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Motherfucking brainy birds bitch.

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- Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:45:57 EST xM2xG28O No.33114
File: 1474508757099.gif -(1783864B / 1.70MB, 400x340) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Motherfucking brainy birds bitch.
Fucking glorious creatures, raptors. Deadly, majestic, fast, intelligent. Maybe not as smart as Corvids, but still amazing animals. Also posting because /420/ told me to.

Post some motherfucking smart birds in here.

Breed?

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- Thu, 07 Apr 2016 04:39:50 EST phora57v No.32635
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WHAT KINDA BIRD IS THIS????
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Molly Dendlebanks - Mon, 19 Sep 2016 22:50:06 EST UthKniR6 No.33102 Reply
looks like a pitbull mix
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Thomas Cringerhun - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 06:28:58 EST BDj9jciA No.33166 Reply
What you have there my friend is a desert subspecies of the whiskered barkowl

when animals fight back

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- Sun, 03 May 2015 03:25:39 EST tj/+GlSD No.31882
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i would like to get a thread goin about nonhuman animals lashing out or/and defending themselves against people

theres a book I'd like to read, but haven't yet, concerning this topic: a Hidden History of Animal Resistance by historian Jason Hribal - let me know what you thought please if you read it!:)
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Oliver Fenningbadge - Thu, 03 Mar 2016 17:46:30 EST oEnIWN/0 No.32583 Reply
>>32500
lol there's a thread about that on this board.

I love how this urban myth is basically one giant rape joke. I wish every urban myth could perpetuate the violent victimization of women (and some men who don't talk about it).

but seriously bed bugs stab their dicks into the chest of female bedbugs and ejaculate. "every time someone tells me god loves me I tell them 'BEDBUGS HAVE INSTITUTIONALIZED STAB RAPE.' ...that's usually where the conversation ends."- T-Rex from qwantz.com

or maybe it was about intelligent design.
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Phineas Nummertun - Sat, 03 Sep 2016 22:08:07 EST IEJxn2K8 No.33032 Reply
WE'RE ALL DISGUSTING DISGRACEFUL FUZZY ANIMALS FULL OF FLESH AND WATER. We will ALL die in the end. It doesn't matter if you weren't traumatized by being gauged in the gut by a bull or being subjected to the most peaceful life imaginable.

shiteater

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- Fri, 09 Sep 2016 18:15:46 EST eWK0KcUw No.33077
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What's tha most effective way to make your dog stop eating shit whenever she cans?

Goddamn her breath stinks so much
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Cedric Gallystat - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 01:51:44 EST 6ncFuKX3 No.33090 Reply
>>33079
Dogs don't have receptors for spicy shit I'm pretty sure, given my roommates d9gs some SUPER hot sauced wings and they fucking loved them, even linked it off my fingers they seemed to like it but it makes me sweat and tear up but they were unaffected
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Cedric Gallystat - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 01:52:34 EST 6ncFuKX3 No.33091 Reply
>>33090
To be clear, I didn't them the whole wings, I stripped the meat off so they wouldn't swallow the bones whole
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Henry Mashlock - Sun, 18 Sep 2016 12:31:54 EST kcYPPSqo No.33092 Reply
>>33090
You don't need any receptors for capsaicin to cause irritation/pain.

Pets with diabetus

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- Thu, 10 Dec 2015 20:03:35 EST G1gJUyry No.32401
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Yo, my cat was recently diagnosed with diabetes, hes on insulin and some special food high in protein. Im not the best at injecting him, I can see him wince a bit on entry and removal, how do I get better at injecting him? Other than practice over time. Any techniques, pics, personal stories or vids you can share?

His mood has gotten much better and I know it helps him feel better, thought he was on the quick road to death for a few weeks there.

TLDR: Helpful stuff for pets who have diabetes plz post
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Emma Clunnerwell - Fri, 25 Dec 2015 22:39:57 EST dlVLHZYX No.32436 Reply
Honestly? this is a board for pets. Maybe a vet frequents here? Idk.

Maybe you should try asking /med/ for injection tips? Google is your friend too. I bet those people have experience with injecting little kids full of heroin. Boy how those children love their heroin.

No but seriously I feel like /med/ might have more experience. The most I had to do was put eye drops in my cat's eyes
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Phineas Nummertun - Sat, 03 Sep 2016 22:24:04 EST IEJxn2K8 No.33048 Reply
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rebecca Warringbury - Wed, 14 Sep 2016 05:11:10 EST ByoBXwlL No.33081 Reply
>>32401
Former IV drug user here. Theres really no trick I know of to making a needle stick not sting. Maybe reward him after each injection. Just do something with him or give him something he enjoys. I know I didn't mind sticking myself several times a day because I was rewarded.

I guess you could use a topical anesthetic of some kind. It's really not that bad with a needle you haven't used before. I'd rather a hundred needle sticks over one stubbed toe.

Be quick is the only real technique. It should be easy since you don't have to hit a vein. The worst injections were the ones were I couldn't find a vein for shit. You don't have that problem. Don't stab or anything just don't hesitate. Break that skin, get in the muscle, and get it done with.

Raising A Pup

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- Fri, 29 Apr 2016 21:20:56 EST Bti5zPNy No.32661
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So my brother has a young Labrador/Boxer hybrid and I was hoping I could get some tips he didn't from just googling raising it.

This thing is 26 lbs at under 5 months and makes Speedy Gonzalez look slow. It also likes to chew on people despite being given every other option and being firmly told not to. It's not even holding still in this picture, just chewing on a toy hedgehog.
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Shit Pittway - Wed, 04 May 2016 01:16:20 EST CPFkpaQu No.32669 Reply
walk that fucker 2-4 times a day atleast 30 minutes per walk

I've never had a dog destroy the house or tear up stuff because I always made sure the dog is well exercised so it can gets its energy out outside
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Charlotte Sottingchure - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 19:02:03 EST YEa+JTEQ No.33076 Reply
low protein food

Kitten suckling issues

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- Wed, 07 Sep 2016 10:16:12 EST 11M9U0r6 No.33068
File: 1473257772408.jpg -(4031903B / 3.85MB, 5344x3006) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Kitten suckling issues
Gonna keep this short, basically me and some friends adopted a group of feral kittens way too young to be away from their mom and I'm quite sure they never really knew their mom at all we did a little bottle feeding then moved them to the bowl with the fake milk concentrate then then to water, they'd always try to breast feed off our dogs. And it's been a while and i know some animals never really get completely over it, but now my cat is a few months old at least, and at night always tries to suckle my dogs cheeks and it drives her crazy when she wants to sleep and wakes me up to i try to pull him away but he just keeps going back occasionally I'll spray him with a bit of water but I don't want to discourage him too much and I feel he's way too old to go back to bottle feeding.

Anything I should do? Anything im doing wrong? I'd like him to grow out of it if he can.

Pic related its mah kitteh first one I've ever owned always owned dogs though.
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Jenny Suzzlestine - Wed, 07 Sep 2016 10:34:54 EST NUbzj27G No.33069 Reply
You shouldn't be feeding cats milk. Go ask for help from actual cat experts or something.

The cat sounds retarded, tbh.

Maybe let them sleep in separate rooms.
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Albert Cacklepatch - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 02:07:33 EST NCrnHUhY No.33074 Reply
>>33069
I have asked vet techs they said they weren't quite sure what to do about it but I'll definitely ask the vet when he goes in for his 2nd round of shots, was just here asking for personal experience. Not sure why you're so angry about my question... and I certainly hope he's not retarded but if so id still love him all the same.

And yeah I could separate them but they like to sleep with me and as do I with them and my dog will knock or just sleep at my door if I don't let her sleep in here with me.

>>33073
Thank you for pointing that out lel yes I'm not just going around raising animals without doing research I've litter box trained him myself and feed him a good diet yada yada while it's still new to me having a cat i think I'm capable.

Problem Dog

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- Tue, 07 Jun 2016 14:37:55 EST VXAHT+YC No.32716
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My friend's dog attacked the other last night. This is the third time within a year. I didn't see it this time, but apparently one almost lost and ear and the other's paw got it pretty bad. It's always the same instigator, the bigger, older husky/wolf. Yeah, she's a quarter wolf or something like that. Real big bitch, probably at least 180lbs and she does not listen to commands.

While this is probably technically animal abuse through neglect and lack of training, I don't want to get my friend in trouble and I don't want his dog euthanized. She's never attacked a person, and this is his fucking fault for not training her or seperating them last time this happened. Didn't take them in to get their wounds checked out or treated either. I get that money is an issue, but holy shit if you can't care for an animal don't fucking get one.

I digress. I was hoping someone could chime in with some advice for finding her a new home. She's 8 years old, so she probably wouldn't be adopted through conventional means. There's gotta be some service for taking in dogs with behavioral problems right? Violence against other pets notwithstanding, she also steals food (friend feeds dogs his own food all the time) and eats food related garbage.

Part of me thinks this is a lost cause. She's another victim of some idiot who thought it would be cool to have a wolf dog without thinking things through, but I'm holding out hope.

Any advice or resources?
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Oliver Pammershaw - Mon, 05 Sep 2016 02:17:36 EST Fs2rnNu6 No.33062 Reply
I mean what if you turned around and opened a whole in space and time and sent her to another dimension? But in that dimension, like she has no problems. Simply remove the fixed dimension and yeah good to go dude.
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Cyril Nuttinglock - Wed, 07 Sep 2016 21:04:31 EST hh3N805h No.33072 Reply
dude must either keep them segregated when he is not actively supervising them, get rid of wolfdog, or get rid of normaldogs

you cant make a wolf not be a wolf.

and no, there is not a service that will take an 8yo violent wolfdog lol

My friends

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- Thu, 12 May 2016 01:12:08 EST rkyi/2Dy No.32678
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i love these friends
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Hannah Smallbanks - Sun, 15 May 2016 02:00:18 EST CPFkpaQu No.32679 Reply
dawww

they look like best friends, just make sure your cat doesn't claw the fuck out of your Pomeranian

marking

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- Tue, 25 Aug 2015 21:19:02 EST OwpfDox9 No.32178
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how do you stop a dog from marking his territory instead of going to toilet at one go in one place?
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Eliza Hurringworth - Tue, 15 Sep 2015 10:24:38 EST ODK/z6x9 No.32229 Reply
>>32224
yeah but there's literally no way to explain to a dog that you don't want that to happen. It's an instinct and the guy on the other end just has a desire to stop it. He'd have to drag the dog along constantly.
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Shitting Dinkinham - Wed, 16 Sep 2015 10:17:08 EST g6U0mzcC No.32232 Reply
>>32229
I dunno my dog has seemed to figure out it is annoying, no real dragging just a light tug, like a tap on the shoulder. Now it's down to 4 pjsses in a 1 mile walk. Use to be like 15.
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Phineas Nummertun - Sat, 03 Sep 2016 22:25:46 EST IEJxn2K8 No.33051 Reply
Liking talking to a brick wall, I tell you what.

What?

swollen penis

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- Tue, 28 Jul 2015 11:21:06 EST 67fj0y5t No.32095
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Anyone's puppy ever get this? He keeps biting and chewing at it.
I'm gonna try washing it with antibacterial soap and a rag a couple times a day and stopping him from chewing on it and see how that goes. Anyone who's had a similar problem, I'd love to hear what the cause was.
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Beatrice Drobblestock - Tue, 18 Aug 2015 19:55:56 EST 67fj0y5t No.32151 Reply
>>32095
Update
Finally got a job again and was able to take him to the vet. Was a yeast infection.
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Beatrice Drobblestock - Tue, 18 Aug 2015 19:58:03 EST 67fj0y5t No.32152 Reply
>>32105
That's not even the worst thing I had to do.
I pulled his foreskin back to check for foreign materials on various occasions. He looked at me like "what the fuck are you doing and tried to nudge my hand away."

Is my dog depressed?

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- Mon, 16 Mar 2015 16:14:25 EST +7986sli No.31769
File: 1426536865159.jpg -(2261616B / 2.16MB, 3264x2448) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Is my dog depressed?
My dog is almost 3 years old and she has always been rambunctious and high energy. I know that she is reaching adulthood soon so she has gotten a bit more mellow, but lately she has been sleeping/laying around for +/- 18 hours a day. She is a larger mixed breed, but should I be concerned she has slowed down too much? She has been eating/drinking well and when I work at it a little she plays well for a little bit, but then just goes straight for the door inside and to her bed. Sometimes she doesn't sleep but just lays there and looks sad, and sometimes she whines. Before I resort to taking her to the vet, is it possible dogs can have arbitrary depression? Pic related
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Isabella Tootham - Mon, 11 Jan 2016 06:26:24 EST 1D/PIACK No.32486 Reply
dog needs to smoke some weed
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Oliver Becklefield - Tue, 12 Jan 2016 05:45:00 EST 70F4E3kR No.32489 Reply
>>31769
I absolutely believe a dog can become depressed. Maybe she wants to go on walks, go outside more often, or play? I'm no expert, but I've had several dogs, and I've seen this behavior before. I think it's possible that she wants to be more active, but I obviously wouldn't know for certain. I'd try what >>31770 said with socializing. My dogs always enjoyed running amok with other pups.

Paranormal

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- Mon, 07 Sep 2015 19:08:21 EST BjnoIjT+ No.32205
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This is the doghouse and Sheba is the queen
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Phineas Nummertun - Sat, 03 Sep 2016 22:23:17 EST IEJxn2K8 No.33047 Reply
Jelly, soda, sweet bread, candy, rum, s
u

What species?

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- Thu, 17 Mar 2016 17:40:02 EST 3NkU01Am No.32602
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I've been looking into the species of this crab for about a week now and the closest thing I can find are Red Claw crabs, but in some pictures the look totally fucking different.
Also wheres a good place to identify crabs?
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Polly Serringtirk - Thu, 17 Mar 2016 17:43:19 EST 3NkU01Am No.32603 Reply
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Two male Golden Claws
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Polly Serringtirk - Thu, 17 Mar 2016 17:45:57 EST 3NkU01Am No.32604 Reply
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Shitty picture of the suspected Red Claw
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Phineas Nummertun - Sat, 03 Sep 2016 22:22:20 EST IEJxn2K8 No.33046 Reply
You're my best friend [REDACTED].

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