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- Tue, 08 Oct 2019 05:41:29 EST NjsyT4ba No.4912790
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I choose water. Cos of water pokemon and waterbenders in Avatar: The Last Airbender.
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Kimono Girl Cyril - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 19:44:50 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4923484 Reply
>>4923478
Looks like olives. Grapes aren't so opaque and matte and other French adjectives

Cooking is Indeed Bourgeois

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- Sun, 03 Nov 2019 19:33:10 EST cj0XroRI No.4919745
File: 1572827590324.jpg -(199435B / 194.76KB, 1276x868) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Cooking is Indeed Bourgeois
It takes a lot of extra time, and if you have extra time to cook then you don't even need to work that much to live, which is a characteristic of the bourgeois
It requires additional tools that may or may not be very expensive
It often requires additional expensive kitchen electronics
it requires practice, and if you have time to practice cooking you're bourgeois

When was the last time you've seen homeless people use their carefuly sharpened damascus steel knives to cut their steak and then cook it on their Whirlpool™?
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El Zorro - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 19:01:38 EST RKOZfxbo No.4923479 Reply
>>4923396
Ice Age megafauna extinctions line up pretty perfectly with the Younger Dryas climate change, possibly caused by a meteor strike in Greenland: https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2018/11/massive-crater-under-greenland-s-ice-points-climate-altering-impact-time-humans

This is also a pretty decent explanation of the global flood myths from every civilization, and a way you could explain away the wiping out an advanced ancient civilization such as Atlantis, Lemuria, etc.
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El Zorro - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 19:13:13 EST RKOZfxbo No.4923481 Reply
>>4923475
Humans evolved from frugivores, it's obvious from our dentation. We just also transitioned to a truly omnivorious diet so quick, and with cooking to basically do some external digestion, we never needed to change our dentation through evolution, so we still have the teeth of a frugivore.

Cave painting are thought of by the kind of people who study these things and primitive societies as memetic and symbolic/magical objects the tribes would use to prepare a prehunt ritual. At least cave paintings of wild game, which most cave painting animals were. You gotta consider, doing some prehistoric graffiti wasn't just done casually, this was state of the art technology, and we can only assume humans back then had the same reservations, concerns and hangups with new technology and methodologies as we still do today, wince we are physiologically identical. So, cave painting, when done, was most likely a huge fucking deal, think of how we see the use of particle colliders today, some people think it can open a portal to another dimension, we can only assume there were cave people who thought the same exact shit ("BUNGA, THE HORSES ARE GONNA GALLOP OUT OF THE CAVE WALL, DON'T DO IT GRUG!" (Well, during mushroom trips I'm sure they did jump out, many cave paintings are known to be painting using recesses and protrusions to aid with the form of the art, like a protrusion in the shape of a horses head or leg being used as a canvas to paint that part on))

There's actually a lot of evidence that suggests that the first cave painters were women, they were the only ones small enough to fit through the original caverns and crevices to get to the deep underground caves the paintings are in. Paint handprints have also been examined for size and shape, and they have come to the same conclusion.

This OK boomer thing is really catching on ehh?

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- Tue, 05 Nov 2019 21:36:41 EST meskIWv9 No.4920488
File: 1573007801492.png -(262708B / 256.55KB, 579x323) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. This OK boomer thing is really catching on ehh?
Millennials trying to take the heat off themselves perhaps?
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Rowan Atkinson - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 18:11:16 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4923473 Reply
>>4923468
That's the fascist playbook. Put down any opposition by both judicial and extra-judicial means then act like you were both the hero and the victim in hindsight to justify those actions and act like you're being attacked when anyone brings up possibly not staying the course. Politics is shit. It sucks you can't really unplug from the shit anymore.
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El Zorro - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 19:15:42 EST RKOZfxbo No.4923482 Reply
>>4923473
Literally just go live off grid and homestead in a commune like every responsible human should be doing.

DANCE!!!

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- Wed, 13 Nov 2019 10:17:53 EST /bF+gEsG No.4922991
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SHAKE YO BOOTY YEEEAAAH!!!
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Prosper Montagné - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 17:59:28 EST OVNSXpP9 No.4923470 Reply
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>>4922991
bowser been having one too many 'shroom

he done be princess dancing

Big money maker

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- Thu, 14 Nov 2019 16:42:43 EST U4jFhYzV No.4923444
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I am weak as fuck from a crippling meth addiction a few years back, which has left me very weak. I'm 6'2 and weigh only 170lbs and my max bench rught now is only 150.. I'm dead set on getting me a job making a lot of money before my 29th birthday, which is 11 months from now. I don't have any drug addiction mow except a little Kratom. Does anyone here know of any jobs that make as much as oil riggers, pipeliners? I know trucking makes a lot, but afaik pipelining sounds the most lucrative and also is apparently less physical than rigging so I'm planning to do that. If I hit the gym hard for 7 more months, so 8 total I should be fine on the pipeline right?
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Kevin Steen - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 17:51:09 EST Chr3HTu6 No.4923467 Reply
Most oil and nat gas work is getting automated to hell and back. Turns out you don't need eighty roughnecks on a rig, just 1/4 of that number and some more sophisticated machinery. And that stays true every year. Then you'd also be subject to the booms and busts of the fossil fuel markets, which are many, because that market fucking blows.

You'd be better off as a trucker since automation can't actually get rid of the truck drivers at least not for another couple decades. You're also more likely to be a union worker and less subject to layoffs than oil field workers.
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Rowan Atkinson - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 17:58:03 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4923469 Reply
Alaskan fishing boats. It's hard and there's no turning back and it's not great for the environment but you can make a good sum of money in a short period of time with no educational prerequisites. They actually prefer meatheads.

Benching is for show muscle. If you have access to a rowing machine do that. You can get in excellent shape with a treadmill, an exercise bike and a rowing machine. Do that 3 times a week, do a mini triathalon. On the 4 off days take a deck of cards and keep drawing them. For each one you draw do pushups or situps for red or black and the number shown, ace being one and king being 13. Over time you will be able to go through the deck more than once. You can put them on a table beside you and run in place in between draws. Do pullups on this day if you have access to a bar or good tree and do those arm circle things from elementary school PE. I know they look silly but do 100 each way in big and small circles, it's a challenge after a while. Do that straight up and down too. It exercises and builds muscles that most other exercises ignore.

I give you...

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- Thu, 14 Nov 2019 03:39:25 EST clodDDoN No.4923278
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Crab
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Kimono Girl Samuel - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 15:08:24 EST 6fkc+3b/ No.4923417 Reply
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>oyster crabs
the ultimate seafood delicacy.
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Clay Guida - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 16:39:13 EST XAcn6OVL No.4923441 Reply
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>>4923417
Pistachio worms are the best stowaway food
(Just kidding they ruin the whole pistachio and make it taste so shit)

Pea crabs are good but they always look sad as fuck. You can just look into their cooked face and it tells you their last thought, they were so comfy in their little fortress and thought life was so good. Then one day they realize “oh fuck I’m boiling alive”, and they die sad with all their egg babies too. The pea crab probably makes a futile effort to shield her eggs, but this will not pass, nor can she save them, welcome to Hell Pea Crabs

addicted to shitposting

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- Wed, 13 Nov 2019 20:28:20 EST MB5YjuYC No.4923171
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how do I stop shitposting

I just want to upset people because it's the only thing that gives me some sort of dopamine rush

please help me
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James MacInnis - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 22:24:21 EST +s1jREfL No.4923205 Reply
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Shat posting is where it's at.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow
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Eddie Riggs - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 01:38:13 EST YZddQqo4 No.4923256 Reply
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Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one she paid it for the lime
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the lime in the coconut, she call the doctor, woke 'I'm up
And said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
I said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
Now lemme get this straight
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em bot' up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em bot' up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em bot'up
Put the lime in the coconut, you call your doctor, woke 'I'm up
Said "doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?"
I said, "doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
I said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' together
Put the lime in the coconut and you'll feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em bot' up
Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning"
Woo-oo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Woo-oo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Woo-oo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one she paid it for a lime
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke 'I'm up
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Ejnar Hertzprung - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 16:39:46 EST lbTnTGDV No.4923442 Reply
you're problem is that you equate shitposting specifically to upsetting people, however I subscribe to the philosophy that the act should elicit a wide variety of responses from your postings, not just antagonistic ones

you do not need to stop shitposting, you merely need to evolve your technique and outcomes

Does 420chan have any memes?

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- Wed, 13 Nov 2019 20:28:51 EST y8h8bUOw No.4923172
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i am new here
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RebeccaPumbleshaw.dd - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 16:32:05 EST Amt3l3y2 No.4923440 Reply
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The bitch men is a fairly new meme.

>>4923372
It was because his housemate's girlfriend was gagging so loudly during sex the dog got spooked.

There are and have been others. Classic tales, netjester being smarter than most users, that sort of thing.

Could artificial photosynthesis save our asses?

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- Wed, 13 Nov 2019 23:29:52 EST Pusg4SDp No.4923223
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https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/10/191021111826.htm
Whoa dude.
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Edwin Nablinglore - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 13:16:50 EST QFbZZjie No.4923392 Reply
>>4923376
>advanced genetic engineering with preindustrial energy output
lyl
You can be anprim or you can be cyberpunk, you don't get to have both.
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Helen Crampon - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 16:12:41 EST K/xajSPh No.4923438 Reply
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It's too good. Too perfect. They won't accept it.
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Jack Clidgebanks - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 16:25:13 EST u27gIV8+ No.4923439 Reply
They will be artificially printing out anything for perfection/efficiency. At that stage they could make something even greater for prepubescent movements.

You'r last meal

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- Sun, 10 Nov 2019 01:53:30 EST cL24lZS1 No.4921875
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Your last meal? Best meat cuts. Go out strong.
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Penny Cancer - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 14:21:54 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4923408 Reply
>>4923407
Oh man I was like half correct in this post lol nvm I should've googled first
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Larette Spang - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 16:05:11 EST KDxD1lu2 No.4923434 Reply
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>>4922953
Oklahoma and Utah are the only states that allow firing squad executions these days. I know where i will commit crimes now because i feel like thats the only way to go out like a true bandito
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Penny Cancer - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 16:06:53 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4923436 Reply
>>4923434
I heard in Belarus they still put a bullet in the back of your head in a basement, just like the bad old days.

How much is this worth?

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- Wed, 13 Nov 2019 01:02:38 EST 7NEjujhX No.4922905
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Its prepubescent gamer girl vulvar vellus hair (peach fuzz), 100% legal to posses in every jurisdiction.
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Ricardo Lamas - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 11:41:07 EST 5t8L7+2t No.4923361 Reply
>>4922905
Your that jolly african-american that's gona put killer bees all around the circle that this was created in. Best be not real
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Beatrice Devingmutch - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 14:41:54 EST PaniE1RJ No.4923411 Reply
soon the hour of the dragon will come upon us. and it will not be nice for OP

JOTNE TROLL

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- Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:24:56 EST ZVFRLU+6 No.4923330
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If you want to know something about the Jotne troll, ask me
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GeorgeFurrychug.lit - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 11:53:56 EST ZVFRLU+6 No.4923370 Reply
>>4923333 it's eating, sleeping when it's day, walk very rare outside of its territory, when it's dark / night

Damn

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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 17:03:38 EST K2gc4tIg No.4922719
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I've missed you guys. That is all

This is the first thread I've made in ten years

SLAYER

nb
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Polly Chumblefuck - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 11:36:48 EST Wtz6/lZJ No.4923359 Reply
i like how you all bitch about 4skin and circlejerk yet regularly browse and save screenshots off both
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Ranjen Solbor - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 13:28:46 EST /d5DTVLc No.4923395 Reply
>>4923386
Yes. That is literally what he was mocking you for, did you hit your head?

Guys I Think We Have Enough Porn On /B/

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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 19:49:54 EST Ng2tXNuc No.4922804
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I'm not even a nofap guy, I jerk off all the time, but gatdamn nigga, can you not post T&A in every damn thread?

This thread is for posting cool shit you like. Can be anything, music, videos, pictures, anecdotes, stories, articles, what the fuck ever. Just NO FUCKIN NAKED HUMANS FUCKCKKKKVVVKKP
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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 12:36:58 EST hi1capzp No.4923381 Reply
>>4923380
When OP made this thread, a lot of this shit was circulating in the first couple pages:
>>4923007
>>4883666
>>4923135
>>4920957
>>4922642
>>4902326
>>4921516
So you had a bunch of threads with pornographic OP images, and also a bunch of porn being posted IN threads.

You know if you start an actually decent thread with a good OP, you don't have to rely on porn to grab people's attention to your thread.
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