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Fucking kids!

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:25:55 EST zZ3g5ALR No.4947404
File: 1579368355782.jpg -(143331B / 139.97KB, 1400x933) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Fucking kids!
Why are kids always so obsessed with finding out their biological parents? It’s so stupid and unnecessary.

The only legitimate reason I can think of is to find out about genetic diseases and medical family history and that can be fixed with a DNA test.

The whole idea of some kid randomly showing up to become part of my life is a major reason preventing me from an otherwise lucrative sperm donor career.
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Major Rakal - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:31:07 EST +s1jREfL No.4947406 Reply
It's natural to be curious of where you come from IMO, that's why religion and philosophy were made.

The whole concept of using a sperm donor is weird to me along with envitro fertilization. There is no shortage of children without anyone in the world and nature or fate is telling you no on the reproduction front in an already overcrowded world. Maybe take a hint. IDK.

Why must I live this Way..

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- Tue, 14 Jan 2020 09:57:17 EST qVx94Rwu No.4945500
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I would like to take this moment to appreciate all the hard-working effort God puts into our lives by saving us from disaster. I would like to thank Jesus Christ for all the ins and outs he gave me. For all the future hopes he showed me. For the knowledge guidance and patience he put into me.

Thank God I am here now and not 6 feet under or in jail.

It's all good, baby-baybay!
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Bernard Burke - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 01:27:50 EST tlY6CXc0 No.4945886 Reply
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>>4945876
This is why I call it the creator. It may be intelligent, or not. Creation may be intentional, or not. Our existence could be known or unknown. Certainly, there's no being deserving of worship in the way people think of a God. But I can admire creation for what it is. And in the end, I'll either know the truth or I won't. But I'm not going to pretend like I've got this figured out better than the previous 21 billion humans that preceded me. The answer to this question lies in the future, and I'm okay with that.
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Ettore Boiardi - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:42:44 EST 3nrp0Bmb No.4947409 Reply
>>4945868
>and then the heat death of the universe allows gravity to take control and compress everything, like a reverse big bang.

Why would heat death reverse the expansion of the universe?

are things going to bet better in this decade

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 07:26:53 EST YRmHzjGk No.4947380
File: 1579350413747.webm [mp4] -(10479741B / 9.99MB, 640x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. are things going to bet better in this decade
or are far right candidates going to keep getting elected all over the world?
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Firebreather Priscilla - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 11:43:17 EST W1n0zLgw No.4947396 Reply
Whoops, pushed submit too fast

>>4947393
>After thats done for the adequate amount of terms
...they switch the mask back to nazi and get elected, because people are disappointed with the social democrat mask
Now they give a fat tax cut for themselves, but leave the working class with the increased taxrate. The taxfunds are moved from welfare to warfare.
Poorest in the world and victims of war are told "fuck you, got my own" while globalism is used to monopolize world economy. Fat and wealthy military industry helps with that
And there's nothing people can do, because their guns are taken away and their thoughts surveiled, so any potent opposition can be suppressed and isolated before it matters, and even if some movement got a bit if wind under it's wings, at the end they would be up against the humongous military which was grown with the people's own tax money

...so they vote again, because there is nothing else they could do. "Maybe this time the big corporations with the other mask turn out better than big corporations with the last mask" they think to themselves.
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MollyBillingbanks.grp - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:28:40 EST NqfNmRKb No.4947405 Reply
>>4947393
>>4947396

And what are you implying with all this? That we shouldn't even care to vote since billionaires will do everything in their power to get the government to rig the system for them and fuck everyone else? That bOtH sIdEs are just equally as bad? Even if democracy is very limited and even if what we really need is a violent revolution, it's an obvious fact that the countries with the highest human development index are the ones to the left and with expensive welfare states. And we have a candidate that openly says that billionaires should not exist, which terrorizes the mainstream media, and he's getting a lot of traction, so disruption is possible.

Are you an EnLiGhTeNeD cEnTrIsT, some kind of anarchist, what is going on in your mind?
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Major Rakal - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:37:26 EST +s1jREfL No.4947408 Reply
>>4947405
I see lots of billionaires absconding with their money in the next several years. I also think a Latin American country may balkanize, maybe Brazil or Chile, with lots of rich expats moving into an area already controlled by plutocrats and they will try and make it like a Monaco or Montenegro of the Americas. When I'm president we'll nuke them.

Running for smokes

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- Wed, 15 Jan 2020 21:55:42 EST IiSIjjvW No.4946259
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I'm running for smokes, y'all need anything at the store?
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Jon Irenicus - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 11:09:27 EST hxRGKvpy No.4947392 Reply
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People keep telling me there is no difference between luckies and other smokes but I'm telling ya I cant taste the difference. My smokes are Toasted!. I'm dead serious. I need a pack of soft pack luckies to go with my ribbons.
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Valentina Smegtooth - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 11:33:10 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4947395 Reply
>>4947392
I've always wanted to try the camel softpack, but the website online I found it at the only time I've spotted it stopped carrying it before I had time to place an order.

BWH

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:19:15 EST W1n0zLgw No.4947403
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I just wanna say thank you to mods, they are more like civil servants than cops(who should be gunned down one by one BTW). And I'm not saying these nice things just to get partymode for my thread, but like, give this thread the partymode lol. This thread deserves it

>Bump while high! part forever


What ya on? What's up? Anything else you wanna share?

Example: Hi I am amped to my tits by this good meth that I ate, and beer isn't bad either. I'm chillin in my basement, assembling some IKEA furnitures, thinkin' about communism. Also Where is my mind by Pixies is a good song, been listening it on repeat for a while.

new simpsons shitpost thread

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:04:04 EST 5OzgxxOL No.4947398
File: 1579367044870.jpg -(73395B / 71.67KB, 640x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. new simpsons shitpost thread
post your simpsons posts that are shitty
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Nathaniel Greencocke - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:12:35 EST 5OzgxxOL No.4947399 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Nathaniel Greencocke - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:18:36 EST 5OzgxxOL No.4947402 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

Headed to L.A. and ive never been out of oklahoma.

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 06:06:43 EST gO9AfXeg No.4947359
File: 1579345603612.jpg -(36694B / 35.83KB, 569x420) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Headed to L.A. and ive never been out of oklahoma.
What can i look forward too and what should i expect? Suggestions and tips are very welcomed.
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Christiaan Huygens - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 09:03:18 EST yZcgVg24 No.4947385 Reply
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Hey OP. I was one of the Okies who left after highschool. Been all over the place.

Make sure you go see the ocean. You've never seen the ocean before.

Compared to Tulsa or OKC, you have never seen a big city. LA is gonna feel huge and crowded and fast paced. It's cool, but pace yourself and take it easy. You'll be anxious to see and do as much as you can since you only have 3 days, but try to relax and fully enjoy whatever sights and experiences are available to you.

Make a goal to not waste your time online, and to only eat food you cant get back home.

Have a great time man.
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Joseph Sisko - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:13:18 EST t49SeSW5 No.4947400 Reply
>>4947369
What an awful map. Where's the scale? The compass rose? No street names either? This a baby map for little babbies.

Anyways, as soon as you get to LA, the first thing you'ee gonna want to do, is hop back on the greyhound and go literally anywhere else.
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Horace - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:16:57 EST gO9AfXeg No.4947401 Reply
>>4947385
Thanks. Ive been plotting my trip for 2 weeks now. Going to the top of US Bank tower, booked a whale watching cruise for $25, and going to see a few hollywood landmarks and hike up behind the famous hollywoo sign for a photo. But im sure that all the places im hoping to see, ill prob only see half that. Here i go!

Back when I still left the house

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- Fri, 17 Jan 2020 19:14:09 EST 50ui3QxQ No.4947103
File: 1579306449589.jpg -(31679B / 30.94KB, 636x661) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Back when I still left the house
Inb4 someone calls my story fake

Back in like 2014 I had a spirit awakening in a mushroom trip. It was my first time tripping and I just wanted to stay somewhere safe , maybe smoke some weed. The people I was with unfortunately had other plans and I shouldn't have done shroom with them.

Maybe they thought it would be funny. They took me to a big city and we walked around while they left me on my own several times.
Of course this is what I meant by spiritual awakening. It was the last time I ever saw him. That vacation I mean not that particular day. Are those things suppose to help you see whatever it is you're not seeing and thus help you put forth whatever it is you need to act on what they're telling you?

Why do we allow ourselves to attached to particular persons that abuse us or have evil behind their eyes? Optimistic me would believe the average person means we'll but I truly believe good people are a dime a dozen now. Those angsty old guys that listened to punk and just did drugs all day might be been right. People are sheep but if you say you're more than them people will stop listening to you or is it better to be a snake and let people believe you're a sheep.

I'm thinking back to this quiet red haired anime girl I once knew. She didn't talk to anyone and back then I hated her because I wanted to do it to but couldnt. She is an example of a decent human being. Because she knows.
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Shit Dubberhidge - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 05:49:49 EST xfLAwQD0 No.4947358 Reply
>>4947308
I think there's been some schizospam over the previous few weeks. to be honest, it's the time of year, I think. January sure brings it out in people. <3
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Icarus - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 06:27:28 EST cBfPPnCn No.4947364 Reply
>>4947243
>I talk about the website I constantly post on as if I'm not a part of it
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Rich Franklin - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 10:36:55 EST QCfol2DQ No.4947390 Reply
>>4947364
You seem triggered angry by h is remark? You do seem a bit bothered by it all? maybe you could be one of the ones he talking about?

Mellowtonin

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- Sat, 11 Jan 2020 02:20:26 EST Bf9waaKw No.4944426
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Does anyone take a supplement called melatonin?2

How much do you take for the night and how often do you do it?

Abuse potential?
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Bruce Leroy - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 07:47:45 EST BPVDJBbF No.4947382 Reply
Melatonin does not help me sleep, at all.

BUT! If I take 5+mg of melatonin, I will have dreams/can recall my dreams shortly after waking up.

I pair melatonin with MSG (monosodium glutamate, yes, the food additive/seasoning). The MSG also helps me remember my dreams. The MSG makes the dreams extremely vivid, but also has a tendency to cause them to be nightmarish or anxiety filled.

I've been able to cut the MSG nightmares/anxiety with the melatonin, it takes off some of the edge. Just taking some MSG daily for about a week or two and being prepared also helped cut down on the anxious nightmares.

So if you want to dream, definitely take both. If you're cool with nightmares and waking up in a sweat with your heart pounding (I am, it's kinda fun and I enjoy a bit of fear every now and again), then just load up on MSG.

think

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- Fri, 17 Jan 2020 23:27:36 EST 0HBejmBY No.4947233
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what do you think
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Augustus Cenningchut - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 06:42:03 EST g8CdcshX No.4947375 Reply
>>4947328

This is what they should do to rapists and pedophiles. And that's all the food that they can have until they finish it.

Too cold for ice cream?

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- Thu, 16 Jan 2020 14:28:01 EST nE5/rj8x No.4946545
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Never
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ITT we chill the fuck out

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 01:07:14 EST rcdrRgxh No.4947283
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Hello.

In this thread, we’ll just be hanging out and having a time.
Maybe you can rest your head on my shoulder and have a little nap.

It’s the zen zone baby
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Mayor MacCready - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 06:39:15 EST YRmHzjGk No.4947373 Reply
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>>4947283
how are you feeling today, OP
how is your family
can i speak to your mother

poo wipers at work

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- Fri, 17 Jan 2020 21:38:51 EST LeOgH8fV No.4947198
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I recently got a job at a bank fulfillment centre. It's just an entry level role doing loan restructures/refinancing etc.

Anyway I went to the bathroom and there are signs on every wall "USE A TISSUE, using the walls instead of a tissue is unacceptable. If this behaviour continues we will take further measures"

What could these further measures be?
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Subcommander Almak - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 22:49:52 EST 9WDslI8K No.4947223 Reply
you're jacking off spying me stalkers???
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NathanielPavingcocke.mid - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 06:40:36 EST l1g78wnq No.4947374 Reply
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>>4947198
*uses a tissue to blow my nose then presses my ass directly on the wall and shits*

loud neighbour

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- Fri, 17 Jan 2020 09:23:11 EST LeOgH8fV No.4946909
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its another loud neighbour at 1 am episode

when does this story arc end and i get the nice gardening neighbour that makes small talk over the fence w/ a buckethat on
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Shit Dubberhidge - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 05:44:26 EST xfLAwQD0 No.4947357 Reply
>>4946924
it does seem strange for a chan user wanting to impose some conditions on someone elses behaviour. there are no fucking rules, everything is permitted etc.

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