Random & High Stuff

> wake up
> put six rounds in a .357 magnum
> step outside
> there's a bunch of trucks parked outside
> they're making a rap video
> cardi b steps out of her trailer
> i pull out the gun and shoot her in the spine and she collapses to the pavement
> even if someone stops me, she's paralyzed and will never walk again
> the few people who witness it all run away
> i shoot her again on the ground, this time at the base of her right lung, so i can watch her cough and gasp, and struggle to breath with a punctured diaphragm
> i step over her, and look her in the eye
> i drink in the pain, even if there is no sadness
> whatever her emotions, her anger, her resigned dejection, all that will be over soon
> i put the gun in her mouth, and wink at her
> i pull the trigger, and her brain stem and the base of her skull explode in a puff of fed spray on the pavement
> but her face is still recognizable
> i put two more rounds sideways through her cheek and temple to ruin anything that might look like her face, and close the casket
> then, i eat the last bullet myself
> it was worth it, and i'll never stand trial or go to jail
> my only regret is that i didn't get to kill more people

> that you only understood if you are a drug user.

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