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Top Ten 420chan moments

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- Mon, 23 May 2022 21:16:45 EST Hei+YV/+ No.5217096
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Number 10: Rope adventure
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what would make you punch a guy

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- Sun, 15 May 2022 18:13:53 EST O1jOVFXF No.5216353
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what would make you punch a guy
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Claptrap - Tue, 24 May 2022 19:22:49 EST hMMmkjno No.5217201 Reply
>>5216353
If he punched me? Yeah nah spiking people with drugs espcially fucked up shit like research chems or belladonna.
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JennyPockstone.wsz - Wed, 25 May 2022 06:58:57 EST EEYCHjHt No.5217245 Reply
Almost nothing, I think. Maybe if someone was going to hurt younger sibling? but people have beaten the shit out of me before and I just waited for it to be over.
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Vince Masuka - Wed, 25 May 2022 20:32:35 EST BqTqNBaW No.5217285 Reply
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Cool story here.
Last person I punched was a cop. They wanted me, came up from behind without a word and kicked the back of my leg. I beat the fuck out of that guy, and consequently got beaten the fuck out of by 4 cops. Hogtied, dragged across the pavement, yadda-yadda. I may be a super-scrawny white guy, but if you come at me with violence you get it back, even if you are a cop.
No charges lol, saved by their bodycam. It turns out that poppy seeds are legal, who knew, right?

DILEMMA

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- Sat, 21 May 2022 12:56:43 EST 3TGqfhbd No.5216810
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You've met the love of your life, whom you have married and you're feeling fucking superb about being alive and all. Your heart sparkles when you look at them.

BUT. Out of nowhere.
Your government assigned house spook contacts you, they're [gender-you're-attracted-to] and just your type bodily speaking, as close to a 10/10 possible on the mortal plane, and they're into the same depraved taboo kinky shit you are, that you could probably never admit even to your partner-in-life that you're into. You wouldn't want to risk losing your perfect world you've acidentally fallen into. If they are not into it, they wouldn't look at you the same afterwards. Your house spook has never met anyone else into it, hence why they reached out, might never have a chance to explore that part of sexuality otherwise.

What do you do?
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Claude Troisgros - Wed, 25 May 2022 13:14:15 EST yXlrkmY1 No.5217271 Reply
>>5217256
Is cramming words in people's mouths your thing? I'm saying I'm with someone who I haven't even married yet and I already know my girl isn't squicked put by me, why would you marry someone with those kind of secrets on your back?
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Sarek - Wed, 25 May 2022 15:37:50 EST 0nYT0LuR No.5217280 Reply
>>5217271
You bring up a fair point, idk why that person is so offended by it. Ideally the person you marry shouldn't have any aversions to your sexuality, it'll just be a source of repression and conflict otherwise and likely what leads to cheating in a lot of marriages.
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Mario Batali - Wed, 25 May 2022 19:32:29 EST chHAiuCw No.5217284 Reply
>>5217280
Yeah as a dude who is into femdom I've been in relationships where I was asked to be the top and yeah I felt like I was repressing who I was.

So I'm persona none grata with the Hindus

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- Tue, 24 May 2022 01:11:53 EST aRdKL0vX No.5217125
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Well, it seems I freaked them out because my interests are too Vamachara for them (last time I heard Siva is the lord of ghosts and ghouls/Rakashas yet mainstream Hinduism keeps Siva in the Sattava Guna). That my interests won't bring peacefulness to me or my close ones/community (idc personally).
Thankfully I found a Shakti temple where it seems they are more open minded to Tantra/Black Magic and not so dogmatic religious lameness.
So maybe tomorrow I'll find a Vamachara Guru willing to arrange a Shavana Sadhana ritual soon.
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Husky Harris - Wed, 25 May 2022 13:51:18 EST m4iH9OFy No.5217275 Reply
>>5217273

I Also cream pie her too. We're not in a hurry to get her pregnant yet.
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Husky Harris - Wed, 25 May 2022 13:52:52 EST m4iH9OFy No.5217276 Reply
>>5217274

I mean that's why I keep it secret in my fetish room and everyone thinks I'm a very kind gentleman. I even got a new job because I'm so kind.

im gonna post some infographics

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- Sun, 20 Feb 2022 17:53:38 EST TPpI4lVh No.5207363
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ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING LEARN?!?!?
this thread is an university and at the end of it u'll earn a diploma
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shit you've bought recently

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- Mon, 28 Mar 2022 20:20:16 EST J5KN3IWD No.5212568
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What have you bought recently? I ordered myself a buttplug today and got a bag of coffee from the store.
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Michael Rostov - Wed, 25 May 2022 09:30:09 EST 3hPOOqMD No.5217253 Reply
A whoooooooooooooole bunch of mushroom growing supplies and substrate.

POST FUNNY IMAGE

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- Fri, 04 Feb 2022 12:44:20 EST 5t8X+v70 No.5203940
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OP HERE I AM POST FUNNY OR INTERESTING IMAGE
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Lana Shinglefoot - Wed, 25 May 2022 14:12:17 EST Ku0R5IPY No.5217277 Reply
>>5217199
I do wish /pol/ would just deal with their obvious mommy issues instead of continuing to kill random people.

Bored

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- Tue, 24 May 2022 12:18:51 EST iCjKkzja No.5217154
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You will never have an epic and grand adventure of fantastical proportions just drop on your lap as you go about your daily and monotonous routine

Feels a bit bad, man

If it were up to me, it'd be a scifi space opera setting
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Wesley Challyworth - Wed, 25 May 2022 00:51:25 EST OWlDgZsL No.5217226 Reply
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It's like music. Each monotonous note or beat makes up the groove. Literally you gotta get the beat going before you can groove.
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Juggler Rebecca - Wed, 25 May 2022 08:07:18 EST OrLUUgSX No.5217247 Reply
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>>5217154
Making life less mundane isn't all that hard really, but of course if your expectations are "epic and grand adventure of fantastical proportions" you probably should prepare to be bored your whole life. Or, if you acquire a set of balls in some point of your life, adopt a chinese kid and go play Indiana Jones in a jungle somewhere.
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Tyson Griffin - Wed, 25 May 2022 13:00:59 EST oG00pXxL No.5217268 Reply
that's why you take drugs. even a bad trip is like an adventure.

REPORT IN, TEAM

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- Wed, 25 May 2022 01:40:40 EST ob2W39Z3 No.5217230
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TEAM, REPORT IN
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Space Invader - Wed, 25 May 2022 02:03:51 EST CU6g7Gez No.5217235 Reply
They do a comedy sketch someone gets geared up and storms a school and everyone in the class has a gun they all pull out and blast them dead just as he enters without even a second thought about it.
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Wesley Challyworth - Wed, 25 May 2022 02:05:22 EST OWlDgZsL No.5217236 Reply
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eagle-screech to bear-claw, I repeat, the targets are locked, the targets are locked, are we confirmed for the bedazzle?

BUMP WHENST ELEVATED /// S L A Y E R E D I T I O N

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- Fri, 04 Mar 2022 14:09:31 EST T6pEnBxQ No.5209573
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old thread stopped bumping
widdly scuds
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another shooting today

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- Tue, 24 May 2022 17:11:46 EST Hei+YV/+ No.5217187
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and another and another and another
4chan is bad
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Alain Senderens - Tue, 24 May 2022 17:40:59 EST 9nZTo1i1 No.5217188 Reply
>>5217187

Taking wagers on psychiatric "treatment" status involving anti-depressos
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Lt. Reginald Barclay - Tue, 24 May 2022 18:20:49 EST YPvnNCYC No.5217196 Reply
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>>5217187
>>5217188
Its only going to get worse cause like the hippies in the 60s/70s the edgy "counter culture" of 4chan basement nazis has been absorbed into the mainstream, but instead of randomly getting dosed with acid as a result like you would back in those days you get a hot 5.56 round to the back while attempting to purchase some ingredients for lasagna by some 18 year old freak who has convinced himself he actually is who Nietzsche was thinking of when coming up with the "Übermensch" concept.

post ur desktop

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- Tue, 18 Jan 2022 18:48:21 EST MEOgq3CH No.5199087
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and i'll judge your mental health
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Jack Crommlebure - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 19:29:24 EST vGDbOb6C No.5215268 Reply
>>5215244
it is. good taste for having alchemical art though
User is currently banned from all boards
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Barret Wallace - Tue, 24 May 2022 18:17:06 EST B36U39hX No.5217193 Reply
>>5199087
im still looking for a background pic for my phone, what do you recommend me for a mental healthed mind?

Wax Pussies

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- Wed, 04 May 2022 18:00:22 EST /nH7Iai1 No.5215504
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Post ‘em
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Sticky Nips - Tue, 24 May 2022 16:20:30 EST 6HKKAcUP No.5217183 Reply
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This thread is important.
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Barret Wallace - Tue, 24 May 2022 17:49:10 EST B36U39hX No.5217189 Reply
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>>5217183
whatever the importance, its enough remembering it one and a half month or so, even better once a year at halloween. even important things can be oversaturated.

Just in case 420chan is finally kill

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- Thu, 19 May 2022 20:28:56 EST SqlQ95QJ No.5216659
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I just want to say I love you guys. Thanks for 15 years of good memories.
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Medium Isabella - Tue, 24 May 2022 02:23:48 EST c4qfWNI/ No.5217130 Reply
>>5217115
>cost of living is cheaper than ever
What the actual fuck are you talking about
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Henry Draper - Tue, 24 May 2022 05:02:31 EST qVEJXgiw No.5217136 Reply
>>5217131
Just exemplifying how absurd commentary gets attention.

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