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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Those buttons I teased a while back

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 14:51:57 EST yB0tQVvl No.4907055
File: 1568919117303.png -(557501B / 544.43KB, 739x642) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Those buttons I teased a while back
They are now up for grabs, figured I might as well get them out there instead of sitting on my desk forever, right?

Get them via supporting us on Patreon: https://patreon.com/420chan

As many of you know, its been a tough year for me, and there's a lot going on. A LOT. I'm still recovering from Lyme disease, and the most recent garbage in my life is somehow worse, a few days ago my dad emailed me about his diagnosis of terminal liver cancer. Oof. On the other end of things I've been interviewing with a company for 5 months now, I just had a fifth stage interview two days ago, and now I'm waiting on scheduling for the 6th. It's maddening. Software is hell. I just want to pay my rent and bills. I love you all.

Like in the past, if you wish to toss us some support outside of Patreon, you can email me at kirtaner@420chan.org and I can provide PayPal details or Interac eTransfer details for fellow Canadians. I'm so exhausted.

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Evan Dunham - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 08:03:55 EST 0ghDe6nw No.4908209 Reply
Sorry to hear about your dad, dude.
Hope you, him and your family can handle it well.
Bestest wishes.
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Mouse Fitzgerald - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 17:18:19 EST HIqMSK/0 No.4908340 Reply
Im sorry for your uncle, I hope he'll get well soon

Who would you bet on?

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- Sun, 22 Sep 2019 04:26:14 EST lAizPRwJ No.4908187
File: 1569140774754.jpg -(187451B / 183.06KB, 960x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Who would you bet on?
To win in a fight.

Left: 5’9” 170lbs
Right: 5’11” 175lbs
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Edward Pickering - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 17:11:28 EST tMgeTJP6 No.4908338 Reply
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>>4908336
It's because it's a waffle.

Also I imagine the tablet is pretty underwhelming. Though it's just an interesting observation about human nature. I guess it has can be filed with the greek rants about old people and roman graffiti.
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Rupert Tacklestock - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 18:21:08 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4908367 Reply
>>4908338
Have you ever had real waffle from waffle maker? It is kost amazing thing. Complete with candied strawberries syrup, whatever it is called, and whipped cream and cinnamon. Mist amazing thing. But why do people settle for such crap as, Eggo it is called? Those terrible freezer waffles. No. Waffles are amazing in the raw.

Joe Rogan

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- Sun, 22 Sep 2019 01:49:32 EST mowVyyoz No.4908167
File: 1569131372474.jpg -(52791B / 51.55KB, 200x300) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Joe Rogan
What are your thoughts on Joe Rogan? Have you listened to his podcast? He talks about some of the stuff we talk about here.
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George Herbig - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 18:03:09 EST RKOZfxbo No.4908359 Reply
>>4908284
Why god oh why god oh why would you ever have convictions, if the world is always changing and new information could come at anytime to change your perspective in life. I'm pretty sure convictions are part of what make this world so shitty to live in. Change my mind.
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George Herbig - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 18:15:55 EST RKOZfxbo No.4908366 Reply
>>4908363
The only bait was the last line, everything else is true at least for now

transhumanism is a fuck

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- Fri, 20 Sep 2019 05:26:20 EST RnQGjEU3 No.4907408
File: 1568971580274.webm [mp4] -(12695481B / 12.11MB, 360x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. transhumanism is a fuck
>LMAO the transhumanists told you that you were going to be an immortal cyborg space god building inscrutable gigascale artworks out of smartmatter swarms made of deconstructed asteroids but actually you're just gonna be a golf bag.

You will never have robot wings or laser eyes or a hydraulic dick. Only chairbutt.
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Yo-Yo - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 13:49:03 EST s2YvYjMR No.4908289 Reply
>>4908213

>Capitalist society is more dystopian than even Stalinism, and Stalin was pretty shit lot of the times.

You're fucking retarded and dumb.
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Jannar - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 14:24:54 EST w3/BkVun No.4908299 Reply
>buttflaps you can sit on
Whatever happened to those leg-extension thingys?
Powered by just like a bent metal springy bar that made you run fast-ish.
Some french commercial about robbing a bank in them and then getting his head cut off by the ceiling fan because he jumped in joy but jumped higher than suual

Which conspiracies are true and why?

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- Fri, 02 Aug 2019 22:34:20 EST /q2T8gmg No.4885146
File: 1564799660808.jpg -(80729B / 78.84KB, 618x312) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Which conspiracies are true and why?
I don't really have any friends. I spend all my time, and I do mean all of it, researching crazy shit. For like 10 years. Voluntarily of course. I am piecing together something so huge, but that many, most, of us have known in our hearts all along. Akhenatan, the Scoti princess, the lost White brothers, the reptiles. They are connected. The sheer amount of bullshit I have waded through.. even if there is nothing, and it all just goes black.. I would still want to know, ya know?
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Nam Phan - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 17:25:06 EST atNQzCsf No.4908342 Reply
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If youre not willing to put in the immense time and effort to distill truth from the internet, youre not worthy of knowing it.
Just kidding, heres a website for easy mode - https://www.corbettreport.com/
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Damacio Page - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 17:30:42 EST yUwOsz8/ No.4908343 Reply
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>>4908337
Is there ever a time where you aren't bitching about politics? You just seem like constantly angry for some reason.

If you were in charge

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- Sun, 22 Sep 2019 12:36:20 EST 9Un2rbyb No.4908275
File: 1569170180154.png -(1879900B / 1.79MB, 1920x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. If you were in charge
Lets try to keep this thread civil and not scream at each other.

But lets pretend you're magically now in charge over the present day earth.
All major world leaders will attempt to follow your orders as best they can.

What would you change about the world?

I'm too stoned to come up with what I would do in a single post I realize now but I wanna hear what 420chan thinks.

SLAYER all around.
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William Huggins - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 18:00:18 EST HhGODr2q No.4908356 Reply
>>4908339
Greeks used to settle battles with champions sometimes. Instead of fighting a bloody battle, they'd write up terms and have their best men fight to decide the outcome.
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William Huggins - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 18:11:16 EST HhGODr2q No.4908361 Reply
Make taxes and church tithes illegal. Abolish borders. Turn gold back into money.
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Rupert Tacklestock - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 18:11:34 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4908362 Reply
>>4908295
Some would want working longer hours. I myself if I could work say investigator, or intelligence field, large scale project management, there are many roles I would take work home with me, especially during active projects. You don't need fewer hours you need better work. No man likes being servant to another man not even taking pride in his own two hands. Not working is depressing. Ask Kirt for instance. His job is also practically his hobby. He may not he paid to code things he wants to code, but he isn't coding 420chan as job. You know what "hobby" is? That's word invented by Capitalist society for work you want to do. When man comes home and spends all day in shop making perfect wooden cabinet, that is work. As porn stars even sex itself is work. Do you see what problem is? Even sex itself becomes shitty when made into tool of international Capitalism. That's when it becomes chore and degrading. If something as fun and spiritual as even sex can be degraded into thing that is no fun and you don't even want to do that should tell you what you need to know.

In short, abolish international Capitalism, enable mankind to do fulfilling work they want to and capable of doing. Even playing video games becomes boring, dull, chore. Play itself can be extinguished by forces of Capital. Better solution is better work, so man once again wants to and enjoys working all of his time, rather than mentality of sitting on fat ass drinking poisonous sub par beer watching shitty propaganda films like Batman and paying to be fed propaganda and spied on and thinking oh, that is what man looks for, is part of day being useless to everyone even himself because at least his not actively serf of international bankers.

Post cartoon characters smoking weed

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- Sun, 22 Sep 2019 17:32:30 EST PTWJx3Yp No.4908344
File: 1569187950056.jpg -(32225B / 31.47KB, 335x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Post cartoon characters smoking weed
if it exists there's fan art of it smoking weed
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simpsons shitposting

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- Fri, 09 Aug 2019 06:27:16 EST b0R8FOr9 No.4888028
File: 1565346436149.jpg -(51662B / 50.45KB, 595x450) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. simpsons shitposting
show me your simpsons shitposts
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THE MOST MYSTICAL WEBM THREAD EVAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!

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- Wed, 31 Jul 2019 00:21:38 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4884117
File: 1564546898310.webm [mp4] -(19806716B / 18.89MB, 480x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. THE MOST MYSTICAL WEBM THREAD EVAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
SLITS EVERYWHERE
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Would you smoke my poverty bowl?

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- Sun, 22 Sep 2019 15:17:58 EST hAV91wWm No.4908313
File: 1569179878720.jpg -(990279B / 967.07KB, 1080x2280) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Would you smoke my poverty bowl?
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Edward Pickering - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 16:11:31 EST tMgeTJP6 No.4908328 Reply
>>4908326
This is just how I did it because I never had a reliable connection for long probably because I was an infrequent customer, so it's like a cycle but I always bought a quarter or half at a time so maybe not. I'd always end up smoking a fraction of what my friends and people on this board reported in my own time. But given a joint or whatever I'd not get any more fucked up than anyone else.

I used to smoke every night after work and a quarter was 3 months supply. Lo Pan talks legit.
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DaiMon Torrot - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 16:31:27 EST QJ9DEhR6 No.4908331 Reply
I load full bowls and just smother the cherry with my palm when I've had enough
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Sophie Drendlewack - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 17:20:27 EST hAV91wWm No.4908341 Reply
Thanks for the tips guys. I've been smoking dabs lately even though I have no money. It's kinda weird.

Spaceships

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- Tue, 03 Sep 2019 16:46:07 EST RKOZfxbo No.4901125
File: 1567543567543.jpg -(93758B / 91.56KB, 810x417) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Spaceships
Post spaceships, real or fake, and what you would do if you had a spaceship? What kind of spaceship would you have? And why? What would you name it, who or what would be on your crew? What is your cosmic purpose? This could be in the future.

I will dump some spaceships to kick us off.
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PhoebeDunderfedging.mpeg - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 05:08:32 EST nJkrco7e No.4908194 Reply
>>4908118
>I kinda wish there was like some kind of online starship creator so I could have my own ideas sketched up.
why don't you use a pencil and paper. or just download blender and create random skinned shapes because that's basically all a lot of these are.
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Stefan Struve - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 16:54:01 EST AVmhQitU No.4908335 Reply
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>>4901898
This is the planet cracker class spaceship known as the USG Ishimura
The oldest one if it's kind with a manned crew of 750,000.

question about society

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- Sat, 21 Sep 2019 16:38:14 EST qkT7yKjw No.4908010
File: 1569098294078.jpg -(98582B / 96.27KB, 500x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. question about society
Why can't I just play video games in my free time with out someone judging me for it
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Lt. Cmdr. Calvin Hudson - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 16:43:41 EST qkT7yKjw No.4908332 Reply
>>4908322
>>4908323


Lmao I am moved out and grown. I have a decent job and a girlfriend wdym? Being an adult playing Vidya = loser manchild. adult woman gamer = ommmmmg guuuuurlll gamers!! Lower men

The dichontomy in this train of thinking is crazy. Notice how some people in this world have entire buzzword platforms and articles to protect their interests? b why isn't it just same for everyone?

Scenario Questionairre

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- Sat, 21 Sep 2019 03:18:28 EST w3/BkVun No.4907817
File: 1569050308250.jpg -(235010B / 229.50KB, 477x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Scenario Questionairre
You've gotten together with this cutie 𝜋, you've just gotten your relationship started and you are really hitting it off.
One night 𝜋 tells you to not laugh at 𝜋, but 𝜋 is really into 𝗔 fetish.
WWYD if
(For quick default options, for each you can use
1 to stay with her and at least try it out with her,
½ for staying with her but not partaking of 𝗔 fetish,
0 for leaving her for it.
2 for that's already your fetish as well.)

aa) 𝗔 is her farting at you
ab) reversed prior (𝗔 is you farting at her)
ba) 𝗔 is her urinating on you / you drinking her urine
bb) reversed prior
ca) 𝗔 is you watching her use the toilet
cb) reversed prior
caca) 𝗔 is her smearing her excrement on you
cacb) reversed prior
da) 𝗔 is watching you bone others of your preferred gender
db) reversed prior (𝜋:s preferred gender, not yours)

Feel free to add a fetish yourself.
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Ninja Boy Ernest - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 14:56:54 EST Ko52di1q No.4908306 Reply
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I wouldn't rape my girl if she had a rape fetish because that would be rape
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Jannar - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 15:03:38 EST w3/BkVun No.4908310 Reply
>>4908306
What if it was rape fetish as in she'd get hot and bothered at the thought of raping you

Welfare

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- Thu, 19 Sep 2019 18:55:13 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4907154
File: 1568933713793.jpg -(113425B / 110.77KB, 657x1024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Welfare
How is welfare in your country?

Here in Finland it definitely is enough to survive, so much that many people rather live on it than take some shitty low-paying job at mcdonalds or cleaning. If you really have no money and no income, they pay your rent, essential bills (electricity, water etc) and on top of that you get 497€/month. You can use that how you like, on drugs, food, whatever. They also pay all of the medical bills (these are not much to begin with, we have "free healthcare" for everyone) and even dentist bills.

There are many different welfares though. This is the one you get when you are the poorest of all, have no money, nothing on investments etc. You can own a house though and probably a car and they don't make you sell them. But no money in bank account or no income at all (maybe 50€/a month is ok if your mom gives you it, but that's the limit, anything over that and it's removed from your welfare)

The basic unemployment money is a little different, you can have 100k or whatever in your account but you still get it.

Cost of living is pretty high here though so that 500e/month is not much. Median salary in Finland is like 3000€/month. But it is definitely enough for food and even get drunk and high once in a while.

This is a meme pic from our own imageboard. People living on welfare are called "rats". Wageslaves are called "sheep".

I'm really interested because it seems like we have the best welfare in the world? I'm not familiar with Norway or Sweden, maybe they're similar. But here it's a good thing because we have almost no homeless people and crime rate is really low. But at the same time it causes some problems because you can get almost the same money with welfare than working some shitty jobs. Ofc you lose all the welfare if you work (there's something like you can earn 300€ month without losing it though with unemployment money, I'm not sure)

It's not easy at it sounds though, Kela (The Social Insurance Institution) is doing all they can to get you a job, or get you a "training job" where you get 9€/day or something similar. If you don't take the job they're offering, they can cut you off or decrease your welfare, but that 497€/month is written in law.
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