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Rascals Episode 2: Wesley's Revenge

- Sun, 14 Aug 2016 02:39:11 EST sehZ/Igr No.55667
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Guys, it finally happened. 4 years, 2 months, 15 days, 18 hours, 32 minutes and 19 seconds after it was first created, the rascals thread has sunk into the dark abyss where only netjester can roam.

RIP in peace creepy thread.
Guinan - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 02:41:12 EST sehZ/Igr No.55668 Reply
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>Well, I just saw "Rascals", the TNG episode where Picard, Guinan, Ro Laren, and Keiko O'brien are turned into 12 year olds.

>And as I watched that scene where Keiko asks Miles if he could still "be her husband" even though she's stuck in a child's body, I thought to myself, "I bet someone wrote a god damn pedo fanfic."

>So I checked online. And I was right. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>The fanfic is called Horny Rascals.


>And is fucking hilarious.

Lucky for you guys I made a holographic backup

Guinan - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 02:51:16 EST sehZ/Igr No.55675 Reply
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Let's see how long the Next Generation of threads can survive
Weyoun 7 - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 04:13:55 EST siczhJsP No.55678 Reply
My first thought when I first saw the Rascals episode was.. "Well looks like O'Brien won't have to spend his shore leave in Thailand this year."
Gul Darhe'el - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 10:37:27 EST NhVFjF3f No.55680 Reply
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true love knows no bounds
Senator Vreenak - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 10:53:03 EST oZLoAdHE No.55681 Reply
I assume in a year, the Traveler will bring the thread back to the front page.
Phlox - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 12:12:19 EST N+RlYH+s No.55682 Reply
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Stardate 47634.44

Never Forget
Lupaza - Wed, 17 Aug 2016 23:56:26 EST aQZi/3lR No.55743 Reply
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RIP in Peace

You shall be remembered as long as you are not forgotten
Guinan - Thu, 18 Aug 2016 00:38:55 EST sehZ/Igr No.55748 Reply
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>You shall be remembered as long as you are not forgotten

Direct hit to the humor array, lmao cascade imminent
!70IlR3h8C. - Sun, 28 Aug 2016 20:51:55 EST oUKCjBls No.55977 Reply
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As the guy that posted the link to that fic... You're welcome.
The Fool !oj3475yHBQ - Mon, 29 Aug 2016 00:26:29 EST 0Liu5VpE No.55978 Reply
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in-case that didn't work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yQFvZsN43A
Guinan - Mon, 29 Aug 2016 21:17:41 EST V5gtyaob No.55987 Reply
I'm always listening.

In fact I'm actually always recording. I tapped into all the comms and holorecorders.
Liquidator Brunt - Thu, 01 Sep 2016 16:16:07 EST 5aCbAqEw No.56008 Reply
>posts horny rascals

>doesn't post the distorted view reading of horny rascals.

my search is turning up blank but it was funny as fuck
Gul Evek - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 20:16:56 EST wMXX0kqT No.56120 Reply
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I feel dirty thinking about young Ro Laren.
Guinan - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 21:41:28 EST QKLcMwv1 No.56176 Reply

After reading it in its entirety for the first time I have to say HOLY DUCK THAT WAS DISTURBING.. I didn't realize there was a part with Guinn in it lel.. I just never could force myself to read that filth before

Keio really is a bitch. The only thing that would make this story worse is if they combined it with the DS9 episode where Molly gets lost in time and becomes basically retarded.
Lt. Cmdr. Dexter Remmick - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 01:33:43 EST /M7y7o2O No.56180 Reply
>retard adult molly gets handsy with child kake

that's gotta be out there somewhere
Guinan - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 13:51:34 EST n08X0aXU No.56184 Reply
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I'm thinking about writing it. But if I did I'd have to include the part from the dirty rascals where "Obrien takes off his starfleet uniform in a single motion" because how the fuck do you even do that?

>Retarded Molly yearned for her father's embrace.
>"That's right Molly, you've been very bad" tiny Keiko quips, as she collects the drool from her much taller daughters lips to use as lubricant
>Molly grunts with vigor as Obrien appears in the doorway and suddenly removes his entire Starlet uniform in a single motion

You get the idea
Arik Soong - Tue, 13 Sep 2016 05:14:03 EST 5aCbAqEw No.56250 Reply
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I feel kinda bad for her BF there. He's probably all "top kek ST09"

And shes like. Nigguh I was in the good era of star trek fuck outta here. Born on the mafuggin ENT D.

Pic related, her face when BF asks stupid questions about Trek.
Seamus - Sun, 18 Sep 2016 13:38:30 EST ow1swZIg No.56340 Reply
I find most uses of that gif fairly odd as it is used so out of context with the source material, but in this case... its a fairly good choice
Christine Chapel - Wed, 21 Sep 2016 05:45:43 EST Gt4InWr6 No.56376 Reply

I actually came back to 420chan today just to check if Rascals was still around...

Gonna miss that thread.
Guinan - Wed, 21 Sep 2016 16:25:39 EST sehZ/Igr No.56382 Reply
One month and one week too late I'm afraid. At least it lasted long enough for Beyond to come out. That movie seems less shitty the the previous nuTraks.
Vice Admiral Nakamura - Fri, 30 Sep 2016 17:06:25 EST GpOw1ffg No.56493 Reply
We gonna keep this one going for another four years?
Toral - Fri, 30 Sep 2016 20:57:52 EST DMbI2BD1 No.56496 Reply
>We gonna keep this one going for another four years?
four more years
four more years
Fuuuu Q - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 13:19:11 EST vGMLu6FY No.56739 Reply
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First visit in months, only came to bump the rascals thread. I don't know how I'm going to move on from this
Fer'at - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 20:01:18 EST /M7y7o2O No.56744 Reply
but once you learn that space and time are just products of the mind you can go beyond warp and fuck em in the infinite places they don't even know they have yet
Ambassador Shras - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 20:31:59 EST KikjBBjU No.56746 Reply
God damn it Traveler, we don't need your bullshit on the nature of the universe. Go back to flogging Wes.
Fer'at - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 17:22:38 EST /M7y7o2O No.56758 Reply
I'm simply trying to show you that it is possible for all of us to molest wesley in ways never before imagined

infinite diversity in infinite combinations my friend
Quark - Fri, 21 Oct 2016 01:46:51 EST xFnlgs1F No.56771 Reply
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Don't know if I saved this pic from here or another board but I love it.
Lore - Fri, 21 Oct 2016 16:17:05 EST +5hgZe3l No.56779 Reply
See guise, if we make Klingon's blood pink we can show LOTS of it and ppl with think Trek is so edgy!
Definitely not like a pepto-bismol monster exploded!
Lore - Fri, 21 Oct 2016 17:39:05 EST +5hgZe3l No.56781 Reply
I know, I'm just being cheeky.
Also there is an argument to be made that they should have just used less blood to keep it a realistic color and in their target rating.
Ambassador Thoris - Fri, 21 Oct 2016 19:45:23 EST sS5y1lLA No.56782 Reply

but the floating blood is a crucial part of the plot.
Degra - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 04:46:37 EST xFnlgs1F No.56787 Reply
I have always kind of wished they kept that as a thing. McCoy was always going on about Spock's green blood. Would have helped make them a bit more alien than just having traditional read blood.

However, I do admit it does look kind of silly. The only other argument I can think of is the fact that the Klingons are already established as having varying physiology. Some Klingons COULD have pink blood. Maybe?
Donik - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 05:55:26 EST +5hgZe3l No.56794 Reply
Well that's just the thing, every other time we see Klingon blood it's red. With the Vulcans, there is a very well thought out explanation for why it's green, down to using copper instead of iron in hemoglobin. What's the element that binds oxygen in Klingon blood, peptobismolium?
Guinan - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 13:24:29 EST RHNGWoY0 No.56801 Reply

>Some marine invertebrates have hemerythrin as a respiratory pigment. This pigment is colorless when deoxygenated and pink-violet in color when oxygenated.

Pink blood exists on earth, it's just not very common. I for one always liked the pink blood. When I saw Undiscovered Country in theaters, I was just a kid.. I thought it was kind of cool that the Klingons look so human on the outside, but on the inside their blood and guts were very different in even color.. it made them seem more real and more alien.. and I always liked the irony of a glorious warrior race having pinkish fuchsia blood.

I personally wouldn't complain if they just rolled with the pink blood from now on.
Guinan - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 15:01:43 EST 7tt+uzNZ No.56802 Reply
augment virus

for a stupid asspull it solves sooo many problems with the Klingons
Admiral Cartwright - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 21:40:55 EST /M7y7o2O No.56804 Reply
copper based hemoglobin exists and it is blue not green
Raven Overcoming Orchid !Tz0ULG.7to - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 22:16:31 EST 3q2kEMAP No.56805 Reply
Blood with iron hemoglobin would be bright red when saturated with oxygen, and a blueish purple when depeleted of oxygen.

Blood with copper as hemoglobin would be green when saturated with oxygen, and, well, a bright, pinkish red when oxygen is depleted.

It's just chemistry.
Admiral Cartwright - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 23:21:35 EST /M7y7o2O No.56807 Reply
also the price of copper is the reason true blue fireworks are the rarest ones, nb
Prophet - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 05:30:40 EST Q99uj1Y0 No.56815 Reply
I guess copper hemoglobin might be a more frequent occurrence in world with less iron and more copper in the crust? If copper is relatively rare there's going to be fewer sources to get it into one's diet after all.
Lonzo - Tue, 25 Oct 2016 15:32:53 EST fy/Qp6+b No.56825 Reply
RIP Rascals Thread, we hardly knew ye

May 29th, forever enshrined
Hadley - Wed, 02 Nov 2016 05:17:35 EST XdkiP2jZ No.56897 Reply
If iron became hard to come by all alternatives to it would become more likely. I think it has more to do with a long list of pros and cons. Like consuming copper in the amounts recommended for iron can lead to toxic effects. So either whatever biochemical processes are negatively effected by copper would have to be changed if we needed more to sustain copper based blood oxygenation. Processes don't become negatively affected by copper magically. There's something gained from using that particular process that makes it worth the toxic effect. It's a giant optimization math problem where we don't have a good model.

Shit's probably weirder than we can imagine. Everything on earth uses the same basic amino acids to build proteins. I suspect that DNA isn't the only self replicating information carrying molecule out there. That opens up all kinds of stuff we probably won't know about until we run in to out there in the universe.
Gul Ranor - Wed, 02 Nov 2016 13:51:41 EST vaPOI6HO No.56898 Reply
I hadn't thought about that. I assumed hemoglobin was iron based because our crust has a shit tonne of iron but there's all this other stuff.

Though if Vulcans and humans can have babies then they probably would use our basic aminos and DNA surely?

However your post is interesting outside the context of star trek and totally worth waiting 9 days for.
Nurse Alyssa Ogawa - Wed, 02 Nov 2016 17:55:41 EST +5hgZe3l No.56900 Reply
Vulcans would have different metabolic processes, so copper might not be toxic to them at all. In the case of hybrids, it may be that one type of blood or another must predominate because of this, which is why Spock's blood is still green instead of purple or whatever.
We also know that all the races which descended from the 'The Chase' people have double-stranded DNA with the same base pair (and thus amino acids) as us, or else the episode makes no sense. Indeed, it would seem to be the case that most life is based on DNA and with the same amino acids in the Trek universe.
In real life, probably DNA is a pretty novel development, there may be as many different kinds of genetic storage media out there as there are worlds with life.
Kotan Pa'Dar - Thu, 03 Nov 2016 02:39:19 EST YNWz1Xqf No.56906 Reply
Yeah the fact that they're calling it DNA means there's a lot in common. RNA is very similar and still rates a new name. Interbreeding implies a lot more similarity. More similarity than really old aliens spraying DNA all over the universe implies. We'd have a lot more dogfuckers with human-dog hybrid babies walking around if being able to interbreed was as easy as sharing DNA from a billion years ago. Dogs and humans even share a common ancestor.

DNA definitely implies use of basic aminos. You can turn a DNA sequence in to a string of amino acids on paper. There's a certain code for terminating the string even. A unique string of amino acids implies a unique protein. So on paper you can go from DNA code to protein. Figuring out how those proteins behave and interact is way more complicated and the subject of a fuck ton of current research.

In one of Dawkin's books he says that DNA couldn't have been the first self replicating molecule. I forget his exact explanation. Basically it couldn't bootstrap itself. It relies on other stuff for replicating. It's like you know modern processors aren't the first computers because it took another computer to design a chip with >100 million transistors. It takes a cell to replicate DNA and produce proteins from it. It takes DNA to make current cells. Somewhere back in time this dependency chain has to break. Which implies something besides DNA is possible. More than one implies more than two is way more likely than exactly 2.

If you find this interesting enough to read about it check out Dawkin's books, at least the ones not focusing on religion. Before he got on the religion soap box he was a researcher in statistical genetics and does a good job at explaining the research in a way that someone with a high school level understanding of biology can understand without dumbing it down. His audio books were available in a torrent on the pirate bay last time I checked.
Tom Paris - Sun, 06 Nov 2016 05:57:41 EST vaPOI6HO No.56946 Reply
Yeah I forgot about that. They actually covered that DNA was put there.

I think life also started quite a few times without DNA and died out before it started without DNA and then developed DNA. I think the aliens putting DNA there implies they probably did more than just let processes run wild, they guided it to ensure quite a few in form and capabilities. Also interbreeding still required medical intervention.

Back in the real world you make a good point. However we know DNA isn't the first self replicating molecule, not just of this run of life, but several runs before which failed but did exist before life finally took long enough to get complicated.

Someone actually made me read the god delusion. The first half is the same point 5 times over. The second half he gets off track and actually it's pretty good. Stuff like universal inbuilt morality and shit. But yeah I mean most people can't even hold in their head that he defined the concept of "meme" and what it means so most don't realise he's also a very credible biologist.
Minister Kuvak - Sun, 06 Nov 2016 06:02:36 EST +5hgZe3l No.56947 Reply
What you just said made me realize the very sad reality that there's probably someone out there who heard Dawkins invented the meme and thinks that means he came up with image macros...
Ambassador Thoris - Wed, 07 Dec 2016 13:40:31 EST RxQ4CZd2 No.57237 Reply
This episode was on BBC America today.
Willie Hawkins - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 21:27:38 EST nXVK90Q7 No.57480 Reply
It's Christmas Day, and Rascals is playing right now on H&I, a local analogue channel in Florida.
B'Etor - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 08:29:22 EST fJR+RWM3 No.58972 Reply
O'brien is one insensitive bastard. It wasn't even pedo because she was an adult.
Noah Lessing - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 15:56:43 EST NsYbbNZU No.58983 Reply
Yeah man that was one point where I was like 'oh shit ST I cannot believe you just went there' and yet we all know what we would have done in that situation... go find that fine af young Picard
Weyoun 8 - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 17:07:09 EST kIUOtR3z No.58984 Reply
Yeah loli Keiko is still Keiko. It's still a hell​.
Admiral Cartwright - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 18:19:29 EST 52qIw6x9 No.58985 Reply
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I think we all know what REALLY happened *wink*
Lt. Ro Laren - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 09:35:10 EST 52qIw6x9 No.59027 Reply
I had to check who the actress was that played young Keiko, because I thought it might have been the same girl who played the elf Judy in The Santa Clause, and nope. Although https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Junko_King did go on to be a show runner over at Doramon (some anime kids show).

Unfortunately looks like Judy disappeared, and my guess is she got hella molested and washed out of hollywood. Uncouth? It's the truth and you know it. http://m.imdb.com/name/nm0848402/
Rom - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 10:58:08 EST KN9lUNxQ No.59028 Reply
I assume they mean the US dub of Doraemon? Seems weird they'd have some rando in a real position on a franchise of that size.
The Traveler - Sun, 28 May 2017 19:40:10 EST IvqKu3ks No.59481 Reply
Happy Rascals Day my brothers.
Grand Nagus Gint - Sun, 28 May 2017 20:40:32 EST 5ockzHQp No.59484 Reply
Happy Rascals Day
Guinan - Sun, 28 May 2017 23:17:10 EST GygX1Icc No.59493 Reply
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I almost forgot about the 99 hours in msPaint spent saving the original thread.. Happy motherfucking rascals day!
Darlene Kursky - Mon, 29 May 2017 22:23:11 EST maxNIBJl No.59506 Reply
Happy Rascals Day!

The day Ishka Moogie lost a little bit of faith in humanity!
Senator Vreenak - Sat, 19 Aug 2017 23:24:34 EST bG7T1enp No.60683 Reply
bump from the grave
Dr. Telek R'Mor - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 04:45:32 EST q3Ag4rx9 No.60684 Reply
Symbolic solidarity bump
Dr. Telek R'Mor - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 09:05:17 EST F7YA6ABj No.60685 Reply
Bump for great unity
Jaresh-Inyo - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 17:54:18 EST Ppi/R+Gb No.60686 Reply
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I noticed this thread has also vanished at some point. Spreading the screenshot. Mostly so next time my hard drive dies someone else can return it. I mean so you all can appreciate it.
Weyoun 8 - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 20:28:22 EST Wqg7ST5a No.60690 Reply
aw man RIP hasperat thread. probably the best exercise in copypasta memery i've ever witnessed. also lead me to that foodreplicator tumblr that actually had some super cool recipes.
Naomi Wildman - Tue, 22 Aug 2017 09:54:15 EST vGqrUxwU No.60702 Reply
Perhaps the only thread better than the Rascals thread was the Hasperat thread. RIP.
Mot - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 13:33:16 EST dX/8vXzl No.60709 Reply
I don't know why, but I hate Ensign Ro Lauren or whatever she's called. She's just a bitchy looking miserable pointlessly-rebellious bitch. I'm glad they didn't get the actress that played her back and instead replaced her with Kira, though Kira was the same way to a lesser degree.
Timothy Lang - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 14:51:51 EST ykiJhCGY No.60710 Reply
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That's how all Bajoran act, they're the worst people
But agreed, why would the Federation let Bajor join the Federation when they nknew they were all butthurt hyper-religious proto-terrorists? Especially let them join StarFleet? Way to go hoo-mans you just goofed
Lt. Cmdr. Dexter Remmick - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 22:29:49 EST dX/8vXzl No.60715 Reply
All hotness jokes aside, Star Fleet made no sense offering for Bajor to join the federation.
>butthurt hyper-religious proto-terrorists
Let's not forget the Bajoran mell/filth
Jack Crusher - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 06:50:33 EST UJv1sNL4 No.62223 Reply
Newsflash: Nana Visitor has rockin' tits.

Seriously, though, she is a strikingly beautiful woman. I met her at the last Trek convention in London, she looks different, but more... MILFy.
Legate Hovat - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 07:00:57 EST zQ+XXy3R No.62225 Reply

Yeah she was on Torchwood: Miracle Day too. While she looked nowhere near like she was on DS9, and was still pretty hot. Total MILF, hard to believe that her and Alexander Siddig got married just as DS9 was ending then divorced only 4 years after.

Hard to believe that for a brief moment we get to see Kira have little banter moment with Q while getting blown up by Newman.
DaiMon Tarr - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 15:31:21 EST fANVI3VI No.62863 Reply
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Miles Edward O'Brien, I am still your wife!
Crystalline Entity - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 06:35:47 EST Jx/XVRHF No.62907 Reply
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Sorry for bad quality
Guinan - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 13:59:17 EST Ip/oTNy5 No.62910 Reply
I have long sought a better resolution of this image
Corporal Chang - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 17:47:25 EST HPU/OyhG No.63358 Reply
Creepiest episode ever, imagine being trapped in a kid's body forever, too horrifying to think about.
Amanda Grayson - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 18:30:31 EST 5VzmgF16 No.63359 Reply
Imagine being O'Brien and having a horny tween wife...

No, wait, scratch that...forgot you were all pervy pedos...
Ensign Popps - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 23:45:16 EST leyb9HwS No.63362 Reply
I'm glad I didn't discover this thread sooner. I don't think I could've sit through all the crazy live.
Legate Kell - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 11:35:21 EST 5T37hTRI No.63367 Reply
Imagine saying good bye to anything resembling a normal life, no more drinking, no more dating, no more sex, and starving because you can't have a job.
Katogh - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 19:31:02 EST bvS132KV No.63369 Reply
I don't think most folks around these boards have to imagine points 1, 3, and 4.
Lt. Cmdr. Jack Crusher - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 09:55:05 EST MUJ4M6tq No.63386 Reply
Wouldn't be too bad if you would simply grow up again.

I'd probably make some different choices given the chance to do-over part of my youth.
David Marcus - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 13:00:55 EST pl9xfrjv No.63390 Reply
>say goodbye
lol no my S-Rank pussy eating game is about to go /ss/-Rank and those slutmoms will provide the rest
Marla Gilmore - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 00:47:04 EST ZlJp0gcI No.63401 Reply
>starving because you can't have a job.

Seems incredibly doubtful based on what we know of the UFP.
Governor Torak - Sat, 07 Apr 2018 19:10:08 EST cPGYbo9a No.64290 Reply
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>tfw your children will not get to see the original thread
Travis Mayweather - Tue, 10 Apr 2018 20:26:19 EST mbyjGwXO No.64299 Reply

why did this hilarious pic have to be ruined with a bottom of the barrel gutterslut that is completely unrelated to trek?
Malcolm Reed - Sat, 19 May 2018 07:07:53 EST OoAY3Tf2 No.64621 Reply
You know what? I got drunk and started watching TNG and thought "Huh, I wonder if that Rascals thread is still going on 420chan. It's been going on for fucking ever now". And i'm actually sad that it's not, even though I thought that episode was meh,
Guinan - Sat, 19 May 2018 13:12:40 EST AW7jW0tC No.64628 Reply
If you scroll up to the top of the thread, I archived the entire thing using a technology known as msPaint
Odo - Sat, 19 May 2018 19:21:17 EST DStF7Vev No.64634 Reply
Guinan, nice to see you posting again. I hope you are doing well.

You should check out HTTrack. It easily copies threads and stuff for offline use and you can also share the links. http://www.httrack.com/
Guinan - Sat, 19 May 2018 21:34:09 EST b048m/L8 No.64639 Reply
I hope you are doing alright yourself, Odo. How's the Great Link?

And to be honest I appreciate that. I had to do my work in a hurry since that thread hit the bumplimit and fell to the last page, so I used the most ghetto of methods.
Skrain DuThot - Mon, 21 May 2018 14:27:51 EST V5NqeO2L No.64654 Reply
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Rascals day is in 9 days, here's to 6 years!
Deanna Troi - Mon, 21 May 2018 17:41:45 EST 5VzmgF16 No.64658 Reply
Ooooooo! I hope Kirt let's us do something special!
Guinan - Sun, 27 May 2018 05:45:50 EST GqcFpgis No.64743 Reply
Rumor has it he's gonna let us fuck with the settings on the spacetime continuum
Albert Macklin - Sun, 27 May 2018 23:52:44 EST l5TvN503 No.64746 Reply
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This gif is precisely how I felt reading the Rascals thread for the first time.
Lt. JG Nog - Tue, 29 May 2018 09:00:44 EST fy/Qp6+b No.64756 Reply
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Happy Rascals Day

At least, it's May 29th already in my locale
Guinan - Tue, 29 May 2018 19:25:30 EST hEzRSijI No.64760 Reply
I made a baby sandwich in celebration

Guinan - Tue, 29 May 2018 20:45:39 EST hEzRSijI No.64761 Reply
I just watched RASCALS my niggas

it's definitely some kind of leftover idea from TOS, it's so goddamn retarded that they discover the secret to eternal youth and never really investigate it. Also there was some drama with the chick who played Ro and they almost had her stay a kid. That would have been weird amirite?
Guinan - Tue, 29 May 2018 20:48:08 EST hEzRSijI No.64762 Reply
Kidified Ro Laren vs. Feral Child Molly, who wins in a fight?
Guinan - Tue, 29 May 2018 20:48:08 EST hEzRSijI No.64763 Reply
Kidified Ro Laren vs. Feral Child Molly, who wins in a fight?
Tuvok - Tue, 29 May 2018 22:39:45 EST SfiMcBo4 No.64764 Reply
Feral Molly until Obrien bets all his potatoes on her winning.
Emperor Sompek - Wed, 30 May 2018 12:22:53 EST 7GCRfRca No.64766 Reply
Kid Ensign Ro. She still retains her adult knowledge and training, so she'd probably be able to disable Molly without either getting seriously injured.
Valkris - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 20:19:31 EST 5uU+DoWU No.64883 Reply
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I'd rather bet on "grown up" IRL Molly.
creepy thread is creepy thread
Guinan - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 05:10:27 EST D65nZOLV No.65262 Reply
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Kayron - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 08:06:06 EST MUJ4M6tq No.65266 Reply
I'm really dissapointed in the internet.
I tried to find some Star Trek Rascals loli fanart but all I found were pics of Troi with a 2 foot schlong
Jack - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 19:20:01 EST TBm9Axx+ No.65272 Reply
RIP old thread. You were weird, but what around here isn't?
Guinan and therm0, thanks for the screencaps.

>click to see for myself
>oh hey weed's the 4th pic
1701 blaze it redshirt
Guinan - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 04:49:34 EST D65nZOLV No.65276 Reply
You got it!

Also...this thread is just shy of two years old and the original made it to 4 years.. therefore, some form of this thread has existed for about 6 years.

Damn 2012 didn't seem that long ago
Emperor Sompek - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 18:49:58 EST +Sdih/hG No.65286 Reply
The years start to blend together in the nexus.
Mezoti - Thu, 09 Aug 2018 17:33:23 EST +xWHDIPk No.65505 Reply
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I've been gone a long long time and god damnit there is still a rascals thread on the front page.
Q - Fri, 14 Sep 2018 18:17:06 EST 0KyxXOfA No.65775 Reply
>I'd probably make some different choices given the chance to do-over part of my youth.
But what if you screw things up like Picard did in Tapestry?
Q - Fri, 14 Sep 2018 19:46:47 EST 0KyxXOfA No.65776 Reply
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Just finished watching Rascals, the science behind this episode is really silly however it's a fun episode to watch - 7/10. They should have kept Guinan as a kid, it would have been good to see the crew take advice from an old wise kid in future episodes.

@19:11 Alien Plectrum - Cannot be unseen (Pic related)
Dr. Crell Moset - Sat, 15 Sep 2018 04:41:27 EST 4WVh8sFm No.65778 Reply
but then what would they have done with woopsie goldenburger?
Corporal R Richards - Sun, 16 Sep 2018 07:10:47 EST /3CEfzGr No.65781 Reply
One thing everyone agrees about that episode is that whoever cast those kids actually did a good job, ESPECIALLY with Guinan.
Kalita - Sun, 16 Sep 2018 18:17:48 EST HeFO2p/X No.65783 Reply
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Idk I thought the kid for Cakehole was just a pretty bad actor all around. I mean, she was a kid, so I can't blame her per se.
The kid who they got for Guinan was truly amazing and it's a shame she didn't go on to appear in front of the screen. But apparently that wasn't the Trek casting guy either -- she played the young version of Whoopie in the movie 'Sister Act' released that same year. Since learning that I think probably the whole episode started when Goldberg was like 'omg I can't believe how much this kid I did this movie with looks like me! TNG writers, we have to do a kids episode.'
Leeta - Mon, 17 Sep 2018 01:35:30 EST egSVvJnM No.65785 Reply
I've been away from this site for awhile. Why? WHy? WHy would you do this?
EMH MARK 2 - Wed, 20 Feb 2019 14:49:07 EST /F4SF/9B No.66522 Reply
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You thought a petty temporal distortion could get rid of us?
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 20:44:40 EST 7hZAtms2 No.66643 Reply
Wow it's super convenient that this is here because i don't have it anymore.
The Traveler - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 18:37:24 EST CKai9XQj No.66682 Reply
Did I have a fever dream, I'd swear we were having a discussion in this thread about rascals in nutrek, but I can't see it now. I don't check that often so did I miss a server outage or something?
Commander Donatra - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 15:24:36 EST gd7aYE6z No.66696 Reply
That was before the temporal shift a few weeks ago. I remember that discussion too.
Major J Hayes - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 23:26:34 EST d0LtxciW No.66698 Reply
Dozens, hundreds of savable images lost. like tears in rain
Guinan - Tue, 12 Mar 2019 01:36:41 EST D65nZOLV No.66699 Reply
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Here's a new one

You know that shitty episode where a second Defiant gets sent back in time or some retarded shit? Literally awful episode in my opinion.. save for the part where they made a math tutoring program starring Quark all about economics. Anyway it was on my local TV station and goddamn Odos got like this fake spray on tan going on and some newly golden ass locks. He seriously looks like a babby changeling trying to morph into Grand Nagus Trump.

In all honestly though timeline shifts suck now you guys know the pain of having one foot in the nexus and all that
Guinan - Tue, 12 Mar 2019 01:37:35 EST D65nZOLV No.66700 Reply
Oh fugg
You know what they say about old people and technology. And I'm like 600 years old.
The Traveller - Tue, 28 May 2019 17:42:28 EST uKel43ZP No.67680 Reply
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Happy Rascals Day you sick fuckos

I'm still keen for a nutrek rascals ep, fuck disco though. They are all too young. Have Seth use footage from his appearance in Ent, Isaac becomes a toaster, and hilarity with Bortas and his husband and son.
Guinan - Tue, 28 May 2019 20:02:50 EST b048m/L8 No.67684 Reply
Happy Rascals Day my negritos
Ensign Kashimuro Nozawa - Thu, 08 Aug 2019 22:57:48 EST cbMfxU/F No.68255 Reply
Required reading for any /strek/ newfags coming in cold.
Gantt - Fri, 09 Aug 2019 21:51:50 EST GXnxVYUu No.68293 Reply
I just love the Rascals Threads
Admiral T'Lara - Mon, 18 Nov 2019 12:19:43 EST bOlOhkyn No.69100 Reply
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hooray for thread
Lon Suder - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 02:59:58 EST BBoo42qJ No.69115 Reply

Please tell me that isn't the only picture like that.

Also, I get the feeling that the bridge of the bird of prey is actually a penis.
Admiral T'Lara - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 04:43:35 EST MUJ4M6tq No.69117 Reply
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> I get the feeling that the bridge of the bird of prey is actually a penis

Yes it's quite suspicious that this phallic shaped part of the ship is not visible

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