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If you eat pork you will be a slave

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- Tue, 19 Nov 2019 14:25:55 EST 7JXWX72I No.4924839
File: 1574191555238.jpg -(111559B / 108.94KB, 719x1277) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. If you eat pork you will be a slave
Pork is the stinking shit meat of empires to feed their slaves, it makes you heavy and sluggish and simple, it makes you smell like shit because the pigs eat shit it is literally made of shit. This is the reasons Jews and Muslims won't eat it and also the reason Jews excel in higher education and sciences and also why every fascist state for thousands of years has tried to destroy them, this is the reason the anglo-fascist global empire has been waging war on the Muslim world for 70+ years nonstop. Paul told the Christians this is unimportant you don't need to follow this law and so Christianity became The Church and the spiritual home of fascists everywhere, your true beliefs don't matter your convictions don't matter simply eat your slave meat and render unto Caesar we will decide the rest for you.
China eats half the world's pork and has half the world's slaves, it is the most important food in their culture just like social order, respecting your father and never questioning the state are the most important virtues. Hong Kong rises now because skyrocketing inflation in cost of pork is either destroying their wallets or letting the shit fog wash away from their eyes.
In Scotland pork was taboo until they were finally conquered by the English, stopped fighting for freedom and as good modern citizens of the empire they ate the slave meat and sent their soldiers to die in Europe or to die in India.
India was Hindu land of vegetarians ruled by Muslim pork free lords until the Anglo fascist arrived and split it into two countries of permanent war. They still don't eat the meat but hopefully they'll simply kill eachother before causing any problems to our beautiful capitalist ""democracy"" global society.
Even Israel today the fascist fortress colony par excellence while paying lip service to Judaism slaughters half a million pigs a year to feed to its happy thoughtless people while they create concentration camps and police checkpoints to control the Muslims who won't take it.

Sci-fi dystopias show horror worlds where the poor are fed protein cakes made of bugs eating garbage and dead things in reality the poor are fed protein cakes made of swine eating garbage and dead things.
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Death Adder - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 11:37:05 EST vDf+CLGz No.4925495 Reply
people from all over europe have been eating that type of bread as a staple for millennia.

i can hardly imagine not having a couple slices of baguette in the mornings with preserves and imbibing in the evenings with a glass of wine and herb butter
General Martok - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 13:42:35 EST Odh4Xtei No.4925526 Reply
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>Maybe you're some kind of high metabolism mutant, or maybe you're just lying but your experience is not normal.
Hey, this guy is healthy as a lobster and eats nothing but red meat and klonapin.

Who here eats ASS???

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- Wed, 20 Nov 2019 23:02:17 EST KoaD5JfO No.4925303
File: 1574308937505.jpg -(32933B / 32.16KB, 450x338) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Who here eats ASS???
I do it guys. I have only done it a handful of times. I have never done it sober. It's a huge turn on if the girl likes it.
Do you guys eat ass?
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Veteran Jack - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 13:35:51 EST 7JXWX72I No.4925524 Reply
Russians think eating pussy is gay, their masculinity is extremely bizarre and homoerotic

World War 3 is coming

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- Tue, 19 Nov 2019 02:36:12 EST Ad2fMt4S No.4924693
File: 1574148972423.jpg -(85765B / 83.75KB, 960x654) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. World War 3 is coming
You buy your war bonds and dig your fall out shelter?

Fuck man I've been screaming this from the street corner with my sandwich board on for years while handing out poorly xeroxed fliers that china is going to bait the world into ww3.

Jokes aside I think the war has already started.

Fuck you china, I just wanna smoke my herb and play vidya
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Viktor Ambartsumian - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 12:25:29 EST ROpq0DAd No.4925510 Reply
>HMMMM it's almost like the current economic system is complete trash, actually DISCOURAGES meaningful and effective work strategies (wage and salary), and should be dismantled and replaced with some form of gay-astral-hyperspace-communism.
Yes, and that insipid mentality of "just quit your job or pretend it's snuggy-wuggy funsie-wunsie play play time" mentality is totally at odds with making that happen, and is in fact perfectly tailored to discourage people from changing the system.
Archie Cobberdig - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 12:57:39 EST RKOZfxbo No.4925513 Reply
No, not really, because that's not at all the attitude I or Alan Watts is implying.
Prince Bubba - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 13:17:20 EST TfCZ3hbN No.4925521 Reply
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No, that is exactly what you're saying:
>instead of calling it work, realize its play
>The trick is to call everything play
>Don't work terrible jobs
>There's always a better job
The only pieces of profound mystical wisdom you're so proud of yourself for having are:
  1. Just find a better job lol, because it's just that easy for everyone in every part of the country to do, apparently
  2. Delude yourself into thinking it doesn't suck

It's literally just "love it or leave it" with some Orientalist fart-sniffing thrown on top of it.

i.e. tailor-made corporate propaganda for why you should never demand better working conditions

Let's remember fucked up things that happened

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- Fri, 15 Nov 2019 23:03:44 EST FML+Kz8s No.4923794
File: 1573877024625.png -(124437B / 121.52KB, 500x396) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Let's remember fucked up things that happened
Remember when the United States literally threw two atomic bombs on two entire japanese cities full of innocent people just to terrorize the world? I haven't seen any islamic terror attack of this magnitude, just saying.
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Viktor Ambartsumian - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 11:26:45 EST ROpq0DAd No.4925489 Reply
>that was to scare the USSR
This. A lot of America's actions during WWII were about pre-emptively opposing Communism as much as it was about defeating fascism.
General Martok - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 12:59:23 EST Odh4Xtei No.4925514 Reply
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The USSR had less of a pacific navy than Japan did when they were nuked.
There was no threat of the USSR making a land invasion of Japan.
Veteran Jack - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 13:07:03 EST 7JXWX72I No.4925518 Reply
Uhhhhh my dude the entire US navy was blockading Japan, what fleet they had left was stuck in port and being bombed.

The Soviets actually did do a bunch of amphibious landings to get their troops in Korea and they did actually invade and sieze Japanese home islands, if the Japanese navy could have stopped them then why didn't they?
The Soviets didn't launch a full scale invasion for the same reason the Americans didn't, millions of soldiers would have died for basically nothing when a blockade, bombing campaign, and full diplomatic isolation would have done the trick.

How to be PC

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- Thu, 21 Nov 2019 11:08:26 EST buB97sTW No.4925477
File: 1574352506264.png -(233367B / 227.90KB, 610x349) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How to be PC
Let’s say you are talking about a male to female transsexual.

When you are referring to actions this individual has taken in the past before, starting the transition, is it ok to use the “he” pronoun? Or has this individual always been a “she” even before starting the transition?
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Death Adder - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 11:47:02 EST vDf+CLGz No.4925500 Reply
because that place unironically views them as less than human. it's fucking sad that anyone can believe that about individual human beings. you think it's all jokes but then you hear real stories where people really thought that they must have been some sort of bug people, without the same complexity of mind and agency as themselves, and then being utterly mind-blown and ashamed of themselves when they realize that the hateful bullshit they've consumed is not reflective of reality
FannyBovinghirk.gid - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 12:00:42 EST 1Ca/ylUq No.4925504 Reply
>views them as less than human. it's fucking sad that anyone can believe that about individual human beings.
That's kind of offensive to animals tbqh. Plent of animals show empathy for example something many humans cannot do. Psychopaths are like 1% of the population.

So what about a psychopath that is incapable of empathy and whose only drive is ruthless manipulation.
Isn't she less than human and even animals?
That might be one example.
Isn't empathy the defining trait of a healthy animal?
Blathers Lavatorius - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 13:06:06 EST Chr3HTu6 No.4925517 Reply
The stereotype comes exclusively from the images and videos /pol/ types spam on their boards. "Repeat the lie, that makes it true" is practically their mantra. If your only exposure to transgender people is from right-wing memes then you'd probably believe that transgender people are generally like those memes.

semen rapper DaBaby

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- Sat, 16 Nov 2019 23:47:59 EST 3klkBU5g No.4924175
File: 1573966079344.jpg -(13582B / 13.26KB, 270x187) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. semen rapper DaBaby
Just wh wet bar you thought rap lyrics couldn't get weirder orwackier enough DaBaby called his album baby on baby which he went on to explain that the title means literally cum on his girlfriend. I feel sorry for anyone that listens to this pathetic garbage.
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Dutch - Mon, 18 Nov 2019 11:02:24 EST 4vpatBgc No.4924493 Reply
I mean, if his name is Dababy, and his album is called baby on baby, then the assumed inference is actually that he has cum on himself, right?
Angus Weshfuck - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 12:20:11 EST il2XkLIv No.4925509 Reply
take solace in the fact that hiphop music and its hegemonic influence on contemporary culture is on the way out. in the stages of empires, decadent rootless superficiality precedes collapse. rap now is comparable to rock in the 80s. what did the 90s and aughts bring rock fans? whiney angsty tunes for teenyboppers to brood to. emo-rap is already a thing so hopefully that's a sign that the end times are near.

now, the real question is what is next?
my money's on a Tejano-Takeover™

instead of snap backs, sombreros, instead of barack hussein obama, el presidente Bernard Hernandez Obrador .. and bye bye to NBA and NFL dominance (we all know what both them ' N ' stand for) --- soccer is the new national pass time. "QUE ES THOSE" you'll be asked by your cabróns if they catch you in basketball shoes. spiked soccer cleats are the new casual footwear of choice.
>¿you scuff my rojo-bottom hypebeast limited-ed Pelé12s? better lick them clean, paisano, or you might just wind up beheaded cartel style (on camera of course, decapitation vids es una muey caliente meme video trend on WorldSpic.com)

_WIGGERS_ (wh*te ni**ers)<recent past> --->
_WHYPSTERS_ (wigger-hipsters)<current day, <you>> --->
_SPICKSTERS_ (hipster mayo-ass wyppo who culturally appropriate the hip new Latin zeitgeist. just be careful Whetto if you bite this style, it might be a little more spicy than you bargained for.)<you in a few years> <-->
_SPIGGER_(like SPICKSTER but for paisano prietos)<coined same year as SPICKSTER, subject of national debate which of the two insults should be win Wetbackster's el dictionary en la bibliotecha 's s word of the year>

>"¿ey wey, you see that Spigger con los naco zappatos? I bet he think he really about this Bean lifestyle but he look fresa, like how you going to wear our cultures sacred accouterments, exotic lizard skin pointy boots that extendo chingos of centimeters at the toe and curl upward sometimes as high as one's waist, and not even viva la Raza?. Spigger probobly flushes toliet paper down the toliet instead of throwing it on the floor like real vatos."

I have a highly stimulated pineal

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- Wed, 20 Nov 2019 19:18:07 EST 2SsVv0T9 No.4925224
File: 1574295487711.jpg -(47695B / 46.58KB, 488x600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I have a highly stimulated pineal
In this thread we stimulate our pineal glands with pineal gland enlargement supplements.

This is the staff of Osiris egyptian god of vegetation. Similar to the caduceus. the pineal gland sits atop the verterbrae and the kundalini (coiled serpent) evolutionary spiritual energy has been compared to DNA in its artwork in many cultures of two double helixed serpents.
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Trevor C. Belmont - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 12:00:26 EST t49SeSW5 No.4925503 Reply

He drew a face on his hand and started talking to it. Her name was gloria. After a few months, gloria started talking back. He would do her up in makeup, dresses, take her out on the town. One day we woke up to the screaming argument in the middle of the night. We walked into his room and found him like this.
Archie Cobberdig - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 13:03:05 EST RKOZfxbo No.4925515 Reply
Damn, you have done absolutely no research on this, have you?


>This report provides a historical overview of research concerning the endogenous hallucinogen N, N-dimethyltryptamine (DMT), focusing on data regarding its biosynthesis and metabolism in the brain and peripheral tissues, methods and results for DMT detection in body fluids and brain, new sites of action for DMT, and new data regarding its possible physiological and therapeutic roles. Research that further elaborates its consideration as a putative neurotransmitter is also addressed. Taking these studies together, the report proposes several new directions and experiments to ascertain the role of DMT in the brain, including brain mapping of enzymes responsible for the biosynthesis of DMT, further studies to elaborate its presence and role in the pineal gland, a reconsideration of binding site data, and new administration and imaging studies. The need to resolve the “natural” role of an endogenous hallucinogen from the effects observed from peripheral administration are also emphasized.

>While DMT appears to clearly be biosynthesized in the pineal, mechanisms for its biosynthesis and release may exist in other brain areas as well and research into these other possibilities will also need to proceed.

Renting an apartment in a fake name

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- Wed, 20 Nov 2019 13:13:53 EST zVLYNFUn No.4925097
File: 1574273633533.jpg -(154992B / 151.36KB, 1024x478) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Renting an apartment in a fake name
Within the next 6 months I’m gonna need to rent a studio in a fake name for a sketchy operation im running.

Presumably I’d have to get a different social security number, a burner phone, and an Id matching the name on the social security.

My question is: can a landlord see a person’s age (or that they’re deceased?) when they run the social security number?

Any idea what the punishment is if I get caught doing this?

Has anybody here ever done this before or can give me some pointers?
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Dustin Hazelett - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 12:25:41 EST PVmXaqxl No.4925511 Reply
OP is bullshitting, who can sell 10lb of mushrooms a month
AugustusDunnergold.csv - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 12:32:31 EST 74NMMKev No.4925512 Reply
If your planning some serious shit on 420chan you're half retarded. Like OP. Find a better place to ask these questions for fucks sake.

WEBM thread (suck my dick)

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- Wed, 13 Nov 2019 13:05:47 EST cj0XroRI No.4923023
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s is a webm thred in which you post webms an
d you watch orthe ppl's webms and then comment about them
okay? ok lets post some webms everybody
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hello what is your

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- Wed, 20 Nov 2019 22:51:54 EST 9nrKy75k No.4925297
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hello what is your name? Want to be my friend? Yes
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Bigfoot Silva - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 11:30:35 EST j0H3aTjv No.4925493 Reply
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How can you have your shit together enough to put a big ass billboard up in town, but still use pleb mail and not even have a cool address either. I’m gonna call her and help her out.

I guarantee you the nuclear codes are all 696969, for every country

Fuckin Humans man

It wasn't her but I thought it was

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- Wed, 20 Nov 2019 20:15:13 EST AgMhBliU No.4925243
File: 1574298913659.webm [mp4] -(2558746B / 2.44MB, 960x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. It wasn't her but I thought it was
It wasn't her. It would never be her after all these years and how I scorned her. I know it wasn't her. I didn't want it to be her. Yet I thought it was her.

She (not her) came over and we met for the first time. Maybe they way we held each other and kissed reminded me of her. The way she cooed and the sounds she made maybe that's love and maybe I have it again. I could not get it out of my mind that her would change her name get implants and plastic surgery so she (her)could meet me again. I had a loving woman in my arms and thought she was her trying to me with me again.

It was weird /b/ here is this absolutely beautiful woman here with me and having the thought be so real so true that she could of been her scared me. I hope I don't fuck this up

When you are crazy you don't know you are crazy.
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ShittingCracklebanks.ogg - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 11:20:29 EST vZ+nej1e No.4925484 Reply
It'll never be her, but there are new aspects of love you have not yet understood, greater and more meaningful than the ones you learned before.

Don't run this one off by looking to emulate the past, or being too eager to experience love again.

ancient humiliation meme

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- Wed, 20 Nov 2019 20:44:59 EST WJsoB46V No.4925249
File: 1574300699118.jpg -(59942B / 58.54KB, 750x600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. ancient humiliation meme
Anyone remembers the story and or demotivational caption that said something like this "Welcome to the future" or "Welcome to /b/" or" /b/ is totally like that" from 2008 that showed some emo fag inside a room reacting all surprised while holding a dick just before sucking it from some other dude and his exgf and other girls giving thumps up and laughing at the camera on the left side ?
Anyone has the whole set with the story? like the photos of them at the HS graduation prom? how his girlfriend planned the whole things because she knew he was gay and then the guy asking her if they were still together.
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AlbertSellerville.hex - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 06:39:58 EST YwiQZund No.4925430 Reply
it was better executed than most of them, but quality aside i always appreciate any opportunity to make fun of people who politicize their mental illness
Nate Diaz - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 11:16:55 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4925481 Reply
Not design by Mikoyan and Gurevich. Inferior weapon platform. Some big dumb piece of shit wasted many trillion on is maximum privilege. F35 is maximum of the privilege. Mi-24 clearly better and oppressed platform. Also, unlike big dumb piece of shit warthog or f35 does many humanitarian missions.
Blathers Lavatorius - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 13:08:31 EST Chr3HTu6 No.4925519 Reply
Lol, national crime rates in 1998 were almost double what they were in 2015, by all metrics it's better to be an average adult in 2015 than 1998. Do people who make these memes actually know shit about anything or are they just really up in arms because non-conformists are allowed to walk around in public in daylight hours without fear of getting lynched?


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- Thu, 21 Nov 2019 11:00:49 EST sGzRKHMx No.4925471
File: 1574352049531.png -(102142B / 99.75KB, 628x378) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. LOL RETARD
its NOT ok to laugh at retarded people

but its ok if you laugh at retarded animals

>inb4 retards aren't even people
Violet Stoolbutter - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 11:11:54 EST 9nrKy75k No.4925478 Reply

is anyone following the peachment thingy

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- Tue, 19 Nov 2019 19:18:39 EST ZFyStWqQ No.4924906
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I don't want to watch the whole thing. is the orange man gonna be impeached or what
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Alain Senderens - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 09:53:53 EST WRlmHQcF No.4925458 Reply
They listen way more to major donors instead of the base. They tend to go along with the GOP's schemes like the Iraq war. They also suck at political manoeuvring (see: 2010 elections, and the fallout that we're still dealing with). And again, they're friends with billionaires.

I'm hopeful the Bernie/AOC wing takes over.
Viktor Ambartsumian - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 10:56:43 EST ROpq0DAd No.4925469 Reply
The people who were in the streets protesting the WTO are not opposing Trump today out of a love for free trade with China.

They are opposing him today for other reasons, like the concentration camps, tax cuts for the rich, defunding the sciences, ignoring the climate crisis, support for right-wing coups in Latin America, neglecting Puerto Rico in the wake of natural disaster, reinvigorating the white nationalist movement, Epstein shit and multiple rape accusations, and being cartoonishly pro-Israel and pro-Saudi to the point that he tried to sell nukes to the fundamentalist lunatics running Saudi Arabia.

The people mad at him over China tariffs are establishment centrists, corporatists and neoliberals.

You are conflating two separate groups of people in an extremely dishonest and boneheaded manner.
Nate Diaz - Thu, 21 Nov 2019 11:04:41 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4925474 Reply
He literally is rapist and pedophile. Other position irrelevant. But, he also oligarch scum so of course he being shielded by DoJ and other pedophole like Barr.

I mean, look at William Barr. He just look exactly like Dennis Hastert, Robert Richards, Dan Shneider. Whole archetype of fat child molester pedophile being shielded from prosecution through own cultish elite power structure.

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