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i wanna go to the kitchen to make me some microwave popcorn

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 16:35:42 EST U0gzsJT8 No.4962193
File: 1582320942886.png -(655765B / 640.40KB, 680x677) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. i wanna go to the kitchen to make me some microwave popcorn
but my mom is arguing with my alcoholic bipolar brother downstairs and i don't wanna go there
please post happy things
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Nick Tatopoulus - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 01:37:02 EST zVgCHF4g No.4962418 Reply
>>4962193
Yo bitch mom and yo crazy bruv save you from microwave popcorn.

Give them a apple next time you see em, they did you good, son
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Boss Nell - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 02:50:13 EST stRgI2Uy No.4962445 Reply
>>4962395
I know the feel, sorry to hear that. Go rescue a new dog ASAP and pass on the love to a new pup

black pussy

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- Mon, 29 Jul 2019 19:11:05 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4883666
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have you ever fucked black girls? I got black pussy today for the first time (if you don't count one time with a prostitute years ago). Damn that ass and big tits. Where I live there are fery few black peole and even fewer black women.

She was very busty and had a huge ass but very tight pussy.

inb4 normie shit, I haven't had sex before this in 3 years. She didn't speak my language fluently but it was still really good and understandable.
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Pokémon Prof. Hannah - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 02:15:29 EST ypbdhJI6 No.4962435 Reply
Yall gotta keep in mind most these people photoshopped
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Boss Nell - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 02:48:46 EST stRgI2Uy No.4962444 Reply
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>>4883666
I do regularly, because my girlfriend is cute black chick who was a virgin when we met

Jerk

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:24:43 EST WWqObCTW No.4962177
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I am probably going to have $€X tonight but im horny right now and want to jerk off. Will i ruin the sex if i jerk off now?
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Cyril Lignac - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 00:31:27 EST 93Lw/LaG No.4962388 Reply
You've maybe seen the Hannibal Buress bit where he jokes about his little cousin/nephew I forget what, having a fragile ego and is ashamed of masturbating or something and his go to comeback when he tells him his jokes aren't funny is asking whether he just came back from beating off because he will go into a dramatic denial tirade.

Joking about masturbating wearing a hoodie but no pants because upper body was cold but legs were on fire, looking extra weird and then reading the racist comments in the interracial porn, noting that the horniness of the racists seems to have overcome their hatred. Saying that he masturbates because as an adult he can and it makes him last longer if he has sex.

tl;dr Might make you last longer.

But you won't ejaculate like a porn star or this guy on the internet who claimed he could nut 12g of nut halfway across the room if he stopped beating off for a day. Also might be weird to insist on doing the weird porn sex straight away unless you've both agreed to it.
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Subramanyan Chandrasekhar - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 00:40:39 EST 3Cr0F64A No.4962394 Reply
>>4962381
>merica food paradise
no
>katz' deli
no, 20 bucks for a sandwich is unreasonable
>philly cheapsteak in jersey
why? its just a bad steak sandwich, get a chopped cheese
>nashville hot chicken
okay
>chicago style hotdog
no thank you, if i wanted a salad on my dog i would set it loose in a wholefoods
>denver omelette, american omelette
no, franch is only omelette worth making or eating, eggs that are brown are burned and are unfit to be fed to your mother in law
>seattle coffee
you must be joking

you listed a series of mediocre derivations of good european food
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Slab Squatthrust - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 02:44:08 EST r8Txfzaq No.4962443 Reply
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>>4962367
A Boston cream sandwich? But then you've go the the whole Luther-dog problem, except maybe without the additional problem of a Frankfurter being too long for a normal eclair.
>>4962178
If we're talking white people food, we're due to be talking turducken hotdogs, those damn well oughta be accessible!

Sexual Assault

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- Tue, 18 Feb 2020 12:04:44 EST EDB9t0Iv No.4960984
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YOU ARE OF THE WEAKER GENDER

I AM A PISSED-OFF SEX OFFENDER

FACE IT, BITCH! THERE'S NO ESCAPE

TONIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED
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Eric Ripert - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 02:36:37 EST t49SeSW5 No.4962442 Reply
please explain natalie imbruglia

Remember to clean your room

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- Sun, 09 Feb 2020 08:33:38 EST +C2fBZda No.4957226
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Or you will end up addicted to benzos and going for coma treatment in a russian gulag.
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Laces out

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 21:17:06 EST RUcvs49W No.4962322
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Has anyone else looked back and realized a piece of media you saw as a child influenced you heavily as an adult? Pic related, my sister noted the annoying animal loving similarities between us.
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Subramanyan Chandrasekhar - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 02:15:14 EST 3Cr0F64A No.4962434 Reply
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>>4962413
patrician tastes

>>4962422

oh look who came out of the basement to collection their participation trophy for appearing in the white race

Celebs bread fake/gif/webm/pics

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 21:48:00 EST LOleUaFy No.4961551
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Celebs bread fake/gif/webm/pics
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Nick Tatopoulus - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 02:12:32 EST zVgCHF4g No.4962431 Reply
It's odd, really. Why do we not give one another the benefit of the doubt of the joke these days. I remember times when we were layers within layers

Maybe we don't have enough time anymore and we get distracted, and it's hard to maintain full attention to be able to figure out what the fuck is going on. But there seems to be a lot of people who are reacting at face value to a comment these days rather than even doing the basic irony test. But perhaps they are also being ironing and I am just getting fuck in the ass by my stupid

What do

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 00:45:02 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4961964
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You're married to a vanilla partner. The hot kinky couple of your dreams invites you into a threesome. Your partner would never allow this in a million years, nor will they have a threesome with you.

What's worse, cheating on your partner, or dying knowing you lived a life partially unlived?
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Ludovic Lefebvre - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 01:44:18 EST SxNAsPS/ No.4962421 Reply
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The thing that ended it all for me was a girl that would let other men flirt with her in front of me, and then laugh at their jokes and start palling around with them, because they were just really cool. They were just being nice guys.

It had nothing to do with kink or vanilla.

And in the end, I ripped it to shreds. And looking back, it could be no other way. And I'm not sorry for all the things that happened. I'd do what I did again. Every punishing backstab. Every backbiting sabotage. And where she is now? Stranded, trapped in a small town, far away and going nowhere.

Her friends are out there, and if you're listening, I'm done with you too. May we never cross paths again. You are remnants of a past I intend to forget.
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Eric Ripert - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 01:59:47 EST t49SeSW5 No.4962427 Reply
>>4962423
It can be tough to move past. Sounds like gp was in a small community too, and that can help or hinder, depending on what values the community shares in general.

Narcos anonymous

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 08:07:23 EST O3qCrqyc No.4962055
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I'm thinking about going to a narco anonymous meeting for my drug use, has anyone ever been to one? How did it go?

Thank you good afternoon
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Rose McGowan - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 00:29:35 EST eQeVXoyd No.4962386 Reply
>>4962358
>everyone is supposed to hate Russia now
Okay John Bolton. You sound an awful lot like some kind of super faggy neoliberal tbh. Also the people who bitch the most about centrists are the future retards.
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Cyril Lignac - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 00:39:36 EST 93Lw/LaG No.4962393 Reply
Been listening to a pirated audiobook version of infinite jest. It's basically about a druggie going to NA/AA, haven't finished it though. I had to look up some of the things referenced. I had no idea what a Tucks medicated pad was. Thought it was funny that he named years after shit like the medicated pads and the adult diapers adding to the confusion about sequences of events.
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Nick Tatopoulus - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 00:45:48 EST zVgCHF4g No.4962397 Reply
>>4962393
That's what Infinite Jest is about? May be worth taking a gander

redpill me on covert throttling

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- Thu, 20 Feb 2020 10:53:13 EST Au+jURSl No.4961724
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I swear to fucking god that cockmast is doing it to me

I downloaded about 400GB worth of stuff over the night via wget, woke up and saw it finished successfully so I went on to the next thing but I kept getting 520 errors and nothing was saving so I figured I'd try to download things manually thinking maybe it was a software problem

When I did, I saw they would slowly go from 0 byte/s up to 1.5MB/s, stay there for a second, and then fail

Usually my speeds are in the 20-40MB/s range

Tried multiple platforms, Steam is the only one that they don't fail, but they stick around 100-500KB/s. Downloads fail, torrents pause, I can't connect to my VPN. YouTube videos take a few minutes to buffer. Clicking on images here it does that classic DSL slow unroll

I don't want tech support, just verification I'm not going insane
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AM/FM/LF Radio Frequency Tuners

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- Sat, 15 Feb 2020 21:12:08 EST 3X/e2auo No.4960070
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Hello all,

Back a few years ago when I used to frequent 420ch, I stumbled upon a post by someone who had posted a link to an AM/FM/LF tuner website which would allow users to listen into to random frequencies between different ranges and such. I had always found it neat because ability to slide it around and it would then begin streaming whatever position the user would set it at. Sadly, I had lost the link to the site and I was wondering if someone here would have a link to a site similar to that, as radio transmissions have always been something quite interesting to me.

Pic unrelated, a bird.
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Heath Herring - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 00:22:32 EST 3X/e2auo No.4962384 Reply
>>4960975

Wondering the same; anyone been able to find any? This is all really cool.
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Nick Tatopoulus - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 00:30:19 EST zVgCHF4g No.4962387 Reply
>>4960070
Same, would like to mess with this stuff if anyone has a primer or some tipz

overrated shit games

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 23:57:45 EST 2pfE2xkd No.4962372
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Which games do you think are the most OVER rated?

Deus Ex was never that good

Mass Effect 2 I didnt even know was supposed to be good. That game was a real steaming pile of shit and proof that you don't need to make good games, only get the combined forces of soulless corporate power with casting couch rapist Hollywood agents.

Anything Bethesda had to do with Fallout

If you could describe Coldplay with a food what food would they be?

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- Thu, 20 Feb 2020 20:10:46 EST evIzoUPJ No.4961898
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👁
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Moleman Manyblunts - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 22:44:31 EST O3qCrqyc No.4962351 Reply
Shit fucking garbage trash migraine inducing csncer vomit food

today thread

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- Mon, 10 Feb 2020 13:31:32 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4957741
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Do you know what today is?
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Shu Shibutani - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 02:29:18 EST MC6L0aFo No.4961997 Reply
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>>4961949
They are either a bot or are using google translate to write english. This is an english chan. That's enough to be called foreign. Has nothing to do with racism.
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Admiral Chekote - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 02:50:22 EST r8Txfzaq No.4962004 Reply
>>4961997
So what you're saying is, only foreign subverters would stoop to delving into a freakish, esoteric topic like the survival of Orangutans?
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Rokusaburo Michiba - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 23:44:57 EST 2pfE2xkd No.4962366 Reply
>>4961938
>their
My money is on someone from pol with severe mental health and substance issues. Fucking up their/they're/there is a pretty common English speaker mistake made by retards.
>monday molotov
It sounds more like a dumbfuck Fox watching boomer who mixed alcohol with his psychiatric medication honestly. Like what the fuck, is comparing veganism to Communism suppose to make us think bad things about it or something? Like half the board is genuine Communists and Socialists. My favorite great debate of 2019 is whether cookery is a bourgeois pursuit or not clearly it's proletarian if your labor is being exploited by an owning class who gives you in return such shit awful wages you still have to shop at Walmart with food stamps while making $30 plates for actual bourgeoisbut then if your wife cooks your meals, does that make you exploitative?

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