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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Pupstime - Daily Update - Everything about dog

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- Sun, 14 Jul 2019 07:19:00 EST 8zMiVexG No.34052
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Featuring lovely cute dog for you!
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Martin Hittingwadge - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 01:49:30 EST E5LZVCE+ No.34182 Reply
I keep coming back to this board because of this thread.
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PupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstime - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 02:58:17 EST RYZAPOdQ No.34183 Reply
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>>34052
There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
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PupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstimePupstime - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 07:46:37 EST RYZAPOdQ No.34184 Reply
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>>34052
If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.

Mallard

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- Tue, 18 Jun 2019 14:59:57 EST bndcCLAF No.34024
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I could use some advice. I'm not sure what is wrong with it but something clearly is. It was being raped by the others (at least one other) so I couldn't just leave it. It doesn't move much on its own. Was seemingly grateful for being rescued and remained quite calm on the subway ride home. Neither wings nor legs nor anything else seems broken and it is comfortable enough to clean its feathers. I've given it a bowl of mushy cat food and one of mushy serial. I've also warmed the water up a bit.

Tomorrow I'm going to see if there are any animal shelters willing to take it. However it is such a common species I doubt the authorities are willing to do more than have it put down.
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Snails

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- Thu, 25 Jul 2019 16:40:10 EST jUram31J No.34117
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Snails are pretty damn cute. Have some chill snails.
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Phoebe Fuckingway - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 11:32:54 EST 4l2iccou No.34162 Reply
last night I went to get a burger and there was a snail on the sidewalk
on the way back in he was gone, and there wasn't a pile of ex-snail, so I guess he got where he was going
yay snail
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John Fuckingwill - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 15:44:35 EST HnV4pLvW No.34164 Reply
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yall seen this before but its still nice

UNICORNS WE'RE REAL

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- Thu, 06 Jun 2019 04:29:54 EST zaIRaOAy No.34016
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They were all hunted down and made extinct. It is said that a virgin maiden would quell the aggresive passions of the dangerous beast so then King's men could snare it. Whilst this knowledge is incredible, it is also tragic.

http://bestiary.ca/beasts/beast140.htm
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Charles Buzzbanks - Mon, 01 Jul 2019 12:27:44 EST 4l2iccou No.34037 Reply
as far as I recall this is The Secret Of The Unicorns:
they're goats. when the goat is newborn the nubs that become the horn haven't fused with the skull. if you perform gruesome surgery on the skin and move the nubs around to the middle and it doesn't kill the goat it then grows a single large horn.
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John Fuckingwill - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 15:43:17 EST HnV4pLvW No.34163 Reply
Does that mean she fucked the horse? Because it sounds like the King hired virgins to fuck horses into submission.

DOGGY KISSES

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- Mon, 16 Apr 2018 21:41:25 EST GxPyuw7q No.33775
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I love doggies! If I get naked, smear frosting all over my body in a room full of them... is that considered sex? What are the laws on intimacy with dogs in Philadelphia? Where would it be appropriate to share footage of this?
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Frederick Lightdock - Mon, 06 Aug 2018 12:29:41 EST OgBw7CCu No.33883 Reply
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>>33775
What if you smear Philadelphia all over your body?

Is that legal in Philadelphia?
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Sophie Sommerfoot - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 19:28:55 EST aKHKBjLg No.34161 Reply
That would not be considered sex. It would not be considered bestiality either according to the law. In order for it to be beastiality there would have to be penile penetration to or from the dog or penatration of the dogs back holes by fingers for sexual gratification. Licking is fine.

My dogs sex-drive

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- Sat, 14 Jul 2018 06:33:28 EST 6vItxsUr No.33860
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My dog is horny as fuck and loves to hump our pillows or our legs.

I don't want to mutilate him by amputating his balls, we thought about a option for letting our dog live out his drive in other ways.

I want to buy my Dog a lovedoll or a fleshlight of some sort.
Does this exist?

What do you do if your best friends is horny?
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Angus Cockleway - Mon, 22 Oct 2018 17:44:15 EST ZJp0E4Jk No.33919 Reply
Nah man that’s not going away until you neuter him. And at this point it may still be a lingering trait for months afterward.

But in all seriousness neuter your pet. I have an expensive purebred that I entered into shows and competitions and still ultimately decided to cut the nuts which ended his career. Don’t regret it for a second.
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Barnaby Gerrycocke - Thu, 25 Oct 2018 20:34:43 EST UfV4LwWc No.33920 Reply
Get an animal from the shelter so it can't hold it against you.
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Sophie Sommerfoot - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 19:14:45 EST aKHKBjLg No.34160 Reply
I have the perfect perfect thing you could do. But I can't mention it on this forum.

Technique

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- Fri, 26 Apr 2019 00:14:07 EST eB166MT1 No.33996
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How would you teach wild carnivorous animals to not eat each other?

I'm somewhat of an idealist. I'm thinking you start living with wolves. You keep physical protection on you to deter any pack attacks on yourself. Once they accept that you're part of their group, you forage. You show them which plants are edible, and teach them how to eat these wild food sources. Perhaps when they take a kill you completely dissociate yourself from the activity. Assuming you've gained some modicum of respect from a few pack members, they ought to take notice and wonder why you don't eat the kill with them. After quite some time has passed, a few of them may pick up the foraging habits and follow suit, hopefully passing this foraging/plant knowledge onto their offspring. This is how primates started to steer away from meat food sources in the past, actually. Learned behavior passed down through generations. It stands to reason that any animal can learn this behavior with enough reinforcement.

Is this possible? Are there better ways? Am I a bitch for not endorsing death? For dreaming of change? For wanting to change the barbaric ways of old? Let us know.
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Augustus Greenwater - Wed, 24 Jul 2019 15:24:47 EST K8YKdZem No.34111 Reply
It's mostly the digestive stuff. I know cats need to eat meat or they can't get certain amino acids and just die. Some animals cannot obtain all they need without meat.

Not sure about wolves though. Dogs can survive without meat though I don't think they can go full vegan and it's definitely not as easy as it is for humans.

You could breed certain species to be able to handle meat free diets but then they wouldn't be that species any more. They would change in other ways as the adaptations which they needed to eat meat ceased. Additionally with no predators left herbivores would all end up starving. At the end of the day they'd have to compete for food and some would end up dead as a result of failing or just competing itself. Imagine being a deer who has to fight a bear to steal peaces from a human's orchard. Imagine that the human also needs to eat and has a gun. The animals all die and no one eats them.
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Archie Blullersed - Fri, 26 Jul 2019 17:58:02 EST Pv+5Ojf1 No.34125 Reply
>>33996
Poor plants.

Who made you king of the universe? Why do you have authority over what is good and what is bad?

Deers

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- Tue, 20 Sep 2016 01:07:41 EST xEuxKDy5 No.33104
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>Live in Alaska
>Never seen any deer in the wild
>Traveling through Canada and see a family of them cross the road
>Blown away by how majestic they are

I know you lower 48ers are thinking like "oh, big deal".

But I don't see how people can hunt these things. You'd have to have no soul.
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Priscilla Mobblegold - Fri, 12 Jul 2019 19:01:52 EST dKkyN425 No.34050 Reply
>>34044
The last time I saw a deer she was about 10 feet away from me chewing on part of a wooden sculpture, I was not expecting to find a deer in this particular location a wedge shaped nature reserve that runs from almost the city centre all the way out of town but only in a slice about 1-2 miles wide, at this point we were maybe 100 metres maybe less from the main buildings for the nearby university and almost walked into her before I saw her, I was listening to music. It was not a subtle approach. She fled into the bush about 20 feet where I could still clearly see the dumb bint. After another 20 seconds she realised I could still see her and despite my complete lack of movement she fled further this time out of sight.

She was a beautiful animal but fucking hell she was stupid. You'd think a prey animal would be good at this shit.

Harmless and innocent is not majestic. Majestic requires majesty, ownership of the scene, poise, grace, she had a bit of the last one I'll give her that. Given the state of deer ticks she's really only marginally harmless as well.
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Reuben Crobblepidge - Sat, 13 Jul 2019 15:46:10 EST dMboc3Tn No.34051 Reply
Deer are cool and all but like others said they are a pest in the lower 48. They always pick the worst possible time to cross the road



i have some new pets

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- Mon, 05 Aug 2019 21:08:11 EST x+7rDflU No.34149
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so I live next to a soybean and corn field and these deer have started to live in my yard like 1/4-1/2 the day. They either just bed down, or eat the foliage. They also sometimes go back out to the soybean field, like 10-15 feet from my tree line, where they have made a bed. There's also a 2nd doe that can't be seen in that picture. That is the mother bedded down. They're adorable.

In any case, my question is, if I put out a small feeder or a salt lick, will that make them dependent on me?

I have no idea why the pic upside down. It's not like that on my comp.

fucking cats

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- Wed, 02 May 2018 05:05:24 EST 2ZN74BK1 No.33787
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Our cat disappeared since 2days, she never does this and always stays around 200meters of the house, she is very vocal when she sees or hears us.
It was legit the most fun cat I ever saw or had. I hope she comes back but I don't think it will happen. We had her for 4years only.

Fucking cats always disappearing and shit, i'm sad as fuck.

PIC related, it's.her
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Clara Degglestone - Sun, 04 Aug 2019 18:10:06 EST Pv+5Ojf1 No.34147 Reply
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We moved to a new house and now she has a big garden ! Here she is laying in her favorite bed, a pot with dirt.
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Clara Degglestone - Sun, 04 Aug 2019 18:10:06 EST Pv+5Ojf1 No.34148 Reply
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We moved to a new house and now she has a big garden ! Here she is laying in her favorite bed, a pot with dirt.

Whales

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- Thu, 04 Jul 2019 01:50:20 EST pb6PmGHZ No.34039
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Any love for these water mammal bros? Why hasn't anyone given a whale a bong hit?
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Shitting Nangercocke - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 01:13:30 EST tB8T/HoY No.34092 Reply
>>34080
dude fucking what. Did you draw that, it's amazing!

We should play some music for this high whale.
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George Bupperchodging - Sat, 27 Jul 2019 20:02:24 EST poeD5p8c No.34131 Reply
>>34092
It's actually a picture a friend drew a long time ago, and it was just perfect for this occasion :)
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Martin Clarringbot - Sun, 04 Aug 2019 15:22:39 EST CVFgWVLX No.34146 Reply
I want to give a whale a bong hit. Or a dab maybe would be better.

Bunny multiplication.

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- Wed, 24 Jul 2019 11:25:31 EST 6YyGZKdC No.34109
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One Bun

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