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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

FUCKING KITTENS fucking POOPING EVERYWHERE

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- Tue, 20 Nov 2018 20:05:49 EST ZwmU5wB9 No.33929
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My cat is a hoe, she busted out the screen on the patio and got fucked one night and got knocked up, now she has 4 kittens.

They are super cute but HOLY FUCK THE LITTLE FUCKERS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE IDEA OF A LITTERBOX.

they shit on the floor. they piss on the floor. they dont even give a fuck, im petting the little fucker then he runs over right in front of me and pisses directly on my nice dress shoes.

it doesnt matter if i clean the litterbox, they will just go in whatever room they are in they have a designated pooping area in each room, even if i just cleaned the litterboxes they will not go to a different room and like literally 1 poop in the box and they will shit on the floor right next to it.

so much poop. so much piss. my entire house reeks. they decided one of the pooping areas is directly in front of the front door so i step in my house and am immediately surrounded by kitten shit. even worse their primary shitting place is in hte fucking kitchen in the corner next to the fridge. my entire kitchen smells like shit its so fucking bad.

what the fuck do i do i cant fucking deal with this i need to get rid of these fucking kittens but i cant get rid of them no one will want them if they shit on the floor.
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Oliver Turveydock - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 20:07:46 EST 9jlYQMn0 No.33935 Reply
Lol. You gotta keep them in a designated area when they're that young. I kept my kittens in my large closet which was lined with towels and newspaper. And I put a litter box in there with them. Eventually they will figure out to use the litter box, but they're still even getting used to the concept of pooping and pissing, they can't even comprehend putting it in a specific spot yet.
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Fucking Nengerhall - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 23:48:02 EST T3WUfvXM No.33936 Reply
fresh clean litter

animal combos

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- Sun, 30 Sep 2018 02:36:33 EST 8AUxK+UV No.33903
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what would be the weirdest 2 animals to mate and have children

anything goes
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Eugene Clayridge - Mon, 01 Oct 2018 19:19:36 EST 4+oWWay7 No.33910 Reply
>>33904

Trogdor was a man...

I mean, he was, a dragon-man...

Or, maybe he was just a dragon...

BUT HE WAS STILL

TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR
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Simon Wocklestock - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 22:00:55 EST 7zcUQJnI No.33917 Reply
giraffe and dolphin

I think you can do better, try it out!

Killing mice for snek

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- Sun, 03 Jun 2018 18:36:21 EST 4Dyl33Yi No.33830
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sup? I gotta ball python and Im tired of giving it arctic mice. Should I get a tazer to kill live petsmart animals or just hook em up to a car battery to save money?

pic related, my snek
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David Handlefield - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 18:48:54 EST PEggEvkQ No.33856 Reply
just let the snake kill them
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Phoebe Gommerfig - Wed, 05 Sep 2018 05:10:22 EST 4Dyl33Yi No.33890 Reply
>>33856
ball pythons are too huge of pussies to kill live prey

I ended up killing a live rodent. he didnt eat it at first but after freezing n thawing it he ate it.

Wild birds

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- Tue, 10 Apr 2018 22:05:04 EST YkQAu0aR No.33766
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I work at a golf course and came across this Canadian goose in the pond. I thought it’s behavior was strange as it wasn’t startled off and it could barely lift it’s head. It was gone later in the afternoon. Is it injured as I assumed or is this some strange laying behavior?
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Hugh Cendlefure - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 15:12:54 EST QmDWke+8 No.33881 Reply
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>>33836
Waterfowl in general are just aggressive as shit.
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Frederick Lightdock - Mon, 06 Aug 2018 12:27:34 EST OgBw7CCu No.33882 Reply
>>33881
>LugiavsHoundoom.jpg
Doggo doesn't stand a chance. Swans and geese are fucking monsters in the water.
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Hamilton Nanningfadging - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 09:42:56 EST EhjjK84n No.33885 Reply
>>33881
Mallards are pretty chill. Geese are fucking psychos to a bird. Swans can be right monsters, Mr Asbo would turn over people's boats on the river at Cambridge and they had to get the queen's permission to relocate him, his grandson is a vicious bully too. I guess it's all the aggression at being called ugly ducklings as signets.

I was going to post a picture I took of 4 ducklings and their mother. I saw them in July and took 3 pictures but while I clearly remembering seeing 4 and a mother the best picture I have I can see maybe 2 at most. I guess camoflage works well when shit isn't moving. They were cute as hell though, all peeping balls of fluff.


Old Timers

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- Sat, 02 Dec 2017 17:31:04 EST XDmLyxsi No.33594
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Can we get a thread going that features older pets? My cat is 18 and I'm proud of him.
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Cyril Sullerman - Wed, 09 May 2018 04:21:11 EST 07vnP8ov No.33805 Reply
>>33798

My family lost one of our cats for good when my older brother threw a party while our parents were out of town. He let some asshole spend the night on the couch and he left literally every single door in the house open while he drank a pack of beer and kept going back and forth across the street to buy weed off a neighbor. Pissed me off to no end since our cat likely got killed by coyotes since she was a little chubby indoor tabby cat we rescued from an animal abuse shelter years earlier.
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Esther Fobbleham - Fri, 18 May 2018 17:38:06 EST f5CgKqjN No.33819 Reply
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He wasn't that old, but since the thread's sort of about the buddies we miss, I'd like to introduce you all to Oliver.
He used to work as a therapy / SpEd dog, and I was literally the only person in the whole school who he would misbehave around. It was pretty common for me to be walking outside and suddenly hear him galloping toward me, then look up and see the therapist on the other side of the school. When he played with me, he'd bark and nip and jump around - generally doing all the things that working dogs aren't supposed to do - until some kids walked by, at which point he'd go back to being a good boy. Getting to go see Oliver was a reward for the kids, and getting to come see me was a reward for him.
I just learned last week that he died, and it's been just as rough as when my girls died. Maybe worse, even: he helped me through the painful periods after my girls' deaths, but now I have to deal with this on my own. I loved the silly guy like he was my own.
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Eugene Seblingstud - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 19:04:30 EST X4w8vjWE No.33837 Reply
>>33819
he was probably such a very good boy, ugh I love goldens, by far one of my favorite breeds :(


this cat wont share his mushrooms

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- Sat, 31 Mar 2018 17:47:30 EST Q94uLV3J No.33754
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he's a jerk
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Nicholas Gummleworth - Fri, 13 Apr 2018 16:26:07 EST O6LmAvTd No.33772 Reply
boletus edulis is quite a tasty mushroom my friend

Help my Dog

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- Sun, 08 Apr 2018 20:05:53 EST IxM6UPAD No.33763
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Hello,

I have a purebred miniature dachshund. He is about 5 years old. A few nights ago I heard him barking at an animal (probably a stray cat) from the patio, but heard no signs of struggle or fighting. I went out to tell him to stop and shoo him inside. Now for the past few days he is having trouble jumping through the doggy-door and occasionally wheezes when he breathes. He seems tender on his 6th or 7th left rib, an inch or two down from his spine. About 10% of the time that I pick him up he yelps in pain, the other 90% he seems fine. Today when I picked him up I felt one of his ribs crack. (very tiny subtle little crack like a joint subtly popping). Right now I suspect one of his ribs may have been, or still is, partially dislocated. I do not think it is a disc issue, as he does not react when I flex or extend his spine, and palpating along the spinal column's intervertebral spaces had no reaction. The only time he yelps is occasionally when I pick him up, or I press that spot on his rib. I am not able to go to a vet until Tuesday, any thoughts or suggestions? I did the best I could to massage and soften up the muscles on his back and rib cage, and they definitely aren't spasming like they were before, and he seemed to walk a little easier when I was done.
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Lydia Sennerwedging - Sun, 08 Apr 2018 21:37:56 EST X4w8vjWE No.33764 Reply
dachshunds are very predisposed to having back issues due to how long they are

try not to let the dog jump up on furniture or climb stairs or anything like that until you do see a vet.
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Beatrice Fanfield - Tue, 10 Apr 2018 20:32:50 EST IxM6UPAD No.33765 Reply
I got a mobile vet service with a working X-ray machine in their van to come by and X-ray him. Nothing seems broken, no cancerous growths visible. He seems to be getting better and hasn't yelped when I picked him up since I made the post. Hopefully the pupper will keep on truckin' in this doggy dog world.

arf arf arf im a dog woof

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- Sun, 25 Mar 2018 02:45:08 EST Gge8ZwNv No.33742
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bark bark

My new dog is weird

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- Mon, 29 Jan 2018 09:42:11 EST hsKMEfvd No.33666
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So about 8 weeks ago I got this puppy. He was orphaned cause the mother was old (lost all females in the litter, they came undeveloped and dead along with regular male puppies) and she dried up after half a month feeding them. He's a mutt and was conceived by accident (neighbor's dog jumped the fence), both sire and dam being mutts of our regular regional pariah-type.
Now that his little paws are getting bigger and he is taking on a doggier shape, he's starting to freak me out. That's cause yesterday I was watching a documentary on dingos and the narrator talked about how dingos have rotating wrists and can grab stuff with their paws and that's one of the differences between dingos and regular dogs. Well, my puppy's rotate almost til they're facing up and he uses his front paws in opposite directions to hold literally everything. He can climb like a fucking monkey.
However, he looks very doggy (chest wider than head, flopped ears, wide muzzle) and Australia is on the other side of the world (Brazilian here). Is it possible that a random mutation made him like that? Or maybe I can chalk it up to puppy flexibility and him having learned the clamp-grip from my cat (he uses the scratching pole just like the cat does, can't rule out this possibility)? If it's just puppy flexibility, is he going to be normal and containable as an adult or now that he's learned I'm fucked?
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Frederick Dedgechat - Thu, 01 Mar 2018 09:22:30 EST lly5td+b No.33719 Reply
Update: puppy gets higher energy every day, got more dexterous with front paws and climbs stuff like it was nothing. Also developed a very wide jaw with a long snout and extensive webbing between all four sets of toes
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Esther Sommercocke - Sat, 03 Mar 2018 00:40:09 EST WvwyawWd No.33721 Reply
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...Is this your dog, bro?
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Ian Chundlepon - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 14:53:08 EST bg+f/Ugr No.33737 Reply
>>33721
His feet aren't splayed, but it does ook ottery if you spread the toes apart.
He's almost 4mo now and 8kg. Growing up to be a nice-looking dog too.

Dogs

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- Wed, 07 Mar 2018 21:00:47 EST 5rpqGyTo No.33732
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If a dog sees another dog turn around and have human head is it scared or think it’s normal?
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James Darthall - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 11:06:49 EST yIsH0doL No.33733 Reply
hmm what does the dogman smell like?

Dead Skunk Removal

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- Sat, 25 Nov 2017 20:57:09 EST iS9vohX5 No.33590
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Hello /ani/

I have a problem. Last week, a poor dying skunk crawled its way into a space beneath one of the side doors of my house. There's a basement window down there as well. It fell into this ditch and was basically spraying itself continuously for a whole night. The next morning it smelled in the whole house and my mom thought it was a gas leak of some kind, until eventually they found the dying skunk in the ditch by the side of the house, took it out and it was taken away.

So even though the skunk never got into the house, it was so close to the window and door and sprayed so much, it still smells, about a weel later. We have gone to town with scented candles and deodorizers, and I am thinking about nuking the whole house with ozium soon. The smell mostly covereg, but there are still a few pockets where it is noticeable, near the stairs and corners of a few rooms. And outside near the ditch, the smell is still quite pungent.

I am wondering if anyone has any sort of advice dealing with this? (honestly not sure if this is the right board, any suggestions are welcome if you think there might be a better place to post this)

My biggest concern is that the skunk sprayed so much in the ditch, that it might require some sort of more advanced/professional chemical removal. I don't want to nuke the whole house with ozium if the source of the problem is not going to go away. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Thanks for reading, /ani/
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David Crollywill - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 18:38:38 EST T3WUfvXM No.33710 Reply
blaze it until it smells more like weed than farts
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Emma Pashson - Wed, 28 Feb 2018 22:40:27 EST N2B/3D80 No.33718 Reply
>>33620
I was under the impression the acicity of tomato juice helps nuetralize the active skunk enzyme air freshiner. As irt does actually do something. Eh, for dogs or pets that get sprayed I wouldn't see that it would not help.
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Eliza Bengerhood - Wed, 07 Mar 2018 01:44:36 EST uAlfUiGN No.33731 Reply
Supposedly Dawn, hydrogen peroxide and baking soda mixed together is the only thing that actually works.

Best friends

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- Sat, 09 Dec 2017 14:35:27 EST 7osUtM55 No.33612
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Post your furry friends
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Charles Gumblewater - Mon, 29 Jan 2018 17:03:34 EST lE+35mhN No.33667 Reply
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>>33612 Muh girl right here love her to bits
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Nathaniel Cliffingspear - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 15:38:02 EST hlyo+3V9 No.33713 Reply
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>>33612
SUCH A GOOD GIRL YES SHE IS YES SHE IS

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