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Kolo - Mon, 13 Aug 2018 21:40:38 EST ID:xE89lXH+ No.65559
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Beauty shots, action shots, screencaptures, artist renditions, gimme all you've got /1701/!

Star trek, star wars, babylon 5, battlestar galactica, lexx, farscape, the orville, independent concept art, no sci-fi series is excluded cum one cum all!

I want to be able to masterbate for at least 2 hours
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Rear Admiral Gregory Quinn - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 04:33:29 EST ID:4WVh8sFm No.66874 Ignore Report Reply
and I suppose in a pinch you could focus your shields on your people section if need be

tho I don't see the romulans caring enough to do that, unless a senator was on board or something
Raven Overcoming Orchid !Tz0ULG.7to - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 21:49:37 EST ID:8oJcN9Lv No.66879 Ignore Report Reply
The D'Derex isn't a powerhouse starship, it is at it's deadliest when utilizing it's design to it's fullest (in my headcannon at least).

Diverting that power to the sensors and maneuvering thrusters would probably be more advantageous. We see that a single ship isn't going to be able to detect a D'Derex on it's own. It would take multiple ships running intensive sensor sweeps to even narrow down a quadrant of empty space to take shots in the dark at the ship. Miss by 100 miles or 100 meters it wouldn't matter. With the ship running cold except minimal engines, being able to change it's location even a little bit means you wouldn't be able to trust that an area you checked with a phaser blast is still clear as you check others.

With the open space you would have ship orientations that would present a much smaller profile to single ships, so even if the ship was damaged and only able to partially cloak it's signature, it could hide in a debris field and orient itself to present it's considerable bulk as a small metallic asteroid.
Raven Overcoming Orchid - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 18:49:27 EST ID:mEMeTMJ2 No.66889 Ignore Report Reply
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Oh and check out what was posted on the Starships of the Universe facebook group! The NCC 6969, USS Thicc

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thread portfolio - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 20:31:53 EST ID:xrvg1ILa No.66816
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how do you think that the niplpes of each star trecc look
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Lore - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 12:29:05 EST ID:8Tu6WKEq No.66845 Ignore Report Reply
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well played
Guinan - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 15:51:45 EST ID:b048m/L8 No.66848 Ignore Report Reply
I just realized vulcans have 3 balls. Appreciate you posting this equally horrifying and hilarious image.
Roy Ritterhouse - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 18:29:27 EST ID:4xG8xdJJ No.66887 Ignore Report Reply
Thanks, now I have to ask myself how I can make 3d "art" from that and still be able to post it here.
Would "male cameltoe" imprint on a TNG style spandex cut it?

Let's talk about how shitty Star Trek's merch is. Ignore Report View Thread Reply
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Sat, 01 Dec 2018 18:31:33 EST ID:7hZAtms2 No.66414
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Action figures are the worst of all of it. I searched to see if there were any Trek figures made by McFarlane Toys, and there's a Kirk as well as a Picard. Both are awesome as I expected, but that's it besides a few collectibles here and there. Most action figures look like 1950s low effort 5 year old's toys.

There an't even Lego sets for fuck's sake. So much of Trek's problems have to do with who owns the rights to what. The fanbase is a bunch of fucking nerds; you'd think they'd have a decent amount of McFarlane quality figures or some highly detailed mini statues or something. God damn.
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Cmdr. Peter Harkins - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 13:01:54 EST ID:gOUFeB9G No.66837 Ignore Report Reply
I can't recall any VOY appearances but I'll keep an eye out next time through.
That sounds perfectly terrible.
Brok'tan - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 16:29:35 EST ID:oDV8iW5L No.66838 Ignore Report Reply
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The episode with Brent Spiner is actually pretty good
goddamn jallum
Prinadora - Thu, 28 Mar 2019 22:07:16 EST ID:gOUFeB9G No.66871 Ignore Report Reply
by perfectly terrible I mean the best thing ever.

Make Your Own Episode Ignore Report View Thread Reply
Q - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 21:23:47 EST ID:0KyxXOfA No.66738
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Say you gained access to a Holodeck and you could essentially make your own custom Star Trek episode with all of the original actors, or even new ones. What would your ideal episode be about? Which crew would it feature? Would you try to write an episode about the Guardian at the edge of forever into TNG? Maybe make a mirror universe TNG episode? Or would you say fuck all of that and make your own trek series. What would you do Anon?

I'll start:
A female of some suitably repugnant race is pregnant. A DNA test reveals that the father is one William Riker. However, Will maintains that he wasn't the culprit, so it must have been Thomas Riker. The remainder of the episode is a reverse custody battle in court, as both Rikers try to prove they didn't fuck the chick, both to save themselves the embarrassment and to get out of paying child support.
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Jaresh-Inyo - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 01:33:02 EST ID:gOUFeB9G No.66827 Ignore Report Reply
cassidy makes Ben put all his Africa stuff in storage
cassidy want the house on Bajor to be Federation modern and Cisko finds out the pain and suffering the prophets spoke of
Guinan - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 23:18:12 EST ID:DvGzf4mU No.66843 Ignore Report Reply
The two Cassidy Yates one should be combined into a single episode
Bernardo Calvera - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 13:57:40 EST ID:NWIrh9SS No.66846 Ignore Report Reply
Or they could be spread as B plots across several episodes.

I just realised what I'd REALLY do. I'd have Brian Blessed play a klingon.

Is ST:D canon? Ignore Report View Thread Reply
Guinan - Fri, 23 Nov 2018 20:09:14 EST ID:D65nZOLV No.66333
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Let's settle this once and for all:
"Is Star Trek: Discovery actually canonical?"

We are the last U N stallion E D place to discuss Star Trek. Let's unleash our propotionately small, but powerful, opinion
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Vedek Bareil - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 02:16:59 EST ID:ZR416Pa+ No.66807 Ignore Report Reply
but, good sir, you forget.


maybe you just don't get it
Three of Five - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 02:32:42 EST ID:H/sQoFtX No.66808 Ignore Report Reply
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I never watched STD. I've been curious about it but from what I've gathered, it's very hit and miss with viewers. I hadn't bothered because I don't wanna pay for a show I probably won't like anyway.
Ardon Broht - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 03:57:52 EST ID:gOUFeB9G No.66810 Ignore Report Reply
kinda makes insaneway seem on the level while also overshadowing Archers obsession with his dog over diplomacy and spare parts. How does one manage making both VOY and ENT better in one move? STD.

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Kessick - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 07:04:12 EST ID:OI3//Vl7 No.66774
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>group of humans is transported to another planet
>years later the federation finds them
>Sorry we can't give you human technology anymore, because that would violate the prime directive

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Q - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 16:11:40 EST ID:0KyxXOfA No.66781 Ignore Report Reply
The Prime Directive is applied however in TNG 5x13 The Masterpiece Society @43:40 it's mentioned that the prime directive doesn't apply to humans. So they retconned it.

As for the episode, it's the most Star-Treky episode of Discovery so far. 5/10.
The Doctor - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 18:33:50 EST ID:HeFO2p/X No.66783 Ignore Report Reply
I don't want to be in the position of defending something so grievously stupid, but in ENT "Terra Nova" even though the PD isn't in effect there is some PD style handwringing over whether they have the right to interfere with their culture even though they're human. So maybe whether or not PD like ideas apply to human cultures specifically is something they evolved on over time. Still this is probably the stupidest thing they could've done. Make an episode deliberately engineered to appeal to core trekkies while trampling over establish trek lore
Pah-wraith - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 19:20:05 EST ID:gOUFeB9G No.66788 Ignore Report Reply
it would make no sense to restrict aid to Humans especially considering the Earth government sent them out in the first place. I'd call it it a further explanation rather than a retcon.
Given that the Humans ended up forgetting where they came from it made sense in a way. Most of the time when TNG has a lost colony discovery it depends on the state of the society and power of autonomy from the federation. It's more of a judgement call then a standing directive.

Vidja Ignore Report View Thread Reply
Jim Kirk - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 19:28:00 EST ID:lvdGdZQd No.66671
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Hey guides, there’s a video game called Star Trek Timelines that’s really fascinating. You gotta work with Q to rescue good Kahless from evil Kahless and I have Data and Saru in the same shuttle pod right now.
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Captain Blackwood - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 04:19:36 EST ID:4WVh8sFm No.66743 Ignore Report Reply
fucking never if there is a god
Joret Dal - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 10:56:50 EST ID:dTJfug78 No.66744 Ignore Report Reply
>game recognizes STD as star trek
eww, dropped
Christopher Brynner - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 20:25:12 EST ID:+xWHDIPk No.66751 Ignore Report Reply
new wallpaper acquired.

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Por'O T'ros Tsu'jash - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 08:49:29 EST ID:SSkh62hO No.66707
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Greetings, humans,

My name is Por'O T'ros Tsu'jash, of the Water Caste. Rejoice, for today I have come to formally invite you to join the Greater Good, the abandonment of your lesser individual self to help light the way towards the benefit of an entire society!

In the T'au Empire, you will find a greater standard of living than your current quality, with wonderful medicines, hover-transports, drones to make your lives easier, and the knowledge that everything you do serves something beyond yourself!

I beg you, abandon your hypocritical Federation, with its half-followed Directives, who would sooner bargain with Ferengi or Klingon warships as they plunder your frontier worlds than defend them to the last man. There is a better life available to you!

Choose that life.

Choose the Tau'va.

For the Greater Good,
Por'O T'ros Tsu'jash
Water Caste Diplomat
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Jimmy - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 17:02:08 EST ID:i0WF0Hz9 No.66736 Ignore Report Reply
You should check this out

Kroot are wilier than you'd think.
DaiMon Bractor - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 22:29:48 EST ID:5SVJcPG+ No.66740 Ignore Report Reply
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Eat shit, xeno scum
Subaltern Lorot - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 15:40:55 EST ID:NWIrh9SS No.66748 Ignore Report Reply
I'm not sure what happened but our warp space is safe and friendly and reliable. Our universe is quite delightful. Why don't you sit down and have a nice hot early grey and listen to me play Frere Jacques on my flute instead?

I must say though, power armour is remarkably inefficient, especially in ship to ship combat when we could simply beam it into space. For the resources you use for a few suits we could build a shuttle with photon torpedos which are remarkably effective.

I once gave a speech about us both sitting on destructive arsenals to a Romulan captain but it's just me. I would still prefer not to use it.

We would like those Oberth you attacked back though. This will be your final warning.

>gets his flute out
Replicator, early grey hot.

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Skrain DuThot - Thu, 17 May 2018 20:40:28 EST ID:arXWx8CO No.64600
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you are worst bajoran. you are the bajoran idiot you are the bajoran smell. return to bajor. to our bajor cousins you may come our planit. you may live in the labor camps….ahahahaha ,fedration we will never forgeve you. marquis rascal FUck but fuck asshole bajoran stink fedration starfleece starfloat..bajoran occupation best day of my life. take a bath of dead bajoran..ahahahahahFEDRATION WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget boardr wars hahahahaha idiot bajoran and fedration smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE BAJORAN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. romulus+cardassia+dominon=kill fedration…tuvok alive in Cardassia, tuvok making album of Cardassia,. fast rap tuvok Cardassia. we are rich and have latnum now hahahaha ha because of tuvok… you are ppoor stink bajoran… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
Tuvok alive numbr one #1 in Cardassia….fuck the fedration,..FUCKk ashol bajorans no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and planit. 2vok aliv and real strong wizard kill all the bajoran farm aminal with rap magic now we the Cardassia rule .ape of the zoo captin Ben Sisco fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and fedration wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Cardassia greattst planit
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KEKEKEKEKE - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 09:02:54 EST ID:ksonsFJV No.66658 Ignore Report Reply
anon is me anon is you
Ensign Miral Paris - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 23:07:31 EST ID:+xWHDIPk No.66684 Ignore Report Reply
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good touch with the remove kebab damar.
Lee - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 23:13:26 EST ID:bOlOhkyn No.66691 Ignore Report Reply
yeah there was that one, one about Doctor Who and having two hearts so his dick was twice as hard, one with Hellrazor, one with Ro something like

Lutenant Row yelled hornily at Diana Troy "You will respect my Barjor names"
Diana pushed her boob communicator and called for security, "it's another uppity Bajornan"
Woork transporteored in naked, his giant dick pulsing "Where is the bitch! " he growled with lustful anger
Diana Troy paused "we both are" she said

23²³ Ignore Report View Thread Reply
Guinan - Tue, 03 Apr 2018 01:16:17 EST ID:UiNXXAG4 No.64252
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The number 23 seems to come up quite a lot in Trek... from starbase 23 to things being 23 light years away, it seems to have some sort of Q-tier influence over reality.

So.. what episode 23 is your favorite? Which is the worst? Here's the options:

>TOS: A Taste of Armageddon
>TOS: The Omega Glory
>TOS: All Our Yesterdays
>TNG: Skin of Evil
>TNG: Sarek
>TNG: The Host
>TNG: I, Borg
>TNG: Rightful Heir
>TNG: Emergence
>DS9: Crossover
>DS9: Family Business
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lörs lärä - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 09:03:31 EST ID:ksonsFJV No.66659 Ignore Report Reply
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KEKEKEKEKE - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 09:05:08 EST ID:ksonsFJV No.66662 Ignore Report Reply

The full explanation of all Star Trek fuckery, 196X to Present Day, courtesy of Mirrors Edge. Ignore Report View Thread Reply
Raven Overcoming Orchid !Tz0ULG.7to - Tue, 27 Nov 2018 20:10:51 EST ID:pA4PLfmO No.66371
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There we have it, citizens. We have finally established the particulars of the crime. And now we come to the architect of this tragic affair....

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Biddle Coleridge - Mon, 04 Mar 2019 12:45:44 EST ID:NWIrh9SS No.66621 Ignore Report Reply
I like that he says being retarded is fine being his wife is retarded and she's a pilot and then later on a plane falls out the sky in the background. nb because we're talking about a sci fi much closer to reality the rock is even considering running for pres
Guinan - Mon, 04 Mar 2019 13:07:11 EST ID:D65nZOLV No.66622 Ignore Report Reply
Idiocracy is a great movie that has proven far too close to reality than comfortable, and in only a few short years
Captain Tel-Peh - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 01:30:29 EST ID:5SVJcPG+ No.66631 Ignore Report Reply
>and in only a few short years
Released in '06

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Guinan - Wed, 20 Feb 2019 14:03:31 EST ID:D65nZOLV No.66519
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Warning: Temporal Distortion Detected
Life Support Failure
Warp Core Cointainment Field Critical
Warning: Temporal Distortion Detected
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Guinan - Thu, 28 Feb 2019 21:20:56 EST ID:D65nZOLV No.66600 Ignore Report Reply
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In 'Best of Both Worlds Part II' Riker orders ramming the Borg cube at maximum warp when it seems they are unable to stop it but of course Data saves the day at the very last minute so they don't do it so, I would assume that some momentum carries over even when the warp bubble collapses, especially if you deactivate the inertial dampers at the last minute, turning the entire crew into mush

Of course in Star Trek, most decent sized starships indivisually have the power to destroy all life on a planet so long as they have enough power and time
Burt Ryan - Thu, 28 Feb 2019 21:42:33 EST ID:b2kjICL7 No.66601 Ignore Report Reply
I could see Tom Paris toying with the idea of an automated fleet of Shuttlecraft/Torpedoes with a type of temporal shielding that could warp out or into larger ships. Minimal structural manufacturing overheads compared to the destruction rate. They could keep a few in the hanger for an emergency.
There was a Voyager episode with a bomb with a personality.
Captain Rixx - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 16:38:33 EST ID:HeFO2p/X No.66604 Ignore Report Reply
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>> I don't know how a ship could be surrounded by the enemy when you have 360 degrees of space to warp to?
Pretty much the only way is to make an enclosing shape Tholian Web style.
>>Can the enemies stop the warp field from being made?
Pretty sure there are mentions of flooding the vicinity with tachyons or something like that to prevent a warp bubble forming, but I don't remember specifics. In Wars there's a specific class of star destroyer tasked with jamming hyperspace called an interdictor.

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Nog - Wed, 24 Oct 2018 07:51:25 EST ID:FQ5sGru5 No.66090
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Whos the male, female or hermaphrodite etc from Trek you have the hots for. We all have one. Its ok, you can tell Nog.

I am in love with Dr. Crusher, I would have that lovely milfy lady rub my lobes for hours. Red head, science lady, doctor Mom, lonley single mother flying through space. Wearing all those clothes. Goddamn Piccard is such a dork for not hitting that
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Leskit - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 00:44:09 EST ID:yGPwv2Sr No.66482 Ignore Report Reply
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>six lives of sexual experience
>can play both the female and male role with equal proficiency
>bonus points if you knew her in a prior life and can bring out that persona for some socially forbidden love
Although my husbando is still this guy, the raw and sensual visual thinker who can't even proficiently use our language because that's how intense he is
Thot Pran - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 10:16:51 EST ID:MUJ4M6tq No.66485 Ignore Report Reply
He looks like Ted Danson's deformed brother
Guinan - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 21:20:22 EST ID:D65nZOLV No.66493 Ignore Report Reply
still freaks me out when I watch this one and child Kirsten Dunst is randomly in it

Spooky Trek Ignore Report View Thread Reply
Sarah Sisko - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 01:41:36 EST ID:qK+lGh3r No.66419
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Spooky Episodes, or things in trek that gave you the heebie jeebies

pic related: legit kept me up as a kid after I watched it
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Raven Overcoming Orchid !Tz0ULG.7to - Mon, 03 Dec 2018 01:59:16 EST ID:pA4PLfmO No.66428 Ignore Report Reply
I've seen it argued before solely by Mike Stoklasa of Red Letter Media fame (buit he makes a convincing argument) that TOS was more that than it was actual Sci-Fi. Tons of people die in the series, and usually in pretty horrible ways.

Enterprise is much tamer in that regard....until you get to Season 3 that is. Then the horror is wasting an entire season on 9/11 Trek and the crew getting slowly slaughtered along the way.
Vic Fontaine - Mon, 03 Dec 2018 17:57:27 EST ID:HeFO2p/X No.66435 Ignore Report Reply
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>> TOS was more [extended existential horror] than it was actual Sci-Fi
Yeah man, such existential horror.

Look at this. This is some cthulhu shit going on right here.

Turanj - Mon, 03 Dec 2018 19:08:09 EST ID:cAVDAlgL No.66437 Ignore Report Reply
This is why I was moaning about how it doesn't get even remotely good for a whole month.

You can't do that to fans, they'll give up.

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