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What's the deal with Goldfish?

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- Wed, 09 Aug 2017 14:02:01 EST 7m/mDrzW No.33467
File: 1502301721999.jpg -(69059B / 67.44KB, 480x356) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What's the deal with Goldfish?
So it's been a decade or more since I kept pet fish, and lately I've been thinking about getting a goldfish, and in doing so I wanted to get the classic goldfish bowl that every 8 year old kid had next to their bed growing up. Pic related.

But doing research online, there seems to be a lot of passionate, vocal goldfish advocates who would like to see me lynched for even considering putting a goldfish in a bowl. According to these folks, a single goldfish requires a minimum of 30 gallons and that's because my goldfish will grow to be bigger than a hamster and live for 15 years.

Now, if what they're saying is true, fuck it, I won't get a goldfish. But I wanted to make this thread and see if anyone here has some experience with goldfish and can confirm/deny these things. Maybe you can recommend me another small fish I can keep in a bowl that won't live longer than my cat.
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Lillian Sillybit - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 16:54:33 EST lPZSuzwJ No.33532 Reply
Goldfish are great outdoor fish. They get big and they shit a lot. If you get a plastic pool and a pond pump you can make a bog filter that will cycle the water and take the fish shit out of the water. You can just cut cucumbers into quarters and they will eat them. That and any aquatic plants you have.

Fighting fish are really good small tank fish but you do need a filter or you will have to change the water every day. They shit just as much if not more than gold fish relative to their size and they don't eat pond scum. The fancier ones are susceptible to fin rot in poor quality water, not only does it look shitty but it's painful for the fish. If you want one get a 5 gallon tank with a small filter for the least maintenance.

If you just want a bowl without a filter I recommend cherry shrimp. They are low maintenance and don't require a filter plus they are bright and pretty. You can throw some moss, sand and aquatic plants in there and it will look nice.
Nathaniel Biggledock - Fri, 10 Nov 2017 15:44:26 EST lPZSuzwJ No.33580 Reply
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I just upgraded from a pool to a stock tank and moved all the shit in for winter. I'm going to get some more plants in the bog filter. There are 5 large calico goldfish in here and a large weather loach. The orange parts of the goldfish pop under the light, I like my fish to pop.
Nathaniel Biggledock - Fri, 10 Nov 2017 15:45:24 EST lPZSuzwJ No.33581 Reply
I didn't mean to upload that one upside down, sorry guys.

Cat has broken leg

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- Wed, 25 Oct 2017 01:54:47 EST jC2MG5dO No.33552
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I went to the vet cause my cat came home injured with a broken leg. They said the femur is broken in 2 places and they can't cast it and he'd have to have it amputated, wait to see if it heals, or get metal plates on his femur.

Well I kept him home and he gets around good I had him inside for a week and a half and he climbs the chair, chases toys, runs around, climbs stuff, climbs trees, runs but idk what to do. He stands and walks on it but when he sits on it it bends sideways a little bit and I'm sketched out. I know he wouldn't like surgery and shit but I don't want him to be fucked for life.

I also heard that the plates can cause pain or they can cause pain way later in life and he gets around fine now and I'm scared of surgery going wrong or sething I don't even want to hand my cat over to a facility and shit he has anxiety. They told me that it would be like 3k+ for the surgery (I don't care I made that much in a month alone) but my sales are online and it's all in a PayPal account and I'm waiting to get an id to get the money.

My parents called a place and we live in the middle of nowhere and they're all like 2 hours away and my parents are alcoholics who don't care about anything or have any money and I have no car. Idk what to do. I just want what's best for my cat I don't care about my money and shit I just want him to have a good life. The place my parents called and said the surgery place would only take cash upfront I think that's fucking insane and it sounds like a lie to me. There's no way that the place charges 3-5k cash up front in hand only.

My mom says that they would have to rebreak his leg to do surgery and put it in place with the plates now.

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Charlotte Madgehood - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 18:22:42 EST qL+fCW9d No.33574 Reply

if you leave his femur broken the fracture will heal misaligned. this will mean his hip, knee, ankle, and toe joints will be torqued at the wrong angles, and he will wear out his meniscus and cartilage much faster. the plates may cause stiffness and an "aching in the bones", esp. with barometric changes, but it will not be nearly as degenerative as allowing him to live his life with a crooked bent femur.
Caroline Bruzzlestock - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 23:44:29 EST k3lE1l6y No.33578 Reply
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Check if there are any nearby veterinary schools at a university. They provide care for a fraction of the cost. My old dog got cataract surgery for 60% of the price.
Hannah Cluzzlebury - Sat, 04 Nov 2017 20:09:22 EST jC2MG5dO No.33579 Reply

Is it too late? It's been a little bit of awhile and his leg seems better and not really crooked or fucked. This all sucks balls.


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- Wed, 26 Apr 2017 14:17:04 EST 8oI1D/rM No.33371
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Graham Billingshit - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 13:28:43 EST 7/0pVVPJ No.33576 Reply
Little huckleberry licker lads

an unknown bird

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- Sat, 23 Sep 2017 09:06:27 EST x5OIcHkF No.33530
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Can somebody please recognise this bird for me?
I really need to know it's name and type.
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Oliver Humbleson - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 20:01:10 EST EuIg1q6R No.33533 Reply

i think you're right. it got a skinny pointy beak
Lydia Novingstotch - Mon, 09 Oct 2017 18:11:41 EST rvdTwBAl No.33542 Reply
Yeah, that's Riley. He sell street buds.
Polly Fundergold - Tue, 24 Oct 2017 20:27:01 EST 5ye8wov5 No.33551 Reply
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It's an American Bittern. Lillian and Oliver are doofuses.

People trying to domesticate wild animals

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- Fri, 11 Dec 2015 18:18:58 EST dykyeSU6 No.32406
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my thoughts, EVERY FUCKING TIME I see a documentary or some stories about people keeping wild animals as pets
(like mountain-lions, tigers, bears...):
this is insane!

You know how a normal housecat can cut your hands when playing with you? Just because... dickhead-animal and claws?
Imagine a big cat "playing" with you....

How many people have been killed by their "tamed" animals?
Wasn't there once a women who held an ape as pet and got her face ripped off?

People have even been killed by their pet-deers!
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Emma Cumblewill - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 06:37:05 EST SOuRo1oF No.33501 Reply

It was mostly that they didnt compete with us for food, kept granaries clean of vermin, and we systematically killed the really mean ones.
William Shittingforth - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 12:53:44 EST gpvgOCwd No.33502 Reply
cats are pretty much unbeatable for vermin control. and dogs are good for herding/alarming/baiting away large predators
Jarvis Hugglesone - Tue, 24 Oct 2017 05:22:09 EST pFCQl2LB No.33548 Reply
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Is there hope for people like me who just want to get baked with a big cat?

I don't need to domesticate it or own it. Just hang out with it, ya know...

Doggy pause

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- Wed, 24 May 2017 20:21:04 EST xmh7A1Zg No.33396
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My dog doesn't let strangers touch him and I'm too scared to cut his nails
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Martin Fanshit - Wed, 27 Sep 2017 12:15:29 EST kLx36Jq2 No.33539 Reply
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I've got one of these gadgets but I've never really used it so idk if it's effective
Nell Nabblelock - Sat, 07 Oct 2017 16:10:40 EST Ddy4nP8+ No.33541 Reply
If you have a yard or access to lots of outdoor space maybe just train him to dig so he'll wear them down naturally
dave - Mon, 23 Oct 2017 01:10:07 EST T3WUfvXM No.33547 Reply
shouldn't be scared of your dog, orlse he'll take over the house.


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- Mon, 29 May 2017 01:36:40 EST WvwyawWd No.33404
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Aww yea I'm a coyote

Get yer wild side on!
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Samuel Sillersick - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 08:49:40 EST R1cB634d No.33537 Reply
we are cats and that is that no deep meaning truths or facts . Breath into this, what you will. Don't blame me if you feel ill´╗┐
Archie Cumblenid - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 14:20:47 EST 5Ikh7JvR No.33540 Reply
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Hunting Dog Training

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- Sun, 24 Sep 2017 03:00:11 EST xqi2ykdO No.33535
File: 1506236411583.jpg -(183797B / 179.49KB, 1089x716) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hunting Dog Training
I have a friend who has dog that is part feist. Feists are hunting dogs and you can tell his instincts are that of a hunting dog. He often kills squirrels and rabbits without any training.

I've never trained a dog but I have trained cockatiels so classical conditioning is not completely new to me. I'd like to train him to be a be the best hunter he can be. Does anyone know of a good resource for learning how to train a hunting dog? I'd prefer a book, particularly one I could pirate. The best I have found is a book for retriever training but this dog is more suited to catching prey not finding it after it has been shot.

Pic related. He's awesome.
Alice Fuvingchudging - Thu, 19 Oct 2017 14:46:32 EST w+Zip/qq No.33543 Reply
this is one of the boards where none of us have a fucking clue what we are talking about. none of us know shit about animals except maybe the pet we own. i highly doubt any poster on here has any knowledge or experience about hunting dogs. this is the board where we all do drugs and go "LOL GIRAF HAS LONG NECK GUYS"
Alice Dirringdale - Sun, 22 Oct 2017 03:27:25 EST lPZSuzwJ No.33544 Reply
Your dog kind of looks like a fat Eddie from Frasier.

dave wants to hunt

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- Sun, 17 Sep 2017 00:44:35 EST Wuor4mf5 No.33524
File: 1505623475964.jpg -(1027815B / 1003.73KB, 1755x1942) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. dave wants to hunt
Look at her. Claws slightly open and raised. She's an arizona bark scorpion so her tail likes to hang out on the side until action. She's in hunting mode even though she's eaten liek 4 crickets this wek.
the internet doesn't have definitive answer on overfeeding. what do you think?
Also i will post some black light dave.
Charlotte Mopperford - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 00:52:11 EST Wuor4mf5 No.33525 Reply
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having a colony of healthy reproducing crickets in a tub in a drawer is interesting. what kind of lives do they live? They're all very healthy and there's enough of 'em to keep reproducing. i wonder if they have vaguely structured lives or groups that they associate with. i wonder what they think about when someone disappears during the occasional flash of blinding dim apartment light. Is there a tiny imperceptible scream issued by the cricket when it's snatched up by the creature? Do the older members of the colony that have escaped my grasp long enough to grow large recall this happening before?
Is dave aware that she is the ultimate end for an entire colony of roughly 40 crickets? A lot die by other causes i can't determine and sometimes i'll just throw a bunch out because they're a little too healthy (gut loading 'em for dave means they eat like one of those meatheads that lives between the pharmacy, whole foods, and the gym) but there's not a whole lot of distance between their dark little drawer and the modest terrarium that is their ultimate final encounter.
i might be high.
Caroline Drapperridge - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 05:21:24 EST EuIg1q6R No.33529 Reply
dave is my skyrim characters name

My dog

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- Sat, 12 Aug 2017 03:34:06 EST 6zJW4SLr No.33471
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Why does my dog stare at me while I jerk off? Is he a gay???
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Augustus Sirringwire - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 19:56:04 EST 7/0pVVPJ No.33503 Reply

Greatest answer I've ever heard to this question
Phineas Clayhood - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 21:24:16 EST cOjn9fcg No.33509 Reply
You...you hear this question often? Do many of your friends stand in front of their dogs and jerk their dicks?


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- Fri, 09 Jun 2017 03:10:13 EST o8hQYeS5 No.33423
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This is a general dog thread.
Dog pictures, dog training methods, dog stories

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Martha Chuttingstark - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 05:21:13 EST bAmW5z0j No.33494 Reply
> getting a collie who can do their fucking tax returns
I grew up with a collie... Compared to most other breeds, they're the rocket scientists and particle physicists of the dog world.

story time:

The house I lived in back then had a large, paved area at the front of the house. This area was raised about a meter from the sidewalk, and it had a hedge going down one side.

My collie, Penny, would often lie peacefully here and keep an eye on passing traffic and greet shoppers, but some dipshit from my sister's school would pass by every day and throw stones and gravel at her. This would continue for a few months until she decided enough was enough!

One day, my mom noted she had been behaving a bit strangely that afternoon, often keeping close to the hedge. She called me into the shop, and as i came in, I saw her sneak slowly along the hedge and towards the sidewalk. All of a sudden Dipshit kid comes along and she barked him right in the fucking ear.
Dipshit kid fell over, tumbled around a bit and then ran away....

he learned two lessons for life that day: Don't fuck with collies and collies are smart enough to plot revenge schemes and execute them.

My parents bought and trained Penny, and she was very protective of me when I was a toddler (to hte point of biting the mailman when he came too close to me.. the only time she bit someone)... As I grew older, i'd teach her tricks and we would do pranks together... we were basically a real-life version of Timmy and Lassie... but from hell

You all know the classic of spraying whipped cream into the hand of someone sleeping, and then tickling his face... try a version with a handful of dog slobber instead >
Reuben Bedgehat - Fri, 25 Aug 2017 00:43:11 EST WsmoR8HX No.33498 Reply

lol that barking story is great. i'll share a story an older friend of mine told me about his dog, who passed away a couple of years ago, a very loving and obedient german shepherd. apparently on a daily basis, some kids walking home from high school would taunt and torment this dog, throwing things at it, basically the same as your collie. well one day this german shepherd saw the kids coming, and grabbed a chain-link metal fence gate on wheels with his teeth and shook it so hard the wheels came off their metal tracks, enabling him to escape. he was almost upon the shitter kids when my friend the owner yelled the dogs name and he froze then obediently came back. he then told the kids "if you keep bothering him and he gets out again, next time im gonna let him eat you." and they fearfully agreed and ran off. dog actually broke one of his teeth tearing the wheels off their tracks though, had to have it removed, one of the canines so he only had 3 left, p. sad, but at least he was never tormented again
Ayy - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 02:09:31 EST xH5UHasq No.33507 Reply
We got two dogs now, but we normally have 3 at a time.
The most recent dog to pass away... miss him so much.
He was a big goofy Rotty, but he had a pretty messed up life from the start
Got parvo, like the rest of his litter and almost died real young, I think it legit messed up his brain a little, he was never the same happy dog.
But my mom nursed him to health and he survived.
Cut to about ten years down the line and he's so unstable as a dog that he's bitten family members pretty badly. So he had to be put into my parents room, and we put curtains up so he couldn't see anyone, but could hear things to feel comforted but not threatened. he lived a good 16 years. Good boy, Czar!


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- Thu, 31 Aug 2017 19:41:38 EST WmwtwliB No.33505
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I think my cat might have accidentally ingested ~2.5-15mg of cbd in oil form, are there any potentials risks ? It's been an hour and she's completely normal, just strutting around, cleaning herself, no apparent tension or problem.
Ayy - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 02:04:35 EST xH5UHasq No.33506 Reply
It really should not effect her much at all. She may get frisky, extra lovey, even.
If you start to worry too much, just check her gum coloring if she allows you to, make sure they are pink/pale pink or whatever color they normally are
And make sure her pupils stay the same size, and that she isn't shaking or anything. She'll be fine! One of my cats accidently ate a certain herb once, was quite a lot. I was terrified! But there were no outward changes??? not even in pupil size or behavior.... lol! I would think the cbd would be even better, than something with more THC. You know?

76chan/sp/ get

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- Mon, 06 Mar 2017 11:19:18 EST weND7JOL No.33333
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What should I name him?
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