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Discord Now Fully Linked With 420chan IRC

Parasites Need Love Too

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- Tue, 15 Nov 2016 06:57:44 EST 9Pm5P0kQ No.33209
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Don't just "deworm" your cat... learn how to gently coax the worms forward, out ta da cat butt and into a new life!

Lydia Wongerfire - Sat, 19 Nov 2016 21:48:16 EST VQtGAK6V No.33213 Reply
Or you could just burn them with fire like a normal person, saving the poor and suffering animal in the process. What is this hippie shit even

99 problems but a bitch is one

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- Fri, 28 Oct 2016 21:35:42 EST /tx24f81 No.33185
File: 1477704942425.jpg -(31822B / 31.08KB, 330x254) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 99 problems but a bitch is one
I think my dog wants to fuck me. For real. Any time I pat her she always bare's her back end towards me showing me her tight dog pussy and arsehole. Now I know she has anal glands that need emptied, but she has special food that helps her with that and she doesn't act this way with any other members of my family. Thing is I'm a pretty attractive guy, so i't's only natural she'd want a piece of my raging semi erect 5-6 inch boner, but we're members of a different species and it just wouldn't work.

We have our ups and downs, I tease her a lot and sometimes I go a bit too far, but I feel her reactions could be in part down to serious unresolved sexual tension.

I don't know what to do guys. She's about 8 and I'm 24 and a different species-what I should do?

Pic related. Imagine this but a bit fatter(I blame her previous owners, we really have tried to get her lose weight, but she's still really fat about 20 Kilograms)
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William Hacklefoot - Sun, 30 Oct 2016 10:42:47 EST m+2TUDis No.33190 Reply
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Create a hybrid race of Humutts you say? And conquer the world? And set myself up as the unquestionable leader of a brutal fascist police state... I mean a utopia that benefits all mankind, yes. I will call the new state Cananieda.
Esther Packlewater - Wed, 02 Nov 2016 15:12:58 EST qjdz76XG No.33194 Reply
This thread made me glad to have visited /ana/ or whatever this board is.
Walter Pisslestine - Mon, 14 Nov 2016 00:02:27 EST 4SjpqT4T No.33208 Reply
your 5" dick is probably way too massive for her. sorry bro you wouldnt want to hurt her would you?

her former owner probably fucked her...

Can anyone i.d. this son of a bitch?

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- Mon, 10 Oct 2016 18:41:03 EST eTlvK/fd No.33158
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Found in Victoria, Australia.
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Basil Fandersud - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 17:01:54 EST rW7QOF7Q No.33167 Reply
Some sort of ophion ichneumon parasitic wasp. Common around the world and generally not dangerous unless you happen to be a small spider or caterpillar.
Skizzlepuss !dO744cvTW. - Sat, 05 Nov 2016 11:47:03 EST 9XPIWY52 No.33199 Reply
Bloodbug hunter a la Fallout 4.
Skizzlepuss !dO744cvTW. - Sat, 05 Nov 2016 11:47:49 EST 9XPIWY52 No.33200 Reply
Or was it a Stingwing? I haven't played Fallout 4 in a time.

Pet selfies

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- Sun, 12 Jun 2016 21:27:13 EST 2xNIxD1T No.32724
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Awwwww yeah
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Jack Bittingbore - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 03:09:07 EST x7uk9zCr No.33165 Reply

don't know, I adopted her that way. The shelter trapped her as part of a massive cat colony and she was like that when they found her. Amazing personality
Isabella Dreffingworth - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 07:06:35 EST kTj0W8Pz No.33250 Reply
>massive cat colony
Most likely then it was another cat but it looks like someone's done surgery to remove the whole dead infected thing and close it up neatly so they should have more info. Lots of places do big surgery for a cat with a pretty high chance of euthanizing them after when no one adopts because the vet students are getting good practice. I find myself doubting that a person running a cat horde had the means to take a specific one for surgery and healed it up and brought it back, but it could have been a runaway from elsewhere to the colony too. I am finding myself deeply engrossed in the possibilities of this random internet cat's biography.

Greetings from /420/

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- Fri, 23 Sep 2016 04:45:03 EST 4x+iK3q4 No.33119
File: 1474620303038.gif -(3174154B / 3.03MB, 624x352) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Greetings from /420/
Thank you for the qt octopus .gif
As thanks I present your board with my finest rare tapirs.
Marvel at their splendor.
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Martin Bopperbury - Fri, 30 Sep 2016 15:16:40 EST 7mx0oPxX No.33136 Reply
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Yes, I am pleased by this thread. Good work, /420/.

Here's a kitty and some political sentiments.

Motherfucking brainy birds bitch.

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- Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:45:57 EST xM2xG28O No.33114
File: 1474508757099.gif -(1783864B / 1.70MB, 400x340) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Motherfucking brainy birds bitch.
Fucking glorious creatures, raptors. Deadly, majestic, fast, intelligent. Maybe not as smart as Corvids, but still amazing animals. Also posting because /420/ told me to.

Post some motherfucking smart birds in here.


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- Thu, 07 Apr 2016 04:39:50 EST phora57v No.32635
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Molly Dendlebanks - Mon, 19 Sep 2016 22:50:06 EST UthKniR6 No.33102 Reply
looks like a pitbull mix
Thomas Cringerhun - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 06:28:58 EST BDj9jciA No.33166 Reply
What you have there my friend is a desert subspecies of the whiskered barkowl

when animals fight back

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- Sun, 03 May 2015 03:25:39 EST tj/+GlSD No.31882
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i would like to get a thread goin about nonhuman animals lashing out or/and defending themselves against people

theres a book I'd like to read, but haven't yet, concerning this topic: a Hidden History of Animal Resistance by historian Jason Hribal - let me know what you thought please if you read it!:)
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Oliver Fenningbadge - Thu, 03 Mar 2016 17:46:30 EST oEnIWN/0 No.32583 Reply
lol there's a thread about that on this board.

I love how this urban myth is basically one giant rape joke. I wish every urban myth could perpetuate the violent victimization of women (and some men who don't talk about it).

but seriously bed bugs stab their dicks into the chest of female bedbugs and ejaculate. "every time someone tells me god loves me I tell them 'BEDBUGS HAVE INSTITUTIONALIZED STAB RAPE.' ...that's usually where the conversation ends."- T-Rex from qwantz.com

or maybe it was about intelligent design.
Phineas Nummertun - Sat, 03 Sep 2016 22:08:07 EST IEJxn2K8 No.33032 Reply
WE'RE ALL DISGUSTING DISGRACEFUL FUZZY ANIMALS FULL OF FLESH AND WATER. We will ALL die in the end. It doesn't matter if you weren't traumatized by being gauged in the gut by a bull or being subjected to the most peaceful life imaginable.


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- Fri, 09 Sep 2016 18:15:46 EST eWK0KcUw No.33077
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What's tha most effective way to make your dog stop eating shit whenever she cans?

Goddamn her breath stinks so much
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Cedric Gallystat - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 01:51:44 EST 6ncFuKX3 No.33090 Reply
Dogs don't have receptors for spicy shit I'm pretty sure, given my roommates d9gs some SUPER hot sauced wings and they fucking loved them, even linked it off my fingers they seemed to like it but it makes me sweat and tear up but they were unaffected
Cedric Gallystat - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 01:52:34 EST 6ncFuKX3 No.33091 Reply
To be clear, I didn't them the whole wings, I stripped the meat off so they wouldn't swallow the bones whole
Henry Mashlock - Sun, 18 Sep 2016 12:31:54 EST kcYPPSqo No.33092 Reply
You don't need any receptors for capsaicin to cause irritation/pain.

Pets with diabetus

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- Thu, 10 Dec 2015 20:03:35 EST G1gJUyry No.32401
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Yo, my cat was recently diagnosed with diabetes, hes on insulin and some special food high in protein. Im not the best at injecting him, I can see him wince a bit on entry and removal, how do I get better at injecting him? Other than practice over time. Any techniques, pics, personal stories or vids you can share?

His mood has gotten much better and I know it helps him feel better, thought he was on the quick road to death for a few weeks there.

TLDR: Helpful stuff for pets who have diabetes plz post
Emma Clunnerwell - Fri, 25 Dec 2015 22:39:57 EST dlVLHZYX No.32436 Reply
Honestly? this is a board for pets. Maybe a vet frequents here? Idk.

Maybe you should try asking /med/ for injection tips? Google is your friend too. I bet those people have experience with injecting little kids full of heroin. Boy how those children love their heroin.

No but seriously I feel like /med/ might have more experience. The most I had to do was put eye drops in my cat's eyes
Phineas Nummertun - Sat, 03 Sep 2016 22:24:04 EST IEJxn2K8 No.33048 Reply
Rebecca Warringbury - Wed, 14 Sep 2016 05:11:10 EST ByoBXwlL No.33081 Reply
Former IV drug user here. Theres really no trick I know of to making a needle stick not sting. Maybe reward him after each injection. Just do something with him or give him something he enjoys. I know I didn't mind sticking myself several times a day because I was rewarded.

I guess you could use a topical anesthetic of some kind. It's really not that bad with a needle you haven't used before. I'd rather a hundred needle sticks over one stubbed toe.

Be quick is the only real technique. It should be easy since you don't have to hit a vein. The worst injections were the ones were I couldn't find a vein for shit. You don't have that problem. Don't stab or anything just don't hesitate. Break that skin, get in the muscle, and get it done with.

Raising A Pup

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- Fri, 29 Apr 2016 21:20:56 EST Bti5zPNy No.32661
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So my brother has a young Labrador/Boxer hybrid and I was hoping I could get some tips he didn't from just googling raising it.

This thing is 26 lbs at under 5 months and makes Speedy Gonzalez look slow. It also likes to chew on people despite being given every other option and being firmly told not to. It's not even holding still in this picture, just chewing on a toy hedgehog.
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Shit Pittway - Wed, 04 May 2016 01:16:20 EST CPFkpaQu No.32669 Reply
walk that fucker 2-4 times a day atleast 30 minutes per walk

I've never had a dog destroy the house or tear up stuff because I always made sure the dog is well exercised so it can gets its energy out outside
Charlotte Sottingchure - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 19:02:03 EST YEa+JTEQ No.33076 Reply
low protein food

Kitten suckling issues

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- Wed, 07 Sep 2016 10:16:12 EST 11M9U0r6 No.33068
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Gonna keep this short, basically me and some friends adopted a group of feral kittens way too young to be away from their mom and I'm quite sure they never really knew their mom at all we did a little bottle feeding then moved them to the bowl with the fake milk concentrate then then to water, they'd always try to breast feed off our dogs. And it's been a while and i know some animals never really get completely over it, but now my cat is a few months old at least, and at night always tries to suckle my dogs cheeks and it drives her crazy when she wants to sleep and wakes me up to i try to pull him away but he just keeps going back occasionally I'll spray him with a bit of water but I don't want to discourage him too much and I feel he's way too old to go back to bottle feeding.

Anything I should do? Anything im doing wrong? I'd like him to grow out of it if he can.

Pic related its mah kitteh first one I've ever owned always owned dogs though.
Jenny Suzzlestine - Wed, 07 Sep 2016 10:34:54 EST NUbzj27G No.33069 Reply
You shouldn't be feeding cats milk. Go ask for help from actual cat experts or something.

The cat sounds retarded, tbh.

Maybe let them sleep in separate rooms.
Albert Cacklepatch - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 02:07:33 EST NCrnHUhY No.33074 Reply
I have asked vet techs they said they weren't quite sure what to do about it but I'll definitely ask the vet when he goes in for his 2nd round of shots, was just here asking for personal experience. Not sure why you're so angry about my question... and I certainly hope he's not retarded but if so id still love him all the same.

And yeah I could separate them but they like to sleep with me and as do I with them and my dog will knock or just sleep at my door if I don't let her sleep in here with me.

Thank you for pointing that out lel yes I'm not just going around raising animals without doing research I've litter box trained him myself and feed him a good diet yada yada while it's still new to me having a cat i think I'm capable.

Problem Dog

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- Tue, 07 Jun 2016 14:37:55 EST VXAHT+YC No.32716
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My friend's dog attacked the other last night. This is the third time within a year. I didn't see it this time, but apparently one almost lost and ear and the other's paw got it pretty bad. It's always the same instigator, the bigger, older husky/wolf. Yeah, she's a quarter wolf or something like that. Real big bitch, probably at least 180lbs and she does not listen to commands.

While this is probably technically animal abuse through neglect and lack of training, I don't want to get my friend in trouble and I don't want his dog euthanized. She's never attacked a person, and this is his fucking fault for not training her or seperating them last time this happened. Didn't take them in to get their wounds checked out or treated either. I get that money is an issue, but holy shit if you can't care for an animal don't fucking get one.

I digress. I was hoping someone could chime in with some advice for finding her a new home. She's 8 years old, so she probably wouldn't be adopted through conventional means. There's gotta be some service for taking in dogs with behavioral problems right? Violence against other pets notwithstanding, she also steals food (friend feeds dogs his own food all the time) and eats food related garbage.

Part of me thinks this is a lost cause. She's another victim of some idiot who thought it would be cool to have a wolf dog without thinking things through, but I'm holding out hope.

Any advice or resources?
Oliver Pammershaw - Mon, 05 Sep 2016 02:17:36 EST Fs2rnNu6 No.33062 Reply
I mean what if you turned around and opened a whole in space and time and sent her to another dimension? But in that dimension, like she has no problems. Simply remove the fixed dimension and yeah good to go dude.
Cyril Nuttinglock - Wed, 07 Sep 2016 21:04:31 EST hh3N805h No.33072 Reply
dude must either keep them segregated when he is not actively supervising them, get rid of wolfdog, or get rid of normaldogs

you cant make a wolf not be a wolf.

and no, there is not a service that will take an 8yo violent wolfdog lol

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