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Discord Now Fully Linked With 420chan IRC

Anthony Fantano

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- Mon, 16 Dec 2019 03:48:43 EST lT18g633 No.4933652
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He basically reviewed Death Grips with high marks, and after that he's just been nothing but a total whore, non-stop ever since.
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Lena Yada - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 04:35:54 EST vDf+CLGz No.4933687 Reply
I like him. He's a good guy.

What does he do?
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Ridley - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 07:35:03 EST kDGTwVKX No.4933711 Reply
>>4933652
Who cares about this asshole? Guy Fieri has a new show on cable TV, maybe try that.

Some guys Ive fucked

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 18:08:22 EST e2XC0Tnt No.4933440
File: 1576451302009.jpg -(145156B / 141.75KB, 750x1334) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Some guys Ive fucked
In no particular order

Guy 1: was a psychologist and lowkey a recovering alcoholic. He made me dinner, we did an IQ test for fun (lol), and then we fucked. He kept saying “please” during sex. like please what? Ur already inside of me. then the next time i came over he wanted to bang but i didnt. He kept saying “please please please”. I dont remember if we banged or not... he relapsed on alcohol and started calling my phone non-sensically while black out drunk. He sobered up pretty quick though 👍 good for him.

guy 2: he was a resident doctor. He told me he liked to put his stethoscope against the wall sometimes to listen to his neighbors fuck. He wanted to watch that show Embarrassing Bodies and tried to point out someones diagnosis before the show did. He kept saying “don’t fall in love with me.” I wasnt going to. He said it later when we were having sex too. The next time i saw him, he was wearing an Ed Hardy shirt which i was unable to hide my distaste for lol. We had sex anyway but it was bad. he told me again not to fall in love with me. We mutually ended it after that and never saw each other again.

Guy 3: pretty sure he was rolling when i came over (it was a tinder booty call). He kept asking me if i rolled, raved, kissed other girls. He was a clean cut looking guy who definitely didnt look the part of someone who abuses party drugs on his own. he was also extremely fit. We tried to have sex but he couldnt get it up the entire time, but just seemed to really enjoy touching me and eating me out. He BIT my labia though, which makes me think even more that he was rolling. He was sweaty as fuck. He refused to let me help him get hard and just wanted to eat me out. eventually he came, somehow... miraculously, but i didnt. He was real nice and apologized and walked me to my car. We never saw each other again
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Ridley - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 07:15:26 EST kDGTwVKX No.4933704 Reply
>>4933685
With all this knowledge of drugs and psychology, how in the fuck do you run around this board with your lunatic rants during the wee hours of the morning? Use some of this power you have to make yourself mentally healthy.
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Mestral - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 07:38:09 EST pINlPM+y No.4933713 Reply
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> ITT:
Incontrovertible evidence that medicating the anxiety of basketcases simply doesn't work. You have to give children a grounded upbringing that binds disappointment and consequence to frivolous behavior early on. Otherwise you get girls who can't look out for themselves, fail to understand that they're the ones getting used, and when their age betrays them, a head full of backwards political ideologies will leave them isolated and mystified by a cruel world prepared to envelope their dessicated corpse.

This hat

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- Mon, 16 Dec 2019 00:22:50 EST JnuNZl7L No.4933551
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Where is it going?
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Paul Bearer - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 04:32:14 EST QPdd0NnF No.4933686 Reply
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>>4933551

By jove it's a gravy boat!

Fill it up with some sweet sauce and let it dribble off the tip.
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Ridley - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 07:37:06 EST kDGTwVKX No.4933712 Reply
>>4933648
>Challenger's men take a spacewalk
The reason their propaganda is 40 years old or older is because they are. Fuck off, boomer.
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Jervis Cottonbelly - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 07:43:19 EST Qc1MlebH No.4933715 Reply
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>>4933712
Don't you get it yet? The internet is awash with boomers because they think they can internet now. It all started when smartphones lowered the barrier to getting online. They're digital immigrants, here to culturally enrich ur imaegbort.

Can't sleep; gonna die

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- Mon, 16 Dec 2019 04:52:52 EST vDf+CLGz No.4933690
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Can't sleep


gonna die
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Ridley - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 07:32:05 EST kDGTwVKX No.4933709 Reply
Why do you bitch about people tracking your ID when between about 12am and 4am eastern time, the only ID on the board is yours and the only thing you post is drugged up mentally ill nonsense? I think this is the question that deserves to be answered.

STOP POSTING PORN YOU FUCKING INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE PORN FREAKS

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- Mon, 11 Nov 2019 08:55:48 EST lT6AXO1D No.4922246
File: 1573480548946.jpg -(27988B / 27.33KB, 554x553) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. STOP POSTING PORN YOU FUCKING INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE PORN FREAKS
TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH UNHELTHY SHIT, SHAVE YOUR FUCKING BEARD AND GET A FUCKING SEXUAL PARTNER. STOP MAKING EXCUSES
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Anders Angstrom - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 06:38:09 EST sWDp1wTR No.4933697 Reply
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Hey guys, check out my new vagina. I'm a girl now!
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Edwin Hubble - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 07:29:10 EST okc13FMB No.4933708 Reply
>>4933697

where does the hole lead anatomically? if one were to splooge inside of one of these, how would it get cleaned? i heard a while ago that the hole is made from the urethra, but this information may be false. whats a good textbook that explains the surgery, any available to the public?

Monday Morning for The Unemployed

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- Mon, 16 Dec 2019 07:23:01 EST pINlPM+y No.4933705
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I've got no money, nothing to do, and I'm all out of ideas. What shall today's great sacrifice be?

Internet

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 21:27:12 EST 2wuHEbTa No.4933496
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Is this accurate?
(1000 hours in ms paint)
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Edwin Crodgegold - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 05:00:19 EST fMprGI3K No.4933691 Reply
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>>4933529
It really is amazing to have witnessed this incredible, groundbreaking superhero company go from:

> an awesome and reliable resource that actually catalogued a wide array of interesting web pages into an engaging and useful index that was worth using for look-ups

into:

> useless commercial marketing drek at all times

Google is bad now. And it's not even a joke. It's not competitor brainwashing or brand counter-loyalty.

Google is fucking over. Over and done, hard. And it's not coming back.

But now what?
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Ridley - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 07:13:33 EST kDGTwVKX No.4933703 Reply
In the beginning it was 80% students and hobbyists and 20% commercial content, most of which was just designed to get people to use the service. Now, 99% of the content is commercial and 99% of the people on here were brought here to consume that content. The internet is now worse than cable television. Congratulations.

Cracky-chan is back

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 18:20:43 EST WbOq9bs2 No.4933445
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She posted some pics in a thread on the future's /r9k/, it's still up right now.
She never really left and has been lurking the whole time. She says she was involved in things as recent as the fappening. She was never really british either. Also that she'd make a twitter in a few days so we could still follow her. I don't know if this is violating the rules but she used to have a board on here so I thought I'd mention it.
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Ridley - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 07:09:35 EST kDGTwVKX No.4933702 Reply
You know what website I'd be on if I gave a shit about what's happening on 4/chan? Fucking fourchan dotorg. Fuck off.

crackybanned

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- Mon, 16 Dec 2019 06:57:52 EST pRM6oZxC No.4933698
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ohnoes i was banned on 4chon for a day.

gonna put my tits away it was fun r9k.

l8ter gators. one mod i guess musta gut m@d.
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Mestral - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 07:25:55 EST pINlPM+y No.4933706 Reply
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You retard. You can't keep being a tripfag during a ban. How tf do you not know this?

Sceleton thread

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 17:40:40 EST 922TGvlX No.4933035
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ride never ends
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Roy - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 13:08:12 EST OQ0WHz6Y No.4933347 Reply
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>>4933344
pan de muertos taste awful. Why can't it be empanada de muertos or some shit.

Asian Ladies are a Standard Platform like a Towed Desktop PC

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 21:16:31 EST fG+ZdJEN No.4933491
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It's weird. Every time I look at an Asian woman, I kind of get the sensation that I'm dealing with a fragment of collective persona, like a twin with a different hair style.

Like they're all sisters from the same household, for the most part. Or, at least when it's the usual, idealized, attractive body type. It's like you pop off the head, and replace it with a slightly different one.

Sometimes even the voices are the same. Which must make bad break-ups surreal. Like after you've bonded, and then lost someone incredibly close to you, here comes another clone, with total amnesia of all the heartache you and her clone mutually endured, and this's one's ready for a retry.

Sometimes, I feel like this is what anime is really about. If you tried to create a video game that has a character creator, most games would lack the resolution necessary to differentiate Asian subtypes, after accounting for artificial peripherals like clothing, accessories and hair or simple broad/gross differences like body weight/type.

Talking to Asian guys, their standards of beauty are vanishingly small. Sometimes, they'll hold up two pictures of basically the same girl and claim vast differences, which often amount to little more than refinements of status and upbringing.

I think I'd find it hard to cope with such pedantic differentiation.
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Winthorp Curmudgeon - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 03:14:01 EST Ws+EJB0Q No.4933631 Reply
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It's surprisingly hard to find good photoshops of sideways pussy. I have to doubt that it's because no one ever thought to do it.
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Brathaw - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 03:23:07 EST UzCZ7L7t No.4933638 Reply
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>>4933631
Yeah, the photoshop version of the joke seems to have been filtered from all search results.
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Kevin Kelly - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 05:47:31 EST iQ0cENS/ No.4933694 Reply
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>>4933638
> wtf google that isn't even close to sideways pussy

They don't even let you turn off safe search anymore. All you get is shit like this.

Discord

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- Wed, 11 Dec 2019 08:45:41 EST jFAauGjG No.4931769
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I'm retarded

I don't know how to use discord
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Captain Rixx - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 13:00:58 EST HINBtgaK No.4933345 Reply
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>>4933338
Even weirder is consuming antler velvet for weight loss.
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Bobby Chinn - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 05:14:22 EST R0017y0r No.4933693 Reply
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>>4933338
Somehow, human females seem less weird for bleeding every month. Antlers are way more strange.

Yo, hold up!

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 21:29:40 EST LyQuBRPT No.4933497
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...feeling a li'l parched.
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Koumei Nakamura - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 21:41:22 EST 2Iiz8fX+ No.4933505 Reply
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Seems to be a cure for everything...
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Iceman - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 04:41:44 EST foDpPctd No.4933688 Reply
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>>4933505
Everybody who's healthy does it, so it must mean it makes everybody healthy.

Chihuahuas are best dogs

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 15:51:45 EST LQcUSjCI No.4933412
File: 1576443105201.jpg -(50911B / 49.72KB, 640x640) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Chihuahuas are best dogs
prove me wrong
or post lots of chihuahuas
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Nicolaus Copernicus - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 01:02:18 EST l1g78wnq No.4933568 Reply
Shitposting is more fun when you're good at it, bresil. You really are just a fucking shitty poster. I think leddit might have an opening for content coordinator if you're looking
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Alex Fickleshits - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 03:50:13 EST e2XC0Tnt No.4933654 Reply
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agree chihuahuas are best dogs.
Source: i have one

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