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Discord Now Fully Linked With 420chan IRC

Jerk

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:24:43 EST WWqObCTW No.4962177
File: 1582316683249.png -(2474052B / 2.36MB, 620x2790) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Jerk
I am probably going to have $€X tonight but im horny right now and want to jerk off. Will i ruin the sex if i jerk off now?
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 01:38:21 EST iLikEToleARn No.4962931 Reply
>>4962930
I'll cum in about 1 hour is obviously a big deal even if they needed to know so far and basically just keeping up with. It's a little patience and time consuming to feel they're burying him backstage and don't die, there's no democracy.

yfw you're informed that you have a brain tumor and just a month to live

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 20:19:18 EST teIVaGda No.4961519
File: 1582161558090.jpg -(46060B / 44.98KB, 488x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. yfw you're informed that you have a brain tumor and just a month to live
your face when yfw your face you're informed that you h
ave a brain tumor and just a month to live your face yfw your face when
FACE
YOUR FACE WHEN
YFW YOUR FACE when your face when your face
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
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Sticky Nips - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:46:01 EST t49SeSW5 No.4962876 Reply
>>4962031
>>4962284
>>4962872
Do they make good music? I find that the more fun the artwork is, the worse the music gets, probably because they spend so much time drawing silly docks that they forget to write the fucking songs.
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Gordon Ramsay - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 01:26:56 EST PErI9j88 No.4962927 Reply
>>4962872
Holy shit thank you Hanatarash have been in my head without a name for years after seeing them in a documentary my intro to music theory class watched about danger music

COURT IS IN SESSION

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- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:56:39 EST XaTrI98K No.4962883
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I believe that you; yes you, are a faggot. You may be trans, genderqeer, or heteronormal it matters not!

You are a faggot and that is all.

State your case, faggot.
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Conker - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 01:05:19 EST XaTrI98K No.4962922 Reply
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>>4962921
>equating your happiness and normality with your browsing habits
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Tinieblas Jr. - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 01:06:53 EST vDf+CLGz No.4962924 Reply
>>4962922
He just made a post on /420/ begging for his IP to get banned so he could stop browsing this website.

fast

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- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 14:52:23 EST dji5LQvR No.4962696
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Fuck I love Smash Bros.
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Tinieblas Jr. - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 23:39:13 EST vDf+CLGz No.4962906 Reply
>>4962903
Take a load off your back by taking my load into your ass while you somberly sidle on south to the silly center of my cider cellar

Crack this tomb like an egg, or get smashed like a glass?

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- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 15:49:25 EST G2/E40hC No.4962731
File: 1582404565128.jpg -(19471B / 19.01KB, 370x512) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Crack this tomb like an egg, or get smashed like a glass?
You crouch in the shadows cast by the smelly, oily torch held by a lumpy goblin of fur and scales. It is just as oily and smelly as the torch, and it passes by your hiding place in a rock outcropping, a gift from the cave you found this creature in. This creature means your finally getting close to something. You watch it walk past. You're

A. Sweaty and a bit out of breath, clad in bits and bobs of heavy chain, splint, and scale. You've been pretty well warmed up by your trek into this place. Still, you've worked for this, and you've developed the wind to compensate. You have a homespun cloak, brown and scratchy, drapped over you for stealth

B. Cool and with breath quickened only by tension, clad in a mix match of toughed fabrics and compound textiles. It's been an easy walk in the darkness. You feel more vulnerable, but you've developed a lightning agility to compensate

You've made this suit out of odds and ends. Describe some of the odds and ends


You finger your weapon. It's

W. A wooden club. Easy to use, easy to bruise. And kill or cripple. It's moderatly heavy, and well rubbed with oils. You can use it even when disoriented, and you have had time to study other things as well. You made it from an olive tree that grew near your childhood home.

X. A sword. A refined weapon of good, blue steel. It requires great skill to use, which you've developed with dedication, over time. You gathered money for a good bit to commission it's creation from a good smith. You keep it well sharp and well honed.

Y. A bow. Made from wood, sinew, and layers of laquer, the bow is a weapon well used by commoners, nobles, and wildmen alike. It requires some skill, which you built up, first with targets, before moving on to bigger and bigger animals. You are a good shot at some range, but you use both hands, have a quiver, and limited arrows.

Z. Brass knuckles. You're fast and hard killer who doesn't give a fuck about shit. You're about to break some bones with your hands tonight, like you have before.

You move up behind the foul creature. Surely, it must be a guard outside the fallen city of Nhielflrlhe. Once a capital city, it became a necropolis after some disaster in the last age sunk it. Since then, it's been infested by madmen, tomb raiders, and the scavengers that feed on their corpses.

You're right behind the creature


how do you handle it?
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Sniper Wolf - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 16:05:20 EST QmBs14Cb No.4962733 Reply
clutching my erect penis, dressed in the traditional garb of the fabled warrior sonichu. adorning a yellow sonic fursuit with a zigzagging tail, not complete without a droopy shit-filled pamper

V: my extremely red and blistered genitalia, exhibiting the proud scars of my thousands of hours of combat with my left hand
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Shiney McShine - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:15:28 EST EY6mY7q6 No.4962869 Reply
im too drunk to make a proper reply but I would like to say that I think this a nice thread.
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Player Dos - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 00:38:47 EST nA5Gu/z1 No.4962920 Reply
>>4962731
B. I knew there would be some sort of danger, and narrow space to hide in. Better to get the drop and be less protected than to be given away by glinting steel and rattling mail, forced to fight all comers.

X. I use the sword to precisely slash and cut a wine-skin of volatile oils and alcohol. Fire is an excellent weapon to cover a retreat or disperse a crowd. I hurl the flammable mixture in a high arc, to splash over the creature and ignite upon its torch.

The cut of your penis

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- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 20:06:27 EST vDf+CLGz No.4962804
File: 1582419987262.jpg -(31433B / 30.70KB, 300x245) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The cut of your penis
The cut of your penis

The cut of your penis


The cut of your penis
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Champion Molly - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 00:05:41 EST Seh+PELR No.4962913 Reply
>>4962890
>a bunch of shit in the background that's probably significant to him and no one else
It's a baseball home plate with the dimensions in inches on each side. I don't even know a single baseball player, but that one was easy. As for the pink boobs with brown nipples, I'm guessing there's no significance there, even to the creator.
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Champion Molly - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 01:11:06 EST Seh+PELR No.4962925 Reply
>>4962919
At first I thought that was gonna be that bad vibes gif of the baby chick shredder. In a way, it kind of is- it's just not functioning properly. =]

Why don’t men get mandatory vasectomies?

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- Sat, 15 Feb 2020 14:07:29 EST /b3hHPq2 No.4959866
File: 1581793649761.jpg -(73227B / 71.51KB, 640x471) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Why don’t men get mandatory vasectomies?
Every time a man jerks off they kill millions of potential children. These children could be brilliant doctors and scientists who may be able to save us from cancer, coronavirus, and climate change. It is COMPLETELY unethical to let these men continue to slaughter billions of innocent children.

Alternatively we could store some of their sperm and then cut their balls off. That way we can continue to reproduce without having so many casualties. Why do men think its okay to MURDER just because they get fucking horny? Keep it in your pants for once. I’m disgusted at the state of men in our society.
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Tinieblas Jr. - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 00:16:35 EST vDf+CLGz No.4962918 Reply
>>4962916
.5mg xanax equals 1 beer. 2mg xanax equals 2 beers. 1 mg xanax equals only half a beer

Have you ever been in The Smile Room?

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- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:46:30 EST IiSIjjvW No.4962877
File: 1582429590775.jpg -(304757B / 297.61KB, 2047x1356) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Have you ever been in The Smile Room?
What happened to you in The Smile Room?
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Cyclist Matilda - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 23:44:49 EST jFMQXDRB No.4962909 Reply
>>4962877
One time they tried to make me in the psych ward but I was up to their tricks
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Professor T. Bird - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 00:15:39 EST 93Lw/LaG No.4962917 Reply
>>4962877 The russian laughter room? The sensible chuckle room? The I think you think I may be laughing but I really don't know what is going on and I'm trying in vain to figure it out myself room?

the future

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 22:00:33 EST stRgI2Uy No.4961557
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It saddens me what a hugbox /b/ has become. I got a perma a week ago for "child porn" for making a thread about black chicks and mentioned my girlfriend was black. Within a couple minutes of making it, I got a perma. I miss when our drive was just general chaos. I went there originally to escape the snowflakes, and then it turned into a snowflake hive
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Bob Crinklebutt - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 23:18:41 EST Bf9waaKw No.4962896 Reply
>>4962859

He's giving away all our secrets!! We won't be the hip, cool exclusive chan any more
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Cyclist Matilda - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 23:47:20 EST jFMQXDRB No.4962910 Reply
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>>4962863
Nah bro its right here. The family still loves you even though you don't accept us anymore.

birthday

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- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 17:00:49 EST rmFI5WmI No.4962743
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I just turned 28 years old. How should I feel? old, young, what?
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Tinieblas Jr. - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 23:32:38 EST vDf+CLGz No.4962904 Reply
>>4962895
All I've had today was a founders breakfast stout at 8am in the morning along with some chorizo, onion, hashbrowns, and eggs. Bought a big box of campfire wine that I'm just about to crack into now and have my breakfast leftovers for dinner.

Cheers
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Hiroshi Tanahashi - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 23:42:46 EST 6LvtdVif No.4962908 Reply
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I think I am going to make it a point to try and trip on psychedelics on my birthday every year rather than get drunk and laid out in the middle of the floor like a hotdog

No talk of drugs

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- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 12:09:44 EST vDf+CLGz No.4962564
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Don't do drugs
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HenryDongershit.mdb - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:18:32 EST zVgCHF4g No.4962870 Reply
>>4962864
That's just the treatment for those who are being willfully ignorant and have come to excessively-convenient conclusions. I've been a bit harsh, I'll admit. There are repeating patterns I've been seeing from many sides and it's really depressing. Not really sure what to do about it. Mostly it's the groupthink/us vs them mentality, the cry of the conquered by division.

Thanks.
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Pierre de Lune - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:43:31 EST qvn33QgB No.4962873 Reply
>>4962870
>There are repeating patterns I've been seeing from many sides and it's really depressing.
If those people are here then reply to them. Don't try to justify your acting like a dick to everyone here in response to someone who isn't here.

I just watched the last season of Game of Thrones

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- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 15:17:12 EST LiIEHIfV No.4962708
File: 1582402632793.jpg -(228215B / 222.87KB, 598x900) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I just watched the last season of Game of Thrones
AMA
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Pierre de Lune - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:45:41 EST qvn33QgB No.4962875 Reply
>>4962862
Sure is. I thought there wasn't supposed to be porn here lol... Guess people aren't following the rules 😉

Crazy body-mods thread

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- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 03:21:47 EST stRgI2Uy No.4962460
File: 1582359707778.jpg -(70547B / 68.89KB, 488x816) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Crazy body-mods thread
Let's see some crazy looking mo-fo's
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Salon Maiden Molly - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 20:50:00 EST U0gzsJT8 No.4962833 Reply
>>4962825
Well, then you're saying that subtle cosmetic surgeries are more crazy than silly body mods, since people who mod their bodies aren't trying to fix something wrong, but are just having fun.

what if reincarnation is real and the earth explodes

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- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 15:17:14 EST U0gzsJT8 No.4962709
File: 1582402634127.gif -(2122075B / 2.02MB, 200x200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. what if reincarnation is real and the earth explodes
where do all of the spooky ghosts go? they just wander around the universe? do the spooky ghosts explode with earth
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Cowgirl John - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 17:59:16 EST rkO1oNEx No.4962780 Reply
>>4962709
ghosts and similar phenomenon are just us perceiving images from our parallel dimensions so if this earth explodes it makes no difference to them
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Chuck Palumbo - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 21:07:50 EST Yy2LLuk3 No.4962849 Reply
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Ghosts exist where memories persists.

Look at the world as it is. If not for the plants, trees, animals, and even people that live in it, the world wouldn't have been what it is now. It's hard to believe, but every now and then the world will have its saint and its sinners, their own gods, along with their replicas throughout time. They will not exactly be like the ones before, but they fulfill their task in this life just about the same. We would not be who we are if not for the existence of them, great and terrible as they can be.

There is natural reincarnation. When your body becomes soil, then the earth, then the grass, then the animals, and then the sky, until it all becomes you. But it will take epochs when the world will need an almost exact version of you. But then you too will return to the same place where the sun and the stars and the moon came from. You already know what death is like, for what do you know at all before you were born? This is the true work of nature.

Then there is spiritual reincarnation. Only you can find this out on your own.
Something about where we come from that expresses these strange patterns and occurrences that may or not be coincidental. We come from one source. And it's this source that gives us mysterious signs that may or not be there at all, but allows us to reflect on what was before and what may come. What's that like? When you look upon the eyes of someone you used to know and love and lost; the memories that you had in you will live on in those eyes that have spoken deeply to you. Somehow, the moon looks at you in a familiar way.

Because they were always here. They were always with you
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Cyclist Matilda - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 21:10:30 EST jFMQXDRB No.4962850 Reply
Isn't this basically scientology? Like aliens all died on their planet and their spirits had no where to go so they put them on Earth. Idk

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