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- Mon, 10 Feb 2020 13:31:32 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4957741
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Do you know what today is?
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Adrienne Barbeau - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 03:46:09 EST r8Txfzaq No.4963350 Reply
>>4962786
Wow, you identify as an official, that's just toxically cutesy.

Just had sugar

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- Sun, 02 Feb 2020 03:33:59 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4953885
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You hungry?
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Harry Kim - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 21:49:04 EST 9BM/9OmI No.4960827 Reply
>>4960822
Watch 80s movies and you'll hear it alot as well. Our mom used to say it if she got pissed at bad drivers or whatever.
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Hannah Hammlelock - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 03:07:45 EST XAcn6OVL No.4963349 Reply
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>>4960586
Eh

http://www.isitvegan.com/2011/06/02/are-oreos-vegan/

There’s lots of weird places that they hide animal products, pork for flavor in spaghetti sauce, rendered beef fat whipped with sugar in Swiss cake rolls and Twinkie fillings, keratin in shampoo, toothpaste (animal derived glycerin), perfumes, gummy candies, crayons There’s even a beer filtration method that uses some sort of fish derived membrane as like a filter. These days if it doesn’t specifically say vegan, it should not be implied

Can

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- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 15:38:41 EST ZmDdKdNe No.4962726
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How do you open a drink can?
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Cyril Lignac - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 17:28:59 EST 93Lw/LaG No.4962758 Reply
Whisper dirty things to it and the drink can will open itself for you.

Hey Guys Do I Pass?

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- Sun, 23 Feb 2020 20:14:56 EST V/TK1OgM No.4963161
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Just stopped by to point out that species is a social construct.

TWANS WIGHTS
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AliceBladgeshaw.jpeg - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 01:05:28 EST NlrrA9WQ No.4963319 Reply
Control this thread for free drugs
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JennyPummlehetch.asc - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 01:51:57 EST JAabUWi9 No.4963336 Reply
>>4963310
>it says, taking its opinions from 4skin and skeletonchan's resurrected corpse
looooooooooool
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Astaroth - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 02:43:09 EST Dpu8uURB No.4963346 Reply
>>4963310
>>4963283
Most normal people don't give a shit either way and know NOTHING about it or really have any concept of what a trans person is

>trans? Thats like being gay but different right? That's the "T" right? In the LG- thing. You want to go by another name? Ok, it might take me some getting used to but that's cool, yeah wear whatever you want idgaf, just don't hit on me dude i'm not gay!

birthday

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- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 17:00:49 EST rmFI5WmI No.4962743
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I just turned 28 years old. How should I feel? old, young, what?
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Charlotte Dartforth - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 12:11:34 EST Amt3l3y2 No.4963006 Reply
>>4962962
If you're a professional athlete 28 is about peak where experience, time to train and athleticism all give the highest total. I'm 34 and by my age most players in most sports (but not all) are retiring or playing in lower leagues to keep busy.

However if you take care of yourself and exercise and eat well, you won't fall off in any way noticeable to someone who isn't a serious competitive athlete for another couple of decades. You only have a few years left where you can stop for long and get it back though.

I'm 34 and took awful care of myself till my mid 20s. I'm still getting fitter and will keep getting stronger for a while yet . If you're not a professional athlete you still have a lot of life left in you for any fitness goal you want.

Anyway, congrats on not dying for another year. More experiences, more shit done, and even if you just failed you probably have a better idea of what not to do.

Greetings imbeciles,

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- Sun, 23 Feb 2020 23:08:14 EST stRgI2Uy No.4963222
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My Christian name is Tlbalt de Bolbec, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are corpulent, simple, peasants who spend every second all morn and eve gazing upon poor woodcuts of ill repute. You are everything heretical in Europa. Honestly, have any of you wed a maiden? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun and merriment at the expense of Godde, but you all are like Saracen. This is even worse than holding false faith in the Saracen Allah.

Don’t be a stranger. Approach me. I’m with Godde and am his strong hand. I was a captain of the Knights Templar, and at the Siege of The Holy City. What wars have you marched to, other than “Lay with sheep in Ireland just as the locals”? I also know my scripture, and have a fair maiden (She just threw me a rosary of flowers; a FINE act). You are all sodomites who should just die of Plague. Thanks for reading my letter.

Tapestry related: It’s me and my lady.
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Sly McKief - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 01:41:22 EST nArjsrgJ No.4963331 Reply
>>4963316
I give it a solid 8 because its a classic redone that I havent seen in a while

Bath in wine question

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- Sun, 23 Feb 2020 22:57:24 EST vDf+CLGz No.4963218
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Would you get intoxicated by taking a bath in champagne?

Like if it was purely wine/champagne would you end up absorbing a lethal amount through your skin and other orifices?
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Sly McKief - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 00:53:04 EST nArjsrgJ No.4963309 Reply
>>4963257
A rosé (from French rosé), also labelled rosado in Portuguese and Spanish-speaking countries and rosato in Italy, is a type of wine that incorporates some of the color from the grape skins, but not enough to qualify it as a red wine.
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Angus Brinnerfuck - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 00:57:17 EST vDf+CLGz No.4963314 Reply
>>4963307
Transdermal alcohol absorption:

...In addition, topically applied ethanol acts as a skin penetration enhancer and may facilitate the transdermal absorption of xenobiotics (e.g. carcinogenic contaminants in cosmetic formulations)
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Moleman Manyblunts - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 02:23:56 EST yKpXdVRR No.4963343 Reply
>>4963307
>You can however stick it up your ass and get high just about no matter what it is except for like weed
I have cannabis suppository pills I got from work

I was waiting to find a girl to use them on but kinda forgot I'm extremely socially reclusive so maybe I'll just boof 'em myself

Celebs bread fake/gif/webm/pics

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 21:48:00 EST LOleUaFy No.4961551
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Celebs bread fake/gif/webm/pics
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Coastal

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- Sun, 23 Feb 2020 23:25:52 EST vDf+CLGz No.4963230
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I discovered this cheese 2 years ago and it's really good


I felt like I should tell somebody
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Remember to clean your room

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- Sun, 09 Feb 2020 08:33:38 EST +C2fBZda No.4957226
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Or you will end up addicted to benzos and going for coma treatment in a russian gulag.
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GrahamHumbleway.fnt - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 01:11:29 EST iXPO4QG0 No.4963321 Reply
>>4963317
>Incessant namefagging killed the board
this is the shit I am on for the whole thread, thanks for a concrete example, nb.
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Tony Soprano - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 01:45:01 EST 21Z4pcLI No.4963332 Reply
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>>4963321
Well names and trips were always an important part of that culture as they were posting transition photos and life updates or your basic dudes crossdressing. The self-pics were fundamental to that community in a way that none of the others have going on.
The problem was when a handful of dumb drama bitches would shitpost up every thread endlessly and always under their name even when it wasn't remotely relevant.

There's a difference between giving pieces of your identity when it's relevant, or using a name when it's relevant, maybe leaving it on out of laziness and going out of your way to do so for attention or clout or compulsion or I don't even know what. That shit is the cancer that infests every other form of social media.
Frankly, if anonymous boards aren't a place to get away from that bullshit then they're just a shittier place to do that garbage, much less time-efficient, generally ineffective and the interface is bad.

After the drama bitches had alienated quite a lot of people and sucked all of the air out of the room for so long, at the loss of their namefagging privileges they all realized this and fucked off to tumblr.

This has been the story of the fall of /cd/ as a relevant hub of the online transgender/transvestite communities. Kirt or most of the mods who were around at the time can confirm.

Emotionally stunted 24-year-old male child star banjo actor

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- Sun, 23 Feb 2020 22:18:24 EST vDf+CLGz No.4963208
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Segregated lumps of crab meat fetid cheese and horse wine
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Fanny Huddleman - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 00:46:38 EST PErI9j88 No.4963301 Reply
Rock and Roll adolescent hoodlums storm the streets of all nations. They rush into the Louvre and throw acid in the Mona Lisa's face. They open zoos, insane asylums, prisons, burst water mains with air hammers, chop the floor out of passenger plane lavatories, shoot out lighthouses, file elevator cables to one thin wire, turn sewers into the water supply, throw sharks and sting rays, electric eels and candiru into swimming pools, in nautical costumes ram the Queen Mary full speed into New York Harbor, play chicken with passenger planes and buses, rush into hospitals in white coats carrying saws and axes and scalpels three feet long, throw paralytics out of iron lungs, administer injections with bicycle pumps, disconnect artificial kidneys, saw a woman in half with a two-man surgical saw, they drive herds of squealing pigs into the Ka'bah, they shit on the floor of the United Nations and wipe their ass with treaties, pacts, alliances.
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Angus Brinnerfuck - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 00:51:48 EST vDf+CLGz No.4963308 Reply
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,angel headed hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night, who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz, who bared their brains to Heaven under the El and saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tenement roofs illuminated, who passed through universities with radiant cool eyes hallucinating Arkansas and Blake-light tragedy among the scholars of war, who were expelled from the academies for crazy & publishing obscene odes on the windows of the skull, who cowered in unshaven rooms in underwear, burning their money in wastebaskets and listening to the Terror through the wall, who got busted in their pubic beards returning through Laredo with a belt of marijuana for New York, who ate fire in paint hotels or drank turpentine in Paradise Alley, death, or purgatoried their torsos night after night with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, alcohol and cock and endless balls.

You showed your penis online

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- Mon, 24 Feb 2020 00:39:08 EST vDf+CLGz No.4963294
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Now what?


When the truth is found to be lies, and all of the joy within you dies.

App ideas

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- Sun, 23 Feb 2020 14:09:11 EST zVgCHF4g No.4963055
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Pitch your app ideas here. The dumber the better


Mine is
>PostMaloneMates
>an app designed to deliver American rapper Post Malone from any location to your front door for a small fee
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Reuben Bunman - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 00:38:39 EST zVgCHF4g No.4963292 Reply
>>4963260
That just made me think of a new app idea.

>InstaDick
>finally, a place to post all the dick pics that absolutely nobody wants to see. Like and upbote your favorites. Henceforth, posting dick pics elsewhere will be punishable by death in a maximum security prison

I'm not sure why but

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- Sun, 23 Feb 2020 20:58:37 EST MvJA/gEw No.4963174
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I just don't like black people

Could be the way they act smell talk too loud etc

But I'm learning to overcome it and accept them
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Oliver Pindledale - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 23:49:36 EST 7JXWX72I No.4963243 Reply
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>>4963189
black history is pretty cool I spent a big chunk of today reading about black territorial separatism
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Darien Wallace - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 01:34:13 EST 85/I7Y// No.4963328 Reply
>>4963243
That pic looks cool but ultimately a hopeless cause

Even wealthy-ish upper-middle class whites (not bloomberg level but you get the point) can't challenge the fed without getting WACO'D. I can't imagine the brutal shit the feds would do to an openly militant black insurrectionist movement.

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