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first RNG thread of the new year by Caprice Coleman - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 20:08:14 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5932763 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'll die on the spot doing a relatively standard dive to the outside on live TV causing flippy shit to be seriously curbed in every major company. Outside of Mexico anyway.
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Dean Malenko - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 20:12:22 EST ID:f1+3uPZF No.5932769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will retire this year.
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Jimmy Olson - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 20:21:18 EST ID:Coa1p7MQ No.5932780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932763
I will be the first wrestler accused of rape and sex scandel as has the rest of Hollywoods entire male roster.
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Greg The Hammer Valentine - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 20:28:23 EST ID:IHj1rWhR No.5932789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my style will heavily influence the 2018 wrestling world
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Sassy Stephie - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 20:32:58 EST ID:9x07PfKD No.5932792 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A team in Vince McMahon's new football league will be named or influenced after me.
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Mark Henry - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 20:33:15 EST ID:BIJXh+B1 No.5932793 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will come in as #30 in the Royal Rumble and win.
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Skip Sheffield - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 20:40:36 EST ID:VOIUVw1m No.5932797 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the next NWA Champion and I will lead the promotion into a new golden age.
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Mean Gene Okerlund - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 20:41:11 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.5932798 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932763
RNG lists won't be updated until I die
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Caprice Coleman - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 20:58:28 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5932810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932797
Could totally buy that. Ryback becoming to WWE what Hogan was to the AWA would be such a perfect development in this timeline.
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Sinn Bodhi - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 21:46:16 EST ID:szO46bjf No.5932834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the next WWE Superstar to cross-over for a special guest match in NJPW.
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Grandmaster Sexay - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 21:56:14 EST ID:iVTU26ch No.5932838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My gimmick will catch fire in NXT, I'll get called up to RAW and be booked into obscurity.
I will then wreak havoc upon the Indie scene until a neck injury stops my career and I work a gig at pizza hut.
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Mark Jindrak - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 21:58:54 EST ID:1NFXpi+2 No.5932840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jay White will go on to form a brand new heel stable in NJPW full of emo edgelords, and I will be the first new addition to his ranks.
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Haruna Akagi - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 21:59:57 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.5932841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gay as fug mane
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Larry Sweeney - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 22:01:48 EST ID:ISVkPzm7 No.5932842 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My girlfriend will kill me in my sleep
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Hugo Savinovich - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 22:26:04 EST ID:ftPngDOe No.5932849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm officially announcing my intent to run in the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election.
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Brooke Tessmacher - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 22:26:36 EST ID:73PRxMzX No.5932850 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will eliminate John Cena in the Royal Rumble match
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Lex Luger - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 23:51:39 EST ID:TjWF5hbT No.5932893 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be given Rich Swann's music and spot, nobody will notice.
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Johnny Curtis - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 23:54:45 EST ID:IvUnVwPt No.5932895 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am going to help Shane in his battle against Owens and Zayn.
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Larry Sweeney - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 00:04:18 EST ID:ISVkPzm7 No.5932899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932895
>Fashion Police aligned with Shane

pls no
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A.J. Styles - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 00:06:43 EST ID:TEoE/Rwh No.5932900 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932895
It means no more Based Fashion Police, but I like it.
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Deuce - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 00:07:11 EST ID:LhIdyNR2 No.5932901 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be booked for the men’s Rumble, but accidentally enter the women’s and win
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Lillian Garcia - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 00:07:57 EST ID:IYrGGiwC No.5932902 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ill die
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Monster C - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 00:14:53 EST ID:Fugj8+l6 No.5932903 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Steph fucked me with her strapon
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Brooklyn Brawler - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 00:17:24 EST ID:T3pNx6NP No.5932906 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to convince The Undertaker to come back for one more match with me at Wrestlemania, only to no-show the match right after Taker makes his entrance.
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Steve Blackman - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 00:25:59 EST ID:YYF3uojk No.5932911 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i will defeat Okada in WK13
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Billy Gunn - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 01:19:15 EST ID:yFhV81ZI No.5932922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will become the biggest merch seller in NJPW, win the IC title, drop it, win the G1, then lose to Okada at WK13.
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Murphy - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 01:21:47 EST ID:NUWmB27m No.5932924 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will form a new stable with Switchyblade.
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Bob Backlund - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 01:38:08 EST ID:gfVnbLKC No.5932933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will challenge Chris Jericho in NJPW and get a concussion after a stiff chair shot and murder my family.
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Chris Jericho - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 01:43:07 EST ID:YEOI6tV2 No.5932936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my nudes got leaked
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Lex Luger - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 02:03:05 EST ID:MsU5sfW0 No.5932944 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will pin Roman for the IC belt clean and completely take over his push
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Mad Man Pondo - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 02:46:25 EST ID:ymFXau95 No.5932961 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll get shot and killed after getting Swatted by the locker room prankster
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Devil Masami - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 03:05:25 EST ID:6NmK6V1m No.5932966 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932944
This is the twilight zone
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Sonny Siaki - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 03:49:24 EST ID:4aAtIlGZ No.5932986 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932936
DRINK IT IN, MAAAAANNN...
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Serena Deeb - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 03:50:53 EST ID:cFGKb8fe No.5932987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will debut on Smackdown next week as the Riott Squad's manager
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Delirious - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 04:25:23 EST ID:Tz+x5R08 No.5932996 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am about to get a huge push to the main event scene with plans on staying there for over a year. However during my next match I will somehow botch a DDT that will injure me and I will be out for 9 months.
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Hajime Ohara - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 09:19:43 EST ID:h8Bwkxmy No.5933045 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932987

well that certainly would work if you shave your head again
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Road Warrior Hawk - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 09:22:57 EST ID:+yzOhrvB No.5933047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One of the wrestlers at the US championship tournament will get injured, and I'll be the replacement, winning it all in the end.
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Little Egypt - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 10:19:57 EST ID:AumAAP4c No.5933069 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am a closet racist and I hate when the office makes me put over anyone that's a different race than I am.
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Dick the Bruiser - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 10:23:54 EST ID:qPF0bthP No.5933073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Paige will worship my cock, leading to a horrible Raw angle and both of our releases.
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Major DeBeers - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 10:27:51 EST ID:mfPOI8l2 No.5933074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932986

I will drink it in, maaaaaaan.
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Cassandro - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 11:11:32 EST ID:kFXkIuOL No.5933088 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932902
I won't
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Buck Quartermain - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 11:28:02 EST ID:hbqBqPPJ No.5933102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wear diapers to sleep.
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Vince McMahon - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 11:28:04 EST ID:W5OjZ3lp No.5933103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be the #1 pick in the XFL2 draft.
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Haruna Akagi - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 11:31:29 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.5933105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5933103
BOOK IT
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Eric Young - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 11:38:45 EST ID:POIJxZtI No.5933107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In the span of 6 months I will gain and lose 100lbs
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Lex Luger - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 18:56:02 EST ID:TjWF5hbT No.5933361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I drew less dimes than the Undertaker.
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Tony Mamaluke - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 18:57:38 EST ID:FZALZpTn No.5933362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5933361
Accurate.
I've drawn less dimes than the mean number of dimes drawn by Undertaker, Lex Luger, Jeff Jarrett, and Diesel.
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Lucky Cannon - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 19:42:39 EST ID:+fNYtjt2 No.5933396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will spend this summer on /wooo/ posting timestamp photos in my underwear with pill bottles and a gun inconspicuously placed in the background.
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Monty Brown - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 19:45:28 EST ID:glJe1uSk No.5933398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had sex with Paige
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Isis The Amazon - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 19:50:01 EST ID:qPF0bthP No.5933402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had sex with Xavier Woods and Brad Maddox, and Paige filmed it.
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Repo Man - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 19:57:02 EST ID:qIwNylm5 No.5933406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gedo is gonna have a huge falling out with Okada and book me as the new Ace instead.
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Matt Hardy - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 20:40:59 EST ID:hS5/sQc9 No.5933429 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Me and Okada will have a 10 star match
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Test - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 20:44:09 EST ID:360WYuNS No.5933433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm beating Okada for the belt at WK13.
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Arik Cannon - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 20:48:27 EST ID:2uOxH+O1 No.5933436 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hate the black community.
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Jesse The Body Ventura - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 21:04:22 EST ID:qpB7mOMV No.5933443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5933398
Did she go down down down and was it smooth?
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Husky Harris - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 21:42:22 EST ID:HJYS63ft No.5933450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm actually a gay android.
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Kevin Nash - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 21:53:07 EST ID:z8Y24R+e No.5933456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932763
My finisher will be banned this year after I cripple a rising NXT superstar with it.
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Chainsaw Charlie - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 22:17:57 EST ID:VOIUVw1m No.5933462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Me and Roman Reigns will be the last two people in the Rumble. He puts me out, and gets cheered for it.
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Leticia Kline - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 00:01:53 EST ID:IvUnVwPt No.5933509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like to edge myself before I go to the ring so I can cum when my opponent grinds against me.
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John Laurinaitis - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 01:48:01 EST ID:ekB9HX1r No.5933542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have contagious crotchrot which will infect half the roster through stains I leave on the canvas
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Bull Nanako - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 01:51:36 EST ID:hbqBqPPJ No.5933544 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5933103
I will fuck Bull Nakano in the ass with a strapon
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Gedo - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 02:10:16 EST ID:4gUdkMr8 No.5933552 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will start an angle where the nwo reunites again
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Colonel Ninotchka - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 02:30:21 EST ID:Ux0uA2Pd No.5933563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was the REAL Anonymous RAW General Manager
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YOSHIHIKO - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 02:44:20 EST ID:bZH0ilQx No.5933571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5933552
Holy fuck all things begin again where they started it seems
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Leatherface - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 02:49:58 EST ID:W5OjZ3lp No.5933573 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5933544
You flatter me if you think I worked that. nb.
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Don Harris - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 04:20:35 EST ID:atehvbdb No.5933605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will win the Rumble and then get high as fuck right before my match at Wrestlemania, causing me to botch so badly I have to retire the next night.
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Michael McGillicutty - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 04:29:15 EST ID:PGT6xUTD No.5933606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to enter the Royal Rumble and injure someone seriously.
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B.G. James - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 04:36:12 EST ID:T3pNx6NP No.5933607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5933606
I am the person you injure. I'll be back in three months to get my revenge only to be immediately injured by RNG below before I get the chance
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DJ Hyde - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 04:59:00 EST ID:yFhV81ZI No.5933611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5933607
After the injury, we reconcile and form a new tag team that immediately gets pushed to the tag titles.
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Erik Watts - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 05:30:21 EST ID:x0mOKlFA No.5933617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I got so drunk to kill the paint in my joints that I tripped and squashed the christmas tree and fell asleep on it. don't worry, my kids are used to my shit by now
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Devon - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 05:34:50 EST ID:ZK8/pZYm No.5933621 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will begin a four-year feud with Okada, culminating in me becoming the hottest babyface in the company and losing to him at WK16
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Rene Dupree - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 06:05:39 EST ID:szO46bjf No.5933628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will crush Kenny Omega and take over his place as NJPW's top gaijin.
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Vito - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 06:10:13 EST ID:7Tur1lPk No.5933629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Im going to revitalize my career with a sex change operation- only to antagonize the LGBT community with my radical politics and be right back where I was with a different set of genitalia
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Lana Star - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 07:19:33 EST ID:TjWF5hbT No.5933650 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've shitposted on /woo/ before, and Spardot has personally banned me.
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Tomko - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 07:25:32 EST ID:po+qYTtV No.5933653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5933456
Those crusierweights can cruiserwait
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Annie Social - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 07:46:02 EST ID:VfUs3h25 No.5933657 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I win the IWGP Title in my debut match to dethrone Okada
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Dave Prazak - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 15:51:51 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5933923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5933402
holy shit am I the only one that remembers her?

also, I will get a talking segment that will eventually replace Miz TV.
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Seth Rollins - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 17:22:09 EST ID:7oUGSmY2 No.5933968 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5933650
I've shitposted on /woops/ before and Spardot has personally banged me
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Hacksaw Jim Duggan - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 17:55:14 EST ID:9Eykf50V No.5933987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5933456
Based Nash working the smarks again
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Kamala - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 18:41:28 EST ID:T5Ycresu No.5934006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
me and Vince are having a baby
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Ken Shamrock - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 19:03:47 EST ID:+fNYtjt2 No.5934760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will show up in NJPW tomorrow.
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Masked Superstar - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 19:07:31 EST ID:Ybchf0OF No.5934764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I stole Mr. Ass's Ass's water, which cause him to die of thirst.
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Stinky the Homeless Guy - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 19:34:59 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.5934778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5934760
I'll be at ringside for you, marking out
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Amazing Red - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 19:35:02 EST ID:ZYyPRiB6 No.5934779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I taught Jericho his 1004 holds
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Tina Ferrari - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 19:42:42 EST ID:T5Ycresu No.5934787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5934760
I would mark hard tbh
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Savio Vega - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 22:21:08 EST ID:osNvTKTi No.5934941 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5934764
you son of a bitch why would you do that to my nom
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SoCal Val - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 23:33:38 EST ID:8neSVkZI No.5935009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I ate all the cookies and stole the beer.
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Hornswoggle - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 00:17:32 EST ID:gSnyjL8D No.5935030 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm more of a disappointment than your favorite wrestler, which is saying a lot.
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Ivan Koloff - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 02:09:13 EST ID:XHOifUpT No.5935057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will throw Cena out of the Rumble and then die before even making it to Wrestlemania.
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Pete Rose - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 02:44:03 EST ID:ISVkPzm7 No.5935062 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will retire Kane
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Trevor Murdoch - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 03:04:30 EST ID:LW4OyVzN No.5935066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932763
I'm going to Connecticut boys! to be served by WWE, as I'm getting sued by them
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Trevor Murdoch - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 03:05:11 EST ID:LW4OyVzN No.5935068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5935062
Bullshit! No way is that rng
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Typhoon - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 03:28:46 EST ID:cIeVbfS4 No.5935081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna piss off all the bosses and take my talents to NJPW then piss then off and have to settle for NOAH in the year of 2018.
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Angelina Love - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 03:30:46 EST ID:l1bvI4Ub No.5935082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be in the first ever 7 star match.
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Yoshiko Tamura - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 05:54:37 EST ID:ig0GzzZA No.5935137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I watched Finn Balor say one line of dialogue on TV and my heart exploded immediately
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Triple H - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 06:34:19 EST ID:bZH0ilQx No.5935153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5935082
Do people not realize Meltzer gave Omega Okada 2 a Seven Star rating
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Super Calo - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 06:46:31 EST ID:NUWmB27m No.5935154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will replace Corey Graves on commentary.
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Tony Schiavone - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 08:33:52 EST ID:AumAAP4c No.5935197 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bischoff and I are going to do an angle where we invade Raw and bring WCW back.
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Cuije - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 10:56:57 EST ID:ftQT/o33 No.5935261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Roman Reigns will permanently injure his spine lifting me up for a powerbomb.
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Nick Patrick - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 11:16:33 EST ID:MuY5CtEG No.5935269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have an underwhelming RNG.
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The Big Show - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 11:28:04 EST ID:PvQK3MJK No.5935273 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I will end the streak.
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Masa Takanashi - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 11:30:29 EST ID:b++AXYCi No.5935275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will debut at the Strong Style Evolved show and align myself with LIJ
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Orlando Jordan - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 11:36:57 EST ID:vFTqV3lF No.5935282 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Michael Elgin knew about me getting raped and did nothing also.
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The Blue Meanie - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 11:39:59 EST ID:0GkI/dqB No.5935283 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the WWE’s hand picked replacement for Vanguard 1.
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Beulah McGillicutty - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 11:50:29 EST ID:KjT3bdTw No.5935292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5935283
Blue meanie as matts cyborg assistant? BRILLIANT
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Lana Star - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 12:01:12 EST ID:pTKlcasz No.5935299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5935283

And I will be Señor Benjamin’s stand in.
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Dementia - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 12:20:52 EST ID:L3Z99sX3 No.5935306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will defeat Okada at Wrestling Dontaku.
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Kaz Hayashi - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 14:05:13 EST ID:ixCKkr4U No.5935368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will pass away this year due to accumulated injuries.
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The Mantaur - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 14:10:43 EST ID:uaLZDjj9 No.5935372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
At an NWA Midwest show in 1989, Dusty Rhodes bet me $5000 that I wouldn't wrestle a match with a butt plug in.

I made $5000 that night.
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Sniper - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 14:48:48 EST ID:l8KDGEbX No.5935406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to debut in New Japan and end Tana's career.

By breaking his back Bane style.
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Pete Rose - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 14:53:35 EST ID:ISVkPzm7 No.5935411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5935283
the thought of Blue Meanie playing a fucking flying drone just made me laugh really fucking hard right now
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YOSHIHIKO - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 15:41:28 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5935463 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be the biggest star of the next big sex tape/nudes leak and it will change my career forever for the better.
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Snitsky - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 23:29:43 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.5935811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My midlife crisis rock band will have bigger more massive mainstream hits than Fozzy could ever imagine.
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Tony Garea - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 23:46:38 EST ID:PaKU5vs6 No.5935820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will call Jason Jordan the real word that starts with "N", live on the WWE Network!
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Krissy Vaine - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 23:55:05 EST ID:F4+Jyr+3 No.5935822 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the first person to win the G1 and then the IWGP Heby-Q using that championship opportunity.
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Horace - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 01:30:05 EST ID:QxhaIleK No.5935851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will have a five star classic match with some nobody in a high school gym in front of a crowd of 40 people in Assfuck, Iowa
It will not be recorded and forever lost to the sands of time
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Lance Bravado - Fri, 12 Jan 2018 22:48:30 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5938320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
All booking signs will point to Kane giving me the rub and getting retired by me at Mania or some other PPV soon but Vince will change his mind in the last minute and Kane will go over me, killing my push dead and go on to be a part-timer for a couple more years.
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Brodus Clay - Fri, 12 Jan 2018 23:01:01 EST ID:4cxhBa2q No.5938326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to be the next Paul Heyman guy/girl
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Vine - Fri, 12 Jan 2018 23:22:30 EST ID:RqAh5PDY No.5938337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be in the Rumble this year to be eliminated by a heel in <5 seconds to set up a match for WM where I'll still lose anyway
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Elix Skipper - Fri, 12 Jan 2018 23:56:12 EST ID:NUWmB27m No.5938352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will face Shane McMahon at WrestleMania.
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Pitbull - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 00:56:11 EST ID:+fNYtjt2 No.5938375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will star in a wrestling themed anime series with a shirtless Kenny Omega as my sidekick.
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Yoshi Tatsu - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 01:37:58 EST ID:CiDhZ9De No.5938393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be found crushed under Vince McMahon's Porsche.
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Alicia Fox - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 02:00:56 EST ID:dmVpeI6z No.5938402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I’m ALL IN.
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Simon Dean - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 02:07:20 EST ID:T3pNx6NP No.5938404 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will accidentally decapitate Roman Reigns during a match, and due to Highlander rules I will receive his push.
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Debra - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:40:58 EST ID:iBcKvxX5 No.5938432 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna shoot on my next opponent
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Hornswoggle - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 04:09:40 EST ID:AFKW7jCx No.5938439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am going to win the first ever Women's Royal Rumble
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Rey Mysterio - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 05:14:26 EST ID:iVTU26ch No.5938457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stone Cold didn't just beat Debra, he beat me as well, locked in his basement for the last 20 years.
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Rico - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 05:44:55 EST ID:ig0GzzZA No.5938465 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm an OG neopets raiser since it was run by a student, I have all the items in triplicate and the only people competing with me for p-shop business are my smurf accounts
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The People - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 07:49:55 EST ID:T3pNx6NP No.5938504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5938457
>Stone Cold kidnapped the real Rey Mysterio 20 years ago
>The one that unmasked in WCW, then remasked in WWE was a fake to cover up the kidnapping
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Bill Alfonos - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 07:53:17 EST ID:glJe1uSk No.5938506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I debut on RAW and masturbate in front of the live audience
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Naruki Doi - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 07:54:44 EST ID:VfUs3h25 No.5938507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5938402

I Too am All In
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Kenny Omega - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 07:58:48 EST ID:IHj1rWhR No.5938509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5938507
i will beat you at ALL IN, and have a slight career revival leading me to become the new champ and ace of NWA. i will carry the company to new heights.
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Natalya - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 08:02:31 EST ID:ly3cRiwM No.5938512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will come out from under the ring at the Rumble and eliminate Roman Reigns.
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Zack Sabre Jr. - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 08:31:14 EST ID:f7IXE1H8 No.5938526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will pin Okada in a tag match match and earn a shot at the IWGP title
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Big Bad Mama - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 13:42:06 EST ID:0qPMlM4B No.5938664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will get a surprise spot in the woman's Royal Rumble only to be eliminated last by Rhonda Rousey.
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Cyrus - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 13:45:53 EST ID:Ga3/W5Di No.5938669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be the next to appear in a sex video with Paige
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Bob Backlund - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 14:39:45 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.5938729 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932763
I'll come forth with sexual harrassment allegations against Dwayne Johnson
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Bret Hart - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 14:44:06 EST ID:9CTGIug+ No.5938732 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5938729
>old ambiguoisly gay guy
sounds right
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Charlie Haas - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 14:50:10 EST ID:vFTqV3lF No.5938738 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I also had to suck dick to get a shot in America just like Tozawa.
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Hieracon - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 02:45:03 EST ID:ymFXau95 No.5939193 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will Main Event the next Pyongyang International Sports and Culture Festival for Peace.
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Donald Trump - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 03:44:18 EST ID:GS0hZF5m No.5939210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will #30 at the Royal Rumble
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Stacy Carter - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 03:49:05 EST ID:pTKlcasz No.5939211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5939210

I don’t believe for a moment this is RNG, but even if it is, I will already have entered at no. 27 and will be going on to win.
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Sirelda - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 04:17:56 EST ID:MBjQ943b No.5939215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5939210
There is no way this is rng, kek. Anyway not sure if I got a new one already but I'm eliminating this guy and joining sanity
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Beastie - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 04:18:47 EST ID:qpB7mOMV No.5939216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have a huge collection of hentai that I post frequently in the /h/ board.
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Cassandro - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:22:56 EST ID:XHOifUpT No.5939239 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will ruin the first ever women's Royal Rumble when I run in nude and butt fuck the last remaining entrant and throw them over the top rope, winning it all.
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El Oriental - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:33:04 EST ID:ig0GzzZA No.5939242 Ignore Report Quick Reply
because of my deep respect for wrestling I'm about to unveil my new finisher: a 450 corkscrew splash from which I immediately stand and yell "Yeah baby"
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Shocker - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:45:40 EST ID:rK2kaa8X No.5939249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I Will Windows the G1 climax but lose the Briefcase to Yoshi Hashi after a scandal
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Shocker - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 05:49:56 EST ID:rK2kaa8X No.5939250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5939249
*Win
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Tomko - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 09:19:41 EST ID:icaHApbb No.5939287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
To stop Rusev Day from being over, Vince will sent me in to squash them for weeks.
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Jay Lethal - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 10:13:01 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5939306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll win the non-Rumble world title shot against Brock, AJ or whoever at Fastlane.
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Meng - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 11:43:51 EST ID:5HuV0NGC No.5939348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will turn heel (or superheel) when I firebomb a synagogue live on Raw
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Kamala - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 21:37:59 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5940507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Next big embarrassing DUI or domestic violence case right here baby!
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Mad Man Pondo - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 21:49:03 EST ID:BcUlPdcB No.5940533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll provide backing vocals on Elias' first album.
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Naomichi Marufuji - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 21:54:01 EST ID:atehvbdb No.5940539 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If WWE doesn't let Bryan wrestle, I will be the next victim of his curse.
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Ultimate Spider Jr. - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 22:15:02 EST ID:8SMO0kTM No.5940562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be involved on a major sexual scandal this year.
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Archibald Peck - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 22:29:08 EST ID:vFTqV3lF No.5940587 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5940562
I'll be part of it
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Rhino - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 22:48:13 EST ID:ilZtNjTf No.5940597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
During a backstage interview of Monday Night Raw there will be loud sounds heard. The camera crew will follow the sound and open a door to find me pounding Nia Jax in her big fat juicy ass as she screams my name.
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Hector Garza - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 07:54:19 EST ID:j6xPp+QV No.5940819 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will unintentionally win the Rumble when the guys who are supposed to be the final 2 accidentally fall out the ring like morons.
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Charly Malice - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 09:46:15 EST ID:8zWNrvzW No.5940862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will get Wellness'd this year before WM
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Paul Heyman - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 11:48:09 EST ID:gl+pwHt7 No.5940939 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932763
i will interfere in the triple threat and cost brock the title
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Lance Storm - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 14:45:55 EST ID:VtapobFd No.5941100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5940597
I'll be filming it.
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The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Iaukea - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 14:55:41 EST ID:YEOI6tV2 No.5941107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I did a video for ultimate surrender

I lost
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Boddy Roode - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 16:16:19 EST ID:XqzJxhLe No.5941165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It will be revealed that I am the real son of Kurt Angle and Jason Jordan was just trying to steal my spotlight.
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Zema Ion - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 22:40:59 EST ID:iVTU26ch No.5941544 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5938504

I will be revealed as the imposter Rey Mysterio, starting a global invasion of Rey Mysterio imposters in every wretling company or event.
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Xavier Woods - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 23:53:55 EST ID:glJe1uSk No.5941574 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to debut on RAW next week and fuck Mia Kalifa and Anri Okita simultaneously in the ring while I sing to Kenny Omega's theme song on the mic.
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Tori - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 01:04:40 EST ID:TjWF5hbT No.5941596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will finally retire Undertaker at Wrestlemania (last 2 numbers of my post)
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Prince Nana - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 02:19:03 EST ID:LW4OyVzN No.5941617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932763
I was supposed to be #30 at the Rumble and win. But overslept and missed the show so WWE hastingly putting things together on the spot choose RNG 30 posts after this one.
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Big Daddy V - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 04:27:38 EST ID:u+FchEJ9 No.5941645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just before Vince McMahon dies, I will buy WWE from him just so Triple H won't be in charge. It's revenge for that one time he buried me.
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Big Daddy V - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 04:28:37 EST ID:u+FchEJ9 No.5941646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5941645
Well this took a pretty messed up turn.
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Rikidozan - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 05:06:23 EST ID:yFhV81ZI No.5941654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I sold PEDs to Roman Reigns.
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Devil Masami - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 05:07:43 EST ID:AIn5HT/D No.5941655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am winning this year's Royal Rumble.
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Chainz - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 08:39:29 EST ID:8SMO0kTM No.5941687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I pretend to be nice these days but I was the baddest nigga from my hood back then.
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Scott Hall - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 09:58:23 EST ID:gwvQN9Qs No.5941703 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be take over as referee after a ref bump in the next Wrestlemania main event and screw over the face.
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Taz - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 11:28:39 EST ID:4cxhBa2q No.5941730 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5941703
Sounds good, you and my RNG can reform the nWo
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Necro Butcher - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 11:40:17 EST ID:PlwPCi10 No.5941738 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5941730
I will be the third member.
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Blue Demon - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 11:46:26 EST ID:zF+YnbcR No.5941744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5941738

And I will be the “financial backer”
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Lizmark Jr. - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 11:53:35 EST ID:ekbKJ+g8 No.5941747 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5941744
I'll be the face who inexplicably joins the group after suffering multiple beatdowns and spray paintings
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Blue Panther - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 12:07:14 EST ID:a9vfhGKC No.5941756 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will turn heel/face
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Randy Orton - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 12:08:07 EST ID:VOIUVw1m No.5941757 Ignore Report Quick Reply
At the end of the women's Royal Rumble, I'm going to beat down the winner to set up an intergender match for Wrestlemania.....where I'll go over.
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Rhaka Khan - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 12:08:54 EST ID:p+GdtWiz No.5941759 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll rant forever on twitter about how much I hate Triple H
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Pope D'Angelo Dinero - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 13:09:47 EST ID:kxp48ub+ No.5941787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I’ll be Daniel Bryan’s first opponent after he leaves WWE.
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Day Ruiner Ryan Braddock - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 13:16:20 EST ID:wyd5W6Pf No.5941788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna go off script on Old School Raw about how the McMahons have the blood of dead wrestlers on their hands
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Zema Ion - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 15:50:55 EST ID:iVTU26ch No.5941887 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5941747

I'll be the tryhard who bugs you cool dudes to join because you're so cool, and then become the team jobber
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Player Uno - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 22:14:55 EST ID:4cxhBa2q No.5942168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be at Raw 25 and I'll take a Stone Cold Stunner.
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Luke Gallows - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 23:33:34 EST ID:sGZwff1s No.5942201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I got offered a TNA contract

They couldn't pay me but they said I could pick two things from the TNA store
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Zack Ryder - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 00:00:07 EST ID:8SMO0kTM No.5942212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I slept with Meltz for some stars.
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Ciclope - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 00:04:44 EST ID:0qPMlM4B No.5942214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will sexually assault the RNG below me and be black balled from all promotions besides CZW.
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Rocco Rock - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 00:34:39 EST ID:1gnPWCFn No.5942232 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will replace Shane on Smackdown.
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Chainz - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 00:37:38 EST ID:PLJsXy46 No.5942235 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5942201
kek
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Chris Harris - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 00:41:07 EST ID:a1n9xE+t No.5942238 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Im lookin f'some sweet sweet boy love any way i can get it
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Mark Jindrak - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 01:06:13 EST ID:mtCB+zRA No.5942252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Im gonna put it in Bliss' no-no hole.
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Kyle O'Reilly - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 02:43:28 EST ID:YEOI6tV2 No.5942293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I got my ass kicked by Minoru Suzuki
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One Man Gang - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 02:59:39 EST ID:V7MP5JXb No.5942302 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This might surprise you, but I'm the mind behind the greatest wrestling angles of my era.
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PAC - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 03:19:59 EST ID:ig0GzzZA No.5942313 Ignore Report Quick Reply
next time I come to the ring I'll be wearing a Beherit t-shirt and corpse paint
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Truth Martini - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 03:27:30 EST ID:ZYyPRiB6 No.5942319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5942313

>Neville sacrifices the Cruiserweight Roster to become the true King

Also, my RNG will witness all the brutal sacrifice and will lose a hand. Only to return as an vengeful berserker. Next RNG is my comatose Waifu
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Wifebeater - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 04:09:09 EST ID:7+Jz//E1 No.5942334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5932763
I am going to quit and become an accountant.
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Antonio Honda - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 04:13:03 EST ID:DzOiqhL9 No.5942335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5942319
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Rob Conway - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 05:10:51 EST ID:H3Dk+KTe No.5942359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will lead a NJPW invasion of WWE
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Jake The Snake Roberts - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 05:38:41 EST ID:EJ1v9FXH No.5942402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5942359
Ain't it a sight to see?
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Hornswoggle - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 13:07:36 EST ID:uaLZDjj9 No.5942684 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I work really stiff in the ring because my wife laughs at my tiny penis and won't stop sleeping around.

>>5932793
Also would be awesome.
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Sirelda - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 00:39:25 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5943319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Me and Goldust will team up to bury all the cruiserweights, it will actually sorta get over as a heel act and we'll get our asses kicked at Mania in a ridiculous handicap match.
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Tully Blanchard - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 00:47:07 EST ID:ekB9HX1r No.5943321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not as over as I pretend to be
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Jetta - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 00:54:55 EST ID:rpcnMl3D No.5943328 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm next on Bryan's injury list.
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Day Ruiner Ryan Braddock - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 03:30:40 EST ID:ig0GzzZA No.5943367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my new wrestling gimmick is FGC footsies - I'll try to stand a measured distance from my opponent and spam light jabs and jumps until I'm exhausted and then get pinned
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Bad News Brown - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 04:03:39 EST ID:JaYozsOT No.5943381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
im gonna be revealed in shoot to be the reincarnated jesus christ
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GENTARO - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 04:35:28 EST ID:LW4OyVzN No.5943388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I return to WWE only in hopes for actually obtaining [main] title only for WWE to finally get Roman Reigns over, and I am overshadowed by THA BEEG DAWG that Creative forgets that I am signed only to be released 6 months later.
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Zach Gowen - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 05:56:29 EST ID:vHNvpEE1 No.5943416 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will enter the Royal Rumble at number 14 and solidify the superstitions forever when I drop dead in the aisle from a heart attack while running to the ring.
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Chuck Taylor - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 06:18:38 EST ID:uBePMJom No.5943422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am gonna feud with Goldust on 205 Live regardless of my weight
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Pedro Morales - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 06:37:06 EST ID:f0nUTbLe No.5943430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5943422
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Buddy Rogers - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 08:23:45 EST ID:KgrvAXxe No.5943470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am the reason Kirt deleted /pol/
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Kyle O'Reilly - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 08:33:46 EST ID:YEOI6tV2 No.5943476 Ignore Report Quick Reply
im gay
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Giant Baba - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 15:26:07 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5944451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll have the next Rusev Day style gimmick that gets unplanned freakishly over and it'll ruin the 2019 Royal Rumble.
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Mister Toad !SsYwTDHDIY - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 15:29:32 EST ID:fOc+j9yv No.5944453 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5943476

Plausible.


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