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The itsy bitsy IRA by Sophie Bunlock - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 11:26:41 EST ID:cuFnpRxd No.242962 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If thoughts aren't controlled by the government then why does everybody love Raymond?

you can't have it both ways

SYN: is he actually dead?? by Ernest Bushwock - Mon, 12 Feb 2018 16:06:23 EST ID:aM18QjMI No.242641 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is SYN actually dead or is this some kind of weird internet joke?

If he is, my condolences. We lost a good member of this communiteh.
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James Blatherlock - Fri, 16 Feb 2018 11:16:12 EST ID:aGj+FoSG No.242801 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>tfw it was 420chan that i found out about him passing
does anyone know if he was comfortable in his last hours? He posted a /opi/ thread a while back about him not getting the pain meds that he needed for the amount of pain he was undergoing.

Can a mod tell me if I can post his obituary here?
Albert Cligglefone - Fri, 16 Feb 2018 14:26:53 EST ID:wedcG9x6 No.242807 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think you're posting from 1970 or overstating things a bit. We're slowly getting a handle on it (survival rates have increased from 24 to 50% in the last 30 years, ie since 1978)

We know it's defective cells mass producing (in part due to the defect) and we have identified external factors which make it occur. I think we have a fairly good idea about the mechanism that causes it. However because they are many and complex and we can't avoid them all pinning down exactly when cancer happens is hard.

I think it's pretty common knowledge that cells accumulate genetic damage or can even start a bit fucked up and while we don't know what makes "enough" when a substantial amount of relevant instructions (though I don't think we know how to identify which those are) are damaged then a cell becomes cancerous. As such the damage accumulates throughout life as damage can be passed on (and this is why it's more common in the old, but as it can still happen in the young). However I knew most of the top of this off the top of my head (and fact checked it before posting).

We're closing in on cancer, it's not something entirely beyond us, for example that your grandfather had cancer indicated he was more likely to get it again than he was the first time. Cancer was probably a lot of "Old age" deaths back in times gone by. But yes, considering how many people it kills we it's quite enigmatic. We understand it well enough to know Syn was really unlucky to get it. Shit sucks.
Fuck Backleford - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 06:30:49 EST ID:+380FeoW No.242874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
MC Stormin died of skin cancer yesterday, now I see this too, damn
Fanny Pingerchick - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 14:03:17 EST ID:QumDixtr No.242877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Shit. Rest in peace my dude. Didn't know Syn that well but he seemed like a pretty chill dude the few times I spoke to him. Those of you close to him have my condolences.
Wesley Hoblingsted - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 08:44:42 EST ID:iYPvg2WD No.242961 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kek, RIP in piss, will not be missed

Cancer killing /b/ by Hamilton Cellermune - Fri, 16 Feb 2018 12:55:02 EST ID:D4nIYX1e No.242804 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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User In86+VzdR posting jailbait porn on /b/.


Thread is also full of furries, anime and other cancer. Pls nuke and ban, nothing of value will be lost.
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Hamilton Duckgold - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 22:43:54 EST ID:nM8E8gpv No.242896 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>jailbait porn

There are multiple watermarks on those photos that you could have checked out, if you were really concerned.

Your flagrant laziness and sensitivity to things you don't like are the cancer killing /b/.
Doris Chebblemitch - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 23:04:56 EST ID:Hofk2QsT No.242899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Its just one guy spamming his waifu. Its like that one time when we had that one guy who kept spamming pictures of bears, except that guy wanted to discuss bears but i think this guy just wants to annoy people.
Ebenezer Dingerfedging - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 12:14:34 EST ID:awXbh++b No.242914 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>the cancer killing /b/
>lain may may
not defending the guy you're responding to, but you seem to be a foreign sort of cancerous type yourself.
Hedda Sembledid - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 01:25:56 EST ID:nM8E8gpv No.242940 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well I'm one type of foreign, but not the type you're implying.
James Clongerson - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 06:00:56 EST ID:EVmJIBo2 No.242960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have you ever farted through a didjereedoo? If you have, what did it sound like? Please be as specific as possible.

Frown chan is thot by Priscilla Smallville - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 03:41:08 EST ID:LCYo/AKu No.242941 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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that is all
Hedda Trotdock - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 10:37:11 EST ID:I0XbEwt2 No.242945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah the thot has been leaked. Her chubby resting bitch face looks good giving head though.
Rebecca Brenkinbanks - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 18:33:15 EST ID:RWu9ZLEF No.242955 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sophie Birrychick - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 03:53:12 EST ID:33SwrE1/ No.242959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It would seem she's trying to make up for her husbands lack of teeth by having 33% extra herself.


I'm out by Polly Blathercocke - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 14:38:44 EST ID:RWu9ZLEF No.242878 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys, posts like this are often met with replies like; "you won't be missed" or "there's the door" but i feel compelled to make this post.

Imma just go ahead and stop using 420chan after almost a decade here. I mean i'm just too old for this bullshit now, i just saw some posts on /b/ getting deleted because the guy posting them was openling admitting to fapping to naked kids. I mean what type of a place is this that someone would feel comfortable enough to post that, maybe i'm just falling for a troll but like come on man...

Also the sheer amount of fucked up porn and shit across all the boards... I dunno maybe i'm just getting too old to be on the fringes of society like this.

Anyway i know nobody cares, i just had one of those realisation moments that some of the shit posted here isn't right and it's too much for me to handle these days.
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Albert Dribblebatch - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 00:37:10 EST ID:nv0ZdjbT No.242939 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shant've'n't been missed
Jack Fanfield - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 12:31:28 EST ID:HxDZdcLO No.242951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
don't we all do?
Clara Honeyway - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:14:00 EST ID:9KJFXIHB No.242952 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm definitely going to read that whole article.
Cedric Dengerman - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 00:43:05 EST ID:qbHhgFrw No.242957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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> Also the sheer amount of fucked up porn and shit across all the boards...
Do the fucking machines porn get posted outside of /wooo/?

Pic related, this is on the top left of every webm that guy posts.
Fucking Chattingchudge - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 02:42:39 EST ID:CI1IbZp1 No.242958 Ignore Report Quick Reply

is that sarcasm i cant tell

STEM Boards by Charlotte Honeyridge - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 10:35:44 EST ID:6ziI+Z8o No.242570 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This has probably been asked before.
Why are Math, Programming, Engineering, and Computers & Technology all separate boards?
My background is Math and Engineering, and I program a computer for a living. This is not uncommon in the STEM world...and these boards are very slow.
If they were merged we could get some community going among the posters.
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Thomas Dockleridge - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 10:23:59 EST ID:wedcG9x6 No.242750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oops hit reply before saying that yes the public transport could be worse, but given that people depend on it to get to work every day, it's awful and expensive. The saga of the east coast line shows how avoidable this bullshit is and that makes it more sore.
Jack Pommertine - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 21:30:04 EST ID:vKoRdZgI No.242889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
so anyway +1 for /stem/
Nicholas Buzzhood - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 19:16:31 EST ID:vKoRdZgI No.242933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is the only thread on /420/ that isn't shitty whining. merging /math/, /tesla/, /chem/, and /tech/ is a good idea. maybe /prog/ and /sagan/ too.
Lillian Fuckingbanks - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 21:42:30 EST ID:4gvQR6Ey No.242937 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>maybe /prog/ and /sagan/ too

...are you saying that the universe is a simulation?
Henry Toothall - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 20:30:49 EST ID:DIbOOeJJ No.242956 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah I agree. Maybe they used to be more active but I don't remember.

i do remember that this was a common theme with ye olde web BBSs where misguided admins would create way the fuck too many specialised subforums and they were always far less active than if you funnelled the same number of users into a smaller pool of general boards, I guess because there's some critical mass for engagement. I've never seen this play out differently: more boards = death, fewer boards = a better than linear improvement.

My story sucks but do it.

PLEASE MAN by Hugh Buzzwill - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 17:22:21 EST ID:1sH10Vj9 No.242953 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Doris Greenbury - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 17:31:07 EST ID:NMvrzpfR No.242954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If people don't complain about the mods they lose their power. That's all.

LOL by Phineas Horryfield - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 10:22:37 EST ID:DR5BssNN No.242943 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How is this a permanent ban from all boards? I mean obviously it wasn't because I am already unbanned I just wanted to understand why the mods have no subtlety?
Thread has been locked
Thread was locked by: Mintzs
Reason: It's about time I was due one of these threads, thanks guys! Still.. spell my correctly please.
Albert Cebberbury - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 10:30:12 EST ID:B2XxuIXA No.242944 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mintz gives butthurt bans but he is pretty chill in IRC so it is weird. Probably trying to get brown nosing good boy points from Kirt.
Eugene Mondlemore - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 10:38:27 EST ID:0Izas19s No.242946 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Mintz confirmed gaped mouth switch loving manchild
Fanny Bonkinstut - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 10:41:01 EST ID:ev7+RksV No.242947 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's Mintzs you mongs but yeah he mad as fuck
Ebenezer Shittinggold - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 12:11:19 EST ID:Y4je+sqs No.242949 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Soy is not the issue

>the issue is the fact that NASA started by covering up the moon landing and has been tricking all the "scientists" ever since with doctored photographs

See even shitopedia knows

>what can we do anon?
Stop eating GMO's that the corporate ikemans put put vitamin D into to make your mind more susceptible to NASA and its red headed step child the NSA

Just look at Britains Roswell

"I've gone on record saying Rendlesham might be the turning point in history that leads to the explanation of the UFO phenomenon"
  • Nick Pope, Directorate of Defence Security, Ministry of Defence
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Jack Fanfield - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 12:25:07 EST ID:HxDZdcLO No.242950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Go away

newfag by Barnaby Sickleham - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 01:10:21 EST ID:/GG/iuhs No.242900 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi guys. I'm here trying to escape the future because i realized it was draggin my life down a hole. whats this place like?
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Edward Billingridge - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 17:51:07 EST ID:ZHxgA/aV No.242931 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Back to my penis?
Jack Pommertine - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 17:51:28 EST ID:vKoRdZgI No.242932 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dont mention the guttersite again and you should be gravy. we tend to be overall left-leaning (including the staff) so don't say any really right wing shit or everybody will jump on you and if the mods are in a bad mood you might get totally nuked. just stick to shitposting, chuckle-worthy memes, or pointing out people's grammatical errors.
Phoebe Heppernet - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 19:18:19 EST ID:3DqoWc9e No.242934 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Lurk moar, smoke moar, chill out.

No frogs, no minions.
Also, good job leaving the future, i sometimes stumble back because of the outdoorsboard THAT COMPLETELY LACKS HERE, JUST CHANGE /ANI/ INTO NATURE OR SOMETHING FUCK
And then i always leave after reading 2 posts because fuck that place is depressing.
Lillian Fuckingbanks - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 21:41:14 EST ID:4gvQR6Ey No.242936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's not that big of a deal, just I'm sure you are aware of why the future is shit, so maybe just don't bring that garbage over here.
Betsy Murdworth - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 08:05:22 EST ID:4ixqupsP No.242942 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh and if you have a personal problem go to /qq/./b/ is not for your personal support group.

Read the rules thoroughly, they are there for a reason. Even if they are oftentimes unenforced.

/tinfoil/ is not a dumpster fire by Clara Greenford - Mon, 29 Jan 2018 18:19:50 EST ID:oQbsDkLZ No.242335 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's special abd autistic with shiny fuck off /pol/!

The dumbass dildos want to talk about what in the gay they want

/tinfoil/ is not the problem, /pol/ is the problem

Need proof read a book you mongoloid
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Oliver Pammlefane - Tue, 30 Jan 2018 18:14:56 EST ID:hK5tiMTc No.242369 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Cedric Sockletot - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 11:16:57 EST ID:5e3OBAfK No.242379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh I get it and your literal shitposting will not get you more shitty Hoi4 mods, I'm not going to make "what if Antarctica swapped places with Tibet" in not doing it
Cedric Sockletot - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 11:18:13 EST ID:5e3OBAfK No.242380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mr.high and mighty here
Try differing the good fight on /tinfoil/ and you will know
Ian Fapperson - Mon, 12 Feb 2018 12:40:55 EST ID:lPEw4d2A No.242629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So anyone gonna do anything about the Paul Blart spamming on /tinfoil/?

Do the mods even know it still exists?
Eugene Shakecocke - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 17:14:23 EST ID:hK5tiMTc No.242929 Ignore Report Quick Reply

no one has posted on tinfoil for a few days so i wouldnt call it spam, its also contained in a singular thread.

How do I make a public apology? by Hugh Turveyhood - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 13:44:37 EST ID:SoHZyz0p No.242561 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am deeply sorry about the spam emails for getting bigger dicks, i'm sorry that I just wanted everyone to have bigger dicks and I figured it would work out pretty well and you know I'm sorry that anyone was offended that I wanted them to have bigger dicks you're all I think this is what important here is the fact that I thought this would work well for everyone but clearly that was not the case.

I don't know why that is maybe we've got a long dong Johnson over here you know spamming his Viagra and Cialis and shit you know also I really don't know I mean in all I wanted I just wanted people that have bigger dicks and I'm sorry that people don't want to have bigger dicks you know are you know I think the key issue here is not so much the dicks about it to the good in 10.

So to make up for this recent controversy I have donated 100 dick pills to the charity of my choice go fuck yourselves
Ian Fapperson - Mon, 12 Feb 2018 18:17:48 EST ID:lPEw4d2A No.242663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You build a chair and jump off

Congratulations by Cedric Sockletot - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 15:18:02 EST ID:5e3OBAfK No.242395 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You've silenced /tinfoil/ again, bravo

Why not just fucking do something about the board instead of pretending there isn't a problem?

It's a hell hole filled with Chienese marine biologists that are claiming that Dinosaurs aren't real

Spoiler alert Dinosaurs are real and the edge of the earth is a cyclone fence that NASA guards so Stevens doesn't walk off
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Lillian Cemmerkack - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 14:53:13 EST ID:aRYLKP7o No.242487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're one of the shitards
Samuel Blengerwell - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 21:14:25 EST ID:2AGdZsfo No.242497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Honestly I wouldn't give a fuck if y'all just kept it to the one board instead of periodically shitting all over the rest of the site. Gets old after a few years.
Lillian Moblingsure - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 12:49:32 EST ID:lPEw4d2A No.242711 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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/pol/ is posting on /tinfoil/ again, if anyone actually gives a fuck
Wesley Dassleford - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 17:49:48 EST ID:MJGW4JiK No.242717 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that's probably where it belongs

I just don't get the drive these fucko's have to keep up the constant pol posting though, like what kind of person do you have to be to think that is an important activity?

I guess it really is like George Clinton said: "Mind your wants because somebody wants your mind."
Fanny Bommerdit - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 20:40:15 EST ID:lPEw4d2A No.242720 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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That mind your wants line is fascinating

It reminds me of
>control the media control the mind

Which of course is relevant now that the major Internet lines of communication are on the specially with global our cable networks are not the not like TV but the all the undersea cable variety of them they can actually monitor the flow of information to determine who gets to see white and I think this really gives a whole lot of priority to the various projects that the media wants to control.

>The Phoebus cartel was a cartel that existed to control the manufacture and sale of incandescent light bulbs by appropriating market territories and fixing the useful life of such bulbs.[1] It was founded on December 23, 1924; originally intended to last for thirty years (1925 to 1955), it was suspended in 1939 owing to the outbreak of World War II. The cartel included manufacturers Osram, General Electric, Associated Electrical Industries, and Philips,[2] among others.

The Phoebus cartel is a notable landmark in the history of the global economy because it engaged in large-scale planned obsolescence to generate repeated sales and maximise profit. It also reduced competition in the light bulb industry for almost fifteen years, and has been accused of preventing technological advances that would have produced longer-lasting light bulbs. Phoebus was a Swiss corporation named Phœbus S.A. Compagnie Industrielle pour le Développement de l'Éclairage (French for "Phoebus, Inc. Industrial Company for the Development of Lighting").


What's next when everyone is redpilled? Big candle? Ahahahaha

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