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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic pt.2

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Sun, 10 May 2020 12:29:23 EST zYHba0G3 No.4995772
File: 1589128163781.png -(326011B / 318.37KB, 512x384) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic pt.2
Guidance for People Who Use Substances on COVID-19 (Novel Coronavirus)

BE AWARE that some early symptoms of withdrawal and COVID-19 infection are similar. These include fever and muscle soreness. If symptoms include a persistent cough, it could be COVID-19.

YOU ARE AT AN INCREASED RISK OF BECOMING SERIOUSLY ILL OR DYING because:
COVID-19 infection will worsen breathing impacts of opioids, benzos, and alcohol
Opioid withdrawal may worsen breathing difficulties
Smoking, including drugs like crack or meth, makes breathing problems worse

DIFFICULT TO INHALE: If you smoke drugs, like crack or meth, cigarettes or vapes, COVID-19 infection will make it more difficult to inhale smoke. Smoking drugs, cigarettes, or vapes will worsen breathing problems.

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING SICK: Avoid going to your local harm reduction and addictions programs - HAVE THEM DELIVER SUPPLIES TO YOU. Tell them you are sick so they can take steps to keep themselves safe.

BE PREPARED FOR INVOLUNTARY WITHDRAWAL: Be ready to go through involuntary withdrawal. Your dealer might get sick or the drug supply might be disrupted. Try to be prepared by stocking up. Talk to a medical provider about starting methadone or buprenorphine. Make sure you have all the necessary medications, food, and drinks needed to help detox. Try to have protein-based and electrolyte drinks like Pedialyte or Ensure on hand.
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Personal Computer

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- Thu, 21 May 2020 05:37:01 EST Hr20aHI2 No.5000290
File: 1590053821813.webm [mp4] -(2652370B / 2.53MB, 640x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Personal Computer
It's time for a new computer. Get a newer OS, get more RAM, a bigger HDD and a fastest ISP connection. Do it.
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Vergil - Sun, 24 May 2020 12:36:17 EST QmqLWc1F No.5002183 Reply
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>>5002134
>played, from my NES to my PS4. A
So, I totally right.

>poor, uneducated, isolationist shithole
I do not live on USA

>Vietnamese sweatshop
Vietnam have European level of GDP better even that many Europeans in spite being exploited for century and fight many decades first against French colonialists in 1950s and later turn fighting USA destroying country for more years until USA surrendered to Communists in 1970s and still Vietnam have better GDP that European colonialists. Meanwhile fascist destroy Russia even more after long civil war destroy it much and soon it challenge the Fatistan supremacy. Now yes, Capitalism turn Russia into shithole and schoolteacher become prostitutes on 1990s Russia. That what Capitalism do, is make into nation of serf and prostitute. Much like you shithole country, work without dignity or respect or meaning for making small elite rich. So yes. Capitalism ruined Russia.

I hear, you poor uneducated backwards isolationist shithole have small virus problems. Such like, massive surging caseload on many USA territories Texas, Florida, North Carolina. Meanwhile, shitty even half Socialist country like China become new threat to you stupidity domination of lard in short time from being nothing but medieval level farmers.

So please yes, tell me more what life on unedated backward shithole isolation third world hellhole with much of population on the corporate gulag and slavery plantation feel like. I hear, you not even have clean drinking water or functional dam hahaha.
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Dejar - Sun, 24 May 2020 18:02:56 EST S0DgWZT+ No.5002269 Reply
>>5002050
This guy's mom wouldn't buy him a Dendy and he's still mad.

Old Music

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- Fri, 08 May 2020 23:35:59 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4995209
File: 1588995359613.jpg -(111478B / 108.87KB, 850x1194) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Old Music
>Wannabe by Spice Girls
Came out in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9jGGiqjwf4
Released in November 1996.
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Anderson Silva - Thu, 28 May 2020 14:35:59 EST 3Cr0F64A No.5004600 Reply
THE PLURAL OF SPOUSE IS SPICE

THEY WERE ALL MARRIED POLYGAMISTS
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CarolineBicklemut.pl - Thu, 28 May 2020 16:09:15 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5004683 Reply
>>5003855
I fucking love Billie Eilish's music. She's dope. Don't need no major label bullshit fucking with perfection.

Rainbow

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- Thu, 28 May 2020 21:49:25 EST SorVvgEN No.5004893
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Chromatic aberration of the human-visble em spectrum.
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Maestro Martino - Thu, 28 May 2020 22:12:03 EST 7JXWX72I No.5004916 Reply
hey that's just a black bike with photoshop stickers and lens flares tacked on and in front of some rainbow lighting!
it's not actually colourful at all!
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Giuseppe Piazzi - Fri, 29 May 2020 03:23:07 EST SorVvgEN No.5005004 Reply
>>5004916
>colourful
English detected. It has colors.. therefore is colorful.

cartoon characters that you wanted to fuck when you were a kid

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- Thu, 13 Feb 2020 15:37:16 EST qw2aM/Vu No.4958933
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Brandy from brandy and mr whiskers used to make my pp feel weird
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Protesting

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- Wed, 27 May 2020 18:21:28 EST SorVvgEN No.5004128
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Just testing the umbrellas, maam.
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Booker T - Fri, 29 May 2020 01:14:16 EST vVhYnTLU No.5004993 Reply
>>5004405
Don't lick the boot, you'd turn to unseemingly measures and frustration if you were subjected to institutionalized racism and murder
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Randy Orton - Fri, 29 May 2020 01:20:09 EST N0NQfK+T No.5004994 Reply
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>>5004475
>tree of liberty never watered with fat scooter driving tyranny who just want hair cuts.

You have the sickest burns for real

Breakfast Club

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- Tue, 26 May 2020 12:25:14 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5003561
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Post your breakfasts


in this thread
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Randy Orton - Thu, 28 May 2020 22:32:33 EST N0NQfK+T No.5004937 Reply
>>5004934
frozen? you could easily make one thats prob less expensive and more delicious and healthier, if you wanted to
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Antony Hewish - Fri, 29 May 2020 03:05:58 EST LJqugf4E No.5005002 Reply
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch for breakfast, lunch, and sometimes dinner.

Pokemon is real

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- Wed, 27 May 2020 20:16:07 EST humQbk71 No.5004180
File: 1590624967196.jpg -(16845B / 16.45KB, 236x290) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Pokemon is real
Misty was a real Pokemon lover who existed 6,056,453 years ago.
She never wore underwear, just jean shorts.
She didn't need a bra her whole life because her tits were firm.
She did eventually have sex with Ash, but left him after two months.
She was killed at the age of 28 by a ghost Pokemon.
There was no funeral.
Her corpse laid in the forest for many years and was of course picked on by ravens.
Ravens ate her mouth lips first "like little kisses" they said.
The first creatures to eat her vagina lips first though were scarabs.
No human found her bones.
Many a mouse took shelter in her skull in the winter.
The shadows saw her slowly decay next to them, telling tree jokes every now and then.
"What a little stupid whore" was a common phrase uttered by the shadow closest to her.
"Her violence is repaid in violence" said another.
"She was real cute" of course said one.

She lives forever with wings
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Boq'ta - Fri, 29 May 2020 01:07:48 EST tArC/DxP No.5004989 Reply
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Hats off to our poet laureate
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DorisTurveylock.hqx - Fri, 29 May 2020 02:48:16 EST humQbk71 No.5005000 Reply
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Sarah Kerrigan
Sarah could suck a cock better than anyone else in her training program
to become elite soldiers.
She was a real fuckin mess until she joined the military...
One time she had two high ranking soldiers in her bedroom...
She sucked on each of their dicks one at a time until one of them came
in her mouth. The other guy then put his long penis in her mouth and
gave her a nice jizz load in her mouth too.
She was on a pretty desolate planet when the Zerg killed all her friends.
She was the last one left and almost out of batteries for her cloaking mechanism.
That means she would not be invisible for much longer.
Zerg Hydralisks ain't no playa haytas.
"We know you're right in front of us miss"
said Reamus.
Sarah remained silent.
"Drop the fuckin gun please"
said Reamus.
Reamus is a Hydralisk in case you didn't understand...
Sarah then spoke these scared words as she shivered in fear:
"Please... don't kill me! I'll do whatever you want! Please...
just...infest me!"
Reamus then said:
"You look like shit right now you know that?
Try not to get your pussy wet for a foreign species"
Sarah remained silent.
Reamus then said:
"Overlord here soon...I like you alot. I can infest you when the Overlord is here..."

Half an hour later a big Overlord met with Reamus and they arranged the infestation.
The Overlord lowered his tubes into Sarah's mouth and ejaculated the virus fluid
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Kindler Cedric - Fri, 29 May 2020 03:01:04 EST lKYSmGnZ No.5005001 Reply
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Posting in a future screencapped thread

Am I Attractive?

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- Thu, 28 May 2020 21:04:27 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5004847
File: 1590714267102.jpg -(137116B / 133.90KB, 1054x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Am I Attractive?
This is me.

Roast me pls
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Randy Orton - Fri, 29 May 2020 01:32:24 EST N0NQfK+T No.5004999 Reply
>>5004983
just so everyone knows. There seems to be a lot of turtle funerals on youtube if you ever wanted to see one. However, they all seem very bad.

Loud Subwoofers

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- Thu, 28 May 2020 13:02:41 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5004501
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I went through a phase where I blasted heavy bass music out of my car and out of 700 dollar subwoofers. It would range from rap to trap to rock to electronica and that other type of bass drop music in the 2010's holy fuck I can't remember what it's called wtf because im brain farting, you know the music with the wwaa waa waa woop woop DROP DROP. And then also playing battlefield with insane speaker subwoofer setup turned up all the way.

Yeah basically, it feels good. It's pleasing so go fuck yourself?
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François Marin - Thu, 28 May 2020 22:55:39 EST AYiyWDd/ No.5004951 Reply
My rule is to only blast the choons when driving during the day to minimize annoyance. Most cities do technically have laws against music above a certain dBSPL, they are just rarely enforced. I used to have the same attitude as you until I lived in Chicago for a few years. One house I lived in had a huge Puerto Rican family living downstairs. My roommates and I would try to mix stuff we had recorded in a commercial practice space, and anything above talking volume would drive the 30 year old downstairs crazy. We tried every type of soundproofing our poor asses could afford, but it was never enough. Eventually we just stopped giving a fuck like you.

One day I was home alone, having a naked bong sesh. Got a knock on our door, assumed it was downstairs crazy lady. I threw on some pants, opened the door, and was face to face with a Chicago Police Department sheriff. He asked some questions about the previous tenants, was satisfied with my lack of knowledge, then very obviously sniffed the air before telling me to keep the music down. Crisis averted, we kept the music down.

We moved shortly after to a poorer part of the city. Across from a meat packing plant, we shared an old office building converted to a duplex with a frat from Loyola (one of the smaller colleges in Chicago). Because it was in a commercial zone, we could blast all we wanted. Frat boys didn't give two shits, they were throwing ragers every weekend. We started a DIY venue and had crowds of over 200 people. Some weekends both sides of the house would have parties and there would be 400+ people scattered across the property. Breaking all building codes, noise violations, nothing mattered because we weren't residential. Never saw the cops.

Why am I telling you this? Because eventually all of the noise will wear you down like it did me. It's fun to drown out reality for a while, but after a year I was a complete mess who didn't know up from down and had to leave the city for my own health. Left a lot of friends behind, and I finally understood where those cranky people were coming from. Their nervous systems were just as fried as mine, but not by choice like I had.

Enjoy your music at loud volumes when you can, just please take breaks for your own health and be considerate of other people who don't even have the luxury of mental energy to spare for music.

A girl in glasses asks:

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- Thu, 28 May 2020 21:54:53 EST SorVvgEN No.5004903
File: 1590717293229.jpg -(369149B / 360.50KB, 1155x1920) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. A girl in glasses asks:
Do you desire dulce (sweets)?
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Maestro Martino - Thu, 28 May 2020 22:00:13 EST 7JXWX72I No.5004907 Reply
she doesn't even have lenses in those!
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Gegard Mousasi - Thu, 28 May 2020 22:02:51 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.5004910 Reply
I have no idea what that is, hence I can't desire it.
I could go for some chocolate slop cake though.
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John Morrison - Fri, 29 May 2020 01:29:35 EST ZO4wv4S7 No.5004996 Reply
>>5004903
probably you dont even have to translate for her because everybody knows what dulce is and everybody wants dulce, including you!

Greatest Fantasy

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- Wed, 27 May 2020 20:21:57 EST hvCZeERw No.5004183
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Imagine an industrial warehouse filled with all the male 420chan users, nude and restrained by stationary metal bonds that force them to be on all fours. They are blindfolded, they are gagged (and the gag goes deep inside their mouths and into their throats), nostril tubes in their noses to restrict their breathing and induce a semi-permanent panic-feeling of not having enough air, and plugs in their ears to muffle their hearing and induce sensory deprivation (alternately, they have earpods that play static or a generally unpleasant noise permanently, at a decibel level that causes no damage but is enough to aggravate).

From behind, a pump mounted with a lubed dildo fucks the restrained 420chan user relentlessly: it is set at the highest setting, meant to penetrate the most deeply and at a high speed. The dildo itself is a large-size.

In the genital region, the 420chan user's cock is locked in chastity: what's more, the device has a urethral insert that sounds him, and extends to the base of his bladder.

The urethral sound is removed every 2 days for sterilization in order to ensure the 420chan user doesn't acquire a urinary infection. He is fed intravenously. Occasionally, I walk among the rows of captive 420chan users, manhandling them and groping them, occasionally turning off the fuck-machine and fucking their holes myself.

These captive 420chan users get no respite: the only stimuli they ever feel in addition to the perpetual invasion of their every orifice is the feel of my hand spanking their ass, cupping their balls, or the warmth of my cock in their ravaged hole, when compared to the cold machine fuck.
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more of whatever this is

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- Thu, 28 May 2020 22:06:02 EST SV28K6bO No.5004914
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These "you've been trolled" image parody things also just tickle me fancy.

post moar
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Nicole Brennan - Thu, 28 May 2020 23:34:55 EST E8OGEM1p No.5004970 Reply
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this is the one i remember
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Jules Gouffé - Fri, 29 May 2020 00:11:08 EST 1xgI9uX7 No.5004981 Reply
>>5004970
>Encountering obstacles preventing you from reaching your destination?
ngl made me chuckle

As American As Apple Pie

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- Thu, 28 May 2020 22:41:14 EST SorVvgEN No.5004944
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Cheerleading!
https://mattstoller.substack.com/p/the-coming-collapse-of-a-cheerleading
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Sergei Kharitonov - Fri, 29 May 2020 00:10:49 EST vQ/WBvGF No.5004980 Reply
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>>5004944

I'm not gonna read all that. I just have one question: will there still be cheerleaders in porn?
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Randy Orton - Fri, 29 May 2020 01:26:30 EST N0NQfK+T No.5004995 Reply
>>5004980
KIRTANER DELETE THIS UNWHOLESOME CONTENT PLEASE THANK YOU

God save us all

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