America, and I never, ever get hurt in the ring. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their husband doesn't job or that their son doesn't get buried or that their father doesn't suffer anal bleeding from a worlds strongest slam, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Cole, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual Rumble, but if you're looking for God, he was at the commentary table on Monday and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

>"Who watches the Watchmen?"

NOBODY, THAT'S WH -sneeze- GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

>"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar"

Male wrestler: Dean Ambrose
Female wrestler: MsChif
Male porn star: James Deen
Female porn star: Sasha Grey

Chyna. for both wrestler and pornstar

>OP posts Lexi Belle

Dammit now I have to fap to her Sailor Moon video, again. Thanks OP.

all time: Taker
current: Cesaro
porn stars: Gianna Michaels, Tyra Scott

sometimes I imagine I'm a wrestler named Kitty Columbine and I wear combat boots, torn up black tights and a pink plaid skirt with a white tank top splattered with "blood," and I come out to the ring wearing a long black trenchcoat.

one thing Kitty does is go up to a member of the audience and ask them if they believe in God. my response would depend on their response.

I also wear a columbine (pic related) in my hair and it's also incorporated into my logo, shirts, etc.

>>2954026

>not being a Columbine survivor

Are you even trying?

>>2954042

:O apparently not

>>2954026

Because [name redacted] did such a good job getting a murder suicide over with the fans.

>>2953975

>and Big Show and Johnny Ace and Ziggler and Mark Henry and Ryback and The Shield and Undertaker and Daniel Bryan and CM Punk and The Big Show again and Heel Orton and MitB Winner and Breast Cancer and Curt Axel and Adult Illiteracy and Mecha Khali and Big E. and Bray Wyatt and Big Show one more time and The Dungeon of Doom and Terrorism and Terry Funk's Ghost and The Rock's stunt double and Super Saiyan 3 Goku and Sonic '06 and Mason Ryan as Batista and Actual Batista and Heel of the Month and Stepping on Lego and Sami Zayne and Wheel Flair and Big Show in a wig and Nega-Cena

Eventually your console explodes.

>>2953964
That's what "burial" means. Character assassination.

>>2953591

But it took Orton 10 years what Bryan did in 3.

Still annoys me that they stopped calling Swagger's finisher the Patriot Act. That was a fucking badass and clever name.

I cringed pretty hard when Misawa tiger suplexed Kobashi off the stage almost directly on his head. It looked absolutely brutal.

DBD's diving headbutt. Why? Because Benoit, that's why. :(

>Ortons' Superplex

This won't end well with his neck problems/concussions

>Jerichos' Bulldog

Strangely Jericho is so strong he can even force 300+ lbs mastadons to the mat with little effort

>Triple H's Face to the knee thing

Looks totally not fake

>Zigglers' Zig Zag

Doesn't he fall with the same force to the mat than his opponent?

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>>2952983

Koslov had clean victories over Triple H and Undertaker.

>>2953837

Zack Ryder's had a WWE Championship match on Raw.

Jonathan Coachman and Todd Grisham both do SC on ESPN News now

>>2954007

This.

>>2953895
The entire IWC vs. John Cena at Wrestlemania 30.

CENAWINSLOL

>>2953998

>Heyman has had a lot to do with Cena's career.

There was also a rumor that Heyman wanted to call Cena up before Vince.

>yfw John Cena is actually a Paul Heyman guy

Not unlike Hogan and Heenen back in the day when you think about it

>>2953881
He's not black. He's South African, like Justin Gabriel.

>>2953888

>Ron Simmons

>not black

>>2953888
Um what. Dude, Simmons was born in Georgia.

1/10 for lack of geographical knowledge

>>2953017
I agree it's Rock already but if he isn't black then there's no argument either way

>>2951859
not a feels thread, ">tfw" was just the beginning of my statement. Not good at thread titles.

>>2951867
Fair.

this thread is shit

>tfw people use >tfw and >mfw and back in the day "FTW!" when they can't be bothered to construct a full sentence conveying their feelings or reactions

>Those creepy kids
>GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN
>HES HERE

Woi confirmed for morphing into the Undertaker.

so, they are keeping the new axel theme. Wrong fucking choice WWE. Why would they change it in the first place?

>>2954015
So they let people know he's Mr. Perfect's son. I loved his previous theme though, that kicked ass.

>>2954017
Oh wait they changed it to something more generic. Nevermind, they should have kept the Mr. Perfect remix or his other one o NXT.

You know it.

>>2952318
My back is in better shape and I'm standing taller. My knees also feel better which means I can do MUCH more strenuous exercise without having to rest. I also eat a lot healthier.

I've been skipping it because of finals and because I'm in a circuit training class but once I'm out of that i will need to do something to stay in shape over the summer, and DDP YOGA will be it.

Strength Builder all day erry day son. Double Black Diamond SON.

DDP should come back with a Yoga stable with Hall and Roberts and act like the SES saying DDP Yoga can make everyone better and that they are better than everyone for doing DDP Yoga.

>>2953948
Funny you mention that, tomorrow I'm gonna have a go at Double Black Diamond. It's been 4 months since I last did that one. Pray for me Copeland.......

>>2953986

Montreal Screwjob

>>2953989
okay but the nwo helped push WCW over the top ratings,merchandise and buyrate wise which forced Vince to give Bret a contract to keep him from jumping ship which he couldn't follow through on due to the strain WCW's success was putting on the WWFs financial resources which resulted in him releasing Bret from said contract early which led to the disagreement over who and when Bret would drop the strap to which led to the Screwjob.

So if you think about it, had the NWO never formed then Vince may never have had to give Bret that ungodly contract out of desperation in the first place.

>>2953996

Which then led to Austin putting WWF over the top and WCW dying, so then the nWo really did kill WCW.

>>2954009

Yes! you know in many ways the second Hogan signed with WCW was the beginning of the end. It led to all of his over the hill buddies from the WWF jumping to WCW which resulted in Bish letting go of all of the companies home grown young talent-including Haitch,Austin,Pillman and even Road Dogg because "they couldn't draw" who all signed with and had a huge impact on the WWF during the late 90s.

>>2953278

>Why do you find the X-Division matches "incredible"?

I like high-risk moves. I like "cruiserweights" more than heavyweights.

>Why is Suicide your personal favorite masked gimmick?

That's mine too. He looks cool, he acts cool, he flyes high.

>So basically you love TNA because of nostalgia?

This particually. WCW and ECW and WWF were pure awesomeness. I like to see how TNA cares wrestling. WWE shitting around everything and making it "fun" and "easy" to watch. I like to see blod and dangerous moves and great promos.

>>2952462
Some of their shirts are really cool though. I still wear this old Kurt Angle shirt from time to time, it's probably one of the best looking shirts I've ever owned. The only problem is that it's hard to tell that it's a wrestling shirt.

Of people would support tna ironically, and make them relevant, it would only serve to make wwe work harder. This market can be manipulated easily if many folks get onbaord.

>>2954006
http://shoptna.com/dixie-carter---photo.aspx

Fandango foam fingers.

And likely the new merch for the top players: Ziggler, Ryback, Orton, AJ, Cena, Sheamus, Punk, etc.

>>2953910

If someone could let me know if they'll have AJ's shirt for sale I'd be most appreciative. (I'm going to the Bloomington, IL house show and Payback)