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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 19 Mar 2020 00:15:07 EST fmHEx9Dx No.4974960
File: 1584591307895.gif -(2924178B / 2.79MB, 500x281) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic
Guidance for People Who Use Substances on COVID-19 (Novel Coronavirus)

BE AWARE that some early symptoms of withdrawal and COVID-19 infection are similar. These include fever and muscle soreness. If symptoms include a persistent cough, it could be COVID-19.

YOU ARE AT AN INCREASED RISK OF BECOMING SERIOUSLY ILL OR DYING because:
  1. COVID-19 infection will worsen breathing impacts of opioids, benzos, and alcohol
  2. Opioid withdrawal may worsen breathing difficulties
  3. Smoking, including drugs like crack or meth, makes breathing problems worse

DIFFICULT TO INHALE: If you smoke drugs, like crack or meth, cigarettes or vapes, COVID-19 infection will make it more difficult to inhale smoke. Smoking drugs, cigarettes, or vapes will worsen breathing problems.

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING SICK: Avoid going to your local harm reduction and addictions programs - HAVE THEM DELIVER SUPPLIES TO YOU. Tell them you are sick so they can take steps to keep themselves safe.

BE PREPARED FOR INVOLUNTARY WITHDRAWAL: Be ready to go through involuntary withdrawal. Your dealer might get sick or the drug supply might be disrupted. Try to be prepared by stocking up. Talk to a medical provider about starting methadone or buprenorphine. Make sure you have all the necessary medications, food, and drinks needed to help detox. Try to have protein-based and electrolyte drinks like Pedialyte or Ensure on hand.
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EdwardBrookfield.xml - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 23:03:57 EST I6X5jyBk No.4980153 Reply
>>4979934
They already got Timmy's. As far as I'm concerned, they already won.
Seriously though, I dont think they'll ever bother annexing canada. We're are the little window which The US use to shout profanity at India and China. The winter also keeps them the little sissies away. They're just mad at us cause they still cant beat us at hackey.
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Daniel Boulud - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 00:32:22 EST zVgCHF4g No.4980171 Reply
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>>4980015
>>4980141
Shitpost-in-place


Order received, we have just received an order, we have received now the order to SHITPOST IN PLACE, everyone. Everyone, once again, the Governor of Everything has called, and he says he KNOWS you're really really high, and he demands that USING your powers for good, you must proceed to immediately SHITPOST IN PLACE.

Thank you for understanding.

morning beer

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- Fri, 24 Jan 2020 22:07:48 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4950216
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I just woke up and started drinking beer
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Worker George - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 00:58:58 EST 3Cr0F64A No.4980176 Reply
>>4980163

I do now. Wow

Don't normally get transferrance but that's ~~~ a m a z i n g ~~~

I'm gonna think about this

ORDER RECEIVED: Shitpost-in-place

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- Wed, 01 Apr 2020 01:20:53 EST zVgCHF4g No.4980178
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Shitpost-in-place
Effective immediately



Order received, we have just received an order, we have received now the order to SHITPOST IN PLACE. Everyone, once again, the Governor of Everything has called, and he says he KNOWS you're really really high. The Governor knows just how fucked up you are. He demands you use your powers immediately for the good of the people of THE world: proceed to immediately SHITPOST IN PLACE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

The butthurt library

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- Sun, 29 Mar 2020 15:38:50 EST WWqObCTW No.4979467
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Post here if you dont do drugs so i can remember your id when yoj get butthurt constantly.
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Augustus Crittingmig - Mon, 30 Mar 2020 16:21:37 EST TdOxPmnE No.4979670 Reply
>>4979667
Did you seriously just see a comment, take a position, and attack? Look at yourself. You don't care about this, why are you replying?

Wisconsin

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- Wed, 01 Apr 2020 00:09:45 EST sI2P9nfS No.4980165
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Let’s talk about how Wisconsin is the greatest place on the planet.

My friends get on my ass to travel more, and I’ll admit, before a few years ago I had never really left the state except to go to Chicago. In the last few years I’ve been to Iowa, Indiana, Minnesota, Michigan, and Colorado. And while all of those places are nice, there is nowhere better than Wisconsin. I don’t see how there could be a better place.

I like Milwaukee but it is not truly Wisconsin. Wisconsin is laying in your bed while it’s warm and outside it is freezing cold, but very peaceful, surrounded by corn fields and woods. There is something majestic about the cows. The typical Wisconsin people are very humble, the men are more masculine and the women are more feminine than other parts of the country. There are many good ol bro’s drinking down at the bar on Friday nights, sometime a fight breaks out but everyone is humble. Weird people with strange accents, drinking spotted cow and miller highlife. Everyone here is pure and good.

There is nothing better than watching the packers, eating cheese, and drinking beer. Nothing.

I want to be Wisconsin as fuck, I want to live in the middle of nowhere with an extremely pale wife, she’s gotta be skinny I don’t like these cow girls, surrounded by corn fields. Maybe there’s werewolves out their, or a Hodag. I want to drink beer and fuck off on the farm for the rest of my days, I don’t care to go anywhere else. Traveling is fun, but nowhere is like Wisconsin.

Shooting BB guns in the field with your friends when you’re 12. Nothing’s like this place, I’m telling you. The small towns are different. We aren’t New England or Maine, and we’re definitely not the south. That’s for damn sure. We’re a different breed up here in da norf woods, lighthearted and beer drinkers. Just the shape is beautiful.
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Dr. T'Pan - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 00:34:36 EST sI2P9nfS No.4980172 Reply
>>4980170
I’m not a drunk, I only drink once or twice a month and only beer. I grew up in mukwonago, and have lived between Madison, Milwaukee, and Waukesha the past few years. I know some people have the attitude that you gotta leave but I could never, everything I know and love is here.
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Dr. T'Pan - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 00:35:23 EST sI2P9nfS No.4980173 Reply
>>4980172
If I ever was gonna leave though I’d go to Denver, but I’d get lonely and bored. It is t Wisconsin. Nb.
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Annie Cannon - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 00:52:32 EST ImKuX0U0 No.4980175 Reply
Michigan? Never heard of him.

April first.

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- Wed, 01 Apr 2020 00:08:13 EST YXtN2iKq No.4980164
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Hey guys! Daddy Trump here, just wanted to let y’all know the whole corona thing was just a joke.

Haha.
Fooled you.

The real virus is actually covfefe19

webm thread

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- Fri, 20 Mar 2020 06:41:47 EST SerTaWsS No.4975392
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Pokémon Breeder Sophie - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 00:12:58 EST f2V7R2Cz No.4980166 Reply
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>>4975392

This is from the last webm thread but god damn if this man isn't a legend.

CV19 on my mind

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- Sun, 29 Mar 2020 00:08:23 EST d+3VSDzZ No.4979289
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http://www.paulgraham.com/top.html
News drilling it into my brainnnnnnnnnn
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Worker George - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 23:40:00 EST 3Cr0F64A No.4980158 Reply
Sodium citrate mixed with cheese forms the long strands of caesin needed for gooey melted cheese

You can prepare a good cheese with it to create the desired texture without compromising taste
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Worker George - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 23:43:28 EST 3Cr0F64A No.4980160 Reply
>>4980159

It can typically be purchased at a pharmacy Over The Counter for angina.

Don't get the flavored one unless you want wildberry flavored grilled cheese.

TIme for action

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- Mon, 30 Mar 2020 22:42:34 EST stRgI2Uy No.4979785
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I'm putting together a team
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Hello

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- Tue, 31 Mar 2020 20:25:24 EST ImKuX0U0 No.4980102
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Yiss
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Barry Burton - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 22:16:53 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4980129 Reply
>>4980127
i always picture elves as like supernaturally pretty but they'd probably look more like that, just some bloke with a weird face and voice and probably drunk on unicorn jizz or whatever

a thread about weed

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- Sun, 29 Mar 2020 21:40:32 EST hwY0zAy5 No.4979541
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I smoked like 10g of mid grade in a few days because the shit sucks and barely has thc and it gave me a head ache. Never again.

New bud was better and took the headache away instantly cheers b
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Galileo Galilei - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 21:03:50 EST YwiQZund No.4980117 Reply
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>>4980093
too bad they used it to make writing unattractive to you in order to dumb you down, you might've written something great if that hadn't done that.

i'm going to go out on a limb and guess that this isn't your university essay since using paragraph fragments the way a natural person would express an idea clearly, is penalized by the 123 123 123 rubrick. sad thing is that facts have tired into jokes, and that if you have any complaint, then you get told to get fucked for being an edgey teenager who thinks he's clever... and it is all going to end in tears for everybody, too.
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Mokujin - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 21:58:00 EST D3iFoUv8 No.4980124 Reply
>>4980117
> being an edgey teenager who thinks he's clever...
The only thing worse is being an insufferable adult who is desperate for people to think he's smart.

My thread is gone

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- Tue, 31 Mar 2020 18:25:36 EST RKOZfxbo No.4980063
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Yo, wtf, you guys just toss out perfecty good threads around here? Do you know how many people in Africa are starving for memetic content? We al know 420chan has been Narobia's top website for 32 years running.
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Tyson Griffin - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 19:16:28 EST fZNWNJGa No.4980087 Reply
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Nice try, but your thread never existed in the first place. Africa is a continent, not a country. And that is so only because of /jenk/

FUCK CANADA POST

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- Tue, 31 Mar 2020 17:06:38 EST 7pFZ8/8b No.4980037
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FUCK CORONA
I DONT CARE IF I GET IT
DELIVER MY DAMN SHIT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ON THE 26TH
BITCH
FAGGOTS BETTER NOT LOSE MY FUCKING PACKAGE
FUCK
SHIT
PIIIIIISS
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Palace Maven Matilda - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 17:52:09 EST SG9lOms6 No.4980056 Reply
>>4980055
Listen, times are tough but you dont have to buy up every horse cock you see
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Galileo Galilei - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 20:06:49 EST YwiQZund No.4980096 Reply
>>4980037
they're probably too busy playing with their tits and ass at the same time

ITT: SLAYER

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- Tue, 31 Mar 2020 15:17:11 EST Lh/Y6NRY No.4979977
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Futurama is a comfy af show. Maybe it's just my nostalgia for early-2000's adult swim when I'd stay up with my brother and watch their back-to-back episodes. Maybe it's because the voice actors are perfect, with Katey Seagull being the perfectest (IDK how old she is now or ever gets, the answer is always YES). Maybe I relate to Fry's constant sense of, himself, being an alien (even while being surrounded by space aliens).

Maybe I'm overthinking and it's just GOOD SHIT. It's comfy and funny. I'm sure most of you know that, but kiddos born in 2002 that are allowed to post here might not. And there's always discussion, right?


The first 5 seasons are tops ofc, but the movies are solid+ and the other seasons are still p. good. I'm not a fan of how Bender kind of grabs the spotlight and becomes a bit one-dimensional as "silly robot" but still.


So yeah. Post SLAYER, Futurama-related or otherwish, let Katey know I'm gonna marry her, etc.
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Antoine Parmentier - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 17:08:02 EST vwm0NyZ4 No.4980038 Reply
>>4980026
I Googled them and they're all gay as fuck twitch streamers
All hail Hypnotoad
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Julianne Stonerland - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 18:38:24 EST ImKuX0U0 No.4980075 Reply
>>4980038
Vicariously living through someone else's reality show is so fucking futuristic. The concept is offensive to humankind.

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