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I was high

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- Mon, 25 Jan 2021 07:11:53 EST SY03tLAM No.5110049
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Jimin morning thread
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Blackbelt Charles - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 07:45:18 EST SY03tLAM No.5110069 Reply
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I have mixed feelings cuz he kinda broke my things and also is a lesbian but also a boy from Korea

Masculinity and knives

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- Sat, 23 Jan 2021 11:11:19 EST nVoUbFh8 No.5109010
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Two of my hobbies are woodcarving and cooking. But unlike many of those who merely dabble in these crafts, I understand their histories as being rooted in traditional masculinity.

From this perspective it's clear these activities have undergone what can only be called "feminization." This is most obvious in the discourse surrounding knife safety as it relates to woodwork, to give only one example.

Historically, craftsmanship was a state of being which suggested both a certain level of mastery (i.e. you can still see this in the apprentice system) and an expectation of masculinity. Competence, control, and being unbothered by pain and mistakes were the hallmarks of this golden era.

Yet today children in school shops everywhere are encouraged not to develop mastery or control, but to practice new and basically feminized techniques for pursuing these crafts: those learning to walk the path of the woodworker today are emphatically not taught control and skill; instead they are encouraged to make mistakes. And this is enabled through practices which have become "normal" such as cutting with the knives facing away from you.

Gone are the days when men were men and when one prided oneself in not erring. Instead we emphasize "safe spaces" and including everyone regardless of aptitude.
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Kiyotsugu Hirayama - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 06:56:49 EST mk6pTBFd No.5110048 Reply
>>5109822
Which is why you don't respond to every provocation with a diatribe. You were very clear in your original point. The other person is pretending not to understand and talking about something else entirely. Just stop trying to convince people. They want you to die, don't give them any space in your life.

Dumbest Teenage Act

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- Thu, 21 Jan 2021 10:21:02 EST Lje6Ub+4 No.5107798
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What's the most retarded thing you did as a teenager?

Honestly, it's difficult to choose one single thing which stands out as the dumbest in this period of my life. That being said, I think I'm probably going to have to go with when a friend and I decided it would be a good idea to climb on the roof of a nearby elementary school with scoped air rifles and start shooting people in the backs of their legs. We would do this, and then immediately get down so they wouldn't know where the sharp pain came from.

To be fair it was during the summer and its not as if classes were in session. But it never even crossed my mind until years later just how badly doing that could have gone.
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Kamala - Sun, 24 Jan 2021 21:58:34 EST n+2D0Tpm No.5109897 Reply
>>5109465
Thank you, that was very nice.
>>5109470
My brother did the same thing but in 2001 and it was the marines, 9/11 happened while he was in boot camp. Luckily after boot camp they were too dumb to realize he had pneumonia, they just kept telling him he had a cold and he needed to tough it out. One surgery later he got a medical discharge and my family was so happy he didn't get shipped off.

>>5109787
This reminds me of the time me and my friends got rolled up on by a cop cause we were setting off fire works, one of them made a run for it so the other friend was like "we just walked up to him to see what he was doing, we don't even know him" and I guess that cop caught our friend and told him the other guy blamed the whole thing on him. Cause when we met up my the kid who got blamed smashed the blamer in the side of the head with a bong and cut his ear so bad he had to go stitches.

Which for some reason I got blamed for, but it was OK cause he was a creep and for a couple of months girls I never even knew would come up to me and thank me for knocking him upside the head.
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Hugh Mickleworth - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 06:13:25 EST bqeDRbfn No.5110044 Reply
>>5107798
snorting tea or huffing deodorant in a washcloth in a desperate attempt to feel SOMETHING, ANYTHING
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Kiyotsugu Hirayama - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 06:54:34 EST mk6pTBFd No.5110047 Reply
>>5109897
You ran from the cops, smashed a bong, and put a friend in the hospital. This was because you were out of your minds over receiving consequences for....

Illegal fireworks?

We're you beaten as a child? What makes you this way?

Slick vampire thread

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- Sun, 24 Jan 2021 15:47:23 EST D5BDNY0/ No.5109727
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I'm curious, how many of you end up sleeping during the day and chilling during the night? It's like a natural time to be awake for some of us. It's messed up.
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Augustus Denningstone - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 05:51:06 EST tHoPIMX+ No.5110042 Reply
>>5109727
My house if full of meth heads, i never get to sleep.
Shit is rediculous
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DorisFundergold.pst - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 05:58:05 EST E4+aoiao No.5110043 Reply
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Nightwalker reporting in. Always naturally gravitate towards spending the night awake and am always most productive then. Doesn´t help that my eyes are kinda, they´re always some steps too open at the pupil or however you´d put it, if it´s full blast sun it hurts my eyes, and I don´t mean just the moment you step outside, they don´t adapt to the brightness. It sucks to be of the variety but still be forced to heed by the schedule of day folk. I would have done so much better in school if I wasn´t in a constant state of sleep deprivation and rendered ghoul mode.
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Jogger Doris - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 06:47:32 EST uxjBEeVt No.5110046 Reply
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>>5110043

School was a problemo for me too. Imagine being 8 years old and you stayed awake all night so you could show up at 8am in dance class.

It's time to go back...

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- Sun, 24 Jan 2021 15:02:57 EST yHBTSN3e No.5109707
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... back to Basom
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Officer Tenpenny - Sun, 24 Jan 2021 15:05:31 EST 3PwBI8/L No.5109709 Reply
Sorry dude, I'm stuck with the Fruit Man on Joppa Road. I sure could go for some Bananas and Blow.
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Hugh Mickleworth - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 06:14:33 EST bqeDRbfn No.5110045 Reply
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>>5109707
You ever seen live in chicago? So fucking good. Nonstop.

le stone zone

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- Thu, 21 Jan 2021 02:56:31 EST 3zpwxoAR No.5107726
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this is the part of my humble abode where my kush rests and other necessary items lie what do your stone zones look like
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Alexis Soyer - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 03:10:53 EST nqGQpbx3 No.5110033 Reply
>>5108188
You don't actually smoke the salami, it's just used as a crutch to help roll the joint, like a dollar bill.
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Monster Carrot - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 05:04:40 EST IbDiND3Z No.5110040 Reply
>>5110034
dont give a dam bout it hoss its some old card i probably used too get paid 200 bones a week for selling my soul too the local dish pit
that card hasnt had a cent on it since the last time i took out $12 for a pack of sticks and a singular gram of mids

Oh hey, how'd this Gavin McInnes/Proud Boys documentary script get here

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!Ub4TCdRjOM!!KsbIt1Lq - Sun, 24 Jan 2021 14:16:09 EST n0SSeBmi No.5109690
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“Everything we've ever accomplished is built on a foundation of sodomy.”
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Brooke Elitingston - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 04:11:07 EST EMcd3ZzK No.5110038 Reply
So this is to upset a guy or just to get a fine?

black pussy

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- Mon, 29 Jul 2019 19:11:05 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4883666
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have you ever fucked black girls? I got black pussy today for the first time (if you don't count one time with a prostitute years ago). Damn that ass and big tits. Where I live there are fery few black peole and even fewer black women.

She was very busty and had a huge ass but very tight pussy.

inb4 normie shit, I haven't had sex before this in 3 years. She didn't speak my language fluently but it was still really good and understandable.
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the lone zone

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- Mon, 25 Jan 2021 02:10:27 EST IbDiND3Z No.5110003
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are you kool with being alone forever... i know ill live a pretty lonly life... im fairly young still got some emotional babes too eventually bang... but not every sexi babe wants a lone stone bro who likes too burn ganja on the side of the road... here i am
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DorisFundergold.pst - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 02:45:49 EST E4+aoiao No.5110018 Reply
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I´m pretty cool with it. Had some fun, if I met someone new it´d kinda be just doing slight variation reruns of already experienced events. I´d rather continue to be alone than be in a relationship without a deep enough connection. I hardly have large enough social batteries to keep in touch with my few but old friends as it is.
Not much hope for me on a practical level, as I´m pretty much non compatible with tindr and dating services in general anyway. Even if that wasn´t the case my life situation is pretty trash and some attributes are probably deal breakers for most chicks. Improvement is far ahead. Maybe it´d work if it was someone in a similar situation, but that also nullifies the likelihood since we´d never collide.
>TL;DR
Is all good, I have more time to spend on weird interests and projects
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Clyde Tombaugh - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 02:52:56 EST blXLriMv No.5110021 Reply
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Yeah, I'm lonely but I've been alone all my life so I think im going to be OK

Hawaii International Film Festival Welcome E.

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- Mon, 25 Jan 2021 00:58:39 EST 4+sJOOUk No.5109958
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"HIFFWE," someone said in the darkness.
"HIFFWE," someone else echoed in the darkness.
"HIFFWE!" comes a third, far out in the darkness.

> Tim Darkness says "HIFFWE?"
You awake.
The night sky looks decadent, and the moon--white with its usual golden ring--gleams in the darkness. HIFFWE was a dream, you think to yourself as you peer into the distance.

> Tim Darkness looks at his calendar. No, he was wrong! Today tis HIFFWE Day! Tim Darkness gets out of bed and takes of his pajamas, folding them neatly in the drawer. Then he leaves his hotel room and exits out to Hawaii.
Tim exits the building. Outside, people embrace and kiss each other in the streets, traffic is at a minimum, and street vendors try to sell their goods to passerby.
"Good HIFFWE," a street vendor says in passing.
"Good HIFFWE," Tim replies.
A bird chirps in a tree, as if to say, "Welcome to the Hawaiian International Film Festival Welcome Event, fellow traveler."
"What's going on?" someone asks.
"HIFFWE," someone says.
"HIFFWE, bro," someone else replies.
El Primo Grande extends his arm. "Let me shake your hand."
You extend your arm out to shake his hand and embrace him.
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Urijah Faber - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 01:08:24 EST 4+sJOOUk No.5109966 Reply
> Tim Darkness runs up behind Ian McKellan and rubs shit in his eyes. "Got you! Haha, you're gay!"
The shit pours into Ian's eyes and he falls to the ground holding his face. He begins screaming.
"Stop, please! No more! No more!"
El Primo screams and charges towards Tim, who side-steps, and he flies head first into a wall.

> Tim Darkness says "Now that's no way to get AHEAD in life."
Tim runs up to El Primo and begins punching him in the stomach.
"Come on, get up!" He says, punching him again and again.
The others stop throwing shit and begin crowding around, eager to see El Primo get his ass kicked.

> Tim Darkness begins pissing all over El Primo's exposed stomach. Just then ...
"Hey! That's enough!"
It was the police and they were here to arrest everyone for throwing shit.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck," El Primo says, standing up clutching his stomach. "Why did you do that?"
"Well, it seemed like something I would do,"
Everyone realizes the police are not actually the police but in fact The Gay Police. They are the police to make sure people are being gay enough. They look at the shit and then walk up to Ian McKellan immediately.
"You're going to jail, alone," one of the Gay Police says.
"What?! What did I do?!" Ian asks standing up and wiping the shit from his eyes.
"You didn't make enough gay jokes,"
The Gay Policeman lists out the crimes Ian McKellan has committed at HIFFWE, including: 1. Rape in the first degree. 2. Criminal possession of a weapon: Shit. 3. Attempted sexual assault. 4. Being a raging homophobe.
Ian McKellan is dragged out of the HIFFWE Welcome Event kicking and screaming. Everyone watches in silence, as does Ian himself.
"You're all going to jail, no exceptions!"
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Urijah Faber - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 01:11:56 EST 4+sJOOUk No.5109968 Reply
> Tim Darkness mumbles in agreement and all the movie stars and ordinary folks who were throwing shit walk to Gay Jail.
Soon everyone is in jail, after only 15 minutes of being at the Welcome event. Ian McKellan seems especially upset and is crying in a corner of his jail cell.
Tim walks up to Ian and pulls down his pants. "Do you need a little pick me up, buddy?" Ian waves him away, sobbing. "No, thank you, though. That's very kind of you. No, I need greater help than that. I need INTERPOL to fuck me in the ass and mouth."
"What happened?

> Tim Darkness looks concerned. Ian says, "I was just thinking about Brian again. Have you ever thought about the one that got away?"
"Never."
"You're lying."
"Never," he says, and Ian can hear the honesty in his voice, to which he responds, "Good."
There seems to be a moment of silence for their mutual friend, both friends for life and now one is dead and gone forever.
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Urijah Faber - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 01:13:05 EST 4+sJOOUk No.5109970 Reply
> Tim Darkness pours one out for the fallen homies.
You both sit down and Ian gets up, "I'm going to sleep in my dressing room tonight. I'll see you tomorrow at the film set."
"What time are you on?"
"9am."
Ian walks away, never looking back.

> Tim Darkness says, "I forgot Gay Jail doesn't have any bars. You go back when you're feeling gay enough again. OK, well, fuck. Let's fucking roll." Tim Darkness gets on a sweet Kawasaki motorbike and rides around for the next 20 hours all over the Big Island.
After 20 hours and about 300 dollars in petrol money, the sun is starting to set over HIFFWE. The sun goes down on a field of black rocks and foliage. And there stands the movie set for Lord of the G-Strings 3: A Doll's Tail.

The internet sucks

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- Sun, 24 Jan 2021 21:14:06 EST zLBvk0uN No.5109845
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Let's build a time machine and go back to before the internet was so heavily policed and censored. Before there was facebook and monetized youtube and all this bullshit. Who here has built a time machine before?
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Image Board Thread redux

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- Sat, 23 Jan 2021 19:34:05 EST 53nYCo0j No.5109363
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Post Images. Other thread got nuked.
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Nathaniel Turveyworth - Sun, 24 Jan 2021 20:41:24 EST 01BDXOG6 No.5109823 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

Hypothetical

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- Sun, 24 Jan 2021 22:50:17 EST 4+sJOOUk No.5109912
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If you could make a thread about ANYTHING, what would it be?
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These threads man...

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- Sun, 24 Jan 2021 21:51:42 EST tHoPIMX+ No.5109890
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Its like im not trying to be that guy again, but what kind of shit are these dudes smoking?
So far, weve had pedos, crackheads, criminal cop wannabes, feminazis, actual nazis, and people just speaking in tongues as far as i can tell.
This shit is pretty fucked up man...
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Marlene Dietrich - Sun, 24 Jan 2021 22:22:33 EST kSsb+0QV No.5109908 Reply
>>5109907
I thought you had my profile right for a second. I do not have a philosophy. I'm just using examples. As long as i "protect/ kiss ass" the right people i can have my fun in abusing and culling outcast wolves nobody would care about.

>People who live like that usually die young and painful deaths

I know how to cover my tracks well. Trust me. i have gotten away with a few "unintentional accidents" here and there.

>Maybe this kevin guy was a real crappy dude

He was just an idiot, and now he is burnt out which makes him an easy target lol.
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DorisFundergold.pst - Sun, 24 Jan 2021 22:23:14 EST E4+aoiao No.5109909 Reply
>>5109907
I think you´re wasting your time.
Either he´s a socio/psychopath, too logically inept to understand the paradox, or just a plain troll. I mean, whos would go on →420←chan and says he´s gonna fuck up and possibly kill off druggies unless to rile people up.
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Augustus Denningstone - Sun, 24 Jan 2021 22:25:50 EST tHoPIMX+ No.5109910 Reply
>>5109908
Everyone thinks theyre in control until the day they arent.
I think youre a washed up drug addict who is down on luck and low on money that also feels like he is starting to get too old to have done nothing with his life so he is trying to find a way to still be as much of a washed up addict as possible, while getting paid, while having extra authority to do whatever he wants.
Sound about right?
Youre one of the worst kinds of people on the planet
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