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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 12:13:38 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4961276
File: 1582132418333.jpg -(92762B / 90.59KB, 500x609) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. pimp bait
I'm a woman, and I like to have SEX! I love going on Tinder and having 40 new DMs, most of which I can't even respond to because my inbox is already flooded with sexy muscular Chads, even though I'm like objectively not even that cute. But that's the blessing of being a woman. Dick is in high supply, baby. I love to be a woman and can get dick on demand whenever I want. One dick two dick three dick four dicks, baby. All for me. Together or separately it doesn't matter; I want em all and I can have em all, just by typing in a quick message and hitting that "Send" button.
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Youngster Fuck - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 16:48:21 EST e8XobJFP No.4961384 Reply
i need a mistress.. I've been having terrible luck with women recently. i feel lonely, can i lick your heels?can you pie in my face? i feel really bad.

What's your favourite fictional god entity?

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 14:01:26 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4961329
File: 1582138886691.jpg -(450591B / 440.03KB, 2000x1500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What's your favourite fictional god entity?
I've been binging reading up on fictional gods of media I don't even like / am into, and I really stuck on papa Nurgle from WH40k for reasons. He just seems like a jolly one who really loves his followers, and blesses them into heaven without even having to pass through the death gate first. I like slaanesh too, but that sounds more like a side-gig / hobby god to me. Papa Nurgle is the real deal.

Also I guess it makes sense I'd like him too, since I'm one of those naturalists who don't use shower soap anymore. I did even try recently to have a soap shower first time in years, got sick like I used to get first time since I started the habit. Had forgotten how much being sick that way feels, like you've been cursed. When going just plain cold water shower being "sick" feels more like kinda just being slightly funky, like something is kinda off a day or two, but then you're back. So in a way I already partake of Nurgles blessings.

What's your fave fict. god?
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Traci Brooks - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 16:33:47 EST QzqynLeI No.4961378 Reply
Jesus seems like a cool guy personally but a lot of stuff he said made no sense.
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Team Aqua Grunt Sidney - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 16:44:41 EST I594I501 No.4961383 Reply
>worshiping gods over godesses's
faggots

You ever get some really bad ideas?

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- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 23:24:28 EST 8bkHuiuW No.4960849
File: 1581999868220.webm [mp4] -(1562529B / 1.49MB, 562x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. You ever get some really bad ideas?
like sneaking in your neighbor's house and stealth killing them one by one. Or running in a supermarket, completely trashing it and running away. Or putting deadly traps in a place with lots of people. is it normal to have these thoughts
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Commander John J Adams - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 14:57:10 EST EIYDamC+ No.4961349 Reply
>>4961279
"feudalism" in Europe (quotes because there's huge discussion in modern historiography over how appropriate the very term is) was an extremely heterogeneous system. the rights and privileges of gentry as well as non-gentry varied heavily depending on country, region, even village to village. Using it as a means to define socioeconomic situation is an extreme misnomer. EVERY pre-industrial society has huge levels of wealth disparity, claiming it as a symptom of the specific list of rights a given ruling class had in a certain region of the world is a huge oversimplification of how such societies worked. "feudalism" did not prevent underclasses from attaining upward social mobility nor did it discourage it (if anything you could argue the opposite), the sheer nature of living in a primarily agrarian society was the major factor at play in every single pre-industrial civilization.
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Jarvis Pickridge - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 16:39:25 EST XoaEkJJV No.4961380 Reply
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>>4960849
I get these crazy thoughts of trashing cars. I by the way have a really bad relationship with cars. I commute to work on a bike, and travel 10 km. I think my relationship with cars has become so bad, because I constantly fear them when riding in traffic.
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Tadashi Nakajima - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 16:43:03 EST If0JqG2y No.4961381 Reply
>>4961380
My immediate thought was demolition derby but then I realized you were talking about petty vandalism.

cartoon characters that you wanted to fuck when you were a kid

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- Thu, 13 Feb 2020 15:37:16 EST qw2aM/Vu No.4958933
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Brandy from brandy and mr whiskers used to make my pp feel weird
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Corona conspiracy thread

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 00:42:14 EST nArjsrgJ No.4960155
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What do you think the most likely thing is going to happen?
Most likely origins?
What is the craziest thing that could happen?
Most crazy origin?

Remember, Reynolds wrap will CONTAIN the BOUNCE the 5g inside your head.

Corona Virus affects the ACE2 Gene receptors, which is mostly on Asian males, which is also very low in Asian females and almost non existent in male Europeans and African americans. The new conspiracy theory is that the ACE2 Gene in the kidney and testes was a failed bioweapon population control in Chinese males
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Bubsy - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 06:59:03 EST jmz+tjYZ No.4961189 Reply
>>4961142
Because it keeps people away, huh? People who might get close enough to see the real (You), who might see you as vulnerable and flawed? I know.
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Abner Grovile - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 15:22:41 EST WWqObCTW No.4961360 Reply
had chinese food last night and hung out with my chinese friend. Still feeling great. Ill keep you beaner virusfags updated
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Hits Biggington - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 16:24:32 EST u27gIV8+ No.4961374 Reply
I recently spoke form a woman's mind that could perceive things better beyond my space and time and she said, The Corona virus because China was acting bad to them. I think it looked like the government said or did something negative to other people in the world.

help

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 08:55:15 EST Dpu8uURB No.4961236
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my little brothers been acting really weird lately, he always hides in his room when he's home and he'll stay out with friends for days at a time, and just acting moody, wild, he even dyed his fucking hair, goes off at the slightest provocation, and tears up at almost nothing

And now today he let me borrow his suitcase and it had a syringe wrapper and this weird pill. I figured as much but it's sad to see him go down this path

What is this? And what should I do?
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Scenario

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- Tue, 18 Feb 2020 21:53:48 EST IiSIjjvW No.4961093
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You're in the club peacocking hard, dropping the most vitriolic negs in your arsenal at some 7/10 HB when THIS guy comes up and tells you that the only way to true salvation is to drink his blood and eat his flesh.

When do you do?
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Edward Smallhall - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 15:22:35 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4961359 Reply
>>4961354
Best jenk is Valentines Jenk.
Make jenkem out of your GFs materials.
Christmas jenk is cool too though, all those spices come through in the end product.

Can't even imagine Jesus Jenk though. Big Jenkus.
Huffin the High Lords Materials. Goddang.
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Emma Watson - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 16:43:37 EST wdELoHOP No.4961382 Reply
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>You're in the club peacocking hard, dropping the most vitriolic negs in your arsenal
What kind of faggot do you take me for?

what kind of skelington do you want to be?

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 13:17:00 EST e7M2QMAA No.4961309
File: 1582136220828.jpg -(343843B / 335.78KB, 1862x1048) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. what kind of skelington do you want to be?
Are you gonna be a naked skelington or not? What are you gonna wear?
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Tadashi Nakajima - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 14:19:21 EST If0JqG2y No.4961338 Reply
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>>4961327
Don't be upset cause I'm stylin' on you and the honeys finna jump my bones
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Edward Smallhall - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 14:21:45 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4961339 Reply
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>>4961309
I'd be a real annoying toot-skelly, tooting and having my skull smoked out every day.
People don't want their doom tooted in by a smoking hot skeleton, but they need it.
At least they'll have their doom tootery-announced by a skeleton that loves his goddamn job.
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Waiter Nigel - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 15:30:02 EST e7M2QMAA No.4961361 Reply
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This skelington is bourgeoisie

Modern World War

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- Tue, 18 Feb 2020 12:28:40 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4960989
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What would a world war look like with modern tech, actually?
I remember self-aiming weapons being a thing in like 2015, as in you don't even aim anymore, the sights do that for you. You just choose a target and pull the trigger. Would there even be infantry? Would it all just be drone strikes?

Would FPV drone racers be the equivalent of figher pilots, or would AI controlled ones win out by default?

>TL;DR
What would modern all out war even look like?
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Kamala - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 14:57:08 EST 9XFA7AXe No.4961348 Reply
>>4961343
China is presently building carrier groups FYI
America is just too corrupt, greedy, and incompetent even compared to the Chinese to last much longer.
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Commander John J Adams - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 14:59:12 EST EIYDamC+ No.4961350 Reply
>>4961348
shiny toys don't win wars as much as DARPA wishes it to be the case and every state agency on earth is a corrupt morass
you can take your team cap off now
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Shaggy 2 Dope - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 15:13:30 EST 7JXWX72I No.4961356 Reply
>>4961343
it's less about the EPA and more about the private sector profit focused economy, the Chinese started dumping state subsidies into their rare earths production so they could swamp the global market, undercut competitors and establish a functional monopoly on a strategic resource, no other producers were economically viable because the Chinese weren't either they just didn't care. After driving every other source out of business in the 90s they started cracking down on the supply chains and putting in export controls about ten years ago, which triggered their competitors to reopen.

There are active mines in the US and Australia now, the Canadians are mulling over declaring rare earths a strategic resource and subsidizing starting up new mines.
It's really not an issue anymore, and even less so in a total war situation where the profit barrier to mining the stuff instantly disappears.

>>4961348
The US has literally more than twice as many carriers as the Chinese do, are currently building the exact same amount of new ones, and are planning on building 5 times more in the future.

More importantly the Chinese are world leaders in short to mid range missile technology (Russia and America locked themselves out of the field with arms control treaties until Trump tore them up), the electronic and information aspects of hybrid warfare, and Anti Access/Area Denia doctrine.
The US has absolutely nothing to worry about when it comes to a high seas naval confrontation or a land war in North America, but its physically impossible for them to stop an invasion of Taiwan, a total area denial lockdown of the South/East China seas and a crippling cyber campaign on their infrastructure.

It is okay

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 01:09:57 EST 3Cr0F64A No.4961134
File: 1582092597924.jpg -(55099B / 53.81KB, 680x383) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. It is okay
I am smart and have all the answers.

I will help you
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Teacher Cedric - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 13:49:54 EST rCh0tnXd No.4961326 Reply
How can I keep the average global temperatures from rising more than 3 degrees C over historical averages within the next 100 years?
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Commander John J Adams - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 14:31:25 EST EIYDamC+ No.4961341 Reply
>>4961326
become a thicc plant lady and suck all the co2 out of the sky nb

b is getting boring :(

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- Tue, 18 Feb 2020 15:48:25 EST E1d9lAtp No.4961048
File: 1582058905396.jpg -(96354B / 94.10KB, 1024x943) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. b is getting boring :(
This place isnt as fun as it used to be :/
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Teacher Cedric - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 13:27:38 EST rCh0tnXd No.4961316 Reply
Just like everything in life, it's getting slightly worse steadily forever without any way to stop it until you die.
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Andrei Arlovski - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 13:43:30 EST E1d9lAtp No.4961324 Reply
Op here. The nazis and the conflict they cause are hilarious tbh. I think there’s just less interesting threads now

today thread

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- Mon, 10 Feb 2020 13:31:32 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4957741
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Do you know what today is?
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Kefka - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 13:04:42 EST QmBs14Cb No.4961299 Reply
>>4961264
the levels of exploitation are completely different, i'm exploiting a renewable resource that has never before been a profitable commodity to her, in order to get a job that would continue to add value to the greater economy. she's exploiting my situation, being vilified for nonviolent drug use, something she is vehemently against, to extort me. it's also worth noting she was pissing out the beer i gave her, because i'm a good host, god damn it
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Geoffrey Rush - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 13:12:40 EST PErI9j88 No.4961303 Reply
there is no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism
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Commander John J Adams - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 14:23:59 EST EIYDamC+ No.4961340 Reply
>>4960857
>the ecosystem manages itself if you don't fuck with it
wrong
enjoy invasive species and herbivores destroying the bottom level ecology before population collapse. only brainlet vegans and lolbertarians think everything will be fine if you leave it alone. the only way "leave it alone" works is if you're a human extinction nutcase - which most of you are, even if you don't realize it.

machine elves

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- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 13:53:31 EST Raei9chG No.4960686
File: 1581965611553.png -(372424B / 363.70KB, 629x432) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. machine elves
so the reference comes up often here i have noticed, of a famous trip report by terrence meckenna, mentioning entities which are met during a DMT trip named by him as 'machine elves'. i myselve have met entities during a DMT trip, but never an 'elfish' being.

have any of you met a 'machine elf'? what was the meaning behind the vision, OR what knowledge or information did it "impart" to you?
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Marie Troisgros - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 00:57:58 EST 3Cr0F64A No.4961129 Reply
>>4960978

Self drilling machine elves.

Capable of folding through themselves while talking through a series of burps and farts.

They flap their bodies and make sounds.
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Rick Moonen - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 13:38:18 EST Seh+PELR No.4961323 Reply
>>4961129
That's what I'm fucking talking about. Although for me, that's more of a DXM + DPH + synthetic cannabinoids trip.

morning beer

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- Fri, 24 Jan 2020 22:07:48 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4950216
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I just woke up and started drinking beer
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Samuel Fenningnat - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 16:22:13 EST e7M2QMAA No.4961058 Reply
I like to drink hot vodka out of the trunk of my car.
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Gabriel Leavings - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 16:25:19 EST ujBfEqqn No.4961061 Reply
>>4961055
On nights I drink I need 7-9 hours of sleep to wake up refreshed, when I don't drink I feel the same off 3 hours. It doesn't seem healthy at all but it's kind of like natural amphetamines, by the end of the night my mind is flying because I guess it naturally expects a need to counteract being twisted. Idk Irish/German genes are probably my problem, sober me is the workhorse and drinking me is the sociable likable me, unfortunately

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