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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic


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- Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:10:23 EST Gkimozlg No.33850
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My best boy died today. He was 17 years old, named him Fish when i was 9.
He was an asshole, a jerk who shat and pissed ans puked on on everything and made smug and angry faces.
I loved him so so much. Smoke a bowl for him /ani/.
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Basil Dommerdet - Mon, 26 Aug 2019 13:56:57 EST fIY1QDz1 No.34195 Reply
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Consider this next bowl for you fish. Swim well little buddy, you are missed.
Sophie Mezzlebetch - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 00:28:41 EST eB166MT1 No.34253 Reply
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This cup of JD is for your boy Fish, OP. He knew you loved him and that's all that matters in the end. Infinite love.
Ian Bronderson - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 17:43:47 EST 4l2iccou No.34258 Reply
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rip fish


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- Mon, 16 Apr 2018 21:41:25 EST GxPyuw7q No.33775
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I love doggies! If I get naked, smear frosting all over my body in a room full of them... is that considered sex? What are the laws on intimacy with dogs in Philadelphia? Where would it be appropriate to share footage of this?
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Sophie Sommerfoot - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 19:28:55 EST aKHKBjLg No.34161 Reply
That would not be considered sex. It would not be considered bestiality either according to the law. In order for it to be beastiality there would have to be penile penetration to or from the dog or penatration of the dogs back holes by fingers for sexual gratification. Licking is fine.
Jarvis Lightson - Sun, 01 Sep 2019 10:04:27 EST yokncTLH No.34221 Reply
Licking is truly the grey area of the sexual assault world.

My dogs sex-drive

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- Sat, 14 Jul 2018 06:33:28 EST 6vItxsUr No.33860
File: 1531564408719.jpg -(74955B / 73.20KB, 1200x1511) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. My dogs sex-drive
My dog is horny as fuck and loves to hump our pillows or our legs.

I don't want to mutilate him by amputating his balls, we thought about a option for letting our dog live out his drive in other ways.

I want to buy my Dog a lovedoll or a fleshlight of some sort.
Does this exist?

What do you do if your best friends is horny?
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Angus Cockleway - Mon, 22 Oct 2018 17:44:15 EST ZJp0E4Jk No.33919 Reply
Nah man that’s not going away until you neuter him. And at this point it may still be a lingering trait for months afterward.

But in all seriousness neuter your pet. I have an expensive purebred that I entered into shows and competitions and still ultimately decided to cut the nuts which ended his career. Don’t regret it for a second.
Barnaby Gerrycocke - Thu, 25 Oct 2018 20:34:43 EST UfV4LwWc No.33920 Reply
Get an animal from the shelter so it can't hold it against you.
Sophie Sommerfoot - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 19:14:45 EST aKHKBjLg No.34160 Reply
I have the perfect perfect thing you could do. But I can't mention it on this forum.


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- Fri, 26 Apr 2019 00:14:07 EST eB166MT1 No.33996
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How would you teach wild carnivorous animals to not eat each other?

I'm somewhat of an idealist. I'm thinking you start living with wolves. You keep physical protection on you to deter any pack attacks on yourself. Once they accept that you're part of their group, you forage. You show them which plants are edible, and teach them how to eat these wild food sources. Perhaps when they take a kill you completely dissociate yourself from the activity. Assuming you've gained some modicum of respect from a few pack members, they ought to take notice and wonder why you don't eat the kill with them. After quite some time has passed, a few of them may pick up the foraging habits and follow suit, hopefully passing this foraging/plant knowledge onto their offspring. This is how primates started to steer away from meat food sources in the past, actually. Learned behavior passed down through generations. It stands to reason that any animal can learn this behavior with enough reinforcement.

Is this possible? Are there better ways? Am I a bitch for not endorsing death? For dreaming of change? For wanting to change the barbaric ways of old? Let us know.
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Augustus Greenwater - Wed, 24 Jul 2019 15:24:47 EST K8YKdZem No.34111 Reply
It's mostly the digestive stuff. I know cats need to eat meat or they can't get certain amino acids and just die. Some animals cannot obtain all they need without meat.

Not sure about wolves though. Dogs can survive without meat though I don't think they can go full vegan and it's definitely not as easy as it is for humans.

You could breed certain species to be able to handle meat free diets but then they wouldn't be that species any more. They would change in other ways as the adaptations which they needed to eat meat ceased. Additionally with no predators left herbivores would all end up starving. At the end of the day they'd have to compete for food and some would end up dead as a result of failing or just competing itself. Imagine being a deer who has to fight a bear to steal peaces from a human's orchard. Imagine that the human also needs to eat and has a gun. The animals all die and no one eats them.
Archie Blullersed - Fri, 26 Jul 2019 17:58:02 EST Pv+5Ojf1 No.34125 Reply
Poor plants.

Who made you king of the universe? Why do you have authority over what is good and what is bad?


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- Tue, 20 Sep 2016 01:07:41 EST xEuxKDy5 No.33104
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>Live in Alaska
>Never seen any deer in the wild
>Traveling through Canada and see a family of them cross the road
>Blown away by how majestic they are

I know you lower 48ers are thinking like "oh, big deal".

But I don't see how people can hunt these things. You'd have to have no soul.
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Priscilla Mobblegold - Fri, 12 Jul 2019 19:01:52 EST dKkyN425 No.34050 Reply
The last time I saw a deer she was about 10 feet away from me chewing on part of a wooden sculpture, I was not expecting to find a deer in this particular location a wedge shaped nature reserve that runs from almost the city centre all the way out of town but only in a slice about 1-2 miles wide, at this point we were maybe 100 metres maybe less from the main buildings for the nearby university and almost walked into her before I saw her, I was listening to music. It was not a subtle approach. She fled into the bush about 20 feet where I could still clearly see the dumb bint. After another 20 seconds she realised I could still see her and despite my complete lack of movement she fled further this time out of sight.

She was a beautiful animal but fucking hell she was stupid. You'd think a prey animal would be good at this shit.

Harmless and innocent is not majestic. Majestic requires majesty, ownership of the scene, poise, grace, she had a bit of the last one I'll give her that. Given the state of deer ticks she's really only marginally harmless as well.
Reuben Crobblepidge - Sat, 13 Jul 2019 15:46:10 EST dMboc3Tn No.34051 Reply
Deer are cool and all but like others said they are a pest in the lower 48. They always pick the worst possible time to cross the road

i have some new pets

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- Mon, 05 Aug 2019 21:08:11 EST x+7rDflU No.34149
File: 1565053691457.jpg -(1380137B / 1.32MB, 4032x3024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. i have some new pets
so I live next to a soybean and corn field and these deer have started to live in my yard like 1/4-1/2 the day. They either just bed down, or eat the foliage. They also sometimes go back out to the soybean field, like 10-15 feet from my tree line, where they have made a bed. There's also a 2nd doe that can't be seen in that picture. That is the mother bedded down. They're adorable.

In any case, my question is, if I put out a small feeder or a salt lick, will that make them dependent on me?

I have no idea why the pic upside down. It's not like that on my comp.


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- Thu, 04 Jul 2019 01:50:20 EST pb6PmGHZ No.34039
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Any love for these water mammal bros? Why hasn't anyone given a whale a bong hit?
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Shitting Nangercocke - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 01:13:30 EST tB8T/HoY No.34092 Reply
dude fucking what. Did you draw that, it's amazing!

We should play some music for this high whale.
George Bupperchodging - Sat, 27 Jul 2019 20:02:24 EST poeD5p8c No.34131 Reply
It's actually a picture a friend drew a long time ago, and it was just perfect for this occasion :)
Martin Clarringbot - Sun, 04 Aug 2019 15:22:39 EST CVFgWVLX No.34146 Reply
I want to give a whale a bong hit. Or a dab maybe would be better.

Bunny multiplication.

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- Wed, 24 Jul 2019 11:25:31 EST 6YyGZKdC No.34109
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One Bun

Sharks fucking rule

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- Fri, 30 Mar 2018 05:18:34 EST VHpPSV8x No.33753
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Change my mind
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 21:31:21 EST ovHd4hWG No.34048 Reply
They haven't won a Stanley Cup
Angus Shittingshit - Tue, 09 Jul 2019 01:21:32 EST fDyduErV No.34049 Reply
Sharks have survived millions of years, but they may not survive Chinese.

Primates Thread

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- Thu, 25 Apr 2019 04:43:40 EST T3WUfvXM No.33988
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Matilda Finningchon - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 17:30:20 EST arjAEq9D No.34046 Reply
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One cat hates me for no reason (jealous maybe?)

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- Wed, 22 May 2019 13:29:34 EST wFiaUiMU No.34009
File: 1558546174152.png -(608586B / 594.32KB, 850x462) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. One cat hates me for no reason (jealous maybe?)
Got two cats, one cat hates me for no reason.

Both of them get the same amount of love, affection and treats,
but one cat is hating me with all its guts.
Its growling at me, hissing, running away and then returning to hiss and growl.

I am getting nearly Heart-attacks every time I wake up at night to take a piss and this SHITHEAD of a cat growls and hisses at me!

I am close to kicking the shit out of the cat, I'm all out of patience.

My roommate loves the cat (but he is hissed at, too occasionally) and hes the only reason I haven't given the fuckhead of a cat away.

I think its maybe an unreasonable act of jealousy, maybe the cat wants to be pack-leader or have all love and affection for himself.
I have no idea
and I the next time I will kick this furry asshole against the wall.
Charlotte Mongerbotch - Wed, 22 May 2019 15:20:02 EST eB166MT1 No.34011 Reply
That's because cats are jerks dude
The other one is just good at hiding his sociopathy
Matilda Finningchon - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 17:23:26 EST arjAEq9D No.34045 Reply
Your kitty is tsundere as fuck for you OP :3

Giving CBD to Dogs

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- Sat, 10 Feb 2018 14:32:51 EST D9cXtEx+ No.33697
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I have a dog breed that's really high-energy, and a bit anxious.
Not insanely anxious, but I feel like treating with CBD would benefit him. He goes to the park or to daycare every day, and he's still energetic.

Has anyone tried giving CBD to their dog? In what quantity?
I've googled around but haven't found great resources, just that some people give their dog Xanax which sounds god-awful.
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Nell Hommlechadge - Fri, 28 Jun 2019 21:40:58 EST YBYSerP6 No.34035 Reply
if you remove one of his legs he'll slow down a bit
Edward Dedgestock - Thu, 04 Jul 2019 01:48:45 EST pb6PmGHZ No.34038 Reply
yes op tell us how many legs you had to remove from your dog

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