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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

All I wanna do is post post post

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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 15:01:26 EST rO+GGMpN No.4906386
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I want help, I need help, but I don't even know HOW to help!

this shit flex so hard its retarded

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- Sun, 15 Sep 2019 11:14:52 EST iRHBa8O2 No.4905592
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mille on my.. woah, wrist wrist
versace boxers on my dick
bud light runnin thru my piss
on a yacht, 50 meters, its offish
50 carats on my fist
the roof go down when i hit switch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRyLC2M1K2w
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Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 18:54:12 EST vQCPEDej No.4906124 Reply
>>4905973
sales=/=quality and what kind of unimaginative lump listens to pop music charts in 2019 jesus fuck I bet you are a boring ass motherfucker
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Rob Terry - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:55:03 EST Kg9ZOBW0 No.4906384 Reply
>>4906124 your the one that sounds like a boring old fart hipster. "wah wah something is popular and a lot of people like it therefore it sucks" u sound jaded and miserable fool

1993 Kirtaner

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 23:37:31 EST yB0tQVvl No.4893168
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i'm 6 years old right there!

had a 28.8k modem and a dedicated second phone line in my bedroom for that bad boy of a pentium!
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Tadashi Nakajima - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:38:09 EST nJkrco7e No.4906381 Reply
>>4906377
Just try empathising with other human beings like you are one.
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Doctor Manhattan - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:44:59 EST rO+GGMpN No.4906383 Reply
Hath not a Kirtaner hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as a Max Goldberg is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? When Kirt's chocolate bunny is cracked, does it not drizzle caramel?

vapeless tuesdays

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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 09:02:22 EST Z3RZMoKP No.4906286
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today.... they'll come for your vapes....

tomorrow.... they'll drop off your living pods and burn your pot plants.

the future is YOURS.

I mean, isn't this great...being born into this meat grinder?

Most of us with far less guidance than other charmed individuals.

Now don't you cry... they'll make an alternative to adderall, just you wait and see. But in the mean time, at least there's xanax deposited all over the world like soviet weapons depots in the futile crescent. Hollowed like a tree, you'll be.

Yes, things are fine.
You LITERALLY have nothing to worry about.

Violent crime decreasing. As number of police officers steadily increases. Pretty soon, they'll have to start getting creative INVENTING CRIMES to maintain relevance hahaha just kidding of course.

No, no.... everything is cool.

the sun is up and the smell of burning crude is in the air.

I love all of you. Be good.
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James T Kirk - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:26:19 EST aSG9OcTE No.4906376 Reply
>>4906357
more info about the Vit E shit
https://www.leafly.com/news/health/vape-pen-lung-disease-vitamin-e-oil-explained

More info about how Juul uses the same sort of technique Marlboro used when they invented freebase tobacco. Just like how Marlboro used ammonia in its mixture to allow for freebasing nicotine so the shit hit you harder and made you more of an addict.
https://www.theverge.com/2018/11/21/18105969/juul-vaping-nicotine-salts-electronic-cigarettes-myblu-vuse-markten

Juul pods also use a similar patented technique to instead of allowing for freebase nicotine delivery gives you a much higher dose per ML by using Nicotine salts to keep the shit from being too harsh. https://www.theverge.com/2018/11/21/18105969/juul-vaping-nicotine-salts-electronic-cigarettes-myblu-vuse-markten

Basically, the company that changed the way cigarettes were made to make them more addictive have gone and repeated history, only this time they are getting shit for it much sooner. These kids are getting stuck on these Juul pods, intaking way more nicotine than they should. The maker of JUUL e-cigarettes claims the product has a nicotine content like traditional cigarettes, and that it delivers the nicotine up to 2.7 times faster than other e-cigarettes at 59mg/mL per pod. Compare that to my brick and mortar shop E juice I have had since march, one 60 Ml bottle lasting over 6 months, at only 6 mg/mL

So you got a much higher dosage coming in, in a way that hits you even faster than anything else on the market. You combine this new "vape a whole pod a day" model of behavior with shitheads making bad Mary Jane pens using god knows what as filler and you suddenly have an epidemic on your hands.

Worst part is these fucking flavor bans wont do a goddamned thing to Juul or to the the idiots making home made THC e juice.


Reminder that Phillip Morris's parent company also SUED and entire NATION after said country didn't want to sell cigarettes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Morris_v._Uruguay
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Mascarita Dorada - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:30:38 EST EBI8DRQs No.4906378 Reply
>>4906376
I smoked cigarettes for years and used a nic-vape to taper down so I could quit. I started on the 12 mg/ml shit and that was way too much for me. I can't imagine what 60 is like, I feel like I'd probably just get light headed and barf.
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James T Kirk - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:43:25 EST aSG9OcTE No.4906382 Reply
>>4906378
And these kids are using one pod a day, really puts it into perspective how badly the shits being abused, how it can only lead to more dependence and not at all for harm reduction like e juice was intended.

Then you add the knock off thc stick into the mix.

A person like you or me would gingerly hit the THC stick, and stop as soon as we needed to cough. These kids however are hotboxing the shit to the dome, using them like it was just another juul pod.

simpsons shitposting

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- Fri, 09 Aug 2019 06:27:16 EST b0R8FOr9 No.4888028
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show me your simpsons shitposts
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Pierre Troisgros - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:34:12 EST i+roTqSm No.4906380 Reply
For years I have been looking for these weird Simpsons comics. They had these weird Indian Simpsons, it was like Bart and Home got killed and were replaced by these Indian knock offs that would say weird shit, except it was drawn exactly like real Simpsons.

Does anyone what the fuck I'm talking about, Googling "weird Indian Simpsons" yields no results.

This thread is for INTPs and INTJs only

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- Mon, 16 Sep 2019 17:11:51 EST Td4Tl/mm No.4906080
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I'm an INTJ. The personality quiz websites say that I'm "ThE aRcHiTeCt". Ain't I special? Ain't I cool? Anyway, extroverts suck and are dumb. I poopoo on you, extroverts. All the sociopaths billionare businessmen that are destroying the world are extroverts except for zucc.
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Ulis - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 13:16:19 EST P6n7T2JL No.4906346 Reply
why would you even waste your energy on this shit?
please evolve
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Doctor Manhattan - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:03:54 EST rO+GGMpN No.4906360 Reply
>>4906346
some companies make you take these tests. i had a friend who interned at Exxon, and they gave her a myers briggs
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Doctor Manhattan - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:25:43 EST rO+GGMpN No.4906375 Reply
>>4906360
This is a thread to mock people who take these personality assessments, but yeah, companies and therapists still give the Myers Briggs. I found out that I was INTP long before such personality types were openly mocked; it was just another credential for my therapist to help me. INTP/J is a rare personality type which is why it is very cringey to admit to being one as it's seen as a label or identifier to compensate for something or to appear special, much like IQ scores.

Working on a monday morning gang

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- Mon, 16 Sep 2019 07:14:09 EST smOa67Gz No.4905933
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Post itt to die immediately
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SidneyDranninghirk.wav - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:04:33 EST RKOZfxbo No.4906361 Reply
Be your own boss, problem solved.
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Doctor Manhattan - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:06:40 EST rO+GGMpN No.4906364 Reply
>>4906361
It's impossible to be your own boss because then you're your own coworker and your own employee, but then you're your own grandfather
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Hedda Moffingforth - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:09:18 EST jf+M45j5 No.4906366 Reply
>>4906361

Everybody has a boss. If you own your company, you boss is your clients.

Given how some clients act I would almost rather have a single person punching down at me, rather than having to do the constant kiss-ass sales song and dance in order to keep clients on my billings sheet.

Old man story mode activate!

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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 00:33:14 EST YKRx67r/ No.4906193
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>be me
>working as only white lifeguard at a pool
>this guy called corn pop was running some bad boys
>he gets on diving board
>back then you had to wear bathing cap, but he wasn’t
>I point and say hey you bitch get off the diving board or I’ll come drag you off
>corn pop gets off but tells me he’s gonna meet me outside
>see him waiting for me outside with razors and 3 of his bad boys
>ask the only other white dude there Bill (mechanic that did all the pools) for help
>he cut a six foot chain for me from the basement to use as my weapon
>he’s like you walk out there with chain to confront corn pop and if you don’t you are dead
>i’m like oh shit 😱
>but he was right
>i walk out and you know how in those days you would bang razors into the streets and get them rusty in rain barrels?
>scary shit
>so I walk up to corn pop but I was smart and I was like, I’m going to apologize for calling you a bitch but not for throwing you out
>and he’s like, you apologize to me?! OK and closed the razor
>fin
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Travis Mayweather - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 12:19:41 EST szNcmj90 No.4906333 Reply
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Terminator Joe here and I approve this message.
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M'Aiq the Liar - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 12:23:09 EST nKZkqj8a No.4906334 Reply
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>>4906333
Nobody:
Obsessed /pol/tards: YEAH THAT'S LIKE MY US POLITICS MEME

Fuck off with your social media type shit.
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Beatrice Dublingcocke - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 13:12:24 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4906345 Reply
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>>4906334
In his defense the man has been bleeding out of his head and shouting weird shit that has nothing to do with the topic at hand while his supporters and news agencies act like it's completely normal and the world is too hurt and jaded to see the immense comedic value in it, all politics aside.

left or right?

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- Sat, 07 Sep 2019 09:04:48 EST lQzDNnh+ No.4902326
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2d or 3D?
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Dr. Jonathan Osterman - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 10:02:33 EST w3/BkVun No.4906300 Reply
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>>4906294
Could always into figgies instead of paper
Get into 3D2D

when'd this change

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- Mon, 16 Sep 2019 02:00:48 EST JcT1++GB No.4905892
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https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1989-09-05-8901100384-story.html

i'm pretty young, and I see headshops in every city in every state of this great nation, and there are dozens in Chicago that openly sell oil burners, glass tubes, and they even put chore boy and shoelaces/ties in the same case sometimes, did people just stop caring? Did druggies win some lawsuits about how you can use any piece of paraphernalia for legitimate things? I honestly love our drug crisis as a junky, at my local pakistani establishment they have I shit you not attachments for bongs with two oil burner ends, for when you just can't get enough meth I guess
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Hedda Moffingforth - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 10:33:40 EST jf+M45j5 No.4906310 Reply
>>4906293

People don't even realize that the GDPR is european protectionism and hubris, but dressed up in the skin of consumer rights so people don't ask too many questions about it.

It's designed to block out non-EU competitors through massive barrier to entry, in the hopes that it will spawn EU native competitors (lol).

But all that's gonna happen is that the EU will have facebook and google, and nothing else because nobody else can be arsed to comply with that bullshit. The GDPR is total ass that is designed to do nothing but keep out non-EU companies from the EU just through legal bullying.

If you're in the EU then I guess enjoy watching your internet turn into cable TV 3.0 over the next decade.
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 10:33:42 EST iLikEToleARn No.4906311 Reply
>>4906310
I dunno if you're interested in arguing with the next 5 years, which, given the room.

millenielliels

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- Sun, 15 Sep 2019 18:33:41 EST 3vAgSngf No.4905729
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Millenials fucked my sister and kicked my dog.
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Matt Hardy - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 11:12:32 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4906320 Reply
>>4906318
but they've been doing that for like hundreds of years man, that's just drug addiction, not a culture. And don't say crust punks because those are just bums, every age has bums, it's not an actual counter culture.
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ReubenCruddlekadge.cda - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 11:32:46 EST 8YaEA8NS No.4906328 Reply
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>>4906317
Nah dude, millenials have a counter culture. It is just a heavier form of normal culture. A more outspoken version if you will.

>Has anyone seen my latte? I'm trying to post to circlejerk about my Mazda Miata and this 1200 dollar phone that will be outdated in 8 months is not being on fleek yah feel me namaste?

Fuck

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- Sun, 15 Sep 2019 12:24:50 EST uvqTEgOL No.4905611
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Magma Admin William - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 11:31:05 EST EsJMiczK No.4906326 Reply
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Is this an old meme thread?
Am I an old meme? now.

Chemical church

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- Mon, 16 Sep 2019 18:43:17 EST c+Dm3DjD No.4906119
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Hello /b/ my name is Ruain I've spent my life a wonderer and a outcast searching for meaning and purpose in the brief moments between birth and death. I've spent the last 15 years developing and understanding of the world from the base idea that subjective reality is objectively as real as what we can touch based on a simplified version of einstein's theory of relativity.

I've fashioned this idea along with my intimate knowledge of "drugs" and their biochemical effects into a sort of ideology/teaching I've affectionately named "seritonism".

I'm looking for intrest in my ideas and ideologys from those who would be interested enough to say join a discord group (baby steps).
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Prince Iaukea - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 10:07:28 EST Ok/WVToA No.4906301 Reply
>>4906119
Coming back to this, if you can find a way to supply people with free drugs consistently, then they will listen to whatever you want to say, and also probably have sex with you.

That's the secret. Get a bunch of LSD. Ideally, learn to make it. Then start your LSD cult.

Or do it with some great RC. Not sure any exist right now.
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Johnny Saint - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 11:28:38 EST IXadLWYi No.4906323 Reply
>>4906275
Yes this is an ancient peyote.

OP, just because I've expressed interest, doesn't mean you should ignore me and instead reply to all the people who pretty much discarded what you said as soon as they red it and continued to hijack the thread for the purposes of shitposting. Just saying... Are you shure you yourself are actually all that interested in it or did you just use that as a conversation starter?

The nose knows

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- Mon, 16 Sep 2019 17:44:07 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4906089
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What if someone made an electronic sniffer and paired it with augmented reality goggles so you could like see smells. You could have filters for different smells and intensities and like filter it for animal smells and see where animals have been by the scent trails. Both these technologies exist already, they just have to be improved and paired together. Soon we'll know what dogs know, so you can take a walk with your dog and share in the glorious world of scents normally hidden to human perception.
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Beatrice Dublingcocke - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 01:43:07 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4906209 Reply
What if you put two of them together then use it?
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Arthur Eddington - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 02:22:49 EST BrdrOTeh No.4906215 Reply
>>4906089

Technology is still thirty years out from thirty years ago.

My buddies robot arm we've been dicking together in the garage requires TWO desktop computers JUST to filter the spurious noise from our brain helmet.
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Matt Hardy - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 10:53:27 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4906316 Reply
>>4906215
maybe you should try meditating or do biofeedback training to filter some of that brain noise organically.

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