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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 15:19:33 EST kl3EGQ7n No.262335
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I know this probably won't be implemented, but I'm really thirsting for the feature to be able to make phone-posters unable to post in your thread when you create it, like a checkbox that says "phoneblock".

Some threads just get killed cause they only get these shortass mini suck'yas because they can't type real posts with their screen fingies.

Or just a /kbwarriors/ board where phone user agents aren't allowed in, secret board. I'd love that.
I want to talk with other keyboard writers, finger screen ploppers have a certain weird funk about them, like they're only half there, the other half is preoccupied with whatever else is going on where they are at there phone.
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Lydia Favingworth - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 15:27:23 EST Z6AVqI0g No.262336 Reply
Impossible to enforce. Phone users can just spoof a UA that says they're using a desktop browser and you'd be none the wiser. Even children know how to do this. At best you lock out tech-unsavvy boomers but I suspect the pool of boomers who know how to work a smartphone, use 420chan, and don't know how to spoof a UA is very small.
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Ernest Bevingdedge - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 15:34:47 EST bm5A64Do No.262338 Reply
>>262336
Also really annoying rule. My computer is literally buried under a mountain of trash right now. What if I'm on the bus. What the fuck man. I bet you're posting from your phone right now.
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Isabella Bollerkeck - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 16:27:24 EST kl3EGQ7n No.262346 Reply
>>262338
>really annoying rule
For a hidden board named keyboardwarriors?
Why would that be annoying?
Nothing would be taken away, there only be small fun place added to the mix.
>bet you're phoneposting right now
I've posted from a phone twice in the last ten years, and only cause my PC was broken at the time, I hate writing anything on phones to the point I connect up a keyboard to my phone when writing text messages if I can. So no, I'm not phoneposting right now and haven't in years.
>>262336
>can just spoof
Tbh I highly doubt a phone-poster (as in only ever posted through phones) knows what a user agent even is.
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Beatrice Blatherville - Thu, 27 Feb 2020 07:58:32 EST yp0n6X5V No.262486 Reply
>>262346
My young dude, I can use every feature of every device in my possession. You assume everyone's one-tricking their PC web browser like you.
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Cedric Senningpure - Thu, 27 Feb 2020 10:41:55 EST QtrGFDzc No.262490 Reply
>Some threads just get killed cause they only get these shortass mini suck'yas because they can't type real posts with their screen fingies.
show me the first example of this happening
the hate against phoneposting has 0 valid arguments and it is just 4skin's "huRr im a LeeT" garbage memery
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Clara Drullershit - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 09:44:11 EST RbUh3jLT No.262519 Reply
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>>262490
you're clearly a phoneposter, so why don't you link us to some of the contributions you've made to 420chan that you're most proud of. show off your best threads and posts to justify the benifit of allowing phoneposting on 420cghan
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Frederick Hirringtick - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 13:01:23 EST kl3EGQ7n No.262521 Reply
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>>262490
I've actually seen lots'o phoneposters react to long posts (actual just long posts, not talking about the one-paragraph-walls-of-texts) with stuff like how the fuck I'm supposed to read something like that, and highlighting their IDs gives a mountain of one sentence or three word replies that are solely shit like "goddang lol".
I don't believe anybody is good because of using a real computer with actual peripherals, it's just most phone typers can't into that shit, treat imageboards like they're the youtube comment section.

It's not about being better than anybody, it's about wanting a haven without puke on the floor and shit thrown on the walls. "haha funny" written across the bathroom mirror, superb posting habits I'm sure you think, nothing different than full format opinions and discussions.
Having /kbwarriors/ doesn't take that away from you, you can still have that. Just not in there.
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Fucking Smallfield - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 13:08:47 EST ausSQmyo No.262522 Reply
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>>262521
How do you even know they are phone posters? Are you one of Kirt's rentboys? Did you sneak into his server basement while he was whacked out on retrovirals and hrt meds and examine the http headers of each request?
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Frederick Hirringtick - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 13:51:16 EST kl3EGQ7n No.262523 Reply
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>>262522
I just know dude, my ether-PCP-neckjack tells me all I know, tells me all I need.
Just like I know you're on a laptop.
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Frederick Hirringtick - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 14:14:19 EST kl3EGQ7n No.262526 Reply
>>262524
You'd write that in caps, wouldn't you, lizardphone?
I'll get you someday, just not today, cause today I gotta rebong
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Frederick Hirringtick - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 17:02:06 EST kl3EGQ7n No.262529 Reply
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>>262527
Thanks, I appreciate you having my back mate
The good ones are the ones that give it to you straight
Not puyssftoong around
Hope you're having a nice one dude, right on
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Thomas Billingson - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 17:59:17 EST svJMtlBZ No.262531 Reply
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>>262529
I just hope you get your weed and chill out about the integrity of imageboard shitposts
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Eugene Blackson - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 21:07:50 EST yxIS9yIB No.262533 Reply
>>262531
I just hope you pull your underwear to the side so I can bugger you up the shit pipe.
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Basil Debberwell - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 00:00:09 EST SBkL1UoP No.262536 Reply
>>262346
>I hate writing anything on phones to the point I connect up a keyboard to my phone when writing text messages if I can.
learn to work with gesture typing or w/e it's actually called. between that and the basic predictive text feature you can basically magic text onto the screen. as in probably type faster than the average person on a physical keyboard. (considering most people use their damn phone for everything besides making full documents, at which point they resort to hunt-and-peck. shit do they even teach typing in school anymore?)
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Priscilla Donningford - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 00:17:14 EST svJMtlBZ No.262538 Reply
>>262533
Jokes on you, I shat all my underwear and called your encrusted butt of a mother over
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Hamilton Trotbanks - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 20:27:14 EST Nek774TQ No.262566 Reply
such a neckbeardy thing to be butthurt about lol, "I'm better than you because I never leave the basement"
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Basil Murdcocke - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 20:49:52 EST n4+ja2y1 No.262567 Reply
>>262566
I'll have you know my PC is securely located in the den, which is totally a legitimately different room and not the basement of the south.
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Simon Hodgefut - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 22:03:58 EST 7GD+0mou No.262569 Reply
>>262566
>browsing a drug *chan site in public
>"I'm so much better than you neckbeards, lmao"
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Hamilton Trotbanks - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 22:26:23 EST Nek774TQ No.262570 Reply
>>262569
you say this like this isn't a heavily moderated website for adults, what could possibly happen? plus no one can see what you're doing on your phone

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