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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 19:13:11 EST QCfol2DQ No.4947632
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>Me in my early twenties go to the store and buy a six pack of Pabst. Had a little over a gram of weed so I was ready to start herein. My stepsister was home at the time and she smoked too. She saw my beers in the fridge and knew it was about to be PARTY TIME.

>I get to my fourth beer and we were smoking a bowl. She put on some really seductive music then asked me if it was okay she sat in my lap. I obliged and began to touch her boobs. The knickers were sopping wet. That day I beat those sweet sisterly cheeks to the rhythm of the nugget music on that Bluetooth speaker she always plays music on. Everytime I see it I always am reminded that I busted a nut all over my step sisters sweet ass to some Drake.

Got a good hour or two for some fun before I need more lotion
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HannahDrarringlidge.ncf - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 01:46:37 EST QRM4rAnW No.4947817 Reply
so the vegan place was awesome...
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Jerry Seinfeld - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 01:48:26 EST vDf+CLGz No.4947819 Reply
>>4947817
You're a little fucking gremlin, you're a stupid little munchkin. I'm going to fuck you. I'm going to fuck your little gremlin face.

Winged eyeliner

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 00:55:45 EST HOE/jW88 No.4947788
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Do you guys have any idea how hard this is to do?!?! I don't think I'll ever master it. If you've never done it before, and you have a gf or a wife or an eyeliner wearing person around, take their eyeliner and try to do this. I'll give $1000 to anyone who gets it right on the very first try. it iS FUCking. IMPOSSIBLE!!
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Jules Gouffé - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 01:17:47 EST PErI9j88 No.4947795 Reply
damn that id

also no i don't because i never tried, i tried using liquid eyeliner once and i was like nah fuck this and just went back to using a pencil
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Jean-Baptiste Emanual Zorg - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 01:39:31 EST Q19bBrKb No.4947804 Reply
>>4947795

I just mainline liquid eyeliner and it gets me fuckin fab in no time

Tell me something very funny

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 01:46:20 EST vDf+CLGz No.4947816
File: 1579416380598.jpg -(27156B / 26.52KB, 720x540) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Tell me something very funny
I'm a bit of a jokester
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HannahDrarringlidge.ncf - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 01:47:22 EST QRM4rAnW No.4947818 Reply
i know thing is women take words too seriously... they need to chill

ASS VS TIDDY VS VAGINA VS SCHLONG VS FACE

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 21:36:48 EST NqfNmRKb No.4947689
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i'm done talking politics, let's talk about tiddy. i know you want it, you fucking disgusting coomers
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post people looking at maps

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 22:13:04 EST +5591DBK No.4947695
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I'm looking for a picture that's kind of like this one with people looking at maps. Maybe if we all post a bunch I'll be able to find it.
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HannahDrarringlidge.ncf - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 01:42:19 EST QRM4rAnW No.4947810 Reply
if you don't have an IQ above 110 leave this matters to the "pros"...
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Jean-Baptiste Emanual Zorg - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 01:42:47 EST Q19bBrKb No.4947811 Reply
>>4947805

French maids haven't cleaned a fucking thing in the past fifty fucking years and this is somehow okay?
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HannahDrarringlidge.ncf - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 01:44:19 EST QRM4rAnW No.4947813 Reply
>>4947811

no its not i'' hve to be a better maid, sorry.. need punishment

Deep web sites to get weed

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 22:43:14 EST mWkz2ryL No.4947711
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I went to college and I accidentally left all my shit at home. And I'm a shut in who hates college so I have zero plugs here. Please help.
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Joss Whedon - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 00:58:42 EST m0rdcxMg No.4947790 Reply
>>4947776

i habe one i can take laxatives and shower im not a dirty ass. i just like my kinks
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Jean-Baptiste Emanual Zorg - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 01:41:47 EST Q19bBrKb No.4947809 Reply
>>4947790

I fuckin love that we're rolling with this.

Don't forget a nice cloth bag to store it in, don't want it getting dusty.

post some oc

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- Fri, 17 Jan 2020 12:04:58 EST 4LIOd/I4 No.4946929
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here's a blank one you can put whatever in
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Seong Mi-na - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 15:26:53 EST Q3S6bYWb No.4947019 Reply
Thats a stupid meme to begin with. First of all, westerners are used to read from left to right, so having reaction before the subject is just illogical and fucks with brain

BWH

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:19:15 EST W1n0zLgw No.4947403
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I just wanna say thank you to mods, they are more like civil servants than cops(who should be gunned down one by one BTW). And I'm not saying these nice things just to get partymode for my thread, but like, give this thread the partymode lol. This thread deserves it

>Bump while high! part forever


What ya on? What's up? Anything else you wanna share?

Example: Hi I am amped to my tits by this good meth that I ate, and beer isn't bad either. I'm chillin in my basement, assembling some IKEA furnitures, thinkin' about communism. Also Where is my mind by Pixies is a good song, been listening it on repeat for a while.
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Steve Mazzagatti - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 00:42:03 EST 3db9NNSK No.4947782 Reply
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Is your hog on drugs? How would you know? How could you tell? Look for these here warnin' signs: Sudden weight loss. Euphoria leadin' to paranoia. Stealitization of your thangs. And jibbery-style oinkery what make no sense a 'tall.

Warn your hog about the dangers of meth a 'fore it's too damn late.
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Kiaphet Amman'sor - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 00:59:39 EST aHAZjVlP No.4947791 Reply
Im so hung over and everyhing hurts from all that cocaine and fucking. My dick is raw

Please. I need this now more than ever.

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- Tue, 07 Jan 2020 19:34:38 EST 8Ee2YcfH No.4943020
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Post all your 420chan related images, threads, me-mes, and anything else you have.

I foolishly deleted all of my 420chan related content in an attempt to get my life together. It worked, but at what cost? Please help me, I need this.
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Joss Whedon - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 00:20:23 EST m0rdcxMg No.4947771 Reply
>>4947769

tell your BITCH i don't have STDs... she can RELAX. but i PERFECTLY KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
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Joss Whedon - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 00:30:46 EST m0rdcxMg No.4947773 Reply
>>4947769

I'll clean my booty hole. im not dirty... but you better find me a personal BITCH to PEG ME FOR FREE you can watch if you want.

yoyo in trouble

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- Tue, 14 Jan 2020 21:56:24 EST 59yHOIn0 No.4945769
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>be me, an adult in poverty looking for cheap but nostalgic thrills to make life meaningful again
>have some cash in the bank
>buy a cheapish yoyo online
>finally get it
>heavy, feels goodman
>go to backyard to test it out
>nothing doing
>get frustrated and go back inside
>go get on comp to figure out whats wrong (gets distracted)
>somehow aunt [house owner] finds it in back yard
>FREAK THE FUCK OUT OHMERGAWD
>threatens to kick me out - mostly incomprehensible
>I just stand there silently in awe trying to figure if she's gone off because she stopped taking meds
>she eventually stops yelling because she was choking on own spit
>finally get nerve to ask why she's so angry
>she thought yoyo was a weed grinder
>makes me do trick to prove innocence

IT'S THE BIG TIME BOYS

>attempt triangle swing
>going ok
>tangles OH FUCK
>rips off pinky nail

>realizes that life only has downs, no ups
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Joss Whedon - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 00:05:28 EST m0rdcxMg No.4947760 Reply
so this is the ranchera you can sing. IM A REAL HOT BITCH, HE'S A REAL COLD BASTARD, I'LL PAY FOR HIS DRUGS AND MET ALL HIS DEMANDS... OH YEA!!!

IN RE OR SOL. I don't care but get me CHIVA or i fuck your bitch for free. What os it gonna be?
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Joss Whedon - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 00:09:57 EST m0rdcxMg No.4947763 Reply
if it takes longer then some picky fresa/spoil brat gonna eat my UNWASHED stincky ass. and black kiss.

One year from 30 itt

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 21:59:38 EST lh+DSyV2 No.4947691
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Its my birthday and im feelin down about turning 29. Can i get a party in this thread at least?
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Fred Whipple - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:59:49 EST cxpilczL No.4947756 Reply
im bout to be 29 soon too. realized the other day it will be my last b-day in my 20's. trying to get in as much sex drugs and rock n roll as i can until i enter adulthood in my 30's and maybe for once look up those scary words "retirement plan"

Jeff Bozo

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- Tue, 14 Jan 2020 17:33:58 EST YD06UBaW No.4945640
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Should his wealth be confiscated? This parasite has done more harm than good, and his services are garbage. Meritocracy my ass.
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INTERPOL !3mB4iDBpWw - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 22:40:32 EST Y+USL60a No.4947710 Reply
>>4947687

The Department of the War on Poverty would help it sound like we're beating the shit out of whatever is causing it.
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Ridley - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:07:08 EST +s1jREfL No.4947732 Reply
>>4947710
Americans would want a literal war on the poor. They would cheer from their tin half century old mobile homes while clutching the firearms the government let them keep as an army of self destructing facial recognition drones set out to the addresses of anyone on EBT and SNAP as the Social Security crowd cheers loud enough to drown out the tiny rotor sounds over their own homes.
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Alexandre Étienne Choron - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:24:45 EST sZRQ+LfR No.4947740 Reply
>>4947732
lmao it sounded like a great idea at first but then i thought the same think, albeit less descriptively. we'd either end up drone striking welfare recipients or making homelessness and being unemployed a capital offense. but we have to execute you with a 500 lb bomb though

Fucking kids!

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:25:55 EST zZ3g5ALR No.4947404
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Why are kids always so obsessed with finding out their biological parents? It’s so stupid and unnecessary.

The only legitimate reason I can think of is to find out about genetic diseases and medical family history and that can be fixed with a DNA test.

The whole idea of some kid randomly showing up to become part of my life is a major reason preventing me from an otherwise lucrative sperm donor career.
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Major Rakal - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 16:39:43 EST +s1jREfL No.4947532 Reply
>>4947520
>Dark Mother
Your mother is so dark when she puts on lotion it looks like she has on leather pants.
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Alain Chapel - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 16:45:42 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4947537 Reply
>>4947404
Because who you are literally is half parents? Many your weird personality traits and mannerism is genetical. People are not blank slates. You can also see parts of your future and what to avoid.
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Longrod Von Hugendong - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 22:22:14 EST +5591DBK No.4947701 Reply
>>4947537
you may think that you are some special kind of snowflake but really you are more or less the same with 90% of humans. Our species is one of the least genetically diverse among mammals your DNA really does not make that much of a difference and trying to infer shit based on your genetic parents will just lead you to pitfalls and a way to make excuses.

Ohh i can't lose weight, must be my genetics from my biological parents.Ohh I'm lazy, must be genetic etc.

Aside form obvious genetic defects that lead to horrible diseases like Huntington's and maybe some mutations that highly predispose you to cancers (which could and should be screened out by the sperm bank anyway) there is not much reason to worry about genetics.

poo wipers at work

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- Fri, 17 Jan 2020 21:38:51 EST LeOgH8fV No.4947198
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I recently got a job at a bank fulfillment centre. It's just an entry level role doing loan restructures/refinancing etc.

Anyway I went to the bathroom and there are signs on every wall "USE A TISSUE, using the walls instead of a tissue is unacceptable. If this behaviour continues we will take further measures"

What could these further measures be?
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NathanielPavingcocke.mid - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 06:40:36 EST l1g78wnq No.4947374 Reply
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>>4947198
*uses a tissue to blow my nose then presses my ass directly on the wall and shits*
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Paul Daley - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 13:51:23 EST QONqD5Ih No.4947428 Reply
I was thinking of going to the"vegan place" but I'm not so sure now....
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