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Discord Now Fully Linked With 420chan IRC

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Qa'pla, /1701/

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- Thu, 14 Nov 2019 20:57:48 EST GXnxVYUu No.69092
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Hey folks,

I was just watching an old excerpt from DS9, when Garak tries root beer, and it made me realize I had to come back and post here. After a long decade of posting, I finally quit the 420c addiction (after quitting a number of drugs over the years). I just wanted to say that you folks were the best of them. /1701/ is such a fine little community. You too Guinan. Be well /1701/. I'm off to explore the delta quadrant (get a job).
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Lon Suder - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 03:07:48 EST BBoo42qJ No.69116 Reply
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I expect to hear many great songs about you and the Rotarran, General. Godspeed.
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Lauren - Tue, 17 Dec 2019 14:17:58 EST VLT18NsT No.69249 Reply
>>69092
I used to spend all my time in /1701/'s tube room. Then I moved on, visited a few times, but now I'm doing other shit.

You were there when I needed you. Maybe someday I can return the favor ;(

Question

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- Sat, 07 Dec 2019 10:18:23 EST WeSL1AEO No.69175
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Is Bill Shatner just what they call the guy? I mean like he didn't actually shit in her, did he?
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Malik - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 22:33:14 EST pyyl83GW No.69183 Reply
>>69175
Some Alien bitches have strange orifices and he had the reputation for doing the deed.
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Dr. Crell Moset - Sun, 08 Dec 2019 01:52:35 EST eqOE14o2 No.69184 Reply
>>69175
I mean, do you really thing he didn't shit on people?

hello

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- Sun, 01 Dec 2019 11:30:42 EST 1pYIe/Ss No.69131
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hello I am from ylilauta https://ylilauta.org/international/ and hereby I invite you there to post and be our friends.
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Guinan - Wed, 04 Dec 2019 23:21:25 EST b048m/L8 No.69157 Reply
>>69147
They came here because they know we secretly control the entire planet's internet through a subspace harmonic resonance wave rerouted the auxiliary EPS conduits
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Leeta - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 08:29:22 EST hHYGZR7/ No.69163 Reply
>>69157
You cam compensate though. Just modify the deflector dish to emit a inverse tachyon beam

CBS Viacom deal

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- Wed, 14 Aug 2019 13:34:29 EST ZddlLn8U No.68368
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ALERT ALERT ALERT
HOLY SHIT

VIACOM AND CBS ARE RE-MERGING! AHHHHHHHHHH
Star Trek could be made whole for the first time in decades.. is it too little too late or are we about to experience a Trekassance?!
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Guinan - Mon, 02 Dec 2019 23:21:04 EST b048m/L8 No.69141 Reply
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>>69140
You can skip this one entirely, it felt like a re-run
Basically they were acting like Flare Trek 4 was gonna happen somehow, with a smaller budget and no solid commitment from Chris Pine or Whats-His-Face Hemsworth, rambles on about Tarrantino trek a bit, gives a quote that indicates that Tarrantino dislikes the nutrek movies in a lot of ways and that he might actually really be one of us possibly (a trekkie, that is).

Other than that a lotta rumors and speculation, mostly regarding what might happen if the merger goes through etc.
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Corporal R Ryan - Wed, 04 Dec 2019 22:44:08 EST bOlOhkyn No.69153 Reply
>>69141
IF YA SMELLLELELELELELELELELELELELLEL!!!! WHAT G'KAR!!! IS COOKIN!!!!

Rascals Episode 2: Wesley's Revenge

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- Sun, 14 Aug 2016 02:39:11 EST sehZ/Igr No.55667
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Guys, it finally happened. 4 years, 2 months, 15 days, 18 hours, 32 minutes and 19 seconds after it was first created, the rascals thread has sunk into the dark abyss where only netjester can roam.

RIP in peace creepy thread.
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Lon Suder - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 02:59:58 EST BBoo42qJ No.69115 Reply
>>69100

Please tell me that isn't the only picture like that.

Also, I get the feeling that the bridge of the bird of prey is actually a penis.
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Admiral T'Lara - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 04:43:35 EST MUJ4M6tq No.69117 Reply
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>>69115
> I get the feeling that the bridge of the bird of prey is actually a penis

Yes it's quite suspicious that this phallic shaped part of the ship is not visible

Everything I Knew Was a Lie

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- Sat, 23 Nov 2019 00:05:30 EST yLFBT7xS No.69103
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The original Enterprise (Constitution class) had a holodeck. This goes against everything I was ever taught growing up.
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Biddle Coleridge - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 00:23:14 EST ra7JEVbw No.69110 Reply
tas isn't canon dummy
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Arne Darvin - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 00:32:27 EST bOlOhkyn No.69111 Reply
>>69110
so? dogshit like STD is, so that should tell you how worthless canon is
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Guinan - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 01:11:49 EST b048m/L8 No.69112 Reply
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>>69110
>>69111
Canonically Star Trek[/%]
>The Original Series
>The Animated Series
>Star Trek Films 1-4, 6 and Generations
>The Next Generation
>Deep Space 9
>Voyager
>All Whoopi Goldberg films

Canon but occurs in the Nexus
>Star Trek V, First Contact, Insurrection and Nemesis
>anything in the above list you really really dont like

Canon, but you cant tell what exactly is holodeck mods made by Riker and what is actual history
>Enterprise

Technically Star Trek but in a vastly different parallel universe
>Babylon 5
>The Orville

Definitely NOT star trek
>Downton Abbey
>ST
>Seinfeld
>nuTrek: the lensflare trilogy (except maybe some parts of Beyond)
>pokemon

Have you ever met a Trek actor?

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- Fri, 01 Nov 2019 21:30:23 EST 9Cx2FBR/ No.69046
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I saw Colm Meaney at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Admiral Alidar Jarok - Mon, 18 Nov 2019 12:16:52 EST u5aj/dMK No.69098 Reply
>>69097
REMOVE HASPERAT remove hasperat you are worst bajoran. you are the bajoran idiot you are the bajoran smell. return to federation. to our dominion cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bajor we will never forgeve you. resistance rascal FUck but fuck asshole bajoran stink prophet sqhipere shqipare..bajoran genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead kai..ahahahahahBAJOR WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget occupation. bajor we kill the first minister , federation return to your precious terok nor….hahahahaha idiot bajoran and federation smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE HASPERAT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. cardassia+dominion+pah wraiths=kill bajor…you will occupation/ gul dukat alive in cardassia gul dukat making album of cardassia . fast rap gul dukat cardassia. we are rich and have latinum now hahahaha ha because of gul dukat… you are ppoor stink bajoran… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

gul dukat alive numbr one #1 in cardassia ….fuck dominin ,..FUCKk ashol bajorans no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and planet. gul dukat aliv and real strong wizard kill all the bajoran farm aminal with pah wraith magic now we the cardassian rule .ape of the zoo presidant jarseh-inyo fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bajor wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of vole. cardassia greattst empire

DS9 drinking game

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- Thu, 01 Aug 2019 10:07:24 EST 0OGzRLsN No.68143
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Best Star Trek Drinking Games?
Pref DS9 related
Let's make one
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Gun Runner Sakonna - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 18:13:31 EST 0KyxXOfA No.69082 Reply
Read DS9 episodes on Memory-Alpha and take a drink every time it says Jake Sisko does not appear in this episode.
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Guinan - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 00:31:36 EST b048m/L8 No.69090 Reply
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>>69082
I didn't know this was a game, I've been doing this for years
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Nyota Uhura - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 02:40:40 EST YjTukGZT No.69091 Reply
chug a steel reserve every time one of the female lead cast falls in love with a milquetoast 90s white guy bajoran

did you ever look at an star trek ep and think: hey that's a pretty good star trek ep

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- Mon, 18 Mar 2019 06:16:40 EST qZV/Tn5G No.66759
File: 1552904200366.jpg -(99220B / 96.89KB, 800x639) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. did you ever look at an star trek ep and think: hey that's a pretty good star trek ep
if so what was the star trek ep
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Michael Jonas - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 14:38:23 EST BnrdIjvE No.69087 Reply
>>69081
I looked up memory alpha like the other guy. The NX01 did 0.05c. By the time you have data swanning around you can probably buy runabouts with more engine power and take your family on a dangerous scientific expedition to the delta quadrant to get assimilated.
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Kirayoshi O'Brien - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 17:07:33 EST jwjJ078M No.69088 Reply
>>69080
Oh, true enough. I guess any warp-capable system is going to have something to handle that but you'd be fine for wiping out primitive system.
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Michael Jonas - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 18:17:06 EST BnrdIjvE No.69089 Reply
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>>69088
>I guess any warp-capable system is going to have something to handle that
Yeah called "the people we put in spaceships to keep away from the general populace so they remove themselves from the gene pool oh shit is this thing still on Jean Luc?"

Klingon society is what happens when you let them stay planetside for too long.

Charlie’s Angels

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- Fri, 13 Sep 2019 21:47:46 EST DznTlomT No.68571
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Hold up, Captian Picard as Charlie, commanding an elite squad of hot waifus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSUq4VfWfjE&t=31s
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Weyoun 4 - Sun, 10 Nov 2019 20:33:45 EST bOlOhkyn No.69074 Reply
>>69073
does the psp version work okay? I have one of those piracy enabled handy and you can emulate the PSP on like, shit I'm pretty sure the NES can run ppsspp these days
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Arik Soong - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 13:53:09 EST jwjJ078M No.69078 Reply
>>69074
Never played it. Why not just play the PC version or emulate the PS2 one?
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Corporal Chang - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 19:06:58 EST bOlOhkyn No.69083 Reply
>>69078
my 3d hardware is basically nonexistent. I have an old win7 laptop with 16 gigs of ram crammed into it.
I'd certainly be happy to find out I can emulate the PS2 but I know I can swing PPSSPP and I also have a psp, so bird in the hand and all that good shit

Hiffwe!

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- Wed, 23 Oct 2019 00:42:12 EST kabg9DIU No.68987
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Hiffwe.
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Star Trek Online

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- Wed, 27 Mar 2019 22:24:22 EST H/sQoFtX No.66851
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Anybody still playing this? My girlfriend and I are playing but need more people to do the PvE missions. We're on Xbox One btw.
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Legate Damar - Sat, 19 Oct 2019 22:36:15 EST YCxYpfln No.68971 Reply
>>66851
I don't even have an XBox One right now so I can't really even play this right now. I would like to, sadly I am jealous at you playing this game at this time. So many new games I am cut off from and it's not how I want to be. I want the most access to all games there are I can have. And I always feel overcome with upsetness when I experience the knowledge that others are playing games I can't actually play. Are the games that great? What is the purpose of the games? I can wonder endlessly about the games. At times I do. Certainly more than enough time has been spent wondering than would be required to just earn the games. But I continue to wonder, I actually just put together page after page of high detail philosophical breakdown about each aspect of this subject I've brought up. It's been a lot of work but I'm okay with it. I want to continue to go through this process and keep my brain strong. lol I would ask that nobody demands from me that I change my life and I won't proceed to demand anybody change anything about themself.

Star Trek Discovery General

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- Mon, 01 Apr 2019 11:51:39 EST Skwb3B8f No.66908
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Season two is pretty cool so far.

Is that bald section 31 dude (forget his name) now the first borg?

Do you like disco, do you hate it, why?

Every star trek since TOS was initially met with huge fan hate for a season or two then eventually accepted.
I say give Disco a few more seasons to shape up.

Biggest difference I feel between DISCO and other series other than the obvious visual style is that they are trying very hard to tap into the popular "game of thrones" formula, endless ingruige and mystery and possible betrayal all happening at once on top of each other.
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Kor - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 22:00:10 EST bOlOhkyn No.68953 Reply
>>68952
I'm just agreeing that Picard will be shit
that won't make STD not shit
We still have to get through "hey Flare Trek wasn't so bad I guess" before STD even has a chance
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David Marcus - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 02:40:15 EST ZUe4+bel No.68957 Reply
>>68949
>the first
I'd have said late Dukat but I don't doubt this will do worse to Picard.
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Herbert Rossoff - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 05:08:52 EST UnxIrpGH No.68959 Reply
>>68953
Flare Trek honestly wasn't the problem.

It's the way they were used: To punch up bridge scenes for no good goddamn reason.
The bridge scenes were never about action. The bridge scenes were all about building tension to pump up the eventual action, like a submarine movie.

Throwing flares all over it and various other forms of bridge Bayification were just a firm giveaway that Abrams didn't know WTF he was doing with the property.
Beyond is an entirely passable form of Flare Trek, under a director nobody expected to get it. The action is punched up to 11, but it's not entirely devoid of tension the way JJ's were.

non sequitur

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- Tue, 08 Oct 2019 16:27:05 EST 7ceFzy3c No.68820
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Is it me or does this episode make absolutely no sense? I've been rewatching Voyagerrecently, but I never remembered it being this moronic.

Given how temporal events seem to happen almost daily, and Starfleet clearly knows about time travel and alternate realities, yet they refuse flat out to entertain Kim's explanation for what's going on.

Alternate realities and shit are hardly unbelievable. In that DS9 episode with the baseball card, Weyoun was more than willing to believe Jake's time travel story over the rather mundane truth.

Also, when this shit happens why don't they just immediately go an get a Vulcan to conduct a mindmeld and straighten everything out?
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Hugh - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 02:39:24 EST 5mVT1ma0 No.68926 Reply
>>68925
Seems to me like that should have been perfectlt satisfactory: the main show just used the conflict to push endless character bullshit with the excuse that it was part of the vague concept of 'character development' aka endless twists mixed in with budget-saving bottle episodes.
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Michael Eddington - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 02:39:59 EST Yb4p4Nf0 No.68927 Reply
>>68925
I mean it was pretty good imo kinda sad it got canned
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Robin Lefler - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 12:58:49 EST bOlOhkyn No.68930 Reply
>>68926
Was it around long enough to even have a bottle to do a bottle episode in?
>>68927
yeah, if I had gone into expecting SPACE ROBOT WAR then yeah I probably would have been massively pissed, but for Space Dynasty it was fun enough. I came real close to dropping some money on the prop auctions, they sold off a bunch of prescription bottles from the mom who took all the pills, would have been cool to get some Space Scripts

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