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A rainy afternoon

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- Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:06:18 EST HwX0AJcY No.5070486
File: 1603814778744.jpg -(748785B / 731.24KB, 1600x1600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. A rainy afternoon
It's a rainy afternoon and you decide to take refuge in a quiet cafeteria...

Strangely each one of the 16 tables is occupied by a beautiful but lonely lady. Who of them do you sit with because she looks like someone you can have a good talk with?
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Yoshihiro Akiyama - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:15:21 EST HwX0AJcY No.5070515 Reply
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>>5070513
No, they are all 100% WOMEN born as WOMEN. They all have a real and a natural vagina. There are no traps or surprises here, buddy.
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Cowgirl Ian - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:21:48 EST t/kevx+J No.5070520 Reply
>>5070515
Is this your way of exerting power over other people so that you can feel like a man?

Frisbees

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- Tue, 27 Oct 2020 02:01:11 EST trWWHfi9 No.5070430
File: 1603778471206.jpg -(583872B / 570.19KB, 2320x1392) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Frisbees
Bitches don't know about my chicken avocado dumpster dived sushi.
I save 200+ clams a month doing this
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Britani Knight - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 03:11:56 EST xfRr0kmg No.5070437 Reply
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>>5070430
Fuck yes OP I used to be an avid dumpster diver but where I live now isn't any good for it. Too hot and too much competition.
Be gay eat trash.
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Billy Penishands - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 10:17:49 EST OHvvdSx9 No.5070461 Reply
can't you just ask the restaurant to save it for you? sushi in a trash can screams all types of expirations
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Vincent Valentine - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:23:23 EST jFMQXDRB No.5070522 Reply
>>5070430
HE SAVED $200 A MONTH WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!
SUSHI CHEFFS HATE HIM!

Quailuudes

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- Wed, 21 Oct 2020 22:03:41 EST trWWHfi9 No.5067786
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Phup phup pheuuuu!
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Julianne Stonerland - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:07:05 EST lKYSmGnZ No.5070511 Reply
>>5070505
I love this copypasta every time I see it, even if it is a little fucked up that people made fun of his death. But I guess it is what it is
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Major Motoko Kusanagi - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:22:27 EST GcKaShy+ No.5070521 Reply
>>5070511
The 3 people who remember who he was probably think it's pretty funny.

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- Tue, 27 Oct 2020 10:16:53 EST /V4Dq25i No.5070460
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Charles Drillerbutch - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 11:20:42 EST 08v020PO No.5070482 Reply
>tfw you try to return the slab but face the curse of bad genes
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Vincent Valentine - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:21:14 EST jFMQXDRB No.5070519 Reply
>>5070493
I think I they mean like they got rid of the super natural curse but are still fucked because they ugly

What makes large penises attractive to girls and what's so bad about smaller ones?

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- Mon, 26 Oct 2020 20:48:17 EST rbmPt/BI No.5070343
File: 1603759697339.jpg -(116223B / 113.50KB, 640x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What makes large penises attractive to girls and what's so bad about smaller ones?
Granted I myself am not very well equipped, unless you consider 4 inches long and 4 inches in girth as well equipped, I don't understand what's so great about big penises and why girls seem so attracted to them.

Do big penises actually feel better than smaller ones or is it just a visual stimulation to them?

Do you think guys with smaller ones are less of a guy than guys with big ones?

Are small ones less attractive?

Would you leave a guy you like just because he's not packed?

Ugh! What can I do to make myself just as wanted to girls, sexually, without having a big penis?
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George Herbig - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:15:34 EST ma6uzVOc No.5070516 Reply
>>5070489
Ok so if i'm a white guy with a big dick i'm black now? Racists are so fucking retarded i swear to god

420

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- Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:51:55 EST cL6b1Qsz No.5070499
File: 1603817515257.jpg -(87899B / 85.84KB, 1280x1151) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 420
i need source for this gif, its for research purposes

apina.biz/143955

i know you perverts know it so thanks in advance!
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Giovanni Cassini - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:06:10 EST B7w5ydfa No.5070510 Reply
>>5070503

>hello imageboard look at my gif oh but its at this shady link so i can track your shit and sell your data

lmao
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Tiequan Zhang - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:14:18 EST cL6b1Qsz No.5070514 Reply
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shit im so high i didnt realize its a webm, my bad

KITTY

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- Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:02:41 EST X+fGJW6a No.5070484
File: 1603814561754.jpg -(67020B / 65.45KB, 564x608) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. KITTY
angst bad

kitty based

post more kitty
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Mark Hominick - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:52:25 EST ig5yeC2x No.5070500 Reply
I went outside a few minutes ago to feed the black phoebe that visits my house everyday and there's a huge billow of red smoke over the horizon
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Tiequan Zhang - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:55:50 EST cL6b1Qsz No.5070502 Reply
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i found this very rare pic
just for you

Why

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- Mon, 26 Oct 2020 20:29:32 EST Oyoc1pkk No.5070332
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>50,000 420chan users have died of Covid19
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Bernardo Calvera - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 10:53:51 EST Tk45dqio No.5070474 Reply
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>>5070332

Fake News. Check the front page, this joint is pumping!!
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George Herbig - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:34:58 EST 1/jbzxYW No.5070496 Reply
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>>5070474
Yeah dude, I means theres 60,000 people on here, right now! Look at all of them wow!
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Julianne Stonerland - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:43:40 EST lKYSmGnZ No.5070497 Reply
>>5070496
>Posts made in the last 24 hours: 8,419
>Just saw some new posts get created and it didn't go up
Something FISHY is going on here

Urbanism, Walkability and Transit Enthusiasm

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- Mon, 26 Oct 2020 12:10:06 EST oOvDjt7q No.5070074
File: 1603728606774.jpg -(277245B / 270.75KB, 1335x1252) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Urbanism, Walkability and Transit Enthusiasm
Are there any other urbanists on 420chan?
Anyone who wants to end car-dependency in America?
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Sidney Shittingstone - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 01:26:15 EST doLbXNrj No.5070419 Reply
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>>5070074
whatever gets us closer to my solarpunk fantasies
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Vincent Valentine - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 01:36:42 EST jFMQXDRB No.5070421 Reply
>>5070244
Holy shit not reading this thread but fuck marry kill on your pic
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Giovanni Cassini - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:05:18 EST B7w5ydfa No.5070485 Reply
mass transit is great right up to the first time you watch someone take a shit on a subway seat and then smear it on themselves

and thats not even the worst thing i've seen

what would you do if:

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- Mon, 26 Oct 2020 19:19:10 EST PqFaSxGS No.5070287
File: 1603754350949.png -(195670B / 191.08KB, 680x760) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. what would you do if:
this guy slapped your girlfriend's ass?
this guy slapped your boyfriend's ass?
this guy slapped your nonbinaryfriend's ass?
this guy slapped your mom's ass?
this guy slapped your dad's ass?
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Headbanger Trasher - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 00:30:42 EST S0DgWZT+ No.5070410 Reply
I'd question what the problem with my ass was and why it wasn't slapped then I'd probably cut my thighs and make myself vomit and smoke opioids while crying and listening to beautiful by christina agulera
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Charles Drillerbutch - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 11:35:06 EST 08v020PO No.5070483 Reply
guy in OP's pic can slap anybodys ass at any time and the only thing that would get him in trouble would be if he was any other race than white

Fun secret stuff

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- Tue, 27 Oct 2020 09:05:37 EST 7n97XNOY No.5070453
File: 1603803937640.jpg -(236197B / 230.66KB, 642x900) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Fun secret stuff
Every time I'm on someone else's phone or computer, like for an IT call, I like to paste their clipboard contents or look at their clipboard history (win+v) to see what they've been up to.

What sort of secret stuff do you do?
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Vincent Valentine - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 11:06:19 EST jFMQXDRB No.5070478 Reply
>>5070477
If you're worried about that you should see what the government is doing with algorithms.
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Slab - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 11:08:22 EST /V4Dq25i No.5070480 Reply
>>5070478
If you're worried about that you should see what your roommate is doing to your shampoo bottles
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Vincent Valentine - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 11:10:26 EST jFMQXDRB No.5070481 Reply
>>5070480
If you're worried about what my roommate is doing to my shampoo bottles you should be worried with what I actually do to the shampoo after

i inquire an embrace

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- Mon, 26 Oct 2020 20:05:08 EST T+GRfSLW No.5070311
File: 1603757108031.gif -(1549752B / 1.48MB, 400x225) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. i inquire an embrace
im feeling a bit sentimental, can i get a hug?
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hemorrhoids

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- Mon, 26 Oct 2020 22:57:03 EST 03ll87hR No.5070381
File: 1603767423339.jpg -(24841B / 24.26KB, 539x470) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. hemorrhoids
is there a cure for hemorrhoids or am I gonna have to put preperation h on my anus everytime I shit for the rest of my life

I'm not going to the doctor because I'm in burgerland and they will charge me bazillion dollars for it
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Magma Admin Sidney - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 05:09:01 EST ll8Qalb6 No.5070443 Reply
>>5070442
>Even if it's free licking the tip of a wax bullet, shoving it up your arse and then putting a bunch of tissue in place to catch the shitwax

U fucking wot m8
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Reginald Bluntstein - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 05:47:43 EST KDxD1lu2 No.5070447 Reply
>>5070443
Idk the brits like to shove things in their ass to "cure" hemorroids
Which they call piles because they gotta have a goofy fucking name for everything
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Spike Lee - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 07:34:33 EST Amt3l3y2 No.5070451 Reply
>>5070447
Nah, people shove things in their arse to get off like anyone else and then turn up at the hospital and say "yeah I fell on to the potato and that's why it's wedged here". Girlfriend works in colo rectal currently so she's got a few stories. There was one guy who'd turn up regularly and she started advising maybe he got a dildo. At some point his wife found out and was like "I wish you'd told me". He's not been back since so hopefully he's getting pegged by his wife on the reg now.

Suppositories have a pointed end and as a result quite bullet like. I don't have extensive suppository experience (but I have some and it's more than I'd like) but they need to dissolve or melt once inside but hold their shape outside so when the suppository is mostly filler by volume it's going to be mostly wax, once it melts the medicine difuses into the affected area (and reduces inflammation) but you have liquid wax in your arse and it will now have some shit in. Hence shitwax coming out.

Anyway if you eat lots of veg and hydrate, don't do lots of straining exercises all the time (3 times a week is plenty unless you are on steroids in which case you can afford to get this sorted) and raise your feet to shit so it straightens your intesting it all helps.

SOMEOBODY SAY SOMETHIGN

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- Mon, 26 Oct 2020 10:38:13 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5070022
File: 1603723093281.jpg -(86203B / 84.18KB, 700x700) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. SOMEOBODY SAY SOMETHIGN
plsease someobdy speak to me please jsut saying somethin nice

it ois sexy or not just sayi sometihing i love your body i love body you love sex i live sex just please say something nice

plase help me pelase i just i love too much
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Slippy Toad - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 05:22:26 EST JYo3A0g1 No.5070446 Reply
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>>5070049
>>5070051
You are not a BR then. There's your complement. You are probably a nice person and don't invade MMOs and clog them up with your lack of manners or skills.

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