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Tomato Chomper is injured by Andre the 3000 - Thu, 18 May 2017 22:59:21 EST ID:ISVkPzm7 No.5739231 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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via WrestlingInc http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2017/0518/626321/breaking-former-nxt-title-holder-reportedly-injured-at-live-event/

>Tommaso Ciampa of DIY was reportedly injured at tonight's NXT live event in Highland Heights, KY.

>Ciampa and his partner, Johnny Gargano, were facing Sanity at the show. A few minutes into the match, Ciampa dived off the ring apron onto Sanity and hurt his left leg. The match was quickly stopped and ruled a no-contest. An upset Ciampa hopped to the back yelling, "get me the f--k out of here."

>Ciampa and Gargano were scheduled to face NXT Tag Team Champions The Authors of Pain for the titles at NXT: Takeover this Saturday.

goddammit
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Owen Fart - Thu, 18 May 2017 23:15:41 EST ID:/OOxrlQe No.5739244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The curse continues.
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Mitch - Thu, 18 May 2017 23:19:29 EST ID:BlrIoG3o No.5739249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> ... dived
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Prince - Thu, 18 May 2017 23:44:18 EST ID:Yy/7/IXm No.5739264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dammit. Ciampa was one of my only reasons to keep watching NXT.

Ciampa > Gargano in every way.
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Glacier - Thu, 18 May 2017 23:48:38 EST ID:M/b7ZVp5 No.5739266 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ARMBARS EVERYWHERE
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Allison Wonderland - Thu, 18 May 2017 23:49:07 EST ID:Qz7ncveh No.5739267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It begins
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Honky Tonk Man - Thu, 18 May 2017 23:52:00 EST ID:NGSYbnmG No.5739270 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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GOD DAMMIT GIVE ME ORTON SEND ME TO NXT SO I CAN BURY HIM AGAIN THAT'LL TEACH HIS FAMILY

WE
ARE
NEXT
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Andre the 3000 - Thu, 18 May 2017 23:52:12 EST ID:ISVkPzm7 No.5739271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739264
anyone with a brain can see that Ciampa is superior to Gargano tbh
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Flip Kendrick - Fri, 19 May 2017 00:10:02 EST ID:9RlyP9Eg No.5739281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We need a Hero to fill in.
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Wil Maximo - Fri, 19 May 2017 00:11:53 EST ID:hobI5S0c No.5739282 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>... dived
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nowah (Cesaro Section) !BWG1quPheY - Fri, 19 May 2017 00:14:59 EST ID:Iu7ukBJO No.5739286 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>NXT Takeover: Chicago live this Saturday night only on the WWE Network
>Authors of Pain enter the ring for their ladder match
>Johnny Gargano walks to the top of the ramp, microphone in hand
>"Tommaso may be injured, but I couldn't think of a better tag team partner than this"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3W_tkSjEpg
>yfw
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IENJOYWWESTILL !3YcbPrguos - Fri, 19 May 2017 00:17:22 EST ID:tP7lB4eP No.5739288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Must have been some kind of botch if it really was an apron dive.

Sucks...
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Sherri Martel - Fri, 19 May 2017 00:21:32 EST ID:S1R2ex0Z No.5739293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ARMBARS EVERYWHERE
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Prince - Fri, 19 May 2017 00:28:21 EST ID:Yy/7/IXm No.5739296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739271
No wonder Full Sail loves Gargano so much.
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WrestlingTheSport - Fri, 19 May 2017 00:35:13 EST ID:7AeuFDL0 No.5739302 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Someone over on SquaredCircle posted this, and god I'm hoping it's true...

>I was there and saw his landing. I'm going to call shenanigans on this one. His reaction was overly animated, he looked like he landed fine, and they seemed to maneuver into that Eric Young/Killian/Ohno segment a little too fluidly...plus the show ended right at 10 PM, so I want to say that it was a way to get DIY off the show without risking them two days before Takeover.
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Too Cold Scorpio - Fri, 19 May 2017 00:52:10 EST ID:w7JFtJiN No.5739310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739302
Except for the part where he said, "Get me the fuck out of here." That makes me doubt it was a work.
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StarBuck - Fri, 19 May 2017 00:53:40 EST ID:PhRDKonf No.5739312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739310

Maybe he really needed to take a shit
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Muscle Sakai - Fri, 19 May 2017 01:01:41 EST ID:iUijANpJ No.5739321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739310
That could've been part of him being overly animated

And considering recent happenings like with Braun it looks like a good time to work fans, and give an excuse to DIY losing again with an injury angle(since that seems to be the go to way to protect faces in big losses, they got a boo boo and it cost them the title or whatever that they've been doing since 2015
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The Mantaur - Fri, 19 May 2017 01:09:40 EST ID:B8HpQuEi No.5739327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739312
I know I do whenever NXT is on.
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Portia Perez - Fri, 19 May 2017 01:11:56 EST ID:x7Y5xqjS No.5739329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm getting dragged to takeover and if this means heavy machinery gets the shot at the belts then I feel slightly less dreadful about my Saturday night
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Prince - Fri, 19 May 2017 01:32:36 EST ID:Yy/7/IXm No.5739336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5739329
>Heavy Machinery
>Authors of Pain
>Ladder match

THE RETURN WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
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The Mantaur - Fri, 19 May 2017 01:51:39 EST ID:B8HpQuEi No.5739340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739329
Why are you going if you feel dreadful about it? Are you a bitch?
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Smash - Fri, 19 May 2017 02:07:50 EST ID:73PRxMzX No.5739344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739329
>>5739340
Yeah, you get to go see live wrestling. Enjoy yourself.
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Nick Jackson - Fri, 19 May 2017 03:41:59 EST ID:Jm8hhYR7 No.5739364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5739231
>bald midget injures himself off of a dive in front of a crowd of a few hundred people tops

holy. SHIT.

indie weenies BTFO.
fedora weenies BTFO.
high school gym weenies BTFO.
8 dollar ticket buying retards BTFO.
outdoor moonshine chugging inbred hillbilly meth heads BTFO.
lame boring japanese gaylord funeral home wrestlers and their stupid ass nut huggers BTFO.

>tfw big match blue chipper randy orton easily vanquishes big poppa dump and the shit siblings at backlash
>tfw RKOs outta nowhere getting bigger pops than taking a fucking dive 10 times outta 10
>tfw LITERALLY the youngest WWE champ EVER
>tfw he literally gets to make out with the boss's daughter in front of her fucking husband
>tfw his shits contribute more to peoples' bags than lame ass, rag doll, "look at me daddy, i'm a super hero" dives have EVER added to ANY indie weenie match
>tfw he took TWO hard as fuck elbows to his totally exposed head from BROCK LESNAR and tanked that shit like a *pro*
>tfw if brock lesnar so much as angrily farted towards one of these little stunt doubles with an identity crisis they would get FLOORED
>tfw /wooo/ is L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y represented by RKO's iconic pose, despite that one time all of those fat stupid idiots tried to get it changed to some faggot with a dirty beard pointing up, as if to say "just look at how much taller RKO is than my little smelly troll ass"
>tfw RKO is a 6'5" stud whereas the average indie shitter is like 5'10" or some other hobbit-esque stature
>tfw RKO is 37 and yet he STILL looks more youthful and vibrant than all of these emaciated, pudgy, lame indie midgets bitching about how much better he is than they are
>tfw RKO hands out headlocks so his opponents can feel what it's really like to be a champion whereas dough boy circus performers who stumbled into a wrestling ring hand out dives in a DESPERATE cry for approval
>tfw BMBCRKO (big match blue chipper randy keith orton) has sired multiple children whom he provides for and loves dearly and a loving wife while all of these testosterone deficient pussies have a hilariously low sperm count and are relegated to prowling about on shitty ass dating apps for smelly ring rats who might be more doped up on drugs than most of their live audience fans are
>tfw BMBCRKO stacks MAD dollars from putting on wrestling clinics whenever he feels like it while "NJPW" (nerds jacking to pussy wrestling) garden gnomes can barely manage enough anime dollars to buy a body pillow to have sex with and some cheap rice wine to numb their sorrows since they're all too much of a collective bitch to drink grown up alcohol
>tfw BMBCRKO also stacks HOLLYWOOD BUCKS by starring in full length cinema and kino grade television while carnival shirt hocking jackasses can't even make youtube money


>tfw eventually everybody just says "fuck it" and has randy orton permanently billed from heaven and every single member of 'the fellowship of the dive' will now simply be billed from "the gayest part of the shire"
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Colonel Ninotchka - Fri, 19 May 2017 03:56:19 EST ID:mjW1DkTE No.5739369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5739364
y-you're ok dude?
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Lady Apache - Fri, 19 May 2017 04:08:34 EST ID:HJYS63ft No.5739372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739364
Seek professional help, dude.
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Hydra - Fri, 19 May 2017 04:13:02 EST ID:0rczBfU4 No.5739375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739372
So he can be a lame ass like you, right?
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Dale Oliver - Fri, 19 May 2017 04:17:53 EST ID:GUJKWmsK No.5739376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739264

>Spoilers

Well of course I agree with that, but still. Here's hoping he recovers, that and Johnny finds him a partner that gels with him just as nicely as Chomper did in time for Takeover.
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Leatherface - Fri, 19 May 2017 05:00:45 EST ID:wfgzIc7W No.5739383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739364
Sorry to hear about your autism.
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Burning Andrés Giant Hammer !9cgUyjcy4s - Fri, 19 May 2017 05:05:21 EST ID:oNUG40dn No.5739384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5739364
>BMBCRKO
kekd softly

Are you Gary Graham? Big fan man.

>outdoor moonshine chugging inbred hillbilly meth heads
But that's BMBCRKO on his days off
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DJ Hyde - Fri, 19 May 2017 05:42:22 EST ID:6Fk4Pu5D No.5739395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739376

It's insane to think that prior to the Dusty Classic they had never ever tagged together, not even on an indie, and they went on to become one of the best tag teams in the world.
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Sarita - Fri, 19 May 2017 05:58:08 EST ID:iyI+X3j1 No.5739398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Gargano comes to the ring alone and grabs mic
>'even tho my partner and best friend is inured, I've found someone else who wants to help me beat your asses!!'
>Kyle O'Reily music hits
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Muscle Sakai - Fri, 19 May 2017 06:03:18 EST ID:2Youmaxo No.5739399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739395
And it's a good thing too. Gargano's really bland, I don't think I could stomach him as a singles guy.
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Jamie Keyes - Fri, 19 May 2017 06:11:52 EST ID:aGKYJrO0 No.5739403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739398
>They win the tag titles
>hold it ciampa comes back
>ciampa turns heel
>Ciampa says hes gonna get a guy from O'riellys past
>suddenly Music hits
>Bobby Fish Debuts
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Alex Shelley - Fri, 19 May 2017 06:24:06 EST ID:g6PnUglo No.5739408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739364
literally one of the greatest things I have ever read. Thank you based randall
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Hikari Minami - Fri, 19 May 2017 06:35:55 EST ID:uC72kSHq No.5739413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Gargano comes to the ring alone and grabs mic
>'even tho my partner and best friend is inured, I've found someone else who wants to help me beat your asses!!'
>SAY YEAH
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Trent Acid - Fri, 19 May 2017 06:54:34 EST ID:bv3vR+yG No.5739420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739413

Oh man, that would be fantastic.
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Bubba Ray Dudley - Fri, 19 May 2017 06:57:37 EST ID:2XOu3KoW No.5739421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Gargano comes to the ring alone and grabs mic
>'even tho my partner and best friend is inured, I've found someone else who wants to help me beat your asses!!'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujw3wu0s76s&feature=youtu.be&t=30s
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ODB - Fri, 19 May 2017 07:02:07 EST ID:Rs0z7R11 No.5739422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739364
I understand sarcasm and I greatly appreciate this post. Made me laugh quite a few times.
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Mike Bennett - Fri, 19 May 2017 07:10:54 EST ID:06TpZgMC No.5739428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739364
This is a fantastic post, well done, it's going to work all the indie marks.
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Hikari Minami - Fri, 19 May 2017 07:52:41 EST ID:uC72kSHq No.5739435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739428
The truth hurts.
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Fri, 19 May 2017 08:21:44 EST ID:tkKPDTHm No.5739444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Gargano comes to the ring alone and grabs mic
>'even tho my partner and best friend is inured, I've found someone else who wants to help me beat your asses!!'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9fUyvVR3l0
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R-Truth - Fri, 19 May 2017 08:22:51 EST ID:tBCZG3wL No.5739445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739364
fucking lmao
saved
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Ares - Fri, 19 May 2017 08:31:54 EST ID:XvZWqFON No.5739446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5739364

10/10
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CRAPCOM !SNGay1lkXQ - Fri, 19 May 2017 08:57:00 EST ID:FIeM+sk4 No.5739465 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739444
did he get that uterus lasered off his back yet or what
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Portia Perez - Fri, 19 May 2017 09:42:18 EST ID:x7Y5xqjS No.5739501 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739340
>oh you don't like muh nxt? I'll call you names then!
Why would I have a conversation with you?

>>5739344
My boss always wants to go to AAW shows with me and my buddies but I don't want him to see me doing a bunch of drugs and having actual fun so I compromise by letting him take me to WWE shows. I don't have to enjoy it because it's bad. But I hope heavy machinery is there because they're good. You need to let people not like things sometimes, I don't ever try to stop anyone from liking shitty wrestling.
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Husky Harris - Fri, 19 May 2017 09:46:46 EST ID:esfQdvdN No.5739504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5739364
pls no bully the champr
pls
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DJ Gabriel - Fri, 19 May 2017 09:47:11 EST ID:ImHym8BK No.5739505 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739501
The point is if you are going to hate it don't go. Thats even more stupid then sitting down and watching Raw for 3 hours.
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Cheech Hernandez - Fri, 19 May 2017 09:51:50 EST ID:ggL/Ou7Z No.5739508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5739364
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Portia Perez - Fri, 19 May 2017 10:23:12 EST ID:x7Y5xqjS No.5739533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739505
I already said I'm going to appease my boss who is an okay and wants to hang out with me. I can hate it if I want and still have a good time. Let. People. Not. Like. Things.
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DJ Gabriel - Fri, 19 May 2017 10:26:02 EST ID:ImHym8BK No.5739536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5739533
>I can hate it if I want and still have a good time

Whatever man. Sounds like a blast.
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Jamie Noble - Fri, 19 May 2017 11:23:14 EST ID:QnkdvqEy No.5739581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739281
this

>>5739384
I hate myself for knowing who that closet case is.

>>5739501
And it's OK for people to call you out on being a whiny turd sandwich.
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Arik Cannon - Fri, 19 May 2017 11:28:04 EST ID:HPiyY3My No.5739588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739536
Dude sometimes getting hammered and laughing at shitty wrestling is a blast. I ain't paying for nothing and I get to get slammed on someone else's dollar. I'm sorry you hate my fun so much.
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Charly Malice - Fri, 19 May 2017 11:30:12 EST ID:laqroOWn No.5739590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5739364
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Doug Basham - Fri, 19 May 2017 11:32:31 EST ID:uXbGQaAl No.5739592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5739364
thank you
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123 Kid - Fri, 19 May 2017 11:33:43 EST ID:Ggv4BDmZ No.5739594 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5739364
THANK YOU BASED SNAKE
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Jamie Noble - Fri, 19 May 2017 12:00:07 EST ID:QnkdvqEy No.5739619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739588
Nobody is "hating" on you "dude". They're just [rightly] pointing out that you're being a complete bellend.
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Mean Smark Callous !DCxC2Z8fnY - Fri, 19 May 2017 12:08:48 EST ID:YbBqB+Mz No.5739631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ARMBARS EVERYWHERE
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Gerald Brisco - Fri, 19 May 2017 12:09:09 EST ID:zEpqVsHP No.5739632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739588
It blows my mind how some people here see a post and respond as if it was a completely different post. I'm with you man, nothing wrong with being able to have a good time like a regular human being.
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Private Eye - Fri, 19 May 2017 12:13:08 EST ID:nyq0cI8q No.5739637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5739364

Damn son you need help but that was still fucking hilarious
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Jamie Noble - Fri, 19 May 2017 12:22:20 EST ID:QnkdvqEy No.5739649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739632
That's right pal. It must be everybody else who's in the wrong here. Never you.
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Husky Harris - Fri, 19 May 2017 12:23:18 EST ID:esfQdvdN No.5739651 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5739631
thank fuck
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Jamie Noble - Fri, 19 May 2017 12:33:16 EST ID:QnkdvqEy No.5739671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739631
>putting a hurt man in a Ladder Match with the Authors of Concussions

RIP in peperony
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Farooq - Fri, 19 May 2017 12:35:50 EST ID:C8JBGLJj No.5739680 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739671

They've only injured one person, and after they did they stopped doing the spot that hurt him.
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Scott D'Amore - Fri, 19 May 2017 12:35:51 EST ID:dN0wuOYf No.5739681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5739364
tapped out and kept on tapping after the ref called for the bell, causing me to drop the US title to BMBCRKO. also,

>that RNG
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Arik Cannon - Fri, 19 May 2017 12:41:28 EST ID:HPiyY3My No.5739689 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739632
Had I known it was going to upset people so much that I am going to Takeover just to get drunk and shit all over it I honestly would have posted it sooner, so I don't really mind. Thanks for the support tho fam. Can't stop anyone from crying, might as well enjoy it.
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Jamie Noble - Fri, 19 May 2017 12:43:31 EST ID:QnkdvqEy No.5739692 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739680
I thought that their injury count was up to 3 at this point
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Too Cold Scorpio - Fri, 19 May 2017 12:44:49 EST ID:mo9hB277 No.5739696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739364
The Ratings Killer strikes again!
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DJ Gabriel - Fri, 19 May 2017 12:49:18 EST ID:ImHym8BK No.5739706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5739689
Your boss must have zero friends if he buys you tickets to a show so you can tell him how shit it is.


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