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Discord Now Fully Linked With 420chan IRC

Chocolate

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 22:18:44 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4933125
File: 1576379924958.webm [mp4] -(2483627B / 2.37MB, 352x240) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Chocolate
Is choc a drug? It makes me feel good.
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Beefy McBeeferson - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 07:54:35 EST f7CUuU4b No.4933268 Reply
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>>4933125

As somone that identifies as an attack helicopter, OP, i dont think you realize how R-rated you have made this thread. Lets just say, you got my oil pressure a' risen.
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Falco Lombardi - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 09:27:49 EST BRGMip9l No.4933274 Reply
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General reminder: buy fair trade chocolate (and coffee)

"...as of 2015, up to 19,000 children working inCôte d'Ivoire, the world's biggest producer ofcocoa,[1]may have been victims oftraffickingorslavery.[2]Attention on this subject has focused onWest Africa, which collectively supplies 69% of the world's cocoa, Côte d'Ivoire in particular, supplying 35%.[3]Thirty percent of children under age 15 insub-Saharan Africaare child laborers, mostly in agricultural activities that includes cocoa farming.[4]It is estimated that more than 1.8 million children in West Africa are involved in growing cocoa.[5]Major chocolate producers, such asNestlé, buy cocoa atcommodities exchangeswhere Ivorian cocoa is mixed with other cocoa.[6]In 2013–2014, an estimated 1.4million children aged 5 years old to 11 years old worked in agriculture in cocoa-growing areas, approximately 800,000 of them are engaged in hazardous work, including working with sharp tools and agricultural chemicals and carrying heavy loads.[7][8]

A major study of the issue, published inFortune magazinein the U.S. in March 2016, concluded that approximately 2.1million children in West Africa "still do the dangerous and physically taxing work of harvesting cocoa". The report was doubtful as to whether the situation can be improved significantly.[9]"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_labour_in_cocoa_production

Basic Bugatti Bitches

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 09:37:54 EST +JXUUv3M No.4933275
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My friend once tried to argue that while there are plenty of “basic” people out there with debatably interesting conversational skills and hobbies, there are actually many subdivisions of being basic.

Like there’s being a Christian and doing church stuff, but then there are those that are Christian Basic. Whaddya think? Which flavor of basic af do you see most often?


>Which type do you most identify with?
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Graham Sobblestock - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 09:56:31 EST COtejjUc No.4933277 Reply
Does it make you feel less awkward to think about socialization as some kind of anthropology project where you're the researcher?
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Corky McRapekids - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 09:58:17 EST RKOZfxbo No.4933278 Reply
Pessimism is a logical fallacy, tbh.

Faces during anal sex

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 04:15:57 EST QMMHOc/x No.4932808
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Golden Joe - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 05:25:45 EST 72T9bKyW No.4933252 Reply
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>your dick will get....pulled in, basically.
on an inbreath, I meant to say. if you tease the person with your finger while they breathe for you you can feel when it's pulling in.

And thus concludes this portion of Buggery 101
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Augustus Greendale - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 07:06:42 EST rweoz8US No.4933265 Reply
>>4933250
How do I stop my self from laughing everytime she farts doe?
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Golden Joe - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 09:40:54 EST 72T9bKyW No.4933276 Reply
>>4933265
YOU ACT MATURE AND--
just kidding. Ionno. of myself and people I have had sex with, people either laugh and it's fine or they don't care and it's fine

Have you ever been taking a shit

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 01:19:27 EST vDf+CLGz No.4933205
File: 1576390767760.jpg -(35109B / 34.29KB, 620x413) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Have you ever been taking a shit
and then you accidentally puke on your dick?
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Sanford Black - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 01:34:42 EST mbF0Zj3n No.4933209 Reply
no but it sounds like a bad day

basically people make me not like life

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 22:29:19 EST TkPi2/DR No.4933133
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convince me to try /b/
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Violet Stoolbutter - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 00:17:51 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4933180 Reply
>>4933168
these days it's all cut to shit with hentai anyway. I blame the chinese with their cartoons and the international conspiracy known only as Big Hentai
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Jack Crirringfut - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 07:55:51 EST Vq6SrlCw No.4933269 Reply
>>4933133but people do suck

It's seems to be ab out minimising the particular damage shit person's can do in your life
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Falco Lombardi - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 09:18:30 EST BRGMip9l No.4933272 Reply
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Humanity kind of makes me want to self immolate. But I find that if I take it one person at a time it's not so bad. I remind myself that every individual has their own problems, goals, regrets, hopes. Yeah, you'll find some that seem terrible, but remember that they probably had shitty childhoods.

Shit we've found over the years.

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 09:09:22 EST EsJMiczK No.4933271
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It never ceases to amaze me how many useless websites and applications there are on the internet. Back when I was in college I would waste hours on these crappy websites making stupid content and sharing it with the thread it was originally posted in. I remember when we used to have that group draw application that pretty much made a huge canvas and everyone would contribute or grief to the shitpost graffiti.

Anyways,

Heres a Netjester that spits out inspirational quotes.
http://inspirobot.me/

Heres a website that generates Cats based off your drawings.
https://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/

Heres a website that makes a random flesh-person
https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

And here's one that does the same with cats.
https://thiscatdoesnotexist.com/

What useless shit have you found over the years? Anything you'd like to share with the class today?

About to Get Burned

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- Thu, 12 Dec 2019 04:39:42 EST IiDb6Ix+ No.4932132
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Life is hell, and nothing makes sense anymore.
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Mike Goldberg - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 04:42:23 EST 1ItJvBF3 No.4933246 Reply
My life is still primed to explode, and I don't know how I'm going to escape this nightmare, except in death.
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Tommy Marin - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 06:25:30 EST EyqNVRd4 No.4933262 Reply
>>4933246
Take heart of the fact that you are completely insignificant to all but a miniscule fraction of life and if you go off like a nuclear bomb, no one of any significance will notice or care.
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Beefy McBeeferson - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 07:43:39 EST f7CUuU4b No.4933266 Reply
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>>4932150


More like 3+8 noble truths. Why not just make the folds part of the noble truths and call it [ben folds] 11?

THE SNOWFLAKES ARE TOO MUCH

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 16:12:25 EST Lh/Y6NRY No.4933000
File: 1576357945535.jpg -(2574878B / 2.46MB, 1920x1920) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. THE SNOWFLAKES ARE TOO MUCH
they're distracting and they follow the mouse cursor too sharply,
i want to post fun things
BUT THE SNOW IS EVERYWHERE JUST LET ME DISABLE IT

inb4
>duh just enter this 30-digit sequence while jacking offf and huffing jenkem with a candy cane jammed into your anus

I JUST WANT TO VIEW BOARDS WITHOUT THESE WHITE FAGGOTS ZIPPING AROUND it looks like the falling/landing animation has improved tho, they arent teleporting from midscreen to the taskbar. it might be cool but I want to turn it off
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Simon Ferrystone - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 06:06:18 EST u27gIV8+ No.4933259 Reply
>>4933248
well don't eat it, you would have a leg sticking out of your mouth. Brilliant micro dino life forms trying to take to life. Maybe if the universe exploded people spirits would go through a similar process, like taking to a higher orbit, become micro to a changing environment, reform.
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Kaitlyn - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 06:13:41 EST oEl+LQd5 No.4933261 Reply
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>>4933259
I wonder if birds are racist toward each other, like "ew, i can't believe that slut fucked a seagull, she probably has bird HIV now, what a whore"
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Graham Sobblestock - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 06:42:34 EST COtejjUc No.4933264 Reply
>>4933261
Is that what you go around talking about everywhere, every day, all the time, irl? Can you stop?

Bro-Ham

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 23:22:26 EST NomTf2Ys No.4933167
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Duude try this watermelon vape juice. It tastes sooooo fruity. It fuckin makes my mouth water just thinking about it. Here, man, I'll even let you take a hit off my vape. If you like it, I can sell you another one I have laying around my room. I think it has lieeeeeek half of the juice remaining so I'll do you a solid and take off $5 from the original price.
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Jackie Gayda - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 03:23:13 EST f4y4odp7 No.4933218 Reply
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hhhhrrrrghhhhhhh!!!!!! fuck!

my lungs! i gof vape juice lungs!

*kaff* *kaff* *kaff*

uuuurrrgggghhh!!! op, what was *KAFF!* in this shit????
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Tommy Marin - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 06:29:10 EST EyqNVRd4 No.4933263 Reply
>>4933167
LMAO did you take the Nancy Reagan "Just Say No" training in the 80s too? Yeah nobody ever came up to me and offered me free drugs in my ENTIRE LIFE unless they were wearing a white coat and carrying a prescription pad.

Why is everything shitty?

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 05:30:09 EST gnwfYxVz No.4933254
File: 1576405809746.jpg -(56686B / 55.36KB, 500x501) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Why is everything shitty?
The shit that gets posted on the Big Business garbage dick platforms shouldn't see the light of day if it's clearly posted by money grubbing faggots.

I'm looking at some bullshit on an "app store" right now for a smartphone wallpaper that's just a static solid black image, and the comments are bullshit like

> ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
> really beautiful color makes the phone stand out

And the "app developer" has 80K "followers" for low effort bullshit

This shit where we pretend that large quantity high volume traffic counts matter needs to end. People know that million plus spam operations constantly manipulate ranking scores, so why do we let the corporate platforms use "views" and "followers" as proxy for "quality"?

The mega platforms should be required to use better systems to apply rankings, and prevent spam fromgaming their database rankings.

Also, I'm a huge faggot. Thanks for reading.
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Tommy Marin - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 05:54:38 EST EyqNVRd4 No.4933258 Reply
My computer has an off button. Was yours built without one? Go outside.
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Lil DeVille - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 08:13:10 EST ymjc7A+1 No.4933270 Reply
Blah blah blah why are people mean to me???

Gi Lane Max Well

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- Thu, 12 Dec 2019 18:09:37 EST roOTdvo8 No.4932256
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How come no one ever noticed Ms. Maxwell's poison assassin's ring?

It's a big ridiculous piece of gaudy pewter jewelry, and she's obviously trying to broadcast a message with it. It's the central element she's posing with in the picture.
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Sanford Black - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 01:59:13 EST mbF0Zj3n No.4933211 Reply
That ring and the book, about the lives and deaths of CIA operatives.

(Implying Epstein was an intelligence resource)

Which seems like a weird combination, no?
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Daniel Boulud - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 05:51:46 EST TUq82uLM No.4933257 Reply
>>4933211
Plus, she's British. Not American. It leaves the disposition open ended.

Was it a double cross? Is she saying she's glad he's been killed?

Is it sadness? Is she saying her friend has been assassinated?

Is it abivalence? Is she saying "live by the sword, die by the sword" and you have to expect these kinds of episodes?

No one can know, she looks kind of unruffled, and even upbeat in the pics. Although who would expect emotion from a sociopath...

what the fuck bro

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 17:31:44 EST xRGcL7Jm No.4930185
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ive been coming here for over a decade and I need to redeem my stank tokens
id like to speak to a manager right now please
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Guardian of Forever - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 05:43:47 EST gnwfYxVz No.4933255 Reply
>>4933185
oi! how can star trek do this to our tribe??? they have this ugly alien! it's obsessed with money! it's a dishonest space creature! oi! they can't have chara ters like that! people will notice and have strange thoughts! they might staft calling my people by the name of this star terk villain, for unknown reasons, because none of my people are anything like this particular start trek villain that i'm extremely sensitive about!!!

post your face when browsing 420chan

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- Fri, 13 Dec 2019 14:13:01 EST Ew21Htta No.4932493
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dew it
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CarolinePickbury.bak - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 02:40:35 EST Q19bBrKb No.4932789 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

Sceleton thread

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 17:40:40 EST 922TGvlX No.4933035
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ride never ends
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Crossbones - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 19:41:41 EST EY6mY7q6 No.4933072 Reply
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Btw if anyone has any more of these I'd love to see them, love this shit (I have i am squirxical jelly)

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