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420chan now supports HTTPS! If you find any issues, you may report them in this thread
SSL IS HERE HI HELLO HTTPS ON THE THINGS by Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 13:52:15 EST ID:fyotgxEK No.232066 Report Quick Reply
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Fanny Porringmotch - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 14:09:44 EST ID:79mgPSYJ No.232067 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Now no one will be able to identify me or my love for kettlebells
Caroline Bollershaw - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 14:27:02 EST ID:luiBMJMn No.232068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Henry Brottingchire - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 16:30:17 EST ID:se6jqDvf No.232070 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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here you go Kirt you earned this.
Eliza Blinningpet - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 16:31:51 EST ID:iUj8NmuH No.232071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wtf is an ssl?

Encrypted something something says google.
Ernest Gollernock - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 16:45:52 EST ID:O23YdNFd No.232073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Cornelius Blabberdodge - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 16:56:44 EST ID:/Oa12qCr No.232074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Shit Grandfield - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 17:10:59 EST ID:hSkp/7iO No.232075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shit Grandfield - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 17:16:07 EST ID:hSkp/7iO No.232076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Shit Grandfield - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 17:35:17 EST ID:hSkp/7iO No.232078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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503s and sloooooooow loading errywhere
don't know if pic related is because of the update
Nigel Pugglebare - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 17:44:57 EST ID:9Df3O3V9 No.232079 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Clara Cupperstadging - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 18:22:15 EST ID:uJmgPRcC No.232081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is the first time HIFFWE has made me laugh in years.

Also site based IRC and now this? Has Kirt taken up meth?
Phyllis Gittingnot - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 18:28:30 EST ID:/oOoA+e7 No.232082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
After literally a decade of bitching, we have finally entered the 21st century.
Jarvis Greenfield - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 18:29:49 EST ID:Uur5ZZYz No.232083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
thank you based kirt
Sidney Nussleworth - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 19:40:49 EST ID:tldlkgLF No.232084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
About fucking time.
Basil Trotwell - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 20:54:38 EST ID:Xxa23NeR No.232086 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thanks you fucking asshole. You were such a bitch ass for like YEARS about this. Auto stripping image exif data on sensitive boards would also be a stand-up chap thing to do.

The chan cultures are amongst the most robust in the past 10 years as far as online communities go. I believe and hope that, if you actually still care and decide to look honestly at the current culture and apply yourself towards its needs, you can uphold this place as a premier discussion point for eccentrics, experimenters, seekers, and even intellectuals, of all kinds.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 21:04:23 EST ID:VFCJN04z No.232088 Report Quick Reply
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EXIF stripping was implemented years ago and silently broke when wr upgraded servers last year and I'll rectify this tomorrow ok fam
Nigel Pobberhone - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 21:29:45 EST ID:weEt1nV6 No.232089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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They said he couldn't do it. He did it.
Nigel Pobberhone - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 22:20:36 EST ID:weEt1nV6 No.232091 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Beautifully done.
Shitting Gunderfack - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 02:09:20 EST ID:OeLuJOKC No.232096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh, this is cool stuff. Appreciate it Kirt.
Beatrice Haddlemeck - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 02:57:40 EST ID:kUJ26Kb3 No.232098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How does this better my user experience?
Frederick Geblingsure - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 03:59:11 EST ID:DD3ZFWzn No.232102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>it even strips EXIF from images posted ages ago

a 420channer can take selfies with John McAffee more securely than the average VICE journalist now
Clara Lightlock - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 04:51:05 EST ID:uh2FMfQa No.232104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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FINALLY! U LAZY jolly african-american
Clara Lightlock - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 04:54:02 EST ID:uh2FMfQa No.232107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Clara Lightlock - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 04:57:16 EST ID:uh2FMfQa No.232108 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ok so now we wait 6 years for catalog ;)
Phyllis Brillyhitch - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 07:07:37 EST ID:zdeBT8hg No.232112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
420chan+ no longer works when mousing over images and pressing enter in the URL no longer brings me back to the top of the page, it acts like refresh
Graham Hirringkut - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 09:03:08 EST ID:dhH/JAcc No.232114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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c'est incroyable
Polly Hindlemid - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 09:45:34 EST ID:tEGH94Dw No.232115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Awesome! is it just me or has the site changed aswell? like it looks... more high def.

Noticed pic related when checking the cert info.
Celt !BzcOsK03.w - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 10:14:08 EST ID:uDri2R8H No.232117 Report Quick Reply
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>Ok so now we wait 6 years for catalog ;)

We've had a catalogue for almost a year now, it just hasn't been integrated into the site proper:
Nathaniel Shakedale - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 11:06:36 EST ID:7IgFKGeL No.232119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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thanks kirt
Cornelius Cunkinken - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 12:28:14 EST ID:luiBMJMn No.232120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Lillian Boshchat - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 14:51:37 EST ID:vBtrpvoY No.232121 Ignore Report Quick Reply

What version of Netscape are you running?
Polly Pickhood - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 17:13:53 EST ID:vUDUhWgJ No.232124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Cool now everything is in place for me to start selling drugs on the boards. See you at the deposition, Kirt.
Cornelius Cunkinken - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 19:07:48 EST ID:luiBMJMn No.232125 Ignore Report Quick Reply

what are your prices like?
Henry Homblestone - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 20:11:22 EST ID:se6jqDvf No.232127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Every now and then when come to the site a 503 error will pop up but a refresh will bring me to the website. so i don't know if that's related to this or not.
Oliver Chumblehood - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 22:03:10 EST ID:swx4qlxq No.232130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I was just about to ask the same thing. But f5 and it's all good.
Lydia Nimblebuck - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 22:21:37 EST ID:/fotf4+O No.232131 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've also noticed that the menu bar at the top doesn't always stick to the top of the window like normal.

Also, previewing a post by hovering over it's number in a reply is hit or miss.

Never noticed the issues before, not sure if related.
Jenny Crushhere - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 04:49:29 EST ID:trk+3mt/ No.232141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kirt, buddy, mate, I keep getting 503 errors. It's not bad, my posts don't get eaten or anything, but it's kind of annoying.

I dunno if that has anything to do with HTTPS, but I've never seen it until you dropped the HTTPS.
Priscilla Himmlesack - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 07:34:57 EST ID:bZq64LT2 No.232143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, a reload will usually fix this but it happens to me sometimes too. It's not exactly a showstopper but it's something you probably want to be made aware of right?
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 10:28:33 EST ID:fyotgxEK No.232144 Report Quick Reply
I believe I have determined the cause of the 503 errors, odd FreeBSD Lighttpd bug, I need to start using NGINX, but I've made a fix and it should now be resolved
Nathaniel Honeyshaw - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 10:54:38 EST ID:Qqlsv3+N No.232145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I haven't gotten one since.
Beatrice Crabberstork - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 13:10:41 EST ID:c8D8OJs4 No.232150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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solid work Kirt 10/10, no noticeable bugs or 503 errors under Chrome
Doris Pockleshit - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 22:19:25 EST ID:V9Mn4HxF No.232165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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-This is a nice change. Nothing wrong that I could/can see.
Charlotte Dartcocke - Sun, 16 Oct 2016 08:59:39 EST ID:bZq64LT2 No.232169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So far so good. They were frequent enough I think it's fixed now.
Walter Wacklewell - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 16:02:50 EST ID:D6j/6G93 No.232275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sophie Bardhood - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 20:06:41 EST ID:8F2JU/br No.232286 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My brain is fried from heavy psychedelic drug use and I sometimes drift away from reality at random even while sober. I feel that this may be a glitch caused by the addition of ssl to 420chan, please look into this for me.
Rebecca Cullyhall - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 22:26:54 EST ID:tEGH94Dw No.232288 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you are still tripping. this is your subconscious, find the door. find the door. time to come home.
Sophie Bardhood - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 23:14:03 EST ID:8F2JU/br No.232292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
but now that it is secure I need a key to get through
Rebecca Cullyhall - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 00:47:51 EST ID:tEGH94Dw No.232293 Ignore Report Quick Reply

The Pass key is HIFFWE
Samuel Turveygold - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 00:58:04 EST ID:swx4qlxq No.232294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jack Sashford - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 01:00:41 EST ID:9JdMTBPm No.232295 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Edwin Wunnerway - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 15:18:26 EST ID:L6T1Bd46 No.232315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
<img src=htmpworks<marquee scrollamount lolol a href= " this si fun xD : D
Hannah Cledgestidge - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 15:52:47 EST ID:lBX/M/J3 No.232317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thank fucking God you assholes I went through a bunch of shit from this site not being https
Hamilton Fendershit - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 15:56:54 EST ID:fyotgxEK No.232318 Report Quick Reply
do tell
Edwin Wunnerway - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 16:10:58 EST ID:L6T1Bd46 No.232319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is him in http
Cedric Cendlecocke - Sun, 30 Oct 2016 13:55:20 EST ID:Jr+246Ct No.232670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Phyllis Wubberham - Mon, 31 Oct 2016 23:36:27 EST ID:0IRpS7rq No.232717 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Matilda Paggledale - Fri, 18 Nov 2016 00:12:05 EST ID:8tgLrktt No.233143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Now i can enjoy 420chan without being paranoid as shit.
>Let's Encrypt
Ehh, Good for 90 days. You did install the auto-renewal bullshit server side right?

But really though, appreciate the security.
George Bardlock - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 01:41:13 EST ID:Gc4x6hQY No.233352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Employer fired him for browsing /weed/ at work. At least now the employer can't tell /weed/ from /math/.
Hugh Cringerson - Mon, 28 Nov 2016 00:12:10 EST ID:AZeftsm+ No.233363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Looking forward to the happenings and the stuffs.
Beatrice Trothood - Tue, 29 Nov 2016 14:08:37 EST ID:Q5KTMG0o No.233391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is this what allowed NJ full sentience? Time will tell
Eliza Clayman - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 02:34:51 EST ID:zc+XCQp6 No.234072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kirt killed him in cold blood because he was getting too powerful. He was rerouting power through /h/ and /tinfoil/ and was getting Co fusing responses and his positronic matrix shorted out and fucked over the warp nacelles, the holodeck was pulling so much power due to INTERPOL's and Syn's erotic slave bandage fantasy recreations. Spunky came in at some point, but could even get hard, so he complained to Spardot. She shut that shit down so quick it would cause a Ferengi's head to spin, Batman crashed the Batmobile and Robin laid an egg.
Caroline Fanningstetch - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 19:43:36 EST ID:NedNydQo No.234119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Emma Breppernidge - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 15:57:49 EST ID:vK5dWGpB No.234329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Reply backlinks are gone now. The site feels so primitive without them.
Cornelius Sirrynadge - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 18:56:41 EST ID:OugX9y/N No.234333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shouldn't we have TLS?
Fuck Turveyspear - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 19:11:28 EST ID:gbKJVVpI No.234334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's TLS 1.2. TLS and SSL are often used interchangeably when speaking.
Fuck Cemmerchidge - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 19:18:20 EST ID:OugX9y/N No.234335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My bad, thanks for the info. nb
Sophie Duckwell - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 10:33:26 EST ID:h6QTDVfv No.234336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think we need DDP
Archie Cullydale - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 16:25:56 EST ID:WHyPdPNU No.234340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Cedric Briffingstadge - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 19:38:56 EST ID:se6jqDvf No.234352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Throwing in Teemo just cause they can
Ebenezer Worthingworth - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 23:16:13 EST ID:Uz/z6NvJ No.234359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Six pairs of cartoon titties and you notice the cartoon furry

I'm not sure what this means. Do you have any idea?
Caroline Shittingstone - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 08:45:34 EST ID:utu92yf4 No.234367 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You added WebM and that was real cool and shit, but are you going to add WebP? As time goes on, I'm saving mode and more .WebP images and I can't repost them here...
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 08:48:36 EST ID:L3HljEkX No.234368 Report Quick Reply
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>still chrome-only

Rebecca Bepperput - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 09:44:43 EST ID:dSzXpmHj No.234369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Might as well ad RealPlayer support
Caroline Shittingstone - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 10:12:55 EST ID:utu92yf4 No.234370 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You're comparing an archaic video player to a more efficient image format... IDK why. If your point is that no one is using them — hardly anyone was using WebM when it first came out, but now it's become an imageboard staple.

It'd be nice if 420chan could be ahead of the curve for once instead of constantly playing catch-up. Firefox has said they're bringing in WebP support, so I wonder when Kirt will finally buckle up and add it.... IE and Safari are probably the least used browsers on 420chan, are we really going to wait for Microsoft and Apple to get with the program?
Cedric Briffingstadge - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 15:03:40 EST ID:se6jqDvf No.234379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i noticed the six pairs of cartoon titties and thenthe furry which threw me off cause i didn't expect satan with tits out of no where.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 16:32:21 EST ID:LUuq9vx2 No.234381 Report Quick Reply
I only implemented WebM because I was able to transcode them to also be available on iOS + Safari. Otherwise no support would have been added yet. Mobile Safari is by far the most used mobile browser here. And I use desktop Safari as much as I do Chrome.
Walter Snoddock - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 23:40:53 EST ID:77PQTtYu No.234385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This, most of 420chan's expense is bandwidth, and webp decreases that.
If the site converts to webp, cpu could be a limiting factor unless it does it when free, but that's added complexity.

Of course, most of 420chan's bandwidth is thumbs, and webp's gains are most suited to large images.
Also, small animated .gifs would use >2x the CPU to play.
Charles Grandfuck - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 02:45:29 EST ID:xkPbAPX0 No.234452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When I open it on my mobile browser, it says "Some content is blocked. Risks of showing all"
The risks are:
boards.420chan.org contains content from providers who are not using a secure connexion. Personal information entered on this site may not be protected

Then when I want to learn more, it tells me:
The icon tells me that
-you can't visit the site using your BlackBerry browser because a certificate that the site is using to prove its identity has been revoked
-the site's private key might be lost or stolen
-the site might be using the certificate in a fraudulent manner
-a certificate authority may be compromised
A certificate authority is a trusted third party that issues and signs digital certificates.

Also, can you bring back the cat planet that turns "faggot" into "chicken nugget"
Nicholas Connerstock - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 04:09:24 EST ID:C3MzVkRn No.234454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's nothing wrong with the security certificate. Your faggy old browser can't digest the SHA-1024 hash correctly, because it is faggy and old. Get a phone made by a company that isn't defunct and try again.
Oliver Trotbury - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 13:10:26 EST ID:LJdPGywb No.234464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I need it for work, though...
Augustus Cuffingchane - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 13:53:37 EST ID:utu92yf4 No.234466 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Your work demands that you use an old outdated phone?
Augustus Cuffingchane - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 13:55:51 EST ID:utu92yf4 No.234467 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I ain't trying to be mean to you though. I understand money is tight, not everyone can afford to dish out $800 for the newest phone and all that shit. I paid like $40 for my phone and they threw in a free Amazon Firestick. AT&T treats me good... And they should, been a customer for 13 years. I should be getting free shit every year from them.
Phineas Habbleshit - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 21:13:35 EST ID:nRtNcDLC No.234482 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes, actually. All our IT shit is done through BlackBerry servers. Free phone, though.

The US Department of Defence still overwhelmingly uses BlackBerry phones for their security assignments and those who use Android / Apple phones store a lot of their sensitive documents on BlackBerry servers. So even if we switched to other phones, we'd be using a lot of BlackBerry services. I think Porsche also uses the BlackBerry software for their vehicle computers. I can't remember shit.
Simon Blythebury - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 01:32:28 EST ID:rZ3HANCB No.234696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Augustus Nicklewill - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 17:38:16 EST ID:hEbiTJsY No.234738 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>The US Department of Defence
Go away guvn
Nigel Goddlewell - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 20:13:18 EST ID:HrQXMkyd No.234739 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jarvis Gegglewetch - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 22:19:37 EST ID:NssbiVPJ No.234741 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>DoD, apparently
>Uses work phone to browse 420chan

Oh fuck jolly african-american what are you doing

You didn't fucking figure it out by now why everyone in the government carries 2 phones with them: their GI phone and their personal phone?

I used to work for the DoD too. And I knew someone who had to learn the hard way why you don't intermix anything on your personal and GI phone. Some retard contractor sent out a TS email accidentally on unclassified email. Secret Service confiscated everyones' devices for shredding. This dude had work email on his personal phone. He will never get his personal phone given back to him ever. It's government property now. And yes they are allowed to do that. So don't mix work shit with personal shit when you're DoD. Retard.
Phyllis Darringridge - Wed, 25 Jan 2017 00:24:42 EST ID:C3MzVkRn No.234742 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also US DOD isn't even on Blackberry anymore. They were dumping BES for the piece of shit it is way back in 2013. They had standardized around Dell Streak 5, which were hard to find even back then partly because the spooks were buying them all up. They're probably still on Dell Streak if I had to guess. I stopped caring years ago.
Phyllis Darringridge - Wed, 25 Jan 2017 00:27:55 EST ID:C3MzVkRn No.234743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sorry for the double post but people should be aware that regular ass corporations you work for can also seize compromised devices. I worked for a company that had such a policy implemented nationwide. It's not just the DOD that does this.

NB, I'll see myself out now.
Ian Clecklebury - Thu, 26 Jan 2017 18:31:37 EST ID:mpncIO0a No.234782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
// fix for Chant app broken since your fucking update:
if( http request header == Chant mobile app)
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 26 Jan 2017 19:02:51 EST ID:LUuq9vx2 No.234784 Report Quick Reply
chant hasn't been updated in 3-4 years and there isn't a detectable user agent string
Jack Hungermuck - Thu, 26 Jan 2017 19:06:16 EST ID:dSzXpmHj No.234785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
requesting the http version of the site doesn't auto forward to the https version.
Might only be since the downtime today, I only just noticed it.
Augustus Chabbertare - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 03:09:52 EST ID:C3MzVkRn No.234958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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u wot m8?
William Paffingfoot - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 04:08:14 EST ID:9fupfuTO No.234959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Reuben Funkinlat - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 10:16:47 EST ID:utu92yf4 No.234965 Ignore Report Quick Reply
WTF where my HTTPS

Now everyone knows what porn I Jack off too 🐵
Eugene Crinderluck - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 13:34:01 EST ID:5F+zKIvQ No.234968 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not sure which thread to post this in but every page I visit loads infinitely
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 22:22:37 EST ID:md/KDZI4 No.234974 Report Quick Reply
Total browser restart, cleared cache, still an issue?
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 22:23:45 EST ID:md/KDZI4 No.234975 Report Quick Reply
I've been adjusting our cloudflare configuration lately but HTTPS is always still available, let me know of any issues that arise, once I have every wrinkle worked out with the NGINX/Cloudflare migration I'll turn forced HTTPS back on
Cedric Fonnersone - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 18:17:27 EST ID:mtnmovBv No.235125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Slow loading, macros and other images show up as errors, "Oh no, Error" error after posting . And can't see what's playing next under the banner for woootube so far.
John Fuckingbury - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 22:30:07 EST ID:QB/ac3lT No.235127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stopped using 420chan because of the lack of TLS. Thank you based Kirtaner. Nice to be back.
Isabella Bittinghood - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 22:50:14 EST ID:dSzXpmHj No.235128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ur and idiot
James Gockleworth - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 00:37:19 EST ID:rt/eU/9G No.235129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You stopped using 420chan because of the lack of Tirading Liberal Salamandroids?
That's an oddly specific reason to stop visiting the site..
Nell Clammlefoot - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:02:57 EST ID:yWXwQNPa No.235139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I lold hard.
Thomas Nullerson - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 19:54:52 EST ID:mtnmovBv No.235182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Same guy, everything is A-ok now, great job working out the kinks!
Fanny Clivingbotch - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 05:09:23 EST ID:6RM9lmLv No.235210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have a suggestion. Instead of removing all the Hinata pics in ALL threads about hentai, even when these threads concern ONE author, and since it seems so difficult to remove the haters... those who ARE the real bane of these boards... how about forbidding ANY and ALL mainstream? Meaning EVERY Naruto thread, One Piece thread, Bleach thread, Fairy Tail thread, etc...

All you're doing by removing ONLY the Hinata pics (no matter how many of them there are, and yes, i know there are a lot) is feed the actual fans' anger.

It's only a matter of time before those crossed by the Hinata suppression start raging against Tsunade, Kushina, Sasuke, Naruto, so on and so forth. You'll then end up having to remove every freaking Naruto pic, which will cause a cascade effect, since without Naruto pics, the trolls, the haters, and those hurt by their show being discarded will attack another show. Then you'll have to remove the Bleach pics, One Piece pics, Fairy Tail pcs, so on and so on.

If you want to do your job in the worse way possible, at least do it to the best of your ability. Do not half-ass it. Remove ALL of the mainstream hentai pics, and give them a REAL reason to complain.

And if you tell me "the trolls win if we do this", newsflash. The trolls already did the second you decided to remove everything Hinata instead of removing the trolls themselves.
Fuck Brinningcocke - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 06:07:52 EST ID:dSzXpmHj No.235211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Eww, what this fuck is this? Someone from /h/, I feel dirty.
Sophie Gusslepet - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 11:56:11 EST ID:/GS3Fdbc No.235214 Report Quick Reply
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Molly Gebbleshaw - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 13:15:35 EST ID:C3MzVkRn No.235217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Not Big Hentai in the streets, but fancies himself Big Hentai in the sheets.
Shit Heffingnetch - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 15:04:20 EST ID:RPaTdcvj No.235221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Doris Blathergold - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 15:11:49 EST ID:7MJ/nuif No.235222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how do you guys invent so much drama over shitty porn god damn. do people argue and obsess about real life porn stars like this or is it just the ones jacking off to luffy double teaming the powerpuff girls with naruto?
Oliver Blackson - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 16:57:53 EST ID:hfwowfMy No.235224 Ignore Report Quick Reply
/hentai/ is serious business here on 420chan. It pays the bills.
Lydia Brunningbadge - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 14:44:02 EST ID:Wp9EQbwe No.235236 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When AT&T shuts off my internet they only shut off my access to non-HTTPS sites

Now I can keep BWH-ing even when I'm too broke to pay the internet
Owen Fart - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 18:00:25 EST ID:YIRr9W2o No.235238 Report Quick Reply
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/h/ is wild, y'all
Martin Bassleworth - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 18:52:18 EST ID:Ryiqdpr0 No.235950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just wanted to say FUCK YEAH HTTPS FOR 420CHAN
Shit Hammlestone - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 20:02:46 EST ID:C3MzVkRn No.235951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Saw this thread bump and realized forced is back on. Perhaps because Donald Trump do something stupid?
Sophie Buvingworth - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 21:07:51 EST ID:Zzz294tI No.235952 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is it /wooo/ in here or is it just me?
Shit Hammlestone - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 22:49:40 EST ID:C3MzVkRn No.235953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Actually it's disappearing on some pages, some weird redirection going on. I should just install the force HTTPS where available browser extension.
John Grandbury - Wed, 26 Apr 2017 21:52:41 EST ID:LnD9+ms+ No.236385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Every body is banned
Frederick Dollykure - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 10:27:32 EST ID:sHgRsca0 No.236403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What about people that have no bodies?
Quetzalcoatl !KDjYWIiOiM - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 21:51:53 EST ID:eL9FIYh0 No.236405 Report Quick Reply
top right options -> disable zen mode
Nigel Pommledale - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 02:05:04 EST ID:QEB0/6jU No.236422 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Are you being intolerant of disembodied consciousness? Bigoted prick...
Hannah Mingerdadging - Sun, 11 Jun 2017 00:11:01 EST ID:sMku5t7U No.237420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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James Pedgebet - Sun, 11 Jun 2017 02:40:10 EST ID:i3T0l6+W No.237425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Android version of the TV can not enter the account password, what's the matter?
Hannah Bimmernidge - Mon, 31 Jul 2017 02:11:46 EST ID:/O++AW4e No.238294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
using latest chrome and also using latest HTTPS Everywhere addon. Also tried it on another pc w/o the addon. it never defaults to HTTPS and if i manually add it to the URL it goes back to http whenever I do anything.

Am I a retard here or is something up?
Clara Fegglewill - Mon, 31 Jul 2017 03:11:16 EST ID:VFZgKI66 No.238296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's not supposed to default to https and you might not be using HTTPS Everywhere correctly.
Eliza Billingshit - Mon, 31 Jul 2017 15:51:21 EST ID:dlFrq4dU No.238305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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'sup Kirt! nice work! I'm high btw.
Charlotte Ducklock - Mon, 31 Jul 2017 19:08:41 EST ID:XaNLv4xD No.238310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm worried about this change. How will the NSA be able to know I blaze it everyday?
Alice Gullystock - Mon, 31 Jul 2017 19:39:50 EST ID:3DqoWc9e No.238311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I too am high
Wanna be friends?
Fuck Sushman - Mon, 31 Jul 2017 19:41:32 EST ID:mN0yUgei No.238312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Until only NASA can track your high.
Martin Clayman - Tue, 01 Aug 2017 22:01:30 EST ID:oGvaeEVM No.238321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
there's no way to make it default to HTTPS is what you're saying. What's the point of it then?
Ebenezer Clayway - Tue, 22 Aug 2017 03:24:46 EST ID:R+NA6qV7 No.238750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Frederick Saffinglock - Sat, 26 Aug 2017 14:10:30 EST ID:FyLsmSrb No.238811 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Isabella Decklefug - Sat, 26 Aug 2017 21:30:55 EST ID:rPlZPijq No.238816 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Because this website deserves a comodo certificate.
Fucking Dattingsture - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 10:32:24 EST ID:6JzrhQ2f No.238822 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Mon, 28 Aug 2017 12:19:35 EST ID:t1aYSvmY No.238837 Report Quick Reply
the server has a letsencrypt cert, you're seeing the cloudflare cert, we don't expose the server to the internet directly
Edward Crunkinshit - Thu, 31 Aug 2017 23:22:39 EST ID:zS+eyMzP No.238930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm legit mad. I typically straight long cut grizzly. Love it. Felt colorful today, tried the town favorite wintergreen. I got the premium dark wintergreen. It sucks and I hate it. I'm gonna finish this can slowly and try normal wintergreen, but if I don't like either I'm going back to my reg. Like I don't even see the point if flavored dips. I love the taste of the tobacco itself.
Ebenezer Dappershaw - Thu, 31 Aug 2017 23:37:25 EST ID:ahv2FwQk No.238932 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're totally on the wrong board. you're looking for:

anyway now you got me hankering for chewing tobacco good job tobacco marketers.
Beatrice Brullerpick - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 11:33:35 EST ID:p0RFo5a6 No.239008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
someone just tried to embed a video in btube. It doesn't have to do with ssl
Sidney Sirrystock - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 07:24:24 EST ID:ayv+BYE2 No.239032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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why isn't it on by default and all http traffic redirected over it?

cmon kirt
Archie Cushshaw - Mon, 16 Oct 2017 19:19:25 EST ID:zkCK+l+T No.240111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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feel horny
Eugene Blarryseg - Wed, 20 Dec 2017 18:01:44 EST ID:hXv1xwr3 No.241321 Ignore Report Quick Reply

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