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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 19 Mar 2020 00:15:07 EST fmHEx9Dx No.4974960
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Guidance for People Who Use Substances on COVID-19 (Novel Coronavirus)

BE AWARE that some early symptoms of withdrawal and COVID-19 infection are similar. These include fever and muscle soreness. If symptoms include a persistent cough, it could be COVID-19.

  1. COVID-19 infection will worsen breathing impacts of opioids, benzos, and alcohol
  2. Opioid withdrawal may worsen breathing difficulties
  3. Smoking, including drugs like crack or meth, makes breathing problems worse

DIFFICULT TO INHALE: If you smoke drugs, like crack or meth, cigarettes or vapes, COVID-19 infection will make it more difficult to inhale smoke. Smoking drugs, cigarettes, or vapes will worsen breathing problems.

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING SICK: Avoid going to your local harm reduction and addictions programs - HAVE THEM DELIVER SUPPLIES TO YOU. Tell them you are sick so they can take steps to keep themselves safe.

BE PREPARED FOR INVOLUNTARY WITHDRAWAL: Be ready to go through involuntary withdrawal. Your dealer might get sick or the drug supply might be disrupted. Try to be prepared by stocking up. Talk to a medical provider about starting methadone or buprenorphine. Make sure you have all the necessary medications, food, and drinks needed to help detox. Try to have protein-based and electrolyte drinks like Pedialyte or Ensure on hand.
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David Dagglespear - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 19:45:53 EST BkXl1RV5 No.4981374 Reply
Lmao what the fuck. Im not even american fuk u. Im a bernie butt bro anyways. Yalls mad. Im not succeasful either. I literally keep saying im living off government money hahahajha.

Im sorry im not fucking depressed and angry dood. Just did some acid lol. Gonna pet cat now.


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- Sat, 04 Apr 2020 20:44:54 EST hvCZeERw No.4981399
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You will never be raped and sexually humiliated by a bunch of aggressive and horny 420chan users who not only fuck you in the ass and mouth roughly, but who force you to lick their asses, piss on you and make you drink it, restrain and gag you in all manner of ways, and slap you around.

Feels sad, man

Why hippy girls grow dreads?

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- Fri, 03 Apr 2020 01:39:18 EST ThCNipJw No.4980715
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I think 70s hippies girls looked much nicer simply because they didn't have those disgusting dreads that literally looked like shit caked hair

Is it a passing fashion or will we be stuck with this meme forever
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Helen Crampon - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 20:12:33 EST zVgCHF4g No.4981390 Reply
Just tried, looks like roughly right at. I've been told my handwriting is fairly unique. What's that mean, the bit about the t's?
Priscilla Blonnerdock - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 20:20:55 EST AyjolJGx No.4981395 Reply
Is this one of those spot the differences puzzles? Am I supposed to carry this around in my tote bag and take it to the beach with me,so I have something to do while I lay on my towel,waiting to dry off?
Drusilla - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 20:21:30 EST RDHX6DPn No.4981396 Reply
Crossed 't's at the midpoint or lower end are a protection stroke and indicate that you are likely capable of much more than you realize. You may tend to unconsciously keep your aspirations modest so that you don't disappoint yourself or others, which makes sense based on the little you have said so far.


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- Sat, 04 Apr 2020 10:46:58 EST xLPhIdUG No.4981152
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Does anyone feel that being with a lot of relationships with many partners is wearisome on the soul? I've only been with 3 girls. Each one getting progressively worse in romance. I think people whom have been with 10+ people just feel like used up whores to some extent.

Am I right? Tell me, does /420chan/ enjoy the number or not?
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Louis Eustache Ude - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 20:14:38 EST iXPO4QG0 No.4981391 Reply
>did she have a hoe past? how did you meet her?
she was a virgin when I met her and from a bit of a trash mormon family
I met her on an imageboard
Drusilla - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 20:16:06 EST RDHX6DPn No.4981392 Reply
>everyone who is a sex addict isn’t capable of maintaining recovery

I didn't mean to imply that, but I do think people should be just as upfront about being in recovery for that as they would as a recovering alcoholic.

I wouldn't date an current alcoholic anymore than I'd date someone who is an active sex addict. Both can result in a lot of harm.
Feng Wei - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 20:20:35 EST N0NQfK+T No.4981394 Reply
Totally agree that it’s harmful. I dont expect anyone to date anyone in active addiction

Joe Rogan

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- Fri, 03 Apr 2020 21:43:41 EST iRHBa8O2 No.4981022
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What do u guys think about joe rogan? Dude's cool as fuck imo. His shoe on YouTube powerfulJRE is legit. He talks with a lot of people from different backgrounds like scientists celebs etc. Entertaining stuff
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Helen Crampon - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 20:10:23 EST zVgCHF4g No.4981388 Reply
Yeah, bottom line, if you want to be taken seriously, you need to wear some level of makeup. Just like men aren't taken seriously in some offices without a suit.

For sure. Too much and you're a whore or you're stuck up. Too little and you're homely and don't take care of yourself and you're never gonna get a man.

I can see why some women just say fuck it and opt out of it all. I'd be pissed off too.
Feng Wei - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 20:18:21 EST N0NQfK+T No.4981393 Reply
It’s so much money too, the beauty industry is such a scam. All the makeup and hair and skin products are expensive (not to mention razors and tampons). But if you don’t use them, you’re dead in the water. Companies know how much pressure there is on women make megabucks off of how dumb society is.

Also so much time. The accumulative hours spent putting on makeup, curling your hair, shaving your entire body, whatever. Just so much money and time

5g panic

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- Thu, 02 Apr 2020 21:45:52 EST zkUpkpek No.4980677
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Are people really this dumb? We've been living with LTE frequencies for years and with this slight boost people are worried about getting fried by microwaves?

How can people draw conclusions about technology they don't even grasp? I would love to talk to some of the tinfoil hat doomers who most likely couldn't even explain AM frequencies....
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Helen Crampon - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 20:08:17 EST zVgCHF4g No.4981384 Reply
Might be making fun of me buuuuut here goes

The double hyphen or "em dash" is an alternative to a semicolon in some places, and an alternative to parentheses in others. It's called an em dash because it's the length of an m, roughly. The en dash exists and is the length of an n, roughly. Or is supposed to be in a well-made font. A hyphen is shortest of all. (em dash: — en dash: – hyphen: -) We use a double hyphen to simulate an em dash when shitposting, emailing, etc.

Use 1: semicolon replacement
If you use it to replace a semicolon, it has the effect of giving further emphasis to the second clause. Using a semicolon, the emphasis is fairly balanced. The same general idea of the second clause supporting or explaining the first stays the same.

>She's a wonderful person; she even feeds children to Africa. (balanced)
>She's a wonderful person -- she even feeds children to Africa. (weighted toward the second, because the visuals of an em dash "pop")

Use 2: parentheses replacement/REVERSE parentheses
Same effect as use 1 but replaces parentheses and gives a very big emphasis on the item. Parentheses de-emphasize; the em dash emphasizes bigly.

>I don't care if I shit my pants (I shit my pants every day), because obviously I can just buy a new pair. (parenthetical information used to add useful but not necessary information)
>I don't care if I shit my pants -- I shit my pants every day -- because obviously I can just buy a new pair. (em dash used to emphasize just how important it is for you to know I shit my pants on the daily)
Mike Hunt - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 20:41:23 EST Amt3l3y2 No.4981398 Reply
I like that you made all that effort to explain punctuation but then talked about someone being good because they feed children to a continent.

today's date

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- Sat, 04 Apr 2020 10:50:39 EST LXtoUPyV No.4981154
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have you checked today's date?
4/4/2020 is like a double 4/20
Michael Fucktart - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 10:54:48 EST sLIKIuzL No.4981155 Reply
Yeah I smoked pot and jacked off twice yesterday and now I'm all doubled up.


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- Fri, 03 Apr 2020 19:49:03 EST 9XNpb5sT No.4980968
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im going to die from corona because of my ex girlfriend and i want to say her im sorry

This shit started way back in the last summer when i met a girl and she was the most beautiful girl i’d ever seen and i said to her “you must be illegal” and she said why lol and i said because all the other things that make me feel as good as you make me feel are illegal too and i bought her a pineapple afterwards and we went to my place and she told me she could make a chair out of all the pizza boxes that i collected and then we made embracing love to each other and then i made love to myself while she was showering man that’s how much juice i had in my noodle (it was because i was in love). Anyway a week later we went to my great grandma and she does this thing where she lights two matches and holds them in one finger and if the matches burn towards each other it means the couple will be happy and live forever and shit and anyway she did the same for us but when she burnt the matches the heads burned towards each other and one of the heads melted onto the other one and then there was this little freak matchstick with two burnt heads and I thought wow maybe it means bad things because one of us will lose their head or something but then i thought what if that means she’ll give me head like crazy and i thought “nice” but i couldn’t tell my great grandmother because she’s like a 103 years old and i don’t know if she’d understand. Anyway we became a couple and i beat up a fish for her when we were down at the lake and we were eating a bag of potato chips and there was one shaped like a heart and i said here its a present and she dropped it in the lake and then this ugly fish (i’m not being fish racist or anything but it had tentacles on its head) tried to eat it so i got in the water and punched it and saved the potato chip ps don’t worry the fish survived. anyway we were really happy together but then she said she wanted somebody else and i said life is a staircase sometimes you fall down sometimes you fall up and i accepted my fate but i was really sad inside and a couple of months later she texted me and i could tell she just wanted to have sex with me but i wanted more than just sex so i said “look i really want to boine you but at the moment i want more than that” and then i said that she was like a stoner sandwich by which i meant that she was like when you really got the munchies and you go into the kitchen and you see a bunch of bread and some butter and some cheese but you are so hungry you just eat the slice of bread first and then you spoon some butter in your mouth and then put some cheese in there too, you know what i mean? i told her she was a slice of bread and i was looking for a complete sandwich. anyway a couple of weeks later i get real depressed and im in this gas station buying booze and i walk past this womans magazine that has a free sample of perfume in it and its the same perfume as she wears and so i steal like 10 mayazines and run out of the shop because i had no money (also grabbed myself a bottle of vodka) and i go home and for like a week i was huffing these free perfume samples and rubbing them over my body and inside my nose and licking it and just really embarrassing shit basically. i also wrapped one around my shlong if i’m honest. anyway i start coughing real bad after about a week and i go to the doctor and he says I’ve fucked up my lungs and i have the lungs of a 80 year old or some shit and now im a risk patient and i just checked my fever and it’s way too high and I’m feeling really shitty too i mean i don’t know how deep your supposed to stick in the barometer but I think Im gonna die and i don’t know i just want to text her and tell her i love her and she isn’t a sandwich but i don’t know man i just feel sad
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Siegfried Schtauffen - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 18:53:37 EST sFin28Dl No.4981356 Reply
Im not reading, all that shit

but Id like to say we dont have to worry about gfs getting us in trouble again. At this rate we may never hug a female again let alone have a relationship. You may as well hug Corona Chan.


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- Fri, 03 Apr 2020 20:44:24 EST P3hFYIUC No.4980986
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Brat Posting

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- Sat, 28 Mar 2020 01:10:15 EST ImKuX0U0 No.4978847
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Post in this thread if Corona hasn't affected you yet because you're an insular privileged little brat.

Also post if you're not.
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Spot - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 18:13:41 EST ZLi0zWLw No.4981333 Reply
I am so glad I went to neither business nor medical school...

Livin it up, n0 rules 2020!


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- Sat, 04 Apr 2020 15:45:11 EST IroMnp7K No.4981251
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All this quarantine made me do was get obese and make me eat fast food and donuts
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Michael Shannon - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 17:48:08 EST SQGbAuUI No.4981310 Reply
>fast food
You trying to get Corona?
Phyllis Honeyford - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 18:05:42 EST SG9lOms6 No.4981324 Reply
No they dont serve that there. I wish there were more drive through liquor stores.
Phyllis Honeyford - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 18:08:18 EST SG9lOms6 No.4981328 Reply
Also OP, dare I say it, maybe smoke less so you won't double fist burgers

Pedophile McCarthyism and the Alt-Right

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- Fri, 03 Apr 2020 17:38:47 EST RDHX6DPn No.4980912
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It happened in Britain in the late 2000's, and was supported by Russian political operatives, and has been exported over to the U.S. where the exploitative opportunity is almost exponential in effect with the internet and social media.

I don't care about being attacked for pointing out the obvious because I'm behind 7 proxies, come and get me.
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Mustafa Said - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 17:46:30 EST Chr3HTu6 No.4981306 Reply
>the us supreme court overturned the principle of "separate but equal"

They also upheld it and were the first to sanction it, and it was only pressure from the outside - i.e. by the "disloyal jews" as well as disloyal whites and blacks in the Communist Party and other radical organizations - that got us to finally end our apartheid regime by making the threat of revolution real. you have no idea about the wider context of the events that happened and instead rely on a retarded great men theory of history because you are, in fact, retarded enough to believe that mccarthy was the good guy. Communists were major protagonists in the struggle for civil rights and you erase the whole struggle by pretending that they came from the good will of a suddenly enlightened white elite.
Stuart Erection - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 17:59:44 EST zVgCHF4g No.4981320 Reply
I for one wish we still worked 6 days a week

fukken lazy commies
Mustafa Said - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 18:15:23 EST Chr3HTu6 No.4981334 Reply
this dude would probably tell us Bismarck signed the first welfare state into existence and the German labor movement had nothing to do with it, it was just Bismarck being a swell guy.


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- Sat, 04 Apr 2020 16:35:37 EST BkXl1RV5 No.4981271
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This thread is a thread to post in that is not the sticky thread. xD xD
William de Sitter - Sat, 04 Apr 2020 16:41:45 EST yHGC4Nds No.4981274 Reply
It's sticky because you can't keep your hands off it.

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