/art/ Art & Oekaki
hai guise, i'm opening up a business and i'm in need of a logo. anyone care to lend a hand? the name of the company is doc's botanical solutions, any help is appreciated <3
>>51661What's a company?
>>51661OP, we arent your patsy's. Go pay a designer to do this for you, its the right thing to do.
yeah bud i don't do vector graphics but i can half ass a great logo for your stupid ass if you send me 20 bucks on paypal
>>51664No op, i can do a better job than this guy and ill do it for $15.
>>51665Don't listen to ^this guy, I WILL do a better job than this guy for $10 and I will make a logo so striking and memorable that your company will be a fast success and you'll make a cool hundred mil, and all I ask is a ten percent return from the profits.
>>51666Dont you dare listen to B-A-R-T! Ill do it for $7.50! and ill make it really pretty and cute, ill have like a really cute picture of a doctor bending down to pick up a plant and the plant is an illuminati triangle, where like the plant flower is like the eye in the triangle, everyone knows good logos use triangles.
>>51667^Really? That's the best you can come up with?Tell you what OP, I'll design your logo for free, and I'll make it a plant inside a robot doctor with a rain cloud for a brain watering the plant, and I'll but an inverted triangle with a flower in it in the stalk of the plant to boot, as long as I get 10 percent of the profits. I'll even kill my competitors here in a gas chamber at no cost.
>>51668You see what you get for free OP?That isnt a logo, a logo is something simple, its not over complicated and have too much detail, it has just enough to say what your company is about, this is why you should pay me $15 to my paypal and not pay anyone else anything, because i got this dawg.
>>51669Screw you, stop trying to piss on my logo idea, you've never seen it! It is as simple and to the point as it gets. You are a fool!
>>51670I have seen it! i see it in my minds eye when you explained it! you shat on mine without seeing it mr Bart.My logo idea is definetly > than your logo idea because im offering to do it for $15 and you're offering to do it for free and you know, you get what you pay for!
Rectangle with an X inside. It's a pyramid but you can't see it since it's viewed from above.
>>51671Ah, but I'm demanding a ten percent return of the profits, because that's just much faith I have in my logo. I know it will help the company make millions, so much so that I feel confident enough to demand a huge percentage of the profits
>>51672^Get a load of this guy.I could make a logo twice as good. A square with an C inside would be much better, and Ill put multiple smaller squares going down into the centre/up to the point to make it look waaay cooler than this guy's half-assed design. Seriously OP, ignore these fools, I'll do your logo for you. You won't regret it.
>>51674NO OP STOP LISTENING TO BART AND THIS OTHER SIMON DOBBLEMAN GUYSeriously, i got you bro and ill only ask for 9% instead of bart's exhorbitant 10%.I have this idea of doing the word "Doc's Botanitcal Solutions" but each letter is written up with the letter which is written with that letter, so basicaly you form the letter d not by doing straiht lines but by doing the letter d. ya dig?So, like then, behind the name of your company will be two plants one on left and one on the right and what they do is they like slither through the name and spiral against each other when they reach each other.See 9% stake and its very simple aesthetic which is easy and recognisible and your employees could wear it on your uniform and it'll look good on lunch boxes and hates and all the other merch you wanna run, it'd be perfect on a letter head AND be perfect on your product.So like, what do you say? 9% to my pay pal?
>>51675You worthless, tiny-eared fool.OP I'll tell you what. I'll take only ONE percent of the profits. That how much faith I have that your business, with the help of my logo, will make not just millions, but BILLIONS. I will be a rich man on a mere 1 percent of the profits, no wait...0.5 percent. I'll even put the lettering in, the Doc in on the robot, fitting in from one side to the other with the o with a flower in it within the inverted triangle in the middle of the bot. The bot will look simple, but like a medical bot, it'll have one of those sattelite dish things on a headband like doctors sometimes have, the most basic robot design with the raincloud in the head watering the plant within, symbolising inner health and strength your solutions will provide, with many swirling branches reaching out, just like Doc's Botanical solutions will reach out to millions of people for all their herbal remedy needs. And all I'm asking is ZERO - POINT - FIVE - PERCENT of the total profits.Wait...O.3. I'm feeling lucky.So don't listen to these other schmoes. My logo will make your brand instantly recognisable, a household name.
>>51676OP maybe you should go with bart, i mean, he really wants this contract, he really wants to do this work for you and heck, who knows if your company will even go anywhere anyway? hes expecting millions like hes that guy who spray painted the facebook office, when in reality he'll probably get like $10.Ive given you two pretty cool ideas which i think are well worth the investment and contract from you. If you choose not to choose me, then you've chosen wrong, you've chosen so wrong that there will be riots in the streets of berkley, jungles of refugees in france, wars in the middle east and kangaroos in australia.So i ask you this, will you choose wrong? or will you choose right?
>>51677Please kindly stick your ass in your ear. OP, my logo WILL make your company a huge success. I know what I'm talking about. I designed the Apple logo.I understand how to sell with an image. So give me the contract. You won't regret it. I understand how to create symbols that speak to the unconscious mind. You'll be settling bottles of fermented bean juice by the thousands within a week. Then after a month you'll be laughing all the way to the bank. You know the right choice, Emma Himmlehall will only ruin you with a sloppy, unmemorable, flat, generic logo that will turn your botanical solutions into fertiliser abortions.
>>51678See what you did Bartholomew? you scared away my ticket to a cool $15. thanks a bunch...
>>51680We both know I'm the one that's gonna get that big promotion, so...piss off..
>>51681nuh uh! i had dibs before you anyway.
>>51685Let's face it, you just don't have the lobes rat-boy.
>>51689rat-boy... coming from you?! pish posh. you're the kind of person who pitches an artwork to a logo design fight.you aint got the chops bart, you dont got them at all, so stick to your pork pies and whiskey and let the grown ups do the job yeah?
>>51690How dare you! I feel I'm very important and special and magic powers will cease you!!!
>>51694>I feelI agree with your feelings, i think people will remember you throughout the ages. you're going to be as famous as Juan Gris
>>51661Youll make it big with this one
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