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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

Amicus merch

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- Mon, 01 Jun 2020 21:23:46 EST +wy2qBPO No.5007049
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I purchased this shirt today. Now to face the weight until it gets here and I can wear my husbando.

r8
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Bowser - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:18:46 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.5007076 Reply
>>5007049
So uh
Since Amicus isn't ever going to become real, are you just gonna keep this up forever?
Also are you gonna make a webm of you riding a baddragon in that shirt screaming Abacus at the top of your lungs while jizzing all over
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Dongle McSpoogelheim - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:21:05 EST aB33GFJ3 No.5007078 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Veteran Ian - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:26:25 EST 4ytESb89 No.5007083 Reply
>>5007054
Hawaiian Tshirts are never ok, even in Hawaii. It didn't have much of a life to begin with, but Boomers fucking killed it a long time ago. I

i dont want to go to work

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- Mon, 01 Jun 2020 15:36:29 EST Lh/Y6NRY No.5006791
File: 1591040189556.jpg -(118171B / 115.40KB, 740x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. i dont want to go to work
fuck this
goddamn
i hate my minimum-wage "essential" warehouse slavery
i hate most of my coworkers
i hate the company
i hate myself
i have no future
the world fuckin sux
i saw a homeless man the other day and felt intense envy
i wish i was back on NEETbux
im not making any real money
im probably going to get injured from my job but symptoms won't show until im off the clock so they'll be like "not our fault lol"
im lonely
i want to die
kill me pete
hiffwe

welp guess im off cya guys l8r
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Ernest Bonninghall - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:19:15 EST d+P006/o No.5007077 Reply
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>>5006791
Is it a large corporation? Why don't you just burn it down OP? Or alternatively why don't you just poison the company president and take his place, as is the custom?
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Paula Deen - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:23:33 EST +6D8tDpa No.5007081 Reply
Iktf, essential economics my ass

Anti Anime Thread (no anime allowed)

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- Mon, 01 Jun 2020 14:50:26 EST AprJAd20 No.5006769
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Anime fucking sucks.

>b-b-but have you watched (insert critically acclaimed anime here)

Sure, there are a few great anime, but that don't change the fact that anime is bad way more often than other forms of art. 80% of cartoons are bad, but that number is probably closer to 99% for anime, let's be honest. There's like 9001 different highschool romantic comedy anime and they're ALL TRASH. There's no equivalent of this kind of shit for other kinds of cartoon.
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Dr. Nefarious - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 20:15:58 EST XaTrI98K No.5006996 Reply
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>>5006965
weebs dont like weebs, every fandom is full of shitlords
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Veteran Ian - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:23:16 EST 4ytESb89 No.5007080 Reply
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>>5006996
Self hating weebs are the worst kind of weebs. Neither Normies nor weebs like them, they are their own self hating group.

PIggy piggy piggy

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- Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:13:05 EST zY52Ww3E No.5007073
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I saw man rioting last night. His face was an anus being pulled apart by two hands.
https://twitter.com/GrandRapidsPD/status/1267243730622349313
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Ernest Bonninghall - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:21:21 EST d+P006/o No.5007079 Reply
>>5007073
God I miss when anonymous existed and people would do shit like that routinely. Where is even a good place to organize things like that these days? I'd imagine somewhere would have hundreds of people uploading goatse and lemon party an hour

Protesting

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- Wed, 27 May 2020 18:21:28 EST SorVvgEN No.5004128
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Just testing the umbrellas, maam.
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Ernest Bonninghall - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 21:58:11 EST d+P006/o No.5007065 Reply
>>5007043
Yelling "light em up" to innocent people sitting on their porch is pretty much the opposite of freedom fam. Moreover it shows you exactly what sort of people these pigs are and why they murder so goddamn many of us each year. This is why they turn ther body cameras off. This is the behavior that is why my entire country is rolling with protests right now.

>>5007048
That grotesque fat moronic sociopathic pussy actually had the audacity to whine about how the governors are "weak" while his fat fucking ass sat hiding out in a basement.

The filth in this country have clearly delineated themselves. We know exactly who they are.
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Ernest Bonninghall - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:01:19 EST d+P006/o No.5007066 Reply
>>5006721
In all honesty if there is a god I genuinely feel like people like this are saving us. If the country really was totally overrun by these godless trumptards and there really was a god I'd imagine he'd have smited all of us long ago. I think the supreme irony is the left really is more like Jesus. You've got millions of people singing Amazing Grace this week and they're all being beaten and shot at by those disgusting fuckheads.
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Veteran Ian - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:14:22 EST 4ytESb89 No.5007074 Reply
The president is in his bunker, all's right with the world.

In what circumstances would you fuck a giraffe?

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- Mon, 01 Jun 2020 21:43:57 EST fjntrB1U No.5007061
File: 1591062237292.jpg -(48265B / 47.13KB, 459x667) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. In what circumstances would you fuck a giraffe?
To save your life?
To be able to fly for a day?
To end coronavirus globally?
To get a 10.000 bucks paycheck?
For pleasure?
To make anime real?
To make anime illegal?
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Dennis Kang - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:08:37 EST eOP+kd50 No.5007069 Reply
Aren't they going Hollywood some time in Asia and make anime real? Of course, they need to solidify a superhero anime family or two in the process.
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James Martin - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:26:18 EST GY2dyohA No.5007082 Reply
This is dancing pizza abuse. Use limes like the rest of us.

that thing youve been looking for

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- Mon, 01 Jun 2020 18:21:21 EST fIKCyobt No.5006875
File: 1591050081748.jpg -(50969B / 49.77KB, 492x364) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. that thing youve been looking for
lets suppose you want to buy an about 10 year old car and YOU ONLY KNOW which one. due to quarantine you drop a message via skype to the inbox.

whats your approach?
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Friedrich Bessel - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 20:35:03 EST 3Cr0F64A No.5007019 Reply
prefect im looking to buy a car. sell one to me
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Bobby Lashley - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 20:44:00 EST Seh+PELR No.5007024 Reply
I have a 2001 Cadillac DeVille that was once beautiful, but has since become all banged up. If I could just get the exact same car, but not banged up, I'd be happy. I really love this car.
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Veteran Ian - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:12:28 EST 4ytESb89 No.5007071 Reply
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>>5007024
I got a 2001 Yukon with over half million kilometers on it. I still love this car and il keep it till it dies, which ought to be any time now. I don't wanna jinx it, but everytime some issue pops up, I think this is it but the mechanic changes one thing for like 10 bucks and everything is fine.

i got pepper sprayed

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- Mon, 01 Jun 2020 13:27:44 EST Zt7vhSWn No.5006693
File: 1591032464571.webm [mp4] -(742606B / 725.20KB, 244x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. i got pepper sprayed
what did you do last night /b/?
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Bibiano Fernandes - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 20:54:57 EST jFMQXDRB No.5007027 Reply
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>>5007020
That's because he's trying to lend credibility to himself from another IP

>>5007018
You're not black you're a spook
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Ernest Bonninghall - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:09:06 EST d+P006/o No.5007070 Reply
>>5006696
It's clearly the kind of marker that shops use to write on their windows you dumb fagvots it looks like the kind of paint crayon or whatever they're called that easily washes off
>oh god no what are you doing associating with blacks OP you're on team white white is your team stop ruining my faggy narrative about black hooligans and the racial holy war stop cooperating FBI! FBI! QUICKLY WE GOT A COLABORATOR TRYING TO BUILD RACE AND CLASS SOLIDARITY HERE

What happed to all the toilet paper?

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- Mon, 01 Jun 2020 18:49:31 EST KFkGIKxT No.5006909
File: 1591051771259.jpg -(241258B / 235.60KB, 750x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What happed to all the toilet paper?
Where did it all go? There's people hoarding this stuff

And can anyone spare a square?
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Frederick Goddleforth - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 19:42:33 EST drklD/F0 No.5006971 Reply
>>5006909


Black beans are the key to a healthy heart and warm toilet seat
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Alice Murdwell - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 21:21:48 EST KFkGIKxT No.5007047 Reply
>>5006916
Wait... stores around where you are got the tp again? Theres still like none here the whole isles are barren. Sometimes you can get stuff like napkins and paper towels, but the toilet paper just seems to be like, gone, and stuff

Bump for answers
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Ernest Bonninghall - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:04:38 EST d+P006/o No.5007068 Reply
>>5006909
Their TP investments are about to suffer a severe crash probably. I'm starting to find stocks of rubbing alcohol again and there's TP available in most stores. We just have to figure out what's the next thing. For my part I have noticed that Bushs baked beans are now routinely out of stock of some of their most amazing kinds like Southern Pit Barbecue and that we're often out of different varieties of cheeses.

Quit hoarding the cheese and beans you faggots I need it.

what the fuck

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- Sat, 23 May 2020 15:45:46 EST ExzBS1WR No.5001635
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All this time I thought Kirt was full of shit

420chan really did start it all
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Ruin Maniac Nigel - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 21:15:54 EST Y6aSR3Ni No.5007044 Reply
>>5007041

You can stop you made a fake thread claiming to look like Ben from parks and rec and had a meltdown because you claimed there are racists on b
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Masato Yoshino - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 21:30:46 EST DNtTTjZb No.5007052 Reply
Is Kirtaner like famous around these parts?

Sometimes I feel privileged to post next to / or in the same thread as him, but I dont think I ever got a direct response from him
Well maybe an indirect back and forth in IRC where I think people were making fun of me, but I got banned and was called a "faggot" (again) which seems to be the most used word on "chans" channels

Is everyone a faggot or what's going on with that is this like some kind of secret hacker language I dont know about?

Inb4 faggot
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Ernest Bonninghall - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:02:29 EST d+P006/o No.5007067 Reply
>>5007052
You just have to make fun of him more particularly his coding skills.
H I F F W E
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I fucked up guys

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- Mon, 01 Jun 2020 21:24:42 EST I594I501 No.5007050
File: 1591061082284.jpg -(64095B / 62.59KB, 1280x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I fucked up guys
I am evil Satan here to fuck my penis with a girls ass high heel and shove the world up my ass with a high heel to cover it up. I shove high heels up my dick hole and suddenly the world starts going to shit. I shove them up my asshole and shit gets even worse. I think I have hair growing inside my dick because it feels itchy. I think there is going to be a meteor that hits when I shove a high heel boot up my ass and a patent leather pump up my dickhole. We are all fucked
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Ashley Cartier - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 21:52:22 EST fjntrB1U No.5007064 Reply
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>>5007050
wow OP, you really done fucked up big time, I can't believe that you are evil Satan here to fuck your penis with a girls ass high heel and shove the world up your ass with a high heel to cover it up. You shove high heels up your dick hole and suddenly the world starts going to shit. I shove them up your asshole and shit gets even worse. You think you have hair growing inside my dick because it feels itchy. You think there is going to be a meteor that hits when you shove a high heel boot up your ass and a patent leather pump up your dickhole. What an awkward situation, op you really done fucked up

Anon, would you fuck Charlotte Flair.. ?

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- Mon, 01 Jun 2020 18:19:30 EST 8HtkNegI No.5006872
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Gregory Quinn - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 21:05:08 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5007035 Reply
>>5007033
Unless you have a lot of money and can hire prostitutes and celebrity look-a-likes. I guarantee you are not that well off.
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Annie Cannon - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 21:12:26 EST N0NQfK+T No.5007040 Reply
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>>5007033
Why don’t you protest this way when women are being objectified? Should OP fall in love with his hoe before he fucks her? Why aren’t you going on about how she’s a real person?

Post Pratt or gtfo

Jeff Epstein victim fund

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- Sat, 30 May 2020 18:01:00 EST 1RBncNS5 No.5005753
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Apparently Jeff had over 642 mill. In assets at time of his death which is all being allocated to all of the "victims" of his sex trafficking. Epstein was a scumbag don't get me wrong but all of the interviews with victims make it seem like they wanted to be on his island sucking his dick.

Should we award people for making awful decisions? Girls mature faster than boys so when they had this rich white dude ask them to come to their island what did they think was gonna happen? Barney and Power Rangers marathons? I get the trauma associated with this but show me one girl on that island that was forced to be there.

The thing with manipulators, they are so good at what they do that you never see it coming. I'm not buying that all of these women deserves millions to live off just because they fucked Epsteins eggplant shaped dick when the majority knew what was going down but were too drunk off his money and influence to be able to say no.

This is the beginning of allowing people to make poor choices with manipulators but it'll be okay because the government will pay you when he's in jail or dead
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Annie Cannon - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 20:20:47 EST N0NQfK+T No.5007005 Reply
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>>5006999
>>5006991

I will only guzzle cum if it is the cum of our lord and saviour, Chris Pratt, who is very popular on 420chan. Com

Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic pt.2

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Sun, 10 May 2020 12:29:23 EST zYHba0G3 No.4995772
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Guidance for People Who Use Substances on COVID-19 (Novel Coronavirus)

BE AWARE that some early symptoms of withdrawal and COVID-19 infection are similar. These include fever and muscle soreness. If symptoms include a persistent cough, it could be COVID-19.

YOU ARE AT AN INCREASED RISK OF BECOMING SERIOUSLY ILL OR DYING because:
COVID-19 infection will worsen breathing impacts of opioids, benzos, and alcohol
Opioid withdrawal may worsen breathing difficulties
Smoking, including drugs like crack or meth, makes breathing problems worse

DIFFICULT TO INHALE: If you smoke drugs, like crack or meth, cigarettes or vapes, COVID-19 infection will make it more difficult to inhale smoke. Smoking drugs, cigarettes, or vapes will worsen breathing problems.

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING SICK: Avoid going to your local harm reduction and addictions programs - HAVE THEM DELIVER SUPPLIES TO YOU. Tell them you are sick so they can take steps to keep themselves safe.

BE PREPARED FOR INVOLUNTARY WITHDRAWAL: Be ready to go through involuntary withdrawal. Your dealer might get sick or the drug supply might be disrupted. Try to be prepared by stocking up. Talk to a medical provider about starting methadone or buprenorphine. Make sure you have all the necessary medications, food, and drinks needed to help detox. Try to have protein-based and electrolyte drinks like Pedialyte or Ensure on hand.

STOCK UP ON THINGS YOU MAY NEED TO MANAGE YOUR SUBSTANCE USE AND PRACTICE HARM REDUCTION

DRUGS
If you have money and are able, stock up on your drug(s) of choice before things deteriorate. AVOID BINGEING on drugs that you are stockpiling so you have access to a supply. Try to buy from people you trust and have as many WAYS TO CONTACT DEALERS in your area as possible.

ALCOHOL
If you have an alcohol use disorder, the money, and are able, stock up on enough alchohol to last a few weeks. AVOID BINGEING on stockpiled alcohol so that you have access to enough to avoid alcohol withdrawal, and things like seizures. One way to do this is by MANAGING YOUR ALCOHOL USE by consuming an amount of alcohol equivalent to one can of beer, 1.5 ounces of rum, or 5 ounces of wine hourly as needed. Try to avoid bootleg alcohol.

HARM REDUCTION SUPPLIES
Be prepared for the POSSIBILITY OF SYRINGE EXCHANGES AND DRUG TREATMENT PROGRAMS CLOSING DOWN. If you are able, stockpile enough harm reduction supplies to last you a few weeks - longer if you are at higher risk of infection or complications.

This includes things like: Naloxone, Syringes, Cookers, Pipes, and Straws.

Get a Sharps container to get rid of used syringes. If you can't get one, use something like a plastic laundry detergent bottle or soda bottle. Label these bottles "SHARPS CONTAINER". Do not recycle them.
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Don Muraco - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 20:59:39 EST drklD/F0 No.5007031 Reply
>>5007030
Why would you nb a post after you just posted in it? You think the board is moving fast or something?
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deBlob - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 21:08:38 EST v3sEKjEJ No.5007037 Reply
>>5007031

nha i am just embarrassed. I thought the thread was no longer on the board but somehow still alive.

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