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REMOVE HASPERAT by Morn - Wed, 12 Feb 2014 16:52:10 EST ID:aL4bqBrq No.42882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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REMOVE HASPERAT remove hasperat
you are worst bajoran. you are the bajoran idiot you are the bajoran smell. return to federation. to our dominion cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bajor we will never forgeve you. resistance rascal FUck but fuck asshole bajoran stink prophet sqhipere shqipare..bajoran genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead kai..ahahahahahBAJOR WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget occupation. bajor we kill the first minister , federation return to your precious terok nor….hahahahaha idiot bajoran and federation smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE HASPERAT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. cardassia+dominion+pah wraiths=kill bajor…you will occupation/ gul dukat alive in cardassia gul dukat making album of cardassia . fast rap gul dukat cardassia. we are rich and have latinum now hahahaha ha because of gul dukat… you are ppoor stink bajoran… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

gul dukat alive numbr one #1 in cardassia ….fuck dominin ,..FUCKk ashol bajorans no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and planet. gul dukat aliv and real strong wizard kill all the bajoran farm aminal with pah wraith magic now we the cardassian rule .ape of the zoo presidant jarseh-inyo fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bajor wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of vole. cardassia greattst empire
Lt. Daniels - Wed, 12 Feb 2014 20:36:54 EST ID:9Rx7E1s7 No.42887 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Michael Eddington - Thu, 13 Feb 2014 00:59:17 EST ID:eMDmN5O9 No.42890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What the fuck have you been smoking, Morn? I want some.
Dr. T'Pan - Fri, 14 Feb 2014 21:55:38 EST ID:89c9G25U No.42918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Goddamn space al qaeda
Leeta - Fri, 21 Feb 2014 06:24:15 EST ID:KgTsMaOb No.43036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That must have been some SPICY hasperat
Leeta - Fri, 21 Feb 2014 13:47:44 EST ID:KgTsMaOb No.43045 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Gul Dukat ain't gonna like this
Phlox - Fri, 21 Feb 2014 20:11:18 EST ID:FP2EfQGj No.43049 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This one looks interesting. I just don't know where to get 20 ounces of pigs blood.
Raven Overcoming Orchid !Tz0ULG.7to - Fri, 21 Feb 2014 21:34:27 EST ID:vagUGrpZ No.43050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>20 oz of pig disgusting blood

Good gourd what the hell is wrong with cow's blood? Why can't it be cow's blood?

I don't have any trek related barfs to accurately relate how I feel about 20 oz of pigs blood.
partick satr - Fri, 21 Feb 2014 22:51:39 EST ID:RvUH+u32 No.43051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i like kirk he took this one dump at the con in dieggo
DaiMon Torrot - Fri, 21 Feb 2014 23:32:47 EST ID:8batFkH+ No.43052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Major J Hayes - Sat, 22 Feb 2014 04:59:36 EST ID:KgTsMaOb No.43053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to have a disgusting star trek food party. Now where do I get all this blood from???
Kono - Sat, 22 Feb 2014 11:17:21 EST ID:V9823p1o No.43056 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you can still find a butcher, even in this day an age.
Chairman Koval - Wed, 26 Feb 2014 12:58:02 EST ID:3n6Wpjov No.43127 Ignore Report Quick Reply

yeah, meat gotta come from somewhere
Wesley Crusher - Mon, 19 May 2014 22:56:40 EST ID:VVAMvmSw No.44662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
hasperat actually sounds pretty good.
as do most Star Trek recipes.

that feel when no feast of gagh, rokeg blood pie, stewed bok rat liver and gladst, washed down with mug after mug of blood wine.
Grimp - Mon, 19 May 2014 23:05:55 EST ID:OhRDRL/T No.44663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>this thread
Christopher Pike - Tue, 20 May 2014 01:44:40 EST ID:0kJaklRo No.44669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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cardasian has wisdom of the falcon
Captain Braxton - Sun, 25 May 2014 16:39:57 EST ID:5iJGsH8m No.44770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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123TDBANK CardssiA has chem bars, yEs!
bajor pussywillow#lightwaight hippie potheadsFUCK they have NO ridges, WEAK necks: can't handle their own PISS-liqour.
fuCK mnore bars, ELEVENPOINTSIX.
Ah, I just dont FEel it.
Lt. Reginald Barclay - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 17:40:25 EST ID:Xfdldcwq No.45569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bajoran smell
Katogh - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 17:49:53 EST ID:5BobgGiR No.45570 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Bajjoranz hav horibal odor, but smeLl it for their weak noseSS.
Bernardo Calvera - Mon, 21 Jul 2014 21:02:45 EST ID:nMcuMlys No.45574 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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u are 1 fucking cheeky cardassian i swear we r goin 2 wreck u i swear on the prophets and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your lizard friends to send messages saying dont meet up coz we got forehead lumps lol fuckin sad really sad jus shows what scared lil gay lizards u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum dominion alliance that 1 of your faverite places to look at alien men u lil fuckin gay lizard subspace communique me if u got the balls cheeky lizard see if u can step up lil queer
Harry Mudd - Tue, 22 Jul 2014 16:56:36 EST ID:Xfdldcwq No.45588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Bajoran? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Obsidian Order, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Bajoran Resistance, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Mugato warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Cardassian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Bajor, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Subspace? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Alpha Quadrant and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, vole. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cardassian Central Command and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the southern continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit trilithium resin all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
General Krim - Thu, 24 Jul 2014 08:34:34 EST ID:sVOzaSlY No.45623 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You've been on Empok Nor too long.
DaiMon Bok - Wed, 22 Oct 2014 11:17:34 EST ID:ovIIPMqh No.47062 Ignore Report Quick Reply
REMOVE HASPERAT remove haspeRat

hahaha it makes nozes bleeed
Mestral - Fri, 24 Oct 2014 00:24:18 EST ID:fUAGPc5/ No.47084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
so i hope you all realize that the Bajoran genocide is a hoax. it was cooked up by the cultural marxist federation to justify their intervention. now they can spread degeneracy to yet another civilization. the only ones who are stopping this madness are the Dominion.
sure, you might get a bunch of shills shilling about how they've genetically engineered entire species to be slaves, but it's a bunch of bullshit. only the founders can save the Cardassian race from genocide.
Curzon Odo - Fri, 24 Oct 2014 01:00:48 EST ID:v8+awIjl No.47085 Ignore Report Quick Reply

this is what makes life worth loling
Roger Lemli - Mon, 16 Feb 2015 17:04:14 EST ID:mtRYU1np No.48791 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tavek - Tue, 17 Feb 2015 14:48:12 EST ID:HOFgJ+xA No.48799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Prior to the militarization of the Cardassian government, Cardassia was home to some of the finest art and architecture in the quadrant. However, the once great Cardassian civilization fell in to severe decay. Due to the planet's scarcity in natural resources, the impoverished society suffered from famine and disease, leading to millions of deaths.

Never forget the 500,000,000 Cardassians who perished when their planet turned into a desert.
DaiMon Bok - Sun, 22 Feb 2015 13:00:04 EST ID:2/1zhn4H No.48859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Space-/pol/ pls leave
T'Pol - Thu, 26 Feb 2015 11:03:42 EST ID:A9fIvseC No.48890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think Demar's descent into sobriety was one of the best episodes in DS9.

That is all.
Cmdr. Erika Benteen - Thu, 26 Feb 2015 11:26:41 EST ID:L8eqim9m No.48892 Ignore Report Quick Reply


I think he is the real hero of the whole series, and he grows into a pretty great example of how to be a masculine force (Cardassian) and not suck.
Lursa - Thu, 26 Feb 2015 17:59:06 EST ID:CvggMvGP No.48894 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Um no, he shot poor, beautiful Ziyal. He does help save his people and end the war, I'll give him that, but he stepped on and over anyone he could to do so.
Lursa - Thu, 26 Feb 2015 19:03:47 EST ID:LTCkgeu+ No.48895 Ignore Report Quick Reply
traitors get what they deserve
Pah-wraith - Wed, 04 Mar 2015 12:19:38 EST ID:OKR36s6z No.49042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The Bajorans are simply misguided, they'll see the truth eventually. No need for drastic measures.
Michael Jonas - Thu, 05 Mar 2015 03:13:28 EST ID:D5Zhge+n No.49050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>pah wraith

Sounds legit.
Travis Mayweather - Sun, 17 May 2015 07:49:00 EST ID:mtRYU1np No.50082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Charles Tucker III - Sun, 17 May 2015 12:17:45 EST ID:YPf0Iy7i No.50085 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>actually yamok sauce
Travis Mayweather - Sun, 17 May 2015 12:24:41 EST ID:mtRYU1np No.50087 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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(boisterous laughter)
Jake Sisko - Tue, 19 May 2015 09:46:23 EST ID:MEbkckUq No.50109 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Herble-berg I'm a writer my dad's important
Guinan !btr76hqMa6 - Tue, 26 May 2015 05:45:22 EST ID:mtRYU1np No.50241 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Therm0ptic is probably gonna ban me for shilling for him, LAL
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Sat, 06 Jun 2015 05:09:17 EST ID:hVoK8qZM No.50334 Report Quick Reply
Had to remove that song for space. =[
Leonard McCoy - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 17:08:46 EST ID:vSryfwTg No.50489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Put it on Youtube.
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 20:52:19 EST ID:hVoK8qZM No.50490 Report Quick Reply
Actually it's still on bandcamp.
Malik - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 23:15:37 EST ID:kS3a6wrT No.50491 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Tarak Nor
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 23:28:15 EST ID:hVoK8qZM No.50492 Report Quick Reply

There. I fixed a 3-year-old typo.
Prinadora - Sun, 21 Jun 2015 08:36:28 EST ID:GgYQlPHu No.50493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Aw, I liked the original title.
Arik Soong - Sat, 08 Aug 2015 19:47:06 EST ID:GgYQlPHu No.51160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Top for a TOP thread
Sarpek the Fearless - Tue, 08 Sep 2015 21:01:37 EST ID:BUMEz16R No.51546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Knew this thread was still here somewhere.

I still see hasperat on the replicator menu, work needs doing.
Icheb - Wed, 09 Sep 2015 10:06:35 EST ID:51MxDeCg No.51547 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I bet hasperat is fucking gross
I mean in the show it looks like some chilli between 2 loafs of white bread

nice planetary cuisine assholes
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Mon, 07 Dec 2015 01:13:20 EST ID:XogZJn4x No.52408 Report Quick Reply
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Every time I see "remove kebab" I immediately think of this thread.
Subcommander T'Rul - Tue, 08 Dec 2015 16:52:17 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.52412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I always thought of it as a mexican version of baclava. Spicy instead of honey sweet.
Some kind of beef and pepper sauce.
Kotan Pa'Dar - Tue, 08 Dec 2015 22:44:13 EST ID:EkzDSLcw No.52413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cardassians are space nazis and should be eradicated by the Federation.

Ferengi are space bourgeois scum and should be eradicated by the Federation.

The galaxy would be a much better place without the stain of their presence.
Captain Shelby - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 06:20:47 EST ID:CtWKbnGU No.52415 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I think you may have misunderstood the role and goals of the Federation.

Then again, perhaps I am the mistaken party.
Pavel Chekov - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 15:14:08 EST ID:51MxDeCg No.52416 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Cardassians are space nazis

I always thought of them as Space Soviets or Space North-Koreans
Dr. Lewis Zimmerman - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 16:46:10 EST ID:6mIh+ZL6 No.52417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's vegetables not not meat. Basically veggies in a spicy brine rolled up in a tortilla.
Gun Runner Sakonna - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 21:58:44 EST ID:PiuNIO78 No.52418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bajoran b&
Seven of Nine - Thu, 10 Dec 2015 08:53:50 EST ID:BaUJzlAy No.52419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They're Space Ottomans or Space Nazis or Space Yugoslavia
Nanpart Malor - Thu, 10 Dec 2015 14:39:47 EST ID:CtWKbnGU No.52421 Ignore Report Quick Reply

They are the space patriarchy.

Bajorans are space lesbians.

Think about it, all bajorans have a clit stimulator on the bridge of their nose.
Guinan - Wed, 23 Dec 2015 23:05:18 EST ID:62uZZVk4 No.52569 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Bajorans will become the villains of the next series, until Sisco deus ex machinas their asses for a guest appearance, calling it now.
Guinan - Wed, 23 Dec 2015 23:22:14 EST ID:62uZZVk4 No.52570 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Sisko* autocorrect seems to think that's not how it is spelled
Pah-wraith - Sun, 03 Apr 2016 01:08:35 EST ID:ryWh+1ci No.53701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Commander Sela - Sun, 03 Apr 2016 12:56:31 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.53702 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Quick and necessary reminder that Gul DuKat is a trans-bajoran scum, and that Elim Garak is the true greatest Cardie of all god damned time.
Guinan - Sun, 03 Apr 2016 16:09:01 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.53704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I completely agree with this, it's set up so perfectly that if they didn't do this I'd be disappointed. I mean the Bajorans had the opportunity to steal technology from every major player in the dominion war and they already have almost all of the absurdly powerful tears of the prophets... Bajoran space jihad would also be a great platform to comment philosophically on a lot of real world issues.
Lt. Cmdr. Dexter Remmick - Sun, 03 Apr 2016 18:14:22 EST ID:U5VOOpgs No.53705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I disagree though, the problem is that when the dominion wars and shit happened everyone butted the fuck out of bajor, it was a huge plot point. One of the key issues with real world shit is that the rest of the world has interfered. Sold weapons and shit. Turning them into the islamic state would suck and be a really shitty stupid awful missing the point exercise in awful propaganda.

In season 1 the cardies tried to topple the government but unlike the real world they failed. That's the moment the parallel with current affairs broke. All those Islamic Militants have been using weapons sold to them by the West. They've been interfered with, we've installed dictators and influenced things, we've violated the prime directive. I guess if they *just* went for Cardassia who actually DID try to interfere with their government and ended up slaughtering innocent civilians using the weapons that had been sent in from Cardassia to topple the provisional government in season 1. Now that. That would be a good commentary. Shades of grey everywhere.
Vice Admiral Nakamura - Mon, 04 Apr 2016 15:36:34 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.53714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>tfw humanoid species is just a social construct
Tavek - Mon, 04 Apr 2016 18:28:59 EST ID:VasGYDTS No.53716 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They don't have to be like ENT and have a 9/11 in space with Florida being Lazer beamed nevarforget. Rather, more like TOS where it's more ambiguous and more a parellel of real life rather than a ham fisted copy.
Cmdr. Kelby - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 19:46:20 EST ID:jsQ3AK6n No.53782 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Elim Garak is also the only thing they stole from Babylon 5 that actually worked out for them.
Guinan - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 07:21:39 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.54908 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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mmm... that'sa-spicy-hasperat!
Lursa - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 11:13:16 EST ID:Mo/cULC+ No.54911 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It literally just refers to a species being vaguely human-like, so it is. Vulcans may say "vulcanoid species" or something similar in their own language. Klingons may not have a term for it.

Hell, first define "species."
Orator Plegg - Tue, 21 Jun 2016 20:27:48 EST ID:gSDiiXnb No.54928 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>space yugoslavia
Pavel Chekov - Wed, 22 Jun 2016 18:36:10 EST ID:rBooKHbe No.54936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>wipe your miserable ass off the face of the southern continent,
Kasidy Yates-Sisko - Wed, 22 Jun 2016 18:57:47 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.54938 Ignore Report Quick Reply

it was a trans joke
Katogh - Sat, 16 Jul 2016 09:20:48 EST ID:kvwKAGnl No.55216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
so it's a kimchi burrito? holy fuck that sounds disgusting
Guinan - Sat, 16 Jul 2016 20:01:38 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Did you expect any less from BAJORAN SCUM?
Lt. Cmdr. Jack Crusher - Mon, 18 Jul 2016 17:41:14 EST ID:h6e5CVXP No.55246 Ignore Report Quick Reply

There is a restaurant in my city that does gangbusters business with Korean fusion, Kimchi burritos, kimchi fries, kimchi burgers. Though they add protein.
Corporal R Ryan - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 00:31:36 EST ID:9Raa+Wge No.55334 Ignore Report Quick Reply

See. a Kimchi/Chickn burrito doesn't sound too unappealing, though they'd have to use the kimchi to compliment the chicken, instead of it being the main filling.
Guinan - Sat, 30 Jul 2016 01:23:49 EST ID:sehZ/Igr No.55387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lupaza - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 03:39:33 EST ID:BVLCXfR0 No.57622 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Keiko O'Brien - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 14:51:56 EST ID:sQdY1nNg No.57624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I forgot about this glorious thread.
Lorian - Tue, 10 Jan 2017 02:26:57 EST ID:zsuUhNCG No.57627 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I wish I could make some hasperat and we would all eat it together and be happy regardless of our race or galactic allegiances
Katogh - Tue, 10 Jan 2017 13:20:49 EST ID:UKKS3Tki No.57632 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Koloth - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 06:16:43 EST ID:9ItXYmBo No.57634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So Hasperat is basically a sandwich wrap, right?

Which can be made into a souffle?
Ensign Kashimuro Nozawa - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 06:51:27 EST ID:5aCbAqEw No.57635 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it's cold indian food wrapped in stale tortilla.
Koloth - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 13:26:21 EST ID:9ItXYmBo No.57636 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Sounds delicious.
Yeggie - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 15:32:04 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.57637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it sounds good until you realize those fucking brokenoses were making them vegetarian the whole time
Koloth - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 16:03:58 EST ID:9ItXYmBo No.57638 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Stupid ridge-nosed degenerate hippies.
Minuet - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 22:52:54 EST ID:gF0Iv3Uk No.57639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I always thought Hasperat was basically just Kimchi in a tortilla.
Captain Rixx - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:26:29 EST ID:L3E9v1HE No.57640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That sounds good as fuck when you put it that way. Though now that I think about it a lot of the stuff in the trek world sounds damned tasty. When you get to thinking about it? Things look textural, tasty, delicous in the star trek world. just don't let neelix cook it
Quark - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:40:03 EST ID:oQ/cXApg No.57641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The food has typically been interesting in Trek. They Usually use some interesting plates/cutlery as well. Its da future!
Admiral Nechayev - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 04:56:20 EST ID:9ItXYmBo No.57643 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Let's see, there is..yiggrish cream pie, jumja sticks, all sorts of crap.
Helena Rozhenko - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 18:01:28 EST ID:UKKS3Tki No.57648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Avoid food by Cake Hole, Insaneway, Riker or Neelix.

Seven is a good chef, her one time in the kitchen is amazing if I remember right. Her aside I reckon any of the following might be good: Bashir (I just have a feeling about this one), ,, O'Brien (I love a good stew), Lore (as skillful and intelligent as Data but with feeling, unless he poisons you anyway), Pulaski (if you're ill and need chicken soup) oh and Uta (if you're a Lornak you're better off chancing Lore cakes)

The person I'd most want to have cook for me would be Guinan though. She'd have the best drinks to go with it too.
B-a-r-t - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 05:38:52 EST ID:nOeQUDSk No.57651 Ignore Report Quick Reply

What about Joseph Sisko? Nothing like a nice Gumbo, and the man knows his bread pudding!
Guinan - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 12:25:47 EST ID:RHNGWoY0 No.57652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There was some videogame where Locutus could be a bartender. He was exceedingly efficient at complex drink orders, less so with small talk
Nurse Alyssa Ogawa - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 13:19:32 EST ID:UKKS3Tki No.57653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh yeah, he does run a restaurant so yeah I guess so. I suspect any of the Siskos can handle themselves in a kitchen.
Krax - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 18:53:18 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.57655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
jake doesn't know how to do shit besides press a replicator button or yell at his granpappy and dad to make him food

fucking writers
Lore - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 19:49:58 EST ID:nOeQUDSk No.57656 Ignore Report Quick Reply

At least he doesn't need females to chew his food for him like Nog!
Valkris - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 21:18:26 EST ID:/M7y7o2O No.57657 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nog doesn't NEED females to chew his food for him, he GETS females to chew his food for him

Nog was a fucking pimp son, while Jake was crying his dignity out wasting his lifes dream on writing Weyoun approved spacepaper articles Nog was chilling in bed doing some bumps of beetle snuff while Kira and Dax(the good one) were spitting up the chewed remains of replicator entree 103 right onto those pointy smiling teeth
Lore - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 07:49:19 EST ID:nOeQUDSk No.57659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>while Kira and Dax(the good one) were spitting up the chewed remains of replicator entree 103 right onto those pointy smiling teeth


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