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i wanna go to the kitchen to make me some microwave popcorn

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 16:35:42 EST U0gzsJT8 No.4962193
File: 1582320942886.png -(655765B / 640.40KB, 680x677) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. i wanna go to the kitchen to make me some microwave popcorn
but my mom is arguing with my alcoholic bipolar brother downstairs and i don't wanna go there
please post happy things

What do

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 00:45:02 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4961964
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You're married to a vanilla partner. The hot kinky couple of your dreams invites you into a threesome. Your partner would never allow this in a million years, nor will they have a threesome with you.

What's worse, cheating on your partner, or dying knowing you lived a life partially unlived?
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Quark - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:55:18 EST WMJmUH/9 No.4962190 Reply
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>>4961964
Living a life sorta like this. Been married for 4 years now, I've only had sex with two women, my wife is pretty vanilla, she just started getting into anal play after being vehemently against it since we met lol, that's cool at least.
The problem is that I'm a late bloomer sexually, and now that I'm almost 30, I want to fuck everything, I'm also wayyy kinkier. I've recently found out that I am attractive as fuck apparently, and a slew of women want my benis.

It's pretty fucked, now I must either be a terrible person and hurt my wife, for my own self gratification, or live a life that is only a half life, stewing in regret and thoughts of what could have been for the rest of my pathetic existence.
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Phoenix Wright - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 16:06:37 EST e7M2QMAA No.4962191 Reply
Dont back down. Double down. If you say sorry that means you did it.

thinken bout the church

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 11:55:52 EST 7JXWX72I No.4962112
File: 1582304152852.jpg -(258102B / 252.05KB, 962x1241) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. thinken bout the church
so I've never been technically religious, culturally catholic but I've never actually been to church, and I'm definitely not what you'd call a traditional believer, but as I'm getting older and figuring out what my genuine interests are and what I want my intellectual pursuits to be, in general what I want to do with myself other than work dead end jobs to buy drugs I'm leaning more and more towards studying theology and maybe trying for a career in the clergy.
It's silly I know, but I dunno man I'm thinking about it. Lemme run some stuff by you guys before I waste everybody's time and call up a priest to ask him basically the same questions, maybe this would be better in /qq/ or /pss/ but I'm /high/ and you're my /b/ros so whatever.


I'm attracted to the Catholic Church as an institution, there's the cultural background to it but more than that it's the only powerful international institution left with genuine authority and means that cares about social justice. Pope Francis gives me cautious optimism that the church can be reformed and remain as a genuine force for good in the world, and maybe be an avenue to help bring change that actually makes the world meaningfully better for the poor and the marginalized, and I mean I am poor and marginalized its class solidarity, if even as a lay person I can be a small part of this gigantic global institution being a voice for indigenous people, healing gender divides, getting condoms to the places with aids epidemics, and being a voice for the poor against the davos set isn't that something worth trying for?
On the other hand we all know the church is corrupt and a den of child molesters, I just don't know if its even worth trying to reform it, at what point does a noble cause become naivety and collaboration? Liberation Theology gaining so much ground, countries like Ireland modernizing and opening up about the evils of the church, ditto reconciliation in Canada exposing its hand in destroying the first nations, all make me feel this is kind of a change or die moment for the church, movements like people in Brazil rallying around Jesus da Gente in the image of a black indigenous transwoman give me hope that it can, but just how deep is that swamp?

I also kind of feel like the size and establishment of the church gives going after something like this more legitimacy, like I said it can be an avenue to have an actual impact on the world, being an intellectual theologian or some upstart charismatic preacher doesn't really.


I think I definitely believe in god, at least in an abstract sense as the creative force behind the big bang and the laws of physics, I'm deeply fascinated by the historical Jesus, the church he founded and the impact him and his ideas had on western culture and thought going forward, the origins and symbolism of the myths built up around him. I don't think I can reconcile myself with literalism and superstition around those myths though, how much of a barrier is fundamentally being unable to believe that the wine in your mouth is physically being transformed into his blood? Let alone how you interpret the trinity or the virgin birth. I know this dogma is literally what defines catholicism, I dunno how much I can balance dogma and a formal church structure with my genuine beliefs.
Also speaking of the sacrament, I have celiac so I'm physically not going to be able to eat the bread, I know some priests let you work around this by just taking the wine but dogmatically if you don't eat a wheat cracker at mass you're a heretic, and fundamentally its THE core aspect of the religion, so that's another big niggle, it helped send my grandmother to an early grave.

I have schizophrenia, I'm ok with it it's just a fact of life, and even though I've got a good handle on my symptoms and can be functional and grounded in reality its a biological condition, it's affected the way my brain works. Through history people with it have been accommodated in society through a religious framework, shamans and healers, oracles and prophets, hermits in the woods, saints with ecstatic visions, it feels right to follow this kind of path. Moreover and I'm really not trying to sound pretentious here but the kind of abstract conceptual thinking you need for theology and philosophy is my skillset at this point in my life, I've been NEET off and on for a de…
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Pokémon Trainer Samuel - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 12:38:42 EST 7JXWX72I No.4962125 Reply
>>4962116
>>4962122
nb sorry for the double posts but yeah its more about aesthetics and identity than morality or anything its like a really westernized asian girl who can't speak the language but she's still chinese and her family has budha statues in the house and whatnot

also I have volunteered at soup kitchens and charities a lot, it's part of what they do to keep us busy when you're in the mental health system, it's partly why I'm comfortable with this kind of career path cause I'm used to working with church groups in charities, I can picture what it would actually involve day to day entry level.
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Cowgirl Cornelius - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 14:09:43 EST PErI9j88 No.4962153 Reply
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being "culturally" any religion is even more retarded than any faith you could ever have, because you're doing all this bullshit for absolutely no reason
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Mark "Rent Boy" Renton - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:54:49 EST b4cHVmQ1 No.4962189 Reply
>>4962112

Just take your meds instead. You have broken emotions, you nwed to keep that in mind at all times. Revisit all of your goid ideas OP, and view them with the understanding that they come from a broken mind, your mind.

Fix the fucking hide option Kirt

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 13:59:09 EST xLPKZxUO No.4962151
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Do it
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Betsy Greenhood - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 14:55:21 EST PVmXaqxl No.4962171 Reply
Why do so many people have a problem with hide thread tho? it's not even broken.
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Pokémon Trainer Samuel - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:54:38 EST 7JXWX72I No.4962188 Reply
Right-click on the Hide link for dat nasty thread
Click on Copy link address
Right-click on the page and click Inspect
Go to the console
Paste the link you copied, e.g. javascript:toggleHidden('bthread1234567');
Change it to addHidden('bthread1234567');
Press Enter
Laugh at Kirt

ITT Mad Libs

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 01:08:38 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4961972
File: 1582265318502.jpg -(64348B / 62.84KB, 378x444) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. ITT Mad Libs
Ok 420chan, give me some nouns and stuff and I'll plug this into a Mad Lib and see what cums out. Plz give me the number of the word you're giving me.
Bonus points if you participate in this thread while lounging out on the bed with your pussy out

NOUN [1]

ADJECTIVE [14]

ADJECTIVE [2]

ADVERB [15]

NOUN [3]

LIQUID [16]

PLACE [4]

BODY PART [17]

ADVERB [5]

ADJECTIVE [18]

VERB ENDING IN "ED" [6]

ADJECTIVE [19]

NOUN [7]

LIQUID [20]
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Martha Stewart - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 12:23:15 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4962123 Reply
>>4962091
I grabbed it online, it looked way smaller when it wasn’t numbered before i copy pasted :’(

I’ll do a few

6 - jock straps
7 - chihuahua
16 - Brazilian
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Fucking Blytheman - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:38:44 EST RKOZfxbo No.4962181 Reply
>>4962123
Martha,

This has been quite the shit show of a thread. But I believe in you.

I believe in all of us. We can do it. We can complete the Mad Libs. And we can do it together. Grab my hand, I can take us to a world never before seen.

25 - 117.343 sextillion galactic processions
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Longrod Von Hugendong - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:52:22 EST WWqObCTW No.4962187 Reply
57: period blood

Im losing track of which numbers have been used. :( dammit martha

Jerk

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:24:43 EST WWqObCTW No.4962177
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I am probably going to have $€X tonight but im horny right now and want to jerk off. Will i ruin the sex if i jerk off now?
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Quark - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:38:59 EST WMJmUH/9 No.4962182 Reply
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>>4962177 Jerk it now and then fuck later, as long as you don't jerk off a bunch today, you'll be just fine. I jerked it twice yesterday and then fucked my wife last night.
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Longrod Von Hugendong - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:49:25 EST WWqObCTW No.4962186 Reply
OP here. I jerked off

HOW WOULD YOU RATHER DIE?!?!?!!!!???!?!??!!?!?!!??!!!?!?

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 10:07:08 EST teIVaGda No.4962082
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[]Tsunami
[]Hurricane
[]Earthquake
[]Volcano eruption
[]Lightning
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EstherBlarryten.ppt - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 14:50:14 EST rCh0tnXd No.4962167 Reply
>>4962161
tsunami is the most embarrassing choice. It basically means you just couldn't find somewhere high enough to stand even with hours warning ahead of time.
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Betsy Greenhood - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 14:59:22 EST PVmXaqxl No.4962172 Reply
>>4962165
mt st. helens released 24 megatons of energy. Would you not be blasted into pieces before you even left the ground?
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Evan Tanner - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:45:03 EST UjnCnKeo No.4962184 Reply
>>4962167
you must be trolling because thousands of people die everytime a tsunami hits, where do you plan to go that's high enough in a coastal town?

Narcos anonymous

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 08:07:23 EST O3qCrqyc No.4962055
File: 1582290443810.png -(13474B / 13.16KB, 500x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Narcos anonymous
I'm thinking about going to a narco anonymous meeting for my drug use, has anyone ever been to one? How did it go?

Thank you good afternoon
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Beefy McBeeferson - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:19:16 EST IKeiGWK2 No.4962176 Reply
>>4962064
I don't think that was the finale, that happened like 2 episodes before.
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Phoenix Wright - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:29:28 EST e7M2QMAA No.4962179 Reply
>>4962176
I wouldnt know. I stopped watching when I saw the helicopter, becauae I thought the next six episodes would consist entirely of filling out paperwork, being reviewed by superiors, visiting psychiatrists and testifying before congress. When I came back there were just two dudes talking in spanish and then the show ended.

micro-clits

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 03:10:54 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4962008
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y'all ever think about how a clit is kind of like a penis, like they are anatomically analogous?

would it follow then that since there are some micro-penises, there would be some micro-clits? are some women "hung", in terms of their clit? a bigger clit would mean more pleasure right?
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Martha Stewart - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 13:44:30 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4962146 Reply
>>4962019
What. The fuck. You would think a monster clit would pad the openings of the vagina THUS resulting in more pleasure during penetration. What is life? We need more studies

sober

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- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 01:17:03 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4960533
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I've been completely sober for a fucking week straight somehow. Go me. Idk I'm just bragging about how cool I am. gnite fuckers
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Martha Stewart - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 13:35:48 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4962141 Reply
>>4962131
That’s weird. I wonder if it’s a dehydration thing though


For me when I drink too much coffee I just get really horny and anxious and think I may die of cancer and that everyone hates me. It’s just not a good time. But if I’m desperately still tired I’ll still drink it once in a while
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Admiral Maxwell Forrest - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 13:54:25 EST QmBs14Cb No.4962150 Reply
>>4962141
there's a point where i can't tell the difference after a while, 3 cups of strong coffee is usually enough for me to actually enjoy socializing, i imagine coke is similar but if i like coffee so much, fuck coke.

too much coffee and some strong ass sativa? that's a bad 20 minutes or so until the high levels off. too much coffee, too much weed and a strong beer on top of that? if only every day was as such

new simpsons shitpost thread

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:04:04 EST 5OzgxxOL No.4947398
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post your simpsons posts that are shitty
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dumb crap

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 12:27:00 EST QzqynLeI No.4962124
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ITT: we lazily change pop culture names to make them stupid/funny/sexy

the pig bang theory
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Martha Stewart - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 12:44:04 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4962126 Reply
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The Shrimpsons - family of shrimp

The Pimpsons - family of pimps

The Pimpsons - family of încels

The Nipsons - family of nipples, squirting milk everywhere, have nipple hairs for arms and legs

What's your favourite fictional god entity?

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 14:01:26 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4961329
File: 1582138886691.jpg -(450591B / 440.03KB, 2000x1500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What's your favourite fictional god entity?
I've been binging reading up on fictional gods of media I don't even like / am into, and I really stuck on papa Nurgle from WH40k for reasons. He just seems like a jolly one who really loves his followers, and blesses them into heaven without even having to pass through the death gate first. I like slaanesh too, but that sounds more like a side-gig / hobby god to me. Papa Nurgle is the real deal.

Also I guess it makes sense I'd like him too, since I'm one of those naturalists who don't use shower soap anymore. I did even try recently to have a soap shower first time in years, got sick like I used to get first time since I started the habit. Had forgotten how much being sick that way feels, like you've been cursed. When going just plain cold water shower being "sick" feels more like kinda just being slightly funky, like something is kinda off a day or two, but then you're back. So in a way I already partake of Nurgles blessings.

What's your fave fict. god?
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Pat Barry - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 11:08:03 EST 2pfE2xkd No.4962098 Reply
>>4961934
Haha oh yeah I forgot the old guy is also named Jeff Lebowski

>>4962045
You must be one of those reading is for fags the futureners I hear so much about
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Dave Chappelle - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 11:23:06 EST kDGTwVKX No.4962104 Reply
>>4962098
Hey, if you want positive social support for pasting something you read on Wikipedia five minutes ago, really the place to go is actually readdit. I know it hurts, but it's true.
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Pat Barry - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 11:54:59 EST 2pfE2xkd No.4962111 Reply
>>4962104
You are seriously get butthurt at people for discussing something other than dicks. You're a moron dude.

Celebs bread fake/gif/webm/pics

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 21:48:00 EST LOleUaFy No.4961551
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Celebs bread fake/gif/webm/pics
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Phoenix Wright - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 08:35:45 EST e7M2QMAA No.4962067 Reply
>>4962063
Stopped reading after the future. Why dont you go back there the futurener?
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Marco Pierre White - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 10:11:51 EST u27gIV8+ No.4962084 Reply
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>>4962067
Been there my dudes. Copies of Black Widow have already been tossed into the bin.
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Nate Marquardt - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 13:09:49 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4962129 Reply
>>4962084
Never got around to watching the new season of futureman, is it good? Mainly I like wolf, hes fucking hilarious

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