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Spamspamspamspamspamspamspamwonderfulspammmmmmmmm by Caroline Gellerdock - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 05:54:29 EST ID:QMmtBvZl No.234591 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So what's up with all the spam on /b/ the last few days that seems to go totally unchecked by the mod staff?

Some kind of rule should be able to filter this guy pretty easily, you'd think. I dunno.

Also 7/11 is an inside job. nb
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Graham Blellykodge - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 11:53:12 EST ID:5IDzr5Cc No.234632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>234631
My name is hugs and im an admin. Try me you bitchass hooligans
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Spardot !SPQRqHx0.E - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 14:50:16 EST ID:md/KDZI4 No.234647 Report Quick Reply
>>234614

I would never hire anyone to be a mod I couldn't speak to directly. I don't even "hire" mods the way you guys expect. I need to TALK TO YOU to make sure you aren't some fucko insane person because trust me, the people we get on a regular basis would blow your mind that we are forced to do it this way.

Another important aspect that you don't know about is how we mod. We have a channel on our irc where we receive all the reports of shit across the site and we can mod directly from there which is convenient for assholes who post cp or try to flood.

Like you said, it's a close knit community, so come in, we don't bite. Just don't listen to people if they tell you to do commands, it's probably a trick.
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Cedric Brellersune - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 19:47:50 EST ID:utu92yf4 No.234660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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/b/ is gonna end up like /hooch/, post your new name ideas ITT before Kirt comes up with a retarded name

/Chuckecheese/
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Hedda Nosslefield - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 21:49:57 EST ID:e0nbk3lH No.234662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234660
!shoot
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Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 02:15:16 EST ID:md/KDZI4 No.234663 Report Quick Reply
>>234660
they're hitting most boards, /b/ and /wooo/ mainly, so no


spardot by Alice Tootforth - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 19:19:55 EST ID:V3n2WKAQ No.234659 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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spardot

kill and eat your baby
you know it is what you must do
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Alice Seshbene - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 21:27:18 EST ID:dvVjmyZt No.234661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234659
bump


apology by Lydia Hannernine - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 18:15:06 EST ID:az3W7sbT No.234657 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>>234643
>>234644
Sorry spardy, I was mean :(
If you want a chance to kill me in FPS play Planetside2 and kill TR.
I'd love to get pumped and dumped by you.
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Spardot !SPQRqHx0.E - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 18:57:19 EST ID:md/KDZI4 No.234658 Report Quick Reply
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>>234657

MAKING YOUR NAME NOT HAVE "SMALLHOOD" IN IT DOESN'T MAKE YOUR WEENIER ANY BIGGER!!


Something something Javascript by Albert Grandshit - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:17:33 EST ID:DO1ozZgI No.234607 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I get this error message when I try to post a picture in the fish 'n chicks thread on /b/. What's up with that?
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Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 13:34:55 EST ID:LUuq9vx2 No.234639 Report Quick Reply
234638
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Albert Grandshit - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 14:49:13 EST ID:DO1ozZgI No.234645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234626

Thank you.
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Molly Gupperson - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 16:59:41 EST ID:QdmlnZhH No.234654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234626

Does it take any 'DICKS EVERYWHERE'-only posts or can I add a space after the phrase to avoid any block?
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Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 17:30:23 EST ID:LUuq9vx2 No.234655 Report Quick Reply
>>234654
DICKS EVERYWHERE posts are no longer blocked so go nuts
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Frederick Gablinghudge - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 18:08:10 EST ID:n6CdBKSL No.234656 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234655
DICKS shall be EVERYWHERE


Thank you c-higgy by Sidney Dribblebanks - Sun, 15 Jan 2017 03:50:52 EST ID:cIIi939N No.234410 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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for cleaning up /wooo/
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Phyllis Puppernack - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 11:06:27 EST ID:fBYlVT8n No.234629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Can C-higgy pleaee delete the spam threads he locks instead of just leaving them up so they clutter the board. otherwise you might as well leave them open.
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Eliza Gunderputch - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 13:40:29 EST ID:Q75sJNK3 No.234640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Should we report those clickbait-like threads on sight? I'm not sure since they're wrestling related.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 16:09:30 EST ID:Zj1fGegz No.234653 Report Quick Reply
>>234640
yeah you should. There's one poster in particular that spams these threads.


SEX DATE by Polly Wollertat - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 13:48:49 EST ID:q+ZiKU6Z No.234641 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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False positives you fucking noob.
Can't post webm's and certain pics
Locked
Thread has been locked
Thread was locked by: Spardot
Reason: your shit was answered, molly smallhood has a smallhood as in small dick
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Spardot !SPQRqHx0.E - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 14:51:13 EST ID:md/KDZI4 No.234648 Report Quick Reply
>>234646

are you retarded, this site is 18+
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Molly Smallhood - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 14:52:23 EST ID:xAGqtwhm No.234649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234648
Then stop acting like a 12 year old. Jeez
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Spardot !SPQRqHx0.E - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 14:53:25 EST ID:md/KDZI4 No.234650 Report Quick Reply
>>234649

lol you must be so fun at parties


if you got invited to any
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Molly Smallhood - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 14:54:17 EST ID:xAGqtwhm No.234651 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>234650
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Spardot !SPQRqHx0.E - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 14:54:31 EST ID:md/KDZI4 No.234652 Report Quick Reply
>>234649

also telling someone how to act on a fucking chan on the internet

what a tool


/asp/ from 4chun very poorly trying to raid /wooo/ by Hamilton Nidgefield - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 10:29:21 EST ID:Va63PXkA No.234558 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Just for the notice of the moderators, there is an ongoing concerted effort by the 5 saps who live on /asp/ to "invade" /wooo/, I'm sure you guys have noticed the uptake in trolling and shitposting and cross-posted troll threads on /wooo/ the past few weeks.
Well it's all coming from /asp/ because they want a "board war" because they are sad shits that want senpai /wooo/ to notice them. So please don't be so quick to write off "le /asp/ boogeyman" because this boogeyman is real. Managed to catch them out admitting it on the board and took the screencap.
Just for your info
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Jenny Nodgeville - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 20:26:39 EST ID:XulwZk0r No.234602 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234598
>posts about /asp/ everyday
>not interested

Women logic
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Eliza Mavingstock - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 22:39:31 EST ID:HrQXMkyd No.234603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>234558
both sides of this argument are autistic children with rampant OCD. Y'all knee-growers need to just nuke 'em.

Also for shitz and gigs FUCK THE FUTURE.
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Walter Crottingdeck - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 01:18:17 EST ID:p8cjx4Gs No.234604 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234602
>everyday

Making two posts in a 24 hour period is discussing them everyday? Sure /asp/ie
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Archie Bummlenud - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:00:21 EST ID:Z5YMluwJ No.234605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Meh. Same thing is happening on /opi/
>>>/opi/572690

"r/opiates mod here.
I pop in here and there because of the PST information. I had asked Kirt a while back on /420/ to enforce the "no sourcing" rule but he was being less than courteous. So now we have to contain the discussion on circlejerk as much as we can when people discuss Poppy Seed Tea. I was shocked at that but apparently that was nothing.
I'm honestly baffled by the sheer ignorance in this corner of the drug internet. Are people actually telling other opioid addicts to put an IV drip of an unrefined mixture of opiates into their blood stream to get high? Also to do it with COKE!? You guys are beyond saving and are the reason why stigmas on us opiate users exist. I hope you actually take Bombastus's advice and try it out. Then you'll see that opiates is no laughing matter and actually understand the power that opiates can have over you and maybe respect it a bit more.

Good day and happy noddings."
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Edward Blackstock - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 02:17:32 EST ID:j/RxpJwT No.234606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234605
You just gotta ignore shit like that.


Lets make tiles for the boards that don't have them by Cornelius Gollylan - Sun, 15 Jan 2017 11:50:46 EST ID:GYK6mF1q No.234419 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Alright so my skills aren't the best of the best. But I can work on this and if I could use some help. Can we start making some tiles for the boards that don't have them? There's not a ton of them so it shouldn't be super hard.

I need the size specifications I'll need I saved a couple from the boards themselves and it seems to be 64x65 for the ones at the top of the board. What do I need to shrink them to for the drop down menu ones? Can we do this friends?

If its just too much of a pain to add them someone can tell me that too. Don't know how intensive it is to put them in.
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Basil Deshmitch - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 20:24:37 EST ID:QCkzL9Lf No.234567 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234566

because we all know that lawyers never yell out objection irl and that pheonix wright popularised the term, i actually thought it was the original law and order series it was referencing since in every single episode they object to something. or maybe its referencing every single courtroom scene in every single show and movie that has a courtroom scene. But yeah it is probably pheonix wright as it is a meimei.

but hey, i guess animus are going to animay.
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Archie Brashstore - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 21:08:35 EST ID:vwMzC9kc No.234569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234567
you're trying way too hard bro, besides it's common knowledge that Spardot loves the Phoenix Wright series and named the law board after it.
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Basil Deshmitch - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 21:43:58 EST ID:QCkzL9Lf No.234570 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234569

you're right. what has become of me.
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Cornelius Guzzlegold - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 12:54:13 EST ID:XhzEWzwL No.234595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234433

>i dont know what this word means so it should be deleted

oekaki is japanese for drawing. people talk about drawing a lot on /art/
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Caroline Merringcocke - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 19:52:42 EST ID:QCkzL9Lf No.234600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234595

Drawing is art, so it still stands that Drawing in japanese could be taken out, but i mean i was being silly in the post. did you see the thing about the /art icon suggestion?


>posting from Russian IP addresses is currently not allowed by Charlotte Blackbury - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 00:29:30 EST ID:o2cUNASD No.234493 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Sorry, posting from Russian IP addresses is currently not allowed. at /home/kirtaner/webroot/boards.420chan.org/www/his/taimaba.pl line 126.
>BEGIN failed--compilation aborted at /home/kirtaner/webroot/boards.420chan.org/www/his/taimaba.pl line 139.

Wtf. Why?
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Molly Wugglefetch - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 14:55:50 EST ID:boOz+Iln No.234562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just because America is run by a Russian puppet doesn't mean 420chan is
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Henry Cuffingmure - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 17:33:20 EST ID:utu92yf4 No.234564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234561

It seems like a good idea. Just the other day I was reading about some camwhore who admitted she started doing nudie stuff when she was 16 ... Makes you think, even on +18 sites are the girls legal? Fuck being arrested because some slut lied about her age online. Trump needs to do something about this... It's the least he can do his legion of basement dwellers who are at the greatest risk of being bamboozled by lying Lolita's.
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William Blezzlestidging - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 00:38:34 EST ID:p0OqSKhi No.234585 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hold the damn phone

The 420chan Iron Curtain™ is back?!

This should be a goddamned party thread
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Eliza Gandlenot - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 01:21:18 EST ID:q6uReuzS No.234586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234585
Still getting spam on /b/. If captchas come I'm out tbh fam.
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Lillian Shittingway - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 03:35:15 EST ID:eyT/ZqH6 No.234590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No 420chan was part of Obama's sanctions on Russia for hacking the election.
Obama and Putin both post here.


Damn it, Bobby by Thomas Lightlock - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:24:21 EST ID:ZZbgz6Ww No.234338 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can somebody get the CP off /sa/? That shit isn't cool, man.
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James Gepperridge - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 20:35:18 EST ID:KJM5GyF2 No.234355 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234353
Are you still trying to act cool for treating masturbation like it's a hobby?
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Caroline Shittingstone - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 21:20:22 EST ID:utu92yf4 No.234356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234355

It's no different from eating food. You get hungry, you eat food. You get horny, you have an orgasm. Some people make eating a food a hobby, some people make orgasm a hobby. I don't need to "act cool" for doing what I enjoy. The question is why do you think you're cool for giving even the slightest of fucks over what other people enjoy doing?
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James Gepperridge - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 21:43:59 EST ID:KJM5GyF2 No.234357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>234356
>The question is why do you think you're cool for giving even the slightest of fucks over what other people enjoy doing?
Because this is how I get off, now tell me your post karma on your yank account.
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Martin Hecklewell - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 12:33:33 EST ID:n6CdBKSL No.234519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just wanted to say thank you for keeping the board clean, underage model guy makes a new post or thread every day now it seems.
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Rebecca Gemblekidge - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 01:47:06 EST ID:ZZbgz6Ww No.234588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>234519
second
thanks, mods.


Issue by Sophie Brimmlegold - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 21:06:38 EST ID:6P1LGVys No.234568 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The "Start Here" link that should probably link to a IRC tutorial leads to the front page. Whaddup with that?
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Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 23:21:18 EST ID:md/KDZI4 No.234582 Report Quick Reply
huh weird ok


Spam not spam by Eugene Piblingsire - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 06:39:38 EST ID:Q3qbms9E No.234456 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi

I was on drugs the other day and for some reason, I don't even remember what thread it was, I posted the musical notation to a song I'm currently learning. Here is the ban and post;

The ban was issued by Mintzs on January 15, 2017, 10:30 pm.
This ban will not expire. Appeal required.

"Spam"
Posted on: b / Comma Collon Sun, 15 Jan 2017 11:46:27 EST I6Xkaxwst No.4489569
AB |:c2AB c2AB|cBAG EG G2|Add^c defe| dcAG FGAB| c2AB c2AB|cBAG EFGE|DEFG ABcA|1 dcAG FDAB:|2 dcAG FDD2| |:egfg ec~c2|ecgc ec~c2|eaga ed~d2|edad ed~d2| egfg ec~c2|effe defg|afge fde^c|1 dcAG FDD2:|2 dcAG FDAB| |:c2gc acgc|c2gc edcd|d2ad bdad|d2ad ed^cd| c2gc acgc|fgfe defg|afge fde^c|1 dcAG FDAB:|2 dcAG FDD2| |:eg~g2 ag~g2|eg~g2 ed^cd|ea~a2 ba~a2|ea~a2 ed^cd| eg~g2 ag~g2|fgfe defg|afge fde^c|1 dcAG FDD2:|2 dcAG FD|| No cheating.

In my drugged up state of affairs I guess I was hoping someone would understand the notation and indulge in my love of this song. Don't ask me why I posted this or why in whatever thread I posted in, 'cos I haven't a fucking clue. I fell asleep and forgot about it, until I tried to go on /b/ today. I am disappoint.

Can I get unbanned? I didn't repeatedly spam anything, and apologies if my post looked like some spam bot but it wasn't. Just the nonsensical ramblings of a high af druggie on 420chan, like so many of us here. I've been posting here for nearly 8 years and have never been banned once so this is a very strange and in my opinion unfair experience. Please help.
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Betsy Sidgedock - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 07:42:24 EST ID:NKCnBGaI No.234458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234456
I'll have whatever you were having.
Sounds to me you were trying to put the notes down on paper.
Can anyone try playing this on a piano or something?
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Jenny Greenshaw - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 09:46:23 EST ID:EDq/R1wM No.234459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234456
i laffed
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Phineas Hunningstetch - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 09:46:38 EST ID:k86bZL/+ No.234460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234456
Unban the man Mintzs, you do not yet know our ways. When someone makes one incoherent post, you leave it alone. When someone makes 5 in a day, THEN you can ban them.
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Mintzs !GD3wBpep0Y - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 11:35:41 EST ID:dBhu0zYw No.234463 Report Quick Reply
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>>234456

I think you should be good to go now. If not, come into IRC and I'll get it sorted.

>>234460

lolol
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Shit Commledure - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 03:14:43 EST ID:inz+q70W No.234553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>234458
I was on some acids. The tune is called "Rakish Paddy"< I tried posting a .midi file of it but no luck.

Thank you Mintzs, all good now. Let bygones be bygones and may Kirt's pubic hair bless each and every one of us


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