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you guys have always posted the funniest fucking pictures

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- Wed, 26 Feb 2020 19:34:55 EST aNy7Wj2a No.4964578
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Rare & funny & underrated highdea illustration/photograph/meme thread.

if it ends in .jpg and deserves the world, post that shit.
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JennyDipperstock.prn - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 04:06:30 EST 9JZtBqSG No.4965695 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

thinking of doing some gay shit

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- Fri, 28 Feb 2020 21:43:43 EST zVgCHF4g No.4965481
File: 1582944223352.jpg -(95338B / 93.10KB, 760x507) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. thinking of doing some gay shit
I'm thinking of doing some gay shit, /b/.

Only have done gay shit when I was younger, though. Finally I'm in a town and a time where people won't judge you for doing some gay dumb fag shit. And it sounds pretty fun. So I'm gonna try to do some gay shit.

The plan is: get on grindr and look for some twinks. I'm attractive, fit and can hold a conversation. What are my odds of getting a cute twink to drink my cum and vice versa in the next 6 hours? Is it more effort than it's worth? How does any of this work, anyway? I feel like I need to call gay tech support.

Also how do I make a grindr, I need ur help fags, pls help me do gay shit, thank you

t. not a gay
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Jennifer Sisko - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 03:25:14 EST RKOZfxbo No.4965692 Reply
>>4965559
Satire is so funny when it's out of proportion and too ridiculous to believe they are being serious at all
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Phil Baroni - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 03:59:17 EST ImKuX0U0 No.4965694 Reply
>>4965692
I wouldn't say I have a big penis really, it's just that I have a penis that is proportional to my size.

I'm a 6 foot tall man so I have a 6 foot penis

Male aggression in the US

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- Fri, 28 Feb 2020 22:45:42 EST Q7G8h1M0 No.4965531
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You ever see that kind of guy who always looks like he wants to fight everyone he sees?

What do you guys think the root of it is? Not getting enough love from women? The military-industrial complex messing with their brains? Or do they just want to feel like a big man?

Seen it from every race and type of person. I can't imagine how much it must suck having that type of headspace, they're just never zen.
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 02:28:32 EST iLikEToleARn No.4965676 Reply
>>4965675
But the damage taken when you see the world title again..
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Chief Lillian - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 03:04:57 EST 5GftVDwF No.4965688 Reply
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>>4965675

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other. I am close to believing the Carpentier-Dempsey match is the most beautiful thing I ever saw. A boxing match, to some of the other games, is like a Greek statue to a Doré print, a Greek play to some turgid Victorian three-decker.
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Engineer Wesley - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 03:56:47 EST Q7G8h1M0 No.4965693 Reply
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>>4965688
Boxing is certainly the most sophisticated form of fighting, and performance is art, however the toxicity is not entirely removed, both from the fighters and the audience.

The audience seek bloodlust and the fighters seek to unleash their ego, fighters like Mike Tyson is a good example of an unhinged ego.

It is essentially a gladiatorial arena that our society still chooses to propagate.

I mean, you're either a mindless spectator taking part in it or a slave put to the test for the amusement of others. This can be applied to some other sports as well.

real talk

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- Sat, 29 Feb 2020 01:00:32 EST uKz/pjwl No.4965634
File: 1582956032409.jpg -(271810B / 265.44KB, 1074x845) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. real talk
why do bad things happen?
it seems kind of dumb
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Phil Baroni - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 02:29:36 EST ImKuX0U0 No.4965678 Reply
>>4965668
Even your own brain, one that has evolved from a very flawed chain of biological processes and mechanism, evolving over eons of years, filled with failure after failure, with little success, only enough to win to live long enough to procreate, whose mutations have benefited once in a million, whose brain screams at them, is able to come up now, after so many iterations of life on this Earth, with a reality that doesn't actually exist but would be better.

Why? Well, that is something we all ask.
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Phil Baroni - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 02:33:36 EST ImKuX0U0 No.4965680 Reply
>>4965668
Engineering is a field of applied mathematics, physics, and chemistry that seeks not only to understand the world but create one that never existed.

You and I and everyone are riding on the backs of our own species' accomplishments. Now, more than ever, you and I and everyone have a chance to answer these questions that plague all of humankind. It is called 'application'

Music is boring

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- Thu, 27 Feb 2020 19:14:36 EST IpdhtWEC No.4964954
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I am losing all interest in music, what the hell is wrong with me?
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Ugly girls

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- Tue, 25 Feb 2020 16:37:23 EST 5/XsI/09 No.4963901
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BEAR WITH ME FOR A MOMENT

First me just say: somebody can be ugly without it necessarily being demeaning, like some people can be fat without it necessarily being demeaning. Some people are just objectively, undeniably fat, and some people are ugly in almost the same way. Probably a little more subjective, but the vast majority of society would still consider them ugly.

That out of the way,

Have you guys ever been with an ugly girl? What was it like. Did you go back? did you date? I need all the info. Please don't be a dick though.

If you like men, I still need this info re: ugly men you've been with.

Tell me everything
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Antoine Beauvilliers - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 02:31:02 EST zhM+ZHXl No.4965679 Reply
>>4965643
Maybe she just doesn’t like you. Hell, just based on reading this I don’t like you.
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Hiker William - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 02:40:42 EST 5/XsI/09 No.4965681 Reply
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This is now a leg thread
Leg posts only please.
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Phil Baroni - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 03:06:55 EST ImKuX0U0 No.4965689 Reply
>>4965643
>We only know his side of the story, which, if taken as the truth...

Hahahahahaha.... HAHAHAHAHA

why is this place such a sausagefest

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- Fri, 28 Feb 2020 12:22:13 EST 6ZQgLWC1 No.4965205
File: 1582910533113.jpg -(91996B / 89.84KB, 800x550) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. why is this place such a sausagefest
where are the grills
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Beatrice Washmet - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 00:20:57 EST p7lMKLTI No.4965606 Reply
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>>4965205
I'm here, but I'm not gonna post proof so it's fine if you guys don't believe me. No idea how long I've been here...
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Zell Dincht - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 01:23:08 EST uKz/pjwl No.4965645 Reply
>>4965606
I want to jump off of that green ivy walk way
it would be so romantic but ow the fall

Help

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- Fri, 28 Feb 2020 23:31:26 EST lrlQzt/3 No.4965576
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So I been try a cum for like over 12hours now. Normally I can cum a good couple hundred times a day minimum... But the cum is not coming. Why? Is it cuz last time, I came in my eyes?
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Eliza Dartwater - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 02:16:29 EST Gq7LKjR/ No.4965670 Reply
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I thought I should let you all know... I came. But I got it in my hair and I have no towel. Also I'm pretty sure I has coronavirus or vodka virus one or maybe borh

How to fix calendars super easy.

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- Fri, 28 Feb 2020 22:48:13 EST WE+Nlt3I No.4965534
File: 1582948093912.jpg -(80809B / 78.92KB, 506x316) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How to fix calendars super easy.
Instead of adding leap years and because a day is slightly longer than 24 hours just make a second last slightly longer. There is nothing that says a second has to last how long a second currently lasts.

Can’t believe you dumb ass humans never figure this out.
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FrederickDuzzletatch.smd - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 23:04:42 EST Bf9waaKw No.4965554 Reply
>>4965550
We're going to have to get used to it, if we end up living on mars one day.
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Captain Solok - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 23:26:04 EST bKwJhgME No.4965571 Reply
>>4965534
second is part of the human ethos as well as is tied into the dimensions of the Earth. Second, mile, meter, gram and other units I can't remember now are basically derived from the earth, the moon and the sun and out own collective ethos and since we have ET roots probably other star systems as well, so I'm pretty sure the only thing you can do with your brilliant idea is go suck a dick.
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Michel Troisgros - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 01:12:56 EST 3Cr0F64A No.4965641 Reply
Rascals don't know about ddate

Today is St. Tib's Day in the YOLD 3186

Feel good poems

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- Fri, 28 Feb 2020 15:37:29 EST aXi1Y6u3 No.4965284
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>ITT: just nice poetry
I'll start:

Don’t rail and fret,
Do not forget
That happiness,
Though hidden,
Is ever near
With open ear
And comes
When she is bidden.
We seek in vain
In town and plain
For her to woo
And win us,
Let age and youth
Learn this great truth.
She hides
But hides within us.
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Zell Dincht - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 01:01:38 EST uKz/pjwl No.4965636 Reply
>>4965631
>you would touch your junk less if it weren't for words and pixels on a screen
trippy shit
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Henry Draper - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 01:04:47 EST IpdhtWEC No.4965638 Reply
I started browsing these sites when I was very young
They said I would be stuck here forever....

I read your diary

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- Fri, 28 Feb 2020 20:02:50 EST IiSIjjvW No.4965438
File: 1582938170381.jpg -(40676B / 39.72KB, 570x364) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I read your diary
I read your diary and all it said was "I <3 CUM" ever line on every page. Do you want it back?
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Smirky McFlash - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 22:47:35 EST 93Lw/LaG No.4965533 Reply
Hey I read my diary too and it changed into some weird dysgraphia gaslighting shit. Instead of being the calculus I thought I was trying to reteach myself it started looking like SoMthing iNtentIonali miSpeLed like a Dis.
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Augustus Bangerlock - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 00:50:41 EST stRgI2Uy No.4965629 Reply
>>4965438
You missed the rest of my entry. It said "I <3 cumpletely smashing OP's gay face into pudding"
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Zell Dincht - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 01:25:52 EST uKz/pjwl No.4965647 Reply
>>4965533
oh yes a fellow individual of taste
sometimes I swear I unconsciously bury hidden meaning in everything I do, say and write just to troll myself

We did it boys, we finally did it

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- Fri, 28 Feb 2020 21:49:03 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4965487
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Collect assigned at predetermined location
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Jr. Trainer♂ Lydia - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 23:34:12 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4965580 Reply
Don't be afraid to let go
It's all beautiful at the end
It was all worth it
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Jr. Trainer♂ Lydia - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 00:07:42 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4965599 Reply
>>4965545
Fuck, that was the problem all along, I went for the red light
You're supposed to walk towards the void
Not following fairy lights into hairy woods and bogs
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Slippy Toad - Sat, 29 Feb 2020 00:26:54 EST BPVDJBbF No.4965609 Reply
The purple tapestry is quite quaint. The rings on Saturn are beautiful. The survey says my favored spirit is a coatl. I'd like rain in the late afternoon Saturday.
I confirm.

These bros look like pretty cool dudes

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- Fri, 28 Feb 2020 18:02:25 EST fVm0rw94 No.4965371
File: 1582930945976.png -(1155701B / 1.10MB, 1024x683) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. These bros look like pretty cool dudes
Pretty cool guys, no? Wouldn't you want to hang out and do speedruns with these duderinos?
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Shiney McShine - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 21:37:32 EST /9IZPYfe No.4965477 Reply
>>4965371
Are they all trans? I'd definitely fuck some of them. Some of them just look like gross fat guys with long hair tho

Why are homosexual males so sensitive about the topic of cutting off their penis?

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- Fri, 28 Feb 2020 19:45:26 EST yIgUW7FN No.4965428
File: 1582937126689.png -(404160B / 394.69KB, 664x450) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Why are homosexual males so sensitive about the topic of cutting off their penis?
Why don't they just tell people that they're playing dress up as a woman, that they are castrated men, and they like to take loads of semen in every orifice?

Why the big secret? Why the charade of faux femininity?

Everyone knows you are an empty egg carton.
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Giada De Laurentils - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 23:28:31 EST 4Smrwav0 No.4965573 Reply
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It's very important organ to me. I cant imagine my life without it. I've seen other men's penises and mine is better looking. It has a well defined head with a shaft thick enough to accommodate it. He's also a dear friend of mine. Him and I, we've been through a lot and we always stuck together.

There is nothing in this universe i love more than my penis.

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