Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
Subject
Comment
[i]Italic Text[/i]
[b]Bold Text[/b]
[spoiler]Spoiler Text[/spoiler]
>Highlight/Quote Text
[pre]Preformatted & Monospace Text[/pre]
[super]Superset Text[/super]
[sub]Subset Text[/sub]
1. Numbered lists become ordered lists
* Bulleted lists become unordered lists
File

Sandwich
Discord Now Fully Linked With 420chan IRC

Corona conspiracy thread

View Thread Reply
Hide
- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 00:42:14 EST nArjsrgJ No.4960155
File: 1581831734369.png -(1232856B / 1.18MB, 2048x1674) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Corona conspiracy thread
What do you think the most likely thing is going to happen?
Most likely origins?
What is the craziest thing that could happen?
Most crazy origin?

Remember, Reynolds wrap will CONTAIN the BOUNCE the 5g inside your head.

Corona Virus affects the ACE2 Gene receptors, which is mostly on Asian males, which is also very low in Asian females and almost non existent in male Europeans and African americans. The new conspiracy theory is that the ACE2 Gene in the kidney and testes was a failed bioweapon population control in Chinese males
49 posts and 7 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Arlen Hashbottom - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 15:51:18 EST If0JqG2y No.4961049 Reply
1582059078773.jpg -(105370B / 102.90KB, 680x907) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>4961044
Preppers would actually stock up on MRE dogshit because they are concerned about those canned goods imbibing the food with gay
>>
Data - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 18:43:18 EST BPVDJBbF No.4961080 Reply
>>4960155
the chinks have been putting out faulty and doctored research for decades now. show me a citation that has a non-yellow primary author and we can talk. why worry with a wild vasectomy virus when they can just cull who they want in a precise and targetted way?
they could just ship conscripts to the Congo or throw bodies at Syria. Why publish their secret bioweapon in an English journal? The Chinese leaders want one unified planet of Han chinese. why sterilize their own instead of starting the virus silently in India or somewhere in Central America? Bad plot 2/10
>>
Tadashi Nakajima - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 19:27:28 EST If0JqG2y No.4961084 Reply
>>4961080
Chinese keep flogging up projects and they don't even have the black people to place there

Sonday Procrastination, Moonday Moodivation

View Thread Reply
Hide
- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 14:03:30 EST zBhd6KPa No.4960689
File: 1581966210867.jpg -(192130B / 187.63KB, 1504x1004) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Sonday Procrastination, Moonday Moodivation
I'm outraged at pagans insistion upon spelling the Lord's day with a reference to the pagan Sun-god.

She says, " I can help you masterbate for a fee"

To which I says, " I only have food-stamps"

And the sitiation quickly devolved from there.
9 posts and 3 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
PriscillaClarryham.xsl - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 11:21:19 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4960976 Reply
>>4960972
>Cicadavirus
More like viral mind-memes.
Infection by curiousity.
>>
Hector Lombard - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 19:19:04 EST egOh+lnb No.4961083 Reply
The turd was soft and marbled light brown like a well aged prime cut of steak.

b is getting boring :(

View Thread Reply
Hide
- Tue, 18 Feb 2020 15:48:25 EST E1d9lAtp No.4961048
File: 1582058905396.jpg -(96354B / 94.10KB, 1024x943) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. b is getting boring :(
This place isnt as fun as it used to be :/
9 posts and 3 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Anders Holmvik - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 18:47:45 EST 6LvtdVif No.4961081 Reply
1582069665117.jpg -(82751B / 80.81KB, 1242x979) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>4961072
Chan format doesn’t have much depth, but old people fucking love forums. You can find all sorts of special interest boards where oldheads have been talking about the same shit for 20+ years, but it doesn’t get old or repetitive because they have history together and an archival catalog of shit that contributors have built into a community.
.
I would really like to see some type of AnonAccount implemented, even if it’s just voluntary. We need to be able to have multi year battles about communism and circumcision. The image board platform is just not catered to building actual relationships and the closest it gets to being a community seems to be the groupthink and memes. There’s magic here and there but it needs constant support for the young drug addled enthusiastic/ADD minds who find these precious boards to thrive. We should be able to pay to have our posts bigger too.
>>
AlbertCremmerkat.o - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 18:59:35 EST Bf9waaKw No.4961082 Reply
>>4961048
Did you ever stop to think maybe YOU aren't as fun as you used to be?

Imagine your perfect day

View Thread Reply
Hide
- Sat, 28 Dec 2019 18:23:02 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4939553
File: 1577575382815.gif -(31346B / 30.61KB, 115x113) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Imagine your perfect day
Write it here.
57 posts and 21 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
PriscillaClarryham.xsl - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 10:54:24 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4960967 Reply
1582041264937.jpg -(97520B / 95.23KB, 768x509) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>4960944
I'll give that a try my dude. Actually kinda had a sign I should get in on the wort earlier, chopped down a tree a while back, and on the earth pile I had dug up to get to the roots there started growing some kind of mugwort/wormwood looking thing. The leaves are exactly the same now when I gave mugwort a search.

Thanks for the reminder to get witchy with it, embrace the leaves.
>>
Monica Belluci - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 17:45:22 EST LRlhhSrZ No.4961075 Reply
>>4960944
I've often see such plants in local flora, didn't know i could smoke it, in my region there are growing 10 other subspecies of artemisia and apparently one of them is poisonous, now just have to wait till summer and be careful to pick the right one. Thanks for the info.

Modern World War

View Thread Reply
Hide
- Tue, 18 Feb 2020 12:28:40 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4960989
File: 1582046920937.jpg -(564590B / 551.36KB, 2400x1350) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Modern World War
What would a world war look like with modern tech, actually?
I remember self-aiming weapons being a thing in like 2015, as in you don't even aim anymore, the sights do that for you. You just choose a target and pull the trigger. Would there even be infantry? Would it all just be drone strikes?

Would FPV drone racers be the equivalent of figher pilots, or would AI controlled ones win out by default?

>TL;DR
What would modern all out war even look like?
12 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
AugustusGoppertotch.uue - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 16:51:44 EST TePiOgjp No.4961063 Reply
>>4961035
Agree. It'll become more economic and intellectual. Also CYBER
>>
Dongle McSpoogelheim - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 17:43:51 EST 7JXWX72I No.4961074 Reply
1582065831949.jpg -(134680B / 131.52KB, 951x752) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>4961009
>>4960997
Realistically in the modern day there are extremely few situations that would cause a large scale WWII style ground invasion of another major country, modern nation states just aren't interested in the sort of land grabs that would justify that kind of massive military offensive. Their rulers can get more out of economic and soft power in a globalized world, they don't need to actually conquer the land to profit from it.
The Germans in both world wars were trying to conquer the entirety of eastern Europe and dramatically and definitively rewrite the map, nobody has ambitions like that today. Even Russia is only looking at expanding into small border regions like Abkhazia, Crimea or Narva and using instability and proxy wars to control their neighbours.

The realistic flashpoints for major power vs power war I can think of today are;

India vs China: They have unsettled borders in the Himalayas, mutually occupy eachother's claimed territory, India host the Dali Lama and are deeply involved in Tibetan independence movements which the PRC see as an existential threat to the state, meanwhile Beijing are all weather friends and tight strategic allies with Pakistan, and have been backing marxist insurgencies in India since the 70s, both of which Delhi sees as existential threats.
Plus the Indian government right now are revisionist fascists who seem likely to try and do something stupid.
Depending on how the conflict is sparked and what role Pakistan is playing America and/or Russia could also get drawn in, Russia is a close strategic partner and important arms supplier for India, ditto the USA for Pakistan despite Pakistan's alliance with China.
It's the most likely flashpoint to escalate in my mind, and a complicated diplomatic situation with a lot of different crisis points that could trigger a lot of different responses.

honourable mentions
The Korean Peninsula: a North-South conflict or widespread instability threatening unification could easily escalate into an American-Chinese war just like in the 50s, possibly with Russian intervention if it looked like security for their Far East was threatened by a Northern collapse and American influence.

Russian expansionism in Eastern Europe: I don't think they ever would, but if they did launch full scale invasions to try and annex parts of the Baltic states, the larger bulk of the Ukraine or forcefully integrate Belarus then it would trigger the conflict NATO spent the entire cold war planning for. I doubt China would get involved unless it looked like they were collapsing and NATO was pushing for an invasion and regime change that would spread instability through central and north asia.

American intervention in Iran: would require a herculean effort and would bog down into an extremely costly war of attrition, the longer it goes on and the weaker America seems the more likely Russia or China would be to intervene and escalate it, but as it is unless the situation looks in their favour no one would come running to die with Iran on that hill.

Sexual Assault

View Thread Reply
Hide
- Tue, 18 Feb 2020 12:04:44 EST EDB9t0Iv No.4960984
File: 1582045484538.jpg -(2324771B / 2.22MB, 2400x2101) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Sexual Assault
YOU ARE OF THE WEAKER GENDER

I AM A PISSED-OFF SEX OFFENDER

FACE IT, BITCH! THERE'S NO ESCAPE

TONIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED
9 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Rikimaru - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 18:15:46 EST EcOlCPa5 No.4961077 Reply
I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator
I'm the fear addicted, a danger illustrated
>>
FannyGrandford.wav - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 18:19:45 EST zVgCHF4g No.4961079 Reply
>>4961069
Oh, not this PC nonsense. Look, the n'wahs call themselves n'wah all day; why can't I?

WEBM thread (suck my dick)

View Thread Reply
Hide
- Wed, 13 Nov 2019 13:05:47 EST cj0XroRI No.4923023
File: 1573668347661.webm [mp4] -(4752583B / 4.53MB, 640x640) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. WEBM thread (suck my dick)
thi
s is a webm thred in which you post webms an
d you watch orthe ppl's webms and then comment about them
okay? ok lets post some webms everybody
232 posts and 115 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Monica Belluci - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 16:59:37 EST LRlhhSrZ No.4961065 Reply
1582063177934.webm [mp4] -(6152944B / 5.87MB, 640x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>4960991
It certainly would make world a better place, but it would also put them out of their misery that they are creating for themselves, i like watching their country turn in another North Korea and i will be glad when their country collapses again like USSR did when they couldn't keep up with the arms race. Some peoples didn't manage to escape russian grasp and establish their Independence when USSR collapsed, this will be a new chance.

>>4961021
No. Its both sad and funny that russians have stepped on so many toes that they no longer can pinpoint who their enemies are or who is dissing them online, i hope it makes them paranoid when they go abroad. Don't get me wrong, i'm not accusing you of being a russian.

morning beer

View Thread Reply
Hide
- Fri, 24 Jan 2020 22:07:48 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4950216
File: 1579921668507.jpg -(97717B / 95.43KB, 1400x950) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. morning beer
I just woke up and started drinking beer
202 posts and 50 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
AlbertDuckhood.dic - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 16:11:09 EST ZgGrzmxC No.4961055 Reply
>>4961053

I didn't have that long binge that I would need tapering, I have no withdrawals or anything, just fatigue and tiredness which will probably go away after a few nights of good sleep. alcohol really fucks up your sleep
>>
Samuel Fenningnat - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 16:22:13 EST e7M2QMAA No.4961058 Reply
I like to drink hot vodka out of the trunk of my car.
>>
Gabriel Leavings - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 16:25:19 EST ujBfEqqn No.4961061 Reply
>>4961055
On nights I drink I need 7-9 hours of sleep to wake up refreshed, when I don't drink I feel the same off 3 hours. It doesn't seem healthy at all but it's kind of like natural amphetamines, by the end of the night my mind is flying because I guess it naturally expects a need to counteract being twisted. Idk Irish/German genes are probably my problem, sober me is the workhorse and drinking me is the sociable likable me, unfortunately

cartoon characters that you wanted to fuck when you were a kid

View Thread Reply
Hide
- Thu, 13 Feb 2020 15:37:16 EST qw2aM/Vu No.4958933
File: 1581626236474.jpg -(19873B / 19.41KB, 474x355) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. cartoon characters that you wanted to fuck when you were a kid
Brandy from brandy and mr whiskers used to make my pp feel weird
126 posts and 57 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Bibiano Fernandes - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 14:45:41 EST Ng2tXNuc No.4961032 Reply
1582055141185.gif -(2315757B / 2.21MB, 480x262) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>4961020
Kinda feel like I should wrap up this post a bit better:

That woman, and other women my age and older, turn me on very very much, but sometimes I'll be out and a female will catch my eye, out of the corner of my eye, and I'll turn and be like "ooooooooohh damn, she's pretty young. Whoops" And I'll think "Am I evil? Am I a bad person for having been at least visually attracted to this teenager?" And I think the answer is, no, I don't think I, or anyone else who looks at a young, healthy person and has a twang of attraction is bad, or evil, or whatever. Once you start leading that person into an unmarked white van with a trail or candy, ok, maybe it;s time to stop and think about things. Young people, even teenagers, are still highly impressionable and for a lot of people, their first sexual or romantic experience is the cornerstone for those sorts of thing the rest of their life. So, yeah, grooming, not so good. In all, probably pretty safe to stick around your age group for sex or romantic relationships. But, I'm not everyone, or anyone really, so what do I know.

As a futurist, what do I honestly see in the future? Well, soon enough, there will be hyperintelligent superbabies, and basically, Boss Baby will be real. So, what happens when the 2 year old CEO of Googlezon isn't legally allowed to get her rocks off? She'll change the laws and now you got baby-fucking going around. I guess, the only thing that makes sense here is to gengineer the baby-fuckers dicks to shrink so they don't tear Boss Baby apart, but I'm sure I've freaked you guys out enough by now, I don't even think all that is desirable, but as someone who writes futuristic fiction, I just see that sort of thing and others like it as eventualities.

Ok that was a pretty terrible wrap up but whatevs
>>
Bibiano Fernandes - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 15:10:37 EST Ng2tXNuc No.4961037 Reply
>>4960809
I'm pretty sure that's the no-fun police's job, so no, I think I'll just go transurf reality instead.
>>
Penny Cancer - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 15:42:47 EST utoiCvkb No.4961047 Reply
>>4961032
I don't think in that future we're going to be worried about that when we're in amazon brand slave labor camps

machine elves

View Thread Reply
Hide
- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 13:53:31 EST Raei9chG No.4960686
File: 1581965611553.png -(372424B / 363.70KB, 629x432) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. machine elves
so the reference comes up often here i have noticed, of a famous trip report by terrence meckenna, mentioning entities which are met during a DMT trip named by him as 'machine elves'. i myselve have met entities during a DMT trip, but never an 'elfish' being.

have any of you met a 'machine elf'? what was the meaning behind the vision, OR what knowledge or information did it "impart" to you?
23 posts and 5 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Bibiano Fernandes - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 13:57:55 EST Ng2tXNuc No.4961011 Reply
>>4960978
Well, from what I've read the "elf" decription isn't so much about their appearance, and is more relevant to their demeanor, as in, they seem like some sort of Higher Dimensional, Mischievous fae analog, like they know something you don't and are trying to get you to figure it out yourself, all giggling amongst themselves while goading you along. Sometimes they act more benevolent than other times.

I think Terence McKenna described one of his first encounters with them as being "jeweled, self dribbling basketballs". Not very elf-like at all.
>>
Rumple Foreskin - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 15:31:26 EST FKfea+Kq No.4961043 Reply
1582057886459.png -(227925B / 222.58KB, 300x426) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>4960833
Not Tolkien, but the fantasy racial stereotype for the Swiss has traditionally been Gnomes.
>>
Antoine Parmentier - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 15:41:57 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4961046 Reply
>>4961043
I always thought of Gnomes as Russian, probably because the Nick Jr. show, it had a really Russian feel to it, especially because it was a children's series that ended with the death of the main characters.

today thread

View Thread Reply
Hide
- Mon, 10 Feb 2020 13:31:32 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4957741
File: 1581359492449.png -(191662B / 187.17KB, 1958x1642) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. today thread
Do you know what today is?
75 posts and 8 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Simon Mankinhall - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 15:16:49 EST 3Cr0F64A No.4961041 Reply
pee pee poo poo
burger water comes out of you

You ever get some really bad ideas?

View Thread Reply
Hide
- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 23:24:28 EST 8bkHuiuW No.4960849
File: 1581999868220.webm [mp4] -(1562529B / 1.49MB, 562x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. You ever get some really bad ideas?
like sneaking in your neighbor's house and stealth killing them one by one. Or running in a supermarket, completely trashing it and running away. Or putting deadly traps in a place with lots of people. is it normal to have these thoughts
31 posts and 4 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Antoine Parmentier - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 14:40:38 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4961029 Reply
>>4961022
Even if the beliefs are proven wrong they find another reason to hate those people while being just as bad or worse.

I know a guy IRL that lives in filth, sits in piss and shit then just watches Maury and Springer and talks shit about black people being dirty animals and how white people are naturally better and smarter and how cops should just shoot people of color but kiss his ass because he was in the military. Most the racists I've met in real life are like this. They usually tell me "I'm one of the good ones" but I'm no house nigga daryl so I don't take their opinions into any kind of regard or return the sentiment and actually like myself a little less any time they say it so I make sure to be an asshole to new white people.
>>
NigelDummerfirk.vbx - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 15:10:51 EST 8bkHuiuW No.4961038 Reply
1582056651220.gif -(9866331B / 9.41MB, 310x233) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>>4961022
Sorry, I read just the first sentences from your other post without putting everything into context. I fucked up. But yeah, I'm very aware that racists don't dislike people exclusively because of the color of their skin, they have a shitton of irrational reasons why they dislike other races and glorify whiteness. Although they often just have an aversion to different skin colors and facial features and use all these silly reasons as excuses.

I have been to very racist far right imageboards, I know all the talking points. I used to eat most of this shit up because I was unironically an pimp up until I was 22 or something, and I was always very awkward socially, with no friends at school and all that. Probably the only thing I don't have in common with a school shooter is that I don't have a lack of empathy, so that's probably the reason why I was able to figure my way out of irrational far right ideologies and into based leftist ideologies.
>>
Bibiano Fernandes - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 15:16:43 EST Ng2tXNuc No.4961040 Reply
>>4961038
Thanks for the maturity, it's appreciated. I mean, there are probably still racists out there that are so naive or sheltered their main points for racism ARE the skin colors or facial features, languages etc. But, yeah, idk, it's just kinda stupid to judge others in general, so instead of demonizing racists or shunning/deplatforming, etc. I'd rather try and hear what they have to say, because in the end, any problem they have with another, is just a veil for a deeper problem they have with themselves. This goes for racism or any other problem you have with someone.

new simpsons shitpost thread

View Thread Reply
Hide
- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:04:04 EST 5OzgxxOL No.4947398
File: 1579367044870.jpg -(73395B / 71.67KB, 640x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. new simpsons shitpost thread
post your simpsons posts that are shitty
186 posts and 133 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
Report Post
Reason
Note
Please be descriptive with report notes,
this helps staff resolve issues quicker.