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My pledge to censorship

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- Fri, 15 Jan 2021 10:00:04 EST oszRtGqF No.5104659
File: 1610722804871.gif -(2866344B / 2.73MB, 300x183) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. My pledge to censorship
420chan the movie
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Gil Chesterton - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 10:18:04 EST eRuuo21T No.5104669 Reply
You're doing this to make yourself feel good. Is this supposed to make other folks feel bad? Who? How?

How long have you been on 420chan?

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- Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:53:28 EST UrHrWe4f No.5104481
File: 1610679208770.gif -(3783118B / 3.61MB, 220x220) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How long have you been on 420chan?
Been here for over 10 years now, browsing off and on since 2010. I don't know how to feel about it.

What about you guys?

If you remember pic related, you get some bonus points.
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Medium Jarvis - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 09:48:11 EST OKqUczdi No.5104658 Reply
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>>5104656
Technically I was coming from a website called GTFOutsider (kind of like a troll alternative to the Nintendo Nsider forums at the time). GTFOutsider had decided they were going to participate in the Habbo raid, and so I was walking around dressed like a patriotic negra trolling people. I remember being surprised at just how big the raid was, and so I was asking other people where they were from. A few people said /b/

helo there

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- Wed, 13 Jan 2021 21:29:57 EST j9qtUCai No.5103881
File: 1610591397940.png -(128770B / 125.75KB, 1024x768) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. helo there
hi what is your favorite os? mine is xp
what is your favorite browser? mine is ie8
what's your favorite chan? mine is 420chan

have a nice day bye xox
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Art Smith - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 09:44:37 EST z2+baibl No.5104657 Reply
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>>5104653
it's free as in free beer (I didn't pay anything) but they don't release any source code, so I can't really mess with it
so when their outdated version of QT doesn't play nice with my version of LibreSSL and fails silently (and I only now know of it because I'm logging it to terminal) I have limited ways of actually dealing with it. I'm guessing I rebuild a QT.network.SSL from QT4 but I'm honestly just guessing.
I wish they could just put the make files on github so I can build myself

This planet sucks ass

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- Thu, 14 Jan 2021 11:35:37 EST nUv+1dE1 No.5104200
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Hey have you ever wondered why there's billions of comments on YouTube in the exact same format and not a single one has ever shown up here?
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MollyBrummerput.ds - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 09:12:33 EST 57wxcPKm No.5104647 Reply
>>5104643
This, if not confronted now, will be one of the biggest threats to humanity that has existed. It will evolve and only be a temporary benefit for people who think it'll benefit their cause. Ultimately it will lead to the ultimate destruction of what it means to be a human being.

YouTube using bots to influence public opinion https://imgur.com/gallery/BzlRhcN
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MollyBrummerput.ds - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 09:13:44 EST 57wxcPKm No.5104648 Reply
>>5104644
90% negative responses in 15 years on chans.
Not even realistic
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Bernhard Schmidt - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 09:39:37 EST oszRtGqF No.5104655 Reply
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>>5104200
Hey I found this on kirtaner's phone after I sharked it. It's a 13 yo girl sucking her own penis.

:/

WEBM thread

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- Mon, 11 Jan 2021 23:33:32 EST iK4LUdpP No.5102335
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Looks like the old one died.

Oh well
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Esther Pecklelit - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 00:36:59 EST 661RF6wU No.5104542 Reply
>>5104479
>I am horrible at naming these and forget what they even are so this is as much of a discovery for me as it is for you.
Drag into your browser before you upload, just drag it next to your tabs and itll play

But it worked out well though

Impending double dip

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- Fri, 15 Jan 2021 04:21:28 EST ggFAnbvH No.5104587
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Hey guys so with the impending double-dip recession in many of the world's wealthiest countries, are you feeling nervous or insecure? Or are you meanwhile not sure that a double dip is even such a bad thing as to be more like
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Pierre Cubat - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 08:03:47 EST 1RmFnroH No.5104621 Reply
>>5104620

you need to learn the game. THIS PART IS CRITICAL

that is where all those robinhood fucks turn it into gambling and get taken to the cleaners, because they didn't learn the game

learn how stock markets work. learn who the players are. learn basic order flow.

go watch the commodities pit scene in Trading Places and keep doing it until you can name what every single person's job in the scene is supposed to be and what they're supposed to be doing

the markets are entirely full of predators so if you don't know and go in blind because one of the stupid shits on plebbit/wsb told you "dood just hold GME forever stoncks always go upp!" ... then me and the other people who know how to play are gonna fuck you up

think of it like learning how to play the most complicated chess game ever created
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B.J. Blazkowicz - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 09:08:29 EST ggFAnbvH No.5104645 Reply
>>5104612
Yes, it's been austerity for the poor and most workers. Land prices and therefore property prices rising has contributed to higher rents, since the financial crash food prices have gone up, most workers have seen almost no wage increase despite inflation. Public Service workers have seen wage-freezes resulting in real-money pay decreases. And yes they've been giving away privatisation of public service contracts, public land, subsidies and QA to their friends.
Meanwhile the media have pursuaded people that the reason people are poorer now than they were then is because of immigrants and the EU...
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B.J. Blazkowicz - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 09:10:05 EST ggFAnbvH No.5104646 Reply
>>5104645
Oh and the real kick in the teeth for me is how easily the conservatives made people believe the Labour parties policies were responsible for national debt, and that the economic downturn was because of unsustainable levels of debt due to Labour, completely avoiding the truth of unsustainable debt increasing since far before New Labour and sidetracking this and the financial crisis itself


Did you know

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- Wed, 13 Jan 2021 13:44:16 EST YCF+b6TP No.5103594
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that nannies in the 17th century used to jack off kids to put them to sleep? is it more fucked up that the kids were being molested or that the nannies were probably forced by their bosses to do this shit?
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Art Smith - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 05:28:12 EST 8XsI6uj8 No.5104597 Reply
>>5104593
no harm no foul really just my two-cents, someone could just as easily say something i said there was bigoted too, it's a really touchy subject it's impossible to please everyone

>was she always trans

I think she always had the biology that ultimately motivated her to transition, but no i don't think she was always trans, none of us were "always" women, since man and woman are social roles, they're something you do not something you are intrinsically, the thing that a trans person is is a person whose biology is hard wired from birth to ultimately be happier living in society as a gender other than the one they were assigned at birth, but until they start actively identifying that way, they aren't in any meaningful sense that gender i don't think, i feel like it's a bad argument that only muddies the waters

rereading your post i'm now realizing you meant something different, but i don't know if i agree, because at some point if it was really all for money/attention she would've given up the ghost, no one would transition into a gender they don't actually identify with, start getting gender dysphoria and then not be like oh no fuck this, basically i don't think she would've gotten as far as she has if she wasn't truly happier this way, like there are just a lot of reasons she just would not have been able to
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Art Smith - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 05:32:53 EST 8XsI6uj8 No.5104599 Reply
>>5104596
it doesn't offend me either when it happens to me because it's just something that's factually inaccurate, i wasn't offended her behalf or anything, i just mentioned misgendering her as part of a more systemic issue of just trying to avoid intentionally misgendering even terrible trans people since it doesn't really accomplish anything

i don't think we can disown her, if people want to judge all trans women based on her, then that's on them

unexpected shit

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- Thu, 14 Jan 2021 13:35:35 EST r3E69tkS No.5104246
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I ask for chili sauce on my kebab and instead they put the flames of hell on it. Ever had any unexpected shit happen to you? Like maybe going to a film festival but instead something unexpected happen?

>tell us
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Gordon Solie - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 04:38:15 EST sM3xXmiI No.5104590 Reply
>go to Chinese restaurant
>it's all Mexicans; the cooks, the waiters, the cashier
>look at menu, some items are marked with peppers; 1 pepper for hot, 3 peppers for hottest
>Order General Tsao's Chicken. It's a safe bet for a Chinese menu, it usually has some heat. It's marked with 3 peppers, so it must be hot. It's actually the hottest rated thing on the menu.
>Get it
>It tastes like garlic powder, mixed with that super sweet brown sauce Chinese food uses as a base for 50% of the menu
>it's garlic powder, not even roasted garlic, so not spicy at all
>Whatever

>Go back with some friends because they like the place
>Different cooks. Tell the waitress I want the General Tsao; I want it spicy. I want it extra spicy. Double up on the usual spice. Do you use real peppers in the kitchen? Yes? Give me double the usual peppers.
>She annotates extra, extra, extra peppers and spice on the order
>Chicken arrives
>tastes like the same weak-ass garlic powder sugar sauce, except this time there's some caramelized onions in the sauce

>Maybe it's just the General Tsao's?
>Go again with friends
>Decide to try the Spicy Beef. It's rated at two peppers
>Meal arrives. It's just Beef and Broccoli, with some black pepper on it, and a few slivers of jalapeno stirred in
>Somehow there isn't even any spice in the jalapenos

>order Eggdrop Soup
>it has black pepper and red pepper flakes on top for some reason?
>doesn't even have a pepper rating on the menu
>isn't particularly hot, but is somehow hotter than the General Tsao's Chicken and the Spicy Beef.


I do live in one of the whitest places I have ever been in my life, but FUCKING HELL GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN PEPPERS!
DON'T JUDGE THE QUALITY OF MY TASTEBUDS BY THE MELANIN OF MY SKIN!
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Art Smith - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 04:54:21 EST z2+baibl No.5104591 Reply
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>>5104590
I feel this post.
I moved into the middle of nowhere to reap the benefits of nothing fucking bad happening: the local Chinese place serves everything in what can only be described as sugar syrup.
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Martha Tootville - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 10:14:14 EST i+/YEcAM No.5104667 Reply
>>5104586
when they got different levels of spicy. and you get 4/5 cause 5 is probably too hot. but then 4 ain't hot at all, and you shoulda got 5 but if ain't hot then 5 probably ain't hot either

Cat appreciation thread

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- Sun, 22 Nov 2020 08:08:47 EST XfGkUi2q No.5081297
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Because they are like little cuddly people
If you don't like cats fuck you
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AugustusBlarrybutch.msg - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 01:54:07 EST 3CcPuye2 No.5104570 Reply
>>5104569
I can tell you've had no relationships because you're into sonic
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Sophie Cabbleset - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 04:04:59 EST kLWQnink No.5104585 Reply
>>5104390
put tuna and milk in pockets
roam with feral cats
become their King

BUMP WHILE HIGH

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- Mon, 14 Sep 2020 12:49:07 EST UjnCnKeo No.5051112
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I didn't see any BWH thread the last 5 pages
I am bumping while highing on some bubonic chronic
mods party this btw
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AugustusBlarrybutch.msg - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 03:53:48 EST 3CcPuye2 No.5104584 Reply
>>5104583
It's a bummer but having some triangular thing in your pocket would annoy me

"You are a" generator

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- Thu, 14 Jan 2021 12:41:39 EST QFmNIxBc No.5104223
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Hey there,

Does anybody remember a website which was basically a generator to tell you what you are?

There were 4 randomized words that you needed to click.
And I think music from Naruto played?

SLAYER
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Is Seinfeld pro communist?

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- Thu, 14 Jan 2021 19:54:26 EST DDDq7y7y No.5104393
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I think it is
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Joe Son - Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:37:08 EST LFljmT9x No.5104466 Reply
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do you think Walter and Skyler met on New York and left together for New México to start a new life? What if Walter Jr is Jerry's son? Nobody on Breaking Bad mentions Walt's past as a dentist who converted to judaism just for the jokes but both shows are connected and I'll prove it.
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Beatrice Fugglebury - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 02:56:52 EST hQH9cCgR No.5104578 Reply
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>>5104466
Saul Goodman is also canon in Seinfeld. Obviously a short lived cover provided by the vacuum cleaner guy.

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- Thu, 14 Jan 2021 20:27:05 EST OKqUczdi No.5104428
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Hey there I'm Mr. Weed
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Jeon Woo Chi - Fri, 15 Jan 2021 01:39:20 EST i4qKryJD No.5104566 Reply
>>5104565

Dude even my anime girly bitchy larp turned cumdog big dick horny. You know how fucking impressive that is? He even told me he was going to be gentle . Made me blush.

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