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top 5 stoners

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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 14:17:41 EST cj0XroRI No.4922676
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1-- shaggy
2-- carl sagan
3--
4--
5--
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Sunny Day

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- Mon, 11 Nov 2019 08:03:57 EST fN0gEoxS No.4922240
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How do you like your sun?
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Thomas Gold - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 09:35:45 EST Ng2tXNuc No.4922632 Reply
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>>4922397
>what if every star was a god?

No, no way this could be true, it's clearly impossible...
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Garfield - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 10:41:36 EST 72T9bKyW No.4922641 Reply
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I'd like to send it back please. I actually ordered the puttanesca

plus it's overdone
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Lady Graham - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 14:26:28 EST +s1jREfL No.4922684 Reply
Do you guys think there's a parallel universe where energy and matter switch properties, where black holes are suns and beings are made smokeless fire?

I wanna suck the egg cock

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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 10:43:14 EST wpnTiuXx No.4922642
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I wanna
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Lady Graham - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 14:14:50 EST +s1jREfL No.4922675 Reply
>>4922642
I want to see a room full of Slavic men in judo gear and military uniforms clapping for a guy crab walking as fast as he can under a clothes line with eggs suspended from smashing as many eggs as he can against his abdomen with his boner while a representative from the official world records stands by and congratulates one of the generals when he does it.

itt i type like a dumb slut

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- Mon, 11 Nov 2019 23:46:28 EST U4jFhYzV No.4922467
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say things to me and i will respond as if im a mindbroken boislut
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Archie Claywill - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 14:23:03 EST jf+M45j5 No.4922678 Reply
>>4922655

>hey do you think that HIV hasn't been cured yet because medical science is complicated and difficult and takes decades to do?

>no its clearly just a conspiracy against black people and the poor

k den

SPOOPY WEBM'WEEN THREAD

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- Tue, 29 Oct 2019 13:35:25 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4918098
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>post creapy webms for webm'ween this week!

>the scariest train tunnel ever, read the captions in the video
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K. K. Slider - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 12:41:59 EST 9BM/9OmI No.4922664 Reply
>>4922662
Yes, more guns. Guns fix all things. My parents were arguing, so my mom pulled her gun on him, so he pulled his gun on her and I pulled my guns on them and my guns pulled their guns and we all had a good laugh. God bless America!
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Princess Farah - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 13:29:56 EST xPDBDOId No.4922674 Reply
>>4922662
I legit thought this was the start of a porn, and she was gonna pan over to two dudes with dicks out

I want to die in a sinking cruise ship

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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 10:55:29 EST Q7BIhcHo No.4922644
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In what painful way do you wanna die
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Rafael Cavalcante - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 11:57:04 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4922652 Reply
Nuclear apocalypse. Or old age, either one
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Thomas Gold - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 12:22:13 EST Ng2tXNuc No.4922656 Reply
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After I have survived into the Superhero age through use of longevity tech, I will embark with other heroes to fight cosmic forces of evil. I will probably die a couple times in violent ways, but luckily my consciousness will be resurrected, at the very least digitally, if not with some magitech to bring my soul back into my new body. Ah, such is life...

fear of giant red led clocks

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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 00:17:26 EST Nz5iw5Q/ No.4922503
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i'm being serious, but these things seriously creep me out, to the point I can't even look at this picture without feeling very uncomfortable. Even as a kid I felt like this, in the dark i would imagine it and sort of see this kind of image in my minds eye very intensely and get this feeling of dread

anyone else get this? i'm sure there are dozens of us
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Daivari - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 00:59:56 EST 7JXWX72I No.4922524 Reply
>>4922521
actually for me its more about the savage lands you can bring whatever technology as long as you're using it for primitive utopianistic hunter gathering that's they're into around there also hermitting
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Expert Charles - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 11:17:42 EST hlpEV+lE No.4922647 Reply
>>4922503
It's red because that's the most mellow for your eyes at night. It does seem slightly menacing, though.

Unrelated, is there anyone in this thread who can't read an analog clock? I've heard that such people exist these days

Future Shit

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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 01:51:59 EST b4zFX3j9 No.4922540
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Do you ever wonder about the present will be viewed in the distant future?

>Will people live in square houses in 1000 years or will they be linked pods? How will housing be handled in the future?
>Will there be Megacities like from Judge Dredd or will the largest cities just get larger? How large will they get? Cities used to be "large" but most people got around on foot or on horseback and now there are cities that can take an hour to cross in a car so how large can a city grow before its called something else?
>How will traffic be handled in 200 years? Considering that its a relatively recent problem, how will the last 100 years of info on cars, roads, and traffic patterns influence the next 100?
>Will people drive cars anymore? Will the combustion engine be made obsolete and the next "transportation revolution" begin after that, making combustion engine cars look like trains did when Ayn Rand wrote 400 pages about how cool it was?
>Will people watch shit on screens anymore or will holograms be the new screens and the only screens that'll be used en masse will be in some sort of AR glasses?
>Will all of the sci-fi produced in the last 100 years sound like all the sci-fi from the 1800s?
>What'll be made outdated and its influence over culture be made into a footnote in an introduction paragraph? Will racism, sexism, or poverty be eliminated and be seen as something barbaric by our distant relatives the way that slavery is seen today?
>Are we even going to be on Earth anymore in the next 200 years? What will Earth look like by then?
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Princess Farah - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 08:15:13 EST xPDBDOId No.4922607 Reply
>>4922544
>This didn't emerge from the size of cities but the lobby associated with cars
Case-in-point: Boston.
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Phoenix Wright - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 09:14:09 EST vDf+CLGz No.4922626 Reply
>>4922623
>no rules
that means pedophilia and child pornography is allowed

>deep talks here
that means talking about how sex with children should be accepted and conversations about how to rape people without getting in trouble

The last digit of your post is the year you're gonna tell us about.

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- Mon, 11 Nov 2019 23:14:19 EST U4jFhYzV No.4922452
File: 1573532059567.jpg -(115163B / 112.46KB, 591x887) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The last digit of your post is the year you're gonna tell us about.
For each decade, you get another choice. So if you lived through 91 and 2001, you get two options. Just tell us what was going on in your life during that time. I'll go first!
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Admiral Owen Paris - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 10:13:39 EST TIb/8S3b No.4922638 Reply
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>>4922636
2006 I was the only little tran in my high school of 3500 people and getting bullied pretty bad for being open about it. I was also working in technical theater and enjoying it.
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James Funnerwater - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 10:18:43 EST fgJvUNbg No.4922639 Reply
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>>4922637
I'm gonna go with 2007 here since I don't remember much from 1997 besides playing the gameboy and dodging bullies at school. 2007 I did a lot of ecstasy at parties with friends, also LSD, shrooms, and one time in the summer I had a really really awesomecool ayahuasca trip. I tripped so hard it was off the charts, like it shouldn't even be possible for mortal men to trip as hard as I did. Everything was like liquid, like walls would wave around like water on the coast. And you know how you have like double vision on alcohol, well I had 100 vision or something, like if I moved my hand in front of my face I'd see a million hands catching up to the first original hand. I saw fractal clouds, like when you looked deeper it was just copies of the whole cloud and this was as far as I could see. Truly a trip for the ages. I should get a trophy for that trip

Most wanted

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- Sun, 10 Nov 2019 05:57:40 EST 0tNGM0ZU No.4921897
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Does anyone have any experience with fugitives, like coming across one and tipping off the authorities? Or were you ever held up in a heist? Who is most wanted your area?

I smoked a joint and then proceeded to spend the past hour browsing through this site. https://eumostwanted.eu/

Look at these people. Genuine murderers, robbers, sex traffickers, frauds, hackers. It's funny how these people are the same as us. When they were kids they liked juvenile shit like cartoons and happy bright coloured toys. They went through the awkwardness of puberty. Some may have had normal, nice upbringings, others surely had troubled, traumatic ones. Or something in between Yet here they are. On the run, living a life of secrecy, paranoia and crime. This chick in the pic is some Croatian girl who's wanted for selling drugs and possession of ammunition. Who is she? Is she friendly? Is she an ok person at heart? What is she doing right now? Sniffing coke somewhere with an uzi by her side? Or something mundane like folding her clothes and thinking about what to eat for lunch? Has she ever shot someone?

Anyone there's this one guy up there who's apparently fled to my country and there's a €100,000 reward for information on him so I'ma keep my eyes peeled.
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Nicholas Humblelag - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 05:10:31 EST 0tNGM0ZU No.4922571 Reply
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James Kelly, aged 57, from Ireland, is wanted by the UK’s National Crime Agency on suspicion of Conspiracy to Kidnap and two offences of Conspiracy to Import Class A Drugs. On 20 October 2013, an associate of Kelly’s took a lorry on the overnight ferry to the Netherlands. A few days later on 23 October he came back to the UK, and was stopped by customs officials at Immingham docks. In a holdall wedged between the top of the vehicle bulkhead and pallets, 24 kilos of cocaine and two kilos of heroin, with a street value of approximately £3 million, were found. The driver was detained and then released. Three days later he was abducted, repeatedly assaulted, moved to various different locations and tortured before being released on 1 November. The torture included having his ear cut off, repeated beatings with knuckle dusters, an iron bar and a sledgehammer, having boiling water poured over him, his legs burnt with a blow torch, and being threatened with a knife and a gun.

Jesus Christ. Don't fuck with Irish gangsters. Or well, gangsters from anywhere. Drugs are bad kids m'kay

busy period in job

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- Mon, 11 Nov 2019 23:56:33 EST OVNSXpP9 No.4922480
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any of you got jobs that are more busy between november and may
and less busy between may and november

or, vice versa
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Kotan Pa'Dar - Mon, 11 Nov 2019 23:58:40 EST U4jFhYzV No.4922481 Reply
i signed up to do the 2020 census so hopefully

Does anyone have any thoughts or feelings?

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- Fri, 08 Nov 2019 07:41:02 EST ksdn20D5 No.4921301
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I'm sure we all do. Are there any you want to express? I don't really.
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Take something from 420chan and bring it back

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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 08:02:23 EST vDf+CLGz No.4922603
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Have this.
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Phoenix Wright - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 09:15:10 EST vDf+CLGz No.4922628 Reply
>>4922625
i like rules. i think some rules exist to protect us against monsters in society. fuck you

black pussy

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- Mon, 29 Jul 2019 19:11:05 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4883666
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have you ever fucked black girls? I got black pussy today for the first time (if you don't count one time with a prostitute years ago). Damn that ass and big tits. Where I live there are fery few black peole and even fewer black women.

She was very busty and had a huge ass but very tight pussy.

inb4 normie shit, I haven't had sex before this in 3 years. She didn't speak my language fluently but it was still really good and understandable.
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Phyllis Greenfoot - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 06:47:29 EST ROpq0DAd No.4922587 Reply
>>4922581
Hold on.

Your whole justification for being a subborn contrarian was that you didn't want to lower yourself to "people that watch prime time tv", that doing so individuates you and allows you to "cater to the inner-mythos" that you don't want tainted by the mainstream normies.

But your justification for this is the idea that every single person, even the lowest-common denominator and thus the "people that watch prime time tv", are heroes just by doing mundane normie shit, with the example of a NEET making a change to his life by going outside and thus potentially exposing himself to the mainstream prime time normies that he was previously sheltering his consciousness from.

Those two ideas do not seem to comport with one another. Based on your interpretation of the heroic monomyth wrt the NEET as your example, you going on your "journey" would involve things like experiencing new things that differ from the previous trajectory of your life.

tl;dr the philosphy you just described is the opposite of being a stubborn contrarian who disdains normal people for being too mainstream
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Thomas Gold - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 07:19:00 EST Ng2tXNuc No.4922591 Reply
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>>4922587
Just because everyone is a hero on a journey, does not mean we have to directly interact. I can choose which thoughts and the mindset I want to have, I'm assuming the wire is some kind of crime drama, I don't have interest in these types of stories, thus I don't need to watch them, I have other stuff to fill my inner-mythos with.

I think again, you are taking me too seriously, I don't actually think "the rabble" or the group consensus is some kind of dullard generalist decision, all art has meaning and purpose, from the laziest porn ad to a cinematic masterpiece. I simply was making a joke about there even being a "rabble" to begin with, which I dont honestly believe there is if I get to the facts. Look up the word "sonder". It's fun to pretend though, that "everyone else is stupid and dumb lol", idk, tons of humans do it so they must be getting a kick out of it somehow! It's part of the game, sometimes you want to play sometimes you don't.

So yeah, I don't have to go out and interact with some guy who makes meth, steals, cheats on his gf, and generally doesn't like his life, we are both on our own journey, if we were to interact for a long time our lifestyles and mindsets would simply clash unless some extra charisma was used, and since I have no desire to turn a man from his path (unless I guess if he asks me for help with something), then why waste my time. Like you, he would probably just assume I was a pretentious asshole who thought he was better than everybody....

So, slayer dudenheim, don't take internet comments so seriously. Esp. on the word salad bowl that is 420chan.
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Phoenix Wright - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 07:56:24 EST vDf+CLGz No.4922599 Reply
when i take amphetamines i find that i can type a lot of words
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