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simpsons tubeposting

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- Fri, 02 Oct 2020 06:26:20 EST L/V5wBnD No.5058381
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new tubeposting thread
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You're life

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- Fri, 23 Oct 2020 12:54:26 EST fkTKyzEo No.5068514
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What did you become, /b/?
Prepared to have kids yet?
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MartinBlythefield.dat - Fri, 23 Oct 2020 20:31:45 EST uu2lpHgZ No.5068677 Reply
>>5068676
I started as a music major in college, hated learning the half-steps and whole steps shit, switched to radio, hated working for basically nothing everywhere and doing boring edutainment shit, now I'm thinking about switching back to music to become a music therapist but idk seems like a competitive field.
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Thomas Puckledock - Fri, 23 Oct 2020 22:04:01 EST trWWHfi9 No.5068690 Reply
I became a homeless drifting bard
Ain't so bad at times but cbd and some work right now would legit make life perfect Maybe a shower too but at least im realistic about the stuff i can solve and not the unfixable body modification my parents cursed me with/spoiled]
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Baby Eater - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 05:56:22 EST AHikRF07 No.5069200 Reply
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I supposedly contribute to science and get papers published but I'm a glorified IT consultant that keeps the wheels spinning. Just another brick in the wall. Wife but no kids yet. I like me, and a small number of Post Docs like me, but that ain't shit.

Halloween

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- Sun, 25 Oct 2020 02:46:24 EST vKGK6vj1 No.5069183
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What are you guys doing for halloween this year?

Sound off in the comments and don't forget to like and subscribe.

Love you, friends.
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Baby Eater - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 05:44:57 EST AHikRF07 No.5069197 Reply
Being fucked up on LSD in public, mostly.

A timeless classic

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 23 Oct 2020 18:32:57 EST I8TV+Sw9 No.5068640
File: 1603492377433.webm [mp4] -(14349770B / 13.69MB, 1920x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. A timeless classic
Butt Security is the leading new InfoSec brand. Always practice safe #ButtSec.
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internet

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- Sat, 24 Oct 2020 20:56:34 EST 03ll87hR No.5069095
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why do people shitpost and are so mean on the internet
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Dragon Tamer Charles - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 22:55:06 EST trWWHfi9 No.5069146 Reply
>>5069145
>Not telling someone to kill themselves because of some taste or belief isn't falsifying yourself
Agreed. But you answered yourself in thr first part. I personally cannot deal with the ego tripping post nabbers stacking up their endless posts, and wanking in inner circles.
Feels gud not being tied to discord or accounts like those who need to kill themselves pronto
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Johnny Curtis - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 22:59:50 EST /V4Dq25i No.5069147 Reply
>>5069146
>answered yourself in thr first part
...answered what?
I'm saying there's places without both, ego lords and trash lords
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Baby Eater - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 05:04:03 EST AHikRF07 No.5069194 Reply
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>shitposting and being mean on the interweb
The brain cult of macho irony is the traditional religion of net indigenous humans.

Bungled

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- Sat, 24 Oct 2020 21:31:12 EST trWWHfi9 No.5069103
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>brushing my teeth at the park
>walk over to the plugs to charge my phone
>random approaches to offer me a puff of his spliff
>politely decline
>offers me wine instead
>repeat myself
>asks where I'm from
>offers marriage to get me a citizenship
>stumbles backwards and says he isn't gay
>okay.png
>offers me a ciggie
>visibly lit up
>finishes the half of his wine bottle
>starts telling me how he lost his license
>offers to drive me up the ridge to smoke more ciggies
>hesitant, but offer to sell him some green
>needs to ask his mum for money
>grown ass man borrows my phone to argue with his mum for five minutes
>comes back and low balls me
>pick my phone charger up and leave after taking his phone number
>he drives down the street and stall his motorbike
This was my first time selling weed and i couldn't even complete the transaction
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Fucking Blashman - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 01:39:05 EST WJfwEChQ No.5069178 Reply
>>5069174
I live in "Las Vegas/Private Plaza". All costumers are well taken care off.
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Baby Eater - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 02:04:32 EST AHikRF07 No.5069179 Reply
By creating the situation through initiating contact and his attempts at being accommodating, he had the tempo here. From that tempo, you were not in a good position to attempt negotiations. You got schooled, OP.
If you want to be the person selling, you should look at your rando as an example to emulate, oddly enough: he made direct contact, offered you things you might want, and set the terms of the agreement. At all points of the interaction as you describe it, you make no assertions, and you accepted the assertions he posits.

I'm not trying to be mean, but if you want to sell anything, let alone drugs, you need to be the person who puts the information about the product out into the world, set the terms of the exchange, and then provide that exchange. The assumption of social risk is on the seller here, because being assertive also means the possibility of sticking your foot in your mouth, but letting your client dictate terms to you isn't a winning strategy.
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Jesus Hayzeus - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 05:01:46 EST xfRr0kmg No.5069193 Reply
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OP you are a comedy of errors.

Never get friendly with some one like that especially in at night and alone. Thats the fast track to rape town.

jews deserve another holocaust

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- Sun, 25 Oct 2020 04:23:19 EST St82O4l4 No.5069190
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Yves Edwards - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 04:56:25 EST QJvBd5uB No.5069191 Reply
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from a biological perspective, he had a point

Normal human bean?

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- Thu, 22 Oct 2020 10:27:57 EST b7Y1itr4 No.5067942
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Why can’t we have a normal human being running 3rd party. I’ve been looking through the 3rd party candidates as a big fuck you towards Biden and Trump, but it seems that everyone running 3rd party is either a lunatic or a joke or both.
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Yorda - Fri, 23 Oct 2020 17:52:06 EST KmIYqHaV No.5068631 Reply
There's no point voting 3rd party until we get rid of FPTP.

Ranked Choice (also called IRV - Instant Runoff Voting) is appealing but it's a red herring. I say this as someone who up until recently preached it as the way to get out of the 2-party stranglehold.
Various "consensus-based" methods are probably better, such as Approval Voting.

All voting systems have their pros and cons, but FPTP is a heaping pile of dogshit, like literally the most barbaric and simplistic voting system possible, and absolutely stupid for something as bit as national elections, let alone state and arguably even city.
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Neelix - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 01:31:36 EST KMlVS2As No.5069176 Reply
I read this thread to see if there are any cool 3rd parties people are excited about and all i got was the same retarded Trump vs Biden arguments that the entire internet is saturated with (only with a slightly lefty bend).

Thanks 420Chan :(
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Yves Edwards - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 04:13:11 EST QJvBd5uB No.5069189 Reply
"i'm like deadpool, for god" - kanye west

While you were calling someone a faggot online

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- Fri, 23 Oct 2020 10:12:36 EST THeJpUyO No.5068444
File: 1603462356317.jpg -(76485B / 74.69KB, 1200x799) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. While you were calling someone a faggot online
He was helping people fight depression and suicide, while you were being a hypocrite and putting more negativity into the word he was building people up. What the fuck have you done lately?
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Polly Greenwater - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 00:37:00 EST rCh0tnXd No.5069160 Reply
I've eaten so much candy and cookies and rice krispies. I was gonna wait until halloween to pig out on candy but then I figured I'd just buy it and eat a little at a time but oh god I fucked that plan up.
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Polly Greenwater - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 00:38:17 EST rCh0tnXd No.5069162 Reply
>>5069058
yo what happened to that draw a dog thread? I swear it just poofed into the ether

It's boring

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- Fri, 23 Oct 2020 04:04:13 EST BlbbJfUV No.5068411
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This is pretty boring
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Maid Jenny - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 00:56:14 EST cP2Ij9Bl No.5069167 Reply
differential equations

i feel like such a fucking fool sometimes

and people just let me get away with it.
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Easty Beasty - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 01:17:19 EST zdDwpxQP No.5069173 Reply
>>5069167
they do? it's the differential on the inside that counts jenny, otherwise car wheels would still rotate together & stuff

Weekend Plans

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- Tue, 20 Oct 2020 06:36:53 EST zMQ7WQSJ No.5067028
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WHAT ARE YOU

>PLAYAN

>WATCHAN

>LISTENAN

>READAN

>EATAN

>DRINKAN

>FAPPAN

>FEELAN
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Thiago Alves - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 00:22:14 EST ig5yeC2x No.5069159 Reply
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I spent all day either passed out or throwing up.
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Ernest Gidgepig - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 00:37:32 EST i0lwvjHm No.5069161 Reply
>>5069150
I've been making a lot of hot sauce this year (started last year), though not any fermented varieties. I might try that with a Bajan Pepper Sauce recipe someday. The sauces I've made some far though are bomb as shit.
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Ricardo Rodriguez - Sun, 25 Oct 2020 01:04:18 EST KmIYqHaV No.5069170 Reply
>>5069161
You gotta ferment if you're lovin the hot sauce life. Obviously best if you can get peppers locally that you know aren't sprayed to shit with chemicals, because you want them wild yeasts and lacto-babies to culture. And use a good salt obv. not that iodized shit or cheapass bits of plastic.

You know what I think?

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- Sat, 24 Oct 2020 11:38:51 EST 2rD6zZfk No.5068901
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I think you're all a bunch of fucking
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Ellen Brownpaste - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 19:29:56 EST W2kU6zbR No.5069079 Reply
>>5068969
candlejack isn't even real. besides, you guys aren't even doing it right. he only gets you if you say his full na

The Troll Wars I told you

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- Sat, 24 Oct 2020 20:03:56 EST tLPXKr+w No.5069087
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Moms all over the country and world are winning!!!
We can't lose (◕ᴗ◕✿) let's give it our all!!!
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Groundskeeper Boothby - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 20:55:41 EST pF94XpsC No.5069094 Reply
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>>5069088
That PBJ looks over-stuffed and nasty, 2/10 would not eat.

Why don't we just kill all americans?

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- Thu, 22 Oct 2020 08:09:54 EST pUvhSBCn No.5067903
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The US is the biggest mistake of humanity, why don't we rectify it?
Kill All americans 2020, Anyone?
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Gentleman Thomas - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 22:40:43 EST Ioi36jpj No.5069142 Reply
>>5069138
No you just worship americans because you're boring shit hole country by produce anything worth consuming you want to be like californians and be cool like them so you try to talk and dress like them you're a poser
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Dragon Tamer Charles - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 22:46:54 EST trWWHfi9 No.5069144 Reply
>>5069142
I'll read American lit and I dig their proverbs but when every country is squeezed out of the entertainment market by loud accented americans yelljng at the top of their voice, then nah, i won't have it. Besides, american problrms have become global ones. Race and the use of nagger are pretty typical now wherever i go with my fellow brownman.

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