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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)


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- Mon, 16 Sep 2019 22:08:31 EST Bmq2qufX No.258521
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>Awe' God !!Bwteoy2D
Can that cocksucking schizophrenic please be permabanned? Nuked from orbit? He's some fucking stimlion level cunt who shits up /psy/ with his newage ufo freak telepathic ancient aliens shit.

The motherfucker doesn't even realise that half the conspiracy theories he's posting on /psy/ are genuine 19th century racist crap because Americans couldn't handle the idea of non-whites building temples in middle-america without power tools.

50% of the threads on /psy/'s front page are just fucking retarded /tinfoil/ shit, and he's just telling people it's okay to turn /psy/ into /tinfoil 2.0/
Cornelius Doggleshaw - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 22:15:32 EST 1sJqCRjt No.258522 Reply
If it's /tinfoil/ shit where is the ?

Update your privacy policy you hack

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- Sat, 14 Sep 2019 20:01:10 EST SD9aP/M7 No.258479
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There's a popup that says the following on taima:
>TaimaTV harnesses ancient magics called 'cookies' and 'javascript', blended with other arcane technology

>The website uses cookies, web beacons, JavaScript and similar technologies. I agree that trusted partners generate pseudonymous user profiles for adapting the website to the user, for market research and for advertising. The generated data can also be shared with third parties while the user profiles cannot be combined with personal data. Detailed information, also on the right to withdraw consent, can be found in the website's privacy policy.

Then I go to the privacy policy and there's nothing about these trusted partners, it says nothing is shared by default. Also nothing about opting out of all this shit which I'd very much like to do.
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Lydia Gennerlock - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 14:01:58 EST MBlu3tK/ No.258505 Reply
I'm not sure I even want to know. Please let me just keep this illusion of privacy alive in my mind so I can sleep at night.
Nigel Sattingforth - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 15:51:25 EST NmlZ2JhF No.258507 Reply
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Its enough to stop most the web.4 bullshit or what ever is replacing flash these days.

For example I dont need any of this shit here when I just want to read the damned news article.

420chan Changelog Thread Pt. 2

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Tue, 04 Jun 2019 14:41:32 EST 3YIWwGfJ No.255561
File: 1559673692245.jpg -(53122B / 51.88KB, 550x393) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 420chan Changelog Thread Pt. 2
Been dealing with IRL business but I'm still in the thick of 420chan dev. New thread with consolidated notes in OP that didn't hit the bump limit.

Feel free to discuss changes, report bugs and request specfic fixes I may have missed, or float feature requests.

These changes are from March 15 until this post

>Hover previews no longer render halfway across your screen, and attempt to stay within the bounds of the browser viewport.

>Hover previews are refined and do not display buttons and links that you can't interact with

>Special input shortcut buttons for bold, italic, preformatted, strikeout, subscript, superscript and spoilers have been added to the post box and quick reply box

>Quick reply no longer displays oddly when opened on a short OP

>Quick reply now retains your text when clicked on subsequent posts, allowing for easier replies to multiple users without copying and pasting or manually typing reflink numbers

>SSL has been forced by default, bringing HTTP/2 benefits and security to all

>Post box tooltps have been restored to a functional state, arguably less useful with the shortcut buttons but might as well be thorough

>Changes to the post box to add client side validation to prevent threads being submitted without a subject line, reducing errors encountered by inebriated or enthusiastic users

>Random Thread button has been restored

>Bans and warns now immediately reflect visually in a thread without requiring a successive post to regenerate the thread caches

>Animated GIF thumbnails now retain their animation cycle so manual resizing is no longer required for autoplay

>420chan was completely converted to Unicode under the hood, hover previews and post expansion no longer exhibits odd behaviour and corrupted looking characters when fancy quotation marks or other non-ASCII characters have been used
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Eugene Hunnerstone - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 13:49:08 EST tjKXXkFQ No.258516 Reply
Back when I had slower internet I'd click the submit button twice sometimes thinking it had timed out or whatever and it would double post but I don't have internet that slow anymore.
Basil Piggledock - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 18:48:42 EST y9/N7FV+ No.258519 Reply
are you accusing me of having caffeine induced parkinsons?

because now that you mention it I have been accidentally double clicking a lot of things lately

"Sail on up" missing

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- Wed, 07 Aug 2019 16:23:57 EST Uz/z6NvJ No.257372
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I'm really worried. I haven't seen him all morning.
Where is the mysterious stranger of scrolling up at the end of threads and boards?
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Charlotte Feshpud - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 22:16:33 EST ITfQHCmm No.258511 Reply
This is the only form of social media I participate in anymore, and I take long breaks from it on a pretty regular basis. I'm not hip to your newfangled internet speak
Doris Chissledat - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 22:22:28 EST 7gVeDxb3 No.258512 Reply
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Don't listen to those futureners shepp damn they'll put you under their spell what with all them words an all gnome?

Antivax propaganda on /n/

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- Sat, 31 Aug 2019 08:50:56 EST Tf3zwKLv No.258058
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So I've reported that shit but it keeps getting spammed by some fuckin retard. I've posts deleted there by bots and shit so I know some mods have seen it. Is antivax nonsense okay here now? I like the loosened grip on the ban hammer but this seems a bit much.

Just wondering the official policy, especially given how the posting isn't anything more than copy-pasta shit and links to kooky websites and shit.
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Nell Brishtut - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 13:41:15 EST EtMWiNB2 No.258504 Reply
Big-ass is correct, but it's more along the lines of rimming with a reach around

DrWorm is ruining the site

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- Tue, 10 Sep 2019 21:56:36 EST /y5sSsku No.258353
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Just sayin
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Shit Gannerhitch - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 12:45:25 EST 7gVeDxb3 No.258503 Reply

this fool doesn't plug the silly. Complete fucking waste of potency

Dinosaur and Conspiracy Question

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- Sat, 14 Sep 2019 20:54:47 EST hTz/fIRM No.258482
File: 1568508887519.jpg -(97988B / 95.69KB, 540x540) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Dinosaur and Conspiracy Question
If I wanted to create a thread I can share all of my Reptilian knowledge, Would I go to Conspiracy (it links into QAnon and the Trump admin) or Dinosaurs(conventional normie doctrine)?
Little warm up:
>dinosaurs were nuked by humanity's gods during an invasion
>man was taught to fear snakes because they freed him from servitude in Eden
>reptilians who survived hide in secret; a similar situation alla Vampire:TheMasquerade
>deep state weaves intentionally false narrative that elites are really "lizard people" to scare the public and also deny the possibility of contact
>Trump administration is countering the deepstate with help of a caste of spy lizards

I have more like this but I am conflicted on where (or if) I should post this.
Sophie Clattingstone - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 20:58:06 EST 1sJqCRjt No.258483 Reply
>prehistoric nukes

Scientology doesn't belong anywhere on 420chan tbh.
Hedda Gapperbane - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 06:23:35 EST y9/N7FV+ No.258496 Reply
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this shit's dumb but I'm still proud of you for learning how type, we never thought you'd make it this far after your surgery

it's like Tommy the Cat used to say, "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy!"
Nigel Chacklefitch - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 12:26:45 EST hTz/fIRM No.258501 Reply
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It's replies like this that make the tiny snake in my heart hiss with glee!

cant hide threads at the moment

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- Sun, 11 Aug 2019 08:41:28 EST QPFPYwg7 No.257473
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I see the word “hide” being unresponsive to my taps on mobile but not “hide Thread” like my shit isnt loading the screen fully or something

might just reset my shitty iphone and see if that works

aside from the fact i chose apple what is going wrong that i can correct?

help me be able to hide threads again
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Rebecca Sassleford - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:48:39 EST EIuS2uX/ No.258425 Reply
got some error the first time I tried to post this too
Jarvis Gabberspear - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 14:37:18 EST YJRivkJc No.258473 Reply
yeah you'd think except like a lot of the shit labeled gluten free isn't actually gf enough for people with celiac so some of those labels can't be trusted thanks to cross-contamination

good times
Fucking Duckhall - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 08:14:22 EST RT0q4qcM No.258497 Reply
Kirt, FUCK. resolve this already please


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- Sat, 14 Sep 2019 16:37:05 EST 6XSkPsWe No.258475
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Is frogposting allowed?

You know what frog i'm talking about.
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Phineas Hevingson - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 02:59:10 EST 05QngOhH No.258492 Reply
those psychedelic frogs are the only illegal ones. i really want to that stuff one day, licking frogs to get high seems so crazy awesome.
also i want to get hooked and lead a decades long existence as an illegal frog dealer

images of women defecating

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- Sat, 14 Sep 2019 07:38:06 EST 05QngOhH No.258463
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if posting images of women defecating is going to result in a ban, then shouldn't that be specified somewhere? i know a lot of people get banned for posting that type of content here and how many of those incidents were innocent mistakes which could've been avoided if the "no pictures of women defecating" rule was specified in the appropriate location?
i'm not even going to question why images of women defecating are banned or if that specific taboo is a good idea, but i do wonder why its kept secret
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Molly Corryforth - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 15:03:23 EST mFByRAUp No.258474 Reply
It's an unspoken rule that our /b/ is semi-SFW (nothing directly explicit, nude softcore tasteful stuff is generally tolerated). It's why /b/ on here is actual discussion and stuff instead of 50-70% just plain porn threads like on certain other chans (which you seem to be a refugee from, learn some netiquette if you're gonna stay around unbanned)

Also at least according to one mod ( >>257565 ) scat is not even disallowed, you just gotta have some social awareness and not post it on the first board you visit.
Angus Socklenadge - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 01:05:57 EST nG5b7i/a No.258490 Reply
>tasteful stuff is generally tolerated)

how is it that you consider pictures of shit filled women who dishonestly pretend like they've never even farted to be "tasteful"? any person who goes to that ridiculous length to put on some innocent act like they've never even taken a shit and don't even know how to must have some of most disgusting smelly shits that ever existed, who else would go to such crazy effort to try and make it seem like they don't even shit and that their asses are some sort of desirable appendage rather than a just a big garbage bag filled with shit, which is what it really is.

Just dropping by to say thank you

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- Sat, 14 Sep 2019 21:50:12 EST TMT9fjgc No.258485
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Hey Kirt and Spardot,

I drop by very infrequently because of my job and its associated commute, in addition to not being into wrestling since a few years ago, but when I do drop by, the community and overall site is still as great as it was in the days of 2005's trial /wooo/.

Just wanted to thank you for making all this shit possible.

Banned From #420chan related to feem???

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- Sat, 14 Sep 2019 00:32:25 EST vEVebWAF No.258459
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I really don't understand my ban from #420chan and actually all IRC. I'm fine with it with an explanation, but apparently trying to talk to feem and asking him questions means I'm banned...

I missed something. Like what did I do wrong?
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Alice Wimmlekone - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 11:01:36 EST tJ1AatsI No.258470 Reply
You sound like a dumb ass and getting glined is the only way poking Irc ops ever ends

For real though why do people keep giving feem internet power
Jarvis Gabberspear - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 14:35:23 EST YJRivkJc No.258472 Reply
i think the real problem is nobody is taking his power away

maybe sticky and lock the nostalgia thread on /b/?

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- Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:39:05 EST crkT9Lt8 No.258428
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because of the neat idea it turned into, a 420chan MUD that someone's already working on, and the last comment being a link to the /vg/ thread about it. Just an idea I hope you're having a great day.
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Angus Grandlock - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 09:55:52 EST 9KJFXIHB No.258437 Reply
fuck MUDs they feel like trying to play a game with the screen off
Ian Fuzzlemadge - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 22:21:17 EST crkT9Lt8 No.258454 Reply
Yeah like books too Sid
Lyin to me saying "imagine this shit" and I look around
ain't that shit ain't there finna punch a bitch telln me right?

it ain't there sain it is fuck
Angus Pockshit - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 05:19:58 EST 9KJFXIHB No.258462 Reply
I read I just don't like MUDs. Books don't generally require you to picture physical space perfectly in the way the writer intended (and may have imperfectly described), the narrative continues anyway.

bitching about taima general

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- Thu, 21 Feb 2019 11:32:59 EST egvggedk No.251031
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over on cytube they've got vimeo synching correctly, any chance we can get that here?
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Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 17:09:56 EST ZGdceZR7 No.258317 Reply
oh and two things

I've devised a clever way to get google drive working without userscripts that I am fleshing out and testing a proof-of-concept, and I made changes to how custom embeds are handled that disable the ability of sketchier sites that get embedded to trigger any sort of popup, popunder, redirect etc ads, among many other potential abuse factors.

That last one is extremely important because it both keeps everyone safer on our platform and also eases up the urgency to keep adblock on at all times due to how fucking awful most grey-area video sources are. Win-win!

In a way this means we essentially nullify any potential threat arising from sketchy foreign streaming sites, everything is sandboxed.

This post was edited by Kirtaner on 08-09-2019 17:12:58
Polly Grandshit - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 18:27:16 EST egvggedk No.258323 Reply
good luck on the google drive jutsus
honestly I've found I get great mileage out of making burner accounts on archive.org and doing custom encodes for that, it's faster for me than making burner google accounts, but more options is always good
Basil Wasslepet - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 22:25:01 EST 2sxC4HU0 No.258455 Reply
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Having some issues with login and register on taima tonight.
Been a while since I was on tried to login got my password wrong (top right login), so went to the full login page, remembered my password, got the green "success" message, then went back to the channels and I wasn't logged on any more. Went back to login and got a red "Invalid Session" message that then redirected me back to the login page.

Tried it a few times, turned off any plugins I had running, tried chrome, firefox and incognito mode. After doing all those tests I now don't even get the green Success message once only the Invalid Session.

Spoke to Buttocks a bit, tried to register a new account just to get on for tonight and got another Invalid Session message. Tried again in Incognito mode, got the green Success message, went to the channels and wasn't logged in any more, tried the login for the account I just made and once again got the red Invalid Session message. Tried to register the same account name again and it says the name is already registered so that much worked.

Picture is the two Invalid messages, one when trying to login and the other when I failed to register the new account.

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