If WWE thought Cesaro was boring, how do they stay awake through Wade Barrett matches?

>>2942452
It's hard to care about a guy with who they haven't done a thing in the past month.

>>2942482
They don't have him wrestle at all.

>Kaitlyn looking like she's a part of the Shield

I would like a female member of the Shield, Kaitlyn could turn and join them and I'd be happy prefer Paige though

the fuck is up with all these chloe pics? i only uploaded mine cause it looks goofy, and now we got a psuedo 4chins /tv/ pedo board thing going on...

also, what's that movie with chloe and keanu? looks kinda interesting

>>2942427
No, you uploaded yours because you're a sick freak and I've personally alerted my local sheriff's department about what's going on here.

>>2942430
b-b-but muh 1st amendment...

Miz/Cody - **
Fandango/Jericho - ** 1/2
Kofi/Ambrose - *** 1/2 very good throughout with the exception of the one Kofi botch, nice recovery.
Sheamus/Henry - 1/2 *
Del Rio/Swagger - * 1/2
Hell No/Shield - ***
Orton/BEEG - * 1/2 half star for the match, 1 extra for the punt
Ryback/Cena - *** one for the match, 2 for the spot at the end
Lesnar/HHH - ** 1/2 two stars for Bork's selling, half a star for Haitch making him look like a total bitch. Match sucked until the end.

>>2942216

>you will never see a Sakuraba/Punk match

I don't get it -- how come Punk's life doesn't revolve around WWE 24/7 like it does for mine and every other normal poster?

>>2942216

Is that from the video where instead of showing a srs bsniss pre-fight training video package he drew Doraemon (sp?) on a laptop?

do you have a link to the video? I've been looking for it for so long.

My god I love Saku so fucking much. Also +1 for McDojo hate.

>>2942362

why did you have to go and make me feel these feels.

/Wooo/ Lucha Thread, I am looking for something specific. There was a video shown here a few years back featuring a Lucha Promotion that had 2 rings, One was normal height, and the other was like, double the height of the normal ring. People were doing crazy dives from ring to ring and ect.

Anyone know the name of this promotion or event?

>>2937746
They could not sell out a 8k venue. They are not doing the Madk vs Mask match bro.
;___;

>>2938667

>Anyone know the name of this promotion or event?

El Grande Botch Festival

>>2938667
No Idea man, but if you can remember at least 1 participant I will look it up.

In other news, I watched Pierrot Jr. debut, and it made me wonder why does the CMLL have the need to rebrand young wrestlers and use names of retired wrestler when you have a perfectly capable roster full of youngers that are oiver as fuck.
Rey Cometa is one I'll never understand why they took his mask away. He was over. He IS over and he is only having 3rd or 4th matches. He should be in the Main Event.

>>2941949
That can't possibly be RNG, but I want to believe.

Sid, pls. ;_;

>>2942286

>cum rags
>not cumming in your hand and eating it

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/335500901609529344 meltz getting mad is always funny
https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ/status/335816626014404608

>he dead

>Every word but "and" and "as" start with a capital letter

>>2942264
There are even more wrestling fans who know Rock than Punk.

I always liked the collages of several wrestlers.
Here's an idea. Sell the game with two available covers, good guys and bad guys. On one put Cena, Sheamus, Team Hell No. On the other put Ryback, Ziggler, The Shield.

>>2942269
Or at least a reversible cover

>nobody's inserted a portrait of Scott Hall yet

ARMBARS EVERYWHERE

>>2942192

ARMBARS EVERYWHERE

WWE Logic = "Nobody will notice, just don't mention it again."

They used the replay once, they won't use it again; that's it. Stupid as fuck.

>>2941009
first night watching wrestling?

>>2941152

>Tito Santana once ran out to tell a ref that Greg Valentine cheated in his match against JYD, which spurred the official to restart the match
>at Wrestlemania
>this was never mentioned or brought up again.

>Towels are not a part of an I quit match in which the wrestler has to say "I Quit". Last time I checked towels don't talk.
>Replaying heel shenanigans has always been a thing in the early 90s, but never one a mini screen gimmick. They usually did it on the tron so fans can see and mark when the heel is caught red handed.
>I typed this in yellow because reasons.

Well theres two takes on this:
1) Triple H lost last night, but kicked Brock's ass, made him beg, and just generally caused him a lot of distress. That sets it up for a fourth match, as many of you have pointed out

But I see 2) Lesnar won last night, thus winning the series 2-1, but Triple H beat the shit out of him thus winning the battle on the night despite not getting the pin. Lesnar wins the series, but an argument can be made that Triple H was the real winner last night (dont want to say "looks strong" because its a weird phrase) and thus the story ends

>>2942111

They were already talking about another one on the after show.

How many matches is Brock signed for? Are HHH and Cena the only guys who he can wrestle?

If either of them announce that they'll never wrestle again, I won't be disappointed.

>>2940311

Why do we have these threads?

>>2942129
Because it's a chan, and things are funnier the more and more you beat them to death.

Right?

>>2942142

>thread pissing Hardcore Holly off

what else is new?

>>2942113
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kux2oSH7Cz0
This one is not that old

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT_9P5TQ9MI

>>2942119

>Cornette's reaction at the finish

>people watching skins

I'm surprised, I'd figure creepy outcasts like you would be busy with MLP.

>>2942075

Everyone got aids?

>>2942080
I gave it four episodes because people I know are into it.

Wasn't my cup of tea.

>>2941774

People who have been receiving pushes are winning matches? YOU DON'T SAY? This must be unlike any other time in wrestling history.

Listen, if all you're in wrestling for is to hope that your favorite guy wins, then you're missing the point. The little jimmies are the ones that root for their guys to win. If you're an educated wrestling fan, it's not about being an armchair booker and whining about who is and isn't getting a push. It's about enjoying entertaining storylines and skits, appreciating a good match and understanding the nuances of what's going on. That's not to say that you can't root for your favorites, but if you can't be happy unless the people you want to win are victorious... then I don't see why you're a wrestling fan.

Incidentally, this is why the WWE largely ignores "smark" fans. Because you people will always be unhappy that they make any attempts to placate other segments of fans. The WWE is a global product, that has to appeal to a lot of foreign markets and casual fans. They cannot, and should not, only try to appeal to US internet marks. If you want a purely smarky experience... go to an indy wrestling show.

like a couple minutes after Ryborg and Cena went through the LEDS

>>2941853

was an epic night. Id say the crowd ended up being 50/50 for the heels and faces but everybody was having a damn good time. Was so drunk at the beginning. All the matches were pretty good IMO besides the Strap match Y2J/ Fandango.

I will attest as well that JHON CENA go on camera and with my reaction matching with /wooo/, I'd say this was true for everyone else paying attention.
It wasn't as good as last year's Extreme Rules but I think highlights made it all for me. SHIELD winning big was a highlight for everyone expecting them. Cena/Ryback was what people expected up until the surprise finish which helped that match. Some say that should've been the finish of the night but Haitch/Bork was the complete opposite of the Cena/Ryback match in storytelling and selling that it kinda made up for it. Also pre-show and post match stuff was good. They should vary it up and use people who can bring analysis but their bias as a gimmick (Sandow). Wade was pretty unbiased but i've heard him do color commentary before in FCW so hearing him doing analysis is nothing new. Orton's punt also livened up the crowd, which is good since I think next to Cena he probably got the highest pops. Zeb Colter's pre match speech was needed and really helped set the mood. Swaggie/ADR match was alright with some tension and drama. Whereas the match before sucked as Henry didn't NEED the loss and LOLSHITMUSWINS doesn't do anything for him moving forward unless they are feeding some other guy to him. I'd say of the entire night, it was the Sheamus match that left a bad taste. BEEG/Orton would've done the same if Orton didn't change things up for his home crowd.

MIZ/Cody match could be mistaken for gay porn. Especially their splash image for the pre-show stream on RAW. And when they were doing holds, their facial expressions.

This is actually much closer than I expected

I've been watching a lot of the Rock N Wrestling Era, and he's a shining star that burns brighter than them all. You have guys like Corporal Kirchner or George Steele or the Hill Billy family that are prodding and hold overs from a past era of WWF, and then you have Macho Man who just explodes with energy. Watching him tag with Hogan, he's so much more charismatic and entertaining than Hogan is.

To me, Macho was everything you could want out of a wrestler. Entertaining, engaging, exciting both in promo and in the ring, and crisp. His death was so sudden it hit me more than any other wrestling death except for Owen's.

I love watching this promo by him. Just like Macho said, the cream always rises to the top
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D59Bjl3MWWs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08

>>2941725
Haven't watched Raw since 'Old School Raw' in 2010. I regret nothing.

>>2940707

r u two the same person

AY YO REF DONT MIND US WE JUS GONNA STAND AT RINGSIDE WHILE OUR HOMIE BEATS UP DAT WHITE BOY IN DA RING.

U BETTA NOT SEND US TO THE BACK IF OUR HOMIE NEEDS A HAND. WE JUS LOOKIN OUT.

Almost as good as the ref for the Shawn/Jericho Unsanctioned match

>C'MON SHAWN DON'T DO IT SHAWN C'MON DON'T CHOKE HIM SHAWN
>C'MON

>>2941904
Nope, you're just late.
http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/res/2939309.php

>>2941909
Thank you, Dr. House.