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Hi, this is your mother. Pick up, would you

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- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 01:39:04 EST zVgCHF4g No.4960537
File: 1581921544894.jpg -(216005B / 210.94KB, 1520x1536) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hi, this is your mother. Pick up, would you
Why don't you ever call your mother?
I mean, would it kill you to call her? Would it kill you to call your mother?
It's not like she gave birth to you, oh no.
And you, what are you, so busy you can't give her a call once in a while? Did you start keeping bees? Are you learning French?

Maybe you met a nice lady? No, not my son. He's always on that damned computer. Time to check his email but he can't find 5 lousy minutes to call his mother.

You know there's that nice girl two houses down. Margaret. Her fiance just died, did you hear that? Can you believe? God, the poor girl. Heart attack, God rest his soul. But there she is, all but left standing at the altar, and you know her father isn't exactly poor, either. Why don't you come over for dinner next Tuesday and I'll invite her. Maybe you two hit it off. Would it kill you to try and marry a nice girl before the sun falls down on us and kills us all?
It's not as if your mother, the woman who carried you inside her for 9 torturous months, who swaddled and fed and clothed you for 18 years and without whom you would not be alive ... it's not as if this woman would be heartbroken to kiss a grandchild on the head before she draws a curtain across this vale of tears.

Well, call me back. Love you.
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Johnny Kidd - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 03:25:52 EST 7HHHAviC No.4960551 Reply
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I didn't ask to be born, cunt.
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Stink Pinkling - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 04:03:12 EST fkiD1EJC No.4960553 Reply
>>4960551
To hate your parents is hypocritical. Everything you do, including continuing living every day, is a continuation of what your parents started. You're just an attention-seeking whiny spoilt brat, the result of an upbringing that reinforced self-confidence in inappropriate circumstances rather than teaching you proper boundaries when you misbehaved. Spare the rod and spoil the child, as they say.

fuck you

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 19:23:01 EST b/dkXMoA No.4960455
File: 1581898981722.jpg -(11567B / 11.30KB, 242x251) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. fuck you
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Rocket Alice - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 02:07:57 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4960543 Reply
>>4960498
I saw John Pasta at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Old But Gold

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- Sat, 15 Feb 2020 22:39:36 EST lrKFoz8U No.4960094
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Old meme thread.

GO!

>inb4 here come dat boi

I'm talking 2004+ shit. No new shit
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Ricardo Almeida - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 21:22:22 EST Ng2tXNuc No.4960502 Reply
>>4960493
Sir, the resolution and lack of "pixels" on your image indicate this image cannot be from before 2012, I'll have to have your post returned, and you will have to pay a returnable fee via paypal, googlpay, applepay, amazonpay, cocapay, mcpay, bpay, exxpay, facepay, twitpay, or instapay (not to be confused with igpay, which isn't to be confused with ignpay, which shouldn't be confused with ingpay)

SLAYER THREAD

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 15:17:34 EST Ng2tXNuc No.4960363
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too much bs on /b/, smoak moar, chill out, bitchass
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Just had sugar

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- Sun, 02 Feb 2020 03:33:59 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4953885
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You hungry?
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Ricky Steamboat - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 07:29:34 EST nxJo4LE0 No.4960212 Reply
am hungry for oreos, but there are no oreos around :(

VR is the future, today!

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- Sat, 08 Feb 2020 00:46:14 EST BPVDJBbF No.4956555
File: 1581140774884.jpg -(112198B / 109.57KB, 2048x1151) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. VR is the future, today!
Man, I just got a VR headset and it is dope as fuck.
So of course, I checked out VR porn, and let me tell you, I am never, ever, ever going back to 2D images ever again. While all you peasants jack it to your boxy displays, I'm balls deep in a 3D panoramic masturbatorial experience.

There are only a few issues though. First, sniffing poppers is a little difficult with this thing glued to my face.
Second is the irresistible urge to feel the titties. I can probably get around the titty problem by suspending balloons of hot water from the ceiling, like some degenerate solo-sex speed-bags.
I guess a third issue would be I can't see the outside world, so anyone could walk in on me and see me licking air titties and beating my meat with Luke Skywalker's lightsaber training helmet strapped to my face, but such is the price of progress.
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Brian Griffin - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 13:45:56 EST QzqynLeI No.4958459 Reply
>>4958445
oh yeah? I choke myself with a cord while jerking off until my dicks explodes into machine elves!
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Tom Paris - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 03:10:28 EST HFHUv8bS No.4960549 Reply
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>>4958459

I smoke DMT before I wank off so that my spirit penis can have an intergalactic gangbang with the machine elves.

Remember to clean your room

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- Sun, 09 Feb 2020 08:33:38 EST +C2fBZda No.4957226
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Or you will end up addicted to benzos and going for coma treatment in a russian gulag.
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sober

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- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 01:17:03 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4960533
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I've been completely sober for a fucking week straight somehow. Go me. Idk I'm just bragging about how cool I am. gnite fuckers
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Engineer Edward - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 01:20:37 EST zVgCHF4g No.4960535 Reply
>>4960533
>gnite
More like "butt chug a pint of vodka for $400 please aleksi"
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Jenny Blobblefoot - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 01:45:17 EST ypbdhJI6 No.4960540 Reply
HELL YEA OP YOU’RE A BOSS ASS BITCH

escapling my destiny of being a complete drunk

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 00:07:33 EST j/1QYkrr No.4960133
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>Be 22
>Meet girl online
>She comes over and fucks me one night
>Super fucking hot and good at sex
>Try to date her after, but shes not interested, still comes to see me
>Not interested because all i do is get completely drunk and blare 90s rap music constantly
>she starts dating some dude by the end of the summer, don't hear from her much more after that
>now I follow her on social media. its been like 6 years. she has a kid and is married to that dude.

I live at my moms and have no car. its a temporary thing, I'm moving out by spring and will have a car. But i look back at all the women I been with and this one stands out. It honestly kinda hurts, I never made an effort because all I cared about was partying. I still party, not as much. I'm never really looking for a girl, always just trying to get laid. When I do its by ratchets.

I'm 27 and look at my uncles. Not bad people by any means, but old, whiny drunks. I don't want to become these guys but I think society, and my family, kind of expects me to.

I really, really do not want to end up like that. I should have got my shit together and got w/ that girl but I was too immature. I need to settle down soon, but i refuse to with a nasty or someone overweight, im too shallow for that
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IsabellaWoddlefit.sit - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 00:47:08 EST XTSM4Vcl No.4960530 Reply
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>>4960317
You are by far the most horrible person I ever had the displeasure of reading their posts. I hope you never meet someone so she wouldn't die when you finally snap.
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Engineer Edward - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 01:19:40 EST zVgCHF4g No.4960534 Reply
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>>4960317
>FYI the real reason pimps are the way they are btw is a complete lack of self reflection, blaming others for their mistakes rather than take personal responsibility, and most important of all refusing to make any effort on their part.
Harsh.

Pimpin' ain't easy.

Blonde

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- Wed, 12 Feb 2020 19:40:15 EST xANbYApI No.4958619
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Rachael Schluetter from Delaware
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Wayne Skylar - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 21:00:17 EST P/jZw2bB No.4960489 Reply
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Please take this shit back to the future
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Martha Gisslefoot - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 22:07:56 EST 9BM/9OmI No.4960512 Reply
Our mod staff is amazing.

AM/FM/LF Radio Frequency Tuners

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- Sat, 15 Feb 2020 21:12:08 EST 3X/e2auo No.4960070
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Hello all,

Back a few years ago when I used to frequent 420ch, I stumbled upon a post by someone who had posted a link to an AM/FM/LF tuner website which would allow users to listen into to random frequencies between different ranges and such. I had always found it neat because ability to slide it around and it would then begin streaming whatever position the user would set it at. Sadly, I had lost the link to the site and I was wondering if someone here would have a link to a site similar to that, as radio transmissions have always been something quite interesting to me.

Pic unrelated, a bird.
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Colt Cabana - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 22:29:51 EST PMiFJDfT No.4960521 Reply
>>4960509
I think e7M2QMAA was just trying to be funny.
Let's keep bumping this thread for no reason though.
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NellHanderridge.dd - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 23:20:46 EST SyusArPj No.4960527 Reply
Im on team fuck OP to even the score

Sleeping with other people

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 21:17:23 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4960499
File: 1581905843941.jpg -(64338B / 62.83KB, 488x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Sleeping with other people
It's bad... right? If I'm married and I fuck someone else, it's bad.

What if it's like.. once every two months? is that still bad? with someone I know who won't give me an STI?

Is that as bad
It's probably just as bad right
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NellHanderridge.dd - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 21:48:13 EST SyusArPj No.4960507 Reply
>>4960505
Thats kinda cool. Why would anyone be mad that their dad is an entrepreneur

Horny drugs

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 12:00:45 EST ypbdhJI6 No.4960259
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Caffeine makes me horny as fuck. I think it’s because with my ex, whomst I had the best sex of my life with, I would have a coffee and head over there in the morning and have amazing sex when I was freshly caffeinated. Then I quit drinking coffee for a while, but now whenever I drink it I get fucking horny as fuck and wanna BONE DOWN. It has been literal years since that ex but here I am just all horned up.

Weed also used to make me horny af probably because id get high exclusively to masturbate. Too bad it makes me paranoid (but still horny) now. Its a weird feeling thinking you may die but also really wanting to bang at the same time
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Spilda Bongwata - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 17:35:28 EST VlhRO/DX No.4960407 Reply
>>4960404

Yeah, several times. Sometimes only 2 or 3 times in 12 hours though. After orgasm its time to rest for a while, drink water, maybe eat something and redose.

we're mostly 25 year olds, and we'll probably survive till 2080 -- 2090

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 12:33:09 EST nxJo4LE0 No.4960276
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how do you think the world will be like in 2080? is it worth it not killing ourselves just so we can see what goes on in 2080? will there be flying cars
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Tony Schiavone - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 20:19:24 EST nRKZ0Mcl No.4960473 Reply
Wrong bitch, between smoking, hard drugs, and hrt im not living a day over 70

If by some off chance i make it there ill just get into heroin

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