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/10Forward/ RP thread (2018 Edition) by Guinan - Mon, 01 Jan 2018 03:45:27 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Welcome to Ten Forward. What'll it be?
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Subcommander N'Vek - Mon, 01 Jan 2018 05:12:47 EST ID:zdJLz8PT No.63288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63287

White Russian made with Kanar
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DaiMon Nunk - Mon, 01 Jan 2018 05:53:22 EST ID:bJrisuWk No.63289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Dr. Leah Brahms - Mon, 01 Jan 2018 06:29:28 EST ID:c3XTJT04 No.63290 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63287
A warrior's drink.
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Guinan - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 01:40:01 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63288
>>63289
>>63290

So that'll be a Siberian Spoonhead, a glass of Aldeberan Reserve Whiskey, and an extra large Prune Juice with a purple Umbrella..

Anything to eat? I can replicate just about anything there is in Federation Space and beyond, and we have select fresh produce from the arboretum.
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Kirayoshi O'Brien - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 05:21:45 EST ID:ZlJp0gcI No.63292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>63291
You got any of them transwarp space mushrooms?

And I'll have a side of water bears with nipple clamps, please.
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Ghee P'Trell - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 05:30:49 EST ID:Vh04AKO1 No.63293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63291
I shall try some of your burned, replicated bird meat.
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Guinan - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 21:05:36 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63294
MOTHERFUCKER NOT AGAIN

Ten Forward is a designated shelter area!

Nevermind that it's in an extremely structurally vulnerable area of the ship covered in windows made out of only transparent aluminum

You other guys will have to wait a second until I get shit settled down, this happens every time Picard starts singing.. every fucking time..
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Guinan - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 21:09:12 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63297 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>*energy weapons fire*
>*screaming*
>*more energy weapons fire*
>*eventual silence*
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Guinan - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 21:13:54 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sorry for the wait guys, thanks for your patience

>>63293
Okay Kurn, I'll get you a full Thanksgiving turkey dinner

>>63292
We can't talk about this shit here, meet me in cargo bay 3 at 1620 hours
OKAY A SALTY TARDIGRADE SOUP
Seriously keep your voice down, but I gotchu fam
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Guinan - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 21:16:17 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ah.. I sure do love the view from here, don't you?
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Vekma - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 02:37:41 EST ID:F68egf41 No.63303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Please stay, Lwaxana. I wanted to tell you how much I wish we had met years ago. Also that woman behind the bar is freaking me the fuck out.
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Vekma - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 07:05:17 EST ID:F68egf41 No.63304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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She's scaring me too, Timicin. Let's leave this ship and go to your world together.
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Vekma - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 07:14:09 EST ID:F68egf41 No.63305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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We're ready, Mr. O'Brien.
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Guinan - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 12:48:20 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63305
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Guinan - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 12:51:38 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63307 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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General K'Trelan - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 13:27:59 EST ID:YExuPHDg No.63308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63304
Ah I thought the Romulans were unsurpassed in everything, but you have gotten rid of that awful woman. I am impressed by your wherewithal as well as the presence of genuine Kali-fal.

I have to meet some blow hard called Sisko in some backwater space shithole about an optolithic rod. When I'm done dismissing his foolish claims I would like to hire you to run my own estate and of course stock my wine cellar. You strike me as someone with quite an eye for authentic beverages. I will pay generously for your talents and you will enjoy the freedom to do your job to the best of your ability as you see fit. You will want to be on the right side of the war with the dominion anyway.
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Malcolm Reed - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 19:02:53 EST ID:Ra5Ga/2k No.63314 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So let me get this straight, Mr. Sisko-- you... came here from one hundred years in the future to... prevent the birth of a Romulan who's going to be a dick to you in a meeting about... an optolithic rod?
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Malcolm Reed - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 19:03:55 EST ID:Ra5Ga/2k No.63315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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...I'm in.
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Malcolm Reed - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 19:19:41 EST ID:Ra5Ga/2k No.63316 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You wanted to speak to me Sub-Commander?
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Malcolm Reed - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 19:20:26 EST ID:Ra5Ga/2k No.63317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Kirk to Sisko: change of plans... I'll... have to inseminate the Romulan myself.
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Malcolm Reed - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 19:38:21 EST ID:Ra5Ga/2k No.63318 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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There's an old saying: "Fortune favors the bold." Well, I guess we're about to find out. Sisko out.
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Chell - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 19:43:16 EST ID:SfiMcBo4 No.63319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>the addition of Kirk genetics to the Romulan makeup is exactly what gives him the insight to discern that ITS A FAAAAAAKE
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Malcolm Reed - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 23:15:54 EST ID:Ra5Ga/2k No.63320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Datara, do you ever get the feeling that this isn't how things are supposed to be?

I believe you are being paranoid Picardek.
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Guinan - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 01:39:01 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63323 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63320
Jolan Tru, my friends. Do you wish to share your passions and paranoia with me? For the good of our Empire, of course..
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Guinan - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 01:40:11 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63323
Goddammit...

My nexus powers are telling me we in the wrong motherfucking timeline again..
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Guinan - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 02:01:48 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63324
...I guess I better make the best of it for now.. when on Romulus..
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Temporal Prisoner Chakotay - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 04:29:41 EST ID:n+nxcqX0 No.63326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Guinan, forgive me but...I think I love you. I LOVE you damn it all!
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Guinan - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 04:50:59 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63326
Hey.. Wesley.. can you, uh.. go somewhere else? The adults are talking.
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Malcolm Reed - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 07:58:50 EST ID:Ra5Ga/2k No.63328 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63327
Seriously? You're buying that? Guinan, it's Commader Riker... he probably picked up an alien STD or two just on his way here from the bridge. Whatever, I've got better things to do anyway.
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Malcolm Reed - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 08:00:35 EST ID:Ra5Ga/2k No.63329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Mmm... Ensign Lefler... YOU think I'm an adult, don't you?
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Lwaxana Troi - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 08:42:16 EST ID:CqzmvBTm No.63330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63329
lemme slip up in yer spacetime and I'll show you what it feels like to be an adult
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Fer'at - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 13:20:34 EST ID:YExuPHDg No.63333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63329
Sorry Wes but I've got an appointment with your mother. Having my clitoris examined.
>Lefler's law 147: Doctors are always good with their hands.
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Rear Admiral Gregory Quinn - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 14:33:22 EST ID:jVza5Mow No.63334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Mom, I have a favor to ask...
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Rear Admiral Gregory Quinn - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 14:34:33 EST ID:jVza5Mow No.63335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Mmm... ooooohhhhh... and you're sure that's the hand you examined Robin with?

Just shut up and enjoy this Wesley.
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Guinan - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 17:37:16 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>meanwhile, on Cardassia

Attention Cardassian subjects! We have improved the flavor of Kanar by making it entirely out of high fructose corn syrup. Enjoy a glass of New Kanar™ today! You Can't Beat the Real Thing, Always Kanar, it's the official hard alcohol of summer! Actually, every season!

Anyone caught with the old style of Kanar beyond a standard Cardassian day after this message will be summarily executed.

That will be all.
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Kirayoshi O'Brien - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 06:11:57 EST ID:Hxl24b63 No.63340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63336
Yes, Elim, it's swill. From what I understand they plan on re-releasing the old recipe as Kanar Classic.... The Order really has lost its touch since I retired.
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Guinan - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 14:37:38 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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..you see, Dukat.. the profits from reintroducing Kanar Classic will be far greater than ever before. Rule of Acquisition number 49, "absence truly does make the heart grow fonder, and increases sales with reintroduction". I think this business deal between the Cardassian Union and Ferengi Alliance will prove mutually beneficial..
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Cmdr. Williams - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 18:33:03 EST ID:ZL6lm7EZ No.63348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm pleased to hear it, Nagus Zek. Soon I should be able to afford a nose job and spoon enhancement for Ziyal.
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Broca - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 09:38:35 EST ID:ZL6lm7EZ No.63354 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Good news, Ziyal! Thanks to a new arrangement between Cardassia and the Ferengi Alliance, soon I'll be able to fix your face and publicly claim you as my daughter! Oh, just think of it-- soon you'll be able to settle down with a nice Cardassian boy, start a family, subjugate lesser races... ah, yes, you'll be living the Cardassian Dream.
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Happy Drunk 710 Satanist - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 12:10:39 EST ID:GmWYq6a9 No.63355 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Two pints of bloodwine, an ounce of Talaxian Haze, and a hyper pipe please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3OQP0JN_JI
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Lorian - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 02:18:10 EST ID:kqCeEK4J No.63363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63355
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Lorian - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 02:21:58 EST ID:kqCeEK4J No.63364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I would also like to try Talaxian Haze, Guinan.
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Lorian - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 02:26:28 EST ID:kqCeEK4J No.63365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I feel it. How is this possible? This is what it means to be fucked up. This is what it means to be fucked up.
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Guinan - Thu, 11 Jan 2018 14:08:43 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63363
>>63364
>>63365
I can smell SOUNDS
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Michael Eddington - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 08:44:38 EST ID:0/OroBW4 No.63430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Guinan, I don't know what you gave to that girl but I'm pretty sure I've got to arrest you.
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Guinan - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 00:35:02 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63430
Heh, nothing personal kid..
*transports away*
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Guinan - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 02:57:27 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63436 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63435
>Majel Barrett's voice:
To Be Continued...
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Guinan - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 02:59:14 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Degra - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 05:25:36 EST ID:bJrisuWk No.63439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I know there is a security concern but you must watch how much you drink, the prunes they...well... they can upset the stomach.
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Jal Culluh - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 05:45:44 EST ID:Yh6G81l6 No.63440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63437
Come now, Guinan.
Don't you think you're taking some of the..fun, out of the game?
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Guinan - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 20:41:59 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Odo.. I'm reading Guinan's signature.. the shuttle she commandeered indicates it probably landed on a planet on the other side of the Cardassian border.. Celtris III. It's an M-classthat's become known for its Kanar production.
Beep Beep Boop
>What should we do, Odo?
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Happy Drunk 1701 Pah Wraith cultist - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 18:30:11 EST ID:GmWYq6a9 No.63448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>63430
oh shit the cops!
>transports onto a Ferengi ship
fuck this, I'm off to Hupyria for some beetle snuff
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Malik - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 07:35:19 EST ID:vQ88iQOt No.63450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63439
Grrr.... Mother could have been a bit more specific with her warning.
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Malik - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 07:50:17 EST ID:vQ88iQOt No.63451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63443
>Odo, I was talking to you. What's going on?

>Sorry, Nerys... It's just that Worf was supposed to contact me an hour ago from the Defiant. Going across the Cardassian border with no cloak will be risky, but it looks like it's our only option if we want to catch up with Guinan.
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Malik - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 08:03:43 EST ID:vQ88iQOt No.63452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63448
>Is he alive?

>Check his pockets for latinum!

>He smells Gorn sex...

>Oh, no! He's waking up!!!

>Calm down, father. He's just a stoned hew-mon. I've seen this at the Academy.

>I'm with Quark. Lett's rob this nigga and push him out the airlock.
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Guinan - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 22:34:01 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63452
Human?! I'm El Aurian!
Ughh.. where the fuck am I? I really gotta stop using the transporters drunk.. do you have any water?
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Guinan - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 22:40:29 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63452
>>63457
As Guinan wakes up on the Ferengi cruiser, a man turns from the bar eating a grubworm burger
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Guinan - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 22:42:27 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63458
*Suspensful Music, followed by a brief fade to black where the commercial would have been when this episode was on TV.*
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Guinan - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 23:12:30 EST ID:iQjyi6hu No.63473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63459
You see, Kayron, the hue mahn that has booked passage on our vessel is the version of Kirk from over a hundred years ago in an alternate universe where his dad got killed by some Romulan miner or something. Also since the prime universe Kirk made an earlier appearance, we may be approaching a grandfather paradox.. perhaps we should adjourn to the shuttle with our latinum rather than risk losing our assets in an unprofitable venture.
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Jimmy - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 01:04:03 EST ID:6ONfNT63 No.63492 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Captain, it would appear as if your actions aboard the Romulan vessel caused the universe to fracture severely. We are in the fan fiction universe.
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Jimmy - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 01:05:09 EST ID:6ONfNT63 No.63493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63492
Doesn't anybody have any good news for me?
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Jimmy - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 01:17:44 EST ID:6ONfNT63 No.63495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63493
I do, Captain. I'm Lt. Kroker, and this man may provide the blueprint for handling a grandfather paradox.
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Tavek - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 16:02:50 EST ID:5VzmgF16 No.63499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63495
Be warned though, in some realities Captain, you end up merely as a police man....
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Robin Lefler - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 16:51:14 EST ID:yWGkhyKa No.63500 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63499
Admiral Archer's reports indicate it could be more variable than that. Take care Captain.
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Tavek - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 16:57:09 EST ID:5VzmgF16 No.63501 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>63500
>Archer was one of us the whole time?
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Guinan - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 03:13:40 EST ID:YgZcIPNC No.63510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Alternate Universes intensify
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Lt. Diana Giddings - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 07:35:06 EST ID:uHTH/ncC No.63512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63499
>Mrs. Horta you're under arrest for homicide and destruction of property.

>You don't understand. I was defending my children...

>I think she's telling the truth, Jim.
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Lt. Diana Giddings - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 07:44:46 EST ID:uHTH/ncC No.63513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63499
>>63512
>Captain Decker you are relieved of command.

>I don't recognize your authority to relieve me!

>You may file a formal protest with the Chief of Police.
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Lt. Diana Giddings - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 07:47:48 EST ID:uHTH/ncC No.63514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>63499
>>63512
>>63513

>All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed! We'll see about you deserting the force!
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Lt. Diana Giddings - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 07:48:41 EST ID:uHTH/ncC No.63515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63514
forgot image. nb.
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Erika Benteen - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:26:51 EST ID:CqzmvBTm No.63517 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>63510
Is Guinan guest singing for George Clinton in this pic?
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Noah Lessing - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 19:54:41 EST ID:Dw4esNg/ No.63524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63500
>I'll be honest with ya, Al, I don't think I'll be able to get a hit off this guy, much less a home run.

>You're the winning run. If you don't win this game you might not Leap.
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Noah Lessing - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 19:55:49 EST ID:Dw4esNg/ No.63525 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63524
DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Guinan - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 20:11:18 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>63517
Guinan is Jedi
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Noah Lessing - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 07:12:49 EST ID:Dw4esNg/ No.63530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Captain, sensors detect we are in a reality in which we are all action figures.

>Thank you Mr. Spock. Lt. Uhura... send a subspace communication to the nerdy kid up there with the camera. Tell him about Guinan, my kinky universe-breaking sex, and our current timeline dilemma.

>Aye, sir.
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Noah Lessing - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 07:18:42 EST ID:Dw4esNg/ No.63531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63530
>Captain, Constable Odo of station Deep Space Nine want to beam aboard. He says he's got two fugitives in custody-- one of which is an El Aurian.

>It could be Guinan, sir.

>Shut up and put on your duty uniform, Will. Mr. Worf, have Odo and his prisoners beamed directly to the bridge!
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Noah Lessing - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 07:21:34 EST ID:Dw4esNg/ No.63532 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63531
*Dramatic music and cut to commercial.*
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Guinan - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 00:12:17 EST ID:YgZcIPNC No.63554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63532
Hey, uh listen.. I don't know who any of you are or why you brought me here.. and honestly by my people's standards you all are pretty horrifyingly ugly. Can I.. please.. PLEASE leave?
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Herbert Rossoff - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 07:10:25 EST ID:G1MPXKb+ No.63556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63554
Yes! We're real again!
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Herbert Rossoff - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 07:20:32 EST ID:G1MPXKb+ No.63557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63556
Mr. Worf, escort that ugly thing to the brig; Mr. Data, set a course for Deep Space Nine so that we can drop off Constable Odo and the Vorgon.
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M'Ress - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 14:51:12 EST ID:5VzmgF16 No.63558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>63557
>Unscheduled off-world activation!
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M'Ress - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 14:52:45 EST ID:5VzmgF16 No.63559 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63558
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Weyoun 6 - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 19:13:18 EST ID:G1MPXKb+ No.63560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63559
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
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Darlene Kursky - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 22:50:50 EST ID:l5TvN503 No.63561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63560
T'pol: Captain, I'm detecting a massive starship also orbiting this water planet. Unidentified origin. Would you like me to hail them?
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Guinan - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 23:40:43 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63561
>Water Planet
>Water.. Planet.. Water Polo..
>Water Polo
...
Open Frequencies.
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Iliana Ghemor - Fri, 26 Jan 2018 02:48:47 EST ID:AMPJQSyM No.63563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63562
>Hey, Kelso...

>What?

>15 quatloos says the Captain's gonna try to have sex with whatever's hailing us.

>After all this!? You're on!
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Janice Rand - Fri, 26 Jan 2018 18:52:42 EST ID:5VzmgF16 No.63564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63563
>Hello, this is Atlantis
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Ulani Belor - Sat, 27 Jan 2018 01:33:09 EST ID:pOqbgFjh No.63565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63564
Alright men, we've been contacted. I want to remind all of you that the crew of the Enterprise is under direct orders from Starfleet Command not to have sex with anything. That goes double for you, tubby!
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Ulani Belor - Sat, 27 Jan 2018 01:37:43 EST ID:pOqbgFjh No.63566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63565
>Julian, you don't think the captain and Dax would've left us behind, do ya? Julian?
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Ulani Belor - Sat, 27 Jan 2018 02:00:50 EST ID:pOqbgFjh No.63567 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63562
>Captain, we are being hailed... by the Enterprise.
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Guinan - Mon, 29 Jan 2018 04:15:06 EST ID:Hzew1D4O No.63576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>*DUN DUN DUNNN*
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Daniel Jackson - Thu, 01 Feb 2018 12:31:15 EST ID:Oo2ldhGK No.63613 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Make it so
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Vekma - Fri, 02 Feb 2018 12:53:05 EST ID:uDSy6HHk No.63631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dead, Jim. They're all dead. I need a drink.
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Porthos - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 22:04:36 EST ID:ZBzcw/Bu No.63648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>63566
>>63565

hey guys im a noob here. only series i have watched is TNG. in these pics it looks like colm meany / miles o'brien is in TOS? or is it a photoshop or doppleganger or something? google said he was only in TNG/DS9
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Travis Mayweather - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 23:34:07 EST ID:2G6oewNa No.63650 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>63648
DS9 time travel episode: Trials and Tribbil-ations.
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Dr. Yuris - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 04:16:53 EST ID:CqzmvBTm No.63651 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>63648
they basically photoshopped an entire DS9 episode into a TOS episode
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Kimara Cretak - Tue, 03 Apr 2018 00:45:31 EST ID:Viic1J5I No.64249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Guinan - Thu, 05 Apr 2018 05:33:05 EST ID:YgZcIPNC No.64271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>64249
>DICKS EVERYWHERE
Go to the holodeck for that, Noonien
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Guinan - Tue, 01 May 2018 18:49:34 EST ID:b048m/L8 No.64423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>63458
>*SLUUURRRRRPPPPP*


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