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Little sister beat me up

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- Tue, 24 Oct 2017 18:37:59 EST CCmXYlGw No.94467
File: 1508884679998.jpg -(120700B / 117.87KB, 1000x1000) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Little sister beat me up
I'm a 19 year old man in charge of looking after my 11 year old sister on weekdays after her school ends. She's just got into gymnastics and is trying to prove that she's stronger than me, so she challenged me to a play fight which I accepted on the condition that it would be in good fun with no hitting.

I'm 6'1, 115lbs and she's 5'0 75lbs or something like that. The pic attached is what we look like.

So I thought I was stronger and would win, but she ended up wrapping her thighs around my neck and squeezing hard. I submitted but she said she wouldn't let go until I said that "I was her b*tch". I said it, then after she let go I lost my cool and punched her in the face. This was stupid and purely out of bruised ego, I regret doing it.

So we both fall to the floor, she wraps her thighs around my waist this time and it's 10 times more painful. I submit and this time she says she won't let go until I say that "the only girl I can get is an ugly retard" referring to my enthusiastic girlfriend. I reluctantly say this as the pain is unreal, but instead of letting go she just squeezes harder then cups my mouth with her hand. I get a panic attack and wet myself. I can't contract my body up and down anymore in order to breathe and pass out.

I went to the hospital later and had 3 broken ribs and 1 cracked rib. My parents blamed me as I punched her first and agreed to fight her. Fair enough, but I think she should get some of the blame too. What she did was sadistic and she still hasn't shown any remorse, she's still trying to prove she's better than me. I can't even look her in the eye anymore.
I hate feeling this weak, having anorexia has literally made me subhuman. Its made my bones brittle, its made me weaker than a little girl. I just want to be normal.

What should I do when she tries to boss me around? There's like a power dynamic between us now, how do I stand up for myself? Also, does she look stronger than me? I don't think she does.
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Lillian Sonkinway - Sat, 11 Nov 2017 19:17:55 EST 2eFj+QIw No.94502 Reply
This is a fake thread it was posted on the future but with a weird twist of the girl molesting him and if you google the chick it's some weird nickolodean star from show I don't know about
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TinyTrip !5pb17tfZto - Thu, 07 Dec 2017 22:27:04 EST D6tcx8FP No.94543 Reply
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> I fought my 11 year old sister
> I lost
> Made the score even with a clean sucker when she finally let me up
> power struggle with an 11 year old
>wut do
k OP first start with ripptoes, don't skip on squat and oats
Next learn Krav Maga
Soon you'll be able to throat punch her into submission

solid troll btw nb
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Ebenezer Narringforth - Tue, 11 Jun 2019 10:27:39 EST OQOsgd+j No.95491 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

bare minimum proteins

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- Mon, 20 May 2019 12:37:13 EST GanhevWh No.95410
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so basically I am just making yakitori and eating that, maybe two sticks every eight hours, about four pieces of chicken, maybe like 4oz of chicken

then I eat canned vegetables because I am a poor nigga, sip a bit bourbon for the shakes, then continue to chain smoke the hunger away for the rest of the day

am i doin it rite
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Alice Bregglemock - Tue, 04 Jun 2019 21:40:14 EST A4hH3el/ No.95466 Reply
>>95465

Actually, I think KRS ONE just had bread and rice on his shelf.

Still beans, nuts, shit even whole carbs like oatmeal and brown rice have some protein. All cheap things you can stockpile.

thermodynamics

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- Thu, 18 Apr 2019 17:10:28 EST 2eFj+QIw No.95330
File: 1555621828152.png -(62917B / 61.44KB, 1228x1502) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. thermodynamics
>person eats 4000 calories a day
>doesnt get off computer for 10 minutes a day
>stays skinny
>lol hes got a fast metabolism
>i exercise, diet, starve, eat healthy
>ride a bike or go on my treadmill 5 days a week
>drink water and black coffee
>walk on treadmill until im covered in sweat all over and have to jump in the shower
>starve until im tired as fuck and feel like garbage every day
>stomach constantly growling
>LOL FUCK U FAT FUCK U DONT BREAK THE RULES OF THERMODYNAMICS ITS CALORIES IN AND OUT YOU FAT FUCK
>THERMODYNAMICS THERMODYNAMICS THERMODYNAMICS!!!!!!!!!

fuck i hate skinnyfags. i literally hate the thermodynamic fags so god damn fucking much i hate them so much. i was born with an unbearably high appetite chronic fatigue and half functioning my body. my body screams for food literally 18 hours a day and i can eat 3 whole pizzas in a sitting and my body works at half the rest of the world and doesnt burn any calories naturally
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Oliver Commerford - Tue, 14 May 2019 10:39:36 EST lWfNariP No.95396 Reply
One pizza is about 2000 calories OP.
That's my entire daily allowance if I want to maintain weight.
I literally had to wait 3 months to eat another pizza last time I was on a cut, because even cheating only once with a pizza would fuck up an entire week's progress.
Also skinny guys always overestimate how much they (can) eat.

Don't compare yourself to others, especially not to people with completely different metabolisms. You play the hand you've been dealt.
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Alice Bregglemock - Tue, 04 Jun 2019 21:50:19 EST A4hH3el/ No.95467 Reply
The calorie game can be won with cruciferous vegetables. You have to eat like 30 pounds of lettuce to get 2,500 calories. Broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, brussel sprouts are foods that cannot make you fat. I always keep cabbage in the fridge because it's cheap and I can make a fuckload of it really fast.

Whole carbohydrates tend to have less calories and a lower glycemic index than their processed counterparts. So an apple will have %33-%50 the calories of a bran muffin. Table sugar actually has a lower glycemic index than white, or even whole wheat bread. Carrots are good, but turning them into juice raises the glycemic index.

Glycemic index is important because it represents how quickly and by how much a food will change your blood sugar. Flooding your body with sugar can trigger insulin production, sugar molecules sticking to your proteins and fucking everything up.

Rear Delts

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- Mon, 03 Jun 2019 07:27:42 EST a+3O/VHM No.95460
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Should I do them in push day or pull day?
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David Samblewuck - Mon, 03 Jun 2019 15:31:07 EST MaHb7tJo No.95461 Reply
I do my rear delt flys on my pull days

How do I get my skinny pathetic ass to gain weight?

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- Tue, 28 May 2019 17:16:49 EST gujsMloG No.95441
File: 1559078209843.jpg -(23915B / 23.35KB, 400x386) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How do I get my skinny pathetic ass to gain weight?
Hey /a n a/ I'm 5'9 135lbs and wanna pack on weight and muscle.

Usually no matter how much I eat I can't seem to pack on any pounds, I don't do much cardio besides a little bit of jogging and I do lots of push ups, pull ups etc.

What am I doing wrong? I've been doing this since new years.

Is there some type of website or app I can go to that helps with food? Some suggested I try things like blue apron or some subscription app and pick meals with the highest cals and protein intakes
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Hedda Sucklespear - Tue, 28 May 2019 20:28:29 EST Wc4dfmYk No.95448 Reply
>>95447

That's not bad. If memory serves correctly, the average large egg has 6-7g of protein (some of the highest quality protein you can find) and 70-80 calories? A slice of toast roughly the same calories minus the protein, plus fiber. So say you eat an egg sandwich of three large eggs and two pieces of toast, that's at most 350 calories plus roughly 25 grams of protein, plus the cream and orange juice doesn't add too much. That's not a large breakfast by any means, probably not much for gaining weight, but it's a step in the right direction.

Ideally I'd want roughly twice that amount of calories, and almost double the protein (I eat 1 gram of protein per lb of body weight for weight lifting). I think the average bagel usually consists at least 300 calories. You could switch that for bread and have a bagel and egg sandwich, plus adding an ounce or two of sliced cheese will give you a significant calorie and protein boon. Supplement that with a handful of nuts and you've got a small time builders breakfast.
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Samuel Clayham - Tue, 28 May 2019 20:46:39 EST gujsMloG No.95450 Reply
>>95448
Well I'm trying to make it 6 small meals and a healthy snack in between. Like a protein shake or some protein bar.

Oh and it's grain bread, the bread is more for the health purpose.
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Samuel Clayham - Tue, 28 May 2019 21:28:20 EST gujsMloG No.95451 Reply
>>95448
I've also been in the habit of spreading mashed avocado on my toast now these days.

muscle weirdness

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- Fri, 24 May 2019 18:18:55 EST GanhevWh No.95428
File: 1558736335680.jpg -(283363B / 276.72KB, 849x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. muscle weirdness
When you lose a whole bunch of weight, your skin tightens around your muscles, like say in your chest, changing the entire structure. But here's the weird part. As you lose weight, if you suddenly are able to move and articulate parts of your chest that you weren't before, what does that means?
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Nigel Blashwater - Fri, 24 May 2019 20:37:57 EST Tp1rP3uI No.95429 Reply
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Not exactly sure what you're talking about but I would guess that you have probably developed some muscle as well as losing some fat. Very possible especially when you're relatively new to working out, as in your first year or so, it's where the term "beginner gains" comes from. You will eventually hit your limit on what you can gain from being in a caloric deficit, but for the time being I would say keep doing what you're doing.
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Ebenezer Dacklemet - Fri, 24 May 2019 23:02:29 EST GanhevWh No.95430 Reply
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>>95429
The actual fitness history is really complicated because it gets interrupted by things like prison and homelessness. I was in really good shape towards the end of college and then gained again after office work, then got in shape again, then went homeless and got jacked temporarily strangely, then got fat again in rehab. And here we are! Yay. I have a home weight set but need more plates probably will get some more off of CL, ebay or amazon, whichever is cheapest and conveient

New Years Resolutions and Weight Equipment

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- Thu, 07 Jan 2016 19:07:30 EST pDb8LhgN No.93001
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Hey /ana/ (when did it change from /fit/?) anywho, I'm starting this year on the right foot. I'm not drinking for a month, I've started doing yoga every day, and I'm trying to eat better and keep my finances in check.

I'm a full-time line cook, about 5'11" and probably 130-150 lbs, and i've never really worked out besides walking every where, or riding my bike. The yoga has been great, I'm on day 4 of a 30 day yoga challenge and I certainly plan on continuing my practice after the 30 days.

I come to you today as a total newbie to the workout life. I just looked around on the internet for a beginner bodyweight program that i can do at home until I can get enough money together for a weight set. Here's the routine:

Three Circuits of:
>20 squats
>10 push-ups
>20 lunges
>10 dumbbell rows (using a jug filled with sand or something)
>15 second plank
>30 jumping jacks

I think that's a pretty good start for me, not knowing much about working out. So I guess my questions are this:

>What are things that I should include in my diet? Keep in mind that I don't make too much to buy a lot of groceries. I do have protein powder however.

>Is yoga a good way to warm up before working out?

>Does anyone have a particular weight set they'd recommend that I can get on the cheap?

And basically any other general tips for a newbie who's goal is to transition from a stick with a beer gut, to having a sort of Christian Bale body (best analogy I could come up with)

Thanks for any advice, links, videos, tips, tricks, etc!
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Beatrice Hebblebury - Sat, 04 May 2019 23:48:28 EST dEcldrii No.95373 Reply
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Working hard and boy, my shoulders are sore.

Really need help new year new program

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- Tue, 02 Jan 2018 19:09:48 EST QRbgnf6i No.94599
File: 1514938188087.jpg -(270815B / 264.47KB, 1200x1600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Really need help new year new program
I want to do somthing a bit different
Full body heavy weight workouts burn me out too much
I like pplxppl now
But I'm bored of just doing straight sets of like 3x5 3x12

But then when I've tried other programs what mess about with different rep ranges I sort of lose strength (but have looked more cut)

i was half thinkin ofgoing to some big bodybuilding gym close to me for a change and start using machines but i wouldn't know what to do in terms of making it all consistency and making sure I don't burn out due to doing too much

I was also looking st the PHUL workout doesn't seem bad but I feel like there are better programs out there

What should I do ?

Btw my stats are
Bw 80kg
When I get back to my 5 rep Max's this is what I end up getting

Bench 85kg 90kg with a spot(must be scared to drop it even on the rack ha)
Deadlift have been up to 160
Squat 115kg
Ohp 60kg
Rows 90kg

Yeh maybe you could say I should go back on the Texas method or somthing but that's just so fuckingg boring.
And that's my main problem at the min I want to aesthetically look good but in just sort of getting bored to death of it all
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Cornelius Gickleshaw - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 06:02:39 EST Ij0i62m7 No.94807 Reply
>>94645
nigga you do more sets and reps in one day than I do in whole week, why not use some weight? I can't even imagine doing deadlifts after fronts
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Nicholas Monnerdadging - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 13:05:08 EST ryGNpiKd No.94809 Reply
>But I'm bored
enjoy mediocrity

back exercises

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- Sun, 24 Mar 2019 15:00:59 EST f5/sr5Dn No.95256
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Sup /ana/

So I'm in average shape, most of my exercise is just doing long runs to blow off steam and help my mental health, pushups from time to time. I noticed my back is lacking in muscle, upper and lower.

Do you guys have any suggestions for getting a normal healthy back without a complicated routine? I do have a gym membership. I'm looking at exercises on youtube and google but theres so many..it's a little overwhelming. I'd feel a little more confident in giving them a shot if somebody here is willing to just recommend a few good starter exercises for a well rounded back.

I did starting strength about a year ago and that was going well. Should I just jump back into doing that?
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Esther Crimmlechut - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 09:52:22 EST REJ3xcyX No.95282 Reply
Deadlift
Squat
Pull up
Pendlay row & 45° bent over row
Overhead press (for upper back)

Don't forget your lats and your shoulders are also part of your back and will contribute to making it look bigger. Especially your upper back shoulder area is prone to getting bumpy.
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Shit Brallystone - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 18:20:01 EST 7lxim7JR No.95286 Reply
Thanks guys. Gonna hit the gym today and do Deadlifts, pendlay rows, and maybe squats and overhead press.

I honestly don't know if I could do a pull-up right now.
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press - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 10:34:33 EST pozuiGDC No.95294 Reply
>>95286
>I honestly don't know if I could do a pull-up right now.
sounds like starting strength alright. jk

i reread the thread and i find the phrasing )well rounded back( hilarious
how long did you do the SS routine for and how far did you get? thanks to muscle memory it can be very easy to get back to a good portion of previous functional strength
best of luck to you and keep at it!

Stupid gay thread

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- Tue, 26 Mar 2019 22:30:13 EST V7fL4GWS No.95265
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Okay, so I need a little bit of guidance.
I have a horrible gut. And I'm so fucking ashamed of my body that I'm having struggles just being in public and shit, anxiety and weird body issues and the whole shabang. I used to be really fat, then I got in OK shape, and now I've noticed after 2 years of crippling depression I'm on the fast lane to right back where I started.

All in all, I just wanna get in good enough shape so I can remove my t-shirt when I'm with a girl and not feel so shit it literally kills my sex and self-esteem. I've been seeing a private trainer for about 5 sessions now, and we're doing a full body workout for strength training, but the only cardio I do is running 15-20 minutes beforehand to warm up.

I just thought I'd ask what I can expect till summer, if anyone here think I'll be able to go to the beach or something without feeling horrible, if I should start dieting, if I should start to do more cardio or whatever, just general tips.

I'll post a picture I took last week just to show you guys where I'm at, and I'll also most what I've been doing this last weeks. It's written in Norwegian mostly, but what muscle group I'm practicing is in English at least. Reps is repetitions and Vekt is the weight of the weights, lol.

I'd really appreciate some feedback, because I hear so much crazy shit and I'm kinda embarrassed talking about to my coach weirdly enough, I don't wanna be seen as incredibly vain even tho I am. Still feeling exhausted after last session, and I kinda think what's the point, but I think it might be my bipolar hitting me + bad sleep. Just feel horrible.

Thanks for any help guys.
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Henry Gevingwell - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 22:36:13 EST V7fL4GWS No.95268 Reply
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Should probably mention that I work out 2 days a week, and I can't really work out strength more than that since I'm literally jello in my whole body for the next two days. But I wanna fit in one day of cardio on Sundays when I'm getting into it. Probably after I've at least worked out one month and my muscles don't ache as much as now that I'm a newb.
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Edwin Farringridge - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 13:44:36 EST Glk8Tpeu No.95287 Reply
Lol relax nigga it aint even that bad.

Start by keeping track of all your calories coming in (there's some good apps). That way, whatever you decide to do won't leave you unsure about your diet and have you gaining unwanted weight again.

>>I don't wanna be seen as incredibly vain even tho I am
My man. What's so vain about not wanting to look like shit? What's so vain about asking for help to accomplish your goals in an efficient way? Talk to your coach ffs. That's what you pay him for, no?

Bike General

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- Fri, 30 Sep 2016 17:34:21 EST p3gamIK/ No.93696
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Anyone here ride bikes?

XC? Offroad? Roadie? Track? Velo? Commuter?

How do you manage bike training and weight training?
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Rebecca Fanfuck - Fri, 23 Nov 2018 03:06:53 EST F5U5izXz No.95142 Reply
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>>95111
Do people actually use bicycles for commuting? Exercise before work is taken care of then.
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Jarvis Nungerfud - Sat, 02 Mar 2019 20:14:07 EST BY9fjUO9 No.95222 Reply
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>>95142
Ive met more than one who do so. I couldnt be bothered, its a sport/exercise to me, not commuting. I could save about $130 a month doing it over bussing, but I like to be driven places (as a passenger on the bus). During winter I dont want to have to buy another bike to deal with the snow and ice, and during summer I couldnt stand sweating on my commute to work more than I already do.

Bicycling

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- Tue, 24 Jan 2017 05:12:50 EST DoiSArT2 No.93869
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Will riding a bicycle everywhere keep you /fit/?
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Nathaniel Numbleseck - Thu, 22 Nov 2018 15:10:30 EST beWzC5Hx No.95137 Reply
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>live in Amsterdam
>bike everywhere
>become beautiful
>smoke weed
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Charlotte Duckwell - Thu, 21 Feb 2019 05:26:09 EST jbrRdj5P No.95193 Reply
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>>94698
Anyone tried riding a hubless wheeled bicycle?

like gaining in reverse

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- Fri, 26 Oct 2018 15:04:45 EST olyln65y No.95097
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I used to be a fatass and I'm still in the process of losing weight. I want to get rid of everything that I can safely so my skin can shrink up as much as possible. How low can my calorie consumption go without incurring lasting health issues?

Here's the situation: Right now I'm a BMI of 27at 191 lbs. at last weigh-in and 5'11" of height. FitnessFrog says my BMR is 1994 and my TDEE is 2393, I count 1700 calories a day as I thought men could not go any lower than 1600 without crashing their metabolism or whatever. That's probably bro science though. I also cheat all day once a week (Sundays) but that has become a 24-hour junk food binge and I really can't give it up. Pizza is how I cope and that's how I got into this predicament in the first place. I think it would be easier to just fast all day on some other day of the week but once again, I think that might shithouse my body.

I've been losing about a pound a week for the past 5 months but now I'm starting to see my results peter out and that's a problem, plus I had to drop weightlifting out of my routine because I kept hurting myself no matter how much I focused on my form. Now I just do dynamic stretches and cardio.

tl;dr how little can I eat 6 days of the week without fucking myself up?
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Henry Crunkindurk - Sun, 04 Nov 2018 19:33:32 EST olyln65y No.95113 Reply
OP UPDATE:
I am now a BMI of 25 at a weight of 185 lbs. and 5'11" of height, I fasted the day after my binge day
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Charles Sopperstut - Sat, 01 Dec 2018 08:59:09 EST o6lUvJos No.95164 Reply
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tbh OP, you can easily go on a 1.2k deficit, once you drop to 160lbs reduce your deficit to 800 calories a day. what has worked for me is to treat eating with mindfulness. TAKE YOUR TIME WHEN EATING! Treat it like a ritual, be grateful. Even when you just reach into your fridge for a snack, be mindful of it. Put it on a plate and eat it at the kitchen table. DONT EVER EAT ANYWHERE NOT DEDICATED TO EATING! Also, dont restrict your food choices!! only thing that should be off limits is sugar!
also, find a way of exercise you love. be it resistance training, cycling, hiking, dancing, swimming, climbing, anything... we are not meant to be sedentary. 4 years ago i was a neckbeard overweight by 100 pounds, now im a ripped dancer and calisthenics dude, and not once have i missed my sedentary lifestyle.

I believe in you bruv! Greatness awaits!!
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Molly Bonningtotch - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 17:00:30 EST 1X54TG9u No.95183 Reply
>>95164
I've been having a little bit of a peckishness problem that has been hurting my progress so I think your advice will really help me roll that back. Thank you for that and the words of support :)

Funny that you mention dancing, that's something I've wanted to pick up! Where did you get started?

Ideal routines for useful strength

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- Wed, 14 Nov 2018 05:05:53 EST aOJLU0cC No.95123
File: 1542189953401.jpg -(66029B / 64.48KB, 500x669) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Ideal routines for useful strength
The kind of strength that makes heavy/awkward things lighter and can give me the ability to overpower others. End goal is a dominating physical presence but also the ability to use it. I'd say my goal is to be 170 pounds.

I do not do bench press or squats, due to ligament damage in shoulders/knees. I do not use machines, only dumbbells and an EZ Curl bar. I have access to pull up/dip station, incline bench, balance board and bow flex. I usually cycle 10-16 miles a week and my job requires me to be on my feet/carrying things all shift.

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Currently :
5'8/176cm and 11st3/158lbs/71kg
5 wide pull ups, 7 raised legs push ups, 30+ raised leg crunches, 8 dips
15kg/33lbs dumbbells for arms, shoulders, chest or 7.5kg/16.5lbs for weaker excercises

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My main "idea" is to try pursue a mix of weight training and calisthenics. Get really good at pull ups, dips, push ups, incline crunches. Mix it in with some standard issue dumbbell workouts and niche workouts such as grip training, bow training and working all the little muscles/forearms. Mix it in with some MMA/Climbing for overall functionality.

I figure as long as I eat enough calories to not be losing weight, I could get the bulk on and then work on getting my strength to catch up with it once I've hit my target.

>Would a routine like this actually produce practical results?

Is it better to be able to powerlift a huge weight or use 30kg dumbbells, compared to the say, crushing 30 pull ups and 40 push ups?

Who would have an easier time lifting heavy boxes all day or overpowering someone in a fight by grabbing their arms? I understand the subjectivity of "goals" but when it comes to applying these types of strength, is there any routines which come out on top?
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Esther Chungerfield - Sat, 17 Nov 2018 11:10:45 EST o6lUvJos No.95129 Reply
sounds pgood
maybe do some basic gymnastics stuff for abs and arms (if your shoulder allows it), do lots of weighted carries and train your fucking neck

also dont enthusiastically focus on resistance training, MMA/Climbing should probably amount to 80% of your training.

Also dont do "bulks", aim for one, max two pounds of weight gain per month. Progressing as a natty is slow asf but just being patient WILL be worth it!
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David Sunningbutch - Thu, 29 Nov 2018 18:47:54 EST vaMOtuqV No.95161 Reply
You're not going to have a dominating physical presence at 170 pounds. Sorry.

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