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- Tue, 20 Sep 2016 01:07:41 EST xEuxKDy5 No.33104
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>Live in Alaska
>Never seen any deer in the wild
>Traveling through Canada and see a family of them cross the road
>Blown away by how majestic they are

I know you lower 48ers are thinking like "oh, big deal".

But I don't see how people can hunt these things. You'd have to have no soul.
Charles Gungerlone - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 03:14:43 EST 6wNA99HP No.33105 Reply
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I once saw a decapitated deer on a street in hickville swamps, VA (hometown visiting).

Then I saw a bunch of deer, IN DAYLIGHT eating on the side of the highway.

Occasonally, you can see them in Hollywood. I wouldn't shoot them because I like fish but yeah, damn, other than eating people's weed and crops, deers are alright.
Nell Pozzlesot - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 06:42:57 EST oKkQOec3 No.33106 Reply
Oh I can imagine how people hunt deer. Why people hunt deer. Because deers have evolved to be hunted. If no animal hunts deer, they just start starving.

You can go visit natural reserves here in the Netherlands, during winter. Watching deer die of hunger because they have no natural predators here in the Netherlands. The strong deer eat all the plants during winter, and the weak deer are just pushed out of the herd to die of hunger.

They should introduce some wolves in natural reserves or some shit.
Cyril Forringham - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 11:37:57 EST pwSz+Y8O No.33107 Reply
Aww, well I guess hunting them doesn't seem so bad now. I'd much rather have a bullet than to slowly starve.

Guess that's the balance of nature for you, shit's rough.
Shitting Sellerhood - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 11:55:44 EST vndkufVj No.33109 Reply
They're everywhere where I live, and they're a nuisance to farms. The amount of deer that is allowed to hunt is population control, and it's as good for the herd as it is for the people.
In my mind, you're just a giant pussy if you can't kill something majestic and eat it.
Barnaby Fezzlebury - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 21:34:42 EST 96sO5Iat No.33110 Reply
>In my mind, you're just a giant pussy if you can't kill something majestic and eat it.

Echoing your Daddy there, tough guy?

It's not hard to kill shit. Lack of empathy isn't a strength no matter how much youre conditioned to beileve so.
Fuck Dimmerditch - Wed, 21 Sep 2016 13:11:30 EST dy+shyNX No.33112 Reply
People like hunting them because they are tasty motherfuckers, what else is there to understand?
Priscilla Nickleford - Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:40:02 EST vndkufVj No.33113 Reply
My dad never hunted.
I went hunting with a friend for the first time in my teens, and it was great to get in touch with nature and the primal nature of man.
Becoming civilized will never negate our primal nature.
Plus, venison is fucking delicious.
Clara Wipperwater - Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:56:05 EST FL092vX1 No.33116 Reply
Nah, bro. I wanna seperate myself from nature and have my seed evolve into an aliens. Embracing my inner primate is the wrong path.

My kids gonna be in UFOs n shit when our bodies need to adapt and youll be struggling because you'll need animal protein.

Don't even question this.
Lydia Fuckingstone - Thu, 22 Sep 2016 07:49:14 EST oKkQOec3 No.33118 Reply
It's actually really sad when you think about it. That we humans have to cull deer, because we killed off all the bears and wolves. And lions. Did you guys knew lions used to live all the way up to South-Europe? The Romans made the European, North-African and Middle-Eastern lions extinct.
Oliver Nottingwudge - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 22:46:58 EST yFEasehP No.33127 Reply
deer are like rats around here... if 80% of the meat wouldn't end up wasted, i'd go shoot one. if that makes me soulless, so be it, op.
Fucking Bivingheck - Mon, 03 Oct 2016 03:04:36 EST Kfy1dJgj No.33146 Reply
I live in Virginia, op, and deer are a fucking menace. We killed off all the wildcats and wolves in colonial times so there's not much that controls the population except based coyotes moving from the west and cougars seem to be coming back . They strip woods bare so none of them have enough to eat, they're all bones and mange and chronic wasting disease.

You get to see moose, though I've heard moose are pretty dangerous.
Nigel Worthingwill - Wed, 05 Oct 2016 19:42:12 EST f7DyA2Tq No.33151 Reply
How the fuck do you live in Alaska and not see any deer in the wild? Have you just not ever left Anchorage or something?
Nathaniel Charrypin - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 13:23:40 EST HD20WcmA No.33174 Reply
there are no deer in alaska. we only have caribou and moose.
Ayy - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 02:23:57 EST xH5UHasq No.33508 Reply
Deer meat is the BEST besides Pork
but I getchu
they are pretty cute
They'll fuck your car UP though
William Tootbury - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 01:28:42 EST l9iwKOxU No.33518 Reply
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>live in suburban s FL
>never see deer

>go to rural WA
>deer are nearly domesticated by the people I live with, pet them and feed them (pic related)
>at night, their eyes glow HORRIBLY when you shine your headlamp on them, spooky like the Beast in Over the Garden Wall
>see a male with antlers at night in this manner

surely this is why they were so respected and revered by the pagans, like forest spirits

as for hunting...well...I believe it's sort of moot in that I think it would be ideal to not have the habitat destruction and domesticated livestock. but still, I see them bounding, and I think, they are in a similar niche to the gazelle. it's not unnatural per se to have an apex predator that keeps them in check. but it's all about a certain sportingness and having to prove oneself physically superior to the deer.
Fucking Follyham - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 02:11:26 EST Ddy4nP8+ No.33519 Reply
in the same way that beavers and guinea pigs are types of rats
Barnaby Bicklefick - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 18:35:12 EST 5mA7Ug+C No.33520 Reply
They are everywhere where I live, fucking stupid animals. Constantly jumping in front of cars, or standing in the middle of the road when there are cars zooming all around them.

They are cute animals, and in some aspects I really like them, but majestic is a poor word to describe them.
Sidney Blopperwill - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 16:16:19 EST kLx36Jq2 No.33521 Reply
>having to prove oneself physically superior to the deer.
I don't know, that's pretty weird and idealistic. Humans were grouping up on animals and using tools long before ranged weapons. I'm sure there are some cultures where that happens as a rite of passage but I doubt that's every hunt.
Charlotte Mopperford - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 01:00:51 EST Wuor4mf5 No.33526 Reply
live around deer and you see the problem. there's too fucking many of them they're unrestricted so they're everywhere and often in the worst places imagineable, they're extremely stupid and will stand motionless no matter how loud you beep the horn or rev the engine or flash the lights. they'll fuck up your gardens and if you spook 'em while they're in your yard they'll run into goddamn everything.
and then there's shit and rabies and bucks in the spring that suddenly have to act macho and tough in a world that vehicles and sweet old ladies walking in the park exist.
oh and the rabies the goddamn rabies it's hilarious watching deer act drunk and stupid and desperate and scared as they slowly dehydrate to death and makes for a good youtube video but look at all the goddamn rabies and lyme disease that they just casually spread around.

i mean they're adorable and majestic sure no question. they're absolutely retarded and a plague when their population gets outta hand though.
Clara Benningridge - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 08:14:10 EST /kEHtsZS No.33527 Reply
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Show me a cuter deer than this one if you can.
Ebenezer Brigglebutch - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 11:34:42 EST O6LmAvTd No.33528 Reply
Kill on sight. Them and rats spread tick borne illnesses. Nasty fuckers tbh.
Oliver Blythebanks - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 03:02:01 EST xqi2ykdO No.33536 Reply
>I know you lower 48ers are thinking like "oh, big deal".

Dear are neat. They're also made of meat; delicious meat.
Polly Fundergold - Tue, 24 Oct 2017 20:12:31 EST 5ye8wov5 No.33550 Reply
These are related to elephants and sea cows. Elephants used to be semi-aquatic like humans (which is why we lack as much hair as other apes). Sea cows are still aquatic. Out of the paenungulata clade, they're the only ones that didn't go underwater.
Martha Fadgedale - Wed, 25 Oct 2017 18:13:29 EST jC2MG5dO No.33555 Reply
Try having one run in front ur car
Reuben Durringman - Thu, 26 Oct 2017 23:18:07 EST ABt2UMhy No.33560 Reply
They taste good.
Sidney Pockfield - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 12:36:51 EST JPb//Vzp No.33569 Reply
Fuck deer they always eat my garden unless I spray them with foul smelling shit.
Jenny Soddleket - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 17:56:31 EST 8oI1D/rM No.33573 Reply
Deer = cute meat and idgaf if it's cute. If there was an animal that looked like a bush baby and when you shoot it in the face fried chicken pops out of its ass I'd take the shot every time.
Hedda Crupperwill - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 05:03:38 EST CK7rNhHx No.33575 Reply
Build a fence. Tall one, or they'll jump it. You can get a dog or two, and that'll help, but they can't patrol all the time and deer are sneaky.
Angus Turveystock - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 14:40:39 EST PGuPPIpT No.33630 Reply
Are there really coyotes in VA now? I haven't seen any.
Jarvis Bleffingdutch - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 15:53:28 EST zntnopbZ No.33631 Reply
They over populate quick and become a pain on the ass to handle. Also, they make great jerky.
Nigel Lightdock - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 18:00:54 EST rvdTwBAl No.33632 Reply
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I don't think you should decide if you can kill something if you've never tasted it. Deer provide venison, rabbits provide good meat, hell I don't understand why the bible thinks fish isn't meat, short of some necessary scarcity diet back then that is no longer relevant.
Alice Brablingpirk - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 04:27:37 EST T3WUfvXM No.33672 Reply
the bible rules are different.
Deer has cloven hoof and chews it's cud, so that's okay like cows, sheep, goat.
Fish have to have both scales and gills to be good to eat.
And of course "dont boil the calf in its mothers milk"
Jack Nickleworth - Mon, 05 Mar 2018 20:40:34 EST YV3hhgYz No.33726 Reply
I'm from the lower 48 and I've seen deer countless times.
I may hunt some day, and if I do I'll be sure to take a clean, fatal shot so the animal doesn't suffer.
Cyril Grimstock - Fri, 07 Sep 2018 05:03:44 EST KiXqLKoG No.33893 Reply
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Cyril Grimstock - Fri, 07 Sep 2018 05:09:16 EST KiXqLKoG No.33894 Reply
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Rebecca Sazzlelore - Sun, 21 Apr 2019 15:25:26 EST rvdTwBAl No.33987 Reply
Don't shame hunters, are you going to shame fishermen too? How about the Alaskan crab fishers? The Japanese fishing vessels?

It's a slippery slope and there's many hungry mouths.
Thomas Lightdale - Thu, 25 Apr 2019 23:54:50 EST +Yyh7z1H No.33990 Reply
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nobody wants to see your edgy tuff-guy gore-pics
especially not on /ani/-Animal Discussion
also we all know hunters want to FUCK deer in their sexy DEER PUSSIES

WAfag here, see these magnificent motherfuckers all the time but it never loses its chrarm

a few months ago I was taking the garbage to the curb, walking backwards, go past a fence then turn around and BAM there's this hugeass buck like 5-10 feet away.
I was a little nervous cuz he could prob wreck my shit if he wanted, but he was also calm and majestic AF. I stopped and tried making smalltalk with him for a bit but he was probably stoned on deer-weed or had Asbuckers Syndoe, refused to talk and basically just ignored me. after a minute or he casually started to mosey on foreward, I said good-night but he stayed quiet, which I think was a little rude, but maybe he was having a bad trip, had social problems, or something.
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Thomas Lightdale - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 00:01:18 EST +Yyh7z1H No.33991 Reply
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thread needs more qt deer doing qt deer things
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Thomas Lightdale - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 00:02:23 EST +Yyh7z1H No.33992 Reply
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Thomas Lightdale - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 00:06:22 EST +Yyh7z1H No.33993 Reply
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>hey can you get the light for me?
>thanks deer
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Thomas Lightdale - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 00:10:42 EST +Yyh7z1H No.33995 Reply
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>oh man, i am so fuckin bucked on grass right now i cant even
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Fanny Dartwell - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 00:19:46 EST eB166MT1 No.33997 Reply
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I'm with you, OP. Just look at this little tyke. ADORABLE.
Hunting for "sport" is despicable and unimpressive. REALLY unimpressive. Wow, you managed to sneak up on an animal that posed no threat to you and contracted a single finger? Gee whilikers that's a FEAT! Fuck hunters. Fuck them. FUCK HUNTERS. Having to hunt is a situation I acknowledge exists, and I can forgive. Hunting for alleged "fun" is fucking pathetic.
Charles Blackshit - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 19:19:34 EST 9wP3z41G No.33998 Reply
We should be hunting deer for food instead of farming cows. It would be a hell of a lot more humane and also help global warming and conserve fresh water reserves.
Augustus Turveyson - Fri, 03 May 2019 20:36:05 EST Fr+hoN+X No.34004 Reply
deer are cute and delicious
Thomas Crirryhan - Sat, 22 Jun 2019 12:43:10 EST j+WcIJ2U No.34030 Reply
you’re right we should just let deer starve to death after exhausting their food supply.

also I agree there’s no skill in hunting an animal that can hear literally every goddamned thing in the forest. Shot placement is ez pz.

yer a fag
Charlotte Buzzson - Thu, 27 Jun 2019 02:01:58 EST 79XBFEYe No.34032 Reply
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They're incredibly stupid and delicious. Moose fit the word "majestic" a lot better, although they're still not that bright.

They're straight-up fucking megafauna and move with the kind of quiet intensity you'd expect from a carnivorous predator like a wolf or a tiger.
Edward Dedgestock - Thu, 04 Jul 2019 01:52:56 EST pb6PmGHZ No.34041 Reply
we breed them

in roughly forested deer brothels
Hedda Ficklekire - Fri, 05 Jul 2019 12:57:21 EST dKkyN425 No.34042 Reply
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Deer are beautiful animals but not majestic.

>pic relates to a Moose
Molly Bonkinbudge - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 04:37:40 EST eB166MT1 No.34044 Reply
>>34032 >>34042
Fuck you both. Deer are goddamn majestic. They're harmless. They're innocent.
Priscilla Mobblegold - Fri, 12 Jul 2019 19:01:52 EST dKkyN425 No.34050 Reply
The last time I saw a deer she was about 10 feet away from me chewing on part of a wooden sculpture, I was not expecting to find a deer in this particular location a wedge shaped nature reserve that runs from almost the city centre all the way out of town but only in a slice about 1-2 miles wide, at this point we were maybe 100 metres maybe less from the main buildings for the nearby university and almost walked into her before I saw her, I was listening to music. It was not a subtle approach. She fled into the bush about 20 feet where I could still clearly see the dumb bint. After another 20 seconds she realised I could still see her and despite my complete lack of movement she fled further this time out of sight.

She was a beautiful animal but fucking hell she was stupid. You'd think a prey animal would be good at this shit.

Harmless and innocent is not majestic. Majestic requires majesty, ownership of the scene, poise, grace, she had a bit of the last one I'll give her that. Given the state of deer ticks she's really only marginally harmless as well.
Reuben Crobblepidge - Sat, 13 Jul 2019 15:46:10 EST dMboc3Tn No.34051 Reply
Deer are cool and all but like others said they are a pest in the lower 48. They always pick the worst possible time to cross the road

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