Chemicalsssss

George Millynune - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 04:54:40 EST itMMTkir No.94434

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I want to get retard strength ripped but I don't want to take hgh or traditional steroids. Is there a chemical, preferably cheap and unregulated that can give me huge muscle growth, bone density and vascularity?

George Millynune - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 04:58:54 EST itMMTkir No.94435 Reply

Also before anyone says just be natural, I don't want to hear it. I bench 225, leg press 750 and i want to bench 500 and press 1500 without joint damage and without years of training. I want to be able to crush rocks with my fists.

>>	Archie Blatherlock - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 13:02:16 EST zEmquXsI No.94436 Reply >>94435 /616/ will have better answers by the sound of it. Google the works of Doctor Banner.

>>	James Drattinghut - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 15:48:13 EST 4dyrlnaH No.94437 Reply >>94434 Well there are sarms but the more I've been looking them up they are more expensive than test and the effects arnt even that great for muscle building or strength.

Beatrice Drunningnure - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 10:57:06 EST L1aj5rar No.94439 Reply

>>94436

Are you some kind of Nancy boy dimwit? My lifting goals are humanly achievable. Some people leg press 2000lbs and the current deadlift record held by someone who isn't using chemical enhancement is a little over 1000lbs.

My goals are totally reasonable, go make a funny elsewhere.

>>94437

I looked into sarms as well. I'm going to see an endocrinologist and try to get an hgh prescription. It's a long shot though and I expect the poopypants mcethicsman will say I'm fine and don't need drugs.

Ebenezer Mummerhall - Tue, 03 Oct 2017 13:42:11 EST zEmquXsI No.94443 Reply

>>94437
It's not your goals. It's just that your actual posts were hilarious

>unregulated chemical
>crush rocks with my fists

Also the world's deadlift record is 1100lbs but I'm pretty sure that dude is not all natural. He has since dropped to a lower category for his health and actually passed out when making the lift. I read his interviews at the time and he was sure he'd prolapsed doing it. You could learn something from Eddie Hall because the guy can obviously laugh at himself.

So actually I hadn't questioned your goals but actually they are dumb.

>>	10/10 - Mon, 23 Oct 2017 07:21:27 EST 4VflwSaK No.94463 Reply 1508757687037.jpg -(177557B / 173.40KB, 960x847) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I wanna get swole like BANE from Batman. Mmmm... venom(TM) right into my veins.

Caroline Sashshit - Wed, 25 Oct 2017 09:36:03 EST vMPGCg26 No.94469 Reply

I want to be strong, but I don't want to work for it.

Me too, op. Me too. Just kidding. Working for it is legit most of the fun. Haaaaave fun with it!!

Oh yeah, just remember, haaaaave fun with it!!!! He's that swiprole coming along, op? Hmm? Hm?

>>	Cornelius Pibblewater - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 21:37:22 EST pjoZZpQl No.94483 Reply 1509327442369.png -(1027835B / 1003.75KB, 1031x733) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DICKS EVERYWHERE

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