So, basically the last several months of my life has been absolutely terrible. At the end of August, coming hot off of getting married, there was an electrical fire at our old townhouse that completely destroyed three of our neighbouring units and left us without running water for nearly two weeks, making us have to rent an Airbnb just to bathe. Our property management company forced all remaining tenants over the next few months to vacate our houses, I was already getting pretty low on savings because I had our honeymoon vacation all booked and paid for, but it was still mostly manageable. After our honeymoon, we managed to quickly find a new place to move to in December and I spent the majority of my remaining savings on the move. So far so good, all things considered.

Then my job started getting later and later with payroll, eventually no longer being able to pay any employees! And the owner is over $700,000 in debt for unpaid business taxes, and an audit was incoming. So we were just forced to move to a new place, shortly after a bunch of major life events, am now basically flat broke, and suddenly I'm not getting my paycheques. Amazing!

The moment the first payroll had any issues, I immediately started sending out my CV because I'm not stupid. The boss's lackey had been spying on me in 420chan IRC monitoring my job hunt and reporting back and I discovered him about a month into the bullshit and he immediately stopped. I've had some interviews but these things take time and the market is extremely competitive, and 3 months without any sight of getting pay I told them to kiss my ass, and both of the junior developers I was managing quit alongside me.

I'm currently suing them for $18,000 in unpaid wages plus damages. My credit lines are exhausted. I've been selling all my shit on Craigslist/eBay/Kijiji for the last 3 months to survive. I'm at the end of my rope.

420chan is currently running off a fiber line in my basement because I have no funds to get a new server I purchased last year set up in a datacenter properly. I've been doing everything I can possibly attempt to try and get income as quickly as possible because I'm fucking terrified. Covering every inch of the site in ad space and turning my beloved community into something that makes me fucking cringe in a last ditch effort to try and stem the tide and I hate it so fucking much.

I'm about to lose my home, my car, everything I own, and everything that I've worked the last decade to accomplish in my life.

This community is in jeopardy. My whole life is in jeopardy.

Over the years I grew to actively hate asking for donations, to the point where I paid for 420chan completely out of pocket for the last 3 years. Doing anything along those lines again makes me beyond embarrassed, but I guess I really have no choice now.

I've set up a Patreon at https://patreon.com/420chan - anyone that wants to make a private contribution otherwise via PayPal can email me at [email protected], if you're Canadian you can send an Interac e-Transfer, whatever method works for you.

There's Discord rewards set up for the Patreon right now but fuck I'll figure out whatever the hell rewards for the boards, tube, whatever the fuck. Chip in enough and I'll do a dance and chant your fucking name like you're an elder god on stream. I need help so fucking badly I've spent the last 3 hours writing this post through a mist of tears and baring all my life problems for you to see. No matter what happens, I love you all so much. I met my fucking wife because of this community. It gave me a development career and more friends than I can count. 2/3 of the god damn wedding guests were users and staff.

Thank you.

For everything.

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Edmond Halley - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 14:47:44 EST ID:KmHrMNgt No.4839899 Ignore Report Reply 1555699664981.gif -(511518B / 499.53KB, 500x333) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hi Kirtaner, sorry to hear about the assfucking. I would MUCH rather donate than enable scripts, having a less panoptical option to support this website is great. TO BE CLEAR: I don't like it here, it's just better.

Have any of you guys ever watched Jeopardy, when they have the tournaments with the little kids? They're like 10-12 or some shit. Well, you know how all the non-age-specific questions (so not stuff like children's books/television) are so easy it's laughable? You know how there's not even a point in watching it because it's just boring? The entire world is like that for me. I've never been officially IQ tested since I was a little kid, but that doesn't matter. I taught myself how to read when I was 18 months old, taught myself how to solve a Rubik's Cube when I was 5 or 6, and surpassed a college reading level by third grade. "Gifted" was thrown around a lot by my teachers. My mother once tested at IQ 160, and I am far above her. In my senior year, I took on my entire Genetics class in a Jeopardy-style tournament (9 buzzers against 1) and demolished them. I could continue to blather on about the myriad of ways I've proven myself to be of remarkably high intelligence, but there isn't any point. The point is that the world just bores me. I routinely find myself encountering people who have problems, and it just amazes me how these ordinary people can be so unbelievably stupid. These people in my family, at my job, or wherever. I really feel like I'm working with small children, here. What do you MEAN you can't solve this minor engineering/craftsmanship/organization problem? I could have solved this when I was in kindergarten! How can you drive a car and pay your taxes and prepare food and other such tasks while being so ridiculously stupid?! Shouldn't your mind have collapsed in on itself because there is nothing in there? I just don't get it. The universe isn't filled with wonder or mystery or magic or any of that shit. It's all just boring. If I even give a half-ass attempt at something, I excel at it, and it's gotten to the point of total apathy. I hear or men who spend their entire lives trying to crack the secret of pleasuring women; well, I'm gay (more of a functional asexual these days, though) and one day in high school I got bored and figured that all out with a lesbian who had fallen in love with me. Everything is like tha…

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Yo, how the fuck my college niggas doing?

Finally started working on an 11 page final paper for some bullshit fine arts credit class that I have to take (not that I have anything against the humanities, it's just that this class is literally bullshit taught by an 87 year old who literally just grades on attendance and this paper lmao). Shit's not due till wednesday so I'm not worried. But I got other shit to study for as well, which I am (slightly) worried about.

Help I'm about to be a fucking wizard but I've really been hitting it off with this girl. Like small stuff like she was on brake and texted me that she got a poweraide and I said "Oh blue is my favorite" and she texted me a picture of the blue one she was drinking. Little shit like that happened a lot while we been texting.

How do I not fucking blow it!?

How do I pic related!?

No but for real I think this ones a keeper not gonna worry about gettin laid just yet just wanna get to that second date.

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Jr. Trainer♂ Hamilton - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 13:50:42 EST ID:aii3FcU9 No.4839890 Ignore Report Reply 1555696242147.jpg -(10992B / 10.73KB, 461x299) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>4839876 Asshole here, can confirm. It's why I've given up trying to find someone. Oh well, booze and drugs and dogs are better company anyway

>From 1950 alone, algal biomass decreased by around 40%
>Livestock makes up for 60%
>Today livestock make up 60% of the biomass of all mammals on earth, followed by humans (36%) and wild mammals (4%)
>Global sea level rose about 8 inches in the last century. The rate in the last two decades, however, is nearly double that of the last century and is accelerating slightly every year.

Have a nice day.

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Arena Tycoon Hugh - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 13:53:45 EST ID:FQ4KLNas No.4839895 Ignore Report Reply 1555696425540.jpg -(73908B / 72.18KB, 750x669) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>4835876 Fools. Humanity has lost its right as steward of the planet. A new era is upon us. The cleansing can't happen soon enough.

post some animals that look wasted

>>	Chiva II - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 13:42:57 EST ID:WKRhLTe0 No.4839885 Ignore Report Reply 1555695777201.jpg -(67852B / 66.26KB, 960x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>	Edith Ethelbert - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 13:51:03 EST ID:YFHkNxD9 No.4839892 Ignore Report Reply 1555696263656.gif -(228069B / 222.72KB, 200x112) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>	Twayne Boneraper - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 13:52:35 EST ID:kkHqDoYl No.4839893 Ignore Report Reply 1555696355913.jpg -(59899B / 58.50KB, 256x256) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DICKS EVERYWHERE

Sorry I have bone spurs

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Robert Dicke - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 11:42:07 EST ID:9vkhWhOP No.4839857 Ignore Report Reply 1555688527162.jpg -(38421B / 37.52KB, 338x400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The scary thing is that they're totally angling to use the AUMF to start a war wiith Iran without congressional approval right now which could literally start WWIII. Luckily I never returned that fucking packet they sent you to register for the draft. I'm a conscientious objector although I would take up arms in a purely defensive war. That's not what they used it for the last time though, so I'm not about to go sign up to die for some capitalist racket. >In a booklet titled War is a Racket, Butler wrote, "In the World War a mere handful garnered the profits of the conflict. At least 21,000 new millionaires and billionaires were made in the United States during the World War….How many of these war millionaires shouldered a rifle?....The general public shoulders the bill. And what is this bill? …Newly placed gravestones. Mangled bodies. Shattered minds…For a great many years, as a soldier, I had a suspicion that war was a racket; not until I retired to civil life did I fully realize it. Now that I see the international war clouds gathering, as they are today, I must face it and speak out."

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Twayne Boneraper - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 13:50:55 EST ID:kkHqDoYl No.4839891 Ignore Report Reply 1555696255913.jpg -(220264B / 215.10KB, 855x1000) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Isn't the draft only for 24 and under or some low age like that? So not only am I way too old to get drafted but I never even signed up in the first place Have fun getting exploded while I watch even more anime. At least that's what I'll do until the bombs find their way to me. But until then... weeeeeeee!

Remember the origin meaning of Amazon. Does that mean the Ancient Greek like buffed babe bods?

>>	Kimo Leopoldo - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 08:26:50 EST ID:aVQini/k No.4839797 Ignore Report Reply 1555676810757.jpg -(18021B / 17.60KB, 477x380) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>4839736 Mounted amazon archers? Cool.

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Chiva II - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 13:18:39 EST ID:WKRhLTe0 No.4839875 Ignore Report Reply 1555694319201.jpg -(50760B / 49.57KB, 390x600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>4839738 >further there is supposedly "amazons" in southern lybia as well? Yes, according to Greek Historian Diodorus Siculus. They were big fans of cavalry and were skilled enough to accurately shoot arrows/spears backwards while mounted, so they could fuck you up even while retreating. They also used the skins of large African snakes for armor. They had a queen, Myrina, who gathered an army of 33,000 to conquer Atlantis and the Gorgons, both of which were apparently also in Africa. She also struck a peace treaty with the god Horus of Egypt. They then conquered a bunch of people on their way north from Libya to Thrace, including the Syrians, the Arabians, the Cilicians and other peoples around the Aegean Sea and Anatolia. They founded a bunch of Greek cities and eventually they founded the city of Mytilene, the capital of the island of Lesbos nice Their war of Northward expansion was eventually defeated by Mopsus the Thracian and Sipylus the Scythian. >fucking might just be a catchall term for any women in a society that had female warriors. for all we know they woulda called britonic tribes out for having "fabled amazons" as well. Also yes.

I don't know what's the deal with the few anti-dog pieces of shit we have in here. Just how stupid do you have to be to not like dogs? Honestly, fuck you. When was the last time you've seen a dog explode entire cities with atomic bombs? When was the last time you've seen a dog brutally genocide entire races of people out of pure greed?

>but they would if they could hurr durr hurr hurr I'm fucking retarded

First of all, they can't, so it doesn't matter. Second, how could you possibly know what the fuck dogs would do if they were able to think like humans? You can't, because you don't have a fucking crystal ball, motherfucker.

My dogs are able to kill you cunts many times over, but they wouldn't, because they're too cool to care. This is how insignificant you are.

>>	Sophitia Alexandra - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 11:23:48 EST ID:C/y3nMYw No.4839852 Ignore Report Reply 1555687428623.png -(5842638B / 5.57MB, 2400x1606) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>4838003 I could ez win a dog 1:1 in fact now I wanna battle to death with your dog

I — master of the elements.

>>	Kimo Leopoldo - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 08:47:46 EST ID:aVQini/k No.4839804 Ignore Report Reply 1555678066757.jpg -(150713B / 147.18KB, 975x887) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Where's more human-shaped spirits?

>>	Bart Bok - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 08:55:24 EST ID:jnZtXVyG No.4839811 Ignore Report Reply 1555678524261.jpg -(172986B / 168.93KB, 1470x980) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>4839804 Someone likes angie so much that they drew her gettin' down with ayanami rei? ...I kinda like it.

When was the last time you cried and why?
I shed some tears last night during psuedo meditation. I had turned off all electronic distractions and had the dead of night silence to contemplate within. It led me to recollect some unsavory memories I had relating to how I've treated my loved ones. It brought a self-analysis to the surface and I realized that I've been selfish and greedy even to those who were very kind and generous to me. I realized that I never genuinely tried to put myself in their shoes to see how my behavior would look from the outside.

Do you folks cry? Do you think it's a bitch move? Do you want this thread /QQ/'d? Are eggs a nutritious breakfast choice?

>>	Ambassador Thoris - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 09:12:34 EST ID:CsDGTzEU No.4839821 Ignore Report Reply 1555679554540.jpg -(37292B / 36.42KB, 414x472) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I cried today when >>483867 misused obstinately for ostensibly. INTERPOL FOR PREZ 2020

you decide

>>	Kimo Leopoldo - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 09:02:07 EST ID:aVQini/k No.4839818 Ignore Report Reply 1555678927757.jpg -(121425B / 118.58KB, 800x1024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>4839788 Chun-Li is a lesbean?

F-16s has competition in the light-weight fighter jet department...

Tejas is Indian-made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX1uvxEyu0A

>>	Nicholas Bottingford - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 08:59:22 EST ID:WZ26ulhP No.4839816 Ignore Report Reply 1555678762261.jpg -(77958B / 76.13KB, 540x695) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Looks miserable