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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:06:44 EST irUxi84z No.4930104
File: 1575655604436.jpg -(126214B / 123.26KB, 630x767) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Trolling
Interesting thing happened. I've been trolling for years and years and recently found out that I haven't by the dictionary definition of it and was wondering if it's only me who thinks that the dictionary definition of it is either stupid or itself an act trolling?


For me trolling is pretty much defined by not giving a fuck about how much disruption is caused, it's simply being honest, kind and helping with zero political correctness and a bit of humor and exaggeration to make it easier for people to learn and not get their jimmies rustled. It's basically being a good friend who likes to make people laugh (at no one's expense, otherwise it's being an asshole, not trolling) and who doesn't care about their sense of grandiosity and attachment to stupid ideas and in fact goes out of his way to help them rid themselves of it or eat their own shit if they hold on. I mean I came up with this just now so it's sloppy, but i feel it captures some of the essence of the idea for me. Dunno maybe I'm stupid and simply completely missed the point for all these years...

Meta-thread thread

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 01:29:25 EST TepoEAyI No.4930004
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Every time you post in this thread, you have to create a thread.

Also if you read this thread you have to post in it because ghosts or some other nonsense
link the thread or you will get spooked in the night and soil your jimmies
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LillianWigglewater.rar - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 12:23:14 EST TepoEAyI No.4930099 Reply
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too much salt

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 10:00:14 EST nnVuT0jP No.4930066
File: 1575644414452.jpg -(90647B / 88.52KB, 607x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. too much salt
quick, how do you counter the effects of salt on the body?
I overdosed and my left leg is numb and ankle + foot swollen.
I can't get the taste of salt out of my throat either...
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Ian Bardshit - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 12:21:16 EST rQqtVEuX No.4930098 Reply
potassium chloride and magnesium citrate (although not enough to overdose on either of these)
Maximilian Wolf - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 12:26:10 EST 507qSv2G No.4930101 Reply
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Get original baked beans. Preferably with bacon, for the added protien.
Auguste Escoffier - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:04:38 EST Rr35ZzTJ No.4930103 Reply
Eat stuff that wil give you a severe case of the shits. Diahreah is known to heavily deplete salt in the body.

What are some masculine traits?

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- Thu, 05 Dec 2019 21:19:29 EST ugYBxq53 No.4929940
File: 1575598769859.jpg -(76431B / 74.64KB, 566x800) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What are some masculine traits?
And what are some feminine traits? What does it even mean to be a mane?
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Josh Grispi - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 12:03:52 EST H++A5pvo No.4930095 Reply
Masculine: strong/hard/warm/light/active/giver/decisive/leader

Feminine: gentle/soft/cool/dark/passive/receiver/obedient/follower

Apply these principles to human character and actions and you can see how more complex traits embody a balance of the two principles
Josh Grispi - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 12:10:34 EST H++A5pvo No.4930096 Reply
Toxic masculinity is when attempting bravado results in harmful outcomes

Toxic femininity is the tendency of groups of women to talk bad about and fight with others

It’s worth mentioning as well that what is described as toxic masculinity in our culture is actually positive masculine traits, such as being able to suppress negative emotional reactions, make sacrifices for the greater good, and make decisive value judgments; backlash against them and attempts to demonize them and deride them as toxic is part of a greater cultural feminization of our society as the masculine principle becomes less useful

Cooking is Indeed Bourgeois

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- Sun, 03 Nov 2019 19:33:10 EST cj0XroRI No.4919745
File: 1572827590324.jpg -(199435B / 194.76KB, 1276x868) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Cooking is Indeed Bourgeois
It takes a lot of extra time, and if you have extra time to cook then you don't even need to work that much to live, which is a characteristic of the bourgeois
It requires additional tools that may or may not be very expensive
It often requires additional expensive kitchen electronics
it requires practice, and if you have time to practice cooking you're bourgeois

When was the last time you've seen homeless people use their carefuly sharpened damascus steel knives to cut their steak and then cook it on their Whirlpool™?
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Josh Grispi - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 11:59:18 EST H++A5pvo No.4930093 Reply
This is true, as a proud underemployed member of the upper class cooking decadent dishes that are often vegan and organic is one of the defining traits of my lifestyle
Karr - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:27:22 EST HFHUv8bS No.4930110 Reply

You forgot to add that you want to maintain the right to turbo-charge your mobility scooter, and for it to be street legal so you can use it at the McDonald's drive thru.

Am I forgetting anything? [nb]

urgent decision making

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- Wed, 04 Dec 2019 21:49:32 EST 7JXWX72I No.4929654
File: 1575514172899.jpg -(422490B / 412.59KB, 1366x768) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. urgent decision making
help me /b/ please it's important
the year is 1880 and the scramble for africa just started, I am the modernized newly expanded and founded muslim west african great power who formed a powerful prussian influenced military nucleus in hausaland and then conquered the rest of the sahel and coastal west africa in Jihad, I've also just recently been able to contest the European powers and launched a full scale invasion of southern france to support the prussians in a war
it's time for me to expand to my final borders in africa I don't want to get to big don't wanna make it a stupid blob but I do want to claim enough to secure all of my own borders, and keep as much of strategic interests out of european hands as I can

red is what I'm taking at MINIMUM
but I could also take green instead of leaving it for some european
or even take blue instead of leaving it for belgium

which would be the most aesthetic borders and culturally and socially logical addition to the empire?
please help me with your wisdom fellow gentleman I'll be smoking a bowl awaiting your replies
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WEBM thread (suck my dick)

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- Wed, 13 Nov 2019 13:05:47 EST cj0XroRI No.4923023
File: 1573668347661.webm [mp4] -(4752583B / 4.53MB, 640x640) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. WEBM thread (suck my dick)
s is a webm thred in which you post webms an
d you watch orthe ppl's webms and then comment about them
okay? ok lets post some webms everybody
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Rashma Beharry - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 11:50:29 EST TR2gVLhK No.4930087 Reply
That's true. Also, swan wing punches are strong enough to brake a humans hand.


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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 20:15:46 EST xPDBDOId No.4922821
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It's nearing that time of year! The gavlebocken is about to be built. Will it survive? The Gavlebocken survived 2018 and 2017. It has a twitter account. It's looking untouchable at this point. Will some brave hero fulfill the prophecy, and BURN THE FUCKING GOAT this year? Of will it survive, once again bringing great shame to Sweden.

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Mortimer Rictusgrin - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 11:50:01 EST ROpq0DAd No.4930086 Reply
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Taking revenge on the Europeans, starting with the goat.

Meatless Month Xmas 2019

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- Wed, 04 Dec 2019 06:08:41 EST TsOycDJ4 No.4929456
File: 1575457721399.jpg -(28242B / 27.58KB, 680x453) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Meatless Month Xmas 2019
Could you do it? Go meatless for a month?
Cheese and milk are allowed.
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Christiaan Huygens - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 10:14:18 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4930067 Reply
I haven't tasted meat since 2017

What wood is? Real? Or painted? I must know such things
Ernest Dodgelock - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 11:48:34 EST QmBs14Cb No.4930085 Reply
if we start grafting severed limbs to trees en masse, i'm just killing myself. i don't ever wanna see a meat tree dog

Coca cola and wine

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 02:47:58 EST vDf+CLGz No.4930030
File: 1575618478124.jpg -(334221B / 326.39KB, 1920x1280) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Coca cola and wine
They call it a kalimotxo
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Georges-Henri Lemaitre - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 11:06:44 EST zEEkC8xO No.4930076 Reply
I prefer it with fanta and a bit of lemon.
Real nice and tangy.

Hard salami

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 10:48:38 EST vDf+CLGz No.4930070
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- Mon, 02 Dec 2019 18:55:37 EST nArjsrgJ No.4928996
File: 1575330937308.jpg -(6062B / 5.92KB, 299x169) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Really?
>have emotional support doggo because depression and anxiety lol
>volenteer to train disadvantaged children strength training for routine, discipline etc and its really rewarding
>security officer confronts me over the 25lb 8 month old puppy
>"Oh she has a permit its all good"
>oh but she doesnt look trained
>"oh where do you train these dogs? you professionally train these dogs?"
>you dont look like you need this dog (Proceeds to grab my dog and she skirts behind me in fear)
>"hey dont touch my dog"
>proceeds to grab me
>"definetly dont touch me"
>yeah, you dont need this dog
>"youre a doctor? you can determine this?"
>fast forward 3 days
>she is claiming that I threatened to kill her and shoot up the school whose gym we were renting from

powertripping security guard assaults me and my dog, illegally asks medical info etc and scares children Im volenteering to help when I have a permit for my puppy to be there
should I drop the legal hammer on their heads? This is a slam dunk and lawyer fees arent shit to my income
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Josh Grispi - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 04:15:27 EST H++A5pvo No.4930035 Reply
You know what op, I say fuck em, sue em for everything they’ve got, it’s a gay ass rule but if they wanna make gay ass rules they need to at least follow them
Wade Widdle - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 11:04:45 EST IEhMr8Rg No.4930073 Reply
A fair point, just realizing now that OP admits the dog has absolutely no training.

My mom got her pooch trained as a therapy dog. It's not horribly difficult but it does require work. They test your dog to see if it will show aggression, get distracted by noises, whether or not it can stay with another person when you're gone and not freak out, if it can wait for a long time, etc.

OP honestly starting to sound like an entitled faggot who thinks the piece of paper he printed off the internet means he can do whatever he wants. I hate people who fall back on the law rather than common decency. Pretty sure you were a confrontational, arrogant, entitled little shit when this happened. The person would not have reacted this way otherwise. The fact that you thought about bringing a lawyer in and thought about suing immediately... Makes me think you're a spoiled little rich bitch who's used to getting his way.

Good on you for volunteering with kids OP. But you've still got some learning to do >>4928996

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