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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Financial Health

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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 08:30:21 EST P9ojuMsl No.4895132
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How healthy is your bank account? No debts? No excessive spending?
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Kolyat Krios - Fri, 23 Aug 2019 00:49:09 EST rO+GGMpN No.4896841 Reply
>>4896840
Because I... get this... PAY OFF MY FUCKING CREDIT CARDS EVERY FUCKING MONTH
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Arcade Star Matilda - Fri, 23 Aug 2019 00:54:46 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4896842 Reply
>>4896840
Why stop at using a check? You should get money orders and mail them to the grocery store.
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Carlos Cabrera - Fri, 23 Aug 2019 01:30:35 EST WbOq9bs2 No.4896847 Reply
>>4895136
same but I go to 4 concerts a month and I've been going to anime cons. planning on one this weekend in fact. I do fine, lately I've been having nearly as much as I get a month, by the end of the month which is just nice. I want to stop spending so much on weed though.

personal space

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 20:16:47 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4896712
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I hope no one decides start going rifling through my shit without asking me first. I don't like answering personal questions to most people, the strangers at least. Thread about personal space and people needing to ask politely before looking through taking your shit without asking nicely first.
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Psycho Mantis - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 23:09:24 EST +s1jREfL No.4896781 Reply
>>4896760
My mom divorced her last husband and moved out and all my old video game stuff was there. I still visit my ex-step dad and help him out with shit because he's an okay guy, but he's old and super lonely and let some weird crusty ass tweaker lady move in who has already brought home lice multiple times then shaved her head and swore it wasn't her because she doesn't have hair. I went back to the garage where my stuff was at to keep the good stuff and maybe try and cash in on the retro game boom and that bitch beat me to it. All that was left was the Mario paint mouse pad because I don't think she knew it was vidya game related.
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Jean-Baptiste Troisgros - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 23:27:22 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4896791 Reply
>>4896781
I would beat someone severely for this. Yes, you can have beer, okay you drank it all well at least replace it and fast. Yes, play games, ask me if you want to look at my stuff before snooping around. But do not touching my old vidya boxes from 90s. There will be violence.

im an undercover FBI informant

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 18:32:06 EST rO+GGMpN No.4896644
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and you're all under arrest
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Beatrice Sabbleshaw - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 23:01:58 EST yUwOsz8/ No.4896775 Reply
Is this what Kirt's been hinting at for the past week or so?
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Andy Wang - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 23:11:33 EST BxMZAQS0 No.4896783 Reply
Sometimes I go to the doctor just to make him touch my butthole.

just had my first cockbox built

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 12:58:04 EST iRHBa8O2 No.4894663
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RIP my dick when i see my mistress in her heels
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simpsons shitposting

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- Fri, 09 Aug 2019 06:27:16 EST b0R8FOr9 No.4888028
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show me your simpsons shitposts
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Molly Nungerstitch - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 10:52:29 EST R9TB/QmX No.4894601 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Philippe Édouard Cauderlier - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 18:10:46 EST 8R9wT7g8 No.4896628 Reply
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i wish i was dead

What does your depression look like?

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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 23:05:23 EST rO+GGMpN No.4895726
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Welcome to my uninspired thread.


Show me what you got.
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Michael Cimino - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 20:50:16 EST x3mm6uWi No.4896731 Reply
>>4895726
That was a really good episode. I feel so bad for Mr. Fox. In the episode The Comet, he is shown to be the representation of "loneliness" in Finn's life.

ANIME PURPLE

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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 21:51:01 EST Ae+jnPbM No.4895576
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NEW THREAD, POASTING ALL IVE GOT
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Nathan Drake - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 13:35:04 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4896523 Reply
>>4896479
This image confused me for a little bit I thought it was a girl with really small tits without nipples and then I realized the tits were up above that lol
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James Storm - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 20:08:59 EST 7jyQgUJH No.4896706 Reply
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these are my favorite threads

is my grandma losing her marbles

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 12:18:11 EST 78SC6Qxd No.4896500
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she's had this thing she does lately where she will be watching the news and hear a word and go 'THESE PEOPLE JUST KEEP MAKING UP WORDS! ugh! ideation isnt a word, its idea!'.

shes english, was born in england and lived there a while. but she constantly keeps saying people are using the 'wrong' words. I started paying attention when she said ideation wasnt a word, what the fuck? and she will go off for like 10 minutes laughing about how wrong they are. I think she's legit losing her mind from playing solitaire all day long. It drives me fucking insane. I tell her 'no...that is definitely a word' and will pull up the definition on webbsters website on my phone and she just tells me that isnt webbsters dictionary. because phone = bad.

oh and she says my generation is doomed because we sit around all day on the internets. while she sits at home all day staring at a fucking TV or tablet.

I fucking hate old people. complain about old people ITT, they suck ass.
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Chef Wan - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 19:17:52 EST jx2DliDy No.4896684 Reply
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Start forcing her to watch anime with no subs and act like everything they're saying is perfect English
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JamesPillerdale.xls - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 19:38:59 EST dk0W6TjB No.4896695 Reply
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Tell her she Alzheimer's, hire a stunt cock to bang her when she doesn't remember paying him to rape her.

the sonzone

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- Mon, 12 Aug 2019 00:14:15 EST lVe/bIh0 No.4889359
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>girl at work grabs me by the shoulders and always fixes my uniform's collar when she sees it out of place
>roomate and her friend comment about how delicately i eat
>women often ask if gey
>one girl tells me she reminds me of her younger brother
>other girls tell me they see me as a son
>always get called cute, never handsome
>all because i'm short, thin, and have a higher-pitched voice
Is there a cure to the sonzone?
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PAPERS PLEASE.

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- Wed, 21 Aug 2019 05:21:23 EST 9Un2rbyb No.4895922
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Theres not point to this thread.
I just want to scream my frustration at the sky, but the sky isn't full of a bunch of anonymous retards who shout back at me so here we are.
I'm probably becoming a dual citizen via marriage soon.
My potential kids will be dual US-NL citizens.
What about our grand kids?
The idea of citizenship to one country is becoming more and more meaningless and only controls the people too poor or stupid to travel and see how obsolete it is.
Also controlling visa, nationality and so on just hinders 99% of people who travel or are seeking a new life in a new place.
Maybe a very small number of people are being stopped from commiting weird international crimes.

The rest of us just wanna travel and go places and not pretend im in some cold war fantasy dreamed up by the 1%.
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Violet Stoolbutter - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 12:51:18 EST jf+M45j5 No.4896509 Reply
>>4896501

This. They send PIs to follow you around for months when they think you're lying. I know this because my buddy is one of those PIs. He also gets hired to bust people committing insurance fraud.

People think "oh man it's so easy to get away with" until you have a PI following you around 18 hours a day like a shadow, just out of your vision. Then suddenly you're being arrested and charged with a felony and all you can think is "How did they ever find out? My plan was supposed to be foolproof!"

PIs are a nutty breed of people, my buddy is the craziest motherfucker I know. He gets assaulted, gets guns pulled on him by the people he's trailing almost on a monthly basis, and it doesn't bother him at all.
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Spyro the Dragon - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 13:16:37 EST P6n7T2JL No.4896518 Reply
>>4896501
lol chill, i have 0 idea about this whole thing, not even merrycan
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Gimli the Dwarf - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 19:16:43 EST SUtvmNmq No.4896682 Reply
I would be a dual US-DE, were it not for having a German grandmother instead of a grandfather. It is not technically my "fatherland".

They still tried to kill my great uncle for being retarded

bone crushing satire goes in this thread i made a big boy poop

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 13:56:15 EST YwiQZund No.4896528
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i like how donald trump wants to close the the gender prison gap. this has been an issue that has always bothered me. lets make satire illegal so the greatest president in history can continue to do his job that he took upon himself out of the kindness of his good patriotic heart and not for any other ulterior motive.

LOCK UP GRANDMA
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PhineasDurrystune.fnt - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 18:40:55 EST R9TB/QmX No.4896653 Reply
>>4896651
Butthurt fascist detected. As if it weren't the communists who'd struggled for acceptance, in fact, the other way around.
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Pherson O'Rallie - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 18:43:59 EST z23z29pl No.4896658 Reply
>>4896528

everyone's pissed because black jesus president didn't get to accomplish what he had promised and now when white business president does it without so much as waving a wrist in the air suddenly he's the bad guy.

the next president will be female, and mexican and will fuck everything he's going to do over the 8 years. "just because he's trump".
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PhineasDurrystune.fnt - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 18:48:01 EST R9TB/QmX No.4896662 Reply
>>4896658
ugh, i go have fun away for the day and /b/ becomes /pol/ bullshit again. Dicks out, boys, gay the pol away

Sacred wisdoms...

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 14:16:12 EST rmZ7XUyp No.4896533
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  • holding in your poop increases your power
  • Only drink water if you're going through hydro-withdrawals.
  • Tobacco is best in a dry bong.
  • Beer can replace milk in cereal.
  • The only food necessary is beef jerky.
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Nathan Drake - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 18:43:48 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4896657 Reply
flamin hot cheetoes look the same coming out as they do going in but they taste worse and hurt more

Question about becoming a drug dealer

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 09:18:05 EST SgiIMCyY No.4896465
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Hello.
I live in Brazil and I can buy oxycodone pretty easily. Yeah, it's expensive in the local currency, but thinking about the street price in dollars I would be looking at a 300% profit (not taking into account the logistics yet).

In your opinion, is it feasible to fly aboard with like 300 pills with me and sell it in the US (or other countries)?

No, I'm NOT going to provide any contact information over here.
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Adam Cole - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 12:44:15 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4896507 Reply
We have plenty of opioids here in America. Sell something cool instead like LSD or DMT.
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Richter Bellemont - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 13:30:28 EST X/qh5xwV No.4896520 Reply
Are you retarded? Sell that shit in Brazil, I'd buy it myself if I had money.
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Sarah Kaufman - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 18:07:06 EST zz/lmdnH No.4896622 Reply
just take them all at once

shit will be chill af bro

Real fucking Deal Fucking Shit

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 02:30:54 EST EIYLaMXC No.4896399
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i didnt make any money then one day i did make money now theres this thing called a life that i apparently own (i make payments) and someday i dont know this body will get old and be excised (for a fee) from existence and i just really see that monkey on the mudball with the money is so unprepared for non mudball existence so rut away AND MAKE THE FUCKING MUSIC HOLY SHIT MAN DO YOU NOT LIKE MONEY FUCK
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J-Roc - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 15:23:34 EST rmZ7XUyp No.4896573 Reply
>>4896572
Turf war is a dope name, there's a facebook group with it but, eh who cares.

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