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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

420chan Shotglasses

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 01:40:08 EST tqr0DGBx No.4914404
File: 1571031608138.jpg -(333049B / 325.24KB, 2048x1536) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 420chan Shotglasses
As mentioned a few weeks ago, we've managed to unearth our old inventory of 420chan shot glasses! As requested, I'm making them available once again!

I'll even try to sign them and seal it in if you want!!!

Get them via supporting us on Patreon: https://patreon.com/join/420chan

$20 tier patrons can still get buttons if you'd like. And shotglass purchasers will get them included as well.

Like in the past, if you wish to toss us some support outside of Patreon, you can email me at kirtaner@420chan.org and I can provide PayPal details or Interac eTransfer details for fellow Canadians.

Buttons are being shipped on Wednesday, if you got em please ensure your shipping details are correct (or present at all) on Patreon. I'll reach out to stragglers individually.

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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 00:31:19 EST sTwClUnx No.4914897 Reply
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>>4914876
Ultimately, in order to experience all the shit I have in mind, probably not before a couple hundred years. Not only do you have to consider the rate of technological advancement in the related fields, but also the cultural resistance. I guarantee when we start seeing consumer cybernetics on the horizon, you'll have plent of people like "that's not the body god gave you" and every hurdle that goes along with that type of shit. That's gonna take a long time though because they won't be worth buying if they're not upgrades, as opposed to just sub-par replacements for limbs we unwillingly parted with. But generally, I tend to think like what you say, yeah maybe when I'm like 85 I can at least get some decent external upgrades (limbs and eyes maybe) and some fun stuff like augmented reality, common smart phone functionalities just being a minor implant, and some purely aesthetic things.

I'll tell you what I know and I'll tell you what I think. What I know is that we already have several of the basic, fundamental concepts in reality already. Prosthetic legs like the ones Hugh Herr has, as well as many military people, are pretty functional. The feet can be swapped out for different modules and customized to serve more specific functions that just mocking feet. These legs also don't tire out, interviews with the members of the military that were using them said they themselves could get worn out while the legs could keep on going. There are also arms but arms aren't super great, the best ones still have pretty pitiful functionality in the hands, especially when it comes to individual fingers and quick reaction time, they are making progress though. Of course, these prosthetics have no feeling or feedback of any kind, BUT, another thing I know is that there have been synthetic materials that are thin, tough, and elastic like skin, but can "heal" back together when cut. There are also synthetic skin-like materials that are capable of interpereting data input like pressure changes and temperature changes and that sort of thing. I did eventually read that all aspects of both materials were eventually applied at once to one material, with the main intent being for use on burn victims and other situations that may involve skin grafting I guess. So on the tech side of things, these are important basics that need to be perfected, and are already out there being improved on beyond their original design. There are also ear implants that have made people who have lost their hearing able to hear again, and super shitty bionic eyes that are indeed capable of seeing, only in super low resolution black and white though.

Then you've also got the people in the basements coming up with fun things like finger magnets which allow you to sense electromagnetic fields. Not that high tech, but touching on the principle of being able to perceive something you once couldn't. There are individual biohackers/grinders working on stuffl ike this, and there are also official groups or companies I guess that do this, like Grindhouse Wetware, Cyborg Nest, and Dangerous Things. You've got implantable nfc chips for easy data transferiing, for like replacing keys, sharing contact info, etc... An infrared sensor that works with the neodymium magnet to allow you to "feel" the room i.e. walk while blind or with your eyes closed. An implant that monitors biological data like pulse, body temperature, blood pressure and all that jazz, which can be charged wirelessly and uses bluetooth to connect to a device so you can read said data. There's an implant for your chest that gives feedback so you always know where north is. Neil Harbisson (one of the founders of Cyborg Nest) has an antenna in his skull that can interpret different colors as different pitches in audio, because he is colorblind. There's also some lady associated with him who has sensors in her body that react to seismographs around the world that are connected to the internet so she can be internall aware of seismographic activity going on around the globe at a moments notice, as long as there's wifi nearby... So those are examples of less obvious ideas that are more about moving beyond what we can do or experience has default humans, as opposed to replacing or improving on aspects of our anatomy that already exist.

So seeing as how this stuff already exists, it's pretty easy for me to think we'll get somewhere substantial within the next 100 years. These things are real right now, and when humans invent things they odn't just say "oh look it exists now, let's call it good." No, they improve on it over and over until it's irrelevant or not able to be upgraded anymore. So we'll definitely get there. I have absolutely no idea how soon stuff will be affordable to the general public though. A lot of shit can go down in that time economically, socially, whatever, so maybe it'll be even harder than we think for civilians to get their hands on this shit, or even easier that we would have ever guessed. Idk and I don't care because it's a worth while pursuit. If magnets can allow us to perceive magnetic fields, an aspect of nature previously not part of our experience, that's a tiny step towards bringing us more in tune with the universe on a more intimate level. Next thing is eyes that can percieve ALL frequences of light, zoom in, and not hurt because bright. Also ears that can hear all the frequencies. It goes on... We'll probably have to modify our brains to be able to even handle all of this stimuli, and probably require the option to turn off the non-default features at any moment.

The other thing is, people are vain. If they can buy a skinny waist, or perhaps even a waist or other body part that's branded by some celebrity or even a replica of some celebrity's body part, people will eat that shit up. This is not accounting for any resistence to the tech on a social level or anything of course. But the fact that something would make money is incentive enough for people to design it once it's efficient enough to build the shit. Also, instead of beauty, it can also be utilized for functionality. Some employees already use those ugly ass exo-skeletons to do work that their plain human bodies can't do. It's nice to have the lack of limits a machine has, with the mind and dexterity of a human, this will only advance through time and I think that will make it desireable, and therefor something that someone will pursue. Another reason why I think there may be enough of a drive for this stuff to have some of it around within the next 100 years. I'm not trying to say these are the best or most wholesome reasons, but they are reasons.
So yeah, that's why 420chan shot glasses are absolutely dank; buy them.


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Primo - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 00:40:38 EST 1RMtRd8b No.4914905 Reply
>>4914897
Oh SHIT! Are you droppin a manifesto right now? I don't have time to read that at the moment. I mean, I'll be back to read it. But it looks like a manifesto. Hell yeah.
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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 00:46:52 EST sTwClUnx No.4914907 Reply
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>>4914905
Lmao. Actually I'd say it's more like stuff to know before reading a hypothetical manifesto of mine.
If you want one I'll give you one on the alleged futurism board. I'm really backed up on transhumanism discussion and I'm gonna word-vomit pretty fuckin hard sometime soon probably.

random image thread

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- Sun, 13 Oct 2019 14:00:56 EST lIgAIe7+ No.4914248
File: 1570989656628.jpg -(297633B / 290.66KB, 890x621) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. random image thread
aka "why did i save this"
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Vaan - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 21:03:25 EST tk82ookq No.4914850 Reply
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>>4914754
nobody else is worried that netjester is trying to comprehend life? its just me? okay den
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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 21:10:39 EST sTwClUnx No.4914851 Reply
>>4914850
Worried? Its what I've been wanting to see the whole time.

No bitch!

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- Tue, 15 Oct 2019 22:03:46 EST /+UOK/uU No.4914860
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I’m the one asking the questions!
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Primo - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 00:38:54 EST 1RMtRd8b No.4914903 Reply
>>4914900
She has a history of supporting dictators and hating gays. She also is not a serious candidate. She is running for a position in the biden administration. Every debate, she just attacks warren and bernie, because she wants to help out biden. Fuck Tulsi
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Milky Choketoker - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 00:40:52 EST sTwClUnx No.4914906 Reply
>>4914903
Dammit. This is why people just lose all credibility as soon as they announce they're running for president.

lifes a bleach

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- Tue, 01 Oct 2019 14:05:16 EST lIgAIe7+ No.4911005
File: 1569953116010.jpg -(9986B / 9.75KB, 300x253) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. lifes a bleach
bleached cunt shells she'll bleach you egg hell bleach your hair bleach your eyes take a swim
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Magus - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 23:53:52 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4914887 Reply
>>4914871
you ever put two gerbils in a tube sock with an eightball of coke? it was like that
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Tornado Shanks - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 00:08:57 EST YaMKzspw No.4914893 Reply
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>>4914789
its super rare i ever find a car from this gen that looks good (or even okay). its no surprise that the new supra is dog shit lmao

Why does everyone think they're smart?

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- Mon, 14 Oct 2019 19:44:19 EST YfX61y7/ No.4914615
File: 1571096659576.jpg -(27988B / 27.33KB, 554x553) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Why does everyone think they're smart?
Do you think you're smart? When I was a teenager I thought I was smart and special because of my 120+ IQ, but then I entered academia and there's plenty of ppl here that are twice as smart as me, and now I feel dumb as fuck. Makes me wonder if IQ tests even mean anything or if they're all rigged to make us feel better with higher numbers than we should get.
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George Lighthall - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 22:13:00 EST JAabUWi9 No.4914861 Reply
>>4914855
>hey peasants, stop shouting down there you're annoying me
lol nb go do something with your life already
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Marjorie Monaghan - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 22:38:40 EST v4E8GZIs No.4914873 Reply
Never fall in love with potential my daddy always says
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William de Sitter - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 00:00:51 EST JcT1++GB No.4914891 Reply
i don't think i'm smart and i feel uncomfortable saying that i'm smart but my friends/teachers/colleagues describe me that way and say that i'm humble bragging when i say i think i'm dumb, so i don't know what's a worse look being a humble bragger or being the kind of douchebag that says they're smart when they're not, but i feel like objectively i probably am, all things considered, fairly smart, but i don't like acknowledging it, i feel like it doesn't matter, i'd rather a lot of things about me be different instead of being smart

Choose an element that represents you

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- Tue, 08 Oct 2019 05:41:29 EST NjsyT4ba No.4912790
File: 1570527689614.jpg -(77962B / 76.13KB, 850x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Choose an element that represents you
I choose water. Cos of water pokemon and waterbenders in Avatar: The Last Airbender.
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I just busted a fat nut and I want to speak about it

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- Tue, 15 Oct 2019 22:15:04 EST LIr4b3zQ No.4914863
File: 1571192104968.jpg -(163341B / 159.51KB, 500x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I just busted a fat nut and I want to speak about it
All life/matter is started from ejaculate which then goes into a hole pretty cool if this all a simalation then sex would be black magics
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SophiePandlewater.xlt - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 22:20:33 EST m9DjGNM/ No.4914866 Reply
Tell us more about what you fapped to
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Gegard Mousasi - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 23:35:03 EST +s1jREfL No.4914883 Reply
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Primordial ooze, more like primordial semen sample.

Luxury mattress

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- Wed, 09 Oct 2019 16:57:36 EST nciBsU8x No.4913205
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Do you ever find that it's hard to care about stuff? Like, there're too many things you're supposed to care about so it's just like, nah bro.

Post things you don't care about.
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Jean-Luc Picard - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 02:35:51 EST igajYQOc No.4913372 Reply
>>4913236
My girlfriends cunt smells like food, we call it the cheese room. I would never fuck her right now though. I sucked some fat man's gross dick and probably caught his impossible gross dick sickness all in my mouth and now my girlfriends cunt.

would you rather die in a:

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- Tue, 08 Oct 2019 22:23:14 EST GCZAzFXr No.4912955
File: 1570587794498.webm [mp4] -(3343861B / 3.19MB, 640x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. would you rather die in a:
car crash
train crash
plane crash
helicopter crash
zeppelin crash

and why? I don't want joke answers I want HONEST answers pls
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Milky Choketoker - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 21:19:52 EST sTwClUnx No.4914856 Reply
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I want a train and a zeppelin to crash into me from both sides simultaneously.

DRAW AN ANGRY DINOSAUR!!!!!

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- Mon, 14 Oct 2019 20:44:24 EST cj0XroRI No.4914638
File: 1571100264736.jpg -(48208B / 47.08KB, 685x548) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DRAW AN ANGRY DINOSAUR!!!!!
DO IT!!! DRAW AN ANGRY DINOSAUR ON PAINT NOW!!! NOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!
ROAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nathan Ragefock - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 17:01:07 EST EuiLGEDI No.4914817 Reply
>>4914803
That comic made me giggle.
It's nice to see some lighthearted stuff, i need to get out more.
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Chyna - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 18:22:26 EST JII9sTGa No.4914822 Reply
>>4914803
Dinosaur comics had the same 3 frames every time but with different dialogue/text, which was part of the joke but also meant it was very much a writer's project and not an artist. I remember it. I think it was one of the first webcomics anyone gave a shit about,
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Bug Catcher Alice - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 21:13:17 EST /iKKZhOr No.4914853 Reply
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He was dreaming about that lo mein the whole day and now it's gone.

Bicycle Archery

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- Sun, 13 Oct 2019 07:12:02 EST akponMh+ No.4914206
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Is Bicycle Archery a thing? Maybe with composite bows and mountain bicycles.
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Dan Severn - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 08:27:17 EST w3/BkVun No.4914745 Reply
>>4914729
>>4914741
You know electric bikes are already a thing right? Been around for at least some years now.
They recharge by the wheel turning, not pedal-work, so you're recharging the battery when going down slopes and stuff without having to put in any effort yourself.
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Aqua Leader Nathaniel - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 20:36:55 EST sYX/24kD No.4914843 Reply
>>4914745
No, electric bikes are just light electric mopeds. If they did that,they'd slow you down and require a generator that's completely separate from the engine. There's all sorts of other vehicles on which regenerative braking would be more practical.

Sure, electric bicycles solve the problem of biking to work without getting sweaty, but military people need to work in much higher energy situations.

You're gonna be all ravenous for extra propulsion for your dear little bow-cycle? You ain't getting it for free! You'd need like, an extra person peddaling. At least that way, one could focus on using the bow, and/or peddaling intensely, and the other would devote one hand to steering, although he could use throwing daggers with the other. And even peddaling against the drag of one and half wheels would still be an easier task, together with the extra stability.
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Primo - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 21:11:05 EST 1RMtRd8b No.4914852 Reply
>>4914843
>No, electric bikes are just light electric mopeds.
You could technically class them as light electric mopeds. However, mopeds are purpose-built. Electric bikes are conversions. You take a normal bike, then modify it to have a motor.

>If they did that,they'd slow you down and require a generator that's completely separate from the engine.
I believe they have regenerative braking, but you also plug them in. So it's more of an efficiency thing, you're getting a bit of recovered energy every time you brake (which can be a lot for city biking).

They look cool. I saw a ton in NYC, but have never tried one out. It's all of the danger of biking, without the beneficial exercise. Plus a target to steal. Plus more shit to break. Still pretty cool, though.

I've also never used a moped. My impression is that pedaling is very unpractical with them. Like, you only do it if you're out of gas, or it's to start the motor. Electric bikes are perfect fine to just use pedal power, they're only adding like 20 pounds.

>but military people need to work in much higher energy situations.
Ummmm. Oh shit, this is the bike archery thread, not the normal bike thread.

>You'd need like, an extra person peddaling. At least that way, one could focus on using the bow, and/or peddaling intensely, and the other would devote one hand to steering, although he could use throwing daggers with the other.
LOLOLOL

THE MOST MYSTICAL WEBM THREAD EVAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!

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- Wed, 31 Jul 2019 00:21:38 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4884117
File: 1564546898310.webm [mp4] -(19806716B / 18.89MB, 480x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. THE MOST MYSTICAL WEBM THREAD EVAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
SLITS EVERYWHERE
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TRAINS 2: THE SECOND RAIL

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- Thu, 13 Jun 2019 08:57:21 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4863721
File: 1560430641832.webm [mp4] -(16541546B / 15.78MB, 640x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. TRAINS 2: THE SECOND RAIL
TRACKS EVERYWHERE
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left or right?

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- Sat, 07 Sep 2019 09:04:48 EST lQzDNnh+ No.4902326
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2d or 3D?
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Diamond Dallas Page - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 19:51:24 EST yfRv8OYx No.4914835 Reply
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2D lesbians are better than 3D lesbians

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