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Best Trek Ships by Admiral Adama - Mon, 22 Aug 2016 04:01:09 EST ID:7TQMqrln No.55848 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Rekelen - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 12:50:16 EST ID:ZYIEvzVd No.58057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
All those bussard collectors and decoy nacels. It wouldn't actually go any faster but it'd be pretty good at running away from battle.

"Captain they've damaged the left nacelle"
"Which one"
"2 and 5"
"Okay, well we have 10 left, take us out of here"
Guinan - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 13:33:54 EST ID:SrNFe1P0 No.58058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Go to warp 1
>Warp field gets insanely tangled and ship gets torn apart into a fine mist

And nothing of value was lost
Jennifer Sisko - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 15:11:29 EST ID:KikjBBjU No.58059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nah man, its a Starfleet trick. Those things arn't Nacelles, their the space equivalent of ICBM launchers. Level the Changling Homeworld from the comfort of DS9
Hadley - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 15:26:36 EST ID:NsYbbNZU No.58061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Who is this person who looks at beautiful, elegant starfleet ship designs and is like 'you know, this would be better if I just shit right all over it.'
Raven Overcoming Orchid !Tz0ULG.7to - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 01:26:29 EST ID:axyiWrn1 No.58067 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You'd have to ask the person who took the time to combine kits for completely different ships.

Star Trek: The Next Voyager by Broik - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 17:22:41 EST ID:syC+oe3F No.57844 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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In an alternate reality, in 'Encounter at Farpoint' right after Q goes on about how 'your current predicament will be challenging enough' and they return the Enterprise is whisked away by a displacement wave and lands at the Caretaker array in the Delta quad. Or maybe instead the journey to farpoint is about testing the Traveler's warp field experiment and they get stuck in the DQ like they almost got stuck in triangulum/the end of the universe.

However you want to think about it, TNG and the Enterprise-D crew's adventures become about crossing the Delta Quadrant, which we will assume contains all the same stuff more or less. Beyond the general ribbing we can get about how much better this show would be than Voyager in general, let's just imagine what it would be like, what characteristics from TNG would have to cross over, etc.

>>Q would still introduce them to the Borg, but more like 'hey idiots this thing is like right over there ready to kill you'
>>Maybe they would pick up Guinan near the El-Aurian homeworld instead of as a distant refugee?
>>.......would there still be Neelix?
>>Klingon couldn't have his redemption arc, and a lot of character's arcs would be effective (the Lore/Soong arc as well)
How would individual characters mature differently dealing with Kazon/Borg/Hirogen shenanigans instead?

Would Picard and Ensign Ro have fucked as giant salamanders? Would Geordi have gotten the ship frozen in time and have to resurrect everyone using Data's severed, frozen head? These are questions the people need answered!
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Chulak - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 07:40:43 EST ID:6C6kcMFd No.58042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, but Voyager never captured the same frontier spirit, and especially not the frontier spirit it implied with its setting. And TNG did the same thing. There's a clear line of character development and us learning about alien cultures throughout the show. We start with "it's been a long time" when we first see the Romulans (with Romulan Dukat), but we end up with Picard strolling around on Romulus.

The Kazon could have been interesting, but like everything in Voyager they were handled wrong. They were just discount Klingons. I liked the Vidiians, because they were a mundane villain that made sense. I've said in this thread that my head canon is that they're a collection of species who all have the same disease, rather than just one species. I see them like I see the Dominion and the Borg, a "Dark Federation" that echoes some of the Federation's principles, but applies it all wrong. Hirogen were pretty cool, too. One of Voyager's villain species that I can't really level any criticism at. Maybe a little cliché, with the hunting, and how do they sustain a warp powered cultured like that, but hey, this is Trek. Talaxians and Ocampa honestly seemed like the one-off species that massively overstayed their welcome. We don't learn a whole lot about them, honestly. We know Ocampa are mayflies and seemingly engineered to go extinct, and that Talaxians have developed some kind of annoyance-based self defense mechanism, but for all Neelix talks about "Talaxian culture" (which just seems to be everything he likes, no matter how retarded) we don't learn a lot about their values, customs, etc. beyond Neelix's folksy nonsense. Not that I mind, because both these species were annoying, and clearly just made up because "we need some native crewmembers". Malon were OK, because sometimes they got a human face. A bit on the nose with the space environmentalism, I suppose. Species 8472 I don't like. They embody the failure of Voyager to me. Voyager just had to come with a bigger threat than the Borg, and then have their crew slap it aside with insulting ease. In my experience, it's the most immature members of the fandom who…
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Li Nalas - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 00:15:19 EST ID:NUbxvEoE No.58050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>what the Gamma Quadrant looked like before the Dominion started operating
I've wanted a dedicated Star Trek 4x game for so long. Why have they slept on this. There are mods for existing games, and Stellaris can provide a decent Trek-like experience on its own.

But I'd love to be able to boot up a game as the Krenim, develop temporal based weapons to the extreme and conquer the fucking galaxy. Make sure you protect Anorax's home colony though, or a special gameplay mechanic can cause your empire and portions of neighboring empires to randomly get bigger and smaller due to his temporal fuckery.
Hadley - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 15:33:01 EST ID:NsYbbNZU No.58062 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wish this would exist too, but it's just a numbers game. 4X is one of the most niche game genres, so it's a very small market to sell to. Going with a licensed property that will mainly only draw Trek fans means you're taking an even smaller piece of the already small 4X pie. 4X games are some of the most expensive to make, so their profit margins have always been the most razor thin of all the genres. Paramount/CBS HATE losing money on Trek, which is why they always only go with whatever is the biggest, loudest, and has the largest potential draw. Add all that up, it'll never happen (unless fans just do it.)
Cmdr. Williams - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 21:23:01 EST ID:6C6kcMFd No.58063 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The era of Trek games is over. And I'm sad to say it was mostly pissed away on mediocre stuff. 15 years ago you could sneeze and get the Trek license for some abortion of a product. A bunch of them were pretty good, but most were struggling to touch mediocre. The good just drowned in that sea, especially as it seems no-one noticed, not even gamers. You don't hear praise for Elite Force or Klingon academy the same way you hear it for Jedi Knight, or KotOR, to name that other "Star" franchise.

In the end, I don't think Trek needs a 4X game, unless people are willing to make it very unique indeed. I think Trek needs an RPG. Or rather, needed.

But the Trek label lends itself extremely well to the RPG genre. STO provides a little hint of what it could be, but I'm thinking much more along the lines of The Witcher, Mass Effect (only the first one), Deus Ex, even TES. A single player experience with strong characters, decisions that alter the path of the story, and a focus on "soft" problem solving.
Commander Tomalak - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 22:29:24 EST ID:NUbxvEoE No.58066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I mean, the whole Trek Universe is practically set up as a 4x game as it is. It's so ripe for the pickings. Creating a cohesive, interesting universe is the hardest part of making a good video game. With Trek, you have 3 different eras worth of technology established. You have 700+ episodes/movies worth of ideas for events, crises, anomalies, technologies, dilemmas, conundrums etc that could be expanded into game mechanics or events or missions. You have defined ethics and traits for your big species and also plenty of unknown space to improvise and exercise some of your own creativity.

I agree with >>58062's point that it likely isn't thought of for business reasons. Though I think if they did a good enough job they could win over

Slash pairings by Subcommander Almak - Tue, 13 Dec 2016 19:05:06 EST ID:+5hgZe3l No.57323 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Who do you think is the top with these two?
Is it the Chief with his grizzled, world-weary man's manliness, or Bashir with his refined sensibilities and augment powers?

Personally I think it's the Chief ramming that creamy mocha-colored ass every night, perhaps after a rousing sortie against the Jerries?

Let's bring out other slash pairings of crew members and speculate on their relationships, much to the cringing of all.
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Lon Suder - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 09:24:45 EST ID:UKKS3Tki No.57610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also getting mad at gayness on 420chan. What next?
Weyoun 8 - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 15:47:33 EST ID:17x1fDf5 No.57616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that's my new headcanon.
Section 31 - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 15:12:26 EST ID:2S6V/6gV No.58060 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Nah, O'Brien sits in a corner and watches Bashir bang a holographic version of Cakehole, all the while in real life Cakehole is off banging randoms she meets on the promenade during the 3 hours that Miles and Julian are off on their "adventures".
Cmdr. Erika Benteen - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 22:02:37 EST ID:SfiMcBo4 No.58064 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you should see /wooo/
Simon Tarses - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 22:25:50 EST ID:5ockzHQp No.58065 Ignore Report Quick Reply
or /b/ in the mornings
every morning the past few days it's been 100% pol threads and sometimes even blatant disdain for drug users.

Bump when Watching III by Joseph Sisko - Sun, 03 Apr 2016 18:28:41 EST ID:CtWKbnGU No.53706 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Stumbled across Samaritan Snare and realized we did not have a BWW thread as of late.

>We need things that make us go

Always loved the Pakleds, first for the obvious nod in the name (pack-led) and that they are basically space autists

Anyway, bump whenever you are watching star trek or see it on somewhere.
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Jean-Luc Picard - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 03:26:08 EST ID:xuBcumf2 No.58051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Dinner Dash: Enterprise
>Replicate. Serve. Delicious.
>Gordon Ramsay's Replicator Malfunctions
>Tritanium Chef
Menos - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 12:15:03 EST ID:JpsWdQPO No.58052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I can't bring myself to watch old episodes anymore. I've watched them all through so many times and memories of the eras they represent come flowing back to me like PTSD. Some good (Star Trek TNG era) some bad (Voyager era, enterprise era) but not having to do with anything in particular except my own life.

I feel sad when I think that there probably won't be a new Star Trek series that isn't just a remake of an old one. I think that Gene would have wanted new content to be produced with the same spirit of going boldly into the unknown, representing new things that people did not understand in their modern life in the form of alien encounters, etc, that sort of thing.

"There are not enough aliens on this show!" I recall Gene saying once about TNG (which fixed itself soon afterwards). I feel that there are not enough aliens in new Sci-fi shows being produced, it's all about gritty realism or marketable "dark" space horror thematic bullshit.

NB Just my two-cents. I am hard to please. I will probably watch ENT later this week anyway because it's the series I've watched the least.
Corporal Chang - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 12:53:57 EST ID:6C6kcMFd No.58053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude... why the horrible loli guro?
Gul Darhe'el - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 16:15:46 EST ID:DnsI5ZDb No.58054 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cleary he's distressed over the lack of new Trek.
Turanj - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 18:16:41 EST ID:ZYIEvzVd No.58055 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah but that image is worse than Rascals fanfic.

Your All-Franchise All Star Crew by Shinsookie - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 22:35:44 EST ID:aFhEZLpl No.57961 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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We've all had this discussion before, it's part of being a Trek fan, but I'm curious what my fellow viewers and assorted Taimafolk have to say right now.

>CO) Captain Jean-Luc Picard
  • Why? He's the epitome of the wise leader. Diplomat at his best, warrior when required. His family line meant everything to him but he willingly sacrificed his chances for romance and children in order to stay in the captain's chair. I admired Janeway's mama bear drive to drag her crew home on her back, I loved Sisko's more forceful way of leading, but it still goes to Picard.

>XO) Commander William Riker
  • This was a hard one, because Riker and Kira were both very interesting characters who capably saved the day when their COs were otherwise engaged. But the simple fact that Riker was Picard's understudy makes him the winner.

>Chief Engineer) Commander Charles "Trip" Tucker III
  • I like O'Brien a lot, Geordie had his moment, but Trip was in a lot of ways the heart and soul of Enterprise. His character was so well done Television Without Pity named their award for "best character in an otherwise bad show" the Trip Tucker Award.

>Chief Medical Officer) Doctor Phlox
  • This was a tough one, as I LOVED the EMH and I enjoyed Bashir, but Phlox's role as the outsider on humanity's first warp 5 vessel was well done. He had his very silly moments, yes, but those weren't all we saw of him. He knew when it was go time and he could be a consummate professional. Compare Billingsley's acting as Phlox against Philips' acting as Neelix. Both cheerful outsider characters, but Phillips never knew when to show Neelix's competent and darker side, which to him simply becoming a joke. I also enjoyed how, when Archer was struggling with an ethical dilemma, he often sought advice from Phlox.

>Chief Science Officer) Jadzia Dax
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Ensign Hogan - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 10:18:04 EST ID:lUhCVV8J No.58043 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Who is more slappable, Andy Dick or Wesley Crusher?
EMH MARK 2 - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 12:12:55 EST ID:KikjBBjU No.58044 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wesley Crusher didn't indirectly cause the death of Phil Hartman.
Syrran - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 15:01:30 EST ID:q3XMUiXr No.58045 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would never hit Andy Dick, he is the greatest troll of all time. A troll that must be respected.

"He's standing there with liqueur dripping down his chin and he says, 'I put the Phil Hartman hex on you, you're the next one to die,'" said Lovitz. "And he's smiling, and my blood just went to my head. I wanted to smash him, but if I hit him he would have gone flying into the table behind him. He was really drunk."
Ensign Hogan - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 15:37:10 EST ID:lUhCVV8J No.58046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would slap him across his stupid Dick face.
Senator Tal'aura - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 19:37:19 EST ID:KikjBBjU No.58049 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That fucking RNG.

Herbert by Seven of Nine - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 09:40:23 EST ID:dV0i2NZn No.58018 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Trekkie: person who likes star trek.

Herbert: person who claims to like star trek, but never actually watched it.
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Douglas Pabst - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 22:08:53 EST ID:SfiMcBo4 No.58030 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>the Star Treks never visit the Spider Planet
Corporal R Richards - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 13:37:57 EST ID:sQLio0UG No.58038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
okay, have fun in eden!
KC Hunter - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 05:32:17 EST ID:7e7M3PkH No.58041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Does such a person exist?
Nanpart Malor - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 16:30:20 EST ID:NsYbbNZU No.58047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think, with the OP pic in mind, OP is specifically getting in a jab at people who claim to like Star Trek, but have never watched *Star Trek*, as in TOS. Which is actually probably quite a few, people who are only familiar with the TNG era or, god forbit, jjshit
Chulak - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 16:44:50 EST ID:6C6kcMFd No.58048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They're mostly the casual viewers. People like my sister, who watch it as just another show. A show they like, but not one they think is special.

What would you have made instead of Insurrection? by Jack Crusher - Sat, 30 Jul 2016 14:17:00 EST ID:k5sRUJT7 No.55392 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Something that I have been wondering for quite a while. Why did they make Insurrection?

I mean, it had almost nothing to do with anything and had a message that had been told much better in non-Trek stuff. I mean, Picard himself had assisted with forced relocations before without too many qualms (See "Journey's End")

So, what would you have liked to see instead, anything Trek related. I mean, would you have done a different movie with the TNG cast? Maybe do one final TOS film? Gone through with the original idea of it being a film all about Q? Done something with the DS9 crew?

I personally always thought that they should have used it as a nice cross-over, bringing Sisko, Picard and Janeway together for something, maybe to do with the Dominion War. Maybe have a bit where Voyager temporarily makes it back to the Alpha Quadrant for a little time and explain how Voyager managed to use 123 of their "irreplaceable" 38 Photon Torpedo complement.

I kinda like the idea of Defiant, Enterprise-E and Voyager just having crippled the bad guys ship, but at the cost of their own, when the bad guy opens a portal to escape to the Delta Quadrant. Naturally, Picard is like "Someone needs to follow them back to the Delta Quadrant and stop them. Enterprise is best equipped for this mission. We'll see you when we get back in 70 years." Before suddenly they get disabled by a few shots from Voyager with Janeway going "Can't let you do that, Captain. We've been trapped in the Delta Quadrant for a long time, we can handle ourselves, but the Federation needs her flagship here to fight the Dominion."

So, let's hear what you would have done in the late 90's.
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Jossen - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 05:40:10 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.57751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There is also S3:EP2 Ensings of command

He sends his killer android to remove people who literally spilt blood claiming the land. Though there were aliens coming to murder them and a starfleet treaty with said aliens... on second thought, it's the same episode you said minus the don't remove native minotiries theme.
Nurse Jabara - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 06:13:16 EST ID:2CjFaDB+ No.57753 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's one thing I have noticed in TNG that kind of irks me: The Federation is very careful with the rights and wishes of minority groups, but generic Federation humans/humanoids get the shaft an awful lot. The moment they're considered part of the ingroup by the Federation they're expected to make sacrifices they often don't really want to make.

And that's how you get the Maquis. This is another one of those things that really shows how brilliant and necessary DS9 was.
Captain Shelby - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 08:43:49 EST ID:/v2iRwaA No.57754 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Vulcans will come by soon. When they do, THE TERRAN EMPIRE BEGINS! "Board their ship, take everything g you can!"

I'm pretty sure this was established as the origin of one of the series' mirror universe episodes. Making a First Contact out of it would be pretty sweet though.
Kessick - Wed, 25 Jan 2017 19:59:55 EST ID:syC+oe3F No.57763 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's the teaser to part one of 'In a Mirror, Darkly' in ENT. Don't get too excited though, it's mostly just footage from the movie with a closeup of a shotgun going off and some dudes yelling cut in.
Section 31 - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 12:47:58 EST ID:2S6V/6gV No.58036 Ignore Report Quick Reply

They should have just ran the Frakes/Sirtis Insurrection commentary in theatres. Will's Erection > Insurrection

TNG nostalgia goggles by Dr. Mora Pol - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 00:10:48 EST ID:PKjpxs1L No.57896 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Mordoc - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 16:21:57 EST ID:KikjBBjU No.58000 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thats a bit of an exaggeration.
Vice Admiral Leyton - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 18:47:31 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.58001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Patty Stew rocks but Avery Brooks is my muhfuggin nigga dude
Dude exists outside of spacetime as THE MOTHERFUCKING SISKO MOTHERFUCKING SAVIOR OF THE QUADRANT AND GOD DAMNED STAR-CHILD OF ALL CONSCIOUSNESS, obviously some dive-bar tier meedwench from a defunct backwater civilization that couldn't even stand up to the space-Macintosh empire wouldn't understand his machinations
Jossen - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 20:16:09 EST ID:dV0i2NZn No.58002 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>Stewart is not a stage actor

are you fucking trolling?
Ezri Dax - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 13:37:13 EST ID:PKjpxs1L No.58022 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I said Stewart isn't a GOOD stage actor.
Ensign Vorik - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:21:04 EST ID:NsYbbNZU No.58024 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>I said Stewart isn't a GOOD stage actor.
>>are you fucking trolling?

Vulcan Genitalia by DaiMon Bractor - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 01:38:05 EST ID:AdxOeoX4 No.55476 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ever Wondered what a vulcan dingus looks like? Ever wanted a history of the speculation on what the vulcan penis looks like?

If the answer to either question is yes, you're in luck:
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Vekma - Thu, 26 Jan 2017 07:00:19 EST ID:LFSOWHmW No.57775 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Vulcan Sexy Fingers
Gul Dukat - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 21:05:27 EST ID:SY0gC1Wn No.57957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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im fucking dying
I.G. Tarah - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 10:46:04 EST ID:hsZ22Rg+ No.57973 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So Cardie dicks are sheathed, right? Asking for a friend.
Guinan - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 13:29:10 EST ID:4X53I0XV No.57974 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Pic related is the man to ask about that
Tavek - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 16:03:29 EST ID:zsuUhNCG No.58009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Of course they are. In multiple, treacherous layers. Some layers are disguised as something else (perhaps a vulva, for example), even, to fool and deter reproduction with those who lack sneaky intelligence. Cardassians hide the truth of everything, it is rare to witness the actual form of their manhood.

GUINAN'S HEADCANON GENERAL by Guinan - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:45:40 EST ID:RHNGWoY0 No.57642 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi there. This is Guinan. I spend a lot of time listening to people talk about all kinds of shit, and also I make some pretty great drinks. But today, and hopefully every day until I get sick of it, I'm going to do something else.

First off, I'd like to explain. When I think about what really makes this place special is that the way memes blossom is in headcanons. I've been listening and over my years here I've heard some interesting headcanon, I'd like to share some. For many, these headcanon(s) will be familiar, mostly

For those who have not yet trekk'd all of the Star trek there is to Trek beware, for spoilers abound:

1In Star Trek Generations, Picard enters the Nexus. We are made to think that he leaves, but as I imply in my (Guinan's) dialog in the movie, no one really leaves the Nexus.. that is of course how I get (at least some) of my temporal powers which helped in episodes such as Yesterday's Enterprise. The truth is that any thought of leaving the Nexus could lead to a complex hallucinatory fantasy of leaving it, only coming to realize it was all an illusion.

Therefore all the TNG movies are hallucinations in the edge of reality in the planes of existence where man becomes Q and action picard was just jean luc's way of coping with the death of his family line now that his brother and nephew were dead and he was without child

2Unless Wesley was actually Picard's bastard child and he 'accidentally' put Beverly's be-stallion'd husband into harm's way to get rid of him

3Also in regards to the Nexus, someone in another thread once revealed to me the most glorious of truths, that Kirk's exploits against 'God' in Star Trek V at the center of the galaxy were actually a nexus fantasy

4Whenever there's a captain's log entry that's only a voiceover while the ship flies past the camera, the captain is actually taking a shit, that's why they changed it from the more formal 'blog' that had been used for several centuries to the archaic word-form 'log', as an immature joke allowed due to its history in earthen naval tradition
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Ishka Moogie - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 05:56:37 EST ID:jLk28Rqz No.57932 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's my head canon that in ENT, Shran doesn't know black people are human. After all, there are no black Andorians, and I don't recall seeing a black Vulcan in ENT, or any other black Vulcan than Tuvok. But Shran calls humans "pinkskins", which seems to indicate that he does not think Mayweather is human. So what does he think? That black people are a client species of mankind? If we take that and run with it, maybe Shran's misunderstanding is partly responsible for the founding of the Federation, because internally he reasoned that mankind had already integrated one species, so maybe they weren't full of shit about peace and tolerance, like the Vulcans.
Guinan - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 08:26:25 EST ID:cR6S8W8N No.57934 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hahaha this needs to be integrated into reality and acknowledged on-screen, that's how fucking solid this headcanon is. Definitely going in headcanon thread 2 in 2019 when the first one dies
Shakaar Edon - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 13:45:32 EST ID:6jFPavA+ No.57935 Ignore Report Quick Reply

thats... brilliant
Lt. Joseph Carey - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 16:38:37 EST ID:HRHkEC3i No.57936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that's awesome
Valkris - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 03:36:45 EST ID:gF0Iv3Uk No.57950 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Sounds like you applied Occam's Razor and got this result. I approve.

Rick Sanchez by Commander Dolim - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 05:23:01 EST ID:y1BP3bZP No.55793 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How would Rick fair in the Star Trek universe?
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Burt Ryan - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 19:56:04 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.55810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I predict it would end in a showdown between Rick and Q that would tear the galaxy in twain. In the end Rick would use some device to blow up the universe and be left floating alone in the empty space that was left of everything burping about how he won, then Q would poof out of nowhere, start rebuilding the galaxy, and they would both laugh and go in for the most epic brograb ever to behold by beings both sentient and omnipotent.

Also they would go way back in time and make Archer fat.
Guinan - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 21:46:21 EST ID:Y/rBvJIY No.55811 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Fucking gold lol
Helena Rozhenko - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 22:33:11 EST ID:+5hgZe3l No.55815 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Kai Opaka - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 22:33:48 EST ID:siczhJsP No.55816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I bet Rick would lead the Enterprise on an epic wild goose chase.
Also, all the posts in this thread are gold. An other prime example of why /1701/ is the best board in all of 420chan.
Guinan - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 00:03:22 EST ID:cR6S8W8N No.57927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Picture is the opposite I feel about this thread from way back in 2016

Star Trek Waifu/Husbando Thread by DaiMon Bok - Thu, 22 Dec 2016 22:38:02 EST ID:Mo/cULC+ No.57459 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, Star Trek '09 is mediocre, and Into Darkness is terrible. But I actually quite liked Beyond.

And I have never waifu'd as hard as I do for Jaylah. Holy shit. I felt like a teenage girl in a crush in the theater, and I've watched the movie twice since then and not felt any different.

>mfw "I do not know what is a welcome mat"

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K'Ehleyr - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 04:40:07 EST ID:0ZbRzUd0 No.57750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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dat potato chin
Gaila - Mon, 30 Jan 2017 08:14:29 EST ID:9ZzCz+KL No.57814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
She was annoying as fuck to me. The whole movie was written in an annoying way.
Guinan - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 01:02:58 EST ID:RHNGWoY0 No.57840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
JJ Abrams pls go
Legate Turrel - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 07:49:36 EST ID:eYlFtKzK No.57841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the only things out of the entire kelvin timeline worth keeping are:

the Borg(/elachi hyprid) Tech used to make the Nerada that abomination; because it gets used in STO on a D'D and produces a way more scary foe

and the justification for Nero's name from the novelisation, because it means Sela's actual name is Alice and she can't let go of it
DaiMon Bok - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 01:16:02 EST ID:T9o5ymNT No.57870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dominatrix worthless whiny bitch

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