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- Fri, 17 May 2019 13:16:31 EST lYrQ3S+c No.67552
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What food or drink from trek would you most like to try?
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Lt. Ro Laren - Fri, 17 May 2019 14:50:56 EST oDV8iW5L No.67553 Reply
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>>67552
1) green
2) saru
3) replicated weird alien food
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Natima Lang - Fri, 17 May 2019 15:21:15 EST gOUFeB9G No.67554 Reply
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>>67552
If on a ship or feddy planet with replicators I can literally eat taco bell each day and get swole because it is all the efficient nutrient combo no matter the food. the diarrhea may be kept intact for authentic purposes

It actually amazes me starfleet personel doesn't just eat garbage all day because they can and it will be the perfect health food because of replicators. Yet we never really see food on sreen all that often until DS9 at quarks and nelixes poison shop on VOY.
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Tallera - Sun, 19 May 2019 09:09:49 EST 4xG8xdJJ No.67571 Reply
>>67554
>It actually amazes me starfleet personel doesn't just eat garbage all day because they can and it will be the perfect health food because of replicators.
Enlightened society and all that.

I do expect something like spherical layered foods would be quite popular.
Just like Ferrero Rocher but also salty/starchy/meaty/spicy variants that are difficult to reproduce without a replicator.
Personally I would have something like a starchy shell wrapped with a perfectly uniform layer of crispy bacon, a core of meaty interior swimming in a spicy/umami flavored sauce and coated with volatile aromatic compound that also prevents greasy fingers and completely evaporates in the mouth.
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Nurse Alyssa Ogawa - Sun, 19 May 2019 12:11:06 EST YM+U5xlu No.67572 Reply
I'd down a handle of yamok sauce to start.
I know what food I wouldn't want to try, and it's not Klingonese.
HASPERAT
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Guinan - Sun, 19 May 2019 12:21:31 EST b048m/L8 No.67574 Reply
>>67572
this and also that nasty cardassian egg dish that picard eats in Chain of Command, for some reason I think it might actually be good
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Major J Hayes - Sun, 19 May 2019 14:34:47 EST cuwClnIs No.67575 Reply
>>67574
I think it's "taspar" that Jon Irenicus makes him eat while he's running tests to work out how to steal the soul from the Bhaalspawn.

Hasperat is probably mediocre as fuck and it's just eaten by puritan Bajorans, it sounds like a water alternative to vegetable curry. Just hit me up with a daal please.

I'd probably eat Klingon food but not gagh because that shit tastes disgusting and even Klingons enjoy the death spasms not the flavour. Wash it down with a romulan ale spiked with felicium, trash Quark's bar, wake up in the infirmary with Bashir taking my temperature rectally probably. Wait for him to heal the fractures. Then when that's done check the time and as it's about 2pm go meet Morn for a chat and a pint and start the whole thing over again.

I have a sweet tooth so I'd probably find Troi's number and phone her up for desert recommendations (hedonists like the Risans or Betazed would probably be great sources of decadent food). Oh and I know a good creole place in New New New New New Orleans.
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Tallera - Sun, 19 May 2019 15:08:12 EST 4xG8xdJJ No.67576 Reply
>>67575
>I think it's "taspar" that Jon Irenicus makes him eat while he's running tests to work out how to steal the soul from the Bhaalspawn.
It's pretty clear from the dialogue that it was halfway developed and normally is served fresh after being laid just like umm chicken eggs.

I find the notion that some alien foods would taste disgusting like gagh without real merit. It comes down to chemical processes. I imagine gagh tastes a little like bratwurst with a bloody interior.
Sure Klingons might have 'learned' to like bitterness the same way we lean to like hot sauce, in which case nevermind.
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Private S Money - Sun, 19 May 2019 20:47:12 EST jYqIDab0 No.67578 Reply
>>67552
as someone who loves strongly boozy coffee, Raktajino with a shot of Klingon Bloodwine
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Lursa - Mon, 20 May 2019 08:09:29 EST MUJ4M6tq No.67584 Reply
>>67574
I think it might have been inspired by an IRL "delicacy" called Balut.
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Borg Queen - Tue, 21 May 2019 07:24:38 EST b0lXiZRB No.67590 Reply
Wouldn't all you go... hoo-mons like an ice cold bottle of Slug-o Cola?
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Thrax - Tue, 21 May 2019 20:43:05 EST b0lXiZRB No.67597 Reply
>>67596
Knowing how Ferengi operate, is that 43% the percentage of the volume in the bottle that is live algae, or is it just 43% of whatever amount of algae they add is still alive?
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Blark - Tue, 21 May 2019 22:11:09 EST 8Tu6WKEq No.67598 Reply
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>>67597
>Knowing how Ferengi operate
>how Ferengi operate
You can't just fucking group us all together like that you twat. It baffles me how people can still be this ignorant. Reported, ignored, nb
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Admiral T'Lara - Tue, 21 May 2019 23:02:12 EST 4N3W0kaY No.67599 Reply
>>67598
That's literally what Star Trek does.

Diversity is only for humans.
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Commander Dolim - Wed, 22 May 2019 05:07:42 EST 60zgf9Xq No.67601 Reply
>>67599
yeah dude totally that's why in DS9 Rom and Nog have the exact same belief system as Quark and never stray from basic Ferengi ideology
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Sarek - Wed, 22 May 2019 08:53:05 EST MUJ4M6tq No.67602 Reply
>>67598
I just realized Ferengi kids see their mom naked all day erry day.
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David Marcus - Wed, 22 May 2019 13:18:42 EST gOUFeB9G No.67603 Reply
>>67601
You know it's because they are main characters The Federation corrupted the idiot and his son
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Kolo - Wed, 22 May 2019 16:53:30 EST 4xG8xdJJ No.67604 Reply
>>67603
Which eventually literally becomes the head of government
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Chulak - Wed, 22 May 2019 18:12:22 EST cuwClnIs No.67605 Reply
>>67603
The idiot who is actually a genius but was stuck fixing a replicator. The ferengi were shit tier economists. Given the chance to sell out on my beliefs for something that works better for most people including me I'd do it. Throw in some hot bajoran ass, and well Dukat would do it just for that.
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Cmdr. Erika Benteen - Wed, 22 May 2019 21:08:11 EST bOlOhkyn No.67606 Reply
>>67604
>foreign government instills their corrupt values on a soft-brain dummy, installs him into a position of power by exploiting the previous aging head of state
that's some nice 31ing, Feddie scum
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Vice Admiral Nakamura - Wed, 22 May 2019 21:18:09 EST byRgzBbN No.67608 Reply
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PAGH so i can be a real nigga like riker
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Naomi Wildman - Thu, 23 May 2019 02:14:58 EST 60zgf9Xq No.67610 Reply
>>67606
dayum bro you are edgier than that juvenile jem hadar bastard child that odo tried to raise

did you get molested by a redshirt as a kid?
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Cmdr. Erika Benteen - Thu, 23 May 2019 02:34:30 EST bOlOhkyn No.67611 Reply
>>67610
>a redshirt tries to diddle a kid and somehow immediately dies
there's probably a short comic to make out of this
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Naomi Wildman - Thu, 23 May 2019 06:49:13 EST 60zgf9Xq No.67616 Reply
>>67611
man I wouldn't be surprised if there already was one
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Rom - Mon, 27 May 2019 01:29:07 EST /oJAImEb No.67665 Reply
It's a good thing Janeway never had raktajino. Could you imagine?
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Deanna Troi - Mon, 27 May 2019 02:57:40 EST Q02l0nIf No.67666 Reply
>>67665
I wonder where this hipster obsession with coffee came from for ds9 and voy. Of course there was always Earl grey for Picard's caffeine fix. So for all of start fleets attitude towards drugs they have their officers stimmed up and bouncing off the bulk heads or extremely pissed off in the morning.
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Burt Ryan - Mon, 27 May 2019 12:17:29 EST cuwClnIs No.67668 Reply
>>67666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX1PozJfVrc&t=5m30s
>when the prune juice has worn off

>You have to understand, drugs can make you feel good. They make you feel on top of the world. You're happy, sure of yourself, in control. - Tasha Yar
Stimlust would also explain a lot. Trek is holonovels really and Riker/Troi/Kirk fucked aliums but the sexiness was overstated on the show. It was just a warm hole and a novel experience they glossed it up later.
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Lorian - Mon, 27 May 2019 17:43:58 EST bOlOhkyn No.67670 Reply
>>67666
coffee became trendy and popular in new ways with the growth Starbucks-style coffee shops
just like how retro lounge music being trendy meant Vic
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Guinan - Tue, 28 May 2019 13:23:18 EST ndGosVGz No.67678 Reply
>>67670
Fun fact, Starbucks actually realized that small town coffee shops and their stores have a mutually beneficial relationship. The existence and proximity of one increases the sales of both. Since this has nothing whatsoever to do with the thread or trek nbnb means no bump you silly

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