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- Tue, 19 Jan 2021 08:25:40 EST 6GELjjFL No.5106654
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I keep seeing people say shit like "Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass helmet, you would get to the cloud district more often"
So I had to look up what yee yee really means and I found out it came from a country music video, then i saw "related searches:yee vs yee haw".
I clicked and got this.
My fucking ribs hurt. Wtf even
This whole yee yee thing is fucking yee yee itself
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Idol Hedda - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 09:45:31 EST pYSUUQP5 No.5106686 Reply
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>>5106672
You'll dance when I tell you to, and you will wear the maid outfit.

And you'll like it.
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WesleyFankinfat.cgi - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 09:53:00 EST AtwHTp84 No.5106689 Reply
I was recruited into a gamer hivemind to spread Oblivion and Skyrim memes and late last year we decided to switch to GTAV memes so that's why you keep seeing stuff like that.
No, I don't mean a discord, I mean a psychic communicable hivemind.
Imagine me, a psychic who can use my powers for nefariousness and then being controlled like a puppet to play some half a decade old game smdh I want off this wild ride and I want to play my shitty cd-i 90s shooters again.
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Alexander Rozhenko - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 10:50:19 EST fsQQUn1Z No.5106703 Reply
I have been to a rodeo but not to a circus. The idea of a circus is inherently funnier. Anyway, there is nothing very yee about corporate sponsorship and a free beer ticket from your employer. Unless that's exactly what yee means.

Tim Russ’s Photo on Wikipedia

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- Mon, 18 Jan 2021 16:52:04 EST ghuioghC No.5106242
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This photo is just him at comic con. Why does it give off such powerful energy of him saying “Das it mayne” after I’ve snorted a line with him
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Kendall Grove - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 09:06:07 EST LkkRbh5j No.5106667 Reply
>>5106553
>look at me, Im nice to jolly african-americans
Fuck that. I'll treat individuals with the individual respect they deserve. You lot are so obsessed with race that you dont even stop to consider what myriad other reasons there could be for judging and having quite valid biases. For example, do they look like a criminal junkie? Sure though you keep confronting your biases by not crossing the road when that gang of youth muggers comes your way.

black pussy

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- Mon, 29 Jul 2019 19:11:05 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4883666
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have you ever fucked black girls? I got black pussy today for the first time (if you don't count one time with a prostitute years ago). Damn that ass and big tits. Where I live there are fery few black peole and even fewer black women.

She was very busty and had a huge ass but very tight pussy.

inb4 normie shit, I haven't had sex before this in 3 years. She didn't speak my language fluently but it was still really good and understandable.
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Expert Rebecca - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 05:02:34 EST HNK1WFvI No.5106616 Reply
>>5106614
Its not exciting anymore. After the year anniversary ive lost my interest.

FUCKKKKKK

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- Tue, 19 Jan 2021 06:25:39 EST nogeV6Iy No.5106634
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I have a roommate who is schizophrenic.

She is a very smart and creative musician who got perfect SAT scores and she was
fairly normal her entire life until January 2020 when she had her first psychotic break.
She never cleans or buys toilet paper, just uses all my stuff. That does't bother me. I have money. I can buy all the toilet paper and dish soap. She wakes up around 5pm
and sits in the corner of the living room until 7am when she finally goes to bed.
She doesn't do shit. She sits and stares at the wall for 12 hours a day. She kept
unplugging the WiFi because it was "interfering with her brain waves" which really
pissed me off, but I got a CoAxial extension cord and moved the router to my room
so she would stop unplugging it. She makes everyone in the house uncomfortable.
The landlord was ready to evict her. The only reason she still lives here is because
I'm understanding of people with mental illness, and I convinced the landlord to let
her stay. I called her mom. Her mom is extremely worried about her, and even offered
to buy a couch so she would have somewhere to sit, and buy her a bed because she
sleeps on the floor. But she thinks her parents are part of a cult that wants to attack
her. She cut off all contact with her family and friends. She is extremely creative and
smart, but she refuses to believe that anyone cares about her and she is extremely
paranoid.

I called her mom today, and her mom was crying because she doesn't know how to
help her daughter because she is over 18, and if you're over 18, they can't really do
anything unless she gets violent. In that case, we can call the cops and say she's
a danger to herself and others, then we can put her on a 72 hour hold and get her
help. That is the only way to get her help.

I told her tonight that "you need to call you parents, or you're gonna get evicted and
you're gonna be living out of your car again". The landlord is ready to evict her.
She got hostile, and went back to her room.
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She thinks I'm part of "the cult that wants to destroy her". I feel bad for her, because
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Tamer Nigel - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 10:31:09 EST kwTR6q0w No.5106695 Reply
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>>5106664
>Unless she starts getting dangerous it's unlikely you can get mental health services to interfere

False

Lets have a cute little educational moment for everyone
In every (reasonable) country with mental health legislation, the criteria is risk to self, risk to others, OR, risk for deterioration, which OPs roommate falls under. OPs roommate is definitely certifiable if she sits on the couch all day, is incapable of doing daily tasks, and keeps acting on her delusions to the point that it’s going to make her homeless.

For example, in Canada, these laws are provincial and very from province to province, but they are essentially all the same in terms of criteria for certification. It seems like the US is the same in the sense its a state by state law, and I imagine the criteria is going to be the same there too. Oregon has the same criteria OP.

People can starve to death, freeze to death, or get sick and die if they are too psychotic to take care of themselves. Its a pretty standard thing to include in mental health law.
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Team Magma Grunt Cyril - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 10:35:19 EST iRYwhUyz No.5106697 Reply
>>5106691
Okay maybe I'm wrong about that, or it depends a lot on country - but if someone is indeed in a seriously bad mental situation like it sounds OP's housemate is... and you can get the state to come and take them to a hospital or something, then that might be what's worth doing in this situation.

I'd think OP should talk to his housemate's mom about this.. how long has this been going on for? Getting a cop and a nurse to come and take her away , might help in the long term but it is also a seriously traumatic thing to happen to someone in that state of mind. I guess it depends how long this has been going on for and whether it seems she is getting worse, or if she is stable or maybe even slowly improving.
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Tamer Nigel - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 10:38:15 EST kwTR6q0w No.5106700 Reply
>>5106697
I feel like nothing about OPs post indicated that things are going to improve. It’s been long enough to have the girl evicted

the abyss

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- Tue, 19 Jan 2021 07:21:11 EST nogeV6Iy No.5106646
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when its over, its over.

so why are we so concerned and worried about everything.

because I'm worried. I'm concerned. But I know its all for nothing.


SO WHY am I worried, and why am I conCERNed.
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Molly Dommerfire - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 10:32:42 EST gg3TYiwz No.5106696 Reply
>>5106646
because if you reflect an abyss it would quantum react with people and disturb them.

I woke up feeling sad

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- Tue, 19 Jan 2021 05:27:29 EST DIWxdL/g No.5106623
File: 1611052049089.jpg -(421528B / 411.65KB, 868x758) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I woke up feeling sad
Been arguing with my partner alot, lockdown is hard, being broke is hard, being unable to work is hard.
Can some one post some things that might make me smile or giggle and for a short moment help me forget my stress and sadness?
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Tamer Nigel - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 09:46:32 EST kwTR6q0w No.5106687 Reply
Have a meaningful convo with your partner, understand each other, have a nice dinner together, then fuck

School Thread

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- Mon, 18 Jan 2021 09:37:01 EST /tykuUJ8 No.5106089
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You are not too cool to go back to school.


Post in this thread if you are currently in college or about to be starting the semester.
Or don't, it's not a big deal.

Feel free to post the classes that you're taking, or if you're out of school, what kind of classes did you take, what did you major in, is life any better?

Oh, and it is it online class, my university is still in online mode. I just took Lunesta \\ I can feel just now kidcking in I was trying to just amke this thead realy quick, it feel so good

I am taking computational medicine, physical chemistry II w/ lab, proteomics and genomics, and instrumental analysis w/ lab.
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Molly O'Brien - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 09:10:52 EST jShTra5A No.5106669 Reply
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>>5106443

Sounds like you don't know shit about the accounting discipline
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Jadzia Dax - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 09:40:32 EST h8r1qAfC No.5106681 Reply
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i finally re-enrolled in school because im sick of being a low-wage loser
my first zoom class starts in 24 minutes, im wearing 2 day old underwear and a stained t-shirt.
i acually hate zoom classes, fuck COVID can i have my vax now pls daddy biden
im fucking 31 years old
to any other 420channers in my shoes, and it sounds like theres a few of you, good luck and stay the course! you dont have to be a loser forever, i love you homies

Life changing serious shit

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- Sun, 17 Jan 2021 19:09:54 EST mzH/Fvux No.5105908
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This may sound silly, but please read through. I am thinking about getting a hat, but i never have worn them before really and it would be a very obvious and constant change to the way i look. Almost like a serious haircut or something. I also worry that if i get one i like, people may read too much into the logo and use it to define me. Should I get a hat?
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IsabellaHenkinway.psp - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 05:13:55 EST EQyRae3U No.5106621 Reply
>>5106118
clearly you have closed your eyes to the dialectical me arc of history. So sad.
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GeorgeHenkinworth.pm6 - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 05:23:00 EST THJH4KOk No.5106622 Reply
>>5106017
This. You have no idea how many times I've been judged, profiled, and even prosecuted for wearing a hat indoors. I've missed out on so many job opportunities and I can't even walk into a store without people thinking I'm up to no good.
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Punch Sideiron - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 06:10:18 EST 6EQ0qYX/ No.5106632 Reply
>>5106622
Hmmm, seems like there should be an easy solution to this conundrum but I cant quite place it

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- Mon, 18 Jan 2021 13:35:08 EST dVgN7qtA No.5106164
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I went to McDonald's the other night and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through. I went to McDonald's again for dinner last night and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
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Ziglick Zagstick - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 03:42:32 EST j7Hc0dC0 No.5106602 Reply
i've worked fast food and watched people go eat in their cars often enough. IMO there's three reasons:
  1. they're having an embarrassing conversation on their phone and want privacy. (which they then blow by using their car speakers for the call so anyone standing nearby can hear about how trey didn't pull out fast enough and now kisha's getting tests and ain't neither a'them got the money to afford no kids. tellin u gurl.)

2. they're high af and too nervous to eat inside around other people by the time their order's ready.

3. they're the idiot from OP's pasta who's so self-absorbed they'd rather eat in their personal car bubble than be around the peasantry.

BUMP WHILE HIGH

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- Mon, 14 Sep 2020 12:49:07 EST UjnCnKeo No.5051112
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I didn't see any BWH thread the last 5 pages
I am bumping while highing on some bubonic chronic
mods party this btw
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Edward Pickering - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 05:11:07 EST tLfJGgVp No.5106620 Reply
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my sleep schedule is kinda fugged
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Ahhhh, time for a night cap

"The Internet" by Boxman Sold to MoMA

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- Sun, 17 Jan 2021 19:55:30 EST JJBbKQVv No.5105941
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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/Boxmans-the_internet-sold-to-MoMA_at-record-price

Report by Nigel “Chip” Ritchels

At first glance, “The Internet” by Boxman looks like a nintendo 64 spray painted black with the initials R. BOX and the year 2021 crudely painted on with white ink. When in reality, the now estimated valued £272,440,000 art piece has been purchased by the MoMA for a scant $3.3 million. The price raised eyebrows, but after such incredible work such as Maurizio Cattelan’s “The comedian” (a Banana duct taped to a wall that sold for $120,000)
and “Artwork by Anonymous” (a screenshot of a post on 4chan.org sold for $90,900) anything in this 2021 art world surely is possible.

Why such a dazzling price for a piece of Japonisme influenced electronics? I had to inquire, and inquire I did. Straight from the artist himself, Boxman, who would only conduct the interview fully nude and with a painted white cereal box on his head, and a smaller white box covering the crowning glory of his genitals. The balls and shaft remained fully exposed to my dismay.

I opened with obvious, “Boxman, what is this work about? What does it all mean? What does “The Internet” mean to you, personally?”

Coughing up what I assumed was a mad loogie, Afterwards, The artist began with the following:

My work explores the relationship between Industrial tenets and The Weeaboo’d Western World (or WWW) we live in. With influences as diverse as Nietzsche and Duchamp, new synergies are manufactured from both explicit and implicit structures.

Ever since I was a child, I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of Japan. What started out as vision for a great nation soon becomes finessed into a dialectic of greed, leaving only a sense of unreality and the inevitability of a new beginning.

As shimmering derivatives become wu’d through frantic and repetitive desu, the viewer is left with a tribute to the possibilities of our now, shitty fucked up world.

One critic of Boxman, Georgell Herpmshire Sr. simply stated:
“I find this work menacing/playful because of the way the aura of the negative space brings within the realm of discourse the inherent overspecificity.”

“I didn’t really understand what that meant.” Says one Boxman.

One contemporary of Boxman, Maya Nads, had this to say about the piece:

“With regard to the issue of the N64, climate change, feminism, industrialism, the disjunctive perturbation of “The Internet” endangers the devious simplicity of the eloquence of this piece.”

Well put Maya N., My thoughts, exactly.
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Rich Boy Wesley - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 02:03:57 EST jVHslJBQ No.5106563 Reply
getting mad at modern art is such a boring chad thing. go watch some sportsball and finish of a 12 pack of natty light while your balls develop sweatpants stank.

if you don't like it, don't look at it. I don't like it and I didn't look at it. I wouldn't have said anything except apparently I gotta train you monkeys how to enjoy life without having to shit on the things that other people like. there's no accounting for taste. nb.
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Punch Sideiron - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 05:29:43 EST 6EQ0qYX/ No.5106625 Reply
>>5106563
Dont have an opinion on anything because I'm pretentious! Go stick your head in the sand, ya dumb jocks!! I'm at peace you fucking subhumans!!!

what if it were true?

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- Mon, 18 Jan 2021 12:07:56 EST V2IOWP0z No.5106122
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do you guys there could be a considerable influence of trash TV like this poisoning peoples brains along with right-wing propaganda? everyone i know who likes this kind of stuff all tell me they don't think it's real but that they like hearing how other people think and that it's "fun to think about" but lately i've noticed them not be quite so adamant about how they don't believe in it, and they're starting to say there could be a "grain of truth" to some alien/conspiracies/ghosts/paranormal whatever, they move on to saying "I don't believe in ghosts but i do believe in residual energy", i'm concerned, is it possible that if you just watch this shit repeatedly enough that it just gets driven into your brain as at the very least plausible and then you start slipping from plausible to possible to your own reality?
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François Vatel - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 03:31:24 EST b9eADApe No.5106599 Reply
It's just a fucking entertaining show.
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Expert Rebecca - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 04:57:13 EST HNK1WFvI No.5106615 Reply
I am really concerned with societies current obsession with not questioning things because of shitty shows and alt righters etc.

I feel like people get really mad if you even say "yeah their could be other life out in the universe." Even educated scholars get really mad at the unknown. The unknown should fascinate us and questions about government, space, spirituality and much more should fuel people with excitement and wonder. Not make you immediately angry and dismissive.

I blame idenity politics and goofy ass shows like in OP and people like Alex Jones who have really pushed people away from questioning big questions or making theories. That and the fear of the unknown. Its become a sign of dignity and intellegence to stand in line and say yes please I will have another.
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Commander Tomalak - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 05:08:38 EST peOnTEhs No.5106618 Reply
>>5106615
I think a lot of people just clamp on to whatever makes sense for them because they got more important things to worry about like bills and family.

uwu <3

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- Mon, 18 Jan 2021 20:57:12 EST j+70wh2s No.5106394
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I want to tell her how beautiful she, french her, kiss her neck, and then tenderly fuck her
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Rich Boy Wesley - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 02:25:57 EST jVHslJBQ No.5106572 Reply
>>5106568
Oh it's a w0rd f1lter. I'm fucking stupid. And probably also enthusiastic.
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Douglas Williams - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 02:34:02 EST IGqaT9Jv No.5106579 Reply
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>>5106572
lol, seems like the word is only filtered in the browser and not actually in the database, because on the main page it still says avtism
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General K'Trelan - Tue, 19 Jan 2021 05:04:39 EST +oNf2P3g No.5106617 Reply
if i was a hot girl one day i would do some seriously degrading shit with cum

Ancient meme thread

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- Sat, 16 Jan 2021 00:54:06 EST XEKHkrL5 No.5105098
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DSFARGEG
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