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pitbull can't sit still

- Tue, 24 Feb 2015 15:30:50 EST t44vCFHd No.31682
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when I show him love, he goes out of control, it is like he does not know what to do with himself. his tail is going like a helicopter (OW) and his head is moving this way and that, trying to get pets, trying to kiss me. sometimes he runs out of the room and attacks his sock spider furiously and then comes back to me

sometimes I try to hold him tight in my arms, but this only encourages the behavior.

should I try talking very softly and sweetly and using light pets?
Jenny Dumbledane - Tue, 24 Feb 2015 19:39:03 EST UQeQKQLJ No.31684 Reply
Get him fixed and it'll "fix" the problem.
Nathaniel Clodgekudge - Tue, 24 Feb 2015 21:32:32 EST t44vCFHd No.31685 Reply
yeah, we had a couple dogs growing up that my parents did that to later in their lifes and it was basically a lobotomy
Matilda Brimmermon - Fri, 27 Feb 2015 04:38:17 EST NYVLC8GF No.31692 Reply
sorry op, he has the stupids
there is no known cure

(he might calm down as he gets older or if he gets desexed)
Whitey Buttingletch - Fri, 27 Feb 2015 15:38:00 EST s5OuqMXa No.31696 Reply
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Maybe he has a lot of pent up energy and needs some exercise. It's probably the stupids though.
Phoebe Grandlock - Fri, 27 Feb 2015 23:49:10 EST t44vCFHd No.31701 Reply
I've created a straight jacket with my mother's sewing machine so that he can be comfortably restrained for some forced cuddling sessions. I got the idea from watching a pray-the-gay-away type video where a man held a (gay) man in his arms to simulate a father holding a son, which is what the psychologist felt was wrong with gay men. ANYWAY, it was just an inspiration.

The straight jacket works, but he is really really confused about it. He won't bite it or try to take it off, but he looks at me with his ears flopped down and his eyes asking me questions like "What do I do now? What do you ask of me?"

So I may scrap this idea.
Hugh Hirringhall - Sat, 28 Feb 2015 09:27:47 EST Qw9ar4NM No.31703 Reply
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>for some forced cuddling sessions
>The straight jacket

This is making me laugh so much
I don't know, if this is actually a more of a serious matter, but your dog sounds like a goof
Being a goofy dog is not life-threatening, is it?
David Croshdale - Sun, 01 Mar 2015 10:45:13 EST s5OuqMXa No.31706 Reply
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For some reason I'm beginning to suspect that the dog isn't the problem here...
Cyril Fuckingforth - Mon, 02 Mar 2015 00:59:06 EST UpkfHvEs No.31707 Reply
Wow, you okay there OP? Got any family living with you? Roommates? Is everything okay at home?
Cornelius Muttingville - Tue, 03 Mar 2015 21:13:07 EST aHpwiATV No.31712 Reply

why stop now? put a ball gag in its mouith
Caroline Hendleridge - Thu, 05 Mar 2015 21:54:23 EST 0mwHoPzT No.31721 Reply
exercise,a huge amount of behavior issues are fixed by walking and playing with your dog,fetch,tug o war those kind of things.
my sisters labrador is also nuts and goes a tad crazy when getting attention just because to her it is another game to play, so it becomes more playing time and pats later,
as for squirming around lots,waveing head around,running off and back,tail wagging out of control your dog's likely just super happy to be getting attention,
the licking/kissing can be brought under control by whenever your dog does it grab it's tongue and hold it for a moment or 2,not long but long enough for the dog to get the idea that licking you will cause it discomfort,BAM,no licking in a week,dogs hate it and they learn fast not to lick.
the squirming is wanting ti be let go so let go, if you want to give your dog hugs wait until there more sleepy and will be more willing to comply to your affections,
waving the head around,doing shark impersonations,let it be,just like tail wagging it's excited to get pats,
Also, pit bulls are just a tad stupid,your dog might have a bad case of full blown poo brain in which case theres no cure,just be patient and loving,they can not help it but you can help by being understanding and giving the care poo brained dogs need.
but exercise,again and again exercise is SO DAMNED IMPORTANT and so is some training,go to a dog school if this is your first dog and get them to learn at least the basic sit/go/no do not do that/walk beside me not drag me along/come to me when i call you, advance into stay and fetch/return/drop if your dog really does have full blown poo brain the basics will stretch it's mind wide open and use allof it's capacity,
best of luck, i hope some of this rambling helps you
William Bracklewid - Tue, 10 Mar 2015 06:14:52 EST NL4tVYHe No.31732 Reply
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Gotta take him out twice a day bro. Go walk him at least a mile, or take the ball to the park and get him running as much as you can off of the leash. If I don't take my dog out 2x in one day, he will get into the trash, wag his head around like crazy, and always rubbing up on me/wont leave me alone because he wants to go so bad. Give him one treat when you get home from the walk (or a small bowl of rice, which is what I do for my Bub because he's got stomach issues) if he is good or reprimand him when he is bad.

It sounds like you have a younger doggie and if he's a little silly and goofy, don't worry too much. Just enjoy it and hopefully your dog likes to smoke weed with you.
Archie Hepperwirk - Thu, 19 Mar 2015 15:03:52 EST Nd0q1iCq No.31774 Reply
Yea bruv, you want to chill out and your dog wants to frollick. Maybe a cat would be more your speed?

They're an energetic breed of dogs, energetic dog breeds are a TON of work. And this one sounds really playful, like, it's not just that he wants to run and burn energy, it's that he wants to PLAY. He keeps going for his sock spider because he wants you to throw it or tug-of-war or otherwise use it as a catalyst for play.

>straight-jacket cuddles

This thread got really weird really fast.
Bertholi Erbrecht - Fri, 04 Sep 2015 12:13:01 EST aXVthNmd No.32197 Reply
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Pitbulls are stupid and vicious by nature.
Why do you think most dog-attacks happen by pitbulls?
They attack their own family and even their owners.
Because the have maybe the most underdeveloped brain!

Even the cuddliest pitbull will maul your grandma
(just look it up: Pitbulls do the most attacks on defensless humans without reason! They can and will attack randomly and unprovoked and there is nothing you can do!)
Priscilla Blathergold - Sat, 05 Sep 2015 14:57:24 EST W1WzB+QI No.32199 Reply
Wow I just searched for the video but to be fair, the dog perceived that she was being attacked by members of the pack, therefor she became the weakest link, so the dog attacked by instinct, cuz' that what dogs do.

Hexen desWestens - Sat, 05 Sep 2015 15:21:50 EST CIW7OcNn No.32200 Reply
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you are so fucking stupid and braindead...
I don't even know what to response to your dumb shit.

I could take a screenshot as an example how people will fuck their own survival-instinct and rationality to not thought through analysis of a youtube-video...
Alice Bindlesid - Sun, 06 Sep 2015 23:18:00 EST /qnO/NKn No.32203 Reply
As far as I know there is no scientific evidence for the idea that pit bulls are naturally more aggressive than other dogs. I think they just get a bad wrap because they generally come from abusive homes with fucks that hit dogs and fight them or "make them mean".
Lementar Hisskuldart - Mon, 07 Sep 2015 03:38:02 EST 4PfpeD9Z No.32204 Reply
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No scientific evidence?
just count the cases of dogs attacking humans and the result is always:
Pitbulls are the most vicious and unpredictable low-intelligence biters!

these are ONLY the US-charts (without many incidents that aren't recorded!)
Oliver Bagglelet - Tue, 08 Sep 2015 13:00:15 EST KgCIiWJx No.32206 Reply

Only when owned by negros.
Cyril Bidgekudge - Tue, 08 Sep 2015 13:15:06 EST SsanW8K5 No.32207 Reply
0/10 would reply but not be trolled again.

Or you have the mind and life experiences of someone who only stays online and reads propaganda.
Cyril Bidgekudge - Tue, 08 Sep 2015 16:23:53 EST SsanW8K5 No.32209 Reply
also, "pit bull type"=/= pit bull.

It's like blaming a bunch of crimes committed by somoans on black people.

Yeah no-one's gonna look too much into the statistics, but it's still false.
Angus Dannerfield - Tue, 08 Sep 2015 20:29:07 EST rW7QOF7Q No.32210 Reply
Yeah except the statistics they are quoting are from a study done by the CDC looking into breed specific attack data. Don't know why so many people think just because their pitbull hasn't eaten any children's faces that the entire breed is as nice and docile as their grandma's pug, or even that their own dog won't snap and fuck somebody up for no reason. Pretty narrow minded to dismiss facts, statistics and the origin of the breeds being bred specifically for fighting and attacking. Not even guarding or working, fighting and attacking.
Whitey Nubblehedge - Tue, 08 Sep 2015 22:12:49 EST nz1Y9eGt No.32211 Reply
sick fuck, of course your dog is confused

I want to smash your face in
Betsy Funderway - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 07:56:34 EST vi0ciUiP No.32213 Reply
literally any breed has the potential to snap. They just need abuse and the wrong kind of breeding, like pit bulls have gotten in the 80s.

Even basset hounds are put down for biting people. Saying that this is only limited to pit bulls is silly.
Caroline Hegglestone - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 14:34:19 EST rW7QOF7Q No.32214 Reply
Where did anyone ever (literally ever in the history of the world) say that bites and attacks were "only limited to pit bulls"?
Ian Clackledale - Wed, 23 Sep 2015 22:22:52 EST GnOXPwkk No.32244 Reply
Pit bulls are one of several breeds that are large and bred to work. So they have a lot of power and mass. Pit bulls specifically are very committed and will give you everything they have. So if it gets directed in a dangerous way, either deliberately or otherwise, they can cause a lot of harm. But it's the lack of knowledge that surrounds dog ownership that causes this.

Do horse-lovers treat their horses like kids? No. So the way people project their personal desires and will onto a dog is pretty fucking pathetic as far as humanity goes. It's like owning an animal is a joke to so many people.
Priscilla Smallcocke - Thu, 24 Sep 2015 20:27:11 EST rW7QOF7Q No.32245 Reply
>bred to work
"Pit bulls" were originally bred specifically for attacking (baiting, primarily bulls, look it up) and fighting. It's pretty simple, if you don't want your dog to flip it's shit one day and kill a child, then get a dog with a medium sized dog from your local shelter and socialize it properly. If you have some sort of inferiority complex and absolutely must have an intimidating looking dog, then get an English Bulldog as they have specifically had aggression bred out during the 19th century.
Graham Fizzlelock - Sat, 26 Sep 2015 15:27:09 EST TJ7GTj2F No.32252 Reply
and people wonder why I advocate a psychological exam to be allowed to procreate
Esther Brimmerway - Mon, 28 Sep 2015 13:52:43 EST rW7QOF7Q No.32256 Reply
Did you click the wrong post or something? Read my posts in this thread.
Oliver Clayridge - Tue, 10 Nov 2015 07:52:30 EST WYARhEpe No.32353 Reply
>. sometimes he runs out of the room and attacks his sock spider furiously and then comes back to me

LOL, this makes me feel less alone. Exact same story here OP.

My brothers' does this too. It's like love and affection are inseparable from aggression and the need to attack, so he runs out and takes it out on a toy nearby until he's calmed down.

The fucker jabs his head around so much I learned to keep it away from my jaw cause there's a good chance he'll pull an upswing when my teeth are misaligned and cause a chipped tooth, it almost happened. There's some neurological misfiring in these dogs that got bread into them.

Mine responds to hushing sounds and slow, repetitive petting. But as far as fun, if you try to have fun with these dogs it's always on the bring of a shitfest of insanity and directionless animal rage
Roras Definnickel - Fri, 11 Dec 2015 18:49:47 EST dykyeSU6 No.32407 Reply
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Pitbulls have killed 42 americans in 2014 alone!

Pitbulls killed at least eight americans in the first 80 days of 2015 !

Would shoot every pitbull on sight if it dares to even growl at me.
Vicious and braindead animal!
Oesen Nadel - Wed, 20 Jan 2016 17:06:07 EST J8qWgRiI No.32512 Reply
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>Hurrdurr pitbulls are nice dogs...
>Hurrdurr pitbulls are'nt agressive guys!!
>hurrdurr pitbulls cant be illegal guys!! its sick to think like that
Emma Dandlestock - Wed, 20 Jan 2016 17:41:22 EST J8qWgRiI No.32513 Reply
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our human ancestors would be embarrassed by this video.
No teamwork. One man whipped a dog with something, but nobody was around to help him. Nobody decided to kick the dog square on his head? There should have been at least two or three people kicking and beating the shit out of the dog.
Reuben Panderridge - Fri, 22 Jan 2016 22:53:12 EST H7gWKZX4 No.32515 Reply
No dog wants to attack another dog or human. It's a dysfunctional behavior, no dog wants to be dysfunctional. Dogs want to belong. Pits are dangerous because they're strong and focused and when that becomes aggressive or aggressive due to insecurity they can lash out.

Any bad behavior in a dog is a consequence of a bad human conditioning. Blaming any dog, regardless of breed is a cop out and an irresponsible way to think about dogs.
Doris Soddleson - Mon, 25 Jan 2016 15:55:24 EST rW7QOF7Q No.32518 Reply
Go back to watching dog whisperer or something. There are many breeds that were bred specifically for aggression and pitbulls are one of them.
>It's a dysfunctional behavior
No, it's people taking an animal that only even exists because of it's aggression and trying to pretend it's a house pet or family member.
Huel Glass - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 05:45:58 EST BFXix77r No.32520 Reply
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holy fuck.
Land of the gun-nuts and nobody had a gun with them to shoot this deranged breed?
Sidney Hubberspear - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 08:52:34 EST PEmwGP4A No.32521 Reply
Any loyal dog would've done the same thing if they felt their owner was in danger

Still pitbulls are mean af and stronger than your average pleb dog
Jarvis Nallerfoot - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:34:15 EST wqgkxACQ No.32524 Reply
They were bred to be working dogs for many orders of magnitude longer than fighters. This is equivalent to saying the greeks are violent because they have spartan blood.

More pragmatically, these dogs do and will continue to exist, and it is the responsibility of their owners and breeders alone to be held responsible for their behavior.
Ebenezer Demmerworth - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 12:29:05 EST rW7QOF7Q No.32525 Reply
>They were bred to be working dogs for many orders of magnitude longer than fighters
That's a load of shit. They went from baiting/attacking/fighting straight to being pets. They are not working dogs and never have been. It's just like assholes that swear they need AK-47's and M4's for hunting and home defense. It's not what they were created for, normal people have zero need for them and it's usually ghetto scum and pussies with small dicks that get them because they are look tough and scary.

>Any loyal dog would've done the same thing if they felt their owner was in danger
She wasn't in any danger though. Some of the witnesses said there wasn't even an argument or even any words exchanged before the crazy bitch sicced her dogs on him. The victim has torn nerves in his arm and can no longer move his fingers. Guess what he did for a living prior to the attack and most likely will never do again. He was an artist that specialized in restoring old paintings.
Ghengis Dong - Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:52:41 EST ibhPUUcV No.32526 Reply
Considering less than 6.5% of pit-bulls are ever involved in an attack, despite the tendency of human trash to neglect them, as well as train them as guard/attack/fighting dogs, it's more a human problem than an inherent problem with the dogs themselves.

You seem to bear a lot of rage towards an animal which isn't capable of reason. That diminishes the wrongdoing of the people who are actually culpable.
Hamilton Nicklehood - Thu, 28 Jan 2016 15:36:10 EST rW7QOF7Q No.32527 Reply
>Considering less than 6.5% of pit-bulls are ever involved in an attack
Not sure where you got your number from, but that's not that impressive anyway. I would assume pugs, bulldogs, golden retrievers, collies etc. all have a dramatically lower percentage. And that still doesn't go against what I have been saying from the start: that pit bulls are statistically more likely to attack, and that it should be no surprise considering their origin. Not to mention the types of people that typically gravitate toward the breed.
>human trash
Yes, generally there's a good chance a person that wants a pit bull is a shitty person.
>You seem to bear a lot of rage
Nope. Disagreeing doesn't equate to rage.
>an animal which isn't capable of reason
Have you never actually met a dog or something?
Ghengis Dong - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:21:31 EST ibhPUUcV No.32529 Reply
>Nope. Disagreeing doesn't equate to rage
>Have you ever actually hurr durr
Whatever, friendo

What we colloquially refer to as pitbulls are usually mixed breed dogs so statistics are shaky. While it is accurate that pitbull terriers are involved in more attacks than other breeds, this is largely due to co-curring factors, breed is not a particularly significant factor, the overwhelming cause is shit-owners


Great Danes were involved in the vast majority of dog attacks during the seventies and Rotweilers after them. Believe it or not people like the dog breeds they have had good experiences with, so people adopt dogs with the potential to injure people in spite of it.

Ironically you propagating this idea of the breed as inherently vicious is what contributes to assholes buying a dog they think is "tough", which contributes to irresponsible ownership, which kills people.

Obviously they are somewhat dangerous. They're large dogs, with a history of being selected for hunting and guarding. Many dogs which are the same such as Great Danes, Dobermans, and German Shepherds don't suffer the same image problem as pitbulls, because shit-heads on one side mistreat them, and shit-heads like you build this myth around them.
Albert Backlefutch - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 19:17:24 EST SnZrgDwV No.32530 Reply
You make it sound like pitbulls were created in test tubes. Should we eradicate bulldogs too, since they are a precursor breed? You slander Cesar Millan when he actually takes in hundreds of dogs and goes to great lengths to generate a net gain on dog ownership in America. How many dogs have you rehabilitated? The only dog that didn't submit to him was a Lab and he adopted her(Holly) to society's benefit.

You lack pragmatism. There are issues with dogs but much like heroin use, banning them is not a solution and it's barbaric, also there will always be people that want to own these dogs regardless of your opinion. So your position causes more harm than good.

I don't care what the breed is, if the owner doesn't know how to handle a dog it will become a problem. This is a people problem not a dog problem. Anyway I won't reply to you anymore, I've made my points and I won't repeat myself.
Charlotte Basslesteck - Wed, 10 Feb 2016 13:05:42 EST CvDC4qzE No.32541 Reply
Doris is a stormfronter against pitbulls.

I've met plenty of pitbulls that were good, loving dogs and plenty that were raised by shitheads who only wanted them as status symbols.

They're physically resilient but emotionally very vulnerable. Dogs see dogs as different than people. There are plenty of dogs who hate other dogs and love people and vice versa.

German shepherds had the same stormfronters, so did Dobermans, so did rottweilers.

Aggression towards an owner is never acceptable in any dog breed, not even cane corsos which I would say are a million times more aggressive than a pit bull. They were bred to be territorial and aggressive.

>I understand the issue but I'm ignoring the human element in dog ownership!

Is basically what she/he/it is saying. This Doris fellow.

Kinda like idiots who think all snakes are out there to purposely bite their children.

People who don't understand animals tend to lack empathy and compassion, I've found. It's like a willful ignorance to feed their withering egos. It's like people want to own an animal but not understand it fully. It's silly.

And then there's the people who insist that they have full knowledge of everything when they haven't even owned a pit bull or even tried. Same with vegans and the reptile industry. Same with vegans and reality.

TL;DR doris is a raging faggot. literally
Henry Blackman - Thu, 11 Feb 2016 20:49:58 EST zuYN2qt4 No.32548 Reply
I think dogs are a good barometer of society. and they're pretty commonly fucked up in western countries, not surprisingly. I bet dogs would thrive more if we actually had communities.
Lillian Clayson - Mon, 15 Feb 2016 12:50:13 EST pAW2V2m7 No.32551 Reply
They're eaten by a lot of countries outside the west, and they've driven several species to extinction through interbreeding.
Phineas Nummertun - Sat, 03 Sep 2016 22:26:51 EST IEJxn2K8 No.33052 Reply
Listen, talk to me again and you're going to have an unpleasant encounter with a guy I like to call my knuckles.
Priscilla Chindersurk - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 05:56:22 EST V+NGJ1X3 No.33183 Reply
> Same with vegans and the reptile industry. Same with vegans and reality.

Care to explain? Just curious
Martin Boshdidging - Mon, 30 Jan 2017 02:39:23 EST Hm+czKtG No.33263 Reply

They weren't created in test tubes, they were created through centuries of selective breeding.
Augustus Turveybanks - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 17:10:40 EST 9m7T/LaH No.33335 Reply
Damn I forgot I posted that.

Just saying vegans tend to act all high and mighty and know-it-all ish when it comes to anything they're opposed to. Like they act like reptiles are completely 100% invasive and dangerous when they're not.

And they think that fruits and veggies are suitable to be an entire diet. Pretty much not the case, every vegan I know is skinny as fuck and has hair falling out. Nuts are expensive.

But you know, rampant sweeping generalizations and all.

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