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Were going to Tanzania bois

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- Sat, 11 Jul 2020 07:26:58 EST SgEnd+6q No.5024368
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Do you want
>to be a war lord?
>cult leader?
>internet personality and e-celeb?
>reform the African pagan religions of the bantu people to supply you with bullets and fat/squirting African pussies as a religious tenant?
>convinced a bunch of Karens to give you there life savings and then drink cyanid milk shakes?
>ride a giraffe?
>shit in a bowl and poo poo pee pee?

Well i have a solution for you! Tanzania ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ my friends. The incoming economic collapse of the USA is quite scary. That is unless if youโ€™re in Tanzania ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ Weed and shrooms are allowed, the climate is nice and food is abundant so thats literally all you need to know. Kurt can come but he has to get a sex change and be my wife. His lesbian gym teacher face creeps me out and I'm confused when I'm around her.
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MarthaBillingfield.ini - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 15:52:38 EST JAabUWi9 No.5024538 Reply
>>5024530
East Africa is hardly the brightest spot either. If you want an income or relative peace, you'd be better off teaching English on one of the islands or Botswana. East Africa is a geopolitical hotspot with the Gulf Arab states, Ethiopia, Egypt sparring in the gaps where the superpowers haven't ransacked. A major war that engulfs the region is not off the cards within the next twenty years.
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Pike Queen Cornelius - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 16:01:30 EST +wy2qBPO No.5024546 Reply
I remember there was a 420chan user from Namibia, who lived in Windhoek. He said it was really really uneventful, which I suppose is mostly a good thing.
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Dan Henderson - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 16:07:27 EST jFMQXDRB No.5024548 Reply
>>5024538
Do you just disagree with people for the sake of it? A major war that engulfs the entire world isn't off the table within the next twenty years. I think the brightest spot is Mars because you said something different. The burden of proof is now on you. Also how dare you make racist remarks like TESL? Fucking neo-colonialist asshole.

pseudoscience and shit

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- Sat, 11 Jul 2020 10:33:53 EST JRcdtgpJ No.5024386
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I can't stand it, it all always fits exactly their vague, baseless worldview, it always ends in some being superior to others indigo kiddies
2012 was going to be the great cataclysm or some shit but nothing special happened, but that doesn't matter because now it is "it did happen but you just didn't notice because you are not a superior being like me. All of this faux hippie bullshit is just gonna lead to conservative, fascist ideas wrapped around mysticism.

I fucking hate pseudoscience so fucking much and i want these people out of my life

Thanks for reading my blog
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Kairi - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 16:00:09 EST pw1cJzEe No.5024543 Reply
>>5024536
This shit is all gobbledygook. Who do you make sense to? Who in your life do you have these discussions with, who doesn't listen to you for five seconds and say, "you're an ignoramus who lies about things he just said, I'm not continuing this."
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Kairi - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 16:01:17 EST pw1cJzEe No.5024545 Reply
>>5024542
Wow more diarrhea of the mouth involving political words you don't really understand, but you know they're communist type words so you sure don't like 'em.
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Dan Henderson - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 16:01:31 EST jFMQXDRB No.5024547 Reply
>>5024540
Good thing I'm probably more than a mile away.....unless you're not........omgomgomgomgomgomg IT'S YOU ISN'T IT! Stop hiding my watch.

nb tp

Airplane the movie is 40 years old now

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- Sat, 11 Jul 2020 04:34:29 EST WagC4az7 No.5024337
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Surely, you can't be serious!
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Kairi - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 15:53:58 EST pw1cJzEe No.5024539 Reply
>>5024534
Which...
I mean, the court testimony scene in the beginning? That shit would never ever get PG nowadays.

WEBM

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- Sun, 14 Jun 2020 19:13:18 EST j8Clt7FC No.5013918
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post a webm and your dick will increase half an inch
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Simon Dupperladge - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 11:18:00 EST DcCUkmHY No.5024394 Reply
>>5022254
Fuck you man I paid $25k to get up here and if I don't summit this week I need to pay the babysitter double
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Tuvok - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 15:56:51 EST 922TGvlX No.5024541 Reply
>>5024394
I think that's a mere cost of the permit. with all expenses from your home door to your home door you are lucky to pay 50k or so.

Ok this piques my interest

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- Wed, 17 Jun 2020 08:29:58 EST 922TGvlX No.5015145
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Where is the chick from 8 seconds in from?

NBSPLV - Redox (Activeperish Video Editing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8GK24xmWkM

I am obsessed, she just looks so freshhhhh
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Tuvok - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 14:11:29 EST 922TGvlX No.5024503 Reply
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>>5024303
If you want to multitask, there is a multitasking course available online for free.
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Tuvok - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 15:52:35 EST 922TGvlX No.5024537 Reply
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>>5024503
I always love girls kissing like that from opposite directions. God, I wish more girls kissed like that IRL.

STOP BEATING UP KIRT SPARDOT

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- Tue, 07 Jul 2020 14:39:23 EST FsbTCT32 No.5023755
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leave kirt alone
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Medium Hugh - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 15:35:42 EST 3oHqak2o No.5024528 Reply
>>5024129
Hey, hes just like Johnny Depp in that regard. It's better to have a chick beat on you than to lay her out anyways. Just dont stick your dick in crazy.

Glad

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- Sat, 11 Jul 2020 02:13:56 EST hvCZeERw No.5024315
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I'm so glad /b/ is back up, for a moment I thought I'd been banned or something and that made me sad because I like posting on here.
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Medium Hugh - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 14:20:50 EST 3oHqak2o No.5024509 Reply
>>5024484
>silly characters people play
Go to an improv class you fuckin dork
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Dan Henderson - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 14:59:09 EST jFMQXDRB No.5024520 Reply
>>5024497
Singapore isn't in China. The shirt went from Singapore to China. Supposedly lol. Probably got "sent" from Singapore aka took 35 days to make in china and sent to the states

>>5024509
To be or not to be

Weekend Plans

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- Thu, 25 Jun 2020 00:43:53 EST 4ZQV/o75 No.5019214
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WHAT ARE YOU

>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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Pierre Wynants - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 13:03:09 EST SKhBpJm1 No.5024436 Reply
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>PLAYAN
FFX, but I just got to the endgame and its getting boring. Paper Mario TTYD with a mod to make it much harder. Also playing the piano. I'm a scrub but I'm playing a bit each day.

>WATCHAN
Finished s1 of Hajime no Ippo. Satisfied, probably won't watch s2 right away. Not sure what to watch next.

>LISTENAN
70's Japanese jazz fusion mixes on youtube

>READAN
Just finished Red Mars. Mars is such a hot pop-sci topic which made me doubtful of the book at first, but it was incredible. Really great hard sci-fi. Great to watch a scientific station unfold into the beginnings of a new civilization and a bloody peoples' revolt against transnational corporations' security forces and the governments of earth The libraries are reopening so I just requested Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said by Phillip K Dick.

>EATAN
hella spanish rice leftovers, fresh peaches from the tree in my new place's backyard

>DRINKAN
green tea with jasmine

>FAPPAN
Oh yeah. Considering buying a beginner toy to poke my prostate because I fear I'm missing out on whatever ass pleasure gay people are all about, but feel to degenerate to make a purchase.

>FEELAN
Lost. Just moved to a new town and my new job doesn't have much work to be done so I'm barely getting hours. Just sitting in front of my PC for excessive hours, clicking aimlessly around.
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Eliza Bingernore - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 13:07:58 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5024444 Reply
>>5024436
I think threads like this are cancer, but I need to read Red/Blue Mars
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Bobby Flay - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 14:37:09 EST 72T9bKyW No.5024518 Reply
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>>5024381
Oh. that's too bad because I do like surveys but I don't like racists

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

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- Sat, 11 Jul 2020 12:03:57 EST nyHSySv+ No.5024406
File: 1594483437222.gif -(945876B / 923.71KB, 500x281) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. COCK AND BALL TORTURE
Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.[2]

Similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes.[3][4]

Devices and practices

Ball stretcher

A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before (if used regularly for extended periods of time), this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the male genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened.

While leather stretchers are most common, other models consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches.[5] A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length.

Ball crusher

A ball crusher is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself.

Parachute

A parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached.

Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3โ€“5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the male wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.[citation needed]

Humbler

A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene.

The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls hard on the scrotum, causing anything from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.

Testicle cuffs
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Eliza Bingernore - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 14:19:46 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5024508 Reply
>>5024501
The focus on dialectics seems very relevant in this era. I think DBT is a great cognitive method to battle black and white thinking and other prevalent mindsets that are harmful. DBT is necessarily group focused, so I think it is something that should be worked up to.
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Medium Hugh - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 14:23:29 EST 3oHqak2o No.5024510 Reply
I got a DVD full of that as a gag and I'm not sure who I'll pass it on to next, certainly not someone like op.
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Bobby Flay - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 14:34:36 EST 72T9bKyW No.5024516 Reply
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>>5024501
it helped me a lot when I did it the proper way, at a clinic with group and individual therapy and a bunch of homework and shit. It's basically buddhism + how to talk to people nicely + how to take a second.


Scorpion

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- Sat, 11 Jul 2020 13:35:58 EST D4HhGrOn No.5024475
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What is Scorpion thinking?
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Dan Henderson - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 13:57:37 EST jFMQXDRB No.5024491 Reply
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>>5024481
Kung Lao is a pretty cool guy, he wears nice hats and doesn't afraid of anything.

fuck smalltown life

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- Tue, 30 Jun 2020 12:40:13 EST /WpbvBEK No.5021233
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Fuck the small town life. It's louder than life in an actual city cuz you're surrounded by a bunch of boomers who do nothing but cut their lawn and sit in their garden all day. If they at least knew what they're doing but they don't. They just fucking don't. I see them running around watering their plants when the sky is turning almost black and the news warned of an upcoming storm for days, they mow their lawn after it rained all night and don't care it's caking up their mower, they take an entire fucking hour to mow an area not much bigger than a garage and of course every single one of them has a high pressure cleaner that they use to hose down random shit. Their gardens are all fucking sterile and ugly and they probably spray lots of nasty shit all over the neighbourhood. If I ever find a magic lamp my first wish will be for everybody to shit themselves when they turn on their lawn mower.
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Eliza Bingernore - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 04:11:17 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5024325 Reply
>>5024319
Go fight a chimpanzee. I want to see your arms get ripped out of your sockets and your face ripped off. Also your intestines will be ripped out of your body cavity and the chimpanzee will shove its own feces into your body cavity because they are fucked up like that.
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Samantha Meatflap - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 13:38:56 EST 04tjlyga No.5024478 Reply
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I used to live in the big city but I moved back to small-town around four years ago with my parents. Got tired of paying rent and its cheaper to just drive to work, even if it takes me an hour and half to get there.

But I could swear I'm becoming more conservative the more time I spend here. I had a mini freak out a couple months ago when I heard my best bud is bi. It would have never happened before. Everyone knows me as the open minded guy, I was more shocked by my reaction than my friend.

This place, it changes you. The people slowly mold you into something else.

Nicolas Cage's newest movie is called Grand Isle

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- Sun, 28 Jun 2020 07:08:01 EST ZgGrzmxC No.5020495
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Hello, anyone getting drunk tonight? I sure am and and I drink yesterday and probably will drink tomorrow
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Nell Nickleman - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 21:29:45 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5023309 Reply
>>5023307
it was the biggest inauguration ever. yoooge. so big. never seen anything like it. people were lined up for miles, some of them with binoculars, I think i saw some binoculars. I said, boy i wish I could shake all their hands. suck all their dicks. swallow all that beautiful american semen. but then what would melania do!!!! ahahaha god bless america you buncha fagets
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Antoine Parmentier - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 13:35:25 EST rmFI5WmI No.5024474 Reply
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guess who is drunk and high

hot boy

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- Sun, 05 Jul 2020 19:56:15 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5023273
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hot boy
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Dan Henderson - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 13:23:58 EST jFMQXDRB No.5024463 Reply
>>5024457
Thanks I appreciate it. Can't lie I'm on the strict method of eating less carbs, increasing exercise progressively and looking at myself in the mirror until I'm like wow.
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Eliza Bingernore - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 13:26:21 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5024466 Reply
>>5024463
Just make sure not to go lower than 1,200 calories per day. You wont be able to get the necessary nutrition to keep your body functioning and it's dangerous to do that long term.
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Dan Henderson - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 13:34:11 EST jFMQXDRB No.5024472 Reply
>>5024466
Thank's I'm well above that. I'm probably only on like a 500 calorie a day deficit REALLY roughly estimated. I'm not doing anything drastic. I've become very sedentary due to an injury and combination of corona chill at home so I'm just trying to come out of this better than before vs fat and weak. The gym is closed so the strength training I would have liked to do to get myself back to pre-injury ability is a no go. Vegan bike rider bod here I come.

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