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Webm Thread: The Monopoly by Nam Phan - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 13:40:26 EST ID:5FRzVfRp No.4611929 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The other one is about to die.
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I.G. Tarah - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 14:25:46 EST ID:w2eBxFsk No.4615819 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615797
>cook the beef
>drain the beef

NO. WRONG. IDIOT.

all those wasted fucking flavours. inexcusable.
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Ace Steel - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 14:31:37 EST ID:iNjjnxAv No.4615820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615819
shut the fuck up
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Mila - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 14:33:55 EST ID:E0x8KwQY No.4615821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615819

most of it's water and grease. chili comes out gross and soupy if you leave that shit in.
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I.G. Tarah - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 14:38:02 EST ID:w2eBxFsk No.4615822 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615821
no. you cook it back in. you cook it and cook it and cook it, eventually it all goes, the mince picks up this beautiful maillard effect and super concentrates all those flavours


With the 'Mother' by Louis Eustache Ude - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 13:19:18 EST ID:Iq7nB2aU No.4615284 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I suspect there is a very high correlation between people who drink their own piss and people who consume Apple Cider Vinegar with the 'Mother'

Also What the fuck is the 'Mother' lol
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Fritz Zwicky - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 12:18:45 EST ID:BkaT+bgv No.4615784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fuck this thread makes me want sauerkraut and some potato salad along side some savory meats
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Smokimus Maximus - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 12:28:54 EST ID:Iq7nB2aU No.4615786 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sourkraut is awesome, both the solid stuff and the sour liquid part. And at least the sourkraut manufacturers don't claim it some sort of cure for all ailments from cancer to erctyle disfunction, nor do they plasture the entire contained with "non-gmo" and "allnatural" , nor do they feel the need to add ghimichy buzz words like: "with the 'mother'

I wonder why......
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Gertrud Cuntskewer - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 12:43:49 EST ID:UbgnATyV No.4615790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615786
I get that you want to stick to your original critique and not sound like an asshole, but you were obviously wrong about the term mother as it's used validly and not as a gimmick.
It's telling you it has pieces of the bacteria in it that converts ethanol to vinegar, Mycoderma Aceti. Thats a needed distinction to add because most vinegars take it out.
That's not a gimmick so much as an advertisement of content. And the reason sauerkrauts don't say that is because they dont have mycoderma aceti
No use going down with the ship boyo. Just admit you were wrong.
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Lucien Olivier - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 14:24:15 EST ID:1WKeaXCp No.4615818 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615781
Cool, man. What tea are you using? I just used green.


Some shit by Kindler Shitting - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 04:22:38 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4615679 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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That seemed like a good idea at the time

This very evening I had the notion of a toaster with heat-resistant glass windows on the sides so you could watch the transformation from bread to toast in real time.
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Hugh Drellerfare - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 09:19:48 EST ID:z4KLIFB3 No.4615733 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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simpsons did it
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Carol-Anne Pretzelfuck - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 12:43:08 EST ID:m16oFrTe No.4615789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Instead of a flashlight, something like, a "flashdark". It would look identical to a flashlight, but instead of light, it would cast a cone of absolute darkness in whatever direction you pointed it. Not the same as a shadow, but something that would actually remove or absorb all of the light in its path.
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Fritz Zwicky - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:07:13 EST ID:BkaT+bgv No.4615791 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615789
I feel like that can only be used for horrible things, you should sell it to the military
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Clara Gocklewid - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 14:13:24 EST ID:U7XCqAtN No.4615814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615789
when i tried to lucid dream, i tried to make this my "tell"

if i saw a light casting darkness, i knew i was in a dream

it's so trippy, i wish i could see it a lot, lol


Irma by Kira Taban - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 11:43:41 EST ID:yIZ/Sxc0 No.4607350 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>MFW I live just south of Sarasota where its going to make landfall and I will be smoking a huge blunt as it passes.
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Tazmanian Devil - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 05:15:39 EST ID:bhMz1WIt No.4615690 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I mean some places didn't have power until like this week
So maybe OP just died or is in like a shitty shelter with 800 other refugees with no 420chan
I kinda enjoy the idea of hurricanes being this crazy every year from here on out and just go east coast apocalypse, it'd be an interesting shake up
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Danny Basham - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 11:26:06 EST ID:jogQFMTG No.4615762 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4615645

>See picture and wonder what the story is behind it
>Google search reveals that it's a stranded dog in a Bosnian national park
>Apparently park officials eventually got the dog to jump and "hoped" it survived
>This dog is probably dead now
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BeatriceDuckford.rar - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:53:16 EST ID:Er8vYHfA No.4615804 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4615762
No way?!?! While I feel bad for the dog most of me is laughing my ass off that pic just got 10x more funny in a very sick way
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Fritz Zwicky - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 14:00:51 EST ID:BkaT+bgv No.4615812 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615804
Hey man maybe bosnians don't have helicopters, it's not that they don't care about dogs.


Frugal thread by Mister ZERO - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 20:02:39 EST ID:TdhYdrlA No.4615482 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This one goes out to all my broke homies... gotta make this gram last me a month. Post your stories of extreme frugality ITT. Lentils of all colors welcome
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Elizabeth Falkner - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 10:26:31 EST ID:ulu1m6IB No.4615750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615746
I'll cast out the mote into your ass nigga
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Punsy McHale - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 10:39:35 EST ID:xRFtSftd No.4615757 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4615746
Hahaha you said "pull out."
Hey everyone, this guy said "pull out!"
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Kurt Pellegrino - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:40:46 EST ID:3mAdF5pZ No.4615800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615482
>2015's Income
900 USD
>Last years income.
1200 USD
>This years income so far.
3000 USD.

Movin on up boys. One day I'll be at the top of an empire of dirt.
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Clara Gocklewid - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 14:00:28 EST ID:U7XCqAtN No.4615811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i only allow myself 100 dollars a month to spend on weird porn

goodness me am i a broken human


I feel like I'm a character in a Monty Python skit by Dejah Thoris - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 03:07:06 EST ID:hsa1gkoE No.4615656 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>not even Muslim
>not even Arab

Still have to suffer increased racism against the aforementioned groups due to my vaguely semitic looking facial features (Jewish/Italian family).

What are you doing this fine mourning? I'm contemplating my escape from Europe before the trains arrive and the ovens get up to temperature.
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T'Les - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:56:01 EST ID:FbuASpIb No.4615807 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4615768
I don't know man, I think it's def more easy to pull off if you're redheaded or blonde but I've seen a lot of stupid looking blonde curly people. Like, c'mon, you gotta admit that Oscar Isaac has pretty groovy hair here.
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Clara Gocklewid - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:56:23 EST ID:U7XCqAtN No.4615808 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm kind of annoyed with toxic race relations everywhere

like, sure, there are White nationalists, and yes, I am White, but that doesn't make me a White nationalist. Nor does it mean I'm responsible for their actions. But damn, I sure do get a lot of hate for being white.

There's one Asian girl I know who won't admit it, but she doesn't like White people. She says she gets mad when people make a joke about Asians eating dogs, but thinks it's funny to say White people don't like spicy food. Like, how do you not get it, you are what you say you don't like, you're making generalizations that would make you angry if it was any other group of people.
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Angelina Love - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:57:31 EST ID:IQk/UCi3 No.4615809 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615656
lol where do you think youre going to go that is less racist
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Comma Collon - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 14:00:00 EST ID:iRFeAKhp No.4615810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615808
I love you.


>>4615717
I'm a bong with graying lungs at this point.


420chan is a familiar place by Fleur Isabelle Delacour - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 16:10:24 EST ID:U7XCqAtN No.4614821 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It doesn't matter if I'm homeless, an alcoholic, comfortable in my career, learning a new skill, or whatever I'm doing. 420chan is always here. It's weirdly comforting.
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Marcus Samuelsson - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 19:48:25 EST ID:spqBqubo No.4615472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615192
I want to see this spreadsheet. That's so unsettling.
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MarthaSashhall.deb - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 19:52:51 EST ID:9LKF1SW/ No.4615478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615445

fun fact: Japan had a centrally planned economy that helped greatly
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Clara Gocklewid - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:49:17 EST ID:U7XCqAtN No.4615803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615402
for some reason i can't help but wonder if that guy ever had sex

like, he was only 17 when he killed that politician

and he did have kind of a weird face/eye
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Fritz Zwicky - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:55:44 EST ID:BkaT+bgv No.4615806 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615472
I'm pretty sure that guy just made a script that pulled up all the posts from an ID


Just One Of Those Days by Jarvis Clenningworth - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 10:06:05 EST ID:ixvgaDKe No.4615741 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you ever have those days when EVERYBODY is 'off' with you, I mean everyone. If it isn't the other half, it is work partners, friends, causal acquaintances, who the fuck ever, they are either cold, not around or moody. I don't know what it is about today but shit, I'm on my todd it seems. Need some Slayer /b/
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Thiago Silva - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:39:11 EST ID:pWKj55Yo No.4615799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4615798
nigga those are plums
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Fritz Zwicky - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:44:42 EST ID:BkaT+bgv No.4615801 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615799
I think those mangoes have gone bad
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Gerard Kuiper - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:47:17 EST ID:Ut4/uNJ2 No.4615802 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615788
FEMALE BREASTS
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Angelina Love - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:55:35 EST ID:IQk/UCi3 No.4615805 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615798
are those grapes? Ive never seen a fig but I assume its that or a date or something.


Favorite Thing by KC Cloudy Day - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 16:55:39 EST ID:5FRzVfRp No.4615366 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What's your favorite thing? Is it better than sex?
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Amanda Tapping - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 12:16:24 EST ID:5FRzVfRp No.4615782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615776
What a dork.
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Mr. Anderson - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:19:06 EST ID:m+yJmrAQ No.4615793 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Falling asleep high while hugging my Dakimakura
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Mr. Anderson - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:20:34 EST ID:m+yJmrAQ No.4615795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615793
I dont remember this picture being so tiny.
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Fritz Zwicky - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:23:06 EST ID:BkaT+bgv No.4615796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4615795
Why would that picture be memorable in the first place? Let's dig deeper into this.


socially awkward people get no respect by Naija - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 11:52:49 EST ID:ceIgB2XI No.4615237 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've noticed this more recently. Humans are naturally social apparently but when you are awkward around other humans and unaware how to navigate through conversations you are literally sub human at nest
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Dennis Hallman - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 07:45:19 EST ID:h58BFLoX No.4615720 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615504

They ARE trusting the world. The difference is, in YOUR world, one pays you a compliment as a prelude to a friendly relationship with you. In THEIR world, a compliment means something dangerous. You're both trusting the world, you just live in very different worlds. And you're so oblivious to this difference, so unaware that such a difference might exist, that you immediately dismiss their reaction as "inappropriate".

You're so used to living in your world, that you can't even fathom why other people have different reactions than your own. You're not "appropriate", you're just sheltered (relatively to their world) in a way that's shared by most people, which gives you the illusion of a "true" reality, while it's simply a shared and common one.

If you lived in their world, you'd be annihilated. Let's hope you won't.
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Hiroyuki Sakai - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 08:53:05 EST ID:5nZin+uk No.4615730 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to think I was socially awkward. Then I realized that I just can't stand talking to most people and subconsciously find excuses to end conversations early. Turns out, I come across to others as less "socially awkward" and more "arrogant dismissive prick".
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Antoine Parmentier - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 08:58:31 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4615731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615730
Yeah I'm pretty much the same way. And I don't mind it. The only thing is that being that guy means you have to put in a little extra effort to get laid because you're not as approachable.
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Geoffrey Rush - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:19:18 EST ID:sVlGi/lg No.4615794 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615667
>>4615672

Idk, I agree with him. A big part of it is that when you're not acting genuinely and spontaneously, it means you're acting which means your actions can't be trusted. People are naturally off-put by anyone who is not genuine, whose emotions they cannot read. The lovable extroverted moron who says whatever comes to mind with no filter is well liked because he is simple and genuine. His faults are endearing because people come to know him better through them. People who are more reserved and shy are by definition more calculating and careful about what they say because they are constantly thinking about how what they will say is viewed, and as a result people can't trust it. It's something deep and instinctive when someone is not being genuine it unsettles people.


Tank man strikes again by Sokoudjou - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 00:15:21 EST ID:KuULPXvH No.4615622 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>everyone on way to work even though they don't want to
>Chinese man stops traffic in defiance of working on Mondays

Everyone be grateful for him
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Nick Tatopoulus - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 05:41:33 EST ID:eO9NIfGR No.4615695 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615622
where did this happen, i wanna know about said chinaman
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PhyllisDartwill.mod - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 05:45:07 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4615697 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615695
I think it's some kind of Taoist fable.
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Maximo Blanco - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 07:34:33 EST ID:EQG/t3Pw No.4615718 Ignore Report Quick Reply
most chinese workers don't even have weekends
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Sokoudjou - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 12:34:49 EST ID:KuULPXvH No.4615787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4615695
>>4615697

Tank man in mythology is a heroic figure who was the first one to fight against the resurrected demons when the gates of hell were opened by the notorious chair man. He simply stood in their way, it wasn't very effective, but the gesture was legendary and gave everyone + 30% defense against ideology.


Scam calls by Guillaume Fouquet de la Varenne - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 12:20:00 EST ID:sr58Rvos No.4615785 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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African scammer gets super mad when baiters pretending to be bank agents try to get a cut of his scam.
https://youtu.be/uuolnPFoJOw


Hurricanes are now so boring. by Lydia Bizzlestetch - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 02:55:23 EST ID:pRQtz6dK No.4615653 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Just want to let you know that hurricanes are now boring and banal. If you are affected by a hurricane nobody cares anyone, it's just like flooding used to be exciting, now is boring, trump used to be exciting now he's boring, North Korea used to be exciting now it's boring.

We need to move on to the next thing, if you are in a hurricane and you think it's a big deal or are dying and you think you are special because you are in a hurricane, remember that you are the only one that still feels that way, just accept your faith and realize that sadly you were not affected by the first two hurricanes of this year that really mattered.
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Shitting Parringgold - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 11:50:20 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4615771 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615724

Only stupid americans that are not living in Florida, where people have dealt with hurricanes for 100 years and all their shit is designed to deal with them and withstand them. To people who regularly have to deal with hurricanes, they are literally just an inconvenience.

It's the same thing when there is a foot of snow in the northeast and everyone else not living there (a.k.a. the national news) is like "OMG SNOW APOCALYPSE" but to the people that actually live there it is just an inconvenience; just another chore we have to do that day. Meanwhile georgia gets a quarter inch to actually stick and people are literally abandoning their cars on the sides of highways.

tl;dr it really is just the news trying to whip up people to a frenzy in flyover states that don't regularly have to deal with extreme weather. When's the last time some country bumpkin in montana had to deal with a tropical storm system or even understands what its like to be in one?
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Bill Murray - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 11:55:54 EST ID:DHIbFeEs No.4615774 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615771

To be fair you could get a quick rundown on what to do in a hurricane in like 3 minutes. And then whose more prepared, buddy? Utah, that's who. Have you ever played a harmonica? Dude you're tripping that's actually a mormonica Google it
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Bill Murray - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 12:03:22 EST ID:DHIbFeEs No.4615779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615774

Plz don't respond to this I tried to be funny and I failed. But what's important is that I led by example.
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Ray Gillette - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 12:04:27 EST ID:IXbmWdvT No.4615780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They weren't boring for me. I was at the edge of my seat because the eyewall was slated to directly hit my area, but it made a quick detour and hit the city after us. It was the difference between a Cat 1 Vs Cat 2 or Even a Cat 3. If the eyewall was on the warm waters, my area would have been fucked. Instead, I had no power for a week and slept on my neighbors couch. Which was funny, because most of the neighborhood was out except a small section. Clearing all the branches and sawing a fallen tree that missed the house wasn't exactly boring, and it could have been far worse.

What's sad is that everyone things this will be a once in a 15 year event, but with the climate the way it is, it may be every third year. People are still in denial.


Nerds by Nemesis - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 04:09:51 EST ID:2shR7dWD No.4613712 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I punched my laptops screen broke and had to take it to a nerd. He promised to fixed it for 200 dollars but also asked the password. I gave the password and today the screen is fixed, but what did he need the password for? What are the chances that the nerd looked my browser history and computer files for no reason?
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Lt. Maxwell Burke - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 23:13:40 EST ID:x12LcTtn No.4615604 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Haha yeah right no one that posts here isn't a giant fucking nerd. Stop trying to put your nerd friends on blast just because his nerd level is higher than yours. That's just the way these things go, fwiend.
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JackDrocklekadge.class - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 23:25:56 EST ID:E30Jv+Oe No.4615614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615604
Mitch, people here arent inherently nerds, this isn't cp420uchan
I used to think I was up on shit but googling free shit online is just so much easier...
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William Lassell - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 07:57:14 EST ID:srxIy87S No.4615721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well a friend of mine was fixing pcs and stuff and everytime a hot chick or whatever came with a problem he would copy all the files and later search for nudes and stuff. Often found gold and we had a few giggles about it.
Still, its a fucked up thing to do

so maybe the nerd fapped one out on you bruh
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Ardon Broht - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 11:53:06 EST ID:PMnPIj7E No.4615772 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615515
yea it would. On laptops there is usually only 1 disk with the OS password. Illegal to break it.


fucking coke by Brooklyn Brawler - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 21:28:59 EST ID:zSNB1N6m No.4615513 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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wassup guys, im high on coke and ill have to work in 3 hours, any tips on how to survive the work day? planning on snorting the whole day, because I couldnt stay awake otherwise as I am close to 20 hours of activity already.
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The Man with No Name - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 08:29:12 EST ID:q1qnW+9E No.4615726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4615600
OP don’t liste to these buzzkillingtons, you take all the coke you want. I know how it is having a job that while taking up all your time, affords you the comfort of buying all the drugs you want without worrying about rent or bills.

You’ve gotta do your drugs sometime and that sometime might be during work occasionally. Coke is the working man’s drug and I had some of my best sales days on the stuff.

At the very worst keep a coffee thermos with plain water in it and drink it religiously so people think you’re just hyper and pissing a lot because of the coffee.
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Phoebe Bettingwater - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 08:34:57 EST ID:XlKpCbJl No.4615728 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615600
Shut the fuck up.
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Marius Zaromskis - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 09:32:12 EST ID:OcdxkAZR No.4615735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drink enough water and try to get some fruit.
Don't overdo it with the snorting at work though, try to get a little bit sober and really only do a line when you feel like your eyes are shutting off.
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Bill Murray - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 11:39:41 EST ID:DHIbFeEs No.4615767 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Guys I have a similar situation I don't have work tmrw but I have work the next day. Should I take a bunch of Adderall today? I have to use my body at work and I don't wanna be sore but if I get enough sleep I should be fine right? I wouldn't know because the last times I did Adderall I forgot to drink water so I was sore regardless.


The Truth About Gangstalking by Jesus Hayzeus - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 21:30:04 EST ID:UoUBANq9 No.4615514 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What exactly is the truth about gangstalking?

I find that I am a Targeted Individual but that I cannot exactly pinpoint why I am being gangstalked or who is doing it, etc.... My best guess is that it is actual law enforcement doing the gangstalking against innocent people, which looks terrible on the United States. I've heard that European Union also engages in gangstalking, however?
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Eric Ripert - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 07:43:38 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4615719 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615635
those chicken wings are really spicy don't eat those
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Antoine Parmentier - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 07:57:51 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4615722 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615715
Haha that's so not true brother


[‰]>shut the hell up before you blow our cover[/%]
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Smokimus Maximus - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 09:29:28 EST ID:Iq7nB2aU No.4615734 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4615722
Looks like someone was sleeping through internet spoiler formatting 101 in GangStalkingAgent boot camp.
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Logan 5 - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 10:42:25 EST ID:P3t9QI7J No.4615758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4615547

its a song my dude


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