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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

420chan Shotglasses

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 01:40:08 EST tqr0DGBx No.4914404
File: 1571031608138.jpg -(333049B / 325.24KB, 2048x1536) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 420chan Shotglasses
As mentioned a few weeks ago, we've managed to unearth our old inventory of 420chan shot glasses! As requested, I'm making them available once again!

I'll even try to sign them and seal it in if you want!!!

Get them via supporting us on Patreon: https://patreon.com/join/420chan

$20 tier patrons can still get buttons if you'd like. And shotglass purchasers will get them included as well.

Like in the past, if you wish to toss us some support outside of Patreon, you can email me at kirtaner@420chan.org and I can provide PayPal details or Interac eTransfer details for fellow Canadians.

Buttons are being shipped on Wednesday, if you got em please ensure your shipping details are correct (or present at all) on Patreon. I'll reach out to stragglers individually.

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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 23:02:13 EST sTwClUnx No.4914688 Reply
>>4914682
Biology yes, computer science no. Simultaneously it's "dude what if"
Are you exclusively interested in challenges that are easy?
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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 23:33:38 EST sTwClUnx No.4914695 Reply
>>4914690
That's bullshit. I'm somewhat superficial in certain aspects. I promise I'll keep my mouth shut about transhumanism on /b/ if there's a new, permanent futurism board okay?

THE MOST MYSTICAL WEBM THREAD EVAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!

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- Wed, 31 Jul 2019 00:21:38 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4884117
File: 1564546898310.webm [mp4] -(19806716B / 18.89MB, 480x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. THE MOST MYSTICAL WEBM THREAD EVAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
SLITS EVERYWHERE
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Why does everyone think they're smart?

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- Mon, 14 Oct 2019 19:44:19 EST YfX61y7/ No.4914615
File: 1571096659576.jpg -(27988B / 27.33KB, 554x553) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Why does everyone think they're smart?
Do you think you're smart? When I was a teenager I thought I was smart and special because of my 120+ IQ, but then I entered academia and there's plenty of ppl here that are twice as smart as me, and now I feel dumb as fuck. Makes me wonder if IQ tests even mean anything or if they're all rigged to make us feel better with higher numbers than we should get.
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Geraldine Mcgurk - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 22:37:33 EST Chr3HTu6 No.4914681 Reply
Average PhD has an IQ of 115. Obviously a bit of variance there, some 130s and 140s sprinkled in for good measure, but you don't have to be a genius to run a statistical battery on some data and report your results, or even to comprehend the math itself and understand what you're doing on the data. Literal children do science. We don't all have to be von Neumann or Kantoravich.
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Heinrich Olbers - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 23:20:31 EST A0AvS+WN No.4914693 Reply
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You're probably stuck in the valley.

Why are they called yuris

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- Mon, 14 Oct 2019 17:11:27 EST 93Lw/LaG No.4914586
File: 1571087487340.jpg -(1234114B / 1.18MB, 1600x1067) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Why are they called yuris
I don't see the connection
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Maggie Beckett - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 23:02:05 EST yUwOsz8/ No.4914687 Reply
>>4914679
That's because it was a job meant for men, not delicate girly folks.
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Lidia Bastianich - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 23:02:26 EST CSPK6E6P No.4914689 Reply
>>4914686
Cool it with the xenophobic remarks buddy,aint nothing wrong with immigrant child labour.
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Smokey Mcbongwater - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 23:17:38 EST sTwClUnx No.4914692 Reply
>>4914675
How about
>a select few issues that have profoundly negative impacts on the current system
like seiously communism isn't the only fix to this shit

>>4914686
Why is it always one extreme vs the other? Why can't there be some compromise involving a glorious free market while also not having to be a wage slave for basic necessities of civilized living? I'm seriously asking because I never said the way things are working now is perfect.

Choose an element that represents you

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- Tue, 08 Oct 2019 05:41:29 EST NjsyT4ba No.4912790
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I choose water. Cos of water pokemon and waterbenders in Avatar: The Last Airbender.
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Shooting the shit

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- Sun, 13 Oct 2019 20:06:28 EST w3/BkVun No.4914332
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Just the small nuggets that you wouldn't create a thread for but would be nice to share. Whatcha been having on your mind lately? Any interesting anecdote of something that happened recently?

My nugget:
Been looking at some different programming languages today cause I was bored.
Apparently in J you make comments by writing "NB." A small nugget of joy, commenting out a line by no-bumping it.
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James McSweeney - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 22:35:59 EST zdLOiIxx No.4914680 Reply
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>>4914676
That's Flashprint, the slicer that makes the file that the printer prints. I started with some student architectural models of the art deco buildings in Goiânia, Goiás. These came from the 3d warehouse in sketchup. I went through the extra steps to make each model solid or at least solid enough to print. First thing I did was make a music box for my wife, then I did this 3d puzzle, then a massive makeup case out of the museum, a snap-together model of the old clock tower (got fairy lights for that one). I'm putting all these together along with a bunch of other stuff like a VR world, a stop motion animation studio, and plastics recycling machines in order to try to win a historical prize for Goiânia. There are loads of artists out there who deserve to keep working as artists.

3d printing is pretty cool man. There's probably a maker fair in your city.
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Link Shitrider - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 22:42:11 EST xhBQ0Gw7 No.4914683 Reply
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>>4914677
Serranos are supposed to turn red before you pick em? Well fuck me.
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HughGushdudge.ost - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 23:15:13 EST 6bqxDCgF No.4914691 Reply
>>4914683
They don't have to. They're perfectly fine to pick while green, like jalapenos. But if you let them (or jalapenos) turn red on the plant, they should develop more heat and sweetness, and lose a bit of bitterness. Depending on what you're using the peppers for, you might even prefer the green, slightly more bitter pepp's. But the main reason you find jalapenos and serranos green in grocery stores and restaurants, is because it's more profitable for farmers to pick them as soon as they're grown, so they can get more peppers out of each plant. Or so I have read. It would stand to reason, I think, because they take a while to ripen to redness (as I'm learning first-hand), and they tend not to ripen all at the same time.

Ontological Breakthrough

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- Mon, 14 Oct 2019 16:21:06 EST Ng2tXNuc No.4914576
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How do we change the baseline modality of human society from one of banter and fun-poking by self deprecating or being exdeprecating (deprecating outwardly onto others) to being one fueled by a banter and camaraderie of the opposite sort: a hard and hearty slap on the back of encouragement in a way that kicks your ass, but lifts you up into the stratosphere of earthly experience? Think of it like, the entire world astrally bear-hugging each other to protect them from an explosion of evil but the bear hugging supraconsciousness of every person on the planet is also each shooting an Intercontinental Nuke made of Love-energy at the core of existence. I think such a thing is possible, and would change the world. Think of all of the most inspiring people you have ever known or heard of, real or fake, but that is just how society is like as a "normal baseline". Basically human civilization FUCK YEAHing for a couple thousand years until we have something better do do. Pic related. So, how would you do it?
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Ronaldo McCornCunt - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 21:52:23 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4914667 Reply
>>4914664
but what do we use the pee for? I have yet to discover a satisfactory answer for this question. until I do I'll just continue taking samples and sending them back to, uh, the lab.
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Smokey Mcbongwater - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 21:59:04 EST sTwClUnx No.4914670 Reply
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>>4914667
Ha ha come on fellow man I think we both know what it's used for.
on an unrelated note, to check if everyone else here is a real earth human, who knows the answer to this webm?
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Yoshiko Tamura - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 22:31:03 EST B7w5ydfa No.4914678 Reply
>>4914667

It's used for writing your name on stuff, like snow or walls or kinky girls

DRAW AN ANGRY DINOSAUR!!!!!

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- Mon, 14 Oct 2019 20:44:24 EST cj0XroRI No.4914638
File: 1571100264736.jpg -(48208B / 47.08KB, 685x548) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DRAW AN ANGRY DINOSAUR!!!!!
DO IT!!! DRAW AN ANGRY DINOSAUR ON PAINT NOW!!! NOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!
ROAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nathan Ragefock - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 21:26:35 EST cj0XroRI No.4914654 Reply
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RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR >:C
here's another one I made. This one I made on my phone right now

>>4914647
YOUR DINO IS REALLY CREEPYYYYY!!!!!!!

>>4914650
What? No I did not steal it! You can reverse image search it and you won't find it anywhere
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Q-Bert - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 21:29:04 EST TZ7N3aQQ No.4914658 Reply
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Alright fine, here. BUT IT'S STRICTLY GPL LICENSE!
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Nathan Ragefock - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 22:01:32 EST cj0XroRI No.4914672 Reply
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>>4914651
THAT DINO IS NOT EVEN ANGRY GRRRRR

>>4914658
WHERE IS THE DINOSAUR?!?! THIS LOOK LIKE A TIKI MASK GRRRRR

Worksafe

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- Mon, 14 Oct 2019 20:14:21 EST akponMh+ No.4914625
File: 1571098461762.webm [mp4] -(795725B / 777.08KB, 854x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Worksafe
No nips and crotches are covered. It's worksafe.
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Bicycle Archery

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- Sun, 13 Oct 2019 07:12:02 EST akponMh+ No.4914206
File: 1570965122524.jpg -(24265B / 23.70KB, 250x251) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Bicycle Archery
Is Bicycle Archery a thing? Maybe with composite bows and mountain bicycles.
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Greer - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 09:20:28 EST 9BM/9OmI No.4914480 Reply
>>4914220
Awwwww, glad I can still trigger a filthy frenchy footsoldier so long after Crecy ended.

white autist nerds reinact babylon berlin

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- Sun, 13 Oct 2019 13:32:33 EST uP6a0Wqu No.4914240
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So, I'm not going to post the link because I don't want to get banned for spam/viral marketing, but there was some white nerd in Portland who was an "antifascist activist" that recently got merc'd by presumably alt-right guys.

Not trying to start political drama, I just think it's hilarious that IRL middle class ledditors are killing each other over internet politics.

It's like west side story but with internet politics. We truly do live in strange times.
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Rampage Jackson - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 20:52:06 EST 5yG7r+R/ No.4914644 Reply
>>4914603
Hell yeah brother

I think most people are like us but theres a vocal minority that loooooves to piss in our community pool.
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Hugo Weaving - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 21:25:55 EST Odh4Xtei No.4914653 Reply
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>>4914603 >>4914644
Yeah, I mean just because I don't support chemo doesn't make me a cancer-supporter.
It's really just a tiny vocal minority that won't shut up about cancer.

left or right?

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- Sat, 07 Sep 2019 09:04:48 EST lQzDNnh+ No.4902326
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2d or 3D?
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TRAINS 2: THE SECOND RAIL

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- Thu, 13 Jun 2019 08:57:21 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4863721
File: 1560430641832.webm [mp4] -(16541546B / 15.78MB, 640x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. TRAINS 2: THE SECOND RAIL
TRACKS EVERYWHERE
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Sidney Bicklewater - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:11:37 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4914529 Reply
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>>4914497
there's a norwegian one with more than two hours of a first-person view down the tracks

420 chan is officially dead

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- Wed, 09 Oct 2019 09:23:25 EST uPR0MHJu No.4913057
File: 1570627405398.jpg -(74754B / 73.00KB, 959x717) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 420 chan is officially dead
It's probably just me and kirtaner posting at this point. I don't believe it for a picosecond that this place has 50.000 users. THE USER COUNTER IS A LIE HIFFEWILLY
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BJ Penn - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 19:30:18 EST zhM+ZHXl No.4914608 Reply
>>4914598
Yes, your ejaculation is the source of every single one of your problems and the cause of many wars in the middle east.
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Human Tornado - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 19:59:40 EST yUwOsz8/ No.4914619 Reply
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>>4914598
You masturbate because you need to relieve tension. You're depressed because you're depressed.

You need to put yourself out there and exercize to relieve tension and feel better about yourself. Even if you got up right now as you read this and do some cardio, you will be in a better place. Exercise!
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Ronaldo McCornCunt - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 21:51:17 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4914666 Reply
>>4914619
I go through phases where I'm exercising regularly and I can tell it helps. I just don't really stick with it. too depressed and unmotivated. also I'm not even fat so it's not like I need to lose weight and use that as motivation. I do like the endorphins. but man, when you're not doing it regularly, it's so fucking hard to get myself to do it. I don't even want to buy weed lol. too lazy and bored and everything is pointless. might try to scrape some more resin tho. don't have to drive anywhere to do that. maybe just go to sleep. idk.

tl;dr exercise is good advice but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug

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