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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Those buttons I teased a while back

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 14:51:57 EST yB0tQVvl No.4907055
File: 1568919117303.png -(557501B / 544.43KB, 739x642) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Those buttons I teased a while back
They are now up for grabs, figured I might as well get them out there instead of sitting on my desk forever, right?

Get them via supporting us on Patreon: https://patreon.com/420chan

As many of you know, its been a tough year for me, and there's a lot going on. A LOT. I'm still recovering from Lyme disease, and the most recent garbage in my life is somehow worse, a few days ago my dad emailed me about his diagnosis of terminal liver cancer. Oof. On the other end of things I've been interviewing with a company for 5 months now, I just had a fifth stage interview two days ago, and now I'm waiting on scheduling for the 6th. It's maddening. Software is hell. I just want to pay my rent and bills. I love you all.

Like in the past, if you wish to toss us some support outside of Patreon, you can email me at kirtaner@420chan.org and I can provide PayPal details or Interac eTransfer details for fellow Canadians. I'm so exhausted.

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Evan Dunham - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 08:03:55 EST 0ghDe6nw No.4908209 Reply
Sorry to hear about your dad, dude.
Hope you, him and your family can handle it well.
Bestest wishes.

Welfare

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- Thu, 19 Sep 2019 18:55:13 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4907154
File: 1568933713793.jpg -(113425B / 110.77KB, 657x1024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Welfare
How is welfare in your country?

Here in Finland it definitely is enough to survive, so much that many people rather live on it than take some shitty low-paying job at mcdonalds or cleaning. If you really have no money and no income, they pay your rent, essential bills (electricity, water etc) and on top of that you get 497€/month. You can use that how you like, on drugs, food, whatever. They also pay all of the medical bills (these are not much to begin with, we have "free healthcare" for everyone) and even dentist bills.

There are many different welfares though. This is the one you get when you are the poorest of all, have no money, nothing on investments etc. You can own a house though and probably a car and they don't make you sell them. But no money in bank account or no income at all (maybe 50€/a month is ok if your mom gives you it, but that's the limit, anything over that and it's removed from your welfare)

The basic unemployment money is a little different, you can have 100k or whatever in your account but you still get it.

Cost of living is pretty high here though so that 500e/month is not much. Median salary in Finland is like 3000€/month. But it is definitely enough for food and even get drunk and high once in a while.

This is a meme pic from our own imageboard. People living on welfare are called "rats". Wageslaves are called "sheep".

I'm really interested because it seems like we have the best welfare in the world? I'm not familiar with Norway or Sweden, maybe they're similar. But here it's a good thing because we have almost no homeless people and crime rate is really low. But at the same time it causes some problems because you can get almost the same money with welfare than working some shitty jobs. Ofc you lose all the welfare if you work (there's something like you can earn 300€ month without losing it though with unemployment money, I'm not sure)

It's not easy at it sounds though, Kela (The Social Insurance Institution) is doing all they can to get you a job, or get you a "training job" where you get 9€/day or something similar. If you don't take the job they're offering, they can cut you off or decrease your welfare, but that 497€/month is written in law.
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transhumanism is a fuck

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- Fri, 20 Sep 2019 05:26:20 EST RnQGjEU3 No.4907408
File: 1568971580274.webm [mp4] -(12695481B / 12.11MB, 360x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. transhumanism is a fuck
>LMAO the transhumanists told you that you were going to be an immortal cyborg space god building inscrutable gigascale artworks out of smartmatter swarms made of deconstructed asteroids but actually you're just gonna be a golf bag.

You will never have robot wings or laser eyes or a hydraulic dick. Only chairbutt.
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Auguste Escoffier - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 09:02:02 EST CahqI1lB No.4908213 Reply
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>>4908142
Man programmed by 24/7 brainwashing by capitalist propaganda internalize it for fear being sent to US gulags or shot by their secret police. Interesting to me that kid who made phone call to police got sent to prison for rest of his life, but cop themselves who shot innocent man in SWAT raid had no charges. How in fuck this is even possible? As if secret police forces like SWAT are rabid dog to send to your enemy and not responsible for own actions, just send death squad to some address. Capitalist society is more dystopian than even Stalinism, and Stalin was pretty shit lot of the times.
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Yo-Yo - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 13:49:03 EST s2YvYjMR No.4908289 Reply
>>4908213

>Capitalist society is more dystopian than even Stalinism, and Stalin was pretty shit lot of the times.

You're fucking retarded and dumb.
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Jannar - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 14:24:54 EST w3/BkVun No.4908299 Reply
>buttflaps you can sit on
Whatever happened to those leg-extension thingys?
Powered by just like a bent metal springy bar that made you run fast-ish.
Some french commercial about robbing a bank in them and then getting his head cut off by the ceiling fan because he jumped in joy but jumped higher than suual

If you were in charge

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- Sun, 22 Sep 2019 12:36:20 EST 9Un2rbyb No.4908275
File: 1569170180154.png -(1879900B / 1.79MB, 1920x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. If you were in charge
Lets try to keep this thread civil and not scream at each other.

But lets pretend you're magically now in charge over the present day earth.
All major world leaders will attempt to follow your orders as best they can.

What would you change about the world?

I'm too stoned to come up with what I would do in a single post I realize now but I wanna hear what 420chan thinks.

SLAYER all around.
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Sage Ernest - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 14:06:28 EST Chr3HTu6 No.4908295 Reply
Worldwide planned economy. Everyone gets a small home (~1000 sq. m of personal space) and a job working 4 hours a day. Production is restricted to what's vitally necessary. Everyone gets an ounce of weed per week. Agriculture is reworked to fit in with urban living (similar to the urban agriculture in Cuba). More people work as gardeners to grow the weed.
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Bob Sapp - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 14:50:12 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4908305 Reply
everybody takes tons of acid and we all kill ourselves

Joe Rogan

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- Sun, 22 Sep 2019 01:49:32 EST mowVyyoz No.4908167
File: 1569131372474.jpg -(52791B / 51.55KB, 200x300) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Joe Rogan
What are your thoughts on Joe Rogan? Have you listened to his podcast? He talks about some of the stuff we talk about here.
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SophieMablingmotch.html - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 11:55:37 EST 9l01fwj3 No.4908258 Reply
joe rogan is a midget who was bullied so bad he spent half of his life learning judo and trying to be funny

but his podcast is pretty decent 1% of the time
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OliverChapperstock.pif - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 13:05:24 EST woiBjYpZ No.4908284 Reply
He holds fuck all for serious convictions and just loosely agrees or disagrees depending on who his guest is, however when he has non political guests on and everyone's having fun it's kind of entertaining.
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Coolington Faceoff - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 13:55:19 EST GxJwIVCM No.4908293 Reply
I don't really like sports, but it's super interesting to hear him talk about MMA or fighting in general.

His standup sucks, and I don't like that he gives a platform to morons like peterson.

Which conspiracies are true and why?

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- Fri, 02 Aug 2019 22:34:20 EST /q2T8gmg No.4885146
File: 1564799660808.jpg -(80729B / 78.84KB, 618x312) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Which conspiracies are true and why?
I don't really have any friends. I spend all my time, and I do mean all of it, researching crazy shit. For like 10 years. Voluntarily of course. I am piecing together something so huge, but that many, most, of us have known in our hearts all along. Akhenatan, the Scoti princess, the lost White brothers, the reptiles. They are connected. The sheer amount of bullshit I have waded through.. even if there is nothing, and it all just goes black.. I would still want to know, ya know?
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Elizabeth Falkner - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 12:43:22 EST 9Un2rbyb No.4908279 Reply
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin_child_prostitution_ring_allegations

They did an amazing breakdown on last podcast to the left episodes 118-120.
It involved a child snatching hippy cult, a bunch of famous people that are also connected with Sandusky and Epstein.

It was all swept under the rug and the main dude got away and still is out there.
On LOPTL they managed to track down where he last worked.
A used Kia dealership in New York state.
Dude didn't even have to go to his own trial.

Scenario Questionairre

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- Sat, 21 Sep 2019 03:18:28 EST w3/BkVun No.4907817
File: 1569050308250.jpg -(235010B / 229.50KB, 477x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Scenario Questionairre
You've gotten together with this cutie 𝜋, you've just gotten your relationship started and you are really hitting it off.
One night 𝜋 tells you to not laugh at 𝜋, but 𝜋 is really into 𝗔 fetish.
WWYD if
(For quick default options, for each you can use
1 to stay with her and at least try it out with her,
½ for staying with her but not partaking of 𝗔 fetish,
0 for leaving her for it.
2 for that's already your fetish as well.)
aa) 𝗔 is her farting at you
ab) reversed prior (𝗔 is you farting at her)
ba) 𝗔 is her urinating on you / you drinking her urine
bb) reversed prior
ca) 𝗔 is you watching her use the toilet
cb) reversed prior
caca) 𝗔 is her smearing her excrement on you
cacb) reversed prior
da) 𝗔 is watching you bone others of your preferred gender
db) reversed prior (𝜋:s preferred gender, not yours)

Feel free to add a fetish yourself.
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Jannar - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 12:39:51 EST w3/BkVun No.4908277 Reply
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>>4908270
Remind me to never ever look at babies when /psy/d.
Also man why are you so angry?

gfs progress

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- Fri, 20 Sep 2019 17:01:37 EST XKd6kETR No.4907577
File: 1569013297489.jpg -(339524B / 331.57KB, 1912x736) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. gfs progress
rate
also how do I convince her not to worry about the weight?
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Captain Tel-Peh - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 11:56:55 EST utoiCvkb No.4908259 Reply
>>4908248
but 18 year olds arent children and nowadays people have grown up with porn and are more sexually experienced in person since they aren't as repressed. You saying sexually experienced is a good thing wasn't a positive 10-15+ years ago. People slutshamed more and wanted women without experience in the past but society has changed
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Lo pan - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 12:11:47 EST Ok/WVToA No.4908266 Reply
>>4908259
They're still as emotionally undeveloped as ever, though, whether they're 16, 17, 18, 19 or 20. Trust me, I've dated a 20 year old before. Never again.
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Lillian Nonnerset - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 12:14:10 EST vDf+CLGz No.4908267 Reply
I like dating single moms.

Financial Health

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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 08:30:21 EST P9ojuMsl No.4895132
File: 1566304221154.jpg -(300711B / 293.66KB, 1199x848) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Financial Health
How healthy is your bank account? No debts? No excessive spending?
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AngusBindlefield.xlt - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 08:43:55 EST 04tjlyga No.4905171 Reply
>>4905170
>small boat

Is safety a concern? How long have you been living on the boat?
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Nicolaus Copernicus - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 11:47:36 EST zALcH9vN No.4908255 Reply
I'm currently at something like -600e but nothing I can't fix in time, just gotta tone down on my alcoholism for a while though

Would you cheat on your real gf with your 2D waifu

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- Sat, 21 Sep 2019 21:07:52 EST 7UFRvKy+ No.4908092
File: 1569114472649.png -(1416425B / 1.35MB, 950x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Would you cheat on your real gf with your 2D waifu
Also would you clap Sandy's cheeks?
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Lo pan - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 00:59:54 EST Ok/WVToA No.4908150 Reply
You can't even have sex with a cartoon. The only way I can jack it to those Chinese cartoons is by imagining the people are real. Just as you do when reading.

I can't imagine someone so enthusiastic that they actually imagine having sex with a cartoon drawing.
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George Herbig - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 10:32:33 EST RKOZfxbo No.4908237 Reply
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Sandy cheeks is one of my waifus.

Who would you bet on?

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- Sun, 22 Sep 2019 04:26:14 EST lAizPRwJ No.4908187
File: 1569140774754.jpg -(187451B / 183.06KB, 960x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Who would you bet on?
To win in a fight.

Left: 5’9” 170lbs
Right: 5’11” 175lbs
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PhoebeDunderfedging.mpeg - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 09:21:46 EST nJkrco7e No.4908217 Reply
>>4908210
i've heard he once sucked a dick for bus money then walked
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Jannar - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 09:31:09 EST w3/BkVun No.4908220 Reply
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>>4908217
I heard he actually got that de-handjob done cause he was a chronic masturbator and literally could not stop jerking off
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Damacio Page - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 12:30:48 EST yUwOsz8/ No.4908273 Reply
The chick on the left would tear that guy to shreds

Spaceships

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- Tue, 03 Sep 2019 16:46:07 EST RKOZfxbo No.4901125
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Post spaceships, real or fake, and what you would do if you had a spaceship? What kind of spaceship would you have? And why? What would you name it, who or what would be on your crew? What is your cosmic purpose? This could be in the future.

I will dump some spaceships to kick us off.
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PhoebeDunderfedging.mpeg - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 05:08:32 EST nJkrco7e No.4908194 Reply
>>4908118
>I kinda wish there was like some kind of online starship creator so I could have my own ideas sketched up.
why don't you use a pencil and paper. or just download blender and create random skinned shapes because that's basically all a lot of these are.

Oh gosh

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- Sun, 22 Sep 2019 04:51:11 EST BrdrOTeh No.4908190
File: 1569142271151.jpg -(5159686B / 4.92MB, 4656x3492) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Oh gosh
That feel when you should really clean your fucked up living room

But weed In the dark

Pic Related; Sony Shrine.
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Vladamir Fistputin - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 10:45:10 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4908240 Reply
>>4908190
ugh, calling it a shrine is too depressing. i don't need to be reminded that people worship corporations and brands like Gods.

Vacation

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- Sun, 22 Sep 2019 03:45:08 EST DYH6oW47 No.4908181
File: 1569138308899.jpg -(54580B / 53.30KB, 214x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Vacation
Going on holiday.
See yous in 2019-10.
  • Tepitz the Terribly Terrific
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Scientist Wesley - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 11:58:44 EST B7w5ydfa No.4908261 Reply
have a good time in wieinerinbuttistan
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