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Bruh

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- Fri, 08 Nov 2019 16:55:02 EST cj0XroRI No.4921472
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Grapes without seeds are SO fucking tasty. So sweet. So purple. To tasty. It's the fruit of gods. Every other fruit is pleb in comparison.
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Borg Queen - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 04:35:15 EST NvDgFZ0Y No.4924229 Reply
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>>4923868
Yeast is everywhere! You can collect it from the air! There's no hope in opposing it! Oh sure, you can try with lactose, but there's still special strains of yeast that can digest it.

Your only hope is using fully yeast resistant sweeterners!!!

im a gay boy

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- Sat, 16 Nov 2019 09:54:00 EST vDf+CLGz No.4923931
File: 1573916040473.jpg -(893223B / 872.29KB, 3456x2196) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. im a gay boy
and i need a gay cereal
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Borg Queen - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 01:58:17 EST NvDgFZ0Y No.4924208 Reply
>>4924183
Because it's not icing, it's frosting, which nevertheless is very, very gay, but it's not the same thing as icing.
>>4924190
That's actually mentioned in a song specifically entitled "marshmellows in cereal is gay", but it is rather ambiguous about it.
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Jun Akiyama - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 03:26:09 EST fdziGJXu No.4924222 Reply
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>>4924184
I don’t think they give a shit. There’s actually a name for this job but I forget it. These “artists” will take like an hour building the perfect hamburger and then have to mist the lettuce and shit, it’s a whole thing.

In those really gross slobbery deep throat pornos, that’s not all just cummies, they use fake cum and then the guy just pounds the fuck out of her face while she drowns in it or whatever
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Alex Fickleshits - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 04:21:57 EST nJkrco7e No.4924228 Reply
>>4924222
Food photography. It's worth looking up some of it on youtube

Abnormally normal

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- Fri, 15 Nov 2019 16:49:22 EST nbfyTnFq No.4923719
File: 1573854562169.jpg -(38904B / 37.99KB, 720x717) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Abnormally normal
When someone describes you as being abnormally normal, what does that mean exactly?
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Picnicker Fuck - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 04:45:04 EST NvDgFZ0Y No.4923871 Reply
>>4923723
Uhhh, okay, fine!

It's like, you take being normal to a higher level. You're the normal man's normal man.

For instance, you do the 9 to 5 like everyone, but you do it everyday. But that doesn't mean you work 7 days a week, because it's working 5 days that's normal! Therefore, you volunteer from 9 to 5 on saturdays, and you do chores 9 to 5 sundays. See? Conversely, you don't cook on weekdays, but you may have someone to cook for you. But of course, you can cook over the weekend, in fact you should! So you save that for the start of the next week.

You have a dog. But not any sort of snowflake dog, like a Husky or Shiba Inu or Czech wolfdog or Rhodesian Ridgeback. Rather, you have something really classic, like a Yorkshire Terrier, or a Beagle or a Poodle or the like. Unless you're a woman, then you maybe ought to have a cat insead.
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Borg Queen - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 03:51:32 EST NvDgFZ0Y No.4924226 Reply
>>4923744
But wait up a measly little moment, what is a plain bagel even? Rye? But not too rye? With butter? With cream cheese? Rye breadstuff used to be so mightily normal, there was a goddamn law saying that it needs to have the way paved for it, like, beer needs to on no account mess with rye dough's turf!

What chips are plain? Potato? Corn? But if you're abnormally normal, doesn't that mean special chips made from both potato and corn?

DANCE!!!

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- Wed, 13 Nov 2019 10:17:53 EST /bF+gEsG No.4922991
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SHAKE YO BOOTY YEEEAAAH!!!
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Joël Robuchon - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 02:22:53 EST 6b8udiZv No.4924212 Reply
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all my gifs are old shit. shit i tell you.

WEBM thread (suck my dick)

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- Wed, 13 Nov 2019 13:05:47 EST cj0XroRI No.4923023
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thi
s is a webm thred in which you post webms an
d you watch orthe ppl's webms and then comment about them
okay? ok lets post some webms everybody
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- Sat, 16 Nov 2019 12:39:44 EST E0x8KwQY No.4924009
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Crystallized bathroom syrup

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- Sun, 17 Nov 2019 02:43:55 EST vDf+CLGz No.4924214
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What is it and how expensive is it?

What is it used for?
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Edward Barnard - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 02:47:30 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4924215 Reply
Pee from I.V. meth users.

They dry it out and sell it to smokers as lithium dope then buy more clean meth to shoot up.
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Jun Akiyama - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 03:19:47 EST fdziGJXu No.4924220 Reply
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“Quit wasting it”
“Whatever, I can just smoke more than you”
“Because you fucking blow it all out!”
“Nah it only takes 1 second to absorb, I blow out the rest so it doesn’t recrystallize in my lungs!, that’s what makes it dangerous, your gonna get sick if you keep holding it in for so long”

🔥😡🔥

Sports

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- Sat, 16 Nov 2019 16:17:29 EST bfQ3A2HM No.4924083
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Or any outdoor activity.

I do a lot of working and/or push scooter. Would like to try archery though.
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Bug Maniac Fucking - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 18:46:35 EST RKOZfxbo No.4924130 Reply
I like running, and riding a bike. I used to do riflery and archery, target shooting. It's fun, you actually need to be pretty strong to do archery, at least exercise regularly, pretty much all of my friends who don't exercise were really bad at pulling the bow, and doing it more than a few times in a row.

semen rapper DaBaby

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- Sat, 16 Nov 2019 23:47:59 EST 3klkBU5g No.4924175
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Just wh wet bar you thought rap lyrics couldn't get weirder orwackier enough DaBaby called his album baby on baby which he went on to explain that the title means literally cum on his girlfriend. I feel sorry for anyone that listens to this pathetic garbage.
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Hannah Pickhall - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 23:55:45 EST 7JXWX72I No.4924176 Reply
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Anthony Bourdain - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 02:59:52 EST 3klkBU5g No.4924218 Reply
>>4924180
Owl have you know that you don't know much of anything and that you got trolled HARD

simpsons shitposting

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- Fri, 09 Aug 2019 06:27:16 EST b0R8FOr9 No.4888028
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show me your simpsons shitposts
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James Christy - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 18:39:08 EST uKz/pjwl No.4924128 Reply
>>4924031
Hey I'm not on ketamine but I might be burned out enough that that's how it comes out
In which case I feel no indignity. I chose my life path n*word.
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Samuel Dopperforth - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 02:53:57 EST A0AvS+WN No.4924216 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

Club soda

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- Sat, 16 Nov 2019 22:43:03 EST ULSQbhQA No.4924168
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I'm gonna start a club for people who drink club soda and in the club of club soda drinkers we club people who don't like club soda with clubs.
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Edward Barnard - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 00:38:18 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4924186 Reply
My tonic water crew will fight you to the bitter end.
They'll be pouring out club soda for you by next week.
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Abner Grovile - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 01:26:42 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4924198 Reply
you can make your own club soda at home if you just take some regular tap water and shake it up real hard

HUMBLE THREAD

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- Fri, 15 Nov 2019 04:24:27 EST BZRCn8hc No.4923587
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I am a humble boy, I like my game and I like my snacks and I like a nice clean chat. I don't have a lot else going on in my life, so please be kind - NO TROLLING, I don't deserve it, I'm a good boy and I'm really smart and well-informed! And don't talk about stuff outside, the world is confusing and scary!
Let's just focus on simple things for humble people.
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Leader Polly - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 14:04:58 EST Kb7zlzCj No.4924041 Reply
>>4924040
I think if we all shared some interesting things that were very stimulating we could propagate that stimulation to each other and get attention from each other and then our self esteems would profit immensely

we live in a society like that, participate now
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Lt. Cmdr. Argyle - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 14:10:15 EST vDf+CLGz No.4924043 Reply
i like to brag about my girl style
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Artist Charles - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 02:14:30 EST 7+r3+kDN No.4924209 Reply
>>4924041
I saw the joe rogan podcast and he filled my head with interesting ideas that go against the mainstream

is there any point in going to sleep before 2am

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- Sun, 17 Nov 2019 00:56:19 EST uQitwWOv No.4924187
File: 1573970179095.png -(87489B / 85.44KB, 213x267) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. is there any point in going to sleep before 2am
seems like it's a waste of time to go to sleep earlier than that
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Isaac Newton - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 01:22:16 EST o9vCEU0F No.4924196 Reply
>>4924193
It's ridiculous that scientists haven't invented a way to accelerate the sleep process. the need for sleep is like the most worthless biological function. Fuck you evolution. Cross me with a bullfrog or a dolphin or something so I can skip that shit. Think of how much more stuff we could do with our lives if we didn't have to spend a third of it laying around unconscious like a dumbfuck.
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Abner Grovile - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 01:29:08 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4924200 Reply
>>4924196
if you stick your dick in a light socket and flip the switch then you can charge up and go for like another twenty minutes or so
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Inky - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 01:55:00 EST TepoEAyI No.4924207 Reply
>>4924196
You dream, so obviously your brain is still quite active.

Sleep is not only useful for recovering physically, but also especially mentally.

Explain

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- Sun, 17 Nov 2019 00:07:04 EST Li21z6gs No.4924177
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Explain what you did today. Include waking time.

Example:

I awoke at 5am
I took a shot of whiskey
I shouted in the shower while a Swans track played and did some pull-ups

10am:
I slapped myself and shouted while running on the treadmill and watching cooking videos on youtube

10:15am:
I gave my cats (6) some attention and looked through some missed calls

11:00am:
I stood outside

11:15am:
Time to come inside, let's carve a pumpkin

4pm: It's too late in the years to carve a pumpkin
6pm: goodnight
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Amanda Swizzlestick - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 02:39:53 EST Q4/kqVE1 No.4924213 Reply
>>4924177
how can i retweet this, and like and other social media things

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