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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic pt.2

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Sun, 10 May 2020 12:29:23 EST zYHba0G3 No.4995772
File: 1589128163781.png -(326011B / 318.37KB, 512x384) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic pt.2
Guidance for People Who Use Substances on COVID-19 (Novel Coronavirus)

BE AWARE that some early symptoms of withdrawal and COVID-19 infection are similar. These include fever and muscle soreness. If symptoms include a persistent cough, it could be COVID-19.

YOU ARE AT AN INCREASED RISK OF BECOMING SERIOUSLY ILL OR DYING because:
COVID-19 infection will worsen breathing impacts of opioids, benzos, and alcohol
Opioid withdrawal may worsen breathing difficulties
Smoking, including drugs like crack or meth, makes breathing problems worse

DIFFICULT TO INHALE: If you smoke drugs, like crack or meth, cigarettes or vapes, COVID-19 infection will make it more difficult to inhale smoke. Smoking drugs, cigarettes, or vapes will worsen breathing problems.

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING SICK: Avoid going to your local harm reduction and addictions programs - HAVE THEM DELIVER SUPPLIES TO YOU. Tell them you are sick so they can take steps to keep themselves safe.

BE PREPARED FOR INVOLUNTARY WITHDRAWAL: Be ready to go through involuntary withdrawal. Your dealer might get sick or the drug supply might be disrupted. Try to be prepared by stocking up. Talk to a medical provider about starting methadone or buprenorphine. Make sure you have all the necessary medications, food, and drinks needed to help detox. Try to have protein-based and electrolyte drinks like Pedialyte or Ensure on hand.
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Donald Duckington - Fri, 29 May 2020 21:21:44 EST oBOvvFYQ No.5005379 Reply
>>5005175
I'm not going to bother with the rest of your transparently racist retarded mimimi bullshit but
>Waco and Ruby Ridge
>there was no riots
Yeah there was the biggest terrorist attack in American history at that point instead. That's the difference between leftists and rightards: leftists burn soulsucking corporate bulmshit. Rightards murder women and children. This is literally the most fundamental difference between the two ideologically and it applies to literally everything.
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Oliver Bardman - Fri, 29 May 2020 21:24:31 EST 7JXWX72I No.5005381 Reply
>>5005379
I'm sorry but just let me clarify what exactly do you think happened at waco or ruby ridge and who exactly do you think killed those kids?

Multilingual

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- Fri, 29 May 2020 23:21:20 EST SorVvgEN No.5005410
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Do you know more than one programming language?
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William Dittingchutch - Sat, 30 May 2020 02:48:19 EST Rp7PbGv5 No.5005466 Reply
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>>5005410
Visual Basic and QBasic
C
C#
C++
Java
Objective-C
Python
HTML/CSS/php
Also SQL but technically not a language
Swift
Unemployed / no references, no social network.
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King Arthur - Sat, 30 May 2020 02:48:41 EST Chr3HTu6 No.5005467 Reply
python, go, php, and js are the languages i use most, the last three because of my job. i like python for all my personal stuff though. my portfolio and blog (custom CMS cuz i'm retarded like that) are both flask apps.

>>5005464
define "worth it". you'll be hard pressed to find a ruby gig outside of rails work (can be done but it's hard to find and you'll likely be maintaining weird code). python is syntactically somewhat similar and has better libraries (compare gosu to pygame). ruby, like haskell, has a weird community probably because it is a niche language that is hobby-focused outside of its status as a former web development fad and current legacy system base.
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Irwin Shapiro - Sat, 30 May 2020 03:16:26 EST XWRkTN6R No.5005468 Reply
>>5005467
>define "worth it"
has a unique use case that makes doing a particular set of tasks easier than C/C++?
I'm in this for the love of having cool systems instead of money. If it's within your wheelhouse of things to know then it should have a specific use case.

Nuggies

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- Fri, 29 May 2020 23:24:05 EST hvCZeERw No.5005412
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R8 my tendies, 420chan. I made them from scratch, they tasted great to me.

t.Amicusposter
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Antonin Carême - Sat, 30 May 2020 02:18:13 EST hvCZeERw No.5005461 Reply
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>>5005458
Too late, my gayness encompasses multiple imageboards, Bernd
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Kindler Thomas - Sat, 30 May 2020 02:26:18 EST 2W6+Enxh No.5005463 Reply
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>>5005461
How does wanting to fuck dogs correlate to your terrible culinary skills though?

Pokemon is real

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- Wed, 27 May 2020 20:16:07 EST humQbk71 No.5004180
File: 1590624967196.jpg -(16845B / 16.45KB, 236x290) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Pokemon is real
Misty was a real Pokemon lover who existed 6,056,453 years ago.
She never wore underwear, just jean shorts.
She didn't need a bra her whole life because her tits were firm.
She did eventually have sex with Ash, but left him after two months.
She was killed at the age of 28 by a ghost Pokemon.
There was no funeral.
Her corpse laid in the forest for many years and was of course picked on by ravens.
Ravens ate her mouth lips first "like little kisses" they said.
The first creatures to eat her vagina lips first though were scarabs.
No human found her bones.
Many a mouse took shelter in her skull in the winter.
The shadows saw her slowly decay next to them, telling tree jokes every now and then.
"What a little stupid whore" was a common phrase uttered by the shadow closest to her.
"Her violence is repaid in violence" said another.
"She was real cute" of course said one.

She lives forever with wings
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Borat Sagdiyev - Sat, 30 May 2020 00:11:08 EST humQbk71 No.5005437 Reply
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Buer

Buer is a demon.
Buer watched every single episode of Pokemon
they ever made.
Buer thought Ash was a fool.
Buer thought Ash had no future.
Buer is not impressed with Misty whatsoever.
Buer thinks Brock should definitely have died in the last episode
of Pokemon because that would have been the most humiliating
way for him to die in the TV show.

Buer thinks Lillie is so cool and sexy...
Buer's cock is 12 inches long
Buer's testicles are each one being as large as a chicken's egg.
Buer's anus relaxes and contracts more than Misty's does.

Buer used to shape-shift in Central Park in New York City,
making people accidently spill their coffee on their shirts.

Buer used to watch Gloria Steinam in the shower.
Buer pulled on Gloria's black hair until it ripped out of her head.
Gloria went to school bald the next day.

Buer once decapitated a Muslim soldier in Afghanistan,
because the soldier was having sex with a goat.

Buer one time shattered the windows of Stephen King's
house.
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Borat Sagdiyev - Sat, 30 May 2020 01:31:46 EST humQbk71 No.5005455 Reply
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Satan

Satan watched every episode of Pokemon.
Satan has really beautiful ass cheeks.
Satan can orgasm just by touching her ass cheeks for a while.

Satan's pussy could make any human male moan out loud
during sex.

Satan decapitated an American soldier for raping a 3 year old Vietnamese girl.

Satan killed a Russian GRU operative because he put out his
cigarette in a handsome mans left eye.

Satan butchered every member of The Jackson 5.

Satan killed every one in the American submarine boat called USS Rushmore.
That is because they were going to be alternative and launch a nuclear missle
at St.Petersburg Russia.

Satan beheaded every one in the Muslim Temple called Wazir Al Sharah, because
they RAPED HER TOO MANY FUCKIN TIMES.
They were taking turns raping little Aylah.

Satan killed every member of the Aslonda Cult in Uzbekistan,
because they were manufacturing nuclear weapons to destroy Russia.

Satan killed every single member of CIA force Hammer Kill.
They literally only killed people with hammers.
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Borat Sagdiyev - Sat, 30 May 2020 02:22:48 EST humQbk71 No.5005462 Reply
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Kurt Cobain

Kurt was aware Pokemon existed because
he smoked DMT in his apartment.

Kurt's sexy cock was 7 5\6 inches long.
His scrotum was the tightest around bitch
and if you knew how much DMT he smoked
you would fucking cum in your shorts.

Nobody liked his music more than David Copperfield.

One time Kurt was on stage in Los Angeles,
singing and playing an acoustic guitar he had
stolen from his friend Sebastian.
Some sexy fly black girl named Samantha
was standing in the crowd completely naked
in the midst of all dancing music lovers.
Samantha was 26 years old.
Kurt made sure to find her after the show and he did.
Kurt was 24 years old at that time.
Kurt brought Samantha back to his friends apartment
and they went into the bedroom.
Samantha took off Kurt's green shirt revealing
his twisted...sinewy... sexy body.
Samantha touched him all over and squeezed his
cock through his jeans.
Both of their clothes came off slowly with much
kissing.
Samantha got scared...
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Protesting

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- Wed, 27 May 2020 18:21:28 EST SorVvgEN No.5004128
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Just testing the umbrellas, maam.
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ElizaPobberfoot.bud - Sat, 30 May 2020 01:47:05 EST PyqIoKKu No.5005456 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

Should i masturbate before bed

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- Sat, 30 May 2020 00:32:15 EST Qqwf/aq0 No.5005442
File: 1590813135741.gif -(373375B / 364.62KB, 500x400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Should i masturbate before bed
Cons:
  • very fuxking tired
  • will get less sleep

Pros:
  • cumming
  • ???????
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Georges St-Pierre - Sat, 30 May 2020 00:50:31 EST E8OGEM1p No.5005451 Reply
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sometimes i like to put off masturbating until i find myself getting too horny,





then i whip m wick out
n freak out,
beat it out,
to the rhythm now,
cmon

uhn
yeh
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Kensuke Sasaki - Sat, 30 May 2020 01:11:54 EST bnt+TiTE No.5005452 Reply
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I do think masturbtion is good for you, but doing it excessively will zap all your energy and motivation. You should only do it on the weekends. Those quickies you do for a quick rush of pleasure aren't good for you. You need to edge it, for hours, so when it's finally time it feels million loonies.
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Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart - Sat, 30 May 2020 01:30:30 EST Qqwf/aq0 No.5005454 Reply
>>5005452
>>5005451
YOURE RIGHT. i have decided against it. I will tenderize and marinate myself another day

Greatest Fantasy

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- Wed, 27 May 2020 20:21:57 EST hvCZeERw No.5004183
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Imagine an industrial warehouse filled with all the male 420chan users, nude and restrained by stationary metal bonds that force them to be on all fours. They are blindfolded, they are gagged (and the gag goes deep inside their mouths and into their throats), nostril tubes in their noses to restrict their breathing and induce a semi-permanent panic-feeling of not having enough air, and plugs in their ears to muffle their hearing and induce sensory deprivation (alternately, they have earpods that play static or a generally unpleasant noise permanently, at a decibel level that causes no damage but is enough to aggravate).

From behind, a pump mounted with a lubed dildo fucks the restrained 420chan user relentlessly: it is set at the highest setting, meant to penetrate the most deeply and at a high speed. The dildo itself is a large-size.

In the genital region, the 420chan user's cock is locked in chastity: what's more, the device has a urethral insert that sounds him, and extends to the base of his bladder.

The urethral sound is removed every 2 days for sterilization in order to ensure the 420chan user doesn't acquire a urinary infection. He is fed intravenously. Occasionally, I walk among the rows of captive 420chan users, manhandling them and groping them, occasionally turning off the fuck-machine and fucking their holes myself.

These captive 420chan users get no respite: the only stimuli they ever feel in addition to the perpetual invasion of their every orifice is the feel of my hand spanking their ass, cupping their balls, or the warmth of my cock in their ravaged hole, when compared to the cold machine fuck.
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Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart - Sat, 30 May 2020 00:30:00 EST Qqwf/aq0 No.5005441 Reply
>>5005360
It is fuxked up tho
Saying its fucked ip is a pretty benign statement

U dehydrated u DED

Personal Computer

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- Thu, 21 May 2020 05:37:01 EST Hr20aHI2 No.5000290
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It's time for a new computer. Get a newer OS, get more RAM, a bigger HDD and a fastest ISP connection. Do it.
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Charlie Trotter - Fri, 29 May 2020 11:17:15 EST Amt3l3y2 No.5005095 Reply
>>5005073

Maybe I'm just getting on and my bones are chalk or something but working from home I suddenly got all sorts of issues which I hadn't had before. Then I moved my setup a bit and they went away.

I'd expect neck issues and ulnar or carpal tunnel or both. I mean feel free to ignore my advice but if anything starts getting sore or numb when it shouldn't maybe think about a more user friendly setup.

You didn't answer my question though. Is that a server?
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Irwin Shapiro - Sat, 30 May 2020 00:22:00 EST XWRkTN6R No.5005440 Reply
>>5005044
Honestly, I mostly use the top monitors for output from the server or watching videos and everything is actually done on the laptop. It's non-ideal but I honestly don't know what to do with the space to make it better.

yeah, that's a Dell r710. It's similar to what's in Kirt's basement running 420chan. Mine is mostly a plant phenotype database.

Books from your youth

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- Wed, 20 May 2020 00:17:43 EST ImKuX0U0 No.4999638
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The giving tree
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Riccardo Giacconi - Sat, 30 May 2020 00:02:00 EST jFMQXDRB No.5005436 Reply
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>>5003288
RIP in peice. Sorry OP. You shouldn't have done that he was just a boy

1 NB = 1 pray

NB

I give you...

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- Fri, 29 May 2020 23:25:07 EST SorVvgEN No.5005414
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A white statue
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Socialite John - Fri, 29 May 2020 23:44:32 EST m8qYnJ7q No.5005431 Reply
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>>5005424
She's doing the Undertaker eyes, it was all the rage back then to do that
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Kindler Thomas - Fri, 29 May 2020 23:58:10 EST 2W6+Enxh No.5005435 Reply
That bitch looks like some roman gayboy, 10/10

A warning

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- Wed, 20 May 2020 21:50:57 EST zM7YeQfj No.5000070
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The virus is not the only thing to worry about right now. How active have you been during the lockdowns? Smokers especially this is a time to consider quitting. If you're not dying of covid anytime soon you could get health problems from allowing yourself to become sedentary. Be careful about what you choose to consume and keep and eye on sodium levels. Remember to do breathing exercises.
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Robin Lefler - Fri, 29 May 2020 20:45:48 EST RIhasyW4 No.5005358 Reply
>>5000070
You guys even turn threads where op is trying to help you into arguements.
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Violet Stoolbutter - Fri, 29 May 2020 23:56:29 EST fdziGJXu No.5005434 Reply
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especially if you have some relevant skill, now is a uniquely great time to put yourself on the organ donor list (if you aren’t already), and go help.
Seriously, lots of different forms of volunteer organizations, like
for feeding the poor and such, are falling apart because everyone is worried about that own ass rn. These orgs exist pretty much everywhere, call around and search online.

Have you ever seen an ants nest in a flood? They all cling to each other, and anyone who finds a piece of lands or just anything, they grab hold of it until hopefully they can dock somewhere. Some will likely drown in the process, they could let go I gues and not worry about keeping other ants afloat, but that would be gay af and then they’d all die.
Similarly, an ant that is mortality wounded will even fight his brother rescuing ants so it can get die without taking up more resources, because one life is just one life, but ant is ant.

Be like Ant 🐜

Barefoot Gen

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- Fri, 29 May 2020 23:09:01 EST SorVvgEN No.5005401
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Got a spare?
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Donald Duckington - Fri, 29 May 2020 23:25:01 EST Mbef9R4O No.5005413 Reply
>>5005401
aren't these supposed to be the people who was going to change the world, or was that the Spice Girls?

black pussy

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- Mon, 29 Jul 2019 19:11:05 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4883666
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have you ever fucked black girls? I got black pussy today for the first time (if you don't count one time with a prostitute years ago). Damn that ass and big tits. Where I live there are fery few black peole and even fewer black women.

She was very busty and had a huge ass but very tight pussy.

inb4 normie shit, I haven't had sex before this in 3 years. She didn't speak my language fluently but it was still really good and understandable.
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Edwin Dunderlock - Fri, 29 May 2020 23:30:31 EST tf0NWgBh No.5005416 Reply
>>5004833
>I consider both of you and the other regular posters genuine friends
It's time to quit 420chan brazil

What is the best food?

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- Fri, 08 May 2020 20:38:51 EST Yzdwe44V No.4995156
File: 1588984731386.jpg -(72879B / 71.17KB, 600x870) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What is the best food?
And why is it Chinese takeout?


I love greasy noodles
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Magma Admin Molly - Fri, 29 May 2020 22:22:26 EST Yzdwe44V No.5005392 Reply
>>5005388
Don't talk to me in your frog anime pee pee meme language, you retarded chud
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Cyril Lignac - Fri, 29 May 2020 22:39:01 EST 3vqoGpS4 No.5005393 Reply
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>>5005392
It's daiyobou. Moe the fuck out, nakama.

>>4997000
Shit, the green falafal is the best. I've been craving Koshary recently. Never tried making it myself but I've got almost all the ingredients ready. Probably just gonna add tomato sauce, roasted onions and chickpeas to the base though when I give it a shot.

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