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THE SNOWFLAKES ARE TOO MUCH

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 16:12:25 EST Lh/Y6NRY No.4933000
File: 1576357945535.jpg -(2574878B / 2.46MB, 1920x1920) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. THE SNOWFLAKES ARE TOO MUCH
they're distracting and they follow the mouse cursor too sharply,
i want to post fun things
BUT THE SNOW IS EVERYWHERE JUST LET ME DISABLE IT

inb4
>duh just enter this 30-digit sequence while jacking offf and huffing jenkem with a candy cane jammed into your anus

I JUST WANT TO VIEW BOARDS WITHOUT THESE WHITE FAGGOTS ZIPPING AROUND it looks like the falling/landing animation has improved tho, they arent teleporting from midscreen to the taskbar. it might be cool but I want to turn it off
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Simon Ferrystone - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 06:06:18 EST u27gIV8+ No.4933259 Reply
>>4933248
well don't eat it, you would have a leg sticking out of your mouth. Brilliant micro dino life forms trying to take to life. Maybe if the universe exploded people spirits would go through a similar process, like taking to a higher orbit, become micro to a changing environment, reform.
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Kaitlyn - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 06:13:41 EST oEl+LQd5 No.4933261 Reply
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>>4933259
I wonder if birds are racist toward each other, like "ew, i can't believe that slut fucked a seagull, she probably has bird HIV now, what a whore"

Why is everything shitty?

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 05:30:09 EST gnwfYxVz No.4933254
File: 1576405809746.jpg -(56686B / 55.36KB, 500x501) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Why is everything shitty?
The shit that gets posted on the Big Business garbage dick platforms shouldn't see the light of day if it's clearly posted by money grubbing faggots.

I'm looking at some bullshit on an "app store" right now for a smartphone wallpaper that's just a static solid black image, and the comments are bullshit like

> ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
> really beautiful color makes the phone stand out

And the "app developer" has 80K "followers" for low effort bullshit

This shit where we pretend that large quantity high volume traffic counts matter needs to end. People know that million plus spam operations constantly manipulate ranking scores, so why do we let the corporate platforms use "views" and "followers" as proxy for "quality"?

The mega platforms should be required to use better systems to apply rankings, and prevent spam fromgaming their database rankings.

Also, I'm a huge faggot. Thanks for reading.
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Tommy Marin - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 05:54:38 EST EyqNVRd4 No.4933258 Reply
My computer has an off button. Was yours built without one? Go outside.

Gi Lane Max Well

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- Thu, 12 Dec 2019 18:09:37 EST roOTdvo8 No.4932256
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How come no one ever noticed Ms. Maxwell's poison assassin's ring?

It's a big ridiculous piece of gaudy pewter jewelry, and she's obviously trying to broadcast a message with it. It's the central element she's posing with in the picture.
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Sanford Black - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 01:59:13 EST mbF0Zj3n No.4933211 Reply
That ring and the book, about the lives and deaths of CIA operatives.

(Implying Epstein was an intelligence resource)

Which seems like a weird combination, no?
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Daniel Boulud - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 05:51:46 EST TUq82uLM No.4933257 Reply
>>4933211
Plus, she's British. Not American. It leaves the disposition open ended.

Was it a double cross? Is she saying she's glad he's been killed?

Is it sadness? Is she saying her friend has been assassinated?

Is it abivalence? Is she saying "live by the sword, die by the sword" and you have to expect these kinds of episodes?

No one can know, she looks kind of unruffled, and even upbeat in the pics. Although who would expect emotion from a sociopath...

what the fuck bro

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 17:31:44 EST xRGcL7Jm No.4930185
File: 1575671504158.jpg -(29041B / 28.36KB, 491x491) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. what the fuck bro
ive been coming here for over a decade and I need to redeem my stank tokens
id like to speak to a manager right now please
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Guardian of Forever - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 05:43:47 EST gnwfYxVz No.4933255 Reply
>>4933185
oi! how can star trek do this to our tribe??? they have this ugly alien! it's obsessed with money! it's a dishonest space creature! oi! they can't have chara ters like that! people will notice and have strange thoughts! they might staft calling my people by the name of this star terk villain, for unknown reasons, because none of my people are anything like this particular start trek villain that i'm extremely sensitive about!!!

Faces during anal sex

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 04:15:57 EST QMMHOc/x No.4932808
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Golden Joe - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 05:19:08 EST 72T9bKyW No.4933250 Reply
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>>4933124
Silicone-based lube, or a thicker lube made for anal, means less re-upping and slipperiness everywhere and is actually a cost savings.

And more foreplay. If you tease the person and push gently against their asshole as they breathe slowly in and out, when they get relaxed and turned-on enough your dick will get....pulled in, basically. A lot of good buttsex is the set and setting anyway, so if you sort of manhandle their hips in a hot way, describe what's happening, and dirtytalk them about how it's going to go right in and they're going to love it and be surprised at themselves, it'll become true.

It really can be good; most people just don't know what they're doing and go right for weird and degrading, which is sexy if consensual, but misses the better option of sexy because the recipient's shocked at how easily they're getting assfucked.
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Golden Joe - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 05:25:45 EST 72T9bKyW No.4933252 Reply
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>your dick will get....pulled in, basically.
on an inbreath, I meant to say. if you tease the person with your finger while they breathe for you you can feel when it's pulling in.

And thus concludes this portion of Buggery 101

post your face when browsing 420chan

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- Fri, 13 Dec 2019 14:13:01 EST Ew21Htta No.4932493
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dew it
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CarolinePickbury.bak - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 02:40:35 EST Q19bBrKb No.4932789 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

About to Get Burned

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- Thu, 12 Dec 2019 04:39:42 EST IiDb6Ix+ No.4932132
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Life is hell, and nothing makes sense anymore.
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John Locke - Fri, 13 Dec 2019 13:43:29 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4932483 Reply
>>4932478
I say the right thing but act the wrong way, i like it right here but I cannot stay
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Mike Goldberg - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 04:42:23 EST 1ItJvBF3 No.4933246 Reply
My life is still primed to explode, and I don't know how I'm going to escape this nightmare, except in death.

Sceleton thread

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 17:40:40 EST 922TGvlX No.4933035
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ride never ends
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Crossbones - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 19:41:41 EST EY6mY7q6 No.4933072 Reply
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Btw if anyone has any more of these I'd love to see them, love this shit (I have i am squirxical jelly)

hey guys let's all turn into girls because internet spam

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 07:57:44 EST NAws4FNs No.4932874
File: 1576328264888.jpg -(58965B / 57.58KB, 600x600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. hey guys let's all turn into girls because internet spam
i wanna, like, learn... how to medicate myself until i grow... tits

yeah
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Chocolate

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 22:18:44 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4933125
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Is choc a drug? It makes me feel good.
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Sanford Black - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 01:32:40 EST mbF0Zj3n No.4933208 Reply
>>4933188
Go to rehab where they give you two hersheys kisses per day.

It's rough but you need to think about your family.


knock knock, guess what

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 00:07:07 EST Q4/kqVE1 No.4933177
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>farts
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Jackie Gayda - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 03:29:41 EST f4y4odp7 No.4933221 Reply
someone post a screen cap of the cirst version of this thread













i know you're out there

Tinnitus and other torturous ailments /high/ suffers from

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 15:42:09 EST hd3187pS No.4932993
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Fucking tinnitus!

Anyone with experience with this shit? I think I got it last week.
Is there a chance it's just temporary even though it's lasted 7 days now?

Or am I fucked and have to endure this torture for the rest of my life?

I didn't even expose my ears to anything THAT bad!
I've heard stories of people shooting guns without ear protection going completely deaf temporarily only hearing a loud ringing noise and they recovered.
I didn't expose my ear to anything like that. Just some prolonged maybe too loud volume for like 1 hour.
I've also been bleeding a bit from this ear every time I clean it for the last 3 weeks and I've had problems with it before like ear inflammation, a few times years back. So I pray to god this is something temporary.

Doubt it though since this shit started right after the volume exposure... *sigh* fml.
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Chiva II - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 01:50:01 EST nArjsrgJ No.4933210 Reply
Great saw the thread and remembered it again faggot asshole
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Sanford Black - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 02:19:54 EST mbF0Zj3n No.4933213 Reply
>>4933041
water and a syringe

no wonder your ears are fucked up

has no one told you not to clean your ears with a stick?

Bro-Ham

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 23:22:26 EST NomTf2Ys No.4933167
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Duude try this watermelon vape juice. It tastes sooooo fruity. It fuckin makes my mouth water just thinking about it. Here, man, I'll even let you take a hit off my vape. If you like it, I can sell you another one I have laying around my room. I think it has lieeeeeek half of the juice remaining so I'll do you a solid and take off $5 from the original price.
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Sanford Black - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 00:26:51 EST mbF0Zj3n No.4933183 Reply
what has science done?

Why would I vape your shitty juice when I could just eat a melon?
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Jackie Gayda - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 03:23:13 EST f4y4odp7 No.4933218 Reply
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hhhhrrrrghhhhhhh!!!!!! fuck!

my lungs! i gof vape juice lungs!

*kaff* *kaff* *kaff*

uuuurrrgggghhh!!! op, what was *KAFF!* in this shit????

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