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Let's talk about how shitty Star Trek's merch is. by Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Sat, 01 Dec 2018 18:31:33 EST ID:7hZAtms2 No.66414 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Action figures are the worst of all of it. I searched to see if there were any Trek figures made by McFarlane Toys, and there's a Kirk as well as a Picard. Both are awesome as I expected, but that's it besides a few collectibles here and there. Most action figures look like 1950s low effort 5 year old's toys.

There an't even Lego sets for fuck's sake. So much of Trek's problems have to do with who owns the rights to what. The fanbase is a bunch of fucking nerds; you'd think they'd have a decent amount of McFarlane quality figures or some highly detailed mini statues or something. God damn.
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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Tue, 12 Mar 2019 23:21:23 EST ID:7hZAtms2 No.66704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jesus christ.
DaiMon Birta - Tue, 12 Mar 2019 23:57:42 EST ID:bOlOhkyn No.66705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
c list characters don't get their picture on the card
Jaresh-Inyo - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 01:57:04 EST ID:gOUFeB9G No.66829 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you know people are warming up to the star wars prequels now that disney is pumping out raw sewage. ENT may always be on the bottom but at least that bottom isn't going any lower as the new content isn't even considered real trek much less as canon.

If you asked me ot rank up treks I'd go:

ENT isn't even that bad compared to B sci fi at the time. The only thing you can really hold against it is that more people didn't end up on star gate. If you were worth a shit in sci fi at the time you got a one off on star gate. Even the man they call Jane got an epsiode of SG1. Only Tucker got the best villain roll for Atlantis.

KRRR.T by Legate Kell - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 21:35:27 EST ID:Ld8N1Crg No.66792 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Kirt made all gifs automatically resize and autoplay. Post em'.
User was banned for this post
User was banned by: Therm0ptic for 01 minutes
Reason: All of my current gifs are already resized for 420chan's sake. Fuck.
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Dmitri Valtane - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 11:43:43 EST ID:byRgzBbN No.66813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Gul Evek - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 12:05:42 EST ID:8Tu6WKEq No.66814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jaresh-Inyo - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 01:36:05 EST ID:gOUFeB9G No.66828 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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im going to enjoy this.

Make Your Own Episode by Q - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 21:23:47 EST ID:0KyxXOfA No.66738 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Say you gained access to a Holodeck and you could essentially make your own custom Star Trek episode with all of the original actors, or even new ones. What would your ideal episode be about? Which crew would it feature? Would you try to write an episode about the Guardian at the edge of forever into TNG? Maybe make a mirror universe TNG episode? Or would you say fuck all of that and make your own trek series. What would you do Anon?

I'll start:
A female of some suitably repugnant race is pregnant. A DNA test reveals that the father is one William Riker. However, Will maintains that he wasn't the culprit, so it must have been Thomas Riker. The remainder of the episode is a reverse custody battle in court, as both Rikers try to prove they didn't fuck the chick, both to save themselves the embarrassment and to get out of paying child support.
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Darlene Kursky - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 11:47:27 EST ID:igNR+dmN No.66819 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Someone give this man a job storyboarding
Lt. JG Ayala - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 13:04:08 EST ID:7e/aHSEV No.66820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Rom and Quark are trapped on a pre-warp civilization planet which just underwent a successful communist revolution. Rom wants to stay.
Jaresh-Inyo - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 01:33:02 EST ID:gOUFeB9G No.66827 Ignore Report Quick Reply
cassidy makes Ben put all his Africa stuff in storage
cassidy want the house on Bajor to be Federation modern and Cisko finds out the pain and suffering the prophets spoke of

in regards to the nipples of star trek characters by thread portfolio - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 20:31:53 EST ID:xrvg1ILa No.66816 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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how do you think that the niplpes of each star trecc look
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Joseph Sisko - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 17:32:08 EST ID:4xG8xdJJ No.66824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There was a thread with photoshopped bossoms on various trek characters a while back. (No nipples though)
Lt. Chu'lak - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 19:20:08 EST ID:bJrisuWk No.66825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
boo! fuck working assclowns.
show us the tits
Jaresh-Inyo - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 01:27:49 EST ID:gOUFeB9G No.66826 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>going to a site that has 420 in it on your work pc
>entire section is dedicated to drugs
>yeah but it's work safe

Happy Arbour Day. by Groundskeeper Boothby - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 00:15:44 EST ID:e2Juqy0R No.65279 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Epic first thread stopped bumping so...

The Comic-con trailer for season 2 is up.


>The Orville season 2 kicks off with a two hour season premiere on December 30 at 8pm EDT on Fox.

This post was edited by C_Higgy on 22-07-2018 16:49:24
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Christopher Brynner - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 20:30:31 EST ID:+xWHDIPk No.66752 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah that last one had an extra dose of trek vibes, the comedy seemed to be thrown in just because they had to hit a quota of jokes or some thing. Not that it was bad by any stretch. Just couldn't help but see the various trek episodes this had influence from.
Vash - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 18:26:36 EST ID:Qo4yytmf No.66821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Now that is how you do a good Orville episode. Perfect balance of comedy, relationship shite and light SF.
I.G. Tarah - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 01:54:05 EST ID:ELEHQr12 No.66822 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i fucken laughed

Bump When Watching IV by C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 08:52:13 EST ID:vBMrFUeP No.64230 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Continuing from the previous thread >>53706, bump when watching Star Trek.

If ya smell what Tsunkatse is cookin’
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Furel - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 22:42:07 EST ID:tV2HVxk5 No.66804 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>found out that one of my local tv networks play all the star trek shows nightly, including deep space nine

not gonna be missing my satellite tv
Three of Five - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 02:36:57 EST ID:H/sQoFtX No.66809 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Of all the stories they could have rolled with, Paramount chose THIS!? I'm still mad and this movies pisses me off every time I see it. Soundtrack was nice though.
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 15:43:02 EST ID:7hZAtms2 No.66815 Report Quick Reply
We do the same thing 24/5. :(

Starship Porn General: Ample Nacelles Edition by Kolo - Mon, 13 Aug 2018 21:40:38 EST ID:xE89lXH+ No.65559 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Beauty shots, action shots, screencaptures, artist renditions, gimme all you've got /1701/!

Star trek, star wars, babylon 5, battlestar galactica, lexx, farscape, the orville, independent concept art, no sci-fi series is excluded cum one cum all!

I want to be able to masterbate for at least 2 hours
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Emperor Sompek - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 21:25:21 EST ID:HeFO2p/X No.66790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>some sort of spinal turbolift or something to get you from end to end at the top and bottom few decks.
Well, like, the Oberth has turbolifts too, man.
Lt. Ro Laren - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 01:54:10 EST ID:owbQBgfa No.66800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If I'm not mistaken the designer said in an interview just about everything was in the forward hull.
Emperor Sompek - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 06:34:42 EST ID:MUJ4M6tq No.66812 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This makes sense if you look at the windows. I imagine the bottom and top "tubes" have transports to the aft where stuff like engineering and cargo is.

Is ST:D canon? by Guinan - Fri, 23 Nov 2018 20:09:14 EST ID:D65nZOLV No.66333 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Let's settle this once and for all:
"Is Star Trek: Discovery actually canonical?"

We are the last U N stallion E D place to discuss Star Trek. Let's unleash our propotionately small, but powerful, opinion
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Vedek Bareil - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 02:16:59 EST ID:ZR416Pa+ No.66807 Ignore Report Quick Reply
but, good sir, you forget.


maybe you just don't get it
Three of Five - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 02:32:42 EST ID:H/sQoFtX No.66808 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I never watched STD. I've been curious about it but from what I've gathered, it's very hit and miss with viewers. I hadn't bothered because I don't wanna pay for a show I probably won't like anyway.
Ardon Broht - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 03:57:52 EST ID:gOUFeB9G No.66810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
kinda makes insaneway seem on the level while also overshadowing Archers obsession with his dog over diplomacy and spare parts. How does one manage making both VOY and ENT better in one move? STD.

did you ever look at an star trek ep and think: hey that's a pretty good star trek ep by thread portfolio - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 06:16:40 EST ID:qZV/Tn5G No.66759 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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if so what was the star trek ep
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Ensign Kashimuro Nozawa - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 19:23:51 EST ID:HeFO2p/X No.66768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my favorite is the one where the ship meets that thing in space and they have to reroute power to fix it
Degra - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 21:53:03 EST ID:mw1AnnTr No.66770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Take Me Out To the Holosuite
Roy Ritterhouse - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 00:18:28 EST ID:bOlOhkyn No.66805 Ignore Report Quick Reply
then there's the one where they find the space thing, and then they fire a beam at it but it doesn't work but then the fire a different color beam at it and it works

ITT: Characters you hate by Broca - Thu, 14 Mar 2019 11:49:09 EST ID:jYqIDab0 No.66721 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Rewatched Paradise recently, this hypocritical bitch is the worst. She's willing to let people die, falsely imprison them, etc all to keep her low tech dystopia going, which would never have started without technology she helped develop. The Star Trek equivalent of a militant vegan who eats GMO soy
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Eliminator Leck - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 19:30:52 EST ID:NWIrh9SS No.66769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think the best villains are ones you mostly hate but can understand. Wynn is great at that because she is a consistent character. All she has ever believed in is herself and the religious organisation but not really the prophets. Her ambition was not to further the prophet's aims but to be their highest servant and she felt she deserved it because she'd done the work and put in the prayer time. Grinding it, going through the motions. What I do like is that she isn't 100% though, she occasionally has a twinge of conscience and when the Pah Wraiths reject her she finally realises that it was always about her being shit.

Except when they go too far I like Dukat. Not just for his boss-ness but that he again had a consistent set of flaws. His mirror was Kira, she was a protagonist a lot of people didn't like but over the series she grows. Her actions as a terrorist were grim and she knows they weren't good acts, she wouldn't change them but hopes no one has to do that again and wants to take a different path whenever she has that option. Dukat however never admits such things, everything he does is glorious and perfect and that's why he never learns. He never even says "I did the least awful thing" and that's what makes him a villain. He refuses to admit anything he did was bad in any way.

DS9 had the best villains largerly but Voyager had Seska though. She reminded me of being in an abusive relationship, the way she manipulates everyone. She was a thoroughly well written piece of shit. She's the only character I hate because it reminds me of some bad times but at the same time that shows how well written she was how real. It underscored how awful Chipotle was though, those people work on the most wretched and vulnerable (and they only last very long if your "support network" is either nonexistent or made up of either people like you who don't know beter or people like her who won't tip their hand, or a mix of all three), that he was a mark is consistent with that idiot in general and he was totally unfit to be first officer. Janeway changed every episode but he was just consistently useless and when he needed to stand up to her …
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Karyn Archer - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 21:57:41 EST ID:yLFBT7xS No.66796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think it was pretty clear they were saying that opposition to GMOs isn't an intrinsic part of vegan philosophy.
Not that no vegans anywhere have ever voiced opposition to GMOs.
Karyn Archer - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 22:03:14 EST ID:yLFBT7xS No.66797 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes, I loved how Dukat's was written, and his consistent rationalizations for what he did. It makes it really easy to see where he was coming from and even sympathize with him a little.

One of the best episodes with him and Kira was Return to Grace, where she takes it upon herself to mentor Dukat's daughter.

STD New Eden by Kessick - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 07:04:12 EST ID:OI3//Vl7 No.66774 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>group of humans is transported to another planet
>years later the federation finds them
>Sorry we can't give you human technology anymore, because that would violate the prime directive

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Q - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 16:11:40 EST ID:0KyxXOfA No.66781 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The Prime Directive is applied however in TNG 5x13 The Masterpiece Society @43:40 it's mentioned that the prime directive doesn't apply to humans. So they retconned it.

As for the episode, it's the most Star-Treky episode of Discovery so far. 5/10.
The Doctor - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 18:33:50 EST ID:HeFO2p/X No.66783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't want to be in the position of defending something so grievously stupid, but in ENT "Terra Nova" even though the PD isn't in effect there is some PD style handwringing over whether they have the right to interfere with their culture even though they're human. So maybe whether or not PD like ideas apply to human cultures specifically is something they evolved on over time. Still this is probably the stupidest thing they could've done. Make an episode deliberately engineered to appeal to core trekkies while trampling over establish trek lore
Pah-wraith - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 19:20:05 EST ID:gOUFeB9G No.66788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it would make no sense to restrict aid to Humans especially considering the Earth government sent them out in the first place. I'd call it it a further explanation rather than a retcon.
Given that the Humans ended up forgetting where they came from it made sense in a way. Most of the time when TNG has a lost colony discovery it depends on the state of the society and power of autonomy from the federation. It's more of a judgement call then a standing directive.

Vidja by Jim Kirk - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 19:28:00 EST ID:lvdGdZQd No.66671 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guides, there’s a video game called Star Trek Timelines that’s really fascinating. You gotta work with Q to rescue good Kahless from evil Kahless and I have Data and Saru in the same shuttle pod right now.
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Captain Blackwood - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 04:19:36 EST ID:4WVh8sFm No.66743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fucking never if there is a god
Joret Dal - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 10:56:50 EST ID:dTJfug78 No.66744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>game recognizes STD as star trek
eww, dropped
Christopher Brynner - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 20:25:12 EST ID:+xWHDIPk No.66751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
new wallpaper acquired.

Join the Tau'Va today! by Por'O T'ros Tsu'jash - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 08:49:29 EST ID:SSkh62hO No.66707 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Greetings, humans,

My name is Por'O T'ros Tsu'jash, of the Water Caste. Rejoice, for today I have come to formally invite you to join the Greater Good, the abandonment of your lesser individual self to help light the way towards the benefit of an entire society!

In the T'au Empire, you will find a greater standard of living than your current quality, with wonderful medicines, hover-transports, drones to make your lives easier, and the knowledge that everything you do serves something beyond yourself!

I beg you, abandon your hypocritical Federation, with its half-followed Directives, who would sooner bargain with Ferengi or Klingon warships as they plunder your frontier worlds than defend them to the last man. There is a better life available to you!

Choose that life.

Choose the Tau'va.

For the Greater Good,
Por'O T'ros Tsu'jash
Water Caste Diplomat
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Jimmy - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 17:02:08 EST ID:i0WF0Hz9 No.66736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You should check this out

Kroot are wilier than you'd think.
DaiMon Bractor - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 22:29:48 EST ID:5SVJcPG+ No.66740 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Eat shit, xeno scum
Subaltern Lorot - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 15:40:55 EST ID:NWIrh9SS No.66748 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not sure what happened but our warp space is safe and friendly and reliable. Our universe is quite delightful. Why don't you sit down and have a nice hot early grey and listen to me play Frere Jacques on my flute instead?

I must say though, power armour is remarkably inefficient, especially in ship to ship combat when we could simply beam it into space. For the resources you use for a few suits we could build a shuttle with photon torpedos which are remarkably effective.

I once gave a speech about us both sitting on destructive arsenals to a Romulan captain but it's just me. I would still prefer not to use it.

We would like those Oberth you attacked back though. This will be your final warning.

>gets his flute out
Replicator, early grey hot.

General Nit-Picking Thread by Q - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 11:34:42 EST ID:Yb42b7BZ No.64899 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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In Voyager season 1 episode 1 there's a fire in sickbay, why didn't the computer erect a forcefield to suffocate the fire like in that TNG episode with the Irish http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Up_The_Long_Ladder_(episode) ?
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Cmdr. Erika Benteen - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 22:12:39 EST ID:bOlOhkyn No.66648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
exploding consoles aren't a bug they're a feature
much of the UFP is about killing people
if you don't get killed you live to be a million like bones so they make everything kill people all the time
Sarpek the Fearless - Thu, 14 Mar 2019 01:42:43 EST ID:+xWHDIPk No.66716 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's probably why they put entire families on the same ship. That sort of thing was not allowed ever again after three brothers died on a single ship during WW2, though it wasn't entire families just service men.
Q - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 14:15:13 EST ID:0KyxXOfA No.66733 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>They don't. That Klingon Captain was just fucking with Picard because he was pissed he was flying into Romanian space without being told why, and why he was doing it for the Federation.

But in DS9 4x15 Sons of Mogh, Worf's brother Kurn berates Worf for sleeping on a soft mattress.

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