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The New Corporation by Yahweh !QqL8nX9URE - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 10:48:11 EST ID:Am0V5TgQ No.3923180 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Triple H
>Brock Lesnar
>Randy Orton
>Seth Rollins
>Paul Heyman
>Stephanie McMahon
>Nikki Bella

>tfw the Wyatt Family joins the Authority

pls pls pls make this a consistent thing haitch
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Yahweh !QqL8nX9URE - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 11:17:15 EST ID:Am0V5TgQ No.3923248 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I just had an idea

What if tonight the Authority throws a "celebration" for Brock Lesnar. Then, once Lesnar's in the ring with them, the Authority and a bunch of heels try ambush Lesnar so Haitch can have Rollins cash-in. Lesnar fights them off like a babyface beast, but is eventually overpowered, allowing Rollins to cash-in and keep the championship with the Authority.

Then babyface Lesnar comes back and kills the Authority at SS or Mania and we avoid having the world champion off the show for so long.
Wade Barrett - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 11:21:53 EST ID:V+DkKd8q No.3923263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> guy that conquered The Streak and killed The Hero of the Little Jimmies
> turn him face

Russo pls
Ken Shamrock - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 11:29:25 EST ID:TrQKjgly No.3923272 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't think you can make the guy that beat The Streak a babyface. What I think will happen(assuming Cena doesn't reclaim his win at Night of Champions or any PPV in the future) is Reigns will now acknowledge Ambrose's existence, team up with him, and go after Rollins.
Basically give Reigns the Cena treatment in having him involved in every major angle.
Kevin Thorn - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 11:34:05 EST ID:pwpyX1qG No.3923287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wouldn't like to see Wyatt Family joining the Authority but the main faces having to ask Wyatt Family's help in their war against Authority and Lesnar.

Dino Winwood marries Johnny Yuma by Carl Oullette - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 09:46:04 EST ID:qggllfrV No.3923062 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>tfw you'll never have Dino Winwood be the minister at your wedding, killing everyone with his awesome impressions.
>mfw I realize this

Also included
>Shitloads of wrestlers
>Ray Rosas beefing with Joey
>What it looks like when a woman's ovaries scream
>A mystery man constantly photobombing (videobombing?) Joey
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Mojo Jojo !54ls4sTf.E - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 10:34:05 EST ID:L/4YlTNz No.3923143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
4 of those people were super dragon trustable my dad works for pwg
KonyChimel !q9PjxwS9EQ - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 10:59:40 EST ID:jiydwXzG No.3923213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
RockNES are underrated as fuck.
Mike Quackenbush - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 11:09:01 EST ID:Nv1u6kq5 No.3923232 Ignore Report Quick Reply
RIP Yuma's hair.
Carl Oullette - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 11:09:54 EST ID:qggllfrV No.3923235 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I really want the Vermin will inherit the Earth shirt.
nb for posting in my own thread.

I hope Heyman still has a balloon fetish... by The Violator !tBNP1LKL7A - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 23:30:13 EST ID:v6ZyZicL No.3921776 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's 4:29 AM in Ireland right now, which means it's technically the 18th of August where I am.

On this day 22 years ago, I was brought into this world. Since that day I have been blessed with a love for the world of professional wrestling since first viewing it almost 11 years ago & I'm damn proud to be a fan to this very day. Not too long ago I was also blessed with the great community of /wooo/ to come share my love & opinions of professional wrestling with thousands of people around the world. For that, I can never repay Kirtaner maybe in donations, but I need a miracle in the money department it's made me a happier person just having fun posting here.

I know some of my opinions are out there & obnoxious at times, but I try to be good most of the time & will gladly listen to someone else's opinion before spewing my own. And that's what makes this place so great is the diversity of said opinions. Everyone has their own tastes & loves. It's awesome to see & interact with such a diversified crowd of wrestling fans & I've learned so much from each side, making me fall even deeper in love with wrestling as a whole & expand my horizons with promotions like Chikara, PWG, CZW & more recently bits of pieces of NJPW.

So here I am, asking humbly of the people of the board I love to come celebrate my birthday together, not just for me, but for yourselves & celebrate the fact that you're damn proud to be a fan of wrestling too!
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Johnny B. Badd - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 10:16:12 EST ID:ryLLM6ew No.3923105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Birthday wishes from Cork
WallsOfY2J - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 10:31:37 EST ID:mdvTjen6 No.3923131 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Only one year older than I am. Congratulations Violator, have a good one.
Tom Hardly - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 10:35:40 EST ID:sCUuTncc No.3923148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Be careful, we can't have too much ass posted in this thread. He is an Irishman after all.
Kaz Hayashi - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 10:38:33 EST ID:UijUWfAf No.3923155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Can we stop this a/sp/ergers meme already?

A subject is required when DOLPH by Stein !!RzgYdOhZ - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 09:58:34 EST ID:1wFTrC1L No.3923076 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So now that Summerslam is settling and we're gonna start building for NoC, what do you think is next for our noodle-haired IC Champion, wooo?

I know the IC belt doesn't exactly elevate guys anymore, but Ziggler winning last night seriously set the tone for me, and was a huge part of why I enjoyed Summerslam so much.

So what now? More Miz feud, or moving onto someone else and waiting for the based BNB/Ziggler matches we can look forwards to?
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Stein !!RzgYdOhZ - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 10:13:16 EST ID:1wFTrC1L No.3923103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd like to see the Uni match with Sheamus at NoC actually. Ofc only if Ziggler wins. Could be super rad and buys time for BNB

US belt's shit on a lot more than IC, but I agree neither is in a good spot. Sadly.
Jay Briscoe - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 10:16:15 EST ID:vvUSJv34 No.3923106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Miz rematch is the logical next call, would be nice if we got it out of the way tonight but they could try to carry it to NoC. If they started trying with Cesaro I'd like to see him and Ziggler get some feud time, but I could see Heath Slater trying to get a shot actually. Yeah he only has two really flukey wins but we've seen worse reasons for people to get title shots.
Jerry Sags - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 10:24:30 EST ID:/kaoX+/U No.3923114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'd like to see Dolph feud with a heel Christian for the title at some point.

There's a lot they could do with that. If Christian wants to, they could even have it end with Dolph being the one to retire his former mentor...
GoreVanGogh - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 10:26:58 EST ID:EeI/P1o1 No.3923121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Heel Big E

Nah, fuck that. Face v Face feud, Best of Seven.

Rey Mysterio clip at Triplemania by Robbie E - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 09:13:07 EST ID:tEtDNvHy No.3922995 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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He says he'll see the fans soon and then #FreeRey comes up on the screen.

This along with Del Rio cutting a promo saying he left a racist company is going to lead to some interesting developments.

On another note, Del Rio noted that the comment that social media guy made wasn't the first time he did something like that.
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Sonic - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 09:39:02 EST ID:9htm+0jG No.3923050 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I can understand someone saying ADR overachieved, cause he did. Rey though? Are you new to wrestling? Mysterio kicks ass.
Otto Schwanz - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 09:42:26 EST ID:hnhToF3Z No.3923058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>saying others are the trolls
Milhouse !QPBpcV4sjc - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 09:43:44 EST ID:iAfNMMH0 No.3923059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Anyone who thinks Rey over achieved, or isn't deserving of his popularity/praise. Should go back and watch his WCW stuff if they haven't. I got a new found appreciation of him after watching his WCW work.
Lucky Cannon - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 10:09:20 EST ID:lKcSL7GW No.3923096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>2k'15 LWO
would mark

Brock is champion. Summerslam is over by Mephisto - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 03:50:38 EST ID:AZuw2ijZ No.3922673 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Will you renew your subscription to the network?
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Will o' The Wisp - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 09:16:03 EST ID:ZpdoVijP No.3923002 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nope. Gave it an honest chance, watched the old shit I wanted to watch, watched some PPVs, but unfortunately, it's not for me.
Spiku - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 09:20:15 EST ID:MPQ77fWb No.3923013 Ignore Report Quick Reply

this is the only good reaction. they just had a great PPV with an intriguing yet brilliant main event, you niggas need to stop complaining that "it's a few dollars too much" (bare in mind PPVs alone were like $40 alone before) or "I hate them repeating the price"

what the fuck do you expect them to do, ignore the one thing that will decide whether the company survives?

they had one week where it was overkill but since then it's been mentioned a lot less
Buttsguy !i4dWdhh4pI - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 09:32:24 EST ID:NfDwdBB/ No.3923032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have been since day one, will probably remain subbed for as long as it survives or until I stop watching wrestling.
Lucky Cannon - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 09:32:32 EST ID:lKcSL7GW No.3923033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'd argue that, by making all the PPVs 10 bucks a pop, they've devalued the model they helped create.
Dana White would probably agree.

Yet they're still charging 1990 era prices for live event PPVs. Why when it's 10 bucks on TV? So what's the answer, WWE?
  1. Cut production value - √
  2. Cut talent - √
  3. Slowly water down the PPVs until they're just passable 3 hour "attitude era" episodes of RAW. That ought to hold the SOB's - Ooooh... √

Prove me wrong, kids. Prove me wrong.

Rogers ruins WWE network for PC users thread by Gaylord McFaggel-Tits !!RHC2Xv+U - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 21:29:59 EST ID:veEPmPD9 No.3920642 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was hopping to get the network for my PC in the near future but I get this instead.

Fuck you WWE and more importantly, fuck you Rogers. Now I won't be able to pay the 9.99 that they keep telling me to get.
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Kristal - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 22:03:13 EST ID:I0QVXQqg No.3920841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is why you wont reach your numbers wwe, i was gonna pay for this but i am not paying for cable channel bullshit. i wanted the actual network
Ramblin' Rickus !DCeq3AZGfo - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 22:09:14 EST ID:NwJ5V3QX No.3920877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fuck Rogers, the CRTC and WWE for this neutered piece of shit. Used a proxy and an American friend's account since February and that's not changing until they fix this.

Which they won't.
John Morrison - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 08:25:32 EST ID:FjPxqvrk No.3922910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol WWE just flopped in Canada. RIP.
Fritz Von Erich - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 08:45:15 EST ID:WNjP865m No.3922945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>As WWE Network is not approved by the CRTC for carriage in Canada yet

So its juat a fucking paid preview then

fuck that i aint paying for that shit

Shit booking by Dave Prazak - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 07:19:03 EST ID:N+xQM+75 No.3922844 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What in the ever loving fuck was the purpose of Cesaro jobbing on pre-show to RV fucking D?

Why did they not have the tag titles or the US title defended?

What the fuck?

Absolute shit booking. I blame Kevin Dunn.
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Recon - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 07:45:46 EST ID:8jrs570k No.3922878 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>all these shades of Sandow
>Sandow was actually on the main card last Summerslam
Cesaro is die, no wonder he seemed off on the 2k15 panel.
steffen !FcvkdG2HqI - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 07:46:17 EST ID:729RvQn+ No.3922879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He's now lost 11 matches in a row I'm pretty sure. I mean, yeah he's getting screen time but he's getting beat every single time. It's probably that weird 'testing' thing the WWE like to do but come on, he's one of the best guys on the roster and it feels like they're wasting him doing nothing with him.
CRAPCOM !SNGayhUiDk - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 07:53:04 EST ID:nM4hTgL/ No.3922885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kaz Hayashi - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 08:30:58 EST ID:UijUWfAf No.3922920 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Problem with the "testing" stuff is he already did it. He was a total jobber for the first half of 2013, then by the end of the year he got over and mildly pushed. Now he got shot down to where he was pre-Real Americans, for no reason.

Just absolutely retarded squandering of a potential star.

The WWE Universe Sounds Off On Brock Lesnar's Title Win by BarackSays !okVe3kdtbU - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 05:27:07 EST ID:pdxVdK+J No.3922760 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Brock Lesnar destroyed John Cena in a match that was a mismatch from the start. What does the WWE Universe think of their new conqueror?

>John Webb Brock Lesner is one of the worst wrestlers i have ever seen,All muscle no brains,,cant even do his own promo,s Get rid of him before he accidentally serious hurts some one,,,If this is what is best for business?? i can see the WWE lossing fans.Bring back CM Punk,,sign Sting,Jeff Hardy,,,put fans back in the seats.
>Naviin Bisht If You Smell What the Rock is Cooking..
>Christopher Proffit And crap like this is why most people don't watch wwe anymore
>AzLina TwentyySixx everone want to see Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns
>Steven Nash How??? Wrestle twice a year and win a championship? WWE is done.
>Sean Jackson Did anyone eles noticed all Brock did was German suplexes the whole match???????
>Dennis Conrad Samaro Why wwe give the belt to guy don't care for the business! You basically spitting in the face of all the great champions in the past smh
>Mody Bublé Brock winning the belt is a disgrace to every super star in the locker room that give all they have to the company everyday I get it that Cena will be gone for a bit filming a movie,and the WWE belt needs to be around the waist of someone who will keep the ratings up and sell tickets at live shows. But to give the WWE World Championship to a part-timer like brock lesnar wtf WWE
>Matt Armstrong Worse match I've ever seen Brock is so over rated I want a refund
>Jeremy Lenti Wwe is a joke now
>Rochelle Wyndham-Johnson a part timer winning the WWE Championship? What a joke.what part of the game was that?
>Henry Okodhi Only one man can stop lesner,Roman Reigns
>Joevelyn August Brock lessner sucks cena rules Brock ain't nun but a bully but guess wat john cena is a better champion than Brock will ever be. Cenation
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Dave Prazak - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 07:22:30 EST ID:N+xQM+75 No.3922848 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I am convinced it is just Pakis using English alter-egos.
Shu Shibutani - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 07:25:57 EST ID:1j4ePRov No.3922853 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>John P. Williams If this had been a real fight lesser would have tapped out immediately when cena locked in the stfu. Lesser is a complete joke

Also, why is it that the Hajeeds love Goldberg so much?
the_samurai - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 08:10:29 EST ID:L3RKd9tS No.3922898 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Invincible man who cannot lose and will always win
he looks good too
Prince Devitt - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 08:17:17 EST ID:+2y30iot No.3922907 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I...I agree with the Hajeeds

Stephanie vs Brie by Jeremy Borash - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 23:19:09 EST ID:wLnN90+Z No.3921631 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What'd you think of the match?
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Infinity !Oq/9NMk1yg - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 04:48:32 EST ID:OSPl4T3f No.3922735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Surprise of the goddamned night. It actually didn't suck.

By no means was it a barn burner, it was about as OK as a match can get. but that still far exceeded my expectations.

My biggest issues were that it was just too damn long, and Nikki telegraphed the shit out of the swerve.
James Storm - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 05:26:10 EST ID:fjyNvcCh No.3922758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Unlike most of /wooo/, I was really looking forward to this match, and it did deliver in my eyes. Surprised the crowd was into it that much, but I guess booking the first semi-coherent women's angle in years will do that to ya.
Kingliam1221 !X8ZwxQO0pE - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 05:56:53 EST ID:S3g5brd1 No.3922785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I loved it. It helped that the /wooo/tube chat was glorious.
Gorilla Monsoon - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 07:28:32 EST ID:wjx+DNY3 No.3922861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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was better than i expected. some actually good looking moves. shame the swerve was visible from outer space.

lost my shit when brie did the yes chant over haitch.

for a wwe divas match it was great. then again now we gonna get the shitfest thats gonna be brie vs nikki on the mic and in the ring, thank fuck in only watch it on torrents so i can skip it

this match makes me want to see more of steph in the ring, she was great. hopefully we can get an aj-steph match at mania or somewhere along the way.

Bork Lazer versus Jhon Cenus by iMP4CT - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 22:52:04 EST ID:R9Uzb35w No.3921199 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>lesnar won the match versus Cena (and the kid in the crowd)

Is /wooo/ happy? Or is /wooo/ mad? Or was the match just completely boring?
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the_samurai - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 07:10:57 EST ID:L3RKd9tS No.3922841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, you know, there's that story where Vader beat Inoki in 4 minutes square, at the peak of Inoki's carrer, at the Tokyo Dome no less, and the fans just revolted and started burning cushions and throwing them into the ring. This banned them from TD for 2 years but the matter is, sometimes you gotta have balls and try stuff out. Inoki had the balls to job out and thus started pretty much the greatest period in NJPW history. I don't think Brock winning necessarily means he will start a new era, but the booking is there
Jimmy Hart - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 07:15:19 EST ID:Sp0zYH3a No.3922843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sumo Hall, actually, and the riot happened because the fans felt robbed of the big Inoki-Choshu match (which ended with a count-out after six minutes). Vader wasn't over right away, but they kept pushing him and he eventually got big enough.
the_samurai - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 07:28:18 EST ID:L3RKd9tS No.3922859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well of course he wasn't over, that was basically his first match in NJPW ever as far as I remember, that would generally piss fans off
The Warlord - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 07:28:19 EST ID:m5rQ5y39 No.3922860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think it was a bad match but i found it entertaining and im loving the way the match has seemingly switched the polarities of /wooo/. the people you usually adamantly support WWE are shitting themselves over it and the most common detractors are loving it

The alternate timeline by Big E Langston - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 23:02:41 EST ID:qVoIXD9M No.3921385 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So say Bryan did get injured, presumably he would've been the one dropping the belts to Brock tonight. Would it have been the same squash match formula? Do you think booking Bryan to get totally raped the way Cena did would've been just as good or would it have undermined Bryan's entire A+ player storyline?
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Super Crazy - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 04:01:21 EST ID:bu/ofLDw No.3922686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sells dvds and low blows everyone.
Liger Mask V - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 04:54:22 EST ID:9ASh3f+2 No.3922742 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I would enjoy that or something like...

>D-Bry gets out of say...the F5 and Knees Brock.
>Brock staggers. He doesn't want to fall.
>Bryan hits the Knee again.
>Brock goes down to one knee, refusing to fall to this dwarf
>Bryan Knees him for the third time.
>Brock' falls, possibly out from the repeated Knees.
>Bryan pins him 1...2...3.
Scott D'Amore - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 05:09:26 EST ID:EKSSLjHD No.3922750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just because Brock won the match so decisively it doesn't mean that every Brock match has to be like this from now on. Obliviously the guy that ended the streak has to be booked incredibly strong, but the reason this match was a glorified squash is because of Cena's strategy. The story this match told was that despite all Cena's talk about having experience against Lesnar, he didn't learn jack shit from that match. Cena won at ER 2012 because he withstood the early brunt of Lesnar's attack, even if just barely. Anyone that has had any modicum of success against Lesnar since his return has been patient, taking the beating Lesnar gives to them while landing a shot here and there, when the opportunity arises. Punk and HHH both have had length matches against Brock using a version of this strategy, and even if they lost, they at least stood a slim chance. The other strategy used against Lesnar was trying to match strength with him, and for both Mark Henry and Big Show, two guys who would typically employ a strategy like that, it ended with them getting their shit kicked in. At the start of the match, Cena threw the winning strategy he lucked into using furing their first match out the window, charged full speed at Lesnar, and suffered big time. The rest of the match was just the consequences of Cena's actions in the first 30 seconds.
the_samurai - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 06:11:36 EST ID:L3RKd9tS No.3922801 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Absolutely. Lesnar is portrayed like a unhuman being, he can't be harmed by simple human offense, weapons need to be used. And he's still fucking dangerous even with weapons on your side.
This is what I don't like about WWE fans. For most of them, the shows are just huge dirtsheets results report. Nobody gives a fuck about the matches most of the time. People react just at the winner and they never react at whatever events brought them to victory. Nobody uses their brain to analyze whatever happened in the ring before the 3 count. So of course, when Cena loses, it's the fucking end of the world, despite maybe the match telling a story about the winner being an alien from outer space or a valiant knight who put his all onto the match or a despicable man using dirty tactics to get a win. Nobody appreciates the work they put in a match and that's shameful.

And your nnnnnnEEEEeeeew WWE World HEavuweight Champion.... by CaptainCharisma !HG6fkGXhas - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 02:03:15 EST ID:O2HXPEdv No.3922451 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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LIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil NAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchhhhhhhhh!

I'm pretty drunk and this seemed funny to me. so, uh... unintentionally funny moments created due to pausing the video at the right time thread go.
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'Murican Dragon !En5AuOQ.g2 - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 03:08:48 EST ID:DQLOO4Bx No.3922600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Find a mom and pop sub shop. If you think JJ's is good they'll blow your mind.
CaptainCharisma !HG6fkGXhas - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 03:45:08 EST ID:O2HXPEdv No.3922666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, now I am going to actually be upset if one of them is not a Jimmy John's logo.

Best thread hijack I've ever initiated.
DeadManBlazer !!dEh6tNmx - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 03:48:19 EST ID:Pocp96AV No.3922671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Brock owns a Jimmy John's store.
RKNo_Heat - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 04:35:07 EST ID:BXt7IBbR No.3922725 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The ones in my local area are terrible. Like all the meat they use is dry as hell.

Subject required when what if by Major Tanya - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 01:29:11 EST ID:2ry2vaRS No.3922348 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Alright /wooo/, let's say Reigns doesn't improve his in ring ability or mic skills, and the crowd turns on him, just like how they did with Batista at the rumble. Who do you think WWE would put in Romans' spot as the next top guy?

Honestly, I would probably say Dean. He's really over, and he's actually very talented.
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Otto Schwanz - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 02:21:19 EST ID:hnhToF3Z No.3922521 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your senseless hate over Lesnar(of all wrestlers) is amusing. Please continue.
Mephisto - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 03:19:57 EST ID:AZuw2ijZ No.3922625 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, you see, it doesn't matter whether the crowd turns on him or not. It is very possible(as we know) to have a top face that is booed. What matters is merchandize sales and drawing power and Reigns hasn't been placed in that spot where he can be fairly judged on that yet.
Virgil - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 03:29:53 EST ID:+Z4sgCi2 No.3922642 Ignore Report Quick Reply

If the crowd start venomously booing him, sure, they'll make it work. If like Summerslam they just go quiet during his matches (out of boredom) he's pretty much finished. Nobody can make silence work.
Raul !cFEzYgmOSc - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 03:38:10 EST ID:LFTH9Y5A No.3922655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
jesus christ, bryan please come back because le crazy man surely isn't the answer.

Someone explain why the first one isn't okay but the second one is by Rikishi - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 23:07:30 EST ID:DqGpqAU8 No.3921464 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Royal Rumble 2013
>Dwayne Johnson beats Punk for the title
>/wooo/ is mad that a part-timer is the champion

>Summerslam 2014
>Brock Lesnar beats Cena for the title
>/wooo/ is happy that a part-timer is the champion
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R.D. Evans - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 02:56:09 EST ID:sQmiQazy No.3922580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
because Dwayne is a movie star first/wrestler second and Brock is a wrestler first
Joey Styles - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 03:11:45 EST ID:bKBT3JG5 No.3922608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
By my reckoning Brock's a football player first, an MMA fighter second, and a wrestler third. Brock wouldn't be there if he was physically capable of doing either of the first two options. Don't blame The Dwayne for being successful in two careers simultaneously.
Basketball - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 03:19:38 EST ID:i6KXR2Ga No.3922624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Obviously, rocky loves wrestling more than Lesnar. For one, Rock didn't walk out on WWE to pursue the movies. He may have cut back his schedule but he was still active enough putting over Lesnar and Goldberg before leaving.

Lesnar in the midst of his peak decided "hey, I know WWE invested a lot in me, see me as their top draw for the next 10 years but you know what? I want to try football so I'm leaving".
Milano Collection A.T. - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 03:26:44 EST ID:kS6Ouwno No.3922634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Because Brock is being presented as the FINAL BOSS... something that everybody wants after he beat the streak. Whereas Rock was just going on to do Rock/Cena II, which few people wanted on here and it ended up being a terrible and predictable match. Because people kind of want John Cena to lose, and didn't want Punk to lose.

But let's take a step back from all of the ways in which this comparison isn't really apples-to-apples. Were you actually here when Punk dropped the belt? It wasn't a universally negative reaction. I remember people being hyped as fuck that Punk's run could only be ended by a returning legend, who didn't even go over completely cleanly. I remember people making threads about how they knew it had to end eventually, and this was realistically the best way to end CM Punk's reign.

>People seriously thinking this won't work by BarackSays %ifyasmellelelel - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 02:16:09 EST ID:uIXedZBb No.3922502 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's simple, folks. Lesnar can only work a certain number of dates, yes. But Heyman is his mouth piece, and plus Piss can just film a lot of backstage segments at once to use on separate shows. This will take planning, yes, but I believe that's what writers get paid to do. In addition he'll still appear live in a ring every now and then.

This must work. THIS WILL WORK. Welcome to the era of #piss
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BarackSays !rpG.leY4BI - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 02:29:03 EST ID:Z2ref5S7 No.3922537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I want to know what this produces
I Hear Voices !LFs1yGvSDU - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 02:30:10 EST ID:uIXedZBb No.3922542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you should delete our comments and we can both enjoy the shitshow
Kofi Kingston - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 02:31:25 EST ID:Z2ref5S7 No.3922544 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not him tho ;____;
BarackSays !JM3j2whdHI - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 02:32:48 EST ID:uIXedZBb No.3922548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know that feel

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