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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

The meek shall inherit the Earth

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- Sat, 17 Aug 2019 09:00:59 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4893290
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Yo, when do us meeks finally get control of the planet? because so far it's been assholes all the way down.
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Anton Weirdfeatures - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 13:26:36 EST u27gIV8+ No.4893447 Reply
The gods will show you their 'children'
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John Besh - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 13:38:30 EST ePBPuvQ3 No.4893450 Reply
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>>4893290
The world is secretly controlled by people controlled by ratatouille rats.

something that spills my mumbo about people that use to smoke weed

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 19:30:56 EST GIiOSrE9 No.4893051
File: 1565998256334.jpg -(7772B / 7.59KB, 300x168) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. something that spills my mumbo about people that use to smoke weed
Seems like weed isn't as cool as it use to be. Meet a lot of the "use to" guys aND they all act so smug aboutnit. You Still Smoke weeds??? Bro? What are you in high school?

When did smoking weeds become a kids thing and when was it ever lmao
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Daniel Boulud - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 13:37:39 EST 8EBvO2Fe No.4893449 Reply
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>>4893051
That level of judgement as you get older and weed's association with youth culture has existed for decades now. Older people associate smoking weed with their glory days when they didn't have responsibilities and assume that you don't have responsibilities because how else would you be able to keep smoking? A combination of assuming too much about other people and sour grapes.
But it's never going to be as cool as it used to be, OP. As it becomes legal, the transgressive, seedy, criminal element of weed culture is going to become a pale imitation of itself. The only people who are going to think smoking weed is a big deal in the future will be children because once it's legal, who gives a fuck except the people who can't get it?

The Ideal Cake appears

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- Sat, 17 Aug 2019 11:24:07 EST R9TB/QmX No.4893346
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Your butler arrives with a mysterious cake made of weed. It is a gift from an anonymous person. It is fresher than the snacks you have at home, but you are on a strict diet. Furthermore, you know the butler will tell the chef, who will get jealous if you like it more than their cake. You openly salivate in front of the cake. It knows. It salivates back. And then you are hit by a bus, waking from the dream, and are back at home in your job as a salesman with Lucille Ball in a doowop hoop skirt. All is still well, but you are left shocked.
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Post your face on drugs

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- Sat, 20 Apr 2019 23:40:44 EST /DC6FyrZ No.4840457
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Despondency be gone.
- Matsuda 2019
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HiGH

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- Sat, 17 Aug 2019 08:16:37 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4893271
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anyone getting drunk and high today? I haven't smoked in like 3 weeks. Just smoked some Critical Mass and about to open a beer
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Theora Jones - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 12:58:30 EST PLCyTco/ No.4893419 Reply
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Excuse me sir but I don't abuse drugs I take medication as directed by my doctor and it just happens to get me high and then I drink copious amounts of alcohol as part of a community tradition. Stop shaming me for my culture just because you don't happen to like my prescribed medication.
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Hidehiko Yoshida - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 12:59:59 EST rO+GGMpN No.4893424 Reply
Fuck. I just want to get fucked up.

Why does my dealer have to be in Europe. Fuck

THE MOST MYSTICAL WEBM THREAD EVAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!

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- Wed, 31 Jul 2019 00:21:38 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4884117
File: 1564546898310.webm [mp4] -(19806716B / 18.89MB, 480x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. THE MOST MYSTICAL WEBM THREAD EVAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
SLITS EVERYWHERE
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Ishka Moogie - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 10:04:24 EST b6V/FH+V No.4893315 Reply
>>4888954
the acoustics of a subway are perfect when you don't have a full band - the reverberance makes up the rest of the sound nb old post dunno why I reply yo
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Theora Jones - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 12:51:32 EST PLCyTco/ No.4893414 Reply
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acid jazz prog rock warlocks never die, don't fade away, they just get faded and live another day

the sonzone

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- Mon, 12 Aug 2019 00:14:15 EST lVe/bIh0 No.4889359
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>girl at work grabs me by the shoulders and always fixes my uniform's collar when she sees it out of place
>roomate and her friend comment about how delicately i eat
>women often ask if gey
>one girl tells me she reminds me of her younger brother
>other girls tell me they see me as a son
>always get called cute, never handsome
>all because i'm short, thin, and have a higher-pitched voice
Is there a cure to the sonzone?
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Marcus Davis - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 10:20:21 EST 4INM/eHd No.4893322 Reply
>OP complains about female attention
>meanwhile I'm pretty much invisible to women

1993 Kirtaner

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 23:37:31 EST yB0tQVvl No.4893168
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i'm 6 years old right there!

had a 28.8k modem and a dedicated second phone line in my bedroom for that bad boy of a pentium!
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Darlene Kursky - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 11:20:58 EST N8Lr0+sp No.4893344 Reply
>>4893214
That's probably what it was! Okay, I feel better knowing that was a real memory.
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Guitarist Doris - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 12:42:58 EST R9TB/QmX No.4893410 Reply
Just brings me more respect man
DOS BBS let's hut the fucking whumpus

why don't they bring back the GOOD shows like BJ and the Bear?

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- Sat, 17 Aug 2019 08:07:28 EST YwiQZund No.4893266
File: 1566043648366.jpg -(44815B / 43.76KB, 334x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. why don't they bring back the GOOD shows like BJ and the Bear?
now that's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey.
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Jake Shields - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 09:04:30 EST XAB2Ssef No.4893293 Reply
Chimps are dumb. You embolden the chimp resisters with your brazen ideas
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Theora Jones - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 12:03:45 EST PLCyTco/ No.4893389 Reply
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I dunno man but that one episode of Quantum Leap where he leaps into a monkey was fucked up, he gets the gun. Missed opportunity for stanky six-hour chimp sex.

post sexy cartoon characters

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- Sat, 17 Aug 2019 11:00:18 EST L8No0HMc No.4893335
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or your waifus or whatever
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It's true, isn't it?

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- Mon, 12 Aug 2019 14:26:37 EST ePBPuvQ3 No.4889744
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I heard a rumor that most of everyone on this website is in fact, a dog.
If you are not a dog, I'm sure you wouldn't mind listening to this https://youtu.be/z8ECiLlgpU4?t=15, would you?
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RebeccaGoodshit.ram - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 10:16:22 EST nqGey53y No.4893319 Reply
Great work on the AMACOMICS bruther.

i want to know more about THE SHY ONE

Which alien species (real or fictional) is the most fuckable?

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- Sat, 17 Aug 2019 07:34:54 EST ZA9ZeVZO No.4893253
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Going to have to go with the Predator. Imagine that blowjob.
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INTERNATIONAL CHIMPANZEE DAY

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- Mon, 15 Jul 2019 11:04:58 EST sX+jRtNc No.4877561
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LIGHT ONE UP FOR THE BEST MONKEY OUT THERE
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Henderson Crumple - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 10:06:31 EST L8No0HMc No.4893316 Reply
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HE-HE-HERE WE GO!

SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE, PERFORMING FOR YOU
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS, YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER, IF YOU WANT TO CLAP
AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH THIS MONKEY RAP!
HUH!

DK
DONKEY KONG!

HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH, YOU KNOW HIM WELL
HE'S FINALLY BACK TO KICK SOME TAIL
HIS COCONUT GUN CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
IF HE SHOOTS YA, IT'S GONNA HURT!
HE'S BIGGER, FASTER, AND STRONGER TOO
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW!
HUH!

DK
DONKEY KONG!
DK
DONKEY KONG IS HERE!

THIS KONG'S GOT STYLE, SO LISTEN UP DUDES
SHE CAN SHRINK IN SIZE, TO SUIT HER MOOD
SHE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE WHEN SHE NEEDS TO BE
SHE CAN FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR AND CLIMB UP TREES!
IF YOU CHOOSE HER, YOU'LL NOT CHOOSE WRONG
WITH A SKIP AND A HOP, SHE'S ONE COOL KONG!
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What is even real mannnnnnnnnnn

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- Thu, 15 Aug 2019 15:08:21 EST K7HSz1on No.4892216
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Assume the state before life is the same as after death.

If my consciousness is lost forever when I die, does that mean the time I am unconscious (dead or not yet alive) is infinite?
If time before life was infinite, how could consciousness even have started if unconsciousness was infinitely long?

If time is finite, does time start from first consciousness and end with unconsciousness? Or is time of unconsciousness 13.8 billion years (Big Bang) + 10^100 years (heat death)?

Is consciousness a lie? Does it even exist? We're all made out of non-living atoms, the same atoms that make up the chair I'm sitting in. Where does consciousness start? The simplest form of life is just a chemical reaction between molecules.

Or are we all part of the same consciousness? A consciousness that includes literally all matter and time in the universe, of which we are only one appendage? Are we like the gunner occupying the ventral gunner seat in a WWII bomber plane, just one part of a larger whole? We have basic perception of our surroundings and we can even have an impact and cause events, but we're not actually in control of where we're going?
Or are we like one eye on the face of a giant billion-eyed eldritch monster that is the universe, and we're just looking at ourselves?
We think we're only conscious as a lowly, insignificant human on an insignificant planet but we're actually the same organism.
One organism.

What if I'm wrong? What if I'm right?
I can't even understand which of the above I'm too stupid to understand and which has been proven to be unprovable...
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Chaz Fable - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 22:05:19 EST qFZ+kaGb No.4893129 Reply
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It is impossible to comprehed it. It is possible to comprehend why you can't comprehend it. Words can not describe it, only point to it. You will never get it, unless you get it and then you'll laugh or cry or both. I am both right and wrong.
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Prudence Goat - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 23:39:21 EST CKyY1Ft7 No.4893169 Reply
Technically time did not start for man until the forbidden fruit was ate.
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Edward Pickering - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 09:25:09 EST 9AwKZDCA No.4893304 Reply
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We are mere mortals. There are things we weren't meant to comprehend and we never will. The existence of a higher entity and the purpose of the uni/multiverse are such things. Me, my optimist side likes to think we are somehow linked to the universe and it's taking care of us in ways we don't even know.

The pessimist thinks an eternity of darkness awaits.

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