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fuck smalltown life

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- Tue, 30 Jun 2020 12:40:13 EST /WpbvBEK No.5021233
File: 1593535213838.jpg -(59490B / 58.10KB, 680x863) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. fuck smalltown life
Fuck the small town life. It's louder than life in an actual city cuz you're surrounded by a bunch of boomers who do nothing but cut their lawn and sit in their garden all day. If they at least knew what they're doing but they don't. They just fucking don't. I see them running around watering their plants when the sky is turning almost black and the news warned of an upcoming storm for days, they mow their lawn after it rained all night and don't care it's caking up their mower, they take an entire fucking hour to mow an area not much bigger than a garage and of course every single one of them has a high pressure cleaner that they use to hose down random shit. Their gardens are all fucking sterile and ugly and they probably spray lots of nasty shit all over the neighbourhood. If I ever find a magic lamp my first wish will be for everybody to shit themselves when they turn on their lawn mower.
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Billy Penishands - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 01:53:44 EST cxpilczL No.5024313 Reply
>>5024296

i think if i had to be eaten by wild animals (no joke one of my only true phobias) mountain lions would be one of my top picks
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Danshoku Dino - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 02:11:14 EST ROpq0DAd No.5024314 Reply
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>>5024313
I think jaguar would be best if you knew you were gonna die. They have by far the strongest bite force out of the big cats and could kill you almost instantly. Mountain lions are kinda bitches in comparison so it probably be more of a drawn out struggle.

Although it is supposedly possible to just choke a mountain lion to death so you'd have better odds to survive.
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Billy Penishands - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 02:53:10 EST cxpilczL No.5024319 Reply
>>5024314

i mean of course i would fantasize about how i would outfight any type of wild animal, but in reality, humans are fragile bitches with little ability to fight back, other than our use of weapons and our knowledge of anatomy, like going for the wind pipe. in my horror fantasy i am presuming i have lost in the altercation and i am just getting to choose which type of animal gets to enjoy eating my flesh.

Glad

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- Sat, 11 Jul 2020 02:13:56 EST hvCZeERw No.5024315
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I'm so glad /b/ is back up, for a moment I thought I'd been banned or something and that made me sad because I like posting on here.
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Princess Bubblegum - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 02:17:54 EST +2iBMmzM No.5024316 Reply
>>5024315
i only lurk & couldn't stop refreshing the site all day today. sooo glad it's back up :)

Multiple Boards Missing

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- Thu, 09 Jul 2020 19:55:44 EST cxpilczL No.5024297
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/b/ was down all day, can't access /420/ or I'd have posted this there. Kirt what's going on.

Tried posting this with a .gif as OP image, it said the filetype is not allowed. Something bad is happening.
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Billy Penishands - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 01:51:54 EST cxpilczL No.5024312 Reply
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whole fuckin SITE was down all day today

BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING

BAD BRAIN CELLS
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WilliamChunkinville.rar - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 02:36:53 EST LJ37hBrt No.5024317 Reply
the internet was starting to feel worthless

black pussy

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- Mon, 29 Jul 2019 19:11:05 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4883666
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have you ever fucked black girls? I got black pussy today for the first time (if you don't count one time with a prostitute years ago). Damn that ass and big tits. Where I live there are fery few black peole and even fewer black women.

She was very busty and had a huge ass but very tight pussy.

inb4 normie shit, I haven't had sex before this in 3 years. She didn't speak my language fluently but it was still really good and understandable.
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Marcel Boulestin - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 01:41:09 EST 4W2DOP/L No.5024311 Reply
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WHORES EVERYWHERE

Das future is authoritarian,

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- Mon, 06 Jul 2020 16:18:57 EST LJ37hBrt No.5023511
File: 1594066737150.jpg -(65863B / 64.32KB, 500x378) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Das future is authoritarian,
The covid crisis has remarkable differences in reaction across political landscapes. Brazil, India and the USA are not doing so great in this pandemic and i fear it will get worse. I wonder if this is a turning point in history where people will gradually insist on the merits of authoritarianism.

>what to do before the world becomes authoritarian
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Nicolaus Copernicus - Thu, 09 Jul 2020 04:40:25 EST +1nPWl95 No.5024285 Reply
>>5024242
I'm 99% convinced this guy is a 50 center, his only argument is whadaboutMURICA and unfounded comparisons to Scientology.
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Franz Quixtner - Thu, 09 Jul 2020 21:42:52 EST buNhMUlB No.5024305 Reply
The whataboutism in this thread is out of control. What if both the US and china are both horrible regimes that should not hold the global political power that they do?
>>5024171
Idk theres a lot of wild speculation itt about what this dude is. Could he be an agent of the ccp? A wild CIA disinfo agent gone rogue?? The most misguided tankie???

What about the concentration camps on both sides being horrible human rights abuses

STOP BEATING UP KIRT SPARDOT

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- Tue, 07 Jul 2020 14:39:23 EST FsbTCT32 No.5023755
File: 1594147163316.jpg -(3356713B / 3.20MB, 3024x4032) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. STOP BEATING UP KIRT SPARDOT
leave kirt alone
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Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 01:29:46 EST 47XrhYUM No.5024309 Reply
>>5023989
>Stress, adderall, and sleep deprivation absolutely can fuck you up.

Yeah I was just coming off 60 hours of nonstop work there

>Your chin is crooked and recessed because of grinding; i bet if you looked at your bottom teeth in the mirror you'd see how they've worn away.

No bruxism, just a shit angle

I've recently cut 30lbs and am back at 155lbs circa-2014 and have resumed weight training, once I shave and clean up and actually let myself get some decent sleep AND/OR get over these constant panic attacks I'll give you the before/after, I have cheekbones and fit into my old shirts again!

hot boy

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- Sun, 05 Jul 2020 19:56:15 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5023273
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hot boy
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Rachael Ray - Wed, 08 Jul 2020 03:32:16 EST eJPicdkU No.5023997 Reply
>>5023842
Theres a big difference between people who get big eating fresh fish and taro, and those who get big eating shitty modern american processed self-harm nutrient aggregates
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Lucien Olivier - Wed, 08 Jul 2020 04:23:00 EST Amt3l3y2 No.5024001 Reply
>>5023842
Are you still losing weight or are you 4 foot 10 and completely sedentry? Or are you not counting alcohol in that?
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Dana White - Fri, 10 Jul 2020 00:14:01 EST PErI9j88 No.5024307 Reply
>>5024001
I'm still losing weight but I had a lot to lose and it got precipitously harder to lose weight in the last year for some reason, but I mean with quarantine and only doing basic stuff like push ups and crunches in my house my actual base metabolic rate is probably only like 1800, I'm only like 5'5"-5'6" but still 190, down 20 pounds still in the last few months despite only ever leaving my house to buy drugs and groceries.

And total since I stopped drinking and gave myself a cheeky eating disorder in December I've lost 45 from my heaviest, still slow going because I cut out purging, used to binge and then drink enough to make myself throw up, kill two birds with one stone

Ok this piques my interest

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- Wed, 17 Jun 2020 08:29:58 EST 922TGvlX No.5015145
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Where is the chick from 8 seconds in from?

NBSPLV - Redox (Activeperish Video Editing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8GK24xmWkM

I am obsessed, she just looks so freshhhhh
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Sabre Man - Thu, 09 Jul 2020 19:59:59 EST eOP+kd50 No.5024299 Reply
I was just lucky enough to get a movie with Jennifer Connolly in it when she was young. Can't remember the film, it was bland but I had my eye on her.
She's too good for that train thing, that would derail with a lack of railroad maintenance within the first few years...
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Antoine Beauvilliers - Thu, 09 Jul 2020 20:10:31 EST eOP+kd50 No.5024303 Reply
>>5024302
Because I'm doing multiple things at once watching a large tv and on the computer, she's when I stopped and took a look.

How much contact with your drug dealer is too much?

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- Wed, 08 Jul 2020 14:42:10 EST YXF2P1fV No.5024105
File: 1594233730923.jpg -(39455B / 38.53KB, 482x468) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How much contact with your drug dealer is too much?
Is once a week too much? I don't have multiple people to buy weed from anymore and he's the only person I have now. I feel bad because I am probably a junkie to him.
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MarthaNickleway.ppd - Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:25:49 EST RjDwsClj No.5024290 Reply
I just buy online and get it by mail the next day nowadays. No "call me in an hour", "I'll be out in 20 just gonna eat" (he'll be out in 40+), "I'm really tired can you come tomorrow?" or just not answering the phone. Just goes for weed dealers though, guys who sell speed or party drugs are much more professional.
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PhineasPurringspear.qif - Thu, 09 Jul 2020 11:09:36 EST 5CGaoPPV No.5024294 Reply
I used to know a city dealer who had no sense of time so he was always an hour late (or more), but his shit was too good most buyers would wait hours for him. I stopped buying from him because of this but we became friends. Being his friend made me understand he wasn't lazy he was adhd and really had trouble with time and focus. He told me I wasn't a junkie because I called him on his lateness.

Now, ghetto street dealers are a different story, most of them want to turn people into junkies.
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Roxxi Laveaux - Thu, 09 Jul 2020 19:38:23 EST ZPHAO8iO No.5024295 Reply
My weed and drug dealers know how sporatic I am I'll blow them up sometimes without acknowledging it's too much but I think they love me (were friends) enough too understand it comes with there profession

General Anesthesia

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- Thu, 09 Jul 2020 00:30:10 EST erd+ywY8 No.5024248
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I have to get out under for a foot surgery in a week and my parents will have to pick me up. I’m afraid of how weird I may act afterwards and that I might tell them I like shemale porn or something. How fucked up are you exactly after getting put totally unconscious?
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Rival Angus - Thu, 09 Jul 2020 03:08:41 EST Tk45dqio No.5024280 Reply
The last time I went under I woke up, ripped everything off, stood on the hospital bed.. yelled BITCH UP!! and jumped out the window because I don't have insurance.
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Teacher Martin - Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:19:58 EST jFMQXDRB No.5024289 Reply
>>5024248
Idk dude I feel like in those videos of people being all wacky the doctors kinda fucked up and gave them too much of something. What I'm trying to say is I think that reaction is rather rare and not even dependent on the individual but i dont really know lol

I got put under once and I think they tried to go super light on the anesthesia because it was just tooth extraction. It didn't put me out on the first dose and then I woke up halfway through it. I woke up completely fine and coherent. Its just fent and a benzo with a really short halflife from my understanding you should be good and if not you wont remember lol

screen cap thread

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- Tue, 07 Jul 2020 22:26:01 EST JYiNU5Gt No.5023908
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POST CAPS FAGGOTS/STOGGAF
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Michel Bras - Thu, 09 Jul 2020 02:04:34 EST XocMQNCt No.5024271 Reply
lol that's me in OP's post
In an absolutely perfect world it would have been the first post on that board, but I guess I was pretty late for that.
>>5023961
Christ Applemilk, I haven't heard that name in a long time. What was the drama there? Is that Aush0k or whatever? Did 420chan have something to do with a raid on Applemilk?

Weekend Plans

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- Thu, 25 Jun 2020 00:43:53 EST 4ZQV/o75 No.5019214
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WHAT ARE YOU

>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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IsabellaBuvingstat.mp3 - Sat, 04 Jul 2020 13:18:31 EST HieqbbyR No.5022882 Reply
>>5022876
they probably have those over in his little croatian village of people he relates to, and he probably fuckin feels like the neighbors he has known his entire life are being bodysnatched by capitalism masquerading as consideration
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William Herschel - Thu, 09 Jul 2020 04:45:47 EST KaxUyWc7 No.5024286 Reply
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These threads are 8chan trash and if you post in them you are a confirmed nazi.

NO FUCKING BUMP

Bicycling

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- Tue, 30 Jun 2020 09:07:38 EST 0Zc4u3tP No.5021166
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Bicycling is for tattoos
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Emmanuel Yarborough - Thu, 09 Jul 2020 02:55:15 EST LHzTwjLK No.5024277 Reply
>>5024274
FAAACK U
no but honestly i blame the dipshits that stuck wire-and-canvas erosion fences all over the local wooded trail area. you can roll over the things 100 times and then have one pedal an inch too low on the 101st time and get caught on the wires and thrown forward.

CANADIAN NEWS

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- Wed, 08 Jul 2020 06:03:09 EST OrNh+mBu No.5024015
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KIRT SPOTTED AT ANTI-MASK RALLY IN TORONTO

https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-protestors-take-to-toronto-streets-to-oppose-mandatory-masks-in-ontario
>Protestors took to Toronto streets on Tuesday to demonstrate against the Ontario government's decision to make masks and anal tampons mandatory for indoor spaces. The protest, which was organized by thelinecanada.com, involved farting on the subway and chanting "hugs over masks" and "back to normal."
>The Ontario government has mandated that masks and anal tampons must be worn indoors as of Tuesday.
>Medical officers have the authority under the Ontario Emergency Act to make masks and anal tampons mandatory. This will allow local health officials to determine the conditions under which businesses are permitted to operate in the province.
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Vera Rubiin - Thu, 09 Jul 2020 03:00:00 EST PErI9j88 No.5024278 Reply
chanting "back to normal" doesn't magically make things go back to normal like a spell or something
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Girly Sanchez - Thu, 09 Jul 2020 03:11:31 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5024281 Reply
>>5024278
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