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Have you ever met a Trek actor?

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- Fri, 01 Nov 2019 21:30:23 EST 9Cx2FBR/ No.69046
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I saw Colm Meaney at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Admiral Alidar Jarok - Mon, 18 Nov 2019 12:16:52 EST u5aj/dMK No.69098 Reply
REMOVE HASPERAT remove hasperat you are worst bajoran. you are the bajoran idiot you are the bajoran smell. return to federation. to our dominion cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bajor we will never forgeve you. resistance rascal FUck but fuck asshole bajoran stink prophet sqhipere shqipare..bajoran genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead kai..ahahahahahBAJOR WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget occupation. bajor we kill the first minister , federation return to your precious terok nor….hahahahaha idiot bajoran and federation smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE HASPERAT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. cardassia+dominion+pah wraiths=kill bajor…you will occupation/ gul dukat alive in cardassia gul dukat making album of cardassia . fast rap gul dukat cardassia. we are rich and have latinum now hahahaha ha because of gul dukat… you are ppoor stink bajoran… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

gul dukat alive numbr one #1 in cardassia ….fuck dominin ,..FUCKk ashol bajorans no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and planet. gul dukat aliv and real strong wizard kill all the bajoran farm aminal with pah wraith magic now we the cardassian rule .ape of the zoo presidant jarseh-inyo fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bajor wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of vole. cardassia greattst empire

DS9 drinking game

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- Thu, 01 Aug 2019 10:07:24 EST 0OGzRLsN No.68143
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Best Star Trek Drinking Games?
Pref DS9 related
Let's make one
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Gun Runner Sakonna - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 18:13:31 EST 0KyxXOfA No.69082 Reply
Read DS9 episodes on Memory-Alpha and take a drink every time it says Jake Sisko does not appear in this episode.
Guinan - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 00:31:36 EST b048m/L8 No.69090 Reply
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I didn't know this was a game, I've been doing this for years
Nyota Uhura - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 02:40:40 EST YjTukGZT No.69091 Reply
chug a steel reserve every time one of the female lead cast falls in love with a milquetoast 90s white guy bajoran

did you ever look at an star trek ep and think: hey that's a pretty good star trek ep

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- Mon, 18 Mar 2019 06:16:40 EST qZV/Tn5G No.66759
File: 1552904200366.jpg -(99220B / 96.89KB, 800x639) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. did you ever look at an star trek ep and think: hey that's a pretty good star trek ep
if so what was the star trek ep
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Michael Jonas - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 14:38:23 EST BnrdIjvE No.69087 Reply
I looked up memory alpha like the other guy. The NX01 did 0.05c. By the time you have data swanning around you can probably buy runabouts with more engine power and take your family on a dangerous scientific expedition to the delta quadrant to get assimilated.
Kirayoshi O'Brien - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 17:07:33 EST jwjJ078M No.69088 Reply
Oh, true enough. I guess any warp-capable system is going to have something to handle that but you'd be fine for wiping out primitive system.
Michael Jonas - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 18:17:06 EST BnrdIjvE No.69089 Reply
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>I guess any warp-capable system is going to have something to handle that
Yeah called "the people we put in spaceships to keep away from the general populace so they remove themselves from the gene pool oh shit is this thing still on Jean Luc?"

Klingon society is what happens when you let them stay planetside for too long.

Charlie’s Angels

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- Fri, 13 Sep 2019 21:47:46 EST DznTlomT No.68571
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Hold up, Captian Picard as Charlie, commanding an elite squad of hot waifus?

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Weyoun 4 - Sun, 10 Nov 2019 20:33:45 EST bOlOhkyn No.69074 Reply
does the psp version work okay? I have one of those piracy enabled handy and you can emulate the PSP on like, shit I'm pretty sure the NES can run ppsspp these days
Arik Soong - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 13:53:09 EST jwjJ078M No.69078 Reply
Never played it. Why not just play the PC version or emulate the PS2 one?
Corporal Chang - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 19:06:58 EST bOlOhkyn No.69083 Reply
my 3d hardware is basically nonexistent. I have an old win7 laptop with 16 gigs of ram crammed into it.
I'd certainly be happy to find out I can emulate the PS2 but I know I can swing PPSSPP and I also have a psp, so bird in the hand and all that good shit


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- Wed, 23 Oct 2019 00:42:12 EST kabg9DIU No.68987
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Star Trek Online

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- Wed, 27 Mar 2019 22:24:22 EST H/sQoFtX No.66851
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Anybody still playing this? My girlfriend and I are playing but need more people to do the PvE missions. We're on Xbox One btw.
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Legate Damar - Sat, 19 Oct 2019 22:36:15 EST YCxYpfln No.68971 Reply
I don't even have an XBox One right now so I can't really even play this right now. I would like to, sadly I am jealous at you playing this game at this time. So many new games I am cut off from and it's not how I want to be. I want the most access to all games there are I can have. And I always feel overcome with upsetness when I experience the knowledge that others are playing games I can't actually play. Are the games that great? What is the purpose of the games? I can wonder endlessly about the games. At times I do. Certainly more than enough time has been spent wondering than would be required to just earn the games. But I continue to wonder, I actually just put together page after page of high detail philosophical breakdown about each aspect of this subject I've brought up. It's been a lot of work but I'm okay with it. I want to continue to go through this process and keep my brain strong. lol I would ask that nobody demands from me that I change my life and I won't proceed to demand anybody change anything about themself.

Star Trek Discovery General

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- Mon, 01 Apr 2019 11:51:39 EST Skwb3B8f No.66908
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Season two is pretty cool so far.

Is that bald section 31 dude (forget his name) now the first borg?

Do you like disco, do you hate it, why?

Every star trek since TOS was initially met with huge fan hate for a season or two then eventually accepted.
I say give Disco a few more seasons to shape up.

Biggest difference I feel between DISCO and other series other than the obvious visual style is that they are trying very hard to tap into the popular "game of thrones" formula, endless ingruige and mystery and possible betrayal all happening at once on top of each other.
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Kor - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 22:00:10 EST bOlOhkyn No.68953 Reply
I'm just agreeing that Picard will be shit
that won't make STD not shit
We still have to get through "hey Flare Trek wasn't so bad I guess" before STD even has a chance
David Marcus - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 02:40:15 EST ZUe4+bel No.68957 Reply
>the first
I'd have said late Dukat but I don't doubt this will do worse to Picard.
Herbert Rossoff - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 05:08:52 EST UnxIrpGH No.68959 Reply
Flare Trek honestly wasn't the problem.

It's the way they were used: To punch up bridge scenes for no good goddamn reason.
The bridge scenes were never about action. The bridge scenes were all about building tension to pump up the eventual action, like a submarine movie.

Throwing flares all over it and various other forms of bridge Bayification were just a firm giveaway that Abrams didn't know WTF he was doing with the property.
Beyond is an entirely passable form of Flare Trek, under a director nobody expected to get it. The action is punched up to 11, but it's not entirely devoid of tension the way JJ's were.

non sequitur

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- Tue, 08 Oct 2019 16:27:05 EST 7ceFzy3c No.68820
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Is it me or does this episode make absolutely no sense? I've been rewatching Voyagerrecently, but I never remembered it being this moronic.

Given how temporal events seem to happen almost daily, and Starfleet clearly knows about time travel and alternate realities, yet they refuse flat out to entertain Kim's explanation for what's going on.

Alternate realities and shit are hardly unbelievable. In that DS9 episode with the baseball card, Weyoun was more than willing to believe Jake's time travel story over the rather mundane truth.

Also, when this shit happens why don't they just immediately go an get a Vulcan to conduct a mindmeld and straighten everything out?
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Hugh - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 02:39:24 EST 5mVT1ma0 No.68926 Reply
Seems to me like that should have been perfectlt satisfactory: the main show just used the conflict to push endless character bullshit with the excuse that it was part of the vague concept of 'character development' aka endless twists mixed in with budget-saving bottle episodes.
Michael Eddington - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 02:39:59 EST Yb4p4Nf0 No.68927 Reply
I mean it was pretty good imo kinda sad it got canned
Robin Lefler - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 12:58:49 EST bOlOhkyn No.68930 Reply
Was it around long enough to even have a bottle to do a bottle episode in?
yeah, if I had gone into expecting SPACE ROBOT WAR then yeah I probably would have been massively pissed, but for Space Dynasty it was fun enough. I came real close to dropping some money on the prop auctions, they sold off a bunch of prescription bottles from the mom who took all the pills, would have been cool to get some Space Scripts

Headcanon General

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- Fri, 04 May 2018 06:08:26 EST b048m/L8 No.64475
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Here will be a spoiler-rich thread. Beware, ye who haven't watched all the Trek yet..
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ST: Lensflare - Sat, 05 Oct 2019 18:34:51 EST NoRRDZyZ No.68788 Reply
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Everything since Star Trek (2009) by JJ Abrams is just fanfic with a movie studio's budget. It's not canon.

Federation politics?

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- Fri, 06 Sep 2019 10:03:03 EST QkgujBys No.68523
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What would be the political ideology in the federation?
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Liquidator Brunt - Mon, 07 Oct 2019 20:41:14 EST 60zgf9Xq No.68806 Reply
That's what I'm saying. Gene doesn't care about exotic cultures because they often will have social norms/taboos that would get in the way of outsiders sticking their weird shaped meat tubes into the holes of the locals. The Federation quietly destroys the old values system and replaces it with one where everybody is fucking everybody. And that is the core of Gene's dream, no more social boundaries to stop him from sticking his weird looking dick in weird looking holes.
Guinan - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 00:51:38 EST b048m/L8 No.68871 Reply
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Heh, so Wesley was never his self-insert at all, he was just a poorly written piece of shit. The self-insert was Kirk.. then Riker. Fuckin' lol

What the hell do I do with this old kirk/spock smut?

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- Tue, 24 Sep 2019 21:43:42 EST jHKENo19 No.68654
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Hey guys, I just got a fat stack of k/s from the late 70s-early 80s and I dont know if it's in demand in anyway. I'm not trying to sell it necessarily, just trying to find out if i should scan/share, and if so where? This isn't my thing in anyway, I like st well enough but this was given to me by a friend who thought I'd get a kick out of it. Any info or direction would be appreciated.
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Jake Sisko - Wed, 02 Oct 2019 21:39:55 EST bOlOhkyn No.68761 Reply
yeah like my parents were big enough Holmes nerds back in the day they got a quarterly zine in the mail, and over in Trek circles those sorts of normal-ish zines usually had classifieds where you could get the really weird shit if you weren't on the con scene
to a degree the piracy circles were pretty blatant, forget if it was Starlog or Hero but I recall an early 90s glossy big name mag had an 1/4 page for Sentai bootleg vhs tapes
Subcommander Velal - Thu, 07 Nov 2019 15:24:11 EST BnrdIjvE No.69067 Reply
>star wars holiday special
I wouldn't wish those creepy ewoks on anyone.


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- Sun, 22 Sep 2019 09:23:04 EST pLyN1Dkk No.68627
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The Continuum is real. You see, there are millions upon millions of worlds in the universe, each one filled with too much of one thing and not enough of another. And the Great Continuum flows through them all, like a mighty river, from 'have' to 'want' and back again. And if we navigate the Continuum with skill and grace, our ship will be filled with everything our hearts desire.
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Willie Hawkins - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 16:10:54 EST V+OpzrEC No.68740 Reply
No at the funeral like when Geordie died but was just phased.
Ambassador K'Ehleyr - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 18:39:55 EST YNLEA1xI No.68742 Reply
Theories about Mr. Frakes ability to phase in and out of different planes are wide ranging, but as of yet unproven.
Leeta - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 19:04:42 EST bOlOhkyn No.68743 Reply
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it wasn't until years later in the "one cd-r holds two eps" era that I abbreviated a quick synopsis as "R and G are dead" and then I got the joke

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