/b/ & /high/ Random & High Stuff
lets see your bathroom /b/just cleaned mine
>>4864932implying a house has to be on the lower income side of town to have weed available there....its these stereotypes that hurt the drug community. But it also keeps the focus off us upper middle class users soooo I guess I am loathingly grateful for your stupidity anon
>>4864937i'm just saying i bought weed there lol i don't know what your point is. i have bought weed in many varied locations.
It is for the commutes that are so long you're already shitting yourself when you open the door
Anime sucks but I don't feel like posting about it.Here's a bwc instead.
As you can see, the Silver Lace Polish crested is a very elegant looking bird, from a more civilized farming age
harrier and unfortunate tit or something
>>4865004What is your favorite non-1701 bird of prey?
should i dig an underground shelter in my back yard
>>4864992and on the topic of conspiracies, you ever notice how the original meaning of conspiracy is "to conspire against", i.e. assemble a coup; but in modern times it's much more passively 'an [insane] idea contrary to conventional logic", even though most conspiracy theorists are more emotionally distraught than revolutionary in nature. since the world is so fucked up and the average person is so unwilling to feel afraid, we end up thought policing ourselvesnb
>>4865003Most conspiracy theorists are still like that. The insane connotation is there because the people in power don't like being discussed. I would go so far as to argue it is the necessary component of any revolutionary dialectic.
>>4864992>Also the very fact you even would say some dumb shit like "not to sound like a conspiracy theorist"I didn't say that. Anyway, preach. Get out there and keep telling people. You won't lack for evidence if they ask for sources.
>Also the very fact you even would say some dumb shit like "not to sound like a conspiracy theorist"
When I was in my first year of middle school this girl that obsessed over me all of elementary school farted in front of me and pretended it was her squeaky shoes because we were out walking on the wet grass. She pretend slipped and got her clothes dirty. It was one of those swampass farts that sounds like an animal dying inside of your asshole so there was no masking it. Also her face got beat red. Fuck I hope she doesn't have a boyfriend now. She was ugly but looking back she was basically a human incarnation of a typical shy moe character that likes a guy that isnt interested in her. I was pretty fat and autistic when I was still talking to her but I had high standards for some reason so when she gave me hugs I pushed her away like an asshole. Honestly I feel like this is karma getting me back since I'm so desperate for a girl to understand my autistic hobbies and fetishes in my adult life. She "hated me" around the end of the year but on the last day she told this other dude she knew to give her phone number to me but I declined. Sorry for the rambling guys I just cant get this out of my head considering I almost died a few weeks ago
Why not tell us about your near death experience instead?
>human incarnation of a typical shy moe character that likes a guy that isnt interested in her. I was pretty fat and autistic when I was still talking to her but I had high standards for some reason so when she gave me hugs I pushed her away like an asshole. Honestly I feel like this is karma getting me back since I'm so desperate for a girl to understand my autistic hobbies and fetishes in my adult life.Stereotypical weeb/10>karma getting back at meIt is. Enjoy.
>human incarnation of a typical shy moe character that likes a guy that isnt interested in her. I was pretty fat and autistic when I was still talking to her but I had high standards for some reason so when she gave me hugs I pushed her away like an asshole. Honestly I feel like this is karma getting me back since I'm so desperate for a girl to understand my autistic hobbies and fetishes in my adult life.
>karma getting back at me
damn bruh they say you're a loser if high school is your life's summit. you're making me slightly more suspicious that weeaboos are pizzaphilesno disrespect to the cool animus
>y'all talkin to me>y'all buggin>yeah i'm buggin>hey>y'all talkin to me>y'all buggin>yeah i'm buggin
HEYYYY JOE
>>4864795HEYYYY JUDE
must be a devil between uswhores at the the door, whores in my bedbut heywheere have youu been if you go i will surely die!
TRACKS EVERYWHERE
>>4864827>tagger>retardPick two and always two
>tagger>retard
>>4864827>What kind of retard tags
>What kind of retard tags
>>4864827What kind of tags retart
Are you an abusive criminal faggot? Have you choked out a big poppa for selling cigarettes wait I mean witnessing your uniformed ass commit a crime? Have you molested a little girl? Have you bullied an abused little boy who is basically homeless because he can't go home without being beaten up? Have you manipulated a college girl through negging? Have you intimidated a girl into dating you through force? If so, suicide may be right for you! And no, I don't feel anything wrong about posting this. After all, during an actual cultural revolution which should be avoided if possible, you would be executed and buried in a mass grave.Cheers and happy father's day.
>>4864970It's more like>I say You are a fuckwit>No you say, I am not a fuckwit, I am actually an obnoxious delusional pedant>Actually while fuckwit is a collqualism it's not mutually exclusive with you being an obnoxious delusional pedant and the only use of fuckwit is to describe a set of behaviors which includes obnoxious delusional pedants entirelySo in conclusion you are a micro-chode. Anyway real questions about the $61K that actually matter are "what's the cost of living?" and "How many people in a household?".The whole average thing is an incomplete because a dollar will buy very different amounts in different countries and even cities. It'd be interesting to know what that $61000 translates to in terms of other countries once you apply purchasing power parity and pay for things that you might get free or cheaper in another country. I've heard the US is cheap to live in but I'm not sure how true that is. It sounds like a lot of money to me but assuming is foolish.
>I say You are a fuckwit>No you say, I am not a fuckwit, I am actually an obnoxious delusional pedant>Actually while fuckwit is a collqualism it's not mutually exclusive with you being an obnoxious delusional pedant and the only use of fuckwit is to describe a set of behaviors which includes obnoxious delusional pedants entirely
Holy fuck you ignorant fucking moronI’m literally a math professor at a community college and teach statistics to stoner dumbasses like youThe median is the person in the middle. The median is where 50% of households make more than $61,000 and 50% of households make less than $61,000.Where the 50% point is has absolutely nothing to do with whether the 1% are making $62,000 a year or $62,000,000 a year, it is completely unaffected by the extreme values and the type of distribution.And the fact that you’re gonna bring up exponential vs normal distributions, while failing to understand a concept that they literally teach you in fucking middle school like the difference between the mean and median is absolutely fucking pathetic.You get an F on your 420chan posting for the day I don’t even care what you were arguing about
>>4864975If we're talking about household income, that's something different than net wealth, and the top 1% of incomes begins at about $250,000. Even still, the number of people with net wealth over $1,000,000 is ~2% of the population, not 5-10%.
Let's charge our JO crystals. Also, how many times do you think you nutted this year? I nutted at least 100 times.
>>4864916>>4864917>>4864935>>4864941>>4864942You guys are lucky. It happens to me all the time. It's a nuisance. Being too hot, withdrawing from weed, not jerking off for too long, and exercising can all trigger it. The dreams are always really weird, sometimes pleasurable sometimes extremely disturbing, sometimes not even sexual and weirdly absurdist and the orgasm usually sucks and sometimes there isn't even one. Btw that leads me to another question since we're having a JO thread and all, have you guys ever jerked off and cum but not had an orgasm? It's happened to me a few times, it's so fucking disappointing.
I won't give any names, but there's actually a whole board on one weird fucking chan that's essentially just a condensed cum crystal filtered through lewd anime tiddies. Never posted there, just came across it while net hiking. I can't imagine what the people posting there would look like. I can't imagine they'd be functioning enough to hold a job.Also I've probably nutted about 1.25x the num of days past new years. Mostly just have a session a day, sometimes I fetch down some of the a bit too juicy stuff and have to really get in there to sate the hunger.Also, now I'm wondering if there's porn of a huge bukkake party where some foxy lady sucks and jerks a battalion of dudes off into a container, which they then freeze in a dildo mold which they then mount on a crystal sculpture she then rides.How long do you think the dildo would last before turning into mush again?
>>4864957Nope. Idk man try yer g spot or maybe some pc exercise
what are your experiences with sharts?
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>>4863506That one time I had to puke while sitting on the toilet while taking a shit. Luckily the bath tub is right next to the throne.
be gay do crime
>>4863650hey I like soda you dick
>>4863640bumping this epic webm like Bender is bumping Fry's prostate.
>>4864833be gay do crime
jfgsgakcbclrlshfbcndkznbsjfbxbsjdjcocjbd
>>4864930hot cloaca
>>4864930Nothing is off limits to internet perverts.
>>4864930Wait, is that Evolva R34?
old one reached bump limit
>>4863975translation?
>>4864914>hello! i am going to disney world>bitch you are disney world
>hello! i am going to disney world>bitch you are disney world
I dont think this amount of tar is mormal
>>4864677That is a wonderful little drainage system.Also good point or whatever
>>4864854whoever made that cake should be capitally punished
>>4864860i have entire invisible conversations with myself on here. only the pure of heart may witness
This thread is for bitch men only. Bitchup and shutup.Bitch man reporting in.
>>4864506Growing unease as a counter-bitch up militant group whispers guerilla op
iCringe
>>4864908buy stock in weapons manufacturers, short sell insurance asap, bitch stocks are a total clusterfuck right now but we'll keep an eye on em
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