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- Sat, 30 May 2015 01:58:07 EST JDIXoXKq No.31980
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Rhino versus Hippo. Who would come out on top and who is trampled underhoof?
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Rebecca Blatherstone - Sat, 30 May 2015 23:39:22 EST nz1Y9eGt No.31983 Reply
depends how threatened both animals were, but i think the hippo could fuck some shit up
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Walter Podgebed - Sun, 31 May 2015 04:45:43 EST qUJYdLhc No.31984 Reply
Depends on what terrain they were fighting on. Rhino would probably win in an urban environment, but if they were fighting an Olympic swimming pool filled with olive oil I could see the hippo edging it.
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Shit Bunstock - Sun, 31 May 2015 20:19:01 EST jQgM4u4H No.31986 Reply
>>31980
in a smallish barnyard I'm going with the hippo
if the rhino can charge up a charge then the rhino with the GORE!!!! GORE!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Polly Piffingstone - Mon, 22 Jun 2015 03:49:25 EST TNuaIORN No.32040 Reply
>>31980

Hippo:
males weigh 3,500 to 9,920 lbs

Rhino:
males weigh from 1,870 to 3,530 lbs

So like yeah, rhino might gore the hippo, but the hippo just is fucking massive... I'm not sure on this one.
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Hedda Fannerhood - Mon, 22 Jun 2015 04:01:01 EST 9iaZoiiO No.32041 Reply
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You're all doing this wrong. This isn't just Rhino vs Hippo. Not really. It's Rhinos vs Hippos.

Hippos:
Between 125,000 and 150,000 left in the wild.

Rhinos:
Fewer than 2,500 left in the wild.

You all know how this war would turn out. Some rhinos would gore a few hippos. But in the end, they would be trampled and snapped in half by the outrageous might of the hippos. There is no stopping them. They are responsible for nearly 3,000 human deaths every year, and we have the slight advantage of air superiority. Guns. Tanks. Organized militaries. What do the rhinos have going for them? A spikey bit at the end of their snout. Yeah, this one is going to the hippos. Long may the flabby rulers reign over the Earth.
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Ernest Hottingwill - Mon, 22 Jun 2015 09:16:00 EST cLyfD7q8 No.32042 Reply
>>32041

Man, I'm sorry, it will never not be fucked up that this is apparently an apex predator or some shit. It looks like a fucking land manatee. I think I might be racist against hippos because I literally just can't accept the notion that they're this competent at killing to outrank shit like crocodiles and lions.
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Wesley Bandlepare - Wed, 24 Jun 2015 02:00:06 EST JDIXoXKq No.32044 Reply
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A challenger appears.

>Male African elephants are the largest extant terrestrial animals and can reach a height of 4 m (13 ft) and weigh 7,000 kg (15,000 lb).
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Augustus Bubblebury - Fri, 26 Jun 2015 04:20:47 EST sa3jmr03 No.32046 Reply
They are both so large and in charge. So beautiful. Some day, when they have both gone extinct, children will think of them like dragons. Unreal, but amazing. The large mammals on this planet are something special to behold. All animals are, but the larger ones hold a special place in my pump organ.
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Oliver Bunway - Fri, 03 Jul 2015 13:23:11 EST vxPhNETM No.32062 Reply
>>32048
His multi chambered liquid distribution muscle. It's not rocket science.

So the Hippo beats the Rhino but the Elephant has the advantage unless water is involved. Hippos are aggressive as fuck though.
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John Niggerridge - Thu, 23 Jul 2015 22:14:35 EST nS4wNzGy No.32080 Reply
>>32042

How do you not look at that mouth the size of your torso with teeth the length of your forearm and not understand how it kills the hell out of everything that fucks with it? Not to mention it weighs as much as your car.

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