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Discord Now Fully Linked With 420chan IRC

Do you store your pee in your bladder?

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- Fri, 22 Nov 2019 12:29:22 EST IiSIjjvW No.4925892
File: 1574443762550.png -(30825B / 30.10KB, 390x366) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Do you store your pee in your bladder?
Do you store your pee in your bladder or do you store it in your balls like a normal human?
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Commander Frederick - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 12:59:41 EST IiSIjjvW No.4925905 Reply
>>4925896

If your pee is in my mom's ass then whose pee is in your balls?!
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Kim Cattrall - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 18:18:17 EST vkXChukw No.4925968 Reply
I’ve always said that I’ll marry the chick that lets me successfully piss in her ass. The one chick that let me try it wouldn’t let me use her funnel so it didn’t work. All that happened was that I made a mess.

Are you "out" as a chan user?

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- Fri, 22 Nov 2019 01:18:54 EST TepoEAyI No.4925739
File: 1574403534292.jpg -(18267B / 17.84KB, 480x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Are you "out" as a chan user?
Do your friends, family, significant other know you are a hacker on steroids?
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Kim Cattrall - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 17:50:28 EST vkXChukw No.4925958 Reply
My friends laugh when I tell them
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Christopher Nowinski - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 18:02:07 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4925965 Reply
>>4925957
I just say it's this weird community that I've been a part of for a long time, that way they think I'm in a cult
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Kim Cattrall - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 18:12:56 EST vkXChukw No.4925967 Reply
>>4925958

The few friends I mention my 420chanship to laugh when I tell them. The 20 in the name saves me every time.

How to be PC

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- Thu, 21 Nov 2019 11:08:26 EST buB97sTW No.4925477
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Let’s say you are talking about a male to female transsexual.

When you are referring to actions this individual has taken in the past before, starting the transition, is it ok to use the “he” pronoun? Or has this individual always been a “she” even before starting the transition?
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Mavis Fudgecurl - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 16:11:44 EST 72T9bKyW No.4925931 Reply
>>4925923
I think so. At least my sexual life is where I want it to be now, you know? I really feel like myself.
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Christopher Nowinski - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 17:57:42 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4925962 Reply
>>4925931
kudos. it must've been hard all those years, pretending to be stevie wonder like everybody else when deep down inside you were always ray charles

Christmas

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- Fri, 22 Nov 2019 15:33:54 EST 9nrKy75k No.4925924
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Does it make you depressed? Does it ma
ke you hapy? Does it make? do you get presente from your mom?!?!
does it make you
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Shitlick McSnifflewitz - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 17:53:34 EST QmBs14Cb No.4925960 Reply
>>4925951
how are you 20 or older and not sick of christmas music? it's increasingly worse covers of songs from the postwar glory days, it's constitution is the thin veneer that coats a failing consumer economy, not to mention the shit is catchy as fuck. why do the worst songs always get stuck in my head?

Fuck america

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- Thu, 21 Nov 2019 17:41:55 EST Pzj/oBGn No.4925607
File: 1574376115354.jpg -(737357B / 720.08KB, 2004x2504) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Fuck  america
How the fuck do i avoid this garbage in america? Even when i try to eat healthy. Pick up some chicken MODIFIED CORN STARCH, MODIFIED WHEY FLOUR, BLEACHED FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR. Get a multi vitamins RED COLORD #40 ARITIFICIAL COLOR RDC #4.

Everything. Literally everything is fucking garbage. I cant eat ANYTHING in america besides fucking non gmo vegetables seriously. If i just want to pick up a snack at the store. Oh nope every single thing has chemicals except for canned beans.

What the FUCK dude. I look and see this shit and google it and everything i see thats disgusting is banned in the UK. FUCKING HORSE SHIT. Do other countries have this garbage shit in it?
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Nate Marquardt - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 17:19:19 EST 9BM/9OmI No.4925955 Reply
I'm already made of chemicals. Why not add more?
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Christopher Nowinski - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 18:00:49 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4925963 Reply
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hey guys, i heard we're discussing chems? you got a ride of choice? I'm a mentats ghoul myself

In the words of Grand Master Flash

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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 23:16:02 EST vDf+CLGz No.4922878
File: 1573618562037.jpg -(66324B / 64.77KB, 840x560) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. In the words of Grand Master Flash
"You going high on that cocaine.

You going crazy like a cocaine train."
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Emma Pimblemore - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 16:52:34 EST +s1jREfL No.4925952 Reply
>>4925937
I can make cut that passes for each. Any scumbag can.

"Molly" isn't a real drug, it's amphetamine based. Cut for pook is an agricultural chemical called MSM. You are probably giving us a trip report on herbicide and baby teething tablets with little if any actual drug mixed in.

Did you ever feel it was just right?

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- Fri, 22 Nov 2019 16:01:54 EST RKOZfxbo No.4925927
File: 7.jpg -(80085B / 78.21KB, 666x69) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Did you ever feel it was just right?
Y'know, that feeling where it's like you stuck your hand inside a hole in a tree and inside was a bunch of old jello, you could squish it around and that would be nice but mostly you just wonder where it's been. I could dig that. Where have you felt it was "just right"? Did the pigeons and squirrels flock around you like you were the Lady of Fatima, or Larry Armstrong? Tell me your tales of wonder my boy! Time is running short, the dimensional gates are closing!
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Space Invader - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 16:39:08 EST 74NMMKev No.4925947 Reply
What is the story on OPs photo. I doubt OP can form an actual sentence so if anyone else knows that would be interesting. It's pretty fucked up you know.
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Christopher Nowinski - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 18:02:59 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4925966 Reply
>>4925947
the story is that it got deleted and now nobody will ever know


World War 3 is coming

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- Tue, 19 Nov 2019 02:36:12 EST Ad2fMt4S No.4924693
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You buy your war bonds and dig your fall out shelter?

Fuck man I've been screaming this from the street corner with my sandwich board on for years while handing out poorly xeroxed fliers that china is going to bait the world into ww3.

Jokes aside I think the war has already started.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_III#Multiple_small_wars_as_a_%22third_war%22

Fuck you china, I just wanna smoke my herb and play vidya
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GIF THREAD

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- Mon, 18 Nov 2019 13:39:01 EST 74NMMKev No.4924509
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post gifs
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James Crerringworth - Mon, 18 Nov 2019 22:49:05 EST eT8Zjd2Y No.4924646 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

Da cough

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- Fri, 22 Nov 2019 03:55:11 EST +x7Ci5UJ No.4925754
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Some of you might call bullshit but after 4 years of constantly smoking nothing but and only the great burning nullifier weed I have a scary rattling phlegm cough deep in my chest. Obviously I should go to the doctor before my lungs scar but I'm moving to a legal state by the end of the month and I've been worried about telling a doctor in my current state about my cough, but I didn't buy into the propaganda and thought i can't fuck my lungs up with weed so I went hard and have been smoking practically every day for 3 years and only had 2 month long T breaks apart as a break and the first year i didn't smoke quite daily but I smoked like 4 times a week. Is the answer for my lungs a t break? And I thought weed can't harm your lungs what's up with that
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Stephan Bonnar - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 06:09:39 EST fQDQ1MxT No.4925772 Reply
>>4925757
All that cock you smoke has only given you a terminal case of the gay.
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Grayson Hunt - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 14:22:20 EST Wtz6/lZJ No.4925918 Reply
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this is crazy, i was thinking yesterday about the purpose of coughing while i was smoking and even thought about making a thread about it
what is the defense mechanism of coughing? it barely works on most occasions, is it an evolution glitch? is it really better to cough when you smoke?
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Christopher Nowinski - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 15:01:43 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4925922 Reply
>>4925918
clears stuff out of your lungs that ain't sposta be there. yeah it doesn't work 100% of the time, but that's life for you.

is anyone following the peachment thingy

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- Tue, 19 Nov 2019 19:18:39 EST ZFyStWqQ No.4924906
File: 1574209119458.jpg -(5556B / 5.43KB, 225x225) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. is anyone following the peachment thingy
I don't want to watch the whole thing. is the orange man gonna be impeached or what
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Tim Kennedy - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 12:26:51 EST ZW/iQVNI No.4925890 Reply
>>4925886
>They post things they got on /pol/.
>"Only a strong leftist movement that mobilizes the working class and minority communities, united against entrenched capital and the imperial war machine, can save you."
That is not something /pol/ would say.

That is the exact opposite of something /pol/ would say.
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Brooke Elitingston - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 12:42:33 EST ROpq0DAd No.4925895 Reply
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>>4925887
lmao that's the most stereoytpically American centrist thing I've ever heard
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Captain Tel-Peh - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 12:46:29 EST HFHUv8bS No.4925900 Reply
>>4925888

There's a place for political discussion, my man. It's a /pol/ board, where retards congregate to talk about politics. That, my friend, is where /pol/tards come into play. They talk about politics.

4D human sex robots

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- Fri, 22 Nov 2019 09:08:26 EST r99ffM3l No.4925826
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How does one spot or find a human sex robot? not talking about sex dolls but real human sex robots who dont have a soul, there should be plenty of those but how to find one?
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Friedrich von Struve - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 11:52:28 EST Q7G8h1M0 No.4925873 Reply
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>sex robots who dont have a soul

Didn't you learn anything from AI?
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Porky Minch - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 11:57:22 EST 7JXWX72I No.4925875 Reply
good place to start
twitch.tv/directory/game/Just%20Chatting

Satanic paedophile elites

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- Fri, 22 Nov 2019 06:13:33 EST 3i8mkJYr No.4925773
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Guys, this isn't a joke or a meme anymore. It's real, and all the facts are out there, and easily accessible, despite how hard they try to cover it up. But it's real. The world is controlled by Satanic paedophiles who abduct, rape and murder children. Isn't it so fucked up? It freaks the fucking shit out of me. Look up "spirit cooking". Who is this Marina Abramovic lady? Why do all the world's elite perform weird fucked up rituals with her, such as cutting yourself and drinking blood? Again, not speculation. Literal fact.

What kind of fucked up bullshit insane world do we live in? The sad thing is they've won.
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Rupert Tacklestock - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 09:20:49 EST JsAIeZQ4 No.4925831 Reply
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>>4925827
I think they worship the owl but its not like what people think. They are rich perverts but not spiritual but they follow the cult shit as tradition more then anything as its been going on for 100s of years. Moloch for reference.
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Urbain Le Verrier - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 09:35:48 EST Ad2fMt4S No.4925844 Reply
>>4925831
Yeah.

It's all "real" but only real as in so much that chaos magic is real, it's as real as you belive in it.

So if you think Hillary clinton is powering up like a DBZ character from this then guess what, she is.

But if you think they are just massivly deluded rich old people who some how got so lost on their own scam to rob the world then thats what it is too.

I think also some people involved genionely get off like a serial killer does by having a public face and a private face.

BTK was a church pastor if i remember for example.
He had his public christian face who did volunteer work for the community and also at the same time was a brutal serial killer.
It gave him a weird boner to be secretly 2 very different people.
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Urbain Le Verrier - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 09:57:22 EST Ad2fMt4S No.4925850 Reply
>>4925844
Also just finished reading about Dutrox, holy fuck.

Yeah dues connected to a fucked up child sex cult for sure.
But it's not satanic.
And no one in it has magic powers, their all just deluded maniacs who need to face justice.

Over 20 key witnesses mysteroously die.....hmmmmmmmm

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