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Doggy pause by Eugene Snodbury - Wed, 24 May 2017 20:21:04 EST ID:xmh7A1Zg No.33396 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My dog doesn't let strangers touch him and I'm too scared to cut his nails
Nigel Dunningville - Tue, 26 Sep 2017 08:24:13 EST ID:PHppc8wS No.33538 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to keep rats, and those little buggers hated having their claws clipped. Most of them didn't need it though, some of them did get long claws. The trick was to put a piece of rough wood in their cage as a ramp, and it would wear their claws down as they scuttled up and down it.

Have you considered carpeting your stairs with sand paper? This would wear the dogs claws down as he walked up and down the stairs.
Martin Fanshit - Wed, 27 Sep 2017 12:15:29 EST ID:kLx36Jq2 No.33539 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've got one of these gadgets but I've never really used it so idk if it's effective
Nell Nabblelock - Sat, 07 Oct 2017 16:10:40 EST ID:Ddy4nP8+ No.33541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you have a yard or access to lots of outdoor space maybe just train him to dig so he'll wear them down naturally
dave - Mon, 23 Oct 2017 01:10:07 EST ID:T3WUfvXM No.33547 Ignore Report Quick Reply
shouldn't be scared of your dog, orlse he'll take over the house.

Pangolin by David Simbletatch - Wed, 26 Apr 2017 14:17:04 EST ID:8oI1D/rM No.33371 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ian Deshdale - Thu, 18 May 2017 04:56:57 EST ID:EWO7ZgWK No.33391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, I've always heard that shit like that is really more of a status symbol than anything. "Look at me and my extremely expensive and illegal supply of black market traditional medicines."
Eugene Smallshaw - Thu, 01 Jun 2017 12:17:11 EST ID:DsrjUSO3 No.33415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dit da jow works, but most traditional medicines do not
Clara Pockcocke - Mon, 19 Jun 2017 13:50:08 EST ID:W1OqN2NS No.33437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
good name for any animal
Barnaby Dronkinmudge - Wed, 02 Aug 2017 14:46:42 EST ID:dSd6ajWg No.33460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not real, just like Emu.
dave - Mon, 23 Oct 2017 01:09:07 EST ID:T3WUfvXM No.33546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
modern mammilian dinos

-=-BUMP WHEN ANIMAL-=- by Albert Grimhood - Mon, 29 May 2017 01:36:40 EST ID:WvwyawWd No.33404 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Aww yea I'm a coyote

Get yer wild side on!
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Doris Pongerstidge - Fri, 09 Jun 2017 10:10:37 EST ID:lnhK+Fqn No.33426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Doris Pongerstidge - Fri, 09 Jun 2017 10:11:23 EST ID:lnhK+Fqn No.33427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Samuel Sillersick - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 08:49:40 EST ID:R1cB634d No.33537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
we are cats and that is that no deep meaning truths or facts . Breath into this, what you will. Don't blame me if you feel ill
Archie Cumblenid - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 14:20:47 EST ID:5Ikh7JvR No.33540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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dave - Mon, 23 Oct 2017 00:59:47 EST ID:T3WUfvXM No.33545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hunting Dog Training by Oliver Blythebanks - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 03:00:11 EST ID:xqi2ykdO No.33535 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a friend who has dog that is part feist. Feists are hunting dogs and you can tell his instincts are that of a hunting dog. He often kills squirrels and rabbits without any training.

I've never trained a dog but I have trained cockatiels so classical conditioning is not completely new to me. I'd like to train him to be a be the best hunter he can be. Does anyone know of a good resource for learning how to train a hunting dog? I'd prefer a book, particularly one I could pirate. The best I have found is a book for retriever training but this dog is more suited to catching prey not finding it after it has been shot.

Pic related. He's awesome.
Alice Fuvingchudging - Thu, 19 Oct 2017 14:46:32 EST ID:w+Zip/qq No.33543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is one of the boards where none of us have a fucking clue what we are talking about. none of us know shit about animals except maybe the pet we own. i highly doubt any poster on here has any knowledge or experience about hunting dogs. this is the board where we all do drugs and go "LOL GIRAF HAS LONG NECK GUYS"
Alice Dirringdale - Sun, 22 Oct 2017 03:27:25 EST ID:lPZSuzwJ No.33544 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your dog kind of looks like a fat Eddie from Frasier.

Deers by Shitting Mundleway - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 01:07:41 EST ID:xEuxKDy5 No.33104 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Live in Alaska
>Never seen any deer in the wild
>Traveling through Canada and see a family of them cross the road
>Blown away by how majestic they are

I know you lower 48ers are thinking like "oh, big deal".

But I don't see how people can hunt these things. You'd have to have no soul.
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Charlotte Mopperford - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 01:00:51 EST ID:Wuor4mf5 No.33526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
live around deer and you see the problem. there's too fucking many of them they're unrestricted so they're everywhere and often in the worst places imagineable, they're extremely stupid and will stand motionless no matter how loud you beep the horn or rev the engine or flash the lights. they'll fuck up your gardens and if you spook 'em while they're in your yard they'll run into goddamn everything.
and then there's shit and rabies and bucks in the spring that suddenly have to act macho and tough in a world that vehicles and sweet old ladies walking in the park exist.
oh and the rabies the goddamn rabies it's hilarious watching deer act drunk and stupid and desperate and scared as they slowly dehydrate to death and makes for a good youtube video but look at all the goddamn rabies and lyme disease that they just casually spread around.

i mean they're adorable and majestic sure no question. they're absolutely retarded and a plague when their population gets outta hand though.
Clara Benningridge - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 08:14:10 EST ID:/kEHtsZS No.33527 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Show me a cuter deer than this one if you can.
Ebenezer Brigglebutch - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 11:34:42 EST ID:O6LmAvTd No.33528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kill on sight. Them and rats spread tick borne illnesses. Nasty fuckers tbh.
Oliver Humbleson - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 23:16:15 EST ID:EuIg1q6R No.33534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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does this count?
Oliver Blythebanks - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 03:02:01 EST ID:xqi2ykdO No.33536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I know you lower 48ers are thinking like "oh, big deal".

Dear are neat. They're also made of meat; delicious meat.

an unknown bird by Basil Pinderhall - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 09:06:27 EST ID:x5OIcHkF No.33530 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can somebody please recognise this bird for me?
I really need to know it's name and type.
Lillian Sillybit - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 16:43:37 EST ID:lPZSuzwJ No.33531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
IDK the exact type but it appears to be a kind of woodpecker. I might be mistaken.
Oliver Humbleson - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 20:01:10 EST ID:EuIg1q6R No.33533 Ignore Report Quick Reply

i think you're right. it got a skinny pointy beak
Lydia Novingstotch - Mon, 09 Oct 2017 18:11:41 EST ID:rvdTwBAl No.33542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, that's Riley. He sell street buds.

What's the deal with Goldfish? by Edward Fendlesone - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 14:02:01 EST ID:7m/mDrzW No.33467 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So it's been a decade or more since I kept pet fish, and lately I've been thinking about getting a goldfish, and in doing so I wanted to get the classic goldfish bowl that every 8 year old kid had next to their bed growing up. Pic related.

But doing research online, there seems to be a lot of passionate, vocal goldfish advocates who would like to see me lynched for even considering putting a goldfish in a bowl. According to these folks, a single goldfish requires a minimum of 30 gallons and that's because my goldfish will grow to be bigger than a hamster and live for 15 years.

Now, if what they're saying is true, fuck it, I won't get a goldfish. But I wanted to make this thread and see if anyone here has some experience with goldfish and can confirm/deny these things. Maybe you can recommend me another small fish I can keep in a bowl that won't live longer than my cat.
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Charlotte Hidgewirk - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 07:30:34 EST ID:xRjZ2mQW No.33511 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Because they're nice to look at. Put it next to my bad and fall asleep watching it instead of a TV.
Molly Mimblestock - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 15:10:24 EST ID:skSGJ+ZZ No.33512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
hate these little orange lesbians
Thomas Bummerted - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 20:44:24 EST ID:EuIg1q6R No.33515 Ignore Report Quick Reply

dog is nice to look at and has potential to be useful in numerous ways, unlike a fish
Hannah Hicklenock - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 18:02:53 EST ID:5Ikh7JvR No.33516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If you decide to get a betta, which I have had a few, I would recommend a 10 gallon tank. It sounds like a lot to a beginner but the foot print of the tank is pretty small. Also the smaller amount of water that you have, the harder it is to keep clean. think of it like, less water = higher fish fish waste to water ratio.

with a ten gallon you could also get like 6 neon tetras. In my experience most bettas do well with small tetras if the tetras were introduced to the tank before the betta.

pic is my tank, a 5.5g with a betta and 4 neon tetras
Lillian Sillybit - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 16:54:33 EST ID:lPZSuzwJ No.33532 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Goldfish are great outdoor fish. They get big and they shit a lot. If you get a plastic pool and a pond pump you can make a bog filter that will cycle the water and take the fish shit out of the water. You can just cut cucumbers into quarters and they will eat them. That and any aquatic plants you have.

Fighting fish are really good small tank fish but you do need a filter or you will have to change the water every day. They shit just as much if not more than gold fish relative to their size and they don't eat pond scum. The fancier ones are susceptible to fin rot in poor quality water, not only does it look shitty but it's painful for the fish. If you want one get a 5 gallon tank with a small filter for the least maintenance.

If you just want a bowl without a filter I recommend cherry shrimp. They are low maintenance and don't require a filter plus they are bright and pretty. You can throw some moss, sand and aquatic plants in there and it will look nice.

dave wants to hunt by Charlotte Mopperford - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 00:44:35 EST ID:Wuor4mf5 No.33524 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Look at her. Claws slightly open and raised. She's an arizona bark scorpion so her tail likes to hang out on the side until action. She's in hunting mode even though she's eaten liek 4 crickets this wek.
the internet doesn't have definitive answer on overfeeding. what do you think?
Also i will post some black light dave.
Charlotte Mopperford - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 00:52:11 EST ID:Wuor4mf5 No.33525 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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having a colony of healthy reproducing crickets in a tub in a drawer is interesting. what kind of lives do they live? They're all very healthy and there's enough of 'em to keep reproducing. i wonder if they have vaguely structured lives or groups that they associate with. i wonder what they think about when someone disappears during the occasional flash of blinding dim apartment light. Is there a tiny imperceptible scream issued by the cricket when it's snatched up by the creature? Do the older members of the colony that have escaped my grasp long enough to grow large recall this happening before?
Is dave aware that she is the ultimate end for an entire colony of roughly 40 crickets? A lot die by other causes i can't determine and sometimes i'll just throw a bunch out because they're a little too healthy (gut loading 'em for dave means they eat like one of those meatheads that lives between the pharmacy, whole foods, and the gym) but there's not a whole lot of distance between their dark little drawer and the modest terrarium that is their ultimate final encounter.
i might be high.
Caroline Drapperridge - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 05:21:24 EST ID:EuIg1q6R No.33529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dave is my skyrim characters name

My dog by Fanny Messlefug - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 03:34:06 EST ID:6zJW4SLr No.33471 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why does my dog stare at me while I jerk off? Is he a gay???
Doris Mublinglick - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 04:04:49 EST ID:Rn3BeQJj No.33472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He's probably wishing he had opposable thumbs.
Fanny Messlefug - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 05:10:55 EST ID:6zJW4SLr No.33473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
To jerk me off? That's p gay
Augustus Sirringwire - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 19:56:04 EST ID:7/0pVVPJ No.33503 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Greatest answer I've ever heard to this question
Phineas Clayhood - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 21:24:16 EST ID:cOjn9fcg No.33509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You...you hear this question often? Do many of your friends stand in front of their dogs and jerk their dicks?

DOGSDOGSDOGSDOGS by David Pummertudge - Fri, 09 Jun 2017 03:10:13 EST ID:o8hQYeS5 No.33423 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This is a general dog thread.
Dog pictures, dog training methods, dog stories

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Hamilton Snodhall - Fri, 11 Aug 2017 03:19:37 EST ID:Bm3ARPcG No.33470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Archie Pashsick - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 06:21:31 EST ID:WsmoR8HX No.33487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Martha Chuttingstark - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 05:21:13 EST ID:bAmW5z0j No.33494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> getting a collie who can do their fucking tax returns
I grew up with a collie... Compared to most other breeds, they're the rocket scientists and particle physicists of the dog world.

story time:

The house I lived in back then had a large, paved area at the front of the house. This area was raised about a meter from the sidewalk, and it had a hedge going down one side.

My collie, Penny, would often lie peacefully here and keep an eye on passing traffic and greet shoppers, but some dipshit from my sister's school would pass by every day and throw stones and gravel at her. This would continue for a few months until she decided enough was enough!

One day, my mom noted she had been behaving a bit strangely that afternoon, often keeping close to the hedge. She called me into the shop, and as i came in, I saw her sneak slowly along the hedge and towards the sidewalk. All of a sudden Dipshit kid comes along and she barked him right in the fucking ear.
Dipshit kid fell over, tumbled around a bit and then ran away....

he learned two lessons for life that day: Don't fuck with collies and collies are smart enough to plot revenge schemes and execute them.
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Reuben Bedgehat - Fri, 25 Aug 2017 00:43:11 EST ID:WsmoR8HX No.33498 Ignore Report Quick Reply

lol that barking story is great. i'll share a story an older friend of mine told me about his dog, who passed away a couple of years ago, a very loving and obedient german shepherd. apparently on a daily basis, some kids walking home from high school would taunt and torment this dog, throwing things at it, basically the same as your collie. well one day this german shepherd saw the kids coming, and grabbed a chain-link metal fence gate on wheels with his teeth and shook it so hard the wheels came off their metal tracks, enabling him to escape. he was almost upon the shitter kids when my friend the owner yelled the dogs name and he froze then obediently came back. he then told the kids "if you keep bothering him and he gets out again, next time im gonna let him eat you." and they fearfully agreed and ran off. dog actually broke one of his teeth tearing the wheels off their tracks though, had to have it removed, one of the canines so he only had 3 left, p. sad, but at least he was never tormented again
Ayy - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 02:09:31 EST ID:xH5UHasq No.33507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We got two dogs now, but we normally have 3 at a time.
The most recent dog to pass away... miss him so much.
He was a big goofy Rotty, but he had a pretty messed up life from the start
Got parvo, like the rest of his litter and almost died real young, I think it legit messed up his brain a little, he was never the same happy dog.
But my mom nursed him to health and he survived.
Cut to about ten years down the line and he's so unstable as a dog that he's bitten family members pretty badly. So he had to be put into my parents room, and we put curtains up so he couldn't see anyone, but could hear things to feel comforted but not threatened. he lived a good 16 years. Good boy, Czar!

PLEASE HALP by Esther Sugglebit - Thu, 31 Aug 2017 19:41:38 EST ID:WmwtwliB No.33505 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think my cat might have accidentally ingested ~2.5-15mg of cbd in oil form, are there any potentials risks ? It's been an hour and she's completely normal, just strutting around, cleaning herself, no apparent tension or problem.
Ayy - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 02:04:35 EST ID:xH5UHasq No.33506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It really should not effect her much at all. She may get frisky, extra lovey, even.
If you start to worry too much, just check her gum coloring if she allows you to, make sure they are pink/pale pink or whatever color they normally are
And make sure her pupils stay the same size, and that she isn't shaking or anything. She'll be fine! One of my cats accidently ate a certain herb once, was quite a lot. I was terrified! But there were no outward changes??? not even in pupil size or behavior.... lol! I would think the cbd would be even better, than something with more THC. You know?

76chan/sp/ get by Cornelius Samblestit - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 11:19:18 EST ID:weND7JOL No.33333 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What should I name him?
Henry Cengercocke - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 14:14:47 EST ID:v3qU+OXF No.33334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
name him wew
George Moggleridge - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 20:09:28 EST ID:icwvqwZb No.33336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Name him three three three three three
Alice Honkinhan - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 22:44:41 EST ID:nB/SSgGZ No.33337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Alice Honkinhan - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 22:46:29 EST ID:nB/SSgGZ No.33338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
or, alternatively, e
Henry Worthingridge - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 20:04:37 EST ID:7/0pVVPJ No.33504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
buck wheat

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