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Discord Now Fully Linked With 420chan IRC

is anyone following the peachment thingy

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- Tue, 19 Nov 2019 19:18:39 EST ZFyStWqQ No.4924906
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I don't want to watch the whole thing. is the orange man gonna be impeached or what
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Joy Peters - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 14:24:55 EST YZddQqo4 No.4925132 Reply
It's not an argument for a political stance at all. It's just a description of how society works.
NicholasBuzzshaw.lab - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 14:32:15 EST vDf+CLGz No.4925136 Reply
Your limitations are not my own. The circumstances of my birth are my business. Poor people are surely limited by circumstance as well as your ineffectual, uninvolved, and uncritical take and the politically apathetic stooges like you. Speak for yourself for a change, you SUBJECTIVIST

Renting an apartment in a fake name

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- Wed, 20 Nov 2019 13:13:53 EST zVLYNFUn No.4925097
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Within the next 6 months I’m gonna need to rent a studio in a fake name for a sketchy operation im running.

Presumably I’d have to get a different social security number, a burner phone, and an Id matching the name on the social security.

My question is: can a landlord see a person’s age (or that they’re deceased?) when they run the social security number?

Any idea what the punishment is if I get caught doing this?

Has anybody here ever done this before or can give me some pointers?
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Carlos Cabrera - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 13:43:33 EST a7P7fWbd No.4925109 Reply
Just don't. If you have to ask for advice of this nature on imageboards this lifestyle isn't for you.

You could always get a patsy though, just be sure to get some whistle clean fucker and you're around 70% in with the facade.

If you could give some details on the oppo I might be able to drop some more hints.

Oh yeah and this thing you want to do is super illegal probably more so than the oppo itself.
M'Aiq the Liar - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 14:12:59 EST jf+M45j5 No.4925124 Reply
If you look college-age-ish then just find a landlord that rents to college kids in some bumfuck nowhere college town.

I've rented rooms from them month-to-month before with pretty much just a phonecall and a handshake. As long as they get the cash in hand each month and you don't burn the place down then they don't give a shit.
Rhino - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 14:30:29 EST rQqtVEuX No.4925135 Reply
You can buy fake identities and the corresponding documentation on the deep web, but be ready to shell anywhere from 1000-1500USD for this sort of service. Typically you are assuming the identity of someone recently dead or otherwise a victim of fraud. These are hella expensive because you are competing with undocumented people for these identities on the open market. It's a crap shoot if these actually work when a real background check is run, but they will be legitimate enough to throw off police.

Best advice I can give is probably following what this person >>4925124 said: a lot of small independent landlords will deal with you in cash, but if so you need to be a non-nuisance.


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- Wed, 20 Nov 2019 14:17:33 EST qDi7QKjp No.4925127
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Why can't you take money to Heaven?
Rhino - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 14:25:22 EST rQqtVEuX No.4925133 Reply
Heaven is one of those traditional social constructs that capitalism hasn't colonized yet. Don't worry, it's next.

Uploading to porn websites

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- Wed, 20 Nov 2019 04:21:08 EST bNQO6TVn No.4925028
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Has anyone ever done this? What are your experiences? Even though we've been together for 4 years, me and my girlfriend made some porn videos the other day. Just videos of us fucking, and lots of deepthroating. I thought they were pretty hot.

Now, I watch a lot of porn. Exclusively amateur/homemade. I half-jokingly suggested we share the videos on the internet and to my surprise my girlfriend was up for the idea, but she said we "have to up our game massively". So I guess better angles, lighting, hotter fucking, etc. I'm personally excited by it. I know there are tons of couples on PornHub who upload videos of them fucking and have tons of followers or whatever.

Both of us are hot, in good shape. I'm tall with a big cock, she's small with big tits. I personally thought we looked good on camera and it made me horny af on the re-watch. Has anyone or does anyone currently upload videos of their sex life onto PornHub or xHamster or what have you?

Share your stories! :)
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Rocket Grunt Phoebe - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 13:12:38 EST 6b8udiZv No.4925096 Reply
get some kind of agreement in place right now about what happens if you two split or one of you decides they don't want their junk on pornhub. joint access to the uploading account etc. (tbh the sites should allow multiple parties to have separate credentials on an account for situations like this.)

also review and scrub everything, both the files and the visual content, for any details that could identify either of you. don't leave copies on unnecessary devices.
Link Shitrider - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 14:24:27 EST 7JXWX72I No.4925131 Reply
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Just don't be one of those pussies who crops the video at the neckline or only shows the back of the chick's head
If you don't want your face in porn don't do porn, there's way too many shitty amateurs who flood porn sites with stuff like this nowadays


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- Tue, 29 Oct 2019 13:35:25 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4918098
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>post creapy webms for webm'ween this week!

>the scariest train tunnel ever, read the captions in the video
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Eliza Fankinwutch - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 13:24:12 EST OVNSXpP9 No.4925102 Reply
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the waifu arms race is heating up

which university will be best university in making best machines to make best waifu
NicholasBuzzshaw.lab - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 14:16:02 EST vDf+CLGz No.4925126 Reply
I learned my facial expressions from watching porn, so it's good to know that it all comes from a good place.

If you let the sun fuck you

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- Wed, 20 Nov 2019 12:55:32 EST I594I501 No.4925088
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and let it shove its sun rays up your ass, does that make you gay? What if the sun if female
Channeler Nicholas - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 13:01:20 EST KzgO+1Fm No.4925092 Reply
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I'm a real ass nigga give a fuck about a bitch
is what it is this a five star dick
Blathers Lavatorius - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 13:17:08 EST k49t3dLm No.4925100 Reply
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What if the sun has a very feminine penis?
Joy Peters - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 14:08:54 EST YZddQqo4 No.4925122 Reply
The sun is only female at dawn, when it's called Aurora. After that, you got the big ol' sweaty dude on a chariot.

Genital Wart

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- Tue, 19 Nov 2019 20:28:41 EST QHon96jg No.4924930
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Sup /b/ I haven't been here in about a decade, being old and all. But I have a genital wart I think right under the head of my penis. What's the best way to remove it? Seeing as the penis is full of a lot of blood could I accidentally kill myself cutting it out?

Razor? Acid? Freezing? I need ideas. Feels bad to have a wart.
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Randy Couture - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 13:48:09 EST mz3fcI7t No.4925111 Reply
Thanks for all of the advice. I copped some HCL Acid from the community college chem lab, and some freeze off stuff.

I'm going to drop some hydrochloric acid on it first, then freeze it. Who are you to tell me I can and cannot acid my penis.
Amaterasu - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 14:07:46 EST fr/lMpNS No.4925121 Reply
It’s funny that I should see a post about how acid burns your penis now as I cooked a pound of jalapeños yesterday and just fapped and am now experiencing that exact sensation


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- Mon, 18 Nov 2019 17:29:02 EST mTqKJg22 No.4924568
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What if BladeRunner was loosely predicting the kind of people we see in our society today who seem to just be replicants of people they perceive to be worth following? Maybe the idea of physically growing or making a robot is just a way to associate brainwashing mindless droogs to carry out your personal ideology to the viewers.

There are people with such shallow opinions that they are literally only useful as Captcha clickers to post propaganda for others they consider smarter. I'm not even suggesting these people are dumb I'm just saying they don't think they're worthy of being smart and BladeRunner was just describing people who are pretending to be people in a way that demonstrates a sociological change in the society. The internet would normally be considered a tool in any textbook but what if the internet is the other half of the human bots that under normal circumstances wouldn't develop their replicant personality without a large database of ideology to pull from. With the internet replicants became real and that was what BladeRunner was predicting.

I dunno I'm high
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Jeffrey Jizzstain - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 00:29:41 EST QLTOtYac No.4924999 Reply
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I never read Bladerunner but I like your idea and will therefore spread the idea to everyone I interact with. insert trollface.png
Elder Walter - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 13:30:34 EST yUlJAcEl No.4925105 Reply
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The whole Deckard was a replicant theory is implied in the movie but not the book. There is a point in the book that Deckard starts to believe he's a replicant but he finds out latter that he's human.

I think the whole point of Do Androids Dream is that the ability to feel compassion and empathy is what makes something human. The setting starts with a world where everything has been fucked by war and most of the planet is dead. People own all kinds of animals as pets to show that they care about life (empathy), simultaneously it's also status symbol, showing other people that you can afford animals (which are now very rare). Because of how expensive real animals can be there exists black markets which sell fake animals which look and act like real animals. This mirrors the dynamic between humanity itself and the replcants. Anything that is genuine is viewed as sacred, and anything that is an imitation is viewed as expendable

The Mercer box and emotion-setting devices are used to show that humanity's spirituality and feelings have been automated (like a machine) at the same time the replicants keep getting more and more human with each new model. So at the beginning of the story there is no real physical difference between humans and replicants. The only difference is that replicants can only live 5 years or so (if they live any longer they start to form memories and devolve personalities)

Deckard really wants to own a pet goat and so he takes a job requiring him to track down 5 of the newest model of replecants who have escaped to Earth. During his investigations he in counters Rachael, a replicant who believes it's human, and falls in love with her, this causes and existential meltdown in Deckard who starts to believe he must be a replicant because humans shouldn't have feelings for machines. He ends up retiring (killing) 4 of the escaped replicants before finding out that their whole mission was to get to Earth to find their creators, so they can ask for their lives to be extended (essentially they wanted to be human). At the end of the book Deckard realizes that replicants are alive and not mindless machines like he thought. Thought this experience Deckard regains his humanity by caring for the replicants.

I typed all this out because I think OP missed the point of the book. By seeing people as mindless machines regurgitating memes you become somewhat divorced from your own compassion and become more machine like yourself.
Joy Peters - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 14:00:23 EST YZddQqo4 No.4925117 Reply
I get that it's not really fully explored in the book, but and I do agree with the juxtaposition of Deckard becoming less human while the androids become more human, but I think it's still ambiguous in the book whether Deckard is an android himself or not. There are minor hints all over the book that it's very possible he could be one. Even the title seems to suggest it to me. But Philip K Dick never said it directly, so maybe I'm just reading too far into it. I did read the books before I ever heard of the movie, and I still came to that conclusion.

What do you think it feels like

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- Wed, 20 Nov 2019 12:08:56 EST ZFyStWqQ No.4925081
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To have neither hearing, nor vision, nor tact, or any other sense. But a perfectly functioning human brain
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Jossen - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 13:45:24 EST vkXChukw No.4925110 Reply
I work with a dude that’s both blind and deaf. I think about this all the time. It’s the loneliest perspective I can imagine.
Jossen - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 13:49:19 EST vkXChukw No.4925113 Reply

>People don't wake up from comas as idiots

Clearly you’ve never been in a coma. You’re fucked for months when you wake up. You forget everything you’ve ever known and ever learned. I hallucinated regularly and thoroughly for weeks after waking up from my month long coma.
Beatrice Snodspear - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 13:49:24 EST Ad2fMt4S No.4925114 Reply
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Op has never heard of Helen Keller.
Born blind, deaf and mute.

They wrote several books and made a bunch of films about her life.
The way they teach people who are in similar situations today is based on the technique used to teach Helen language.

World War 3 is coming

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- Tue, 19 Nov 2019 02:36:12 EST Ad2fMt4S No.4924693
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You buy your war bonds and dig your fall out shelter?

Fuck man I've been screaming this from the street corner with my sandwich board on for years while handing out poorly xeroxed fliers that china is going to bait the world into ww3.

Jokes aside I think the war has already started.

Fuck you china, I just wanna smoke my herb and play vidya
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Walter Baade - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 12:27:55 EST RKOZfxbo No.4925085 Reply
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Ok _oomer, you have something with the wealth and power inequality, but this bipartisan shtflinging makes people look tardtarded.

Weird shit you've done

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- Mon, 18 Nov 2019 06:31:45 EST fcwPLRlg No.4924456
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When I was a teenager I literally stabbed my balls with a knife to remove a cyst that really bothering me, and I really didn't want to tell my mom and have her send me to a urologist or something. Anyway, it fucking worked. I did a nutsack surgery on myself and it fucking worked, wtf.
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Nicolaus Copernicus - Tue, 19 Nov 2019 20:54:19 EST B7w5ydfa No.4924937 Reply
>amazon delivers dick repair kits in two days with prime

what a time to be alive
CarolineSnodson.dll - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 06:15:51 EST 72T9bKyW No.4925054 Reply
I've sutured myself and taken out my own IUD I guess.

And I can reduce my own dislocations
Killer Kowalski - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 11:19:02 EST qFZ+kaGb No.4925076 Reply
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It cost me like 20€ and I'd had it for almost a year. I can only imagine what it'd cost in the land of the free. When I broke my leg, my ambulance ride was around 30€.

WEBM thread (suck my dick)

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- Wed, 13 Nov 2019 13:05:47 EST cj0XroRI No.4923023
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s is a webm thred in which you post webms an
d you watch orthe ppl's webms and then comment about them
okay? ok lets post some webms everybody
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- Sat, 16 Nov 2019 16:17:29 EST bfQ3A2HM No.4924083
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Or any outdoor activity.

I do a lot of working and/or push scooter. Would like to try archery though.
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Michael Bisping - Mon, 18 Nov 2019 06:54:34 EST IiSIjjvW No.4924459 Reply

The helmets are hollow, but with no straps I don't see how they're keeping them on. Impracticable regardless. There's no way he can hold those swords much less use them unless they're made of foam and they're just a couple of LARPers.

Basically anime is stupid.

I was a dog before I was glued.

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- Mon, 18 Nov 2019 14:52:19 EST D/qo/ZtK No.4924522
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Were you?
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Joe E. Legend - Mon, 18 Nov 2019 22:04:36 EST 93Lw/LaG No.4924638 Reply
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this is a dr tran reference right?
"I always wanted a dog but when I asked my mother for one she told me they carry disease, then she shaved off all my hair and glued my head to the floor."
Walter Baade - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 06:56:30 EST RKOZfxbo No.4925059 Reply
I think it was the 'amboigahs and wootbeeya that got me, personally.

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