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Imagine your perfect day

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- Sat, 28 Dec 2019 18:23:02 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4939553
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Write it here.
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LeChuck - Tue, 25 Feb 2020 03:58:27 EST rFrGrlq6 No.4963703 Reply
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> wake up
> put six rounds in a .357 magnum
> step outside
> there's a bunch of trucks parked outside
> they're making a rap video
> cardi b steps out of her trailer
> i pull out the gun and shoot her in the spine and she collapses to the pavement
> even if someone stops me, she's paralyzed and will never walk again
> the few people who witness it all run away
> i shoot her again on the ground, this time at the base of her right lung, so i can watch her cough and gasp, and struggle to breath with a punctured diaphragm
> i step over her, and look her in the eye
> i drink in the pain, even if there is no sadness
> whatever her emotions, her anger, her resigned dejection, all that will be over soon
> i put the gun in her mouth, and wink at her
> i pull the trigger, and her brain stem and the base of her skull explode in a puff of fed spray on the pavement
> but her face is still recognizable
> i put two more rounds sideways through her cheek and temple to ruin anything that might look like her face, and close the casket
> then, i eat the last bullet myself
> it was worth it, and i'll never stand trial or go to jail
> my only regret is that i didn't get to kill more people

Hedberg

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- Mon, 24 Feb 2020 16:54:50 EST stRgI2Uy No.4963548
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Today is Mitch Hedberg's birthday. Let's all wish a badass stand-up a happy birthday!
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Bobby Drake - Tue, 25 Feb 2020 03:29:45 EST pxLVBZQY No.4963700 Reply
>>4963688
> that you only understood if you are a drug user.

Except I understood it, and I don't use drugs.
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Milky Choketoker - Tue, 25 Feb 2020 03:39:33 EST /kVT2Shr No.4963702 Reply
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>>4963697
Because you're a racist piece of shit with no taste, and people are right when they ignore and avoid you.

yfw you're informed that you have a brain tumor and just a month to live

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 20:19:18 EST teIVaGda No.4961519
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your face when yfw your face you're informed that you h
ave a brain tumor and just a month to live your face yfw your face when
FACE
YOUR FACE WHEN
YFW YOUR FACE when your face when your face
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
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Gordon Ramsay - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 01:26:56 EST PErI9j88 No.4962927 Reply
>>4962872
Holy shit thank you Hanatarash have been in my head without a name for years after seeing them in a documentary my intro to music theory class watched about danger music
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Madame Mérigot - Tue, 25 Feb 2020 03:24:15 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4963699 Reply
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Travel in a jet plane

cartoon characters that you wanted to fuck when you were a kid

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- Thu, 13 Feb 2020 15:37:16 EST qw2aM/Vu No.4958933
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Brandy from brandy and mr whiskers used to make my pp feel weird
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leave me alone

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- Mon, 24 Feb 2020 20:11:31 EST sRUMb6O1 No.4963595
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i don't want any posts in this thread. I need time for myself, please respect my personal space. Thank you.
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today thread

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- Mon, 10 Feb 2020 13:31:32 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4957741
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Do you know what today is?
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 22:44:00 EST su1BYb4N No.4963638 Reply
>>4963600
This is why Capitalism is literally the most evil and dumbest system you could come up with. I could just imagine tens of thousands of people dying every year of dehydration while everyone slaves away to be able to afford water and some asshole actually holds it up as proof of Capitalism "working the best"
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Firebreather Cornelius - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 22:59:55 EST t49SeSW5 No.4963642 Reply
>>4963638
Oh wait I got an even better one

(define eval
(lambda (expr env)
(cond ((number? expr) expr)
((symbol? expr) (lookup expr env))
((quote? expr) (cadr expr))
((lambda? expr) (list 'closure (cdr expr) env))
((conditional? expr) (evcond (cdr expr env)))
(else (apply (eval (car expr)) (evlist (cdr expr)))))))


I'm pretty sure this one is turing complete.

Youtube thread

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- Mon, 03 Feb 2020 13:34:40 EST 0Lv1eOQY No.4954344
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Can y'all share some of your favorite youtube videos?
I have to download all my videos for the year since I work on a weed farm with no internet connection. My algorythmn is all fucked up
Let's see some random, music, and info youtube vids
I'll start with some of my watch later
SLAYER to my bros and sis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cuxrkZeai8&list=WL&index=28&t=286s
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Cedric Grandham - Tue, 25 Feb 2020 00:03:48 EST 32u2rsMY No.4963660 Reply
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The Rise of Sourdough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX6SAH3w6UI

Tommy Guerrero - Soul Food Taqueria (Full Album)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSykw8vOJ-Y

The Inner Chronicle of What We Are – Understanding Werner Herzog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1W5wAGzCpU

CAUTION! MILLENNIAL TRIGGER WARNING!
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women [Music Video]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo

WEBM thread (suck my dick)

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- Wed, 13 Nov 2019 13:05:47 EST cj0XroRI No.4923023
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thi
s is a webm thred in which you post webms an
d you watch orthe ppl's webms and then comment about them
okay? ok lets post some webms everybody
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Firebreather Cornelius - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 23:06:03 EST t49SeSW5 No.4963645 Reply
>>4961894
Watching the Oscars was depressing. All these celebrities high off their asses and the reporters desperately trying to ignore how fucked up they are.
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Georges-Henri Lemaitre - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 23:17:51 EST PErI9j88 No.4963647 Reply
>>4961885
i just finished getting up to date and I gotta say, had some good moments, but not my favorite, kind of reminded me of late Seinfeld of the Office, they took their formula to the absurd, it's all just shouting matches and convoluted plots

take even the scene I posted, really funny bit, and I like what they're getting at with it, but just take Jeff for an example, he was original laid back, kind of a voice of reason a lot of times, now he goes from 0 to 11 about the captain/pilot distinction, which again I get the joke, but they could've done it better

Weekend Wetness 2020-02

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- Sun, 09 Feb 2020 06:41:43 EST l1g78wnq No.4957195
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WHAT'CHA:

>PLAYAN

>WATCHAN

>LISTENAN

>READAN

>EATAN

>DRINKAN

>FAPPAN

>FEELAN
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GrahamHumbleway.fnt - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 09:47:30 EST iXPO4QG0 No.4963407 Reply
>>4963355
No. Cats just react to it because of nepetalactone, which resembles cat pheromones. If you look at the chemical's structure, it does not match any major human nuerochemical receptor.

the future

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 22:00:33 EST stRgI2Uy No.4961557
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It saddens me what a hugbox /b/ has become. I got a perma a week ago for "child porn" for making a thread about black chicks and mentioned my girlfriend was black. Within a couple minutes of making it, I got a perma. I miss when our drive was just general chaos. I went there originally to escape the snowflakes, and then it turned into a snowflake hive
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Just had sugar

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- Sun, 02 Feb 2020 03:33:59 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4953885
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You hungry?
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The Miz - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 22:31:42 EST 9x5SHlHm No.4963633 Reply
>>4963593
Switzerland voted against free basic income in one of its referendums and i don't think that they will be poorer, less educated, less healthy or less happy because of this. In USSR nothing was actually free, those who refused to work got sent to prisons. There are many capitalist countries that are poorer than USA, but have more or less affordable basic healthcare, whatever prevents USA from having an affordable basic healthcare probably isn't the capitalism aspect in the system.
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 22:41:48 EST su1BYb4N No.4963636 Reply
>>4963633
It literally is the Capitalist aspect of the system. You also only listed one of the things I mentioned. Why don't we just privatize high schools then? The only parts of this country that are barely functioning are the ones that are already Socialized.

Alcohol makes you hungry

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- Tue, 25 Feb 2020 01:24:38 EST vDf+CLGz No.4963675
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Have you tried eating on alcohol, it makes you delicious
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Bobby Drake - Tue, 25 Feb 2020 01:32:50 EST pxLVBZQY No.4963680 Reply
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That's because you're marinading in your own juices, such that, when the time is right, your meat will be softer, tender, and infused with the flavor of the diarrhea you're stewing in, that you'll flood the toilet bowl with, later that day.

???

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- Mon, 24 Feb 2020 23:38:27 EST wka2z971 No.4963651
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(define eval
(lambda (expr env)
(cond ((number? expr) expr)
((symbol? expr) (eval (lookup expr env) env))
((list? expr) (apply (eval (car expr)) (evlist (cdr expr))))
((quote? expr) expr))))
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Firebreather Cornelius - Tue, 25 Feb 2020 00:15:48 EST t49SeSW5 No.4963662 Reply
>>4963654
I'm calling my people. They know who they are. They'll see this and then they'll find me.

TURMERIC

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- Mon, 24 Feb 2020 23:48:08 EST 5/XsI/09 No.4963653
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Did you guys know turmeric has an r in it. TuRmeric. Turmeric.

What the fuck
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Commander Donatra - Tue, 25 Feb 2020 01:20:15 EST vDf+CLGz No.4963671 Reply
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What's the big idea with sucking on things?
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Spike Mendelsohn - Tue, 25 Feb 2020 01:21:02 EST zVgCHF4g No.4963672 Reply
>>4963669
It depends on the quality of the R but I can't say I'm entirely opposed

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