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Community Updates

420chan now supports HTTPS! If you find any issues, you may report them in this thread
SSL IS HERE HI HELLO HTTPS ON THE THINGS by Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 13:52:15 EST ID:fyotgxEK No.232066 Report Quick Reply
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Fanny Porringmotch - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 14:09:44 EST ID:79mgPSYJ No.232067 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Now no one will be able to identify me or my love for kettlebells
Caroline Bollershaw - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 14:27:02 EST ID:luiBMJMn No.232068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Henry Brottingchire - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 16:30:17 EST ID:se6jqDvf No.232070 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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here you go Kirt you earned this.
Eliza Blinningpet - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 16:31:51 EST ID:iUj8NmuH No.232071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wtf is an ssl?

Encrypted something something says google.
Ernest Gollernock - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 16:45:52 EST ID:O23YdNFd No.232073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Cornelius Blabberdodge - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 16:56:44 EST ID:/Oa12qCr No.232074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Shit Grandfield - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 17:10:59 EST ID:hSkp/7iO No.232075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shit Grandfield - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 17:16:07 EST ID:hSkp/7iO No.232076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Shit Grandfield - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 17:35:17 EST ID:hSkp/7iO No.232078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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503s and sloooooooow loading errywhere
don't know if pic related is because of the update
Nigel Pugglebare - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 17:44:57 EST ID:9Df3O3V9 No.232079 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Clara Cupperstadging - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 18:22:15 EST ID:uJmgPRcC No.232081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is the first time HIFFWE has made me laugh in years.

Also site based IRC and now this? Has Kirt taken up meth?
Phyllis Gittingnot - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 18:28:30 EST ID:/oOoA+e7 No.232082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
After literally a decade of bitching, we have finally entered the 21st century.
Jarvis Greenfield - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 18:29:49 EST ID:Uur5ZZYz No.232083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
thank you based kirt
Sidney Nussleworth - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 19:40:49 EST ID:tldlkgLF No.232084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
About fucking time.
Basil Trotwell - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 20:54:38 EST ID:Xxa23NeR No.232086 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thanks you fucking asshole. You were such a bitch ass for like YEARS about this. Auto stripping image exif data on sensitive boards would also be a stand-up chap thing to do.

The chan cultures are amongst the most robust in the past 10 years as far as online communities go. I believe and hope that, if you actually still care and decide to look honestly at the current culture and apply yourself towards its needs, you can uphold this place as a premier discussion point for eccentrics, experimenters, seekers, and even intellectuals, of all kinds.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 21:04:23 EST ID:VFCJN04z No.232088 Report Quick Reply
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EXIF stripping was implemented years ago and silently broke when wr upgraded servers last year and I'll rectify this tomorrow ok fam
Nigel Pobberhone - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 21:29:45 EST ID:weEt1nV6 No.232089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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They said he couldn't do it. He did it.
Nigel Pobberhone - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 22:20:36 EST ID:weEt1nV6 No.232091 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Beautifully done.
Shitting Gunderfack - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 02:09:20 EST ID:OeLuJOKC No.232096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh, this is cool stuff. Appreciate it Kirt.
Beatrice Haddlemeck - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 02:57:40 EST ID:kUJ26Kb3 No.232098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How does this better my user experience?
Frederick Geblingsure - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 03:59:11 EST ID:DD3ZFWzn No.232102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>it even strips EXIF from images posted ages ago

a 420channer can take selfies with John McAffee more securely than the average VICE journalist now
Clara Lightlock - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 04:51:05 EST ID:uh2FMfQa No.232104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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FINALLY! U LAZY jolly african-american
Clara Lightlock - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 04:54:02 EST ID:uh2FMfQa No.232107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Clara Lightlock - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 04:57:16 EST ID:uh2FMfQa No.232108 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ok so now we wait 6 years for catalog ;)
Phyllis Brillyhitch - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 07:07:37 EST ID:zdeBT8hg No.232112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
420chan+ no longer works when mousing over images and pressing enter in the URL no longer brings me back to the top of the page, it acts like refresh
Graham Hirringkut - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 09:03:08 EST ID:dhH/JAcc No.232114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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c'est incroyable
Polly Hindlemid - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 09:45:34 EST ID:tEGH94Dw No.232115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Awesome! is it just me or has the site changed aswell? like it looks... more high def.

Noticed pic related when checking the cert info.
Celt !BzcOsK03.w - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 10:14:08 EST ID:uDri2R8H No.232117 Report Quick Reply
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>Ok so now we wait 6 years for catalog ;)

We've had a catalogue for almost a year now, it just hasn't been integrated into the site proper:
Nathaniel Shakedale - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 11:06:36 EST ID:7IgFKGeL No.232119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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thanks kirt
Cornelius Cunkinken - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 12:28:14 EST ID:luiBMJMn No.232120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Lillian Boshchat - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 14:51:37 EST ID:vBtrpvoY No.232121 Ignore Report Quick Reply

What version of Netscape are you running?
Polly Pickhood - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 17:13:53 EST ID:vUDUhWgJ No.232124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Cool now everything is in place for me to start selling drugs on the boards. See you at the deposition, Kirt.
Cornelius Cunkinken - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 19:07:48 EST ID:luiBMJMn No.232125 Ignore Report Quick Reply

what are your prices like?
Henry Homblestone - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 20:11:22 EST ID:se6jqDvf No.232127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Every now and then when come to the site a 503 error will pop up but a refresh will bring me to the website. so i don't know if that's related to this or not.
Oliver Chumblehood - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 22:03:10 EST ID:swx4qlxq No.232130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I was just about to ask the same thing. But f5 and it's all good.
Lydia Nimblebuck - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 22:21:37 EST ID:/fotf4+O No.232131 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've also noticed that the menu bar at the top doesn't always stick to the top of the window like normal.

Also, previewing a post by hovering over it's number in a reply is hit or miss.

Never noticed the issues before, not sure if related.
Jenny Crushhere - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 04:49:29 EST ID:trk+3mt/ No.232141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kirt, buddy, mate, I keep getting 503 errors. It's not bad, my posts don't get eaten or anything, but it's kind of annoying.

I dunno if that has anything to do with HTTPS, but I've never seen it until you dropped the HTTPS.
Priscilla Himmlesack - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 07:34:57 EST ID:bZq64LT2 No.232143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, a reload will usually fix this but it happens to me sometimes too. It's not exactly a showstopper but it's something you probably want to be made aware of right?
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 10:28:33 EST ID:fyotgxEK No.232144 Report Quick Reply
I believe I have determined the cause of the 503 errors, odd FreeBSD Lighttpd bug, I need to start using NGINX, but I've made a fix and it should now be resolved
Nathaniel Honeyshaw - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 10:54:38 EST ID:Qqlsv3+N No.232145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I haven't gotten one since.
Beatrice Crabberstork - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 13:10:41 EST ID:c8D8OJs4 No.232150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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solid work Kirt 10/10, no noticeable bugs or 503 errors under Chrome
Doris Pockleshit - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 22:19:25 EST ID:V9Mn4HxF No.232165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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-This is a nice change. Nothing wrong that I could/can see.
Charlotte Dartcocke - Sun, 16 Oct 2016 08:59:39 EST ID:bZq64LT2 No.232169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So far so good. They were frequent enough I think it's fixed now.
Walter Wacklewell - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 16:02:50 EST ID:D6j/6G93 No.232275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sophie Bardhood - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 20:06:41 EST ID:8F2JU/br No.232286 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My brain is fried from heavy psychedelic drug use and I sometimes drift away from reality at random even while sober. I feel that this may be a glitch caused by the addition of ssl to 420chan, please look into this for me.
Rebecca Cullyhall - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 22:26:54 EST ID:tEGH94Dw No.232288 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you are still tripping. this is your subconscious, find the door. find the door. time to come home.
Sophie Bardhood - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 23:14:03 EST ID:8F2JU/br No.232292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
but now that it is secure I need a key to get through
Rebecca Cullyhall - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 00:47:51 EST ID:tEGH94Dw No.232293 Ignore Report Quick Reply

The Pass key is HIFFWE
Samuel Turveygold - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 00:58:04 EST ID:swx4qlxq No.232294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jack Sashford - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 01:00:41 EST ID:9JdMTBPm No.232295 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Edwin Wunnerway - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 15:18:26 EST ID:L6T1Bd46 No.232315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
<img src=htmpworks<marquee scrollamount lolol a href= " this si fun xD : D
Hannah Cledgestidge - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 15:52:47 EST ID:lBX/M/J3 No.232317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thank fucking God you assholes I went through a bunch of shit from this site not being https
Hamilton Fendershit - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 15:56:54 EST ID:fyotgxEK No.232318 Report Quick Reply
do tell
Edwin Wunnerway - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 16:10:58 EST ID:L6T1Bd46 No.232319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is him in http
Cedric Cendlecocke - Sun, 30 Oct 2016 13:55:20 EST ID:Jr+246Ct No.232670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Phyllis Wubberham - Mon, 31 Oct 2016 23:36:27 EST ID:0IRpS7rq No.232717 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Matilda Paggledale - Fri, 18 Nov 2016 00:12:05 EST ID:8tgLrktt No.233143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Now i can enjoy 420chan without being paranoid as shit.
>Let's Encrypt
Ehh, Good for 90 days. You did install the auto-renewal bullshit server side right?

But really though, appreciate the security.
George Bardlock - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 01:41:13 EST ID:Gc4x6hQY No.233352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Employer fired him for browsing /weed/ at work. At least now the employer can't tell /weed/ from /math/.
Hugh Cringerson - Mon, 28 Nov 2016 00:12:10 EST ID:AZeftsm+ No.233363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Looking forward to the happenings and the stuffs.
Beatrice Trothood - Tue, 29 Nov 2016 14:08:37 EST ID:Q5KTMG0o No.233391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is this what allowed NJ full sentience? Time will tell
Eliza Clayman - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 02:34:51 EST ID:zc+XCQp6 No.234072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kirt killed him in cold blood because he was getting too powerful. He was rerouting power through /h/ and /tinfoil/ and was getting Co fusing responses and his positronic matrix shorted out and fucked over the warp nacelles, the holodeck was pulling so much power due to INTERPOL's and Syn's erotic slave bandage fantasy recreations. Spunky came in at some point, but could even get hard, so he complained to Spardot. She shut that shit down so quick it would cause a Ferengi's head to spin, Batman crashed the Batmobile and Robin laid an egg.
Caroline Fanningstetch - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 19:43:36 EST ID:NedNydQo No.234119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Emma Breppernidge - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 15:57:49 EST ID:vK5dWGpB No.234329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Reply backlinks are gone now. The site feels so primitive without them.
Cornelius Sirrynadge - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 18:56:41 EST ID:OugX9y/N No.234333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shouldn't we have TLS?
Fuck Turveyspear - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 19:11:28 EST ID:gbKJVVpI No.234334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's TLS 1.2. TLS and SSL are often used interchangeably when speaking.
Fuck Cemmerchidge - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 19:18:20 EST ID:OugX9y/N No.234335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My bad, thanks for the info. nb
Sophie Duckwell - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 10:33:26 EST ID:h6QTDVfv No.234336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think we need DDP
Archie Cullydale - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 16:25:56 EST ID:WHyPdPNU No.234340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Cedric Briffingstadge - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 19:38:56 EST ID:se6jqDvf No.234352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Throwing in Teemo just cause they can
Ebenezer Worthingworth - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 23:16:13 EST ID:Uz/z6NvJ No.234359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Six pairs of cartoon titties and you notice the cartoon furry

I'm not sure what this means. Do you have any idea?
Caroline Shittingstone - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 08:45:34 EST ID:utu92yf4 No.234367 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You added WebM and that was real cool and shit, but are you going to add WebP? As time goes on, I'm saving mode and more .WebP images and I can't repost them here...
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 08:48:36 EST ID:L3HljEkX No.234368 Report Quick Reply
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>still chrome-only

Rebecca Bepperput - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 09:44:43 EST ID:dSzXpmHj No.234369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Might as well ad RealPlayer support
Caroline Shittingstone - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 10:12:55 EST ID:utu92yf4 No.234370 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You're comparing an archaic video player to a more efficient image format... IDK why. If your point is that no one is using them — hardly anyone was using WebM when it first came out, but now it's become an imageboard staple.

It'd be nice if 420chan could be ahead of the curve for once instead of constantly playing catch-up. Firefox has said they're bringing in WebP support, so I wonder when Kirt will finally buckle up and add it.... IE and Safari are probably the least used browsers on 420chan, are we really going to wait for Microsoft and Apple to get with the program?
Cedric Briffingstadge - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 15:03:40 EST ID:se6jqDvf No.234379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i noticed the six pairs of cartoon titties and thenthe furry which threw me off cause i didn't expect satan with tits out of no where.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 16:32:21 EST ID:LUuq9vx2 No.234381 Report Quick Reply
I only implemented WebM because I was able to transcode them to also be available on iOS + Safari. Otherwise no support would have been added yet. Mobile Safari is by far the most used mobile browser here. And I use desktop Safari as much as I do Chrome.
Walter Snoddock - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 23:40:53 EST ID:77PQTtYu No.234385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This, most of 420chan's expense is bandwidth, and webp decreases that.
If the site converts to webp, cpu could be a limiting factor unless it does it when free, but that's added complexity.

Of course, most of 420chan's bandwidth is thumbs, and webp's gains are most suited to large images.
Also, small animated .gifs would use >2x the CPU to play.
Charles Grandfuck - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 02:45:29 EST ID:xkPbAPX0 No.234452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When I open it on my mobile browser, it says "Some content is blocked. Risks of showing all"
The risks are:
boards.420chan.org contains content from providers who are not using a secure connexion. Personal information entered on this site may not be protected

Then when I want to learn more, it tells me:
The icon tells me that
-you can't visit the site using your BlackBerry browser because a certificate that the site is using to prove its identity has been revoked
-the site's private key might be lost or stolen
-the site might be using the certificate in a fraudulent manner
-a certificate authority may be compromised
A certificate authority is a trusted third party that issues and signs digital certificates.

Also, can you bring back the cat planet that turns "faggot" into "chicken nugget"
Nicholas Connerstock - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 04:09:24 EST ID:C3MzVkRn No.234454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's nothing wrong with the security certificate. Your faggy old browser can't digest the SHA-1024 hash correctly, because it is faggy and old. Get a phone made by a company that isn't defunct and try again.
Oliver Trotbury - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 13:10:26 EST ID:LJdPGywb No.234464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I need it for work, though...
Augustus Cuffingchane - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 13:53:37 EST ID:utu92yf4 No.234466 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Your work demands that you use an old outdated phone?
Augustus Cuffingchane - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 13:55:51 EST ID:utu92yf4 No.234467 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I ain't trying to be mean to you though. I understand money is tight, not everyone can afford to dish out $800 for the newest phone and all that shit. I paid like $40 for my phone and they threw in a free Amazon Firestick. AT&T treats me good... And they should, been a customer for 13 years. I should be getting free shit every year from them.
Phineas Habbleshit - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 21:13:35 EST ID:nRtNcDLC No.234482 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes, actually. All our IT shit is done through BlackBerry servers. Free phone, though.

The US Department of Defence still overwhelmingly uses BlackBerry phones for their security assignments and those who use Android / Apple phones store a lot of their sensitive documents on BlackBerry servers. So even if we switched to other phones, we'd be using a lot of BlackBerry services. I think Porsche also uses the BlackBerry software for their vehicle computers. I can't remember shit.
Simon Blythebury - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 01:32:28 EST ID:rZ3HANCB No.234696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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