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Deep web sites to get weed

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 22:43:14 EST mWkz2ryL No.4947711
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I went to college and I accidentally left all my shit at home. And I'm a shut in who hates college so I have zero plugs here. Please help.
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Sheik - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:02:09 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4947727 Reply
>>4947711
Hate to tell ya, but college is mainly good because of the connections you make.
One of which kinds are, connections to weed. It's literally the place a bunch of dudes get their first connect.

Go hang out in the library, make a throw-away KIK or whatever the kids use these days and write "<account-ID> wants to hook up for some weed, hit me up bruh" and some stoner dude will get back to you.
Just make sure you keep your connection private and you're good to go.

Life is a puzzle.
Connect the pieces.
Cum on the hentai picture when you're done.
We learnt the format at the fucking newground us older folk.
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Sheik - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:04:02 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4947730 Reply
>>4947727
Fuck I messed up I'm too
Write
>write "<account-ID> wants to hook up for some weed, hit me up bruh"
on some bathroom mirror or other weird place they'll see.
(if you wanna come across as a weirdo, but chances are you are so what the hell, why hide your power-LVL?
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Joss Whedon - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:19:57 EST m0rdcxMg No.4947735 Reply
>>4947726

plugging is lame. i rather smoke but a heroin habit is really expensive.

post people looking at maps

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 22:13:04 EST +5591DBK No.4947695
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I'm looking for a picture that's kind of like this one with people looking at maps. Maybe if we all post a bunch I'll be able to find it.
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Roachpoach Traymoocher - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:02:39 EST Q3S6bYWb No.4947729 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Longrod Von Hugendong - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:18:21 EST +5591DBK No.4947734 Reply
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>>4947722
Check out this guy everyone, he think that if he rhymes everything he says becomes true.

yoyo in trouble

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- Tue, 14 Jan 2020 21:56:24 EST 59yHOIn0 No.4945769
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>be me, an adult in poverty looking for cheap but nostalgic thrills to make life meaningful again
>have some cash in the bank
>buy a cheapish yoyo online
>finally get it
>heavy, feels goodman
>go to backyard to test it out
>nothing doing
>get frustrated and go back inside
>go get on comp to figure out whats wrong (gets distracted)
>somehow aunt [house owner] finds it in back yard
>FREAK THE FUCK OUT OHMERGAWD
>threatens to kick me out - mostly incomprehensible
>I just stand there silently in awe trying to figure if she's gone off because she stopped taking meds
>she eventually stops yelling because she was choking on own spit
>finally get nerve to ask why she's so angry
>she thought yoyo was a weed grinder
>makes me do trick to prove innocence

IT'S THE BIG TIME BOYS

>attempt triangle swing
>going ok
>tangles OH FUCK
>rips off pinky nail

>realizes that life only has downs, no ups
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Dome Ace Phyllis - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 22:50:22 EST OQ0WHz6Y No.4947716 Reply
>>4947708
They wash store bought seeds.
The seeds don't contain any psychoactive alkaloids anyway so grinding them isnt necessary.
The only opiates are residual from being inside the pod. Meaning if they wash them they're taking off most of the drug.

They sell really cheap bags of "unwashed" seeds on ebay and sometimes amazon.
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Willow Rosenberg - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:00:14 EST tlY6CXc0 No.4947723 Reply
>>4947716
I know they wash them, but it still works. Good tip on the unwashed ones, though.
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Joss Whedon - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:09:05 EST m0rdcxMg No.4947733 Reply
sure because spending 10+ years smoki, snorting and shooting (i really hope my heart is not fucked because of u-447700 but I'll check it out with my doctor) OPIATES doesn't affect your opiate receptors..

ill have to literally use more than 2 gallons for it. plus im addicted to IV i cant stop it.. i remember going dope sick and shooting nothing but blood and feeling a rush..
i really love it whem hippies and psychedelic fag users think people intoxicate themselves or become addicts because of identity issues lol.

You do realize the first time I got a morphine patch was when i was 12? i remember screaming in pain when they were putting the casket and then the doctor giving me a magic patch that made me so warm, it was like a blanket over you. Better than a mother hug, sex, love, family or life itself. and i can take it out from ny psyche.. you crave it all day long. HEROIN was my WIFE/LOVER.

Jeff Bozo

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- Tue, 14 Jan 2020 17:33:58 EST YD06UBaW No.4945640
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Should his wealth be confiscated? This parasite has done more harm than good, and his services are garbage. Meritocracy my ass.
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Jean-Baptiste Emanual Zorg - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 22:28:49 EST Q19bBrKb No.4947706 Reply
The best country in the world deserves the best working conditions, the safest workplaces, the highest levels of education in the world. The best healthcare, the best funding for sciences, the best environment and natural wonders. The best drinking water of the purist quality, the best human rights record, lowest incarceration rate, best mental health services, best dental, best life expectancy.

If you believe the best country in the world treats its citizens the best, you might be an anarchist or a fascist. Either kill the person next to you or help them. Your move.
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INTERPOL !3mB4iDBpWw - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 22:40:32 EST Y+USL60a No.4947710 Reply
>>4947687

The Department of the War on Poverty would help it sound like we're beating the shit out of whatever is causing it.
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Ridley - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:07:08 EST +s1jREfL No.4947732 Reply
>>4947710
Americans would want a literal war on the poor. They would cheer from their tin half century old mobile homes while clutching the firearms the government let them keep as an army of self destructing facial recognition drones set out to the addresses of anyone on EBT and SNAP as the Social Security crowd cheers loud enough to drown out the tiny rotor sounds over their own homes.

One year from 30 itt

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 21:59:38 EST lh+DSyV2 No.4947691
File: 1579402778216.png -(168841B / 164.88KB, 320x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. One year from 30 itt
Its my birthday and im feelin down about turning 29. Can i get a party in this thread at least?
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Kozak - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 22:27:41 EST zVgCHF4g No.4947704 Reply
>>4947691
Don't worry, you'll get to 30 eventually. Late 20s sucks fucking balls but 30s are hella rad my dingledoink
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Jarvis Blonderfield - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 22:31:05 EST zZ3g5ALR No.4947707 Reply
>>4947704
Yang is going to win soon so we can all retire early to Thailand and smoke week fuck whores and rend out of the 1000 a month! Age will be just a number.
🤘
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Willow Rosenberg - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:05:00 EST tlY6CXc0 No.4947731 Reply
>>4947704
Can confirm this. I see the silver lining. 3 months until I'm 30, and I already feel like I have a better grasp on life and what I need to do. Last year was some dark shit, but now I know what must be done.

Incest stories

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 19:13:11 EST QCfol2DQ No.4947632
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>Me in my early twenties go to the store and buy a six pack of Pabst. Had a little over a gram of weed so I was ready to start herein. My stepsister was home at the time and she smoked too. She saw my beers in the fridge and knew it was about to be PARTY TIME.

>I get to my fourth beer and we were smoking a bowl. She put on some really seductive music then asked me if it was okay she sat in my lap. I obliged and began to touch her boobs. The knickers were sopping wet. That day I beat those sweet sisterly cheeks to the rhythm of the nugget music on that Bluetooth speaker she always plays music on. Everytime I see it I always am reminded that I busted a nut all over my step sisters sweet ass to some Drake.

Got a good hour or two for some fun before I need more lotion
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Joss Whedon - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 22:20:59 EST m0rdcxMg No.4947699 Reply
>>4947683

since when bondage and fetishishms are orientations?
We are animals and holes are holes but eewww cis males hahaha....
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Willow Rosenberg - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 22:57:09 EST tlY6CXc0 No.4947720 Reply
>>4947683
This is correct. And it's only through experimentation that I've found I'm straight. It's not that I wasn't open to ideas or I find homosexuality disgusting. It's just that it doesn't make my peepee tingle at all.
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HannahDrarringlidge.ncf - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:00:40 EST QRM4rAnW No.4947724 Reply
>>4947720

gay MEN hate WOMEN (be it chics with dicks or vaginas).
what do you think fashion designers great footware?

Fucking kids!

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:25:55 EST zZ3g5ALR No.4947404
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Why are kids always so obsessed with finding out their biological parents? It’s so stupid and unnecessary.

The only legitimate reason I can think of is to find out about genetic diseases and medical family history and that can be fixed with a DNA test.

The whole idea of some kid randomly showing up to become part of my life is a major reason preventing me from an otherwise lucrative sperm donor career.
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Major Rakal - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 16:39:43 EST +s1jREfL No.4947532 Reply
>>4947520
>Dark Mother
Your mother is so dark when she puts on lotion it looks like she has on leather pants.
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Alain Chapel - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 16:45:42 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4947537 Reply
>>4947404
Because who you are literally is half parents? Many your weird personality traits and mannerism is genetical. People are not blank slates. You can also see parts of your future and what to avoid.
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Longrod Von Hugendong - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 22:22:14 EST +5591DBK No.4947701 Reply
>>4947537
you may think that you are some special kind of snowflake but really you are more or less the same with 90% of humans. Our species is one of the least genetically diverse among mammals your DNA really does not make that much of a difference and trying to infer shit based on your genetic parents will just lead you to pitfalls and a way to make excuses.

Ohh i can't lose weight, must be my genetics from my biological parents.Ohh I'm lazy, must be genetic etc.

Aside form obvious genetic defects that lead to horrible diseases like Huntington's and maybe some mutations that highly predispose you to cancers (which could and should be screened out by the sperm bank anyway) there is not much reason to worry about genetics.

ASS VS TIDDY VS VAGINA VS SCHLONG VS FACE

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 21:36:48 EST NqfNmRKb No.4947689
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i'm done talking politics, let's talk about tiddy. i know you want it, you fucking disgusting coomers

Please. I need this now more than ever.

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- Tue, 07 Jan 2020 19:34:38 EST 8Ee2YcfH No.4943020
File: 1578443678817.png -(6613B / 6.46KB, 265x297) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Please. I need this now more than ever.
Post all your 420chan related images, threads, me-mes, and anything else you have.

I foolishly deleted all of my 420chan related content in an attempt to get my life together. It worked, but at what cost? Please help me, I need this.
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Bart Bok - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 19:38:56 EST azMZoJeZ No.4947649 Reply
Gunna hafta bamp this for later, surely you understan

BWH

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:19:15 EST W1n0zLgw No.4947403
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I just wanna say thank you to mods, they are more like civil servants than cops(who should be gunned down one by one BTW). And I'm not saying these nice things just to get partymode for my thread, but like, give this thread the partymode lol. This thread deserves it

>Bump while high! part forever


What ya on? What's up? Anything else you wanna share?

Example: Hi I am amped to my tits by this good meth that I ate, and beer isn't bad either. I'm chillin in my basement, assembling some IKEA furnitures, thinkin' about communism. Also Where is my mind by Pixies is a good song, been listening it on repeat for a while.
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Terra Ryzin - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 20:28:11 EST kEZHqhnm No.4947666 Reply
The place has gone to pot since Worm left, and not in a good way.
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Kozak - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 21:03:03 EST zVgCHF4g No.4947677 Reply
>>4947666
It's actually winter. Everyone stays indoors and goes nuts all at the same time
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Lucas Lovely - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 21:08:31 EST rDFQtCO1 No.4947679 Reply
>>4947666


No worm was a little bitch that half the board hated. Don't say this site has gone down hill because of one faggot you stupid idiots keep entertaining instead of ignoring and say it's because worms not here.

poo wipers at work

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- Fri, 17 Jan 2020 21:38:51 EST LeOgH8fV No.4947198
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I recently got a job at a bank fulfillment centre. It's just an entry level role doing loan restructures/refinancing etc.

Anyway I went to the bathroom and there are signs on every wall "USE A TISSUE, using the walls instead of a tissue is unacceptable. If this behaviour continues we will take further measures"

What could these further measures be?
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NathanielPavingcocke.mid - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 06:40:36 EST l1g78wnq No.4947374 Reply
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>>4947198
*uses a tissue to blow my nose then presses my ass directly on the wall and shits*
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Paul Daley - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 13:51:23 EST QONqD5Ih No.4947428 Reply
I was thinking of going to the"vegan place" but I'm not so sure now....
User is currently banned from all boards

new simpsons shitpost thread

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:04:04 EST 5OzgxxOL No.4947398
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post your simpsons posts that are shitty
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Interviewer Alice - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 18:31:05 EST cxpilczL No.4947606 Reply
>>4947601

sergeant mowenstein fell down the well because these two drunk arseholes left the lid off all weekend

Khat

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 18:09:14 EST I20Pc09N No.4947597
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Has anyone here ever tried khat? I'm very interested in it, but it seems impossible to get in the USA, and I don't know if I feel like going to Yemen to get it.
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Jules Gouffé - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 19:57:39 EST PErI9j88 No.4947658 Reply
>>4947656
you can't be as subtle with khat though because you need much more of the plant material to catch a buzz unlike tobacco or coca, same with betel but betel is a disgusting and pointless habit, at least the other 3 can actually get you high and don't turn your death blood red
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Kazushi Sakuraba - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 20:01:14 EST IiSIjjvW No.4947660 Reply
>>4947658

It must be a cultural thing. I could get tobacco cheaper than that shit and they were growing it in their back yards. Never tried betel nut.
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Jules Gouffé - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 20:09:10 EST PErI9j88 No.4947662 Reply
>>4947660
>Never tried betel nut

don't, however vaping arecoline is a fairly decent high, but you have to be pretty careful, the parasympathetic effects can be really dangerous i.e. completely close your throat

there was an e-juice company that put out a betel nut juul pod and apparently a lot of people got sick because they couldn't read the big bold letters in the white box that said "Warning: contains betel nut which can affect people differently. Use with caution."

WEBM thread (suck my dick)

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- Wed, 13 Nov 2019 13:05:47 EST cj0XroRI No.4923023
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thi
s is a webm thred in which you post webms an
d you watch orthe ppl's webms and then comment about them
okay? ok lets post some webms everybody
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Bullet Bill - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 19:33:51 EST e7M2QMAA No.4947643 Reply
>>4947533
Irakere is punk rock as fuck. They don't even have a genre, they just played whatever the fuck they wanted.

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