Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
Subject
Comment
[i]Italic Text[/i]
[b]Bold Text[/b]
[spoiler]Spoiler Text[/spoiler]
>Highlight/Quote Text
[pre]Preformatted & Monospace Text[/pre]
[super]Superset Text[/super]
[sub]Subset Text[/sub]
1. Numbered lists become ordered lists
* Bulleted lists become unordered lists
File

Sandwich


Discord Now Fully Linked With 420chan IRC

birthday

View Thread Reply
- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 17:00:49 EST rmFI5WmI No.4962743
File: 1582408849239.jpg -(171657B / 167.63KB, 1080x1350) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. birthday
I just turned 28 years old. How should I feel? old, young, what?
27 posts and 7 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Charlotte Dartforth - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 12:11:34 EST Amt3l3y2 No.4963006 Reply
>>4962962
If you're a professional athlete 28 is about peak where experience, time to train and athleticism all give the highest total. I'm 34 and by my age most players in most sports (but not all) are retiring or playing in lower leagues to keep busy.

However if you take care of yourself and exercise and eat well, you won't fall off in any way noticeable to someone who isn't a serious competitive athlete for another couple of decades. You only have a few years left where you can stop for long and get it back though.

I'm 34 and took awful care of myself till my mid 20s. I'm still getting fitter and will keep getting stronger for a while yet . If you're not a professional athlete you still have a lot of life left in you for any fitness goal you want.

Anyway, congrats on not dying for another year. More experiences, more shit done, and even if you just failed you probably have a better idea of what not to do.

Jerk

View Thread Reply
- Fri, 21 Feb 2020 15:24:43 EST WWqObCTW No.4962177
File: 1582316683249.png -(2474052B / 2.36MB, 620x2790) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Jerk
I am probably going to have $€X tonight but im horny right now and want to jerk off. Will i ruin the sex if i jerk off now?
39 posts and 7 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.

COURT IS IN SESSION

View Thread Reply
- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:56:39 EST XaTrI98K No.4962883
File: 1582430199669.jpg -(65072B / 63.55KB, 750x750) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. COURT IS IN SESSION
I believe that you; yes you, are a faggot. You may be trans, genderqeer, or heteronormal it matters not!

You are a faggot and that is all.

State your case, faggot.
10 posts and 3 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Tinieblas Jr. - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 01:06:53 EST vDf+CLGz No.4962924 Reply
>>4962922
He just made a post on /420/ begging for his IP to get banned so he could stop browsing this website.
>>
HenryDongershit.mdb - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 10:14:57 EST zVgCHF4g No.4962995 Reply
>>4962924
It's not exactly hard to get banned. He could image search "naked baby" and then start posting the results and probably get a ban within 2-3 days tops

No talk of drugs

View Thread Reply
- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 12:09:44 EST vDf+CLGz No.4962564
File: 1582391384931.gif -(1381769B / 1.32MB, 329x240) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. No talk of drugs
Don't do drugs
29 posts and 8 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Blueberry McFuckerson - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 04:49:45 EST stRgI2Uy No.4962964 Reply
>>4962810
Well, I can keep it to a couple drinks a day, as opposed to keeping a pint on my headboard to drink halfway through the night when the withdrawals woke me up. That's healthier at least
>>
HenryDongershit.mdb - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 10:07:34 EST zVgCHF4g No.4962989 Reply
>>4962964
Jesus, man. But it's not that way anymore?

Are you sure you have the willpower to keep from getting there again? Hope you can stay out of it. Wish you luck. That sounds worse than heroin addiction.

The Void

View Thread Reply
- Sun, 23 Feb 2020 09:44:23 EST RKOZfxbo No.4962981
File: 1582469063877.png -(1377071B / 1.31MB, 1068x712) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The Void
This is a thread about absolutely nothing. Let's keep it that way. Or don't. The Void cares not about your decisions.

Crack this tomb like an egg, or get smashed like a glass?

View Thread Reply
- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 15:49:25 EST G2/E40hC No.4962731
File: 1582404565128.jpg -(19471B / 19.01KB, 370x512) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Crack this tomb like an egg, or get smashed like a glass?
You crouch in the shadows cast by the smelly, oily torch held by a lumpy goblin of fur and scales. It is just as oily and smelly as the torch, and it passes by your hiding place in a rock outcropping, a gift from the cave you found this creature in. This creature means your finally getting close to something. You watch it walk past. You're

A. Sweaty and a bit out of breath, clad in bits and bobs of heavy chain, splint, and scale. You've been pretty well warmed up by your trek into this place. Still, you've worked for this, and you've developed the wind to compensate. You have a homespun cloak, brown and scratchy, drapped over you for stealth

B. Cool and with breath quickened only by tension, clad in a mix match of toughed fabrics and compound textiles. It's been an easy walk in the darkness. You feel more vulnerable, but you've developed a lightning agility to compensate

You've made this suit out of odds and ends. Describe some of the odds and ends


You finger your weapon. It's

W. A wooden club. Easy to use, easy to bruise. And kill or cripple. It's moderatly heavy, and well rubbed with oils. You can use it even when disoriented, and you have had time to study other things as well. You made it from an olive tree that grew near your childhood home.

X. A sword. A refined weapon of good, blue steel. It requires great skill to use, which you've developed with dedication, over time. You gathered money for a good bit to commission it's creation from a good smith. You keep it well sharp and well honed.

Y. A bow. Made from wood, sinew, and layers of laquer, the bow is a weapon well used by commoners, nobles, and wildmen alike. It requires some skill, which you built up, first with targets, before moving on to bigger and bigger animals. You are a good shot at some range, but you use both hands, have a quiver, and limited arrows.

Z. Brass knuckles. You're fast and hard killer who doesn't give a fuck about shit. You're about to break some bones with your hands tonight, like you have before.

You move up behind the foul creature. Surely, it must be a guard outside the fallen city of Nhielflrlhe. Once a capital city, it became a necropolis after some disaster in the last age sunk it. Since then, it's been infested by madmen, tomb raiders, and the scavengers that feed on their corpses.

You're right behind the creature


how do you handle it?
3 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Penis McHard - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 05:30:01 EST LHzTwjLK No.4962965 Reply
>>4962731
you do realize

the best weapon for an unskilled dipshit vs. fantasy horrors is a spear, with a lightweight axe or shortsword as backup. alternately a generic 1-handed sword with a buckler on the offhand. going into battle with just a sword is bad news.

imma roll up on yon fell creature with a sawn-off mossberg. it's 2019 man who kills goblins with that medieval sword shit anymore?
>>
Player Dos - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 07:44:18 EST nA5Gu/z1 No.4962971 Reply
>>4962965
For the unskilled and untrained, a spear is the ultimate weapon. No matter what combative type you choose, range and mobility win out, period There were multiple points in history where the winner was whoever had the most and the longest spears.
But, in a 1v1, sword beats spear. Even in traditional formation, the correct sword (zwiehader mercenaries, fielded by Swiss mercendaries) beat out the best spears (pikemen formations fielded by almost everyone). In fact, the development of bombs and grenades, as well as artillery, cannon, and gatling destroyed the pike as a viable formation and weapon.
>>
Hugh Brumblelene - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 09:20:14 EST rCh0tnXd No.4962978 Reply
I'd leave and go see if I can find a pub or something. Why the hell would I want to go down some fucking goblin cave? I was clearly momentarily driven insane but I'm not gonna keep going now that I've got my wits about me.

The cut of your penis

View Thread Reply
- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 20:06:27 EST vDf+CLGz No.4962804
File: 1582419987262.jpg -(31433B / 30.70KB, 300x245) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The cut of your penis
The cut of your penis

The cut of your penis


The cut of your penis
8 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Champion Molly - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 01:11:06 EST Seh+PELR No.4962925 Reply
>>4962919
At first I thought that was gonna be that bad vibes gif of the baby chick shredder. In a way, it kind of is- it's just not functioning properly. =]

Why don’t men get mandatory vasectomies?

View Thread Reply
- Sat, 15 Feb 2020 14:07:29 EST /b3hHPq2 No.4959866
File: 1581793649761.jpg -(73227B / 71.51KB, 640x471) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Why don’t men get mandatory vasectomies?
Every time a man jerks off they kill millions of potential children. These children could be brilliant doctors and scientists who may be able to save us from cancer, coronavirus, and climate change. It is COMPLETELY unethical to let these men continue to slaughter billions of innocent children.

Alternatively we could store some of their sperm and then cut their balls off. That way we can continue to reproduce without having so many casualties. Why do men think its okay to MURDER just because they get fucking horny? Keep it in your pants for once. I’m disgusted at the state of men in our society.
59 posts and 7 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Tinieblas Jr. - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 00:16:35 EST vDf+CLGz No.4962918 Reply
>>4962916
.5mg xanax equals 1 beer. 2mg xanax equals 2 beers. 1 mg xanax equals only half a beer

yfw you're informed that you have a brain tumor and just a month to live

View Thread Reply
- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 20:19:18 EST teIVaGda No.4961519
File: 1582161558090.jpg -(46060B / 44.98KB, 488x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. yfw you're informed that you have a brain tumor and just a month to live
your face when yfw your face you're informed that you h
ave a brain tumor and just a month to live your face yfw your face when
FACE
YOUR FACE WHEN
YFW YOUR FACE when your face when your face
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
24 posts and 13 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Sticky Nips - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:46:01 EST t49SeSW5 No.4962876 Reply
>>4962031
>>4962284
>>4962872
Do they make good music? I find that the more fun the artwork is, the worse the music gets, probably because they spend so much time drawing silly docks that they forget to write the fucking songs.
>>
Gordon Ramsay - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 01:26:56 EST PErI9j88 No.4962927 Reply
>>4962872
Holy shit thank you Hanatarash have been in my head without a name for years after seeing them in a documentary my intro to music theory class watched about danger music

fast

View Thread Reply
- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 14:52:23 EST dji5LQvR No.4962696
File: 1582401143994.jpg -(9407B / 9.19KB, 320x180) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. fast
Fuck I love Smash Bros.
17 posts and 8 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Tinieblas Jr. - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 23:39:13 EST vDf+CLGz No.4962906 Reply
>>4962903
Take a load off your back by taking my load into your ass while you somberly sidle on south to the silly center of my cider cellar

I just watched the last season of Game of Thrones

View Thread Reply
- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 15:17:12 EST LiIEHIfV No.4962708
File: 1582402632793.jpg -(228215B / 222.87KB, 598x900) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I just watched the last season of Game of Thrones
AMA
8 posts and 2 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Pierre de Lune - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:45:41 EST qvn33QgB No.4962875 Reply
>>4962862
Sure is. I thought there wasn't supposed to be porn here lol... Guess people aren't following the rules 😉

Crazy body-mods thread

View Thread Reply
- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 03:21:47 EST stRgI2Uy No.4962460
File: 1582359707778.jpg -(70547B / 68.89KB, 488x816) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Crazy body-mods thread
Let's see some crazy looking mo-fo's
35 posts and 9 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
>>
Salon Maiden Molly - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 20:50:00 EST U0gzsJT8 No.4962833 Reply
>>4962825
Well, then you're saying that subtle cosmetic surgeries are more crazy than silly body mods, since people who mod their bodies aren't trying to fix something wrong, but are just having fun.

today thread

View Thread Reply
- Mon, 10 Feb 2020 13:31:32 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4957741
File: 1581359492449.png -(191662B / 187.17KB, 1958x1642) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. today thread
Do you know what today is?
128 posts and 15 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.

The BIG question

View Thread Reply
- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 17:14:13 EST vVhYnTLU No.4962746
File: 1582409653377.jpg -(87191B / 85.15KB, 652x654) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The BIG question
Would you say we're A - a bunch of young guns
B - a couple of salty sailors
Or C - a group of burly bums?
2 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.

Report Post
Reason
Note
Please be descriptive with report notes,
this helps staff resolve issues quicker.