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micro-clits

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 03:10:54 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4962008
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y'all ever think about how a clit is kind of like a penis, like they are anatomically analogous?

would it follow then that since there are some micro-penises, there would be some micro-clits? are some women "hung", in terms of their clit? a bigger clit would mean more pleasure right?
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Nathaniel Meshforth - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 05:09:43 EST nJkrco7e No.4962019 Reply
Yes obviously clitorises vary in size, you should have noticed this by now after being on the internet.
Larger clitorises and greater distance between the clitoris and the vagina itself, in studies, correlates with less pleasure derived from sex and fewer orgasms.
The studies that showed this are from a more heteronormative time so without further detail we should assume they're talking strictly about heterosexual, penetrative sex which makes sense as the larger and further away the clit, the less it'll be stimulated by that sort of thing. That said, if a clit is larger then the nerve endings are further apart (bigger doesn't mean more nerves) so the less sensitive it'll be in general.
I have no idea where I got this information but I didn't make it up like hentai.

What do

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 00:45:02 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4961964
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You're married to a vanilla partner. The hot kinky couple of your dreams invites you into a threesome. Your partner would never allow this in a million years, nor will they have a threesome with you.

What's worse, cheating on your partner, or dying knowing you lived a life partially unlived?
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Martha Stewart - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 02:14:13 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4961992 Reply
>>4961988
if I did it i definitely would never tell even if I felt guilty. I 100% agree with what you said, like there would not even be a point in telling them other than resolving my own guilt about it and creating problems in the relationship.

today I did pitch the idea of swinging, or a foursome, but that was met with a rather icy response lol.
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Ulani Belor - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 05:41:13 EST iXPO4QG0 No.4962029 Reply
>partially unlived
in life, your state of being, such as a stable and loving relationship, necessarily precludes other activities antithetical to this. If you begin to commodify your life into "having" experiences you are going to have a bad time chasing things which shouldn't be together.

Also sex is hella boring and rarely worth it, but that's just my opinion.
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Koumei Nakamura - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 06:39:00 EST BYi0oD1j No.4962038 Reply
>>4961988
If your vanilla partner "wouldn't understand" then don't do it. It's outside the boundaries of your relationship.

black pussy

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- Mon, 29 Jul 2019 19:11:05 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4883666
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have you ever fucked black girls? I got black pussy today for the first time (if you don't count one time with a prostitute years ago). Damn that ass and big tits. Where I live there are fery few black peole and even fewer black women.

She was very busty and had a huge ass but very tight pussy.

inb4 normie shit, I haven't had sex before this in 3 years. She didn't speak my language fluently but it was still really good and understandable.
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the future

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 22:00:33 EST stRgI2Uy No.4961557
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It saddens me what a hugbox /b/ has become. I got a perma a week ago for "child porn" for making a thread about black chicks and mentioned my girlfriend was black. Within a couple minutes of making it, I got a perma. I miss when our drive was just general chaos. I went there originally to escape the snowflakes, and then it turned into a snowflake hive
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Smokey Mcbongwater - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 06:07:34 EST PWXdCfDw No.4962034 Reply
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>>4961871
>There's NO OC
you don't contribute any yourself so why do you expect others to do so?
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Ulani Belor - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 06:17:36 EST iXPO4QG0 No.4962036 Reply
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>>4961989
Yeah, although to be honest I haven't been able to browse with no sense of how bad things have gotten since 2011 or so, when I stopped going even to the hobby boards like /jp/ and /g/. m00t ran that fucking site into the ground trying to be cool. nb

If you could describe Coldplay with a food what food would they be?

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- Thu, 20 Feb 2020 20:10:46 EST evIzoUPJ No.4961898
File: 1582247446166.jpg -(64098B / 62.60KB, 960x540) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. If you could describe Coldplay  with a food what food would they be?
👁
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Syndey Bristow - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 05:40:31 EST t49SeSW5 No.4962027 Reply
Jelly toast lying on the floor, jelly side down. And I own dogs too so there is dog hair in the jelly for you to deal with OP.
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Commander Albert - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 05:49:47 EST 2uAp0LAF No.4962032 Reply
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Discarded dry cereal eaten off a railroad track by a homeless guy
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Robert Irvine - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 06:03:33 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4962033 Reply
Probably a gazpacho because it's cold and it's a play on that.

yfw you're informed that you have a brain tumor and just a month to live

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 20:19:18 EST teIVaGda No.4961519
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your face when yfw your face you're informed that you h
ave a brain tumor and just a month to live your face yfw your face when
FACE
YOUR FACE WHEN
YFW YOUR FACE when your face when your face
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
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Bobby Flay - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 05:41:08 EST QzqynLeI No.4962028 Reply
>>4962013
Could you put a really strong magnet into your backpack and kill that fucker by getting it close to him?
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Syndey Bristow - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 05:44:53 EST t49SeSW5 No.4962030 Reply
>>4962028
If ypu work hard and train every day, you can shatter his spine with a single punch.
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Ulani Belor - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 05:49:28 EST iXPO4QG0 No.4962031 Reply
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It was a decent run at academia.
Time to panic and start a noise band before it's too late I guess.

Celebs bread fake/gif/webm/pics

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 21:48:00 EST LOleUaFy No.4961551
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Celebs bread fake/gif/webm/pics
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What's your favourite fictional god entity?

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 14:01:26 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4961329
File: 1582138886691.jpg -(450591B / 440.03KB, 2000x1500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What's your favourite fictional god entity?
I've been binging reading up on fictional gods of media I don't even like / am into, and I really stuck on papa Nurgle from WH40k for reasons. He just seems like a jolly one who really loves his followers, and blesses them into heaven without even having to pass through the death gate first. I like slaanesh too, but that sounds more like a side-gig / hobby god to me. Papa Nurgle is the real deal.

Also I guess it makes sense I'd like him too, since I'm one of those naturalists who don't use shower soap anymore. I did even try recently to have a soap shower first time in years, got sick like I used to get first time since I started the habit. Had forgotten how much being sick that way feels, like you've been cursed. When going just plain cold water shower being "sick" feels more like kinda just being slightly funky, like something is kinda off a day or two, but then you're back. So in a way I already partake of Nurgles blessings.

What's your fave fict. god?
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Paulo Filho - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 02:29:38 EST Bf9waaKw No.4961998 Reply
>>4961963
I didn't say call it "priapism", just something to do with the legend of Priapus combined with prescription medication. Priapecia... priapussinol... priapectate...
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Bug Catcher Nell - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 02:46:28 EST 3Cr0F64A No.4962001 Reply
hahaha check out this dude with his enormous penis, you're not getting laid with that thing old chap.

do you trip over it when going for a walk? you might need a wheelbarrow.

romans used to make fun of people with large penises
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Syndey Bristow - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 03:28:01 EST t49SeSW5 No.4962010 Reply
My favorite thing Jesus ever said was "Hey, dude. You're a beneficiary of an imperialist tradition. That's just a fact. If you think that makes you evil and that such means you deserve to suffer, that's YOUR opinion. That's all you, man. I acknowledge that you are a willing participant in the mass destruction of life, without any judgements or criticisms about you as a person. You can do that too. I can show you how."

ITT Mad Libs

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- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 01:08:38 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4961972
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Ok 420chan, give me some nouns and stuff and I'll plug this into a Mad Lib and see what cums out. Plz give me the number of the word you're giving me.
Bonus points if you participate in this thread while lounging out on the bed with your pussy out

NOUN [1]

ADJECTIVE [14]

ADJECTIVE [2]

ADVERB [15]

NOUN [3]

LIQUID [16]

PLACE [4]

BODY PART [17]

ADVERB [5]

ADJECTIVE [18]

VERB ENDING IN "ED" [6]

ADJECTIVE [19]

NOUN [7]

LIQUID [20]
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Martha Stewart - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 02:49:53 EST 7Mr6dUFf No.4962003 Reply
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>>4961999
OK we'll do it again, I just can't see y'all sad

1 - last name
2 - number
3 - Adjective
4 - season
5 - color
6 - plural clothing
7 - animal
8 - plural clothing
9 - color
10 - article of clothing
11 - number
12 - Adjective
13 - emotion
14 - type of nut
15 - verb
16 - nationality
17 - Adjective
18 - Adjective
19 - decade
20 - color
21 - shape
22 - color
23 - body part
24 - body part
25 - length of time
26 - nickname
27 - sport
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today thread

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- Mon, 10 Feb 2020 13:31:32 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4957741
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Do you know what today is?
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Fucking Blytheman - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 00:05:48 EST RKOZfxbo No.4961959 Reply
>>4961956
The Irish are weekenders*

Alternate joke: Irish you were kidding.
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Shu Shibutani - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 02:29:18 EST MC6L0aFo No.4961997 Reply
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>>4961949
They are either a bot or are using google translate to write english. This is an english chan. That's enough to be called foreign. Has nothing to do with racism.
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Admiral Chekote - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 02:50:22 EST r8Txfzaq No.4962004 Reply
>>4961997
So what you're saying is, only foreign subverters would stoop to delving into a freakish, esoteric topic like the survival of Orangutans?

sober

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- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 01:17:03 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4960533
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I've been completely sober for a fucking week straight somehow. Go me. Idk I'm just bragging about how cool I am. gnite fuckers
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Pherson O'Rallie - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 21:30:47 EST JAabUWi9 No.4961920 Reply
>>4961882
if you treat it as an exotic thing you have rarely you also don't get the health benefits which peak at around ~six cups a day
in reality the people you classify as addicts will live longer than you and have lower rates of Alzheimer's disease in their old age all factors adjusted
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Senator Tal'aura - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 00:56:11 EST zVgCHF4g No.4961970 Reply
>>4961966
You acclimate. If you spread those throughout the day that's not a huge amount, really. My dad drinks around 8-10 a day.

When he drinks a quadshot espresso he gets really fucking annoying, though. Think he's making up for the fact that he can't get coke anymore.

window of life

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- Thu, 20 Feb 2020 21:46:31 EST HQNC9OKL No.4961922
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$5 FOR 30 SEC $10 FOR 60SEC MEDIA

https://youtu.be/FGWvwoz_-zE
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Longrod Von Hugendong - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 00:16:23 EST WWqObCTW No.4961961 Reply
This is a great exanple of why 4chins is out of date, unfunny and pointless drivel now. Read the live chat. Its unbearabley stupid. Its just...so out of touch and irrelevant.

Weekend Wetness 2020-02

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- Sun, 09 Feb 2020 06:41:43 EST l1g78wnq No.4957195
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WHAT'CHA:

>PLAYAN

>WATCHAN

>LISTENAN

>READAN

>EATAN

>DRINKAN

>FAPPAN

>FEELAN
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Eddie Sanchez - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 22:31:33 EST IwnwbTUY No.4961940 Reply
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>>4961817
I'm playing my first game, as America.
Immediately I notice how combat driven this edition is.
I freaking hate it -it's not game ruining but- Diplomacy
should be a many various ways to play it, but no, it is
more like, you can play a pacifist almost on the verge
of having combat spoonfed to you at every turn, or you
could choose nothing else that's more tradesmanship.
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Nate Marquardt - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 22:35:28 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4961942 Reply
>>4961940
yeah it really is. there's like no penalty for taking cities anymore, you just get the fucking city. I mean the computer will call you a warmonger forever over it but you can offset that by liberating a city state from somebody if you have the chance.

I like america because you end up with double the legacy government bonuses (because you earn them in half the time). that takes until late game to really pay off tho.
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ThomasHishtane.bat - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 23:42:00 EST 078nHOBa No.4961955 Reply
Insomnia with a side of harsh noise and a little anime. All I have to do is fall down and I'm in bed, this shouldn't be this hard. All tomorrow to myself so good stuff.

Sexual Assault

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- Tue, 18 Feb 2020 12:04:44 EST EDB9t0Iv No.4960984
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YOU ARE OF THE WEAKER GENDER

I AM A PISSED-OFF SEX OFFENDER

FACE IT, BITCH! THERE'S NO ESCAPE

TONIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED
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Kane - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 18:31:58 EST XZHAeQGK No.4961869 Reply
>>4961132
>The common thread running among all bands
Is Riffs. Strong rhythms and loud dynamics, emphasis on kick drum, usually includes distorted and downtuned guitar in the timbre.

Lyrics aren't even a given let alone content. Metal is a genre, not an agenda. don't get me wrong plenty of bands do the thing you just said and it's often awesome. But it's not all bands or even close. There are too many bands to even be "exceptions" except maybe black metal and even then only if you're a purist and disregard certain strands of it.
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Captain Commando - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 23:31:57 EST 3MtRJb0J No.4961951 Reply
>>4961869
I was talking about Metal thematically, but if we're discussing technique, then yes, Metal is built on riffs.

Metal is heavy, Psychedelic and Blues-based Rock music structured in either minor-key, modal or chromatic scales. Power chords, quick picking and galloping riffs are also very important. So much so, that heavy bands that don't utilize them in any fashion are rarely considered Metal. The tonal centers of the Metal riffs in each composition are not fixed but progress over the course of it. The rhythm guitar is therefore not a merely a rhythm instrument but the lead one. Even if you're shredding, there can be no Metal without a rhythm guitar. The drum kit is enslaved to the guitars as a mere metronomic timekeeper despite whatever swing, texture, or fills the drummer flourishes the music with. If Robbing the Graveyard and Raping the Dead from Satan's Massacre is any proof, you can construct Metal music simply with your amp and guitar with no bass or percussion needed at all.

People often claim Black Sabbath's debut album is the first Metal release, but that's a complete fallacy to me. Black Sabbath's Metal work started with Paranoid and virtually every album since that time. Their most Metal albums under Ozzy's tenure were (in order): Sabotage, Vol. 4, Master of Reality and Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. “The Wizard” may have that one riff (I'd argue it's a Hard Rock riff [the fills, phrasing, and little notes popping up here and there are even more indication]), but even with that song, the rest of the album isn't even close to what would define Metal.

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