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FUCKING KITTENS fucking POOPING EVERYWHERE by Oliver Soddlemadge - Tue, 20 Nov 2018 20:05:49 EST ID:ZwmU5wB9 No.33929 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My cat is a hoe, she busted out the screen on the patio and got fucked one night and got knocked up, now she has 4 kittens.

They are super cute but HOLY FUCK THE LITTLE FUCKERS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE IDEA OF A LITTERBOX.

they shit on the floor. they piss on the floor. they dont even give a fuck, im petting the little fucker then he runs over right in front of me and pisses directly on my nice dress shoes.

it doesnt matter if i clean the litterbox, they will just go in whatever room they are in they have a designated pooping area in each room, even if i just cleaned the litterboxes they will not go to a different room and like literally 1 poop in the box and they will shit on the floor right next to it.

so much poop. so much piss. my entire house reeks. they decided one of the pooping areas is directly in front of the front door so i step in my house and am immediately surrounded by kitten shit. even worse their primary shitting place is in hte fucking kitchen in the corner next to the fridge. my entire kitchen smells like shit its so fucking bad.

what the fuck do i do i cant fucking deal with this i need to get rid of these fucking kittens but i cant get rid of them no one will want them if they shit on the floor.
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Charlotte Wenkinwotch - Wed, 21 Nov 2018 03:32:04 EST ID:4+oWWay7 No.33930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Christ almighty. sounds rough dude. i have no real advice, i guess keep begging and reaching out to people to take them, or take them to the shelter i guess, hopefully there's a no-kill one near you. i've never had a cat because i feared situations such as yours
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Esther Worthingville - Sat, 24 Nov 2018 09:06:53 EST ID:+j7IFODz No.33933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Put some poop and piss in their litter.
Do they go outside?
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Esther Worthingville - Sat, 24 Nov 2018 09:07:27 EST ID:+j7IFODz No.33934 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33933
Oh wait, they're kittens? How old?
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Oliver Turveydock - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 20:07:46 EST ID:9jlYQMn0 No.33935 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol. You gotta keep them in a designated area when they're that young. I kept my kittens in my large closet which was lined with towels and newspaper. And I put a litter box in there with them. Eventually they will figure out to use the litter box, but they're still even getting used to the concept of pooping and pissing, they can't even comprehend putting it in a specific spot yet.


have two cats, they running around like idiots when playing by Alf Redons - Thu, 03 May 2018 14:40:46 EST ID:L2z/Q8IF No.33790 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My GF got two young cats (1 year old now).

WHen they are fighting/playing, they run into my computer or get caught in the cables behinf my PC.

They pulled my computer.screen and a speaker down once, because they were too stupid to go another way.

We could already teach them not to play with cables.
But how do I teach them to stay far away from my computer?

What would you do?
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Polly Sushway - Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:40:15 EST ID:1Yruti2a No.33925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33921
true, but they're not meant to eat it in raw form. By eating a herbivore, most of the digestion has already been done by the prey itself. Too many polysaccharides (starches, cellulose) in their diet can and will throw their digestion out of whack.

I never said they could not digest them at all.
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Eugene Blythehall - Sun, 18 Nov 2018 14:08:22 EST ID:+j7IFODz No.33927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33921
IIRC indonesian wolves their diet consists of 70% bananas
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Eugene Blythehall - Sun, 18 Nov 2018 14:10:28 EST ID:+j7IFODz No.33928 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33875
My dog eats grass and bamboo leaves all the time without puking.
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Charlotte Wenkinwotch - Wed, 21 Nov 2018 03:34:04 EST ID:4+oWWay7 No.33931 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33921

imagine if u were a scientist in the 90's studying cats with diarrhea and farts
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Lydia Poddlelack - Wed, 21 Nov 2018 04:52:45 EST ID:+HLt7Tm5 No.33932 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I need help also... my Son brought over a cat and he's NUTS!!! Now he will not stop being weird and he smells like The Rot. What should I do with him?


fucking cats by Eugene Sadgefatch - Wed, 02 May 2018 05:05:24 EST ID:2ZN74BK1 No.33787 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Our cat disappeared since 2days, she never does this and always stays around 200meters of the house, she is very vocal when she sees or hears us.
It was legit the most fun cat I ever saw or had. I hope she comes back but I don't think it will happen. We had her for 4years only.

Fucking cats always disappearing and shit, i'm sad as fuck.

PIC related, it's.her
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Samuel Brimmleditch - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 17:18:28 EST ID:+j7IFODz No.33855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Here she is being a ghost.

She's doing great, everytime i go outside sge comes miauwing and rollibg on her back.
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Shitting Girryneg - Tue, 02 Oct 2018 00:40:57 EST ID:T3WUfvXM No.33914 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>33807
so much love
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Ian Duckhood - Sun, 07 Oct 2018 15:33:00 EST ID:2V6e7SG/ No.33915 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33843
D'awwww, she's a real cutie.
Is she more of an indoor cat now, or is she still just as adventurous?
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Barnaby Buzzshaw - Tue, 30 Oct 2018 20:21:03 EST ID:2jwBgBk6 No.33922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33914
why are you posting 253 shits
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William Blezzleford - Tue, 13 Nov 2018 11:05:42 EST ID:+j7IFODz No.33926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hello everyone, i haven't forgotten my promise!
Here she is sleeping between me and my gf.
>>33915
She hasn't changed a bit. I'd say adventurous but it's nice because she still keeps her habit of staying 100m around the house. Every day when i get back from work she walks towards me when i leave the car and gives a little miauw, it's cute as hell.


Spaying my two cats was a shit idea! by Maryanna Graben - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 04:52:46 EST ID:CP4IFboN No.33777 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>everyone told me spaying my male cats is important or they will piss everywhere
>vet said its better for their health
>everyone said they will become more relaxed

>now they are pissing everywhere
>the two are fighting constantly
>the two shitstains broke my PC while fighting
>they are running around like idiots at night, crashing into everything

My whole home stinks like a cat-toilet now
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Jack Dannerwutch - Sat, 15 Sep 2018 08:23:52 EST ID:34wO2WTh No.33896 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33888
owning livestock is immoral. yeez nb
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Jack Fiblingchurk - Wed, 19 Sep 2018 12:29:46 EST ID:1Yruti2a No.33898 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33788
it's important to not leave them in for more than 20 seconds. They might turn back into kittens.

>>33777
how old were they when they got neutered?

The older they are, the higher the risk that hormonal imbalance makes it worse... The risk rises sharply when the cat has reached puberty (again, hormones)... this goes for dogs as well.
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Priscilla Nicklefield - Thu, 20 Sep 2018 23:48:31 EST ID:qxbw3K1Y No.33899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33777
Had a cat that eventually would 'spray' luckily not on my bed. Just watching the thing was pretty repulsive. Pretty consistant. Would come back after days all missing patches of fur to the bone. Finally, my dad offed it ib the backyad with a 38 cal. Didn't bother me when it came up missing and not returning.

Something must have gone with your experence. I would call it a loss, get rid of the things. Not worth it. Domp these into a nightime shelter drop off, just (at least here) open a door and toss em in seperately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7aeevhWacY
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Jack Sammerfield - Mon, 24 Sep 2018 03:47:17 EST ID:Z69kzXGt No.33901 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33899
Your family sounds like a bunch of assholes.
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Barnaby Buzzshaw - Tue, 30 Oct 2018 20:22:36 EST ID:2jwBgBk6 No.33923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>pissing everywhere
you didn't declaw them did you?


My dogs sex-drive by Ubersuper Mansoups - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 06:33:28 EST ID:6vItxsUr No.33860 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My dog is horny as fuck and loves to hump our pillows or our legs.

I don't want to mutilate him by amputating his balls, we thought about a option for letting our dog live out his drive in other ways.

I want to buy my Dog a lovedoll or a fleshlight of some sort.
Does this exist?

What do you do if your best friends is horny?
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Hannah Bondershaw - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 01:10:57 EST ID:PEggEvkQ No.33861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
gotta chop the balls
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Luber Truber - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 04:01:18 EST ID:wG+qWFJf No.33862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>33860
You can buy your Dog a "lovedoll".

Thats what we did,
and we have a way more relaxed dog now!

Only downside is, this kind of thing was way too pricey,
hope you can find a cheaper model!
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Caroline Dobberhadge - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 14:40:10 EST ID:Q94uLV3J No.33876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
brojob.
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Angus Cockleway - Mon, 22 Oct 2018 17:44:15 EST ID:ZJp0E4Jk No.33919 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nah man that’s not going away until you neuter him. And at this point it may still be a lingering trait for months afterward.

But in all seriousness neuter your pet. I have an expensive purebred that I entered into shows and competitions and still ultimately decided to cut the nuts which ended his career. Don’t regret it for a second.
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Barnaby Gerrycocke - Thu, 25 Oct 2018 20:34:43 EST ID:UfV4LwWc No.33920 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Get an animal from the shelter so it can't hold it against you.


Bufo Alverius, the 5meo Dmt Frog by Simon Choffingkerk - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 22:12:08 EST ID:no5eawLv No.33344 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://erowid.org/animals/toads/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOFSX6nezEY

discuss? was thinking of purchasing one for science.
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Cyril Nabblecocke - Thu, 01 Jun 2017 08:49:09 EST ID:28OxTlxh No.33409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33352
Is that the snake I lost? That room looks like the old apartment I lost her in.

Probably not though, the red saddles aren't as vivid.
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Cyril Nabblecocke - Thu, 01 Jun 2017 08:51:10 EST ID:28OxTlxh No.33410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh and I knew the lady who sells the only captive bred sonoran desert toads.

She was rad as fuck. Sold me three for 60 bucks and some weed. Even delivered to Oregon where they are illegal.

Then my retarded once friend touched them with nicotine hands. Straight up killed the toadlets. I hate that kid now he's a faggot.

Her story is that she has a chemistry degree and access to a hormone that is required for them to mate in captivity.

Before you say it's unnatural, well, the eggs have a much higher fertility rate in captivity.
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Cyril Nabblecocke - Thu, 01 Jun 2017 08:51:58 EST ID:28OxTlxh No.33411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33410
The hormone was under lock and key by the government. She had to go through background checks and prove she had the degree.

NB for triple post.
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Cyril Grimstock - Fri, 07 Sep 2018 05:11:36 EST ID:KiXqLKoG No.33895 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Nell Buzzbanks - Mon, 15 Oct 2018 14:16:43 EST ID:GKQuVcgN No.33918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just remember that you smoke the venom, please don't lick any toads


animal combos by Jack Fenderspear - Sun, 30 Sep 2018 02:36:33 EST ID:8AUxK+UV No.33903 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what would be the weirdest 2 animals to mate and have children

anything goes
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Hamilton Hunkincocke - Mon, 01 Oct 2018 15:03:48 EST ID:zLGcn85U No.33904 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>33903
a man...and...another man
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Celt !BzcOsK03.w - Mon, 01 Oct 2018 18:50:33 EST ID:Yec5/jkA No.33909 Report Quick Reply
THE RETURN OF /ECW/TUBE FROM 4PM EASTERN/9PM LONDON UNTIL 7PM EASTERN//MIDNIGHT LONDON!MUH TEXT
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Eugene Clayridge - Mon, 01 Oct 2018 19:19:36 EST ID:4+oWWay7 No.33910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33904

Trogdor was a man...

I mean, he was, a dragon-man...

Or, maybe he was just a dragon...

BUT HE WAS STILL

TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR
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Shitting Girryneg - Tue, 02 Oct 2018 00:28:19 EST ID:T3WUfvXM No.33911 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lizard cat chipmunk bee fox chicken monky
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Simon Wocklestock - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 22:00:55 EST ID:7zcUQJnI No.33917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
giraffe and dolphin

I think you can do better, try it out!


Fish by Wesley Pondlepet - Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:10:23 EST ID:Gkimozlg No.33850 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My best boy died today. He was 17 years old, named him Fish when i was 9.
He was an asshole, a jerk who shat and pissed ans puked on on everything and made smug and angry faces.
I loved him so so much. Smoke a bowl for him /ani/.
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Wesley Pondlepet - Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:17:05 EST ID:Gkimozlg No.33851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I miss him so much already. Sorry if these are sideways, I'm on my phone
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Phineas Hockletick - Wed, 27 Jun 2018 15:28:03 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33852 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sorry for your loss OP
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Eugene Pittdale - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 23:17:48 EST ID:bcQsJx0t No.33879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Very sorry for your loss
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Betsy Sottingchet - Sat, 11 Aug 2018 03:32:05 EST ID:qP30tJ+n No.33884 Ignore Report Quick Reply
rip fish :(
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Isabella Tootridge - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 10:20:27 EST ID:41a3OJo/ No.33886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sorry 😐 feel bad about your loss 😢


Killing mice for snek by Simon Blonnerchack - Sun, 03 Jun 2018 18:36:21 EST ID:4Dyl33Yi No.33830 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sup? I gotta ball python and Im tired of giving it arctic mice. Should I get a tazer to kill live petsmart animals or just hook em up to a car battery to save money?

pic related, my snek
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Doris Duckspear - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 01:31:48 EST ID:c3OQaDhf No.33838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33830
How about a microwave transformer?
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Charlotte Tillingstone - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 13:57:34 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33839 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if your snake has digestive problems I recommend a blender and straw
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Nigel Shittingwill - Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:10:38 EST ID:dNDOkMfh No.33848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33839
snakes don't drink from straws dummy
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David Handlefield - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 18:48:54 EST ID:PEggEvkQ No.33856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just let the snake kill them
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Phoebe Gommerfig - Wed, 05 Sep 2018 05:10:22 EST ID:4Dyl33Yi No.33890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33856
ball pythons are too huge of pussies to kill live prey

I ended up killing a live rodent. he didnt eat it at first but after freezing n thawing it he ate it.


Wild birds by Henry Cillermick - Tue, 10 Apr 2018 22:05:04 EST ID:YkQAu0aR No.33766 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I work at a golf course and came across this Canadian goose in the pond. I thought it’s behavior was strange as it wasn’t startled off and it could barely lift it’s head. It was gone later in the afternoon. Is it injured as I assumed or is this some strange laying behavior?
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Esther Crundleson - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 12:32:19 EST ID:Q94uLV3J No.33835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
there's some falcons or something that moved into my apartment complex, which is great because there's finally something to keep the squirrels in check

there's muscovy ducks near my bank
they're assholes
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Eugene Gushstone - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 09:03:04 EST ID:k8QpAWjf No.33836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33835
Fuck muscovies. Why are they so aggressive?
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Hugh Cendlefure - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 15:12:54 EST ID:QmDWke+8 No.33881 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>33836
Waterfowl in general are just aggressive as shit.
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Frederick Lightdock - Mon, 06 Aug 2018 12:27:34 EST ID:OgBw7CCu No.33882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33881
>LugiavsHoundoom.jpg
Doggo doesn't stand a chance. Swans and geese are fucking monsters in the water.
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Hamilton Nanningfadging - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 09:42:56 EST ID:EhjjK84n No.33885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33881
Mallards are pretty chill. Geese are fucking psychos to a bird. Swans can be right monsters, Mr Asbo would turn over people's boats on the river at Cambridge and they had to get the queen's permission to relocate him, his grandson is a vicious bully too. I guess it's all the aggression at being called ugly ducklings as signets.

I was going to post a picture I took of 4 ducklings and their mother. I saw them in July and took 3 pictures but while I clearly remembering seeing 4 and a mother the best picture I have I can see maybe 2 at most. I guess camoflage works well when shit isn't moving. They were cute as hell though, all peeping balls of fluff.


DOGGY KISSES by Natty - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 21:41:25 EST ID:GxPyuw7q No.33775 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I love doggies! If I get naked, smear frosting all over my body in a room full of them... is that considered sex? What are the laws on intimacy with dogs in Philadelphia? Where would it be appropriate to share footage of this?
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Fuck Guttingdock - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 23:11:32 EST ID:whPNM6I4 No.33776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
IDK, you should try it and post it on www.philidelpia.com and see what happens. Keep us updated OP!
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91;../ - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 10:36:17 EST ID:zLGcn85U No.33783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33775
well its a offer they cant refuse
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Rebecca Sungershit - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 19:49:38 EST ID:U9vd1rmV No.33857 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Got an update for us OP?
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Frederick Lightdock - Mon, 06 Aug 2018 12:29:41 EST ID:OgBw7CCu No.33883 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>33775
What if you smear Philadelphia all over your body?

Is that legal in Philadelphia?
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Shitting Girryneg - Tue, 02 Oct 2018 00:37:15 EST ID:T3WUfvXM No.33913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33883
What if it's bugs?


Termites better learn how to make tools by Jenny Tootshaw - Fri, 11 May 2018 06:59:41 EST ID:tvhEVkNH No.33809 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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George Sirrymidge - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 01:39:16 EST ID:Q94uLV3J No.33872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>33809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuhgBvOWb_k
YOUVE DONE IT NOW
YOU'VE GONE AND MADE A BIG MISTAKE


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