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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

Pedophile Food Goblin

- Wed, 12 Feb 2020 10:44:38 EST L0ilMoge No.262206
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So I think our tolerance for a known pedophile is no longer reasonable. You all know who I'm talking about. Some shitlord named "xXxDarkLordxXx" or something like that posted how he was spying on his little sister's slumber party and asking for tips to get sexual with one of them or something along those lines. He was banned for this, then returned under a new username, [name redacted], because he was banned, lol so funny. Now he just posts troll garbage of himself ordering 5 people's worth of fast food, or an entire bowl of pasta, just pictures of mountains of carbs. He contributes nothing to the board since he eats piles of shit and is a known pedophile. C-Higgy said not to complain about him on /nom/ so here we go. Can he get re-banned please?
Oliver Mendlelodge - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 11:24:05 EST dVTZkxXx No.262207 Reply
You sound cute, post your butt hole.
Thomas Hoshfotch - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 11:28:20 EST n4+ja2y1 No.262209 Reply
This is C-Higgy's grand revenge for all the shit we (justifiably) give him for refusing to watch The Wire
Edward Chuddlelit - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 15:04:08 EST DV5oilsv No.262211 Reply
Dog we have no proof he is a pedo. Stop being obsessive over some tripfag who posts pizza hut boxes on /nom/
Reuben Grandhood - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 16:18:23 EST GFOjOFBq No.262212 Reply
I know you don't the self awareness to understand, but it really does not make you look good when you try and fail for years to witch hunt a depressing man and his pathetic meals on a board with maybe 2 dozen regular users

It makes your life look even sadder than his
Jack Drirrykun - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 16:23:13 EST B4uilodF No.262213 Reply
Instead of just posting better food so we all could get back to making fun of him, you posted this on /nom/ got warned and then felt so strongly about it you posted here.

You still haven't posted a meal yourself. Redacted posts regular and talks about food not fucking children.

Would be nice to have forced anon/remove trips, but honestly it just doesn't affect me.
Caroline Haggleville - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 19:19:18 EST AWnEwrwl No.262219 Reply
OH ffs xxdarklord is back?
Henry Tillingwater - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 19:40:25 EST egvggedk No.262220 Reply
lol you sincerely said shitlord
Archie Toothood - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 19:47:37 EST bm5A64Do No.262223 Reply
Is the pedifilia in the action or in the intent? Some mixture of the two? I heard he never done anything.
Oliver Chombledale - Thu, 13 Feb 2020 01:36:14 EST nN50HNeH No.262231 Reply
This is quite possibly the best description of the /nom/ community and this guy's jihad against the goblin.
Charlotte Brocklelitch - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 13:43:12 EST svJMtlBZ No.262257 Reply
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>No personal attacks
Cornelius Clindlemare - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 13:56:45 EST yxIS9yIB No.262258 Reply
You think there are rules when there's no enforcement... Cute. This place has been abandoned.
Samuel Bengerman - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 14:24:27 EST WCOUdKGn No.262261 Reply
Wow you just go around telling everyone how low-effort you are? Lmao loser.
Priscilla Foblingdick - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 14:27:42 EST ausSQmyo No.262262 Reply
Not much of a joke, mang. Did you even laugh? I hope you at least laughed.
Shitting Clayridge - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 20:02:36 EST ausSQmyo No.262267 Reply
That one looks like a joke. Did you laugh at that one too? I hope you still find time to laugh anon.
Shitting Clayridge - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 20:32:35 EST ausSQmyo No.262269 Reply
Eagerly Steaming Laulau?

Unfortunately, no. I was a few days ago, but we steamed them all that day and ate them already. I wish we still had some laulau I could steam.
Emma Neblingnene - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 15:31:52 EST LFwzNhbX No.262284 Reply
It's no use. There have been multiple threads on /420/ over the years since the pedo started ban-evading. The closest to actual staff replying was I think Celt or maybe Jericho posting in one of these threads saying they had no idea that [name redacted] was the pedo shitstain ban-evading, but at the same time the pedo deliberately spammed on /mtv/ and /nom/ to bump his old posts off the board, then he gloated in the thread about there being no evidence.

Meanwhile Chiggy has always been a cowardly piece of shit that defends the pedo absolutely and never even once speaks on why dozens of different users on here independently know the pedo food goblin's rap sheet on here, so instead of just being ignorant like other staff that just didn't bother paying attention to the pedo Chiggy is actively playing defense for the pedo for the most bizarre fucking reasons ever imaginable. Considering how he responds to every anti-pedo food goblin report personally it gives me reason to believe him and the pedo are chummy and the pedo IM's Chiggy personally to defend his pedo honor (just like how Swerveface in the past would personally ask Spardot to defend his honor on /wooo/ whenever he justifiably got clowned upon for being a fucking pathetic weirdo).

t;'dr it don't mattah, none of this mattahs
Ian Crorryfield - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 15:57:20 EST B4uilodF No.262285 Reply

they're the same person and they need to watch the wire.
Hamilton Billywater - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 23:37:39 EST E+l+y3ND No.262286 Reply
Jesus, and you talk about things being funny? Kill yourself you pedo loving mongoloid.
David Minkinnodge - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 00:22:49 EST bm5A64Do No.262288 Reply
Pfff. I bet you steam your lau lau in tinfoil. What a loser.
Charlotte Drankinton - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 10:30:18 EST SfHMs2VP No.262290 Reply
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>5 people's worth of fast food
>entire bowl of pasta
>mountains of carbs
>eats piles of shit
>and is a known pedophile
Jack Soffingnadge - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 13:02:38 EST 11VT5lvm No.262293 Reply
On one hand, he's a piece of shit and I'm not OK with him.

On the other he's not going anywhere, just kick him while you walk past or something. A crusade isn't much less obnoxious.
Hamilton Bligglefoot - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 19:25:13 EST UCwA5YKg No.262297 Reply
Yeah, they will just ban evade like brazilfag and four anyways. Two of my favorite boards are infested with these fucks and I hardly give a shit anymore, let alone post. It's a fucking shame because this the best place on internet.
Eliza Gerrybury - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 01:09:47 EST M3+6oYIN No.262298 Reply
Brazil and Four aren't ban evading. They're just two people you dont like.
Hamilton Bligglefoot - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 08:53:21 EST UCwA5YKg No.262301 Reply
If you knew anything. Which you fucking dont. Those two have been ban a shit load of times last year.
Hamilton Bligglefoot - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 10:47:11 EST UCwA5YKg No.262303 Reply
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I'm willing to bet your brazilfag, because no one ever defends those any two. Except maybe that gaylord Dredgs. But it doesn't matter anyways.
Phineas Cremmleshit - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 12:20:12 EST W44565hi No.262305 Reply
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I'm Four and I wish you would stop trying to tarnish my good number. It's getting sad.
Edwin Mubberman - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 13:13:03 EST 11VT5lvm No.262306 Reply
I think a lot were not permanent bans.

Because shitposters kept complaining about bans (and a large thread got deleted because the OP got perma'd after ignoring repeated warnings and /lit/ got mad at Kirt instead of him) Kirt decided he'd spite them by making the bans temporary and not delete their shitposts. Oh boy that showed them good.

I think someone did start deleting Brazil's shit which was a relief because he does just slowly drown boards if left to his own devices. Not sure who ruralfag is blowing though, he should be ban on sight.

Also what makes four awful is that his IP changes every 6.62607004 × 10-34 seconds hence why you can't just ignore him like rauken or other similar posters. Which also makes him hard to ban.
Simon Creblingfet - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 14:23:38 EST n4+ja2y1 No.262308 Reply
>Get banned
>continue IP hopping, posting and getting banned until eventually the mods give up because they actually have lives unlike Four and Brazilfag
Sounds like a ban evading to me. Though I guess you have a point about brazilfag, I think he's only being kept around because for some reason Kirt likes his shitty game
Fucking Samblelock - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 14:28:25 EST D2WX35Fy No.262309 Reply
Not to mention Therm0 is doing the soundtrack for his game. He also plays Overwatch with Four.
Cornelius Nuddlehood - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 14:45:20 EST zhTj05a7 No.262310 Reply
Just don't let him dogsit for you and you'll be ok. Or your dog's asshole will be ok.
William Grimbanks - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 14:48:14 EST 8pU9iAbI No.262311 Reply
I'm just wondering where the whole dogfucker thing started. Is it a legit thing of psyop?
Hamilton Bligglefoot - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 15:11:15 EST UCwA5YKg No.262312 Reply
He mentioned it briefly when /ga/ was still up a while back ago.
Ernest Cinningwot - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 15:23:07 EST JZnWUxtz No.262313 Reply
/ga/ was dead long before it was deleted. It was just spam, no place for discussion.
Cedric Herringhen - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 16:33:47 EST c7RolRFi No.262316 Reply
Hes made mention to it several times, a few times on /b/ in those garbage "is weed male or female" or other shit; when his mom was still mad at him for "the dog incident" which led posters to jab by asking if there was some sexual thing he did to his dog. He didnt make a very sound argument and led people to calling him a dog fucker which is probably apt.

Based on the amount of his "i want to fuck my mom" threads on /b/ and his diaperfur tirade a few months back I'd say it aint out of the question he fucked or tried to fuck some poor chichuahua cause thats all he posts
Henry Sellerham - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 17:18:23 EST svJMtlBZ No.262317 Reply
But he's thinks hes in a third world country! Totally normal to fuck your mother and other livestock there.
Ernest Bevingdedge - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 21:07:29 EST bm5A64Do No.262320 Reply
What does dialysis feel like? I bet it feels really good.
Martin Shittingway - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 00:14:13 EST JZnWUxtz No.262321 Reply
I thought people with trips are always mods.
How do you use a trip?
Ernest Bevingdedge - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 01:06:54 EST bm5A64Do No.262322 Reply
Put a poind sign in the name field. Anything you type after the pound sign will be hashed to produce a trip.
Clara Drubblestone - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 07:00:53 EST 11VT5lvm No.262327 Reply
Unless your British in which case put in a hash. Anything you type after the hash will be hashed to produce a trip.
Nicholas Beshdock - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 14:37:06 EST ausSQmyo No.262371 Reply
Nah man. The one what looks like a ticktacktoe board
Beatrice Gellerville - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 14:43:03 EST bbiwWyH3 No.262372 Reply
You're about to learn something completely useless. Just mouse over the spoiler.

That's "Hash" if you're British though.

So when you see something like ENTER:## you just think "Center hash?" the tea is cold and our prime minister is a sociopath. It's a lot like being American except with boring weather and hobnobs
Nicholas Beshdock - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 14:47:15 EST ausSQmyo No.262373 Reply
You have better chocolates. Shit gets exported all the way to Aotearoa but not Hawaii? Fucking bullshit.
Nicholas Beshdock - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 14:51:48 EST ausSQmyo No.262374 Reply
Ernest Senderfun - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 02:33:11 EST HIF0j5Cm No.262380 Reply
He just posted in the aonic movie thread on /mtv/ about seeig teen tians go movie with some kids. Dudes creepy as fuck. Maybe he is a pedo
Archie Sollerbury - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 02:49:58 EST ausSQmyo No.262382 Reply
Is it really the same trip? Anyone have any doctored screenshots proving its the same guy?
Ernest Senderfun - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 03:01:51 EST HIF0j5Cm No.262383 Reply
He uses that trip on mtv wooo and nom and i was anti OP but now that he said he went to Teen Titans GO movie with kids im changing sides. Fuck food goblin
Archie Sollerbury - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 05:26:32 EST ausSQmyo No.262384 Reply
I know the trips are consisten across boards TODAY. I mean is it the same trip from back when he was XxwarfDanglexX or whatever? Does Kirtaner have logs?
Lillian Wibblehall - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 06:30:53 EST xNGrfCiZ No.262385 Reply
I take my little nephew and his friend to the movies from time to time.
Polly Pittfuck - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 08:04:24 EST bm5A64Do No.262388 Reply
Yeah. The dude was probably trying to say some shit like this but accidentally did it kinda awkwardly
Lydia Mackleshit - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 09:45:45 EST GFOjOFBq No.262389 Reply
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it wasn't even awkward, these people are just vultures
Ernest Senderfun - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 11:12:37 EST HIF0j5Cm No.262390 Reply
I think when you have openly talked about trying to sleep with an underage kid at a slumber party and then later talk about bringing kids to movies you should ask questions AT THE VERY LEAST.

Dudes a pedophile
Ernest Senderfun - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 11:14:23 EST HIF0j5Cm No.262391 Reply
Well its certainly odd how he has never once defended himself when he has been called a pedo across boards for maybe 2 years strong now
Priscilla Paggledet - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 11:22:58 EST M3+6oYIN No.262392 Reply
Maybe the accusations are so absurd he wont even acknowledge them.
Jarvis Driblinghot - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 11:31:08 EST b1OSk7fh No.262393 Reply
>It's certainly suspect how someone ignores baseless accusations from random anonymous posters on the internet
Is it, though?
Ernest Senderfun - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 11:44:39 EST HIF0j5Cm No.262394 Reply
Sure maybe. If multiple people called me a pedo for years across boards I would eventually address it personally but yeah maybe. The point is I am not ruling his pedophilia out just because OP is a douche bag.
Polly Pittfuck - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:23:17 EST bm5A64Do No.262399 Reply
He actually has denied it. Someone asked him on nom and he said he never done it.
Shitting Sollyduck - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 16:36:00 EST MG0td9Sn No.262401 Reply
He never done any thing. He only said he done it so the policeman would take the truncheon out of his bottom
Isabella Croggleladge - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 16:49:35 EST m4dkHea1 No.262411 Reply
For thousands of years, the hidden secret truth has been yes, you are correct.
Hugh Blatherway - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 23:30:04 EST cTT3h9mB No.262420 Reply
Theres always a small chance the girl he met at the bar has a fake ID. But it probably will never happen so he probably wont, like he said. C'mon.
Cyril Bevingbury - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 00:35:00 EST HIF0j5Cm No.262422 Reply
The amount of support for this possible pedo is weird. Im not asking he be banned like OP but im not going to stand up for a possible pedo.
Cornelius Brooklock - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 01:10:59 EST m4dkHea1 No.262423 Reply
I think it's pretty weird how a couple people have been able to draw more ire than a weirdo who admitted to wanting to fuck his underage sister, but here you all are.
Jenny Trotstone - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 12:58:52 EST wLEBGhT7 No.262430 Reply
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>im not going to stand up for a possible pedo

Welcome to the slippery slope. Please for the love of god put these on.
Edward Fundershaw - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 13:13:43 EST GFOjOFBq No.262431 Reply
in the literal years like at least 5+ years of people hounding this guy for being an "admitted pedophile" no one even once has posted a single shred of evidence or even compelling reasons to think that he's the same person as that other guy with a different tripcode who got banned after admitting to wanting to fuck his underaged sister, but here you are
Archie Brubberville - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 13:25:47 EST bm5A64Do No.262432 Reply
So the tripcodes ARE different. This is some Thin Blue Line shit man.
Sidney Pittbury - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 13:40:12 EST TQ7fTgu1 No.262433 Reply
he didn't even get banned for wanting to fuck his sister. If memory serves, he was one of those fags who posts "SOMEONE BAN ME SO I'LL STOP WASTING MY TIME ON THIS SHITTY SITE" types, then came back a week later with his gay new handle.
Cornelius Sunnerfidge - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 16:56:44 EST bK7ltSGI No.262434 Reply
It wasn't his sister. He wanted tips on how to spy on his sisters friend. Which was 14 or 13 at the time.
Eugene Blytheforth - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 03:06:58 EST CZHOa84/ No.262441 Reply
You can probably find his old posts using the Wayback Machine, but who cares. This site is ran by pedo-loving shitstains. That's the way it's been and will continue to be.

Just because some cool people have posted on 420chan over the years doesn't mean Kirt and his shitty staff have become cool by osmosis.

Also, go fuck yourself, Christoper Higgins, you pedo-defending fuckwad.
Cedric Fanson - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 08:54:16 EST RtG4kCyk No.262442 Reply
I think everyone here is past the point where getting called a pedo really means anything. Does this work on Facebook? Does it upset people irl? You haven't really done anything here but telegraph how angry you are, and either people don't care or they're trying to make you angry.
Archie Clayridge - Thu, 27 Feb 2020 08:41:44 EST 9A3JGyGR No.262487 Reply
Fuck off you pedo sympathizer. Fucking nazi scum have stormfront to retreat to so why the fuck do you fucking pedos and pedo-lovers come here out of all the corners you could crawl to on the internet?

Drink bleach you faggot
Lydia Clevingfield - Thu, 27 Feb 2020 09:24:22 EST GFOjOFBq No.262488 Reply
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maybe you'd have better luck drumming up pedo outrage with baseless accusations in a pizzagate or alt-right community
Lydia Clevingfield - Thu, 27 Feb 2020 10:56:31 EST GFOjOFBq No.262491 Reply
literally post a single shred of evidence and I'm cool with that but it's been years and nobody has ever done that once
the only proof that he's the same person as xxdarklordwhateverxx is the people bitching about his food abominations saying that he is, nobody has ever shown a single reason to think so when called out
Hamilton Shittingshit - Thu, 27 Feb 2020 12:00:55 EST UCwA5YKg No.262492 Reply
It is what it is nigga. Pedo food goblin is a pedo. Deal with it.
Sidney Surrydale - Thu, 27 Feb 2020 18:54:28 EST CZHOa84/ No.262503 Reply
>literally post a single shred of evidence

Go fuck yourself. This is 420chan, we're not fucking paid detectives gathering evidence you piece of shit. People were around back when this shit went down and if you weren't then tough shit.

It's on staff to handle bad elements and in this case they failed spectacularly because C-Higgy is such a stupid fucking asshole that personally defends pedos for whatever fucked up reason.
Ian Dromblewan - Thu, 27 Feb 2020 18:59:57 EST svJMtlBZ No.262504 Reply
I demand evidence on this imageboard of high folk that cant even remember the command prompt in the first place!

Who the fuck compiles shit like that?
Fuck Gazzlecocke - Thu, 27 Feb 2020 19:11:40 EST GFOjOFBq No.262505 Reply
I dunno it might just be me but if you're asking someone to be banned it kind of seems like a bare minimum to give a mod an actual fucking reason they can follow through on

Fuck Chamblehare - Thu, 27 Feb 2020 22:15:08 EST bm5A64Do No.262510 Reply
First they came for pedo food goblin, and I said nothing...

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