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are things going to bet better in this decade

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 07:26:53 EST YRmHzjGk No.4947380
File: 1579350413747.webm [mp4] -(10479741B / 9.99MB, 640x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. are things going to bet better in this decade
or are far right candidates going to keep getting elected all over the world?
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Tom Paris - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 20:39:46 EST VG3TMcN2 No.4948845 Reply
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>>4948841
Are you trolling me right now? I feel like I'm being trolled. Is Jaysus a troll? Can someone here tell me if jaysus is a troll. You know that when transgender people say they're women they're talking about gender, not sex, this is the whole point of gender theory. It's very simple logic, and I already explained it like you're a 5 year old, what else do you want me to do, my man?
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Biker Lydia - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 20:40:56 EST cxpilczL No.4948846 Reply
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>>4948836

>other became some mutated horrible mistake from god version of Chinese imperialism mixed with hyper Capitalism while wearing corpse of Socialist society like necron wearing flayed skin of enemies. It is sad.

one of the finest descriptions of america today i have ever heard. even in broken english of russian man it is poetical
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Russel Hulse - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 20:49:10 EST Seh+PELR No.4948848 Reply
>>4948845
Jaisus is annoying as shit with his incessant politicization of everyfuckingthing you could possibly start a thread about. Kittens? Must be capitalist western corruption. And I wish he would leave.

But a troll, I think he is not. In fact, he may be one of the most sincere and unironic posters here.

Invasion

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- Mon, 20 Jan 2020 09:05:56 EST kkujbjf3 No.4948578
File: 1579529156567.gif -(4741855B / 4.52MB, 480x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Invasion
Is it just me, or is 420chan being raided by a bunch of nonsense-spewing bots? They reply to thread with random rants that are in no way relevant to the topic at hand?
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Ejnar Hertzprung - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 14:24:36 EST G5YAZImA No.4948689 Reply
>>4948582
Someone who is drugged up and losing it wouldn't be able to ban evade this well, they'd also crash at this point.

It's a bot, hands down.
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Reporter Sophie - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 20:33:26 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4948843 Reply
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>>4948578
That is called posting while high on drugs. I suspect also, that this became more bigger thing on 420chan with phoneposting because probably people looking at much smaller screen while high not even realizing which thread they on. Maybe not even right board even which happen sometimes just on PC.

new simpsons shitpost thread

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:04:04 EST 5OzgxxOL No.4947398
File: 1579367044870.jpg -(73395B / 71.67KB, 640x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. new simpsons shitpost thread
post your simpsons posts that are shitty
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Yoshihiro Takayama - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 20:32:43 EST egOh+lnb No.4948842 Reply
please, for the love of god MORE

webbums

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- Wed, 08 Jan 2020 14:32:26 EST wDvK5C83 No.4943351
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mms everywhere
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Kimono Girl Walter - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 17:43:50 EST sl6dNZrq No.4948798 Reply
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I like watching home shopping networks
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Reporter Sophie - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 20:22:05 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4948839 Reply
>>4948788
It is really sad thing that today such thing is true. Soviet apparatus never had remotely anything like modern USA level of propaganda, surveillance, and social control and manipulation.

Those jokes kind of was funny though but Russian ones funnier, or to me at least.


A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No way! They have no clothes and no shelter," the Russian points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian."

>420chan

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- Mon, 20 Jan 2020 18:17:46 EST htmzlvv7 No.4948805
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HOW WE ALL DOIN TONIGHT, MY FELLOW DRUG ADDICTERINOS?
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Julia Child - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 18:49:47 EST RKOZfxbo No.4948813 Reply
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Smokin smokin weed, damn son, smoke weed evry day, because i got high, two 22's in my shoes, you know howitiz.
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Reporter Sophie - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 19:49:44 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4948830 Reply
>>4948812
Kratom, caffeine, alcohol, weed, nicotine, gabapentin
Fuck 6. 6 is symbol of imperfection and falling short.

Dear 420chans Diary

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- Mon, 20 Jan 2020 18:02:23 EST VAvot7lm No.4948800
File: 1579561343458.jpg -(62018B / 60.56KB, 454x700) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Dear 420chans Diary
>>Rail 20mg crushed IR Methylphenidate tablet.

>>Drink a liter of tomato juice.

>>Compose music on my Android phone.

>>Rail 20mg crushed IR Methylphenidate tablet. Again.

>>Smoke a cigarette. Oh my, holy shit. Wow. Fantastic.

>>Rail.

>>Read idk how long but long.

>>You guessed it.

Now I'm just sitting here, like. Like. Just the supreme complexity of it all, the absolute harmony, the sheer elegance of this all, this living mystery, whatever it is or isn't. I don't know shit but damn.


Wow.
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Isaac Newton - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 20:06:21 EST IiSIjjvW No.4948835 Reply
>>4948819

>Strobing vision occasionally

I get that when I smoke weed. Post your shit on /m/ please. I'm trying to populate the boards and it would definitely help
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Biker Lydia - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 20:49:01 EST cxpilczL No.4948847 Reply
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>>4948819

>Wait, why has my random user name and tripcode thingy changed?

What is this intellectual man thinking about?

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- Mon, 20 Jan 2020 19:17:51 EST VG3TMcN2 No.4948821
File: 1579565871899.jpg -(24242B / 23.67KB, 400x400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What is this intellectual man thinking about?
Look at his distant, contemplative look. His strong jawline. His golden locks. His smooth skin. His clear eyes. Anyone that gazes upon this image would be able to see that this is no ordinary man, but a sophisticated intellectual. This man is the finest the human species has to offer, he is undoubtedly the apex of human evolution.
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fake friends

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 22:59:42 EST ECSge7di No.4948354
File: 1579492782963.jpg -(8686B / 8.48KB, 300x168) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. fake friends
Do you know when you send someone a text to see if you're a novelty to them as much as you believe. I kind of told this guy I would go out to see him get married. I've known him for like 10 years or so. Doesn't seem like the greatest person so I feel like I'd be set up for something and see that I'm a novelty friend in person.

What I mean by that is some of the things he's done that hurt people that care about him. I saw something about how people that don't grow up with normal relationships grow up seeking out the same thing in their adulthood and it made sense to me. Anytime I've had a friend that didn't treat me like shit or weren't abusive mentally or spiritually I was very suspicious of them.

I have a bit of a guilty conscious when it comes to things like this. My tolerance for things is so low now I cut people off pretty soon if I get a bad idea of them because I've been hurt too much in the past. He can send me a text our of the blue and I'm back to thinking he's really my friend. Eventually I see the truth.

I'm a lonely guy or was I guess. I have a girlfriend that I love very much. I have pushed everyone else out of my life for the above reasons. It doesn't feel good and I have examined why my relationships with people have been abusive. I have been so shy/late to break out of my shell that I'd befriend anyone just to get out of my fucking head.

What should I do?

Also I went to qq but as usual it's dead and full of unhelpful bastards.
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Dr. Nefarious - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 18:56:15 EST QZOOm+1j No.4948815 Reply
>>4948354
You'll never know what's going on in another person's head so stop pretending that you know.

Electric car

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 03:05:21 EST l1g78wnq No.4947887
File: 1579421121722.jpg -(726115B / 709.10KB, 1140x760) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Electric car
Would you buy an Electric car?
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Shawnathon Cuntingfuck - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 18:06:27 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4948801 Reply
>>4947887
what about those silver surfer surf boards

i think i'd rather have some of that
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Keiko O'Brien - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 18:11:57 EST ISrIVywm No.4948802 Reply
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>>4948801
I want ice powers so I can fix droughts and sound like samuel l jackson

Buying finishing tomorrow.

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 22:43:06 EST IwnwbTUY No.4948349
File: 1579491786379.png -(257959B / 251.91KB, 900x589) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Buying finishing tomorrow.
If anyone's knowledgeable with what's safe to use as a finishing
for wood that's going smoked out of, tell me about it.
There's either solvent based staining, or, beeswax mixed with turpentine?
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today I quit smoking weed

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- Mon, 20 Jan 2020 13:33:35 EST qZ9IV0oR No.4948654
File: 1579545215067.jpg -(555649B / 542.63KB, 4032x3909) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. today I quit smoking weed
Weed is for loses honest it just keeps you content With your life because weed makes everything good. Wouldn't you just want to make your life actually good than just be tricked into feelin good by a stupid drug? I'm like tall now accept me /b/ I don't wanna be a stoner no mo
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Masaaki Mochizuki - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 14:55:01 EST DjMq74PI No.4948711 Reply
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My "sun" wants to meet you BLACK HOLE...
User is currently banned from all boards
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Masaaki Mochizuki - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 14:56:53 EST DjMq74PI No.4948713 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
User is currently banned from all boards
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Cornelius Claddlelodging - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 17:26:46 EST Co5K2yqW No.4948785 Reply
>>4948713

jesus = holy trinity = hashem = allah = yahweh


same fucking thing. kek

>im in a different sect of abrahamism and it's totally different and superior

derp

having other men cook your food is bourgeois

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 16:48:40 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4948181
File: 1579470520379.png -(226633B / 221.32KB, 1958x1642) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. having other men cook your food is bourgeois
Did you know, that in addition to being cruel that meat is leading contributor to global warming and climate destruction? Large landholders and beef oligarchs is which Brazilians are burning rainforests to clear land. Meat industries are also leading factor behind destruction of coral reefs and environmental contamination off Gulf of Mexico. We could provide clean fresh water and feed most of third world by converting agriculture to raising crops for people to eat and reducing water consumption. We also save on pesticides and petroleum usage.

What are you cooking for meatless Monday /b/?
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Kazushi Sakuraba - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 16:25:20 EST t49SeSW5 No.4948750 Reply
>>4948181
So I did decide to have oatmeal for breakfast after all. I couldn't find mushrooms at the store this morning though, so I think I'm going to have cabbage and potatoes tonight.
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Hannah Barddock - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 16:55:43 EST rCh0tnXd No.4948770 Reply
>>4948609
You can raise your own chickens you know or get them from people who do. Chicken shit is great fertilizer btw. It can be used to grow duckweed which is food for fish.

How do I stay hydrated?

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- Mon, 20 Jan 2020 16:35:51 EST IiSIjjvW No.4948762
File: 1579556151094.jpg -(79826B / 77.96KB, 892x1270) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How do I stay hydrated?
I easily drink more than a gallon of water a day plus juice/coconut water etc. and I'm still constantly thirsty. I'm not diabetic and I'm obviously getting enough fluid. I even had to quit drinking because it made it worse. Last time I was in hospital they had to pump six bags of saline solution in me. Anyone here have a similar problem?
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Akira Maeda - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 17:05:18 EST RveOc6mF No.4948780 Reply
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>>4948776
Yeah man, I didn't even know until years later.
I was pissed too, fuckers castrated my mouth.
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Friedrich Bessel - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 17:09:32 EST IiSIjjvW No.4948781 Reply
>>4948780

Did you fuck up your voice? Mine was whiny as hell til I was 20

Please. I need this now more than ever.

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- Tue, 07 Jan 2020 19:34:38 EST 8Ee2YcfH No.4943020
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Post all your 420chan related images, threads, me-mes, and anything else you have.

I foolishly deleted all of my 420chan related content in an attempt to get my life together. It worked, but at what cost? Please help me, I need this.
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