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Im goku

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:58:41 EST IiSIjjvW No.4930119
File: 1575658721934.jpg -(302043B / 294.96KB, 800x1100) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Im goku
Im goku IRL.

I was a monkey man thing but not any more

I get a power up and my hair gets big

I split the earth with kamameha ball

I get hurt and i eat a bean

im goku


too much salt

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 10:00:14 EST nnVuT0jP No.4930066
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quick, how do you counter the effects of salt on the body?
I overdosed and my left leg is numb and ankle + foot swollen.
I can't get the taste of salt out of my throat either...
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Heihachi Mishima - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:42:10 EST RKOZfxbo No.4930113 Reply
Nigga, how are you ODing on salt? Are you a 19th century whaler in the middle of the Atlantic or some shit?


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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 12:01:31 EST COimRFHr No.4930094
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Thank me later
Nathan Young - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:14:46 EST 74NMMKev No.4930106 Reply

Shut the fuck up
Nathan Young - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 14:53:03 EST 74NMMKev No.4930136 Reply
This thread gets made every two days. At this point I can't be bothered to debate why this thread sucks.


shut the fuck up

Coca cola and wine

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 02:47:58 EST vDf+CLGz No.4930030
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They call it a kalimotxo
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Johan Galle - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:59:54 EST 6b8udiZv No.4930121 Reply
i got one for you: brandy and brandy. just mix 2 parts brandy in any vessel. it's disgusting but far more effective than mixing wine and sugar soda.
LillianWigglewater.rar - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 14:39:10 EST TepoEAyI No.4930135 Reply
Brandy is one thing you can't skimp on. Get the good stuff or get another kind of alcohol. It's meant to be sipped straight up and is about the flavor and smell. Cheap brandy is awful. Think about it. The only use for cheap alcohol is as a mixer.

You should also warm it up a bit in your hands, and sip it very slowly. The reason you use a special snifter is more for the ability to warm it on your hands than to smell it. Though the smell of a good brandy by the fire is quite intoxicating. Almost as intoxicating as your scent, girl.


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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:06:44 EST irUxi84z No.4930104
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Interesting thing happened. I've been trolling for years and years and recently found out that I haven't by the dictionary definition of it and was wondering if it's only me who thinks that the dictionary definition of it is either stupid or itself an act trolling?


For me trolling is pretty much defined by not giving a fuck about how much disruption is caused, it's simply being honest, kind and helping with zero political correctness and a bit of humor and exaggeration to make it easier for people to learn and not get their jimmies rustled. It's basically being a good friend who likes to make people laugh (at no one's expense, otherwise it's being an asshole, not trolling) and who doesn't care about their sense of grandiosity and attachment to stupid ideas and in fact goes out of his way to help them rid themselves of it or eat their own shit if they hold on. I mean I came up with this just now so it's sloppy, but i feel it captures some of the essence of the idea for me. Dunno maybe I'm stupid and simply completely missed the point for all these years...
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Collector Edwin - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:55:39 EST irUxi84z No.4930117 Reply
It's a bit different, cause you aren't trying to have fun together, most of the time you can gauge that the person is too up in their own ass to avoid getting their jimmies rustled, but it's still fun, because it's not your fault he/she is choosing to feel bad and it serves double duty of both teaching them a lesson and humbling them and making you and the people who see the situation for what it is have some fun. It's not disruption for disruption's sake or ill willed attempt to make someone feel bad, it's basically exploiting the fact that you are an authority on a given subject and making it as hard as possible for the kouhai to step over his ego and benefit, so that he she may learn how counterproductive it is to cling on to your sense of grandiosity. Sometimes it's the most effective way to deal with bullshit and cognitive biases, sometimes it's just pure fun and kicks that are meant to pulverize and vaporize the big egos and troll the ones that refuse to play along and stop taking themselves so seriously.

It's all about being humble and enabling others to do the same or choose to feel bad instead. Plus the humor. Fuck I just can't quite put my finger on it in a cohesive comprehensive definition. But it's not just banter and it's not some stupid shit that wikipedia says AFAICT.
Tadashi Nakajima - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 14:35:53 EST IKeiGWK2 No.4930134 Reply
That stuff is like saying you're brutally honest when actually you're just an asshole.

Meatless Month Xmas 2019

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- Wed, 04 Dec 2019 06:08:41 EST TsOycDJ4 No.4929456
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Could you do it? Go meatless for a month?
Cheese and milk are allowed.
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Heihachi Mishima - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:46:51 EST RKOZfxbo No.4930115 Reply
No, a chicken wing tree would basically look like some kind of giant drumstick with a hardened bark-like skin, and then the "branches" would have chicken wings growing out, they would flex kind of like how plant leaves unfurl and close during the day/night cycle, but to build up that natural strengthened muscle taste. Once you broke a wing off, the tree would start growing another in its place.
Team Magma Grunt Nathaniel - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 14:06:00 EST k2Ydxnuw No.4930125 Reply
that sounds really unhygienic. can't the wings just be contained in something like a nut that opens when you put it in a fire so you get a clean and freshly cooked wing?

WEBM thread (suck my dick)

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- Wed, 13 Nov 2019 13:05:47 EST cj0XroRI No.4923023
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s is a webm thred in which you post webms an
d you watch orthe ppl's webms and then comment about them
okay? ok lets post some webms everybody
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Rashma Beharry - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 11:50:29 EST TR2gVLhK No.4930087 Reply
That's true. Also, swan wing punches are strong enough to brake a humans hand.

Meta-thread thread

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 01:29:25 EST TepoEAyI No.4930004
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Every time you post in this thread, you have to create a thread.

Also if you read this thread you have to post in it because ghosts or some other nonsense
link the thread or you will get spooked in the night and soil your jimmies
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LillianWigglewater.rar - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 12:23:14 EST TepoEAyI No.4930099 Reply
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What are some masculine traits?

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- Thu, 05 Dec 2019 21:19:29 EST ugYBxq53 No.4929940
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And what are some feminine traits? What does it even mean to be a mane?
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Josh Grispi - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 12:03:52 EST H++A5pvo No.4930095 Reply
Masculine: strong/hard/warm/light/active/giver/decisive/leader

Feminine: gentle/soft/cool/dark/passive/receiver/obedient/follower

Apply these principles to human character and actions and you can see how more complex traits embody a balance of the two principles
Josh Grispi - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 12:10:34 EST H++A5pvo No.4930096 Reply
Toxic masculinity is when attempting bravado results in harmful outcomes

Toxic femininity is the tendency of groups of women to talk bad about and fight with others

It’s worth mentioning as well that what is described as toxic masculinity in our culture is actually positive masculine traits, such as being able to suppress negative emotional reactions, make sacrifices for the greater good, and make decisive value judgments; backlash against them and attempts to demonize them and deride them as toxic is part of a greater cultural feminization of our society as the masculine principle becomes less useful

Cooking is Indeed Bourgeois

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- Sun, 03 Nov 2019 19:33:10 EST cj0XroRI No.4919745
File: 1572827590324.jpg -(199435B / 194.76KB, 1276x868) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Cooking is Indeed Bourgeois
It takes a lot of extra time, and if you have extra time to cook then you don't even need to work that much to live, which is a characteristic of the bourgeois
It requires additional tools that may or may not be very expensive
It often requires additional expensive kitchen electronics
it requires practice, and if you have time to practice cooking you're bourgeois

When was the last time you've seen homeless people use their carefuly sharpened damascus steel knives to cut their steak and then cook it on their Whirlpool™?
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Josh Grispi - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 11:59:18 EST H++A5pvo No.4930093 Reply
This is true, as a proud underemployed member of the upper class cooking decadent dishes that are often vegan and organic is one of the defining traits of my lifestyle
Karr - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:27:22 EST HFHUv8bS No.4930110 Reply

You forgot to add that you want to maintain the right to turbo-charge your mobility scooter, and for it to be street legal so you can use it at the McDonald's drive thru.

Am I forgetting anything? [nb]

urgent decision making

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- Wed, 04 Dec 2019 21:49:32 EST 7JXWX72I No.4929654
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help me /b/ please it's important
the year is 1880 and the scramble for africa just started, I am the modernized newly expanded and founded muslim west african great power who formed a powerful prussian influenced military nucleus in hausaland and then conquered the rest of the sahel and coastal west africa in Jihad, I've also just recently been able to contest the European powers and launched a full scale invasion of southern france to support the prussians in a war
it's time for me to expand to my final borders in africa I don't want to get to big don't wanna make it a stupid blob but I do want to claim enough to secure all of my own borders, and keep as much of strategic interests out of european hands as I can

red is what I'm taking at MINIMUM
but I could also take green instead of leaving it for some european
or even take blue instead of leaving it for belgium

which would be the most aesthetic borders and culturally and socially logical addition to the empire?
please help me with your wisdom fellow gentleman I'll be smoking a bowl awaiting your replies
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