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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 19 Mar 2020 00:15:07 EST fmHEx9Dx No.4974960
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Guidance for People Who Use Substances on COVID-19 (Novel Coronavirus)

BE AWARE that some early symptoms of withdrawal and COVID-19 infection are similar. These include fever and muscle soreness. If symptoms include a persistent cough, it could be COVID-19.

YOU ARE AT AN INCREASED RISK OF BECOMING SERIOUSLY ILL OR DYING because:
  1. COVID-19 infection will worsen breathing impacts of opioids, benzos, and alcohol
  2. Opioid withdrawal may worsen breathing difficulties
  3. Smoking, including drugs like crack or meth, makes breathing problems worse

DIFFICULT TO INHALE: If you smoke drugs, like crack or meth, cigarettes or vapes, COVID-19 infection will make it more difficult to inhale smoke. Smoking drugs, cigarettes, or vapes will worsen breathing problems.

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING SICK: Avoid going to your local harm reduction and addictions programs - HAVE THEM DELIVER SUPPLIES TO YOU. Tell them you are sick so they can take steps to keep themselves safe.

BE PREPARED FOR INVOLUNTARY WITHDRAWAL: Be ready to go through involuntary withdrawal. Your dealer might get sick or the drug supply might be disrupted. Try to be prepared by stocking up. Talk to a medical provider about starting methadone or buprenorphine. Make sure you have all the necessary medications, food, and drinks needed to help detox. Try to have protein-based and electrolyte drinks like Pedialyte or Ensure on hand.
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WHAT IF JESUS WAS A GIRL

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- Sun, 29 Mar 2020 15:05:19 EST 0UoklORC No.4979451
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WHAT IF JESUS WAS A GIRL
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The Gobbledy Gooker - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 00:27:30 EST Lh/Y6NRY No.4980442 Reply
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>>4979451
>implying she wasn't

I have a doctorate in Theology, so I'm literally a doctor. You can trust me when I say Jesus was a young woman.

She had big juicy titties and wore no clothing, so she had her BFFs help support her breasts and regularly clean her poon and butt of sand (cuz she lived in the friggin desert). She rewarded all her followers and acolytes with "favors". It's written that she farted bong rips "greater than any kush of mortals", her doody instantly turned into jenkem, and her pee was 40% alcohol. And she lactated constantly to nourish her flock.

She was canonically God's most perfect creation, but the Romans got butthurt cuz she was more popular than the emporer and "nailed" her to a cross and that made her SUPER turned on and she had over 10000 mind-blowing orgasms over 3 days and nights

This is all literally written the bible, I'm not speculating or going into subtext. Most don't know that and everyone else is like "um it's up for interpretation, must have been a guy". It's kind of like how everyone thinks the the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden was an apple, when in fact it's never specified, it's just "the fruit of knowledge." Or the idiots who think human slaves built the pyramids instead of aliens.
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Phil Ken Sebben - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 01:09:26 EST HGwITWea No.4980456 Reply
I would slam the holy clam

Elon was right, the coronavirus panic is dumb

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- Sat, 21 Mar 2020 22:49:08 EST tkmZ9svP No.4976063
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Here in Britain we've closed all pubs, restaurants, theatres, cinemas, leisure clubs, schools and colleges indefinitely. I understand similar draconian measures have been introduce all over Europe and North America.

All countries at some point will see a decline in the rate of daily infections regardless of government policy.

In Singapore, South Korea and Taiwan residents are free to go to the pub and they are cited by the WHO as the countries that have handled the pandemic best.

This over reaction by the UK and other governments isn't based on data. Its an emotional response to what's happened in Italy. The virus can't spread exponentially forever and it's eminently survivable for 99.xx% of us.

Just carry on washing your hands and stay home if you're ill. Be extra cautious if you're in an at risk group, maybe get yourself a Switch and sit the summer out.

The way the media and good chunk of the public are lauding the government's massive acts of economic self harm is quite disturbing.

In 6 months time when the panic is over they'll be patting each other on the back, "we did it lads, we saved the world".

Meanwhile hundreds of thousands will be unemployed, thousands of businesses destroyed, people's educations ruined and hundreds of billions syphoned off to their mates.

This is way worse than the 2008 recession, and entirely avoidable. I'm absolutely seething.

Fin
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Kid Kash - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 00:53:23 EST ImKuX0U0 No.4980451 Reply
>>4980376
Eh. It's not good to just tell people to panic and be worried without giving them a plan of action. The reason for this panic buying of toilet paper and perishable goods that people don't need, the constant public misinformation, fear, worry, and self-defeating attitudes and behaviors is because people were not given a clear and concise message from up top nor was anyone given plan of action. The leadership ultimately failed to inform the public what they should be doing and what to prepare for, how to be careful, how to avoid getting sick, and what to do if you are sick. We should have had TV stations blowing up with alerts from the national emergency broadcast system informing us of what is happening and what steps to take as well as regular updates. It's baffling that this never happened. It's very hard to imagine none of this happening with anyone other than Trump as president.

So suck onto my entire dick, you victim-blaming cancerous shithead. It's not MY fucking job and you shouldn't be blaming ME for anything, especially when I'm worried about how far a person like you might take a rumor.
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Kid Kash - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 01:03:06 EST ImKuX0U0 No.4980454 Reply
>>4980428
>>4980449

The instinct not to breathe underwater is so strong that it overcomes the agony of running out of air. No matter how desperate the drowning person is, he doesn't inhale until he’s on the verge of losing consciousness. At that point there’s so much carbon dioxide in the blood, and so little oxygen, that chemical sensors in the brain trigger an involuntary breath whether he’s underwater or not. That is called the 'break point.' Laboratory experiments have shown the break point to come after 87 seconds. It’s sort of a neurological optimism, as if the body were saying, Holding our breath is killing us, and breathing in might not kill us, so we might as well breathe in.

When the first involuntary breath occurs most people are still conscious, which is unfortunate, because the only thing more unpleasant than running out of air is breathing in water. At this point the person goes from voluntary to involuntary apnea, and the drowning begins in earnest. A spasmodic breath drags water into the mouth and windpipe, and then one of two things happens. In about ten percent of people, water—anything—touching the vocal cords triggers an immediate contraction in the muscles around the larynx. In effect, the central nervous system judges something in the voice box to be more of a threat than low oxygen levels in the blood, and acts accordingly. This is called laryngospasm. It’s so powerful that it overcomes the breathing reflex and eventually suffocates the person. A person with laryngospasm drowns without any water in his lungs.

In the other ninety percent of people, water floods the lungs and ends any waning transfer of oxygen to the blood. The clock is running down now; half-conscious and enfeebled by oxygen depletion, the person is in no position to fight his way back up to the surface. The very process of drowning makes it harder and harder not to drown, an exponential disaster curve similar to that of a sinking boat.
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Kid Kash - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 01:06:29 EST ImKuX0U0 No.4980455 Reply
>>4980454
You may have read by now the official lie about this treatment, which is that it 'simulates' the feeling of drowning. This is not the case. You feel that you are drowning because you are drowning—or, rather, being drowned, albeit slowly and under controlled conditions and at the mercy (or otherwise) of those who are applying the pressure. The 'board' is the instrument, not the method. You are not being boarded. You are being watered...

In this pregnant darkness, head downward, I waited for a while until I abruptly felt a slow cascade of water going up my nose. Determined to resist if only for the honor of my navy ancestors who had so often been in peril on the sea, I held my breath for a while and then had to exhale and—as you might expect—inhale in turn. The inhalation brought the damp cloths tight against my nostrils, as if a huge, wet paw had been suddenly and annihilatingly clamped over my face. Unable to determine whether I was breathing in or out, and flooded more with sheer panic than with mere water, I triggered the pre-arranged signal and felt the unbelievable relief of being pulled upright and having the soaking and stifling layers pulled off me. I find I don’t want to tell you how little time I lasted.

Virgin Popcorn

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- Wed, 01 Apr 2020 01:53:43 EST ImKuX0U0 No.4980184
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Have you ever tasted something so tender like the hot puff of a tendered flesh corn freshly popped? It is like one hundred tiny deaths. There is nothing better to keep away your urges than to indulge in the virginal popping corn.

Pop my corn you butter slut.
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Al Pacino - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 22:44:47 EST QmqLWc1F No.4980403 Reply
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>>4980184
fuck would baked beans and buttered popcorn tast like
amazing
BUT you know, that it would be definitionally ephemeral, that fleeting moment between hot bean and hot buttered popcorn, where saucy meets crisp and fluffy in whirlpooln of excitement, but, it is for but fractions of seconds before popcorn melts to sludge. Such is life, dust in the wind
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Angus Fenkindock - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 00:03:12 EST JUG+tmbN No.4980435 Reply
Personally there is nothing in comparison, the snow tender crisp flesh of popcorn is simply orgasmic.
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Ferran Adrià - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 00:55:55 EST jFMQXDRB No.4980453 Reply
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>>4980184
Sup OP I was lingering around your thread because I wanted to make a virgin pop corn and chad caramel corn post but decided that was way too much work so I just read about the history of popcorn for about 30 minutes and then I went down the wiki rabbit hole about angiosperm. I got really hung up on haploids and diploids. I was thinking the "ha" in haploid was short for half and it really bothered me because its counterpart was diploid prefixed with "di" for two. Basically after some quick look ups I found that the "ha" isf from greek haplóos, for single, simple not half.

THANKS OP


But dude yeah popcorn is fucking sweet. I always eat less than I want because I find I always get a piece wedged in my gums.It really bothers me so popcorn is like a rush for me. Every time I eat some its like oh shiiittt when do I stop because if I dont soon they"ll be a a kern-AH FUCK MY MOUTH

Puzzle

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- Wed, 01 Apr 2020 22:48:10 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4980405
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Hint: >>>/mtv/414374
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No need to fear

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- Wed, 01 Apr 2020 22:55:34 EST hvCZeERw No.4980410
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If you die of COVID19, you will instantly be transported into the 2D world, where you can finally be with your ideal husbando (or waifu, if you swing that way).

Just saying, bros, no need to be afraid.
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Angus Fenkindock - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 00:11:49 EST JUG+tmbN No.4980436 Reply
One may enjoy a game known as strange flesh - just saying...
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Michel Bras - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 00:43:46 EST EWP+ApuM No.4980448 Reply
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that only makes me sadder, because it means that I'll be in husbando heaven while my mom is on earth suffering my loss, so I won't even be able to enjoy my husbando orgies

Powerlevel

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- Wed, 01 Apr 2020 22:57:39 EST hvCZeERw No.4980412
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In lockdown because of the pandemic. So bored that I'm writing fanfics.

Pathetic.
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Isabella Fackletack - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 23:14:02 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4980417 Reply
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>>4980412
I'm writing fanfics about corrupt & unprincipled senators getting their comeuppance
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Elijah Joy - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 00:18:32 EST J7j0cTbF No.4980440 Reply
>>4980417
Yeah, the problem with that is fiction has to be sort of believable to really work. Maybe have aliens decide to glass Washington DC, hand out some awesome alien drugs to everyone else, and then leave again. It'd be a lot more realistic.
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IsabellaHongerlere.eml - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 00:40:30 EST E8OGEM1p No.4980447 Reply
i almost laid down in the street today and fought my neighbors

prob going to kill myself ;)))) tomorrow ;)))) jk jk hahahahaahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaha

CHY-NYA

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- Wed, 01 Apr 2020 19:56:14 EST YIcq9V2T No.4980323
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One point three billion strong, they call themselves the Han, rulers of China and the largest ethnicity in the world.

In the North West corner of that large country we find Xinjiang - home of many different ethniticies, amongst them the Uyghur's. A muslim minority.

Reports and witness testimonies tell of dystopian like persecution: torture, rape, brainwashing and even vivisection (dissection of a living and aware subjects).
A million people locked up in concentration camps.

In the South we find the city of Wuhan and other "smaller" cities, known for the so-called wet markets. Markets with live animals in cages, fresh for slaughter living in nothing short of hellish conditions.
It may sound like heresay but in parts of the Han culture, tortured animals are said to taste better, that suffering brings out flavor. They flay dogs alive.

In the whole of China, journalists and citizens critical of the regime only need to write one negative comment on a message board to disappear forever.

You never know the limits of speech as it fluxuates around what the state seems fit, and one day speaking honeslty about someting might land you to jail for a couple of years or the rest of your life.

As the corona epedemic broke out, doctors and journalists where apprehended by authorities for telling the truth about a new dangerous virus, which delayed any response and let it fester for months before it was taken seriously.

China is a danger to our democracies. It is a danger to our health. It is a danger to the climate with all the pollution they're pumping out.
They are buying large parts of the world. Companies, land, ports and so on to extend their influence.

Take a look at this interview with WHO, the puplic health agency of the UN:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlCYFh8U2xM

This shit will only get worse as China's projected to overtake the USA as the worlds biggest superpower.
I predict goverments worldwide bowing lower and lower to Chinese influence, some from corruption, others from necessity, silencing their own people on behalf of Xi Jinping.

How many people will fall victim and how many ethnicities shall be devastated by this dictatorship before we do something about it?

Are we too comfortable? Are we too corrupt? What do toy think will happen?
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Al Pacino - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 22:48:11 EST QmqLWc1F No.4980406 Reply
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>>4980332
He was right. And they stole everyone's masks and shipped them to China. Then they SOLD back defective tampon looking "masks" and defective test kits

FUCK
CHINA
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Idol Oliver - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 00:40:09 EST moibmQpl No.4980446 Reply
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>>4980406
They didn't steal them, as I understand it. They just refused to sell them, instead saving them for their own country, because there is a shortage. Aside from selling a small amount at a higher price, what would you expect?

If the US made masks and exported them, and there was also a big shortage in the US at the time, would you expect the US to then export masks, despite being short on them itself? No, it would save every fucking mask it could, or ramp up the price to make a "fair" profit that justified the risk to their people, or sell some shitty defective ones in the basement.

As far as buying defective shit from the Chinese, they're not exactly straight shooters, much like Americans. It's considered a virtue to (legally) swindle someone in Chinese and American culture through trade, because you're teaching them a valuable lesson. Here the lesson is: don't rely on another fucking country for literally any vital resources because in any crisis situation you'll be screwed.

TIme for action

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- Mon, 30 Mar 2020 22:42:34 EST stRgI2Uy No.4979785
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I'm putting together a team
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Fucking Sucklecocke - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 23:39:50 EST LHzTwjLK No.4980426 Reply
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supa d-a-y in the buildin'

do these people look high to you

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- Wed, 01 Apr 2020 21:46:56 EST EWP+ApuM No.4980352
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what drugs are they on
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Aqua Leader Emma - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 23:38:30 EST YwiQZund No.4980425 Reply
those people always look like they're on drugs especially when you have tidbits of chicken

Active Chans

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- Wed, 01 Apr 2020 18:35:22 EST stRgI2Uy No.4980310
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Are there any chans left that see decent traffic other than 4stallion? I can't deal with that fucking Nazi-LARP snowflake hugbox
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Vice Admiral Nakamura - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 23:16:16 EST 1yKkBRNi No.4980419 Reply
lain is still pretty kewl.

morning beer

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- Fri, 24 Jan 2020 22:07:48 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4950216
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I just woke up and started drinking beer
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Leeta - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 22:47:19 EST vVhYnTLU No.4980404 Reply
>>4980394
I started to finger her and she said it was painful like an ingrown hair but she said she had none and we had to stop so that's bad right

quarantine fuck fucks

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- Mon, 23 Mar 2020 20:53:21 EST eJPicdkU No.4976907
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Who is getting laid? I am matching with girls on tinder but no one wants to come outside so I can fuck them. The one girl who is dtf lives across town, and I dont know if I can brave public transits to get there. Grrerrrrr
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DorisCagglelag.pm6 - Wed, 25 Mar 2020 03:35:05 EST SG9lOms6 No.4977512 Reply
>>4977500
Ohhhh the marijuana is a big taboo!!! Eat some pickled dick or whatever it is you do in your shithole.

fucking my own ass

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- Wed, 01 Apr 2020 17:25:22 EST Gqumu+ZQ No.4980295
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i have been trying to stick my balls in my ass, and i finally finished . my sphincter contricting my testicles makes me CUM A N ASS LOAD BALLLS IN MY ASS

TAKE DRUGS THEN CUM ASS
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HannahFanfield.prn - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 21:42:40 EST MYTaRx2N No.4980349 Reply
earlier today I titty fucked myself with my massive dong. It was incredible
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Rips McTits - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 22:51:09 EST hvCZeERw No.4980408 Reply
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I once rimmed 20 men in one night, and that's a fact.

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