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machine elves

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- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 13:53:31 EST Raei9chG No.4960686
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so the reference comes up often here i have noticed, of a famous trip report by terrence meckenna, mentioning entities which are met during a DMT trip named by him as 'machine elves'. i myselve have met entities during a DMT trip, but never an 'elfish' being.

have any of you met a 'machine elf'? what was the meaning behind the vision, OR what knowledge or information did it "impart" to you?
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James Te Huna - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 22:14:52 EST cHPvIs0G No.4960833 Reply
>>4960824
It is well known that Tolkien used these races as standins for Europeans, with elves being Scandinavians, hobbitland being England, Dwarves being Austrians/Germans/Swiss, and orcs being Russians.
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Cooltrainer Emma - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 22:54:41 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4960843 Reply
>>4960833
Ok what about the French, Italians, and Spanish? What about the Poles? Who's goblins? Who's trolls? Who's ents? So many questions
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AlbertCremmerkat.o - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 23:00:17 EST Bf9waaKw No.4960846 Reply
>>4960706
Reality is what you make of it until it collides with other realities.

morning beer

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- Fri, 24 Jan 2020 22:07:48 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4950216
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I just woke up and started drinking beer
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Cooltrainer Emma - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 23:00:47 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4960847 Reply
>>4960845
Why would you bump this shit thread just to give advice that they're not gonna take.

Pic related

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- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 12:51:32 EST ypbdhJI6 No.4960661
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What do you think people say about you?

Pretty sure people would say something like, I’m really nice, but it’s annoying how I’m late all the time, and also I have mental health issues. I hope they would say I’m funny but idk
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Giuseppe Piazzi - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 19:51:40 EST KlqU98L6 No.4960794 Reply
"Why doesnt anon take care of himself?"
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ReubenBlytheway.wri - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 22:50:54 EST xNlJ/h3E No.4960842 Reply
"he's nice"

i don't think anyone puts much thought into it beyond that

Fermenting Ribbon

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- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 22:41:53 EST zBhd6KPa No.4960837
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The first initiative of our five year plan to secoors the domanance of internet-culuter as primarary culture on your mother earth is to ruseout and elinanalate sypathizers yeast they become unsympathizers... this is as far as I got on the manifesto... actually, this is murly a segway to a hummus story pertaining to my crazy chocolit loving neighbor using linux to circumvent my windows passwerd and download like 5 tottlerbytes of child pawn and a witty pseudoquote by Mablo Pigasshole, woo rampage, konami code, god mode, etc...
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Sherlock Holmes - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 22:49:08 EST zBhd6KPa No.4960841 Reply
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Chaps, swarms of laser-eye-cat-meme-drones is the way, k

Old But Gold

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- Sat, 15 Feb 2020 22:39:36 EST lrKFoz8U No.4960094
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Old meme thread.

GO!

>inb4 here come dat boi

I'm talking 2004+ shit. No new shit
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Remember to clean your room

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- Sun, 09 Feb 2020 08:33:38 EST +C2fBZda No.4957226
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Or you will end up addicted to benzos and going for coma treatment in a russian gulag.
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Heinrich Olbers - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 18:37:19 EST 9W+UKHl+ No.4960780 Reply
yo i heard jordan peterson got putin to clean his room. nobel peace prize incoming?

fuck you

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 19:23:01 EST b/dkXMoA No.4960455
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Harry Kim - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 22:04:03 EST 9BM/9OmI No.4960829 Reply
>>4960826
Try the highly potent stuff you'll find in a portable toilet at a chili cook off.
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Samuel Fenningnat - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 22:09:40 EST e7M2QMAA No.4960831 Reply
>>4960829
Pff. With all those chemical additives? "Antiseptic"? "Deodorizers"?

Outhouses OP. Just a hole in the ground. No added chemicals, just that pure brown. You gotta reach down deep to the bottom to get to those finely aged nugs. Just make sure you don't pull up any mud because that WILL ruin your high.

Just had sugar

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- Sun, 02 Feb 2020 03:33:59 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4953885
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You hungry?
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Subramanyan Chandrasekhar - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 21:28:21 EST XAcn6OVL No.4960823 Reply
>>4960637
It’s way too much frosting who would even eat that?
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Samuel Fenningnat - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 21:30:11 EST e7M2QMAA No.4960825 Reply
>>4960823
Your supposed to pull off the top and bottom and lick the insides.
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Harry Kim - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 21:49:04 EST 9BM/9OmI No.4960827 Reply
>>4960822
Watch 80s movies and you'll hear it alot as well. Our mom used to say it if she got pissed at bad drivers or whatever.

cartoon characters that you wanted to fuck when you were a kid

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- Thu, 13 Feb 2020 15:37:16 EST qw2aM/Vu No.4958933
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Brandy from brandy and mr whiskers used to make my pp feel weird
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NigelDummerfirk.vbx - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 21:00:16 EST 8bkHuiuW No.4960815 Reply
>>4960812
looks like anne frank
FUN FACT: did you kno that anne frank wrote about flicking her bean while she was hiding from the nazis or something??!?!?!!!?!?! Actually, I'm not sure if that's true

Sunshine

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- Sun, 26 Jan 2020 18:25:13 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4951377
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Morning! Rise & Shine.
The sun's great.
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Imagine your perfect day

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- Sat, 28 Dec 2019 18:23:02 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4939553
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Write it here.
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today thread

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- Mon, 10 Feb 2020 13:31:32 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4957741
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Do you know what today is?
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James Te Huna - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 20:32:33 EST cHPvIs0G No.4960808 Reply
>>4957741
This stupid holiday fucked up my plans today. What the fuck even is presidents day? Fuck even is that shit?

escapling my destiny of being a complete drunk

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 00:07:33 EST j/1QYkrr No.4960133
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>Be 22
>Meet girl online
>She comes over and fucks me one night
>Super fucking hot and good at sex
>Try to date her after, but shes not interested, still comes to see me
>Not interested because all i do is get completely drunk and blare 90s rap music constantly
>she starts dating some dude by the end of the summer, don't hear from her much more after that
>now I follow her on social media. its been like 6 years. she has a kid and is married to that dude.

I live at my moms and have no car. its a temporary thing, I'm moving out by spring and will have a car. But i look back at all the women I been with and this one stands out. It honestly kinda hurts, I never made an effort because all I cared about was partying. I still party, not as much. I'm never really looking for a girl, always just trying to get laid. When I do its by ratchets.

I'm 27 and look at my uncles. Not bad people by any means, but old, whiny drunks. I don't want to become these guys but I think society, and my family, kind of expects me to.

I really, really do not want to end up like that. I should have got my shit together and got w/ that girl but I was too immature. I need to settle down soon, but i refuse to with a nasty or someone overweight, im too shallow for that
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Jessica 6 - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 17:46:00 EST UjAq6zZl No.4960767 Reply
>>4960737

The '18 yr old sr' meme died because all the kids are actually old enough to post here now.
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Super Nerd David - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 19:58:51 EST lbTnTGDV No.4960795 Reply
keep looking back and you'll never move forward. you'll just stumble around in half circles and occasionally bump into shit with no good understanding of how to make it work. Time is a currency, and the time that you've thrown away will not come back. You gotta look forward to all the time you have left and start investing that. There's no point in holding onto what COULD have been. It's gone, it's done, it's over. Fixating on lost potential only serves to waste the future potential you do have. Yeah, maybe you made things harder for yourself. Ok, maybe you set yourself back. But you can push forward and when you break through you'll be all the more fulfilled for it.

Or you can just smoke your lungs dry and drink your liver rotten in some moldy hole wrapped up in your own filth and regrets. The choice is yours, and even making no particular choice at all is still a choice in itself.
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James Te Huna - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 20:30:02 EST cHPvIs0G No.4960806 Reply
>>4960530
I figured about half a dozen people here would get buttfurious at that post in particular. How many anime figurines do you own? And do you have multiple shelves dedicated to them?

toot toot

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- Tue, 11 Feb 2020 21:54:37 EST P/jZw2bB No.4958245
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What if human genitals made music whenever they were rubbed? What genre of music do you think yours would make?
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Subramanyan Chandrasekhar - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 19:37:23 EST XAcn6OVL No.4960791 Reply
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Transhumanism really is creeping up on us. It’s only a matter of time before there are surgical implants available so that your ballsack can really play prog rock jams whenever you get hard
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Giuseppe Piazzi - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 19:47:01 EST KlqU98L6 No.4960793 Reply
>>4960791
Thats how the next gen will find their mating partner, through listening to various crotch songs before finding one that is in harmony with your own crotch song. Thats how you know you are soul mates

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