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kirt has officially lost his mind

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- Thu, 02 Jul 2020 02:55:57 EST pzJ5l05U No.265374
File: 1593672957310.jpg -(238402B / 232.81KB, 1947x1232) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. kirt has officially lost his mind
I'm a friend of kirt and brook irl, I'm not gonna say who I am, but trust me when I say I am worried for Kirt's wellbeing. The other day he actually asked me, "What if the whole internet was 420chan?" And at first I laughed thinking he had just said one of the funniest things I've ever heard, but when I looked up at his eyes I felt like I was hallucinating. His eyes were filled of complete insanity and it started to scare me.

I really care about him and me and spardot are gf's for life, and if anyone believes any of the shit being said about him then they should maybe do their research. All I'm sayin'

Can we just stop this now, please?
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John Pengerspear - Thu, 02 Jul 2020 03:48:52 EST od28sVQZ No.265378 Reply
lmao wtf
kirt lost his mind ages ago when he decided to become a lying two faced racist pedophile snitch. now he brags about it all as if being a lying two faced racist pedophile snitch is something to be proud of. who on earth in their right mind would even take the first step to becoming a a lying two faced racist pedophile snitch let alone brag about it afterwards?
how can he even get upset about other people pointing out that he is a lying two faced racist pedophile snitch when he was the one who decided to be a lying two faced racist pedophile snitch and then brag about it in the first place?
>imma gonna be in teh lying two faced racist pedophile snitch hall of fame muthafukkaaz!!!
~quote from kirt on the day of his bar mitzvah in 1989
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Molly Siddlepat - Thu, 02 Jul 2020 07:11:25 EST dVTZkxXx No.265379 Reply
>Can we just stop this now, please?
Yeah can we?
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Simon Cremmerhood - Thu, 02 Jul 2020 13:18:10 EST RQ7CD/TG No.265384 Reply
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You know what, Kirt comes in all the time to Charlie's Chopshop where i'm a linecook. He is actually really polite in person and he gets the same PhillieCheese steak with Mustard and asks me to make it for him because I might not even be the best cook there but he asks anyways to make me feel special.
One time he came back into the kitchen and draped a tarp over me because he saw that I was getting cold bc withdraw from a little of heroin and methamphetamine in the same needle (it's actually medical but I just don't have a doctor rn)

Anyway the point is, you're the only one who cares about your angry little crusade, and continuing to post this super butthurt stuff does a lot more to make you look like the actual human avatar of a,utism
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Samuel Gundershaw - Thu, 02 Jul 2020 15:45:52 EST kkcl/qbU No.265387 Reply
>>265384
That is kind sentiment, but its possible that Kirt doesn't want you to be telling the general public about his habits in the physical realm at this juncture.
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Ian Ninninglidge - Thu, 02 Jul 2020 22:36:31 EST 1ymkYD3D No.265400 Reply
More threads about Kirt please.
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Nigel Wobberbick - Sat, 04 Jul 2020 02:01:40 EST fX5tkEFB No.265411 Reply
Kirt only gets high on his own farts, everyone knows this, why else would he have a board dedicated to it for so long?
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Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sat, 04 Jul 2020 11:20:08 EST HOvKMqdR No.265414 Reply
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>>265378
have sex, i implore you, have sex before your mind of which i reside rent free in disintegrates beyond repair
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Charlotte Wannerpad - Sat, 04 Jul 2020 13:06:03 EST 4hYHgb4k No.265420 Reply
>>265414
Better do what they say or over a hundred gamer teens on discord may falsely think you're really annoying.
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Henry Cuzzlestone - Sat, 04 Jul 2020 15:09:36 EST rh6zkrPb No.265424 Reply
>>265421
Jesus man
That must have inconvenienced you for over ten minutes
How will you recover from this
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Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 15:20:25 EST HOvKMqdR No.265440 Reply
>>265436
they're flooding programming servers with horse cocks thinking i'm going to find it anything but highly amusing
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Edwin Gockledatch - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 17:23:55 EST c7RolRFi No.265441 Reply
>>265421
Man i always knew Discord was fucking trash
Its basically like AIM but its also a bunch of children yelling memes into mics all day right?
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Angus Drarrywill - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 17:45:38 EST 1ymkYD3D No.265442 Reply
This is high levels of embarrassing.
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Alice Drushchire - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 18:33:20 EST KYUIpoFW No.265445 Reply
Kirt is the biggest fag ever. i would love to strike him with a H.i.V infected needle and smack his cumdumster whore bitch around with a sack of coins
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Ebenezer Purrychodge - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 22:23:31 EST pzJ5l05U No.265448 Reply
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>>265445
And this guys just going right for his throat. Some people I guess angry, but come on really guys
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Ebenezer Purrychodge - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 22:28:46 EST pzJ5l05U No.265449 Reply
if everyone dont calm down now shits bout to pop off jk
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Ebenezer Purrychodge - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 22:45:54 EST pzJ5l05U No.265453 Reply
I think the cringeworthy posts we make are chan satire

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