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Epstine killed himself.

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- Tue, 10 Dec 2019 16:02:36 EST UOxPJS3D No.4931496
File: 1576011756565.jpg -(18832B / 18.39KB, 259x194) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Epstine killed himself.
If you don’t agree with this factual statement, you are a gay faggot.
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Alan Guth - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:30:24 EST Chr3HTu6 No.4931575 Reply
>>4931523
The Eastern bloc's expansive welfare state meant women didn't depend on men for economic survival to near the extent they do in the capitalist world. So women could live alone at higher rates than in even the US at the time, since they could just get a job at the state-owned firm in their town and pay paltry rent for housing. Women in East Germany reported having more orgasms than women in West Germany on account of this, you can't even make that kind of stuff up.
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MatildaGuttingmatch.mpeg - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:45:39 EST FkEbCRDW No.4931582 Reply
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>>4931559
I do not like women like this as much as I like "flawed" women. I was looking at the wiki for the guy "el duce", and lol'd so hard at a comment he had made about how "I like nasty women, I like homeless women". Now that is legit woke as fuck.
Fucking pornstars is just low tier human experience.
I need ass sweat and hot middle age women with a small amount of skin imperfection, this is what the penis is for.
If I wanted to fuck a real doll, I would just do that. The average top tier pornstar is like an anime character to me, I feel like you have to have a certain degree of enthusiasm or removal from the human condition to get a boner from that.

The more women I have sex with, the more I appreciate a small degree of imperfection. Western people are so stallioned from the actual human experience that they don't even appreciate things like the small stink of a womans underbreast. If that does not give you +10 virility, you are a fucking android piece of shit and you should probably go back to jacking off to "Lisa Ann" freaks of nature with huge sacks of silicone implanted into them and silicone implants and Botox and $2000 moisturizer made from the fat of baby seals.
Am I well? Am I mental damige? I don't know, but I don't like women with such tryhard sexuality, it just lacks a degree of human that I need.

Someone posted a pic of a pornstar the other day on /b/, and she has a very small amount of stretch mark ribbing, which make blood flow into my penis. When I see a girl like your pic related, I don't even relate to it at that level, I bet she even washes off her stink to the point where it is unhealthy and her whole body is just surviving by a thread and any small amount of bacteria will kill her, gross and this is not human at all.

Appreciate your humanity ok, fuck the high smelling women and eat your girls pussy after she goes for a run, this is the pinnacle of the human experience. If a women if actually hot, then this sort of thing is just icing on the cake. Things like makeup and silicone are fools illusions. Fuck only genetically decent women (or men or whatever else). Do not buy into the illusions.

Do you see the pimples on this girls ass, this relates to me more than the barbie in your picture, it make the penis go very hard, but your picture, this is like something made of plastic A real pornographer would be hesitant to shoot this girl because of this, and it is a shame because so many people have been trained to hate their humanity because of this sort of hollywood shit. They want you to only get dick hardened from plastic demons, do not let your dick become stallioned by this hollywood shit to the point where you forget what it is to be a real human and become disgusted at a real women.

My dick is now hard, but I am sorry I am spoken for so please restrain yourself
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Phineas Drimmerdock - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:47:57 EST HFHUv8bS No.4931584 Reply
>>4931582

I'm sorry, but if you don't like a fine pair of jiggly boobs you might be gay

What kind of driver are you?

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- Thu, 28 Nov 2019 22:48:36 EST GIy+J9z1 No.4927755
File: 1574999316703.jpg -(165515B / 161.64KB, 800x815) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What kind of driver are you?
Do you drive just to get from point A to point B and obey the law like a CUCCBOY, or do you drive like a MANE? Honestly, if you drive at the mandated speed limit in roads that have no speed traps you're a fucking tool
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Caroline Herschel - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:42:02 EST xBKKe/u3 No.4931579 Reply
>>4931572
Sounds like you're just an ill-equipped, overly emotional pussy, tbh. I'm never one to condone pulling a gun on somebody, or driving like an asshole, but that dude probably handled your ragin ass more gracefully than you deserved.
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Frodo Baggins - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:46:35 EST +s1jREfL No.4931583 Reply
>>4931579
He bitched out and refused to fight after driving like an asshole. I don't carry guns on me when I drive because I can't own one legally. That dude was a bitch and so are you. I'd rub your face down with skittles and make you go earn me some money from a bunch of skinhead faggots, you sound like more of a cake ass ho than he was.
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Caroline Herschel - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:55:05 EST xBKKe/u3 No.4931585 Reply
>>4931583
Ooh! Ahh! The burning sting of a hollow threat from an anonymous spaz!

60 something year old female loser at my jerb

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- Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:36:22 EST Vq6SrlCw No.4931576
File: 1576024582492.jpg -(48067B / 46.94KB, 1280x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 60 something year old female loser at my jerb
You know that concept of loser that usually applies to a virginal male. Shes 60 working a teenagers job and overly prideful of her old position of supervisor she lost to someone else after underperforming.

You know so she's pretty miserable, catty, and wants to kill the rep of anyone who doesn't like her. so yeah I got a problem with half of the building now because of this old lady. She's the bitch that grabs extra food for herself of whatever anyone brings. She got physically aggressive with my gf and snapped on me after I intervened. Went to my manager and said I pushed her as I was leaving. I didn't do it of course. No one saw her push me anyway so nothing could be done about it.

Yo any good ways I can troll her pretty good without getting fired? I'm like 18 and I need my job right now until summer
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Edwin Hubble - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:40:44 EST AhfA3TCi No.4931578 Reply
Sounds like youre the loser OP.
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Frodo Baggins - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:42:54 EST +s1jREfL No.4931580 Reply
Is there a no phone policy at your job? Get everyone else on board so they can corroborate your story. Just start turning around and pulling your phone out then when she tries to get you in trouble over it say you don't have a phone. Gas light her into touching the outside of someone's pocket, and when she does #metoo that bitch.

If that's too complex just duck down behind her when she's not looking and have your girlfriend jump out and scare her so she falls back and trips over you, that's usually pretty funny.
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Phineas Nollkeif - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:44:09 EST cVA+At24 No.4931581 Reply
That sucks dude, work currently sucks balls for me because of a 4 foot 9 monkey with Napoleon Syndrome as a supervisor. Things will get better. IME you literally have to stab someone or shit on the floor to get fired from shitty jobs so you might as well just retaliate

epstein didn't kill himself

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- Mon, 09 Dec 2019 01:52:26 EST S0Xr9LEZ No.4930909
File: 1575874346812.jpg -(101078B / 98.71KB, 800x420) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. epstein didn't kill himself
DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Jon Fitch - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 17:35:00 EST ByQqwl4E No.4931533 Reply
The elite sacrificed him to their "gods" for a good harvest.
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Larry Laffer - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:21:02 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4931537 Reply
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there's this thing at denny's called Everything Hashbrowns
it's so fucking good when made competently
i like to get a couple plates of that shit, then a regular hashbrowns, then layer them together
then i drink a bunch of coffee with it because coffee is so strong at a good denny's
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Julia Child - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:28:37 EST QSi45k61 No.4931574 Reply
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>>4931130
>You know those Mormons the Us media is playing them like poor little biyscouts are actually the Galeana Cartel and it wasn't even narcos who killed them?
>And to think Trump wanted to start an intervention
tfw the Mormons trick the gringos into starting an international incident to protect their shady moneymaking schemes

Things that irritate you

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- Tue, 03 Dec 2019 01:17:53 EST s/cEO3Rz No.4929051
File: 1575353873634.jpg -(157661B / 153.97KB, 850x850) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Things that irritate you
Things that irritate you~ people in parked cars with the engine on but they're clearly not wanting to move. I make it a habit to turn the car off after a minute of idling.

What gets to you?
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Lorna Mushcunt - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:07:03 EST TepoEAyI No.4931564 Reply
>>4931548
I'll bet you people are just clamoring to go out to eat with you
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Rick Bayless - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:17:48 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4931571 Reply
>>4931564
nobody likes me, actually.

the only person that will go out to eat with me is my brain damaged girlfriend.
she's pretty retarded, so she has to eat stuff that's basically pre-digested, like Everything Hash Browns.
Lucky for her, I know how to get the best ones

Fucking up your teeth on purpose

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- Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:55:00 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4931555
File: 3.jpg -(80085B / 78.21KB, 666x69) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Fucking up your teeth on purpose
Do you ever notice your mouth is kinda dirty with plaque and are like
what if i just let this shit go
see how much plaque i can accumulate in there

my teeth are jacked and i'll never get to be a real woman anyway
plus Everything Hash Browns don't need much teeth to eat
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Frodo Baggins - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:01:56 EST +s1jREfL No.4931561 Reply
Needing teeth to eat them would be counterintuitive to their business model of having a portly elderly woman with a scott baio cut punch you in the face when they bring you your bill.

Check out this grandslam
https://youtu.be/XxeZvUKpFbM
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Elexis Sinclair - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:04:15 EST Q19bBrKb No.4931562 Reply
Nevermind how bad your teeth get, what you need to do is order the hashbrowns at Denny's. They are crispy and creamy, offering the best of both worlds when it comes to potatos

Everything is homemade, mixed by a professional denny's chef in a bucket in the walk in fridge.

The shake are okay, and remember, always tip your server, they don't get paid a good wage.
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Rick Bayless - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:12:20 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4931567 Reply
>>4931561
thos ladies were saltier than a side of Denny's Seasoned Fries

>>4931562
they aren't really hash browns unless they are Everything Hashbrowns, I say.
the key is in the way that stuff other than potatoes (everything) is put on top of the potato part

that way you've got the hash browns, which are okay if you're a boring mediocre type of person.
if you live a fast paced exciting life full of people and activities, you gotta have all the sauce and cheese and onions and seasoning

DENNYS

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- Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:52:07 EST Q19bBrKb No.4931552
File: 1576021927761.jpg -(38793B / 37.88KB, 640x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DENNYS
I WENT TO DENNYS AND TRIED THEIR WAFFLE AND IT WAS JUST A PANCAKE RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE.

EVERYTHING HAD CORN IN IT AND THE BOOTHS WERE ENORMOUS, AS WERE THE CUSTOMERS.

A POLICE CAME IN AND BOUGHT ALL THE DONUTS IN THE STORE. THEN THEY SAT IN THEIR CAR IN THE PARKING LOT AND ATE THEM WHILE CRYING. I WATCHED THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT MISTAKES I HAD MADE IN MY LIFE THAT LED ME TO THIS POINT.

THEN I LEFT WITHOUT TIPPING.
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Assinghat Craplock - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:56:40 EST Q19bBrKb No.4931557 Reply
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OF COURSE WE ALL KNOW THE SUPERIOR
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Larry Laffer - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:59:09 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4931558 Reply
>>4931552
You're a damned fool
A.) You gotta get fat enough to properly fit the booths
B.) You ordered waffle (a pancake with ribs for "her" pleasure) instead of Everything Hash Brown
C.) You didn't pay the tip which is rude
D.) You posted how much of a damned fool you are in caps
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Elexis Sinclair - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:01:32 EST Q19bBrKb No.4931560 Reply
>>4931558

hashbrown poster, this thread was bait and now you're here i wanted to tell you i admire what you are doing.

Trolling

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:06:44 EST irUxi84z No.4930104
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Interesting thing happened. I've been trolling for years and years and recently found out that I haven't by the dictionary definition of it and was wondering if it's only me who thinks that the dictionary definition of it is either stupid or itself an act trolling?

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/62984/does-the-word-troll-necessarily-have-negative-connotations

For me trolling is pretty much defined by not giving a fuck about how much disruption is caused, it's simply being honest, kind and helping with zero political correctness and a bit of humor and exaggeration to make it easier for people to learn and not get their jimmies rustled. It's basically being a good friend who likes to make people laugh (at no one's expense, otherwise it's being an asshole, not trolling) and who doesn't care about their sense of grandiosity and attachment to stupid ideas and in fact goes out of his way to help them rid themselves of it or eat their own shit if they hold on. I mean I came up with this just now so it's sloppy, but i feel it captures some of the essence of the idea for me. Dunno maybe I'm stupid and simply completely missed the point for all these years...
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King Mo - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 12:22:42 EST 8KSyBj5m No.4931419 Reply
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>>4931414
That's extremely suspect, we know, thanks to one Ray Blanchard, that it's little brothers themselves that are particularly inclined to being gay.
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Zidane Tribal - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 12:26:15 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4931422 Reply
>>4931419
Russia really is third Rome. This exactly mentality of many Russians. They may be bydlo but they are not entirely wrong. When you kiss where woman take dicks from other man you lower yourself, even beneath woman. Fucking man in his ass is conquest. Fucking teenage boy in his mouth makes you Putin.
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Bongdrop Macgyver - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:54:02 EST gLRAVaVF No.4931554 Reply
>>4931419
Wrong
Pedicabo is (I will) face fuck
Irrumabo is (I will) sodomize

Get it together boy go read your Catullus

Catulli bonae latinitatis

sanig

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- Sat, 07 Dec 2019 06:23:03 EST k2Ydxnuw No.4930304
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TBH the sonic games never made a really good impression on me. Half of the time you're just blasting through tunnels without any control.
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Corporal F Hawkins - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 16:07:44 EST +s1jREfL No.4931499 Reply
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>>4931489
I would say generic metroidvanias have an over reliance on the "get next thing to progress to next area" mechanic giving skills that can only really be used in that single instance. Bad interface is usually what gets in the way of a game's mechanics, like using spells in Secret of Mana though the pause menu. That's what comes to mind off the top of my head. That and collectathons that require you to look around a level long after it's fun, basically forced backtracking.
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Grayson Hunt - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:48:57 EST TepoEAyI No.4931549 Reply
>>4931499
Backtracking can be fun, so long as it's not necessary to complete the game. Just for those who like to explore. Particularly if you're able to much more easily dispatch enemies that you encounter. That feeling of overcoming is very satisfying.

There are really two types. Metroid-type without RPG mechanics, and Castlevania-type with character-building, drops, etc. Both are quite unique and I think lumping the two together is a bit of a mistake.

Fuck america

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- Thu, 21 Nov 2019 17:41:55 EST Pzj/oBGn No.4925607
File: 1574376115354.jpg -(737357B / 720.08KB, 2004x2504) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Fuck  america
How the fuck do i avoid this garbage in america? Even when i try to eat healthy. Pick up some chicken MODIFIED CORN STARCH, MODIFIED WHEY FLOUR, BLEACHED FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR. Get a multi vitamins RED COLORD #40 ARITIFICIAL COLOR RDC #4.

Everything. Literally everything is fucking garbage. I cant eat ANYTHING in america besides fucking non gmo vegetables seriously. If i just want to pick up a snack at the store. Oh nope every single thing has chemicals except for canned beans.

What the FUCK dude. I look and see this shit and google it and everything i see thats disgusting is banned in the UK. FUCKING HORSE SHIT. Do other countries have this garbage shit in it?
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Larry Laffer - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:33:48 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4931544 Reply
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I think it's really important to just forget about the quality of your food and try to get as many food groups on a plate as possible. Thus:
Everything Hashbrowns from Denny's

187

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- Tue, 10 Dec 2019 17:18:48 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4931528
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There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
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Assinghat Craplock - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 17:29:09 EST Q19bBrKb No.4931531 Reply
Hey, want to check out my place? I have a pet rat!
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Larry Laffer - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:22:42 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4931538 Reply
>>4931528
sounds like a rough life maybe you should stop quoting movies and enjoy the finer things in life like Everything Hashbrowns at Denny's

this is a project

HUMILIATE ME AND MAKE ME DRINK MY CUM

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- Mon, 09 Dec 2019 23:38:49 EST YG5Q1DEf No.4931292
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Hi, i want to drink my cum for the Very first Time but I want to do it in a very humiliating AND slutty way, how do u want me to drink my cum? Cum in my Hand AND then drink it? Cum in a Glass? Point my Dick directly yo my mouth, whatever you want I Will do it, and Also if you want dime cumplay
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Corporal F Hawkins - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 17:09:32 EST +s1jREfL No.4931525 Reply
>>4931520
Good for you, do what you want. All we ever wanted was for you to be happy. Go get em, tiger.
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Larry Laffer - Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:29:50 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4931540 Reply
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>>4931292
how about OP gets a plate of Everything Hashbrowns at Denny's and eats them on camera?

i bet their teeth are all marginal like their life is because they can't even do a good OC on 420chan.org

WEBM yo pussies

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 05:07:15 EST gD28IZaD No.4930041
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5 pages in and no WEBM-thread?

dafuq?
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