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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

is my grandma losing her marbles

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 12:18:11 EST 78SC6Qxd No.4896500
File: 1566490691349.jpg -(40056B / 39.12KB, 374x518) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. is my grandma losing her marbles
she's had this thing she does lately where she will be watching the news and hear a word and go 'THESE PEOPLE JUST KEEP MAKING UP WORDS! ugh! ideation isnt a word, its idea!'.

shes english, was born in england and lived there a while. but she constantly keeps saying people are using the 'wrong' words. I started paying attention when she said ideation wasnt a word, what the fuck? and she will go off for like 10 minutes laughing about how wrong they are. I think she's legit losing her mind from playing solitaire all day long. It drives me fucking insane. I tell her 'no...that is definitely a word' and will pull up the definition on webbsters website on my phone and she just tells me that isnt webbsters dictionary. because phone = bad.

oh and she says my generation is doomed because we sit around all day on the internets. while she sits at home all day staring at a fucking TV or tablet.

I fucking hate old people. complain about old people ITT, they suck ass.
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Alexandre Étienne Choron - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 13:34:47 EST NLSBUn1b No.4896522 Reply
>>4896500
When my grandad was in his 90s he joined an on line group to discuss local history. He didn't have a mobile because he was deaf as a post.

Your old person is defective. It's not even the country of origin. But seriously it's a stupid people thing. I think the smarter ones last longer and then when they concede it's "I don't know shit" not "I know best". My mum's in her 60s and she is wary of modern technology but for all the right reasons. I mean she can use photoshop and blog and shit better than most of our generation but that house hung on to their dumb phones for as long as possible.

My grandparents are dead though.

Paul. Bad news. Your surname is "Reubens" so your family is going to be dumb as fuck. Sorry, that's just how it is.
>Oh Reubens
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Lt. Cmdr. Dexter Remmick - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 13:40:34 EST cxpilczL No.4896525 Reply
oh yeah, i hate X group of humans because they are all the same. there are no differences among the individuals of X group.

ANIME PURPLE

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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 21:51:01 EST Ae+jnPbM No.4895576
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NEW THREAD, POASTING ALL IVE GOT
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Nathan Drake - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 13:35:04 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4896523 Reply
>>4896479
This image confused me for a little bit I thought it was a girl with really small tits without nipples and then I realized the tits were up above that lol

1993 Kirtaner

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 23:37:31 EST yB0tQVvl No.4893168
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i'm 6 years old right there!

had a 28.8k modem and a dedicated second phone line in my bedroom for that bad boy of a pentium!
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Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 12:54:50 EST uSiOMRWU No.4896511 Reply
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My dad didn’t react too well when the Fox incident happened.
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Psychic Augustus - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 13:23:10 EST rpY1JkAP No.4896519 Reply
>>4896511
My guy there's a past we all hold onto but we have to remember that what made us successful wasn't anything that came before, it was our eyes on the present and future. There is no tree but the one you planted and nothing is happening in the present that isn't a future created by you, in the past. You can make a choice to either use a past that's done, check cashed, roll credits, or you can plant a tree today. What you've done in the past is totally meaningless compared to the opportunity you have today, right now.
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Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 13:33:24 EST uSiOMRWU No.4896521 Reply
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this was in my sent folder and i did a spittake at who the recipient was

Question about becoming a drug dealer

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 09:18:05 EST SgiIMCyY No.4896465
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Hello.
I live in Brazil and I can buy oxycodone pretty easily. Yeah, it's expensive in the local currency, but thinking about the street price in dollars I would be looking at a 300% profit (not taking into account the logistics yet).

In your opinion, is it feasible to fly aboard with like 300 pills with me and sell it in the US (or other countries)?

No, I'm NOT going to provide any contact information over here.
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Adam Cole - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 12:44:15 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4896507 Reply
We have plenty of opioids here in America. Sell something cool instead like LSD or DMT.
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Richter Bellemont - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 13:30:28 EST X/qh5xwV No.4896520 Reply
Are you retarded? Sell that shit in Brazil, I'd buy it myself if I had money.

Lazydelray thread

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 12:54:26 EST 5yo/YXoM No.4896510
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Arena Tycoon Edward - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 13:10:21 EST nJkrco7e No.4896515 Reply
is there any where she's untucked?
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Arena Tycoon Edward - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 13:16:05 EST nJkrco7e No.4896517 Reply
>>4896516
that's some fucking sexy handwriting. look how clear and even it is

PAPERS PLEASE.

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- Wed, 21 Aug 2019 05:21:23 EST 9Un2rbyb No.4895922
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Theres not point to this thread.
I just want to scream my frustration at the sky, but the sky isn't full of a bunch of anonymous retards who shout back at me so here we are.
I'm probably becoming a dual citizen via marriage soon.
My potential kids will be dual US-NL citizens.
What about our grand kids?
The idea of citizenship to one country is becoming more and more meaningless and only controls the people too poor or stupid to travel and see how obsolete it is.
Also controlling visa, nationality and so on just hinders 99% of people who travel or are seeking a new life in a new place.
Maybe a very small number of people are being stopped from commiting weird international crimes.

The rest of us just wanna travel and go places and not pretend im in some cold war fantasy dreamed up by the 1%.
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Psychic Augustus - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 12:20:03 EST rpY1JkAP No.4896501 Reply
>>4896495
You're a fucking moron if you think that. There are people in prison for trying. USCIS aren't dummies. Don't expect to be agreed with when you say it's easy and common to fool immigration officials because people who know, know who knows. And you don't. The only place where immigrants dance in the hallways of federal buildings packing fudge in the shitter is on right wing scare-mongering websites.
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Violet Stoolbutter - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 12:51:18 EST jf+M45j5 No.4896509 Reply
>>4896501

This. They send PIs to follow you around for months when they think you're lying. I know this because my buddy is one of those PIs. He also gets hired to bust people committing insurance fraud.

People think "oh man it's so easy to get away with" until you have a PI following you around 18 hours a day like a shadow, just out of your vision. Then suddenly you're being arrested and charged with a felony and all you can think is "How did they ever find out? My plan was supposed to be foolproof!"

PIs are a nutty breed of people, my buddy is the craziest motherfucker I know. He gets assaulted, gets guns pulled on him by the people he's trailing almost on a monthly basis, and it doesn't bother him at all.
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Spyro the Dragon - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 13:16:37 EST P6n7T2JL No.4896518 Reply
>>4896501
lol chill, i have 0 idea about this whole thing, not even merrycan

the sonzone

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- Mon, 12 Aug 2019 00:14:15 EST lVe/bIh0 No.4889359
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>girl at work grabs me by the shoulders and always fixes my uniform's collar when she sees it out of place
>roomate and her friend comment about how delicately i eat
>women often ask if gey
>one girl tells me she reminds me of her younger brother
>other girls tell me they see me as a son
>always get called cute, never handsome
>all because i'm short, thin, and have a higher-pitched voice
Is there a cure to the sonzone?
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Nell Hoshnick - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 17:14:23 EST 19dYugps No.4893579 Reply
>how 2 escalate: the thread
itt: virgins, bottom of the barrel scum scoopers.

>QQ

Real fucking Deal Fucking Shit

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 02:30:54 EST EIYLaMXC No.4896399
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i didnt make any money then one day i did make money now theres this thing called a life that i apparently own (i make payments) and someday i dont know this body will get old and be excised (for a fee) from existence and i just really see that monkey on the mudball with the money is so unprepared for non mudball existence so rut away AND MAKE THE FUCKING MUSIC HOLY SHIT MAN DO YOU NOT LIKE MONEY FUCK
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The Warden - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 06:49:42 EST OGAsTX5g No.4896440 Reply
>>4896399
dude, what if like, monopoly money, right, was like, real.
wouldn't that be cool.
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Spyro the Dragon - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 12:25:17 EST P6n7T2JL No.4896502 Reply
i do not like money and only need it for food, shelter and internet
stop being a slave to the money

Hey guys

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- Wed, 21 Aug 2019 03:06:07 EST sEuHFHS1 No.4895886
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My mom was cleaning my room and found my kinbaku zines and so now I can't come on for a while
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Psychic Augustus - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 09:11:41 EST rpY1JkAP No.4896462 Reply
>>4896436
>I mean I get the New Jersey hate but.. What if Italian-Americans stopped trying to act all whitebread anglo and shit and just embraced being Italian like French creoles do?
What impact has this had on your life? I'm trying to understand why it upsets you or why you see it as a problem.

Which conspiracies are true and why?

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- Fri, 02 Aug 2019 22:34:20 EST /q2T8gmg No.4885146
File: 1564799660808.jpg -(80729B / 78.84KB, 618x312) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Which conspiracies are true and why?
I don't really have any friends. I spend all my time, and I do mean all of it, researching crazy shit. For like 10 years. Voluntarily of course. I am piecing together something so huge, but that many, most, of us have known in our hearts all along. Akhenatan, the Scoti princess, the lost White brothers, the reptiles. They are connected. The sheer amount of bullshit I have waded through.. even if there is nothing, and it all just goes black.. I would still want to know, ya know?
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Amanda Swizzlestick - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 09:04:17 EST 922TGvlX No.4896461 Reply
>>4896449
Clintons are a horrible family, what are you trying to say?
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PokéFan Eliza - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 11:02:59 EST +s1jREfL No.4896485 Reply
Honestly with all the eyes on politicians he was connected to I think Epstein may have been killed by one of his entertainment connections. Jay-Z actually has huge investments in corrections. What if it came out Oprah was at little St. James, no one would watch her shame Micheal Jackson anymore. The internet knows if one were to have dirt on Chuck Norris that person would meet a grizzly fate. You can be an open pedo and still succeed in politics. You have to be squeaky clean on the sex stuff in 2019's entertainment industry. Someone in Hollywood had this happen to him, I'm almost positive.
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Psychic Augustus - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 11:19:02 EST rpY1JkAP No.4896486 Reply
>>4896485
Could have been anybody. Could have been a low level coke dealer. Could have been mafia importers or a money launderer. With a guy that dirty it could literally have been anyone. There are people reading this who would have been tempted.

what is meaning of life

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 09:27:53 EST OjoIiXc2 No.4894554
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easy question
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Shaun Hastings - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 21:04:28 EST R9TB/QmX No.4895551 Reply
>>4895544
Cool as fuck to get your drunk and high friends together and just fuck with alexa, like make her say dirty jokes or tell you disgusting facts in between crude songs

Post your face on drugs

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- Sat, 20 Apr 2019 23:40:44 EST /DC6FyrZ No.4840457
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Despondency be gone.
- Matsuda 2019
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What does your depression look like?

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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 23:05:23 EST rO+GGMpN No.4895726
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Welcome to my uninspired thread.


Show me what you got.
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Dennis Siver - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 02:31:12 EST g2p/ov+W No.4896400 Reply
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my biological dad died a few months ago which shook me up a bit, and i've been struggling with mortality for years even though it seems like something to just get over but I have a rough time accepting that there is nothing after I die and I love experiencing the world and I don't want it to end but at the same time none of it matters because as soon as I die there is no longer anything around to experience my life ive held so dear.
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Spyro the Dragon - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 09:47:43 EST P6n7T2JL No.4896474 Reply
>>4896400
i've been the same for about 7 years
sorry about your father <3


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