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Corona conspiracy thread

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 00:42:14 EST nArjsrgJ No.4960155
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What do you think the most likely thing is going to happen?
Most likely origins?
What is the craziest thing that could happen?
Most crazy origin?

Remember, Reynolds wrap will CONTAIN the BOUNCE the 5g inside your head.

Corona Virus affects the ACE2 Gene receptors, which is mostly on Asian males, which is also very low in Asian females and almost non existent in male Europeans and African americans. The new conspiracy theory is that the ACE2 Gene in the kidney and testes was a failed bioweapon population control in Chinese males
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Dawn Marie - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 13:30:01 EST 3Cr0F64A No.4960310 Reply
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Boris says fuck you too
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Leonard Powers - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 13:30:16 EST MCvZrXmp No.4960311 Reply
>>4960306
everyone fucks up occasionally, even scientists. considering how easily this virus spreads, all it takes is one minor breach of safety protocol and it's out.
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Dawn Marie - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 13:35:56 EST 3Cr0F64A No.4960320 Reply
>>4960311
Notice all the PC4 labs all over the world that keep leaking viruses and other deadly diseases? No? Oh that's because you don't have single layer security and nobody works alone on projects.

Or is it only the incompetent chinese that are capable of building a pandemic but incapable of containing it?

It isn't like wiping your feet at the front door or taking off your shoes.

escapling my destiny of being a complete drunk

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 00:07:33 EST j/1QYkrr No.4960133
File: 1581829653662.jpg -(73692B / 71.96KB, 720x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. escapling my destiny of being a complete drunk
>Be 22
>Meet girl online
>She comes over and fucks me one night
>Super fucking hot and good at sex
>Try to date her after, but shes not interested, still comes to see me
>Not interested because all i do is get completely drunk and blare 90s rap music constantly
>she starts dating some dude by the end of the summer, don't hear from her much more after that
>now I follow her on social media. its been like 6 years. she has a kid and is married to that dude.

I live at my moms and have no car. its a temporary thing, I'm moving out by spring and will have a car. But i look back at all the women I been with and this one stands out. It honestly kinda hurts, I never made an effort because all I cared about was partying. I still party, not as much. I'm never really looking for a girl, always just trying to get laid. When I do its by ratchets.

I'm 27 and look at my uncles. Not bad people by any means, but old, whiny drunks. I don't want to become these guys but I think society, and my family, kind of expects me to.

I really, really do not want to end up like that. I should have got my shit together and got w/ that girl but I was too immature. I need to settle down soon, but i refuse to with a nasty or someone overweight, im too shallow for that
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Stephen Hawking - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 13:31:58 EST 8X+TkZOX No.4960317 Reply
>>4960301
It's the dumbass pimps with their anime figurines who are getting the most butthurt by this thread. I'm trying to steer OP straight into realizing he has got to stop fucking drinking. And no you're not going to meet any decent people at bars OP but you've probably already figured that one out. I'm particularly saddened by this thread because I know exactly how OP feels. Well, two of my exes were a complete disaster on legs so I don't feel bad about that, but man I missed the boat with others.

Are you seriously so absolutely retarded and naive you haven't heard the phrase "the one that got away"? Are you an pimp and this thread is making you butthurt because it's reminding you that as a 27 year old collecting anime figurines at his mom's house and spending his unemployment benefits on booze that not only are you a virgin now, but that you need to make serious changes in your life and make effort on your part to avoid having to pay hookers for sex when you're 35? Do you do game reviews for IGN?

FYI the real reason pimps are the way they are btw is a complete lack of self reflection, blaming others for their mistakes rather than take personal responsibility, and most important of all refusing to make any effort on their part. You'll notice not once did I say anything about height. pimps love talking about height because it's the one thing they can't change so they never have to reflect on the fact they're fat barely employable insufferable slobs and that's why they can't get laid and that it's their core personality defect and pathetic lifestyle which they could easily change but refuse to do so. Sadly some things do get harder and harder as you age which includes getting to point in your career that's actually respectable. What kind of woman do you think is ever even going to consider dating the assistant manager of Wendy's as his life achievement by age 35? Most women would straight up divorce you for that.
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Ray - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 13:34:31 EST HFHUv8bS No.4960318 Reply
>>4960294

I was going to respond with legitimacy, but I don't know if it's worth it.

>The simple fact of the matter is you start a family in your 20s
>If you're super lucky and willing to grab the leftovers you might be able to snag a wife in your 30s, or 40s if you're rich, successful, and always were somewhat handsome
>the point where you suddenly stop having women look at you and are now becoming a creepy old perv

Dude, the world is not so black and white. It's like you got all of your life advice from MTV reality shows.

Do punks scare black people?

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- Fri, 14 Feb 2020 16:57:18 EST rkltZOAG No.4959381
File: 1581717438166.jpg -(3156506B / 3.01MB, 4032x1908) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Do punks scare black people?
I'm a 6'4" punk man. I wear the spiky leather, the mohawk, tattoos, combat boots, etc. Today I noticed all the black people I passed kept looking at me suspiciously while most other people look once or twice and go about their business, I kept getting worried glances. I'm not i some kind of weirdly segregated society like LA. I'm a quiet guy, don't bother people, so why all the weird looks (other than the obvious)?
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Nomdrop Bubbleflopn - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 13:30:23 EST kaBtyxNo No.4960313 Reply
>>4960309
Ugh I as well am sick of this thinly veiled /pol/ shit. Ugh.
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ClaraBardson.ace - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 13:34:38 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4960319 Reply
I'm so sick I need a nasal decongestant. People talking shit but I ain't ever stressin.

Horny drugs

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 12:00:45 EST ypbdhJI6 No.4960259
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Caffeine makes me horny as fuck. I think it’s because with my ex, whomst I had the best sex of my life with, I would have a coffee and head over there in the morning and have amazing sex when I was freshly caffeinated. Then I quit drinking coffee for a while, but now whenever I drink it I get fucking horny as fuck and wanna BONE DOWN. It has been literal years since that ex but here I am just all horned up.

Weed also used to make me horny af probably because id get high exclusively to masturbate. Too bad it makes me paranoid (but still horny) now. Its a weird feeling thinking you may die but also really wanting to bang at the same time
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Marcus Davis - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 12:52:13 EST ypbdhJI6 No.4960286 Reply
My ex is such a jerk and I hate him but sometimes when I get this way I just want that evil dick. Why is evil dick the best dick?
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Dick Gumshoe - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 13:30:16 EST PMiFJDfT No.4960312 Reply
>>4960286
You're a girl? Yeah, weed is not for everyone. I have a feeling it ruins my libido for a long time (more than a week maybe) after I smoke it. Too bad cause I actually enjoy the high.

Old But Gold

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- Sat, 15 Feb 2020 22:39:36 EST lrKFoz8U No.4960094
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Old meme thread.

GO!

>inb4 here come dat boi

I'm talking 2004+ shit. No new shit
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coronovirus blues

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- Sat, 25 Jan 2020 15:27:11 EST xKJyIlIM No.4950600
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Yo people are getting diagnosed with this in the us....millions quarantined in china...definitely some type of cover up by the Chinese government pretending to have this under control by showing strength...they definitely do not. Leaked Video of Chinese hospitals with numerous dead lying on the floor. We have not yet seen the impact of this yet here in America but could in the next week.

Be careful everyone wash your hands try to avoid Chinese people if you can
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Ishka Moogie - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 12:24:06 EST TePiOgjp No.4960269 Reply
There's literally no way to predict what will happen yet so I don't really see the point in worrying. Buy a mask and some emergency good if it makes you sleep better at night. Then wait and see what happens
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Stephen Hawking - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 13:22:10 EST 8X+TkZOX No.4960302 Reply
>>4953901
What makes you think it's
Oh okay well no you're probably right, it probably is a lot of the same people. I personally hold both accountable although on the plus side that's more vaccines for me. If we get hit with a truly scary pandemic there's going to be a severe shortage on vaccine even after they finally synthesize one. A bunch of dumbass anti-vaxxers getting themselves killed? And letting me have their vaccine? Oh, what a tragedy, oh no.

we're mostly 25 year olds, and we'll probably survive till 2080 -- 2090

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 12:33:09 EST nxJo4LE0 No.4960276
File: 1581874389338.jpg -(96346B / 94.09KB, 800x716) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. we're mostly 25 year olds, and we'll probably survive till 2080 -- 2090
how do you think the world will be like in 2080? is it worth it not killing ourselves just so we can see what goes on in 2080? will there be flying cars
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Stephen Hawking - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 13:18:35 EST 8X+TkZOX No.4960297 Reply
>>4960290
It's a sad feel of being an older druggie. Most people by age I'd say 35 either chilled out massively, came to Jesus or something, or died. Or they're in jail. Just being here I can tell how many people we've lost and I don't think some elements of the culture changing or having less posters is just because of the future retards or people getting lives or whatever. Probably a third of /opi/ from 2008 is dead now, maybe more. I sincerely believe every dealer who cuts dope with fentanyl should be murdered. It's the sole group of people other than pedophiles I don't feel bad about seeing hauled off to jail and I actively wish it upon them. There is no greater scumbag than someone like that.

So if you personally ever did that, anyone reading this, I want you to know I sincerely hope you get raped by cops and get killed in jail. I really fucking do. You are a piece of shit and a scumbag and I hope you fucking die like people I've known who got killed because they got a hot shot they were specifically told was just heroin and had your fentanyl in it. I hope your own mother rats you out you fucking dirtbag.
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ClaraBardson.ace - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 13:27:18 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4960307 Reply
>>4960299
No promises, I'm suicidal half the time. Still, i made it this far.

Why don’t men get mandatory vasectomies?

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- Sat, 15 Feb 2020 14:07:29 EST /b3hHPq2 No.4959866
File: 1581793649761.jpg -(73227B / 71.51KB, 640x471) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Why don’t men get mandatory vasectomies?
Every time a man jerks off they kill millions of potential children. These children could be brilliant doctors and scientists who may be able to save us from cancer, coronavirus, and climate change. It is COMPLETELY unethical to let these men continue to slaughter billions of innocent children.

Alternatively we could store some of their sperm and then cut their balls off. That way we can continue to reproduce without having so many casualties. Why do men think its okay to MURDER just because they get fucking horny? Keep it in your pants for once. I’m disgusted at the state of men in our society.
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Polly Summerspear - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 12:00:49 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4960260 Reply
If someone would give me a free vasectomy I would leap at the chance.
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Teddy Long - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 13:40:52 EST Seh+PELR No.4960322 Reply
Everytime a woman gets pregnant, she kills like millions of potential babies in favor of just ONE. Like how do you pick just one random kid and kill a fucking million other ones. Is that fucked up or what?

astros

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 04:10:54 EST 6GU9IuHY No.4960195
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come home astro
new ownership no stinky old bo
https://astrochan.net
https://astrochan.net
https://astrochan.net
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Remember to clean your room

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- Sun, 09 Feb 2020 08:33:38 EST +C2fBZda No.4957226
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Or you will end up addicted to benzos and going for coma treatment in a russian gulag.
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Phor Twentee - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 05:59:34 EST r8Txfzaq No.4960201 Reply
>>4959465
>He's basically like exactly every other professor I've ever known: not dogmatic, free-thinking.

Wow, what a hypergenerously concise way to reveal how utterly full of shit you are!
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Amanda Grayson - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 10:58:35 EST E1d9lAtp No.4960240 Reply
>>4960201
Teachers r dumb education is a scam Lol haha thats why i dont study anything, everything academic is all propaganda. Education is 4 slaves dude lol

finally coming out

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 09:50:15 EST udqxYRLm No.4960224
File: 1581864615830.jpg -(118934B / 116.15KB, 640x640) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. finally coming out
"Look who went out their cave today! Its 420chan poster!!!"

Your responce ?
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Grendel the Green Gigas - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 10:17:52 EST BowkiUKZ No.4960230 Reply
>>4960224
"Enough with the cave jokes, we're going Plato on this bitch! I've got a 50g shroom tea brewing and who's tired of looking at the shadows?"
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Boarder Samuel - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 10:40:40 EST P8EgR1ar No.4960236 Reply
"Keep the internet on the internet, retard."

Well

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 07:26:23 EST ag/HwmpI No.4960210
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Someone got into his s/o's stash, sans permission, fucking again. Because reasons.

When she wakes up and can't find the product it's going to be hell.

I guess I just wanted to express how much I hate myself, I guess.

Yeah, boohoo, rather mild situation, considering. Either way I'm fucking screwed.

You're there when it's good, you're there when it's bad 420chan.
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Boarder Samuel - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 08:57:50 EST P8EgR1ar No.4960218 Reply
>>4960213
Do you understand that by your behavior you are causing the problem you're trying to cure? Be the person people can leave their stuff alone with. FFS. Admit what you did, apologize, pay her back, don't do it again, and make up for it in other ways. Don't do bad shit to people who are HELPING YOU.
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Boarder Samuel - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 09:18:24 EST P8EgR1ar No.4960219 Reply
>>4960213
Confront reality. Those dark thoughts intruding on your night are guilt, right? For the bad things that you do to get the drugs that help you erase your guilt for the bad things you do to get the drugs? You need to decide the kind of person you want to be. Who is the hero in your story? Not you, if you keep doing terrible shit to your FRIENDS of all people.
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Mark Henry - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 10:28:44 EST QmBs14Cb No.4960232 Reply
yall should go to rehab together

i mean unless you stole some weed, but i'm assuming it's something much more addictive


What a disgusting piece of Budashit.

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- Wed, 05 Feb 2020 10:11:28 EST cKBLwgI0 No.4955090
File: 1580915488211.png -(267528B / 261.26KB, 750x1334) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What a disgusting piece of Budashit.
>we learned our lesson we are going to do this one right!

democracy is dead.
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Phor Twentee - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 06:17:33 EST r8Txfzaq No.4960202 Reply
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>>4959645
It's just glamour photography, nothing to be touchy about.

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