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Kirtaner & Spardot's 420chan Wedding

To all guests, live viewers, and our Internet family, THANK YOU.
VODs will be edited soon, we are all so tired.
Wedding Gifts

Now Playing on /b/tube -

A 420chan Wedding by Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 23:19:11 EST ID:+sVbVhAC No.4758552 Report Reply Quick Reply
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In just under a week, on August 12, myself, Spardot, and a handful of attending admins, mods, users, family, and friends will be congregating in Niagara Falls for a long overdue event.

Spardot and I are getting married!

When I got high on 4/20/2005 and decided to register and set up 420chan as a joke between a bunch of shitposting nerds and miscreants on another, tangentially related IRC channel, let me say, the absolute last thing that would ever come to my mind is "I'm going to hire a moderator and end up convincing her to move from America to Canada and date her for 11 years", but amazingly and hilariously, that's what happened, and over the years she has pushed and encouraged me in so many ways that it's almost impossible to quantify just how much better she has made my life, and if not for this community, we wouldn't have been brought together.

Event, stream etc begins 2PM EST on Sunday. Twitch will be embedded.

Wedding Gift Pool

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Violet Churchgrab - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 23:19:55 EST ID:qhRcnH+t No.4763350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My gf is hotter than kirt and I'm better looking than spardot
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Keldar - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 00:30:33 EST ID:LEcv31vh No.4763361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4763350
r u single and into art? otherwise idk
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Koopa Troopa - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 02:19:21 EST ID:HHHNfyJh No.4763388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What would it take to see Kirt in that wedding dress?


Serious Buisness Discussion about social media “censorship” by Divayth Fyr - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 06:39:06 EST ID:CnT4kSFX No.4763418 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Where do you guys fall on this recent controversy? I have seen a lot of people weight their opinion on this Alex Jones censorship fiasco and not a lot of actually good arguments from both sides.

Firstly this is not a free speech issue imo, private companies have no obligation to platform you if they don’t want to for whatever reasons. I feel a lot of the discussion centers around whether he broke the TOS or not and I don’t think that’s a fruitful focus.

That said I don’t like the fact that he’s been banned. I feel that it’s only made him stronger and given him legimiacy with conspiracy types that for the most part used to call him controlled opposition. The ban has only confirmed his narrative and he will come back stronger then ever before. If the idea was to push some left wing anti alt right agenda then they only shot them selves in the foot by bannin alex as well as other alt right types, so I really wish they didn’t turn him into a free speech martyr.

Still I can’t find myself agreeing with pro free speech types like Sargon and Tim Pool that advocate YouTube Facebook twitter Apple should be “open free speech platforms” because they provide a public service and therefore we need legislation to force them to abide by the first amendment. Frankly I’m shocked that any little “l” liberals that are generally anti state intervention and pro capitalism would be pushing for the government intervening to force free speech doctrines onto private corporations. Besides that I think that kind of legislation wold only enshrine youtube Facebook twitter Apple and so on as some sort of state sanctions platforms for dissemination of free speech. Why don’t these guys vote with their wallet so to speak and simply walk away from social medial platforms they don’t like. Leave youtube and start your own ‘free speech zone tube’ or whatever. I thought the idea was the free market is self correcting while government intervention only stifles innovation and progress. I really hope in the future we have more competition Between social media companies as a result of current deplatforming.

What say you?
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William Lassell - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 08:22:46 EST ID:Ut5gStEQ No.4763441 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Also the only cure against alex jones is proper, free education, transparency and critical thinking. Ofclurse no government or company wants that because that would jeopardize their whole game.
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Martha Hoshdock - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 08:43:46 EST ID:nPquTiKv No.4763445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jones is awful. He's a conman, and I have no pity for him.

On the other hand, I do think these services are basically essential now for real communication. We should nationalize them, and treat them as utilities. That way we can guarantee access to everyone... including assholes like Jones.
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Amy Finley - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 08:44:14 EST ID:fmqOVQIw No.4763446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763418
Doing this to the schizo-shepherding controlled opposition pill salesman is just a dry run. The real utility of the concentrated power wielded by these companies will be silencing actual opposition voices and views alternative to the imperial-corporate party line:
https://www.jacobinmag.com/2018/08/telesur-english-facebook-censorship-news
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Ernest Ferringsat - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 08:47:15 EST ID:ZMSOA3fE No.4763447 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4763418

Nothing much is gonna come of it. In a few weeks either Alex Jones will be back on the platforms he was "banned" at and start selling the same shit to his fanbase that eat up everything he says. Maybe he'll focus on accusing innocent children of being crisis actors and more on gay frogs but the point is nothing will change. He doesn't even have to worry about if all of his shit is demonetized, he probably has enough money from his fans buying his merch where it probably won't affect him much.

Meanwhile you have other smaller creators get screwed over because some pissy fuck decided to report you because they disagree with you once. The funny thing about any war is that it's always about a bunch of rich pricks sending a lot of not rich people to die and suffer for a supposed "honorable" cause that was started by a bunch of other rich pricks. In a case of this so-called culture war very few people or dying are necessarily suffering, it is however making a lot of people waste their time to fight something that ultimately doesn't actually achieve anything and making people more stressed out than they need to.

But you see, that easily works in advantage of the rich pricks, or wannabe rich pricks see. You see some video about some guy reporting that some furry raping some kids, and the guy promises to expose people like them for justice... as long as you donate to their Patreon. You, wanting to see these fucks exposed to the light, happily donate thinking that you're bringing light into the world. This all sounds all good and well as long as this guy is actually doing some good and not just making up stories for attention or worse slandering people the don't like because they insulted they're waifu.

I can't even blame the people who fall for it. Smart people can fall for schemes not because they're dumb, but because these snake oil salesmen know how to push people's buttons, and we all have them. Even if you guard them it's easy for unexpected events in life to leave you vulnerable. I let a bunch of unfunny memes get to me these past few weeks because I was dealing with my stepdad being hospitalized. And I'm not even h…
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Fuggin Hacked by Gerard Kuiper - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 06:24:41 EST ID:GVd3VsvC No.4763417 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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http://www.officialmikepence.com/

VP website hacked all to hell and back
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Cunt McPuntington - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 07:34:11 EST ID:0L6AnTGs No.4763427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I ain't clickin' that shit. You can keep your devestating mind eating viruses bro
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Elia Kazan - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 07:51:33 EST ID:w0roZNWV No.4763433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Everyone that dislikes pence is just jealous of his sweet haircut
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Gerard Kuiper - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 08:33:13 EST ID:GVd3VsvC No.4763443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4763425
ya
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Kira Taban - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 08:37:27 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4763444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That website has always looked like that. It's not his and it's not hacked. It's satire. Here, read a hacked news page: https://www.theonion.com


Is it true?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!???!!?!?!??! by David Dishpag - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 07:58:48 EST ID:OliAXMpY No.4763436 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is it true that if stab grandmas in the foot you become more powerful? Talk about super secret life cheats in here
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Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 08:11:30 EST ID:Z/1J/U54 No.4763437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4763436
If you practice kickboxing on a soft tree (banana trees are optimal) or pine panels or small gravel soaked in water or thin aluminum and steel sheets (very satisfting) you will become Bruce Lee in about 5 years of constant training
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Fuck Blockleridge - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 08:25:58 EST ID:ClxmrAJj No.4763442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


Poor ppl by Paula Deen - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 07:48:29 EST ID:OeCTM2nS No.4762983 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post yfw you realized profits are just the unpaid wages of the working class.
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Professor Oak - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 20:21:09 EST ID:dXxZW0+b No.4763306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4763295

Beer kingdom sounds so much better
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Polly Brorringcocke - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 06:03:55 EST ID:DwOcMl3p No.4763415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763027
It's weird when libertarians argue so hard they come this close to supporting worker- co-ops
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Cunt McPuntington - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 07:39:54 EST ID:0L6AnTGs No.4763429 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763169

Holy hell captain what kind of drugs are you on? Did you even read the post you replied to? Slow your roll, boi
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Riki Fukuda - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 07:51:07 EST ID:sYnd26Bl No.4763432 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763169
>What if someone wants to join an established company which has been very successful and is worth millions and only has a 100 employees. Would it even be possible for that person to afford to work there?

I take it you didn't read the "at start up" qualifier?


It's my day of birth by Diego Nunes - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 10:57:21 EST ID:FsVu2dyx No.4763021 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm 27 and I'm cool with being alive or dying. I'm just along for the ride.
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Sly McKief - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 04:50:09 EST ID:L/0B/Ofy No.4763409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4763399
last everyone was 26. we're trapped in this shit.
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Stonn - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 05:38:40 EST ID:pGFSHsxy No.4763412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm about to be 25 seems I'm behind the curve
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Elia Kazan - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 07:06:51 EST ID:w0roZNWV No.4763423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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A Bugs Life was better than that dreamworks shit.
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Tim Heidecker - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 07:21:16 EST ID:k4oT5mzN No.4763424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yo im 27 i got here from searching up weeds on the internet ten years ago.
ill always be around, fam


SHITPOST NEWS by Vectorman - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 04:29:02 EST ID:s8Uttnt2 No.4763404 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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In a city where filthy sidewalks are many residents’ No. 1 complaint, City Hall has come up with a new way to deal with No. 2.

It sounds like silly elementary school banter, but it’s real. San Francisco is about to launch the Poop Patrol.

In about a month, a team of five Public Works staffers will begin patrolling the alleys around Polk Street and other hot spots in a vehicle equipped with a steam cleaner.

They’ll begin their shifts in the afternoon, as the city starts losing its sheen from overnight cleaning. The Poop Patrol’s mission? To spot and clean piles of feces before anybody complains about them.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/heatherknight/article/It-s-no-laughing-matter-SF-forming-Poop-13153517.php
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Augustus Bunville - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 05:38:44 EST ID:hC2fiCw0 No.4763413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763404
Instead of doing something this stupid, why not build more public bathrooms and then begin beating the homeless people that continue to shit all over the place with a newspaper until they learn their lesson? Seems like that would be much cheaper.
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Vectorman - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 06:24:10 EST ID:s8Uttnt2 No.4763416 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763413
Nah I think they just want to be Amsterdam on steriods.


Through extensive analysis and testing by Robert Wesley - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 16:27:49 EST ID:CSTgtVQQ No.4763195 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I’ve discovered that nothing trolls /pol/tards more than insulting their suburbia and car-dependency. If you ever want to send a /pol/tard flying into a rage just say like “we need more mass transit” or “we should burn a little less oil”.

You WILL get an angry wall of text every time and ruin that person’s day. My uestion is, why, though?
Why are some people just hell-bent on hurting the planet?
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Cannabus Maximus - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 19:39:21 EST ID:T8SYIRwJ No.4763292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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God speed OP. Thank you for your service
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Kamal Shalorus - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 02:52:11 EST ID:dkoawoFv No.4763395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I moved from Chicagoland to the middle of nowhere Montana recently and I sort of feel shocked at how many many people need cars on a daily basis; this is my first time without a public transport system and I have been living here since May now.

I have been told that I was crazy here for saying I was planning to walk less than a mile at night (despite the fact there are less than 2000 people in the area, and a way lower crime rate than my old hood) and I found that I quickly became 'that guy' if i did not drive to work.
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Vectorman - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 04:40:28 EST ID:s8Uttnt2 No.4763406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why dont you tell /pol/ then you butthurt cry baby, no one cares.
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Polly Brorringcocke - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 06:02:02 EST ID:DwOcMl3p No.4763414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763223
no you can blame the deathcult that is capitalism and neoliberalism for that.


life is a joke by Assinghat Craplock - Tue, 14 Aug 2018 05:42:45 EST ID:sJHuRoK5 No.4762621 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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if you take anything seriously you are a CLOWN
nothings real and its all really funny
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Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 04:20:09 EST ID:Z/1J/U54 No.4763403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4763402
I was gunna tell you to fuck off but then I ate a sandwich and had a glass of milk and now I'm feeling it
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Nathan Jones - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 04:38:21 EST ID:VfHrk2N5 No.4763405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4763403
>>4763403

ALSO, Your dreams can come true some how. You can create a life where you attract things to you with positive energy. The thing is you must beware of the fact that you will always encounter other energy's. Yet its all the same source. It's very hard to put into words, just stay true. Keep it positive and understand what you can from your own truth!
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Vectorman - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 04:47:13 EST ID:s8Uttnt2 No.4763407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4762621
idk imagine if you worked really hard to have a kid and then it died. come back to Earth dude not everyone is a wasteman with no reponsibilities.
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Nathan Jones - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 04:53:25 EST ID:VfHrk2N5 No.4763411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4763407


Hey, webm thread here... by Klaatu - Tue, 24 Jul 2018 07:21:13 EST ID:n86+VzdR No.4752333 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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WEBMS EVERYWHERE
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Pherson O'Rallie - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 16:57:06 EST ID:4yyqyDFm No.4763215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This thread is fucc n suck without the fucc.
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Chaz Fable - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 20:41:37 EST ID:tc/bF5Ns No.4763311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4756113
who is this? I've seen him in pictures before
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Duff Goldman - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 20:58:06 EST ID:n86+VzdR No.4763316 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Duff Goldman - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 04:50:52 EST ID:n86+VzdR No.4763410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


How does 420chan deal with guilt, and also a thread about titties by Easty Beasty - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 16:02:50 EST ID:olHduLCH No.4746385 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I gotta lot of guilt. There are lots of people who are dead now, who I ended things on bad terms with. I never thanked them for some of the things they did. I made them feel bad. Now they are dead. Part of me doesn't care, but part of me feels terrible that they may have died, thinking about me, thinking about how I had thrown them away.

>420chan guilt thread/titty thread
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Duff Goldman - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 20:55:59 EST ID:n86+VzdR No.4763314 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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SidneyNicklehall.swp - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 23:22:07 EST ID:P3hOfYBp No.4763351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4763314
don't know why, but I get super junky vibes off this girl nb
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Russel Hulse - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 01:01:19 EST ID:9bK9vzXP No.4763371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I feel guilty about my carbon foot print (eating meat, driving a motorbike) and also about the fact I've kept secrets from my girlfriend about how I've felt and what I really want but we've sorted that out. Still feel bad though, I have been a dick before. I also feel guilty for fucking over other girls in my previous romantic escapades. I feel guilty for not having been a better brother to my little brother. He's just so damn hard to talk to and stubborn.

I also called out one of my best friends because he has consistently been a selfish dickhead. I feel guilty for not calling him out in a more diplomatic and friendly fashion. The way I did I had a lot of pent up anger and was a bit scathing and cut him deep. I regret that, I really wish I had been nicer about it because it's been months now since we've spoken.
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Duff Goldman - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 04:48:21 EST ID:n86+VzdR No.4763408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


kids these days by Kirtaner Aster - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 19:42:32 EST ID:8eXzdhT/ No.4763296 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What do you think about kids these days? Are they worse than the kids from past generations?
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Kamal Shalorus - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 02:23:08 EST ID:dkoawoFv No.4763391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763390
btw go listen to Spark Master Tape nb
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George Roop - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 02:24:31 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4763392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
FEED THE OLD TO THE YOUNG
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Vectorman - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 03:12:49 EST ID:s8Uttnt2 No.4763397 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The kids these days thing isnt a meme

Humanity has been steadily declining in moral fortitude and stocism for a while now.

and kids suck anyway obviously
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Elizabeth Falkner - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 03:15:01 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4763398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763392

They farming young blood for the flush elders, 8k a transfusion.


Genital Names by New Jack - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 00:40:55 EST ID:Tab+eR+H No.4763366 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey /b/, have you named your bits yet?

I don't have a name for my cock because I don't really get along with him but I lovingly refer to my asshole as the Enola Gay because I'm a fag and this bitch drops some scary fuckin bombs.
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Brian Craw - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 01:33:21 EST ID:e5TXT4Y4 No.4763383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ridley because it's big and purple
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New Jack - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 01:38:21 EST ID:Tab+eR+H No.4763384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763370
>posting Spede
You're a bastard after my own heart
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Elizabeth Falkner - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 02:48:22 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4763394 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wouldn't my dick share my name? How am I gonna name a part of my body, seceding from the union and shit.
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Kamal Shalorus - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 02:54:08 EST ID:dkoawoFv No.4763396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I scarcely feel as though my entire body merits a name


Shoplifting by Rhaka Khan - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 12:53:47 EST ID:RvoreM71 No.4763068 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I stole a 5 cents bubblegum today, I don't even give a fuck. Did you steal anything today? Is shoplifting immoral y/n
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Channeler Clara - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 00:31:16 EST ID:QCeOAU9v No.4763362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763358
Oh yeah I got to Kill a Mockingbird too. Never ended up reading it. No idea where I put it.
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Margaret Burbidge - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 00:43:00 EST ID:4yyqyDFm No.4763367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763358
The only time I stole a book was in 6th grade and it was a lil' fact booklet. I would read it all the time in class and at the end of the year I just finally took it home.
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New Jack - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 01:44:32 EST ID:Tab+eR+H No.4763386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763362
That book is comfy as af man 0/10 if that book had a pussy I would eat it out.
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Kamal Shalorus - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 02:32:53 EST ID:dkoawoFv No.4763393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The only thing I only stole was a small pack of birthday candles when I was 4 years old out of a Jewel Osco (the one on Roosevelt). It was either 1994 or 1995 because I remember "Run Around" by Blues Traveler being played in the store. Thought my mom bought them, so I pocketed them, not understanding the implication of the transaction. When mom saw them in my hand in the back of the car she pulled that car the fuck around and made me apologize to the manager. I have never lifted anything since.

I have also only ever littered once. I made a tin of cupcakes for my group of friends at the dorm in college, but by the time I got off the L-train to the dorms, everyone was tripping on 2c-i and one dude was getting godhead/visions/thought-loops and was no longer capable of acting like a human being on campus, so we had to dip immediately. I spent 2 hours following this group with my tin of cupcakes before I had to deposit the remainder on the ledge overlooking the amtrak on Roosevelt (South of Loop Chicago was my hood for most of my growing up)

However, I will do all kinds of mental gymnastics to tell you how loading whatever I want onto my18TB NAS is not theft.


DRUG MEM(e)S by Roger Penrose - Tue, 07 Aug 2018 17:34:56 EST ID:FmbJG5Ks No.4759326 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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starting with a classic
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Russel Hulse - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 01:21:25 EST ID:9bK9vzXP No.4763380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763378
I see. Where I live OTC painkiller pills are non-existent basically. If you want opioids either you buy smack or extract codeine. I would like to try oxycontin and shit but at the same time it's probably a good thing that stuff doesn't exist in my country.
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George Roop - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 01:24:39 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4763381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763380
it's not OTC. people either get bullshit scripts from pill mills or order the shit on the darknet from fucking chinese labs. they've found fent in coke and meth ffs. you bet it's sold as xan
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Kayron - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 02:06:16 EST ID:IR1VozZX No.4763387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763381
That's not cool. Why do people gotta ruin the party. That should be illegal.
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George Roop - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 02:20:43 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4763389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4763387
because money. fent is cheap. and I mean, it is illegal to sell drugs lol. but yeah it'd be nice if there was actually a disincentive to cutting drugs or just selling drugs as something else. as much as they nickel and dime low-level offenders, you'd sure think there would be a law about that. but there's not, and the reason of course is because the war on drugs has never been about helping people or improving society.


regarding the anatomy of the earth by Kirtaner Aster - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 17:32:05 EST ID:8eXzdhT/ No.4763231 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What is the butthole of the earth?
What are the tits of the earth?
What is the penis of the world?
What is the vagina of the world?
Is earth a girl or a boy?
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Alain Ducasse - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 21:17:33 EST ID:+LeiHDJD No.4763325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't know man, got this cage thing though, maybe look there for answers.
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Beauty Jack - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 21:46:56 EST ID:li968klp No.4763333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Julianne Stonerland - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 01:15:32 EST ID:6uVLWEJw No.4763379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Earth does not have human organs and locations you anthropomorphising idiots!
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Mavis Fudgecurl - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 01:43:11 EST ID:yJD5I2Qk No.4763385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>australia
>africa
>Northern America
>Germany, Northern Europe
>female or very feminine male


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