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- Mon, 29 Jul 2019 19:11:05 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4883666
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have you ever fucked black girls? I got black pussy today for the first time (if you don't count one time with a prostitute years ago). Damn that ass and big tits. Where I live there are fery few black peole and even fewer black women.

She was very busty and had a huge ass but very tight pussy.

inb4 normie shit, I haven't had sex before this in 3 years. She didn't speak my language fluently but it was still really good and understandable.
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Henry Ballerkedge - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 21:08:38 EST ROpq0DAd No.4933490 Reply
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>>4933476
Michiko to Hatchin has a bunch of black characters. Apparently it's really good. I haven't seen it though so I can't confirm.

Tinnitus and other torturous ailments /high/ suffers from

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 15:42:09 EST hd3187pS No.4932993
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Fucking tinnitus!

Anyone with experience with this shit? I think I got it last week.
Is there a chance it's just temporary even though it's lasted 7 days now?

Or am I fucked and have to endure this torture for the rest of my life?

I didn't even expose my ears to anything THAT bad!
I've heard stories of people shooting guns without ear protection going completely deaf temporarily only hearing a loud ringing noise and they recovered.
I didn't expose my ear to anything like that. Just some prolonged maybe too loud volume for like 1 hour.
I've also been bleeding a bit from this ear every time I clean it for the last 3 weeks and I've had problems with it before like ear inflammation, a few times years back. So I pray to god this is something temporary.

Doubt it though since this shit started right after the volume exposure... *sigh* fml.
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Lil' Timmy Bongsworth - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 14:18:02 EST 7ynEPP4b No.4933382 Reply
>>4933368
If you aren't collecting wads of ear wax bigger than a pencil eraser, just use your soapy fingers in the shower. nb
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CorneliusNuckleville.dic - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 19:02:22 EST 1674x6O1 No.4933453 Reply
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This shit works for tinnitus and it's OTC. Takes a few weeks to make a huge difference, but you start to notice it after a few days.
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Roger Penrose - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 21:40:19 EST Odh4Xtei No.4933504 Reply
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Pink noise is more soothing than white noise.

Poor people and cigarettes

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 15:34:39 EST Pzj/oBGn No.4933406
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Why the fuck do poor people smoke cigarettes so god damn much when its retarded? My dad is poor as fuck and his life fucking revolves around cigarettes and booze. Any time he gets out of bed. I need a cigarette. Every time he drives somewhere. I need a cigarette. Every time he gets home. I need a cigarette. Every time he eats. I need a cigarette. Every time he sees a store. I need cigarettes.

First of all. Why the fuck are you poor. I already have a bank account full of money, enough for all the stuff i need, constantly save money, always make sure i make more money than i spend, looking for ways to invest money, all i want is to save and invest and my money.

And ALL poor people do it. Every single poor person i know. Smokes cigs, cheap alcohol, stuffs their face with nasty ass greasy meat bull shit. Zero healthy habits. Nothing healthy. Just get the nastiest most greasy meat filled garbage synethic shit as they can. Do any cheap drug they can. Drink cheap liquor as much as they can. Constantly bumming and lighting up cigarettes.

I only drink green tea and healthy antioxidant drinks. I mostly just cook some vegetables on the stove for meals and eat fruit and vegetables. I look at every ingredient label before i eat it and poor stupid retards are always like oh who cares it aint gonna kill ya.

Seriously what the fuck. Ive offered everything to help my dad quit. Hey you want a juul? No. Hey you want this? No. How about you try this? No. He tries to quit smoking and then just smokes it 2 days later and wont even try anything besides that stupid patch and pill bull shit. Won’t even try a juul.

And the fucked up thing is where I live cigarettes are a fucking SCAM. They’re close to 15 bucks a pack. 15 bucks a fucking pack. If you think about it thats super fucked up. Assuming these poor people spend 300 dollars a month on CIGARETTES thats fucking insane. That’s enough money for a new flat screen tv. Thats a new phone. That’s an iphone. That’s enough money for an xbox. That’s enough money for a laptop. That’s a car payment. That’s money you could invest every week into something. You could get cars with that. Upgrade your house. Start a business. If any smoker invested the money they put into cigarettes into anything they would literally be at least half rich. I have enough money in my bank for a car and all i can think about is saving and not spending it and making more. All of that for a fucking stinky shit smelling garbage stick that gives you cancer fucks up your health and makes you feel gross. Every poor person does this.

The only thing i need is weed. If these stupid fucking laws would fuck off i could just grow weed with a 300 dollar light set and be set for a long ass fucking time close to spending nothing. I would have weed for like pennies on the gram and not have to spend any of my money. All i care about is saving, investing, and living comfortably and having money. My dad used to bounce checks to get cigarettes like he didnt have any money so he would just write a check for cigarettes and the bounced check costs 40 bucks so he would spend 55 dollars on a pack of cigarettes. Dude wtf.
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Alberto Crackplough - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 19:41:44 EST 72T9bKyW No.4933465 Reply
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The real question is: why the fuck is there so much the future over here lately? It's like a plague of starlings shrieking and shitting sexism and racism everywhere. did /r9k/ just start doing drugs or something
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Marcus Davis - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 19:48:28 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4933467 Reply
>long ass post
>pepe
I miss when hiding threads worked. I'll try it but I bet it's still borked

where is the internet

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 09:09:10 EST CkUkjwA+ No.4932881
File: 1576332550118.jpg -(55216B / 53.92KB, 600x600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. where is the internet
everybody keeps talking about this internet thing but i can't find it
where it is?
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Shitty McCockerson - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 17:33:52 EST 8KSyBj5m No.4933430 Reply
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>>4933058
Al Gore never said he invented the internet. Al Gore built the internet! How do you think the internet actually got started, how do you think it became a thing? How do you think anyone would have cared about it if there wasn't anything there of any interest to people?

See, Al Gore gave the orders to make sure all the various foundational websites of the internet would be there. For example, he started corn.edu and Commodore Conrad's Controversial bi-mothly Tank Confrontation Commision Conference.com. which were coopted for distribution of Atari and Commodore chiptunes, respectfully, then MP0s and MP1s, setting the wheels in motion for the eventual wave of MP3 sharing. Also, he also hired the people who set up sufficiency.edu, that site that campainged for Slayer to change their name to something like Basket full of Puppies after 9-11. And when MIT fratboys broke into Caltech and stole their servers, he had many people involved in that "prank" waterboarded.
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Corky McRapekids - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 18:18:32 EST RKOZfxbo No.4933443 Reply
>>4933204
That's just basically simulation theory in a nutshell, like infinite russian dolls.

Basic Bugatti Bitches

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 09:37:54 EST +JXUUv3M No.4933275
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My friend once tried to argue that while there are plenty of “basic” people out there with debatably interesting conversational skills and hobbies, there are actually many subdivisions of being basic.

Like there’s being a Christian and doing church stuff, but then there are those that are Christian Basic. Whaddya think? Which flavor of basic af do you see most often?


>Which type do you most identify with?
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 14:27:36 EST iLikEToleARn No.4933387 Reply
>>4933386
Secondly, this exhalation, this match was dank, way too enthusiastic to be the justice?!
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Shitty McCockerson - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 16:56:48 EST 8KSyBj5m No.4933427 Reply
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>>4933275
Hey, that's a good way to sort that shit!

I'd have to say the type I see most often is the Willy Lowman. The shill. Which makes that particularly dangerous when you're somehow expected to validate their dearness or whatnot.

yummy peepee

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 14:29:07 EST E0x8KwQY No.4933389
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mmmm good
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USApe - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 15:52:53 EST 7JXWX72I No.4933413 Reply
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>>4933399
>Nathaniel Ceffingbetch is a neurotic but straight laced business Chihuaha, his high powered business conquests leaving him no time for his personal needs but affording him the finer things in life
>Including his glamorous and leggy African secretary Champion Edwin
>Her intimidating stature and sultry gaze make him feel things he hasn't in years, vulnerable in ways he never has in his high powered business offices before
>his deformed body repulses her, though his energy and drive intrigues her, she could never debase herself to stoop so low, but in the glass cielinged halls of the business world he's the one with all the power...or is he?

>coming to a singles ticket in a frigid matinee theatre near you next January
>"I literally could not stop coming in my pants" - Roger Ebert's Ghost
>"the extended story of the eye inspired egg based stallionold scene was exactly what I meant when I said marvel movies aren't cinema" - Francis Ford Coppola
>"it's like someone finally made my 50 shades of grey x zootopia fanfic into a movie and I will be pursuing legal action shortly" - Elon Musk
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Marcus Davis - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 19:53:20 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4933470 Reply
>>4933404
Yo it's working on my phone. Haven't tried in a while on pc but I bet it's fixed there too

basically people make me not like life

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 22:29:19 EST TkPi2/DR No.4933133
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convince me to try /b/
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Ebenezer Fuckingford - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 15:42:35 EST hd3187pS No.4933410 Reply
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>>4933365
>>4933367
Good posts.

I'd like to add a personality type next to the egoist type in >>4933365 and insecure type in >>4933367.
And that's what I like to call the inexperienced type.
Recently had things go sour with this type of dude. It's the type of person that has never really experienced anything major or significant in their lives.
The dude is 30 years old. Never had a relationship. Never had sex, and probably never kissed anyone or even been in love.
Never had any encounter with death or any type of extreme experience.
Just took a menial job after highschool and played videogames on his time off. And that's literally his life.
I personally could care less and don't judge, I'm totally a proponent of living how you want, but this type of person lacking any kind of significant experience of life runs the risk of being extremely small / narrow minded.

A person that has never had their perspectives widened by anything like:
-Strong psychedelic experiences.
-Death of a person in their life
-Times of poverty / insecure housing
-Traveling
-Working extremely hard in school or a business
-Trouble with the law
-Or even just wild af parties growing up


experiences that humble, mature and widen people's perspectives are completely missing from this persons life.
He is essentially still that unsocialized high schooler at 30 years old.
And a person without these types of events in their lives live in a very small and narrow mental world.
This is the person who makes a big deal about and puts acquaintances on the line over something like toilet paper. Or flushing the toilet "too many times" when someone takes a shit.

Small insignificant bullshit like this that a normal person doesn't even consider, or taking a few extra seconds to discuss a rule in a boardgame becomes the world to them and is enough for them to get legit angry, scream in your face about and give up acquaintances over.

Like bro, if you came to my house as a friend of a friend... you could literally eat anything in my fridge without asking (I'd just think it was funny lol), use 10 rolls of TP in one night and flush the damn toilet 40 times if you wanted, lmao.
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Steve Blackman - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 17:48:44 EST KhXP2VHn No.4933433 Reply
>>4933410
>most people can be put in 3 boxes
>I once knew a guy who sucked
>not like me though. I'm super worldly
>I've done so much shit that guy should be more like me
>I was so cool and this guy just sucked
>he was unsocialised but had this group of friends who were really cool

You're not selling it honestly. I think you need to eat a bit more fibre maybe hydrate better. Your shits will be less hassle that way and it'll reduce the risk of bowel cancer and piles.

Gi Lane Max Well

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- Thu, 12 Dec 2019 18:09:37 EST roOTdvo8 No.4932256
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How come no one ever noticed Ms. Maxwell's poison assassin's ring?

It's a big ridiculous piece of gaudy pewter jewelry, and she's obviously trying to broadcast a message with it. It's the central element she's posing with in the picture.
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Cannabus Maximus - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 11:30:06 EST R0017y0r No.4933309 Reply
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>>4933304
Yeah, I guess she's totally out of business now...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_TerraMar_Project

> TerraMar (US) announced closure on their website and Twitter on July 12, 2019, a week after the charges, brought by New York federal prosecutors against Jeffrey Epstein, became public. However, the UK company continued to exist with Maxwell listed as a director until it was officially dissolved on December 3, 2019.

I guess she'll spend the rest of her life avoiding the public. Probably not too hard for her, since she likely has the cash for it.

Tiara?

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 23:20:56 EST U4jFhYzV No.4933165
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I can't find a single shred of info on this company. Each of these pills has 535mg of a blend of tianeptine, piper methysticum and combretum quadrangulare leaf... but it doesn't list how much of each there is. I took two and I feel a little bit but not very much. Anyone have experience with this company or any of these chemicals?
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Roy - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 14:02:24 EST OQ0WHz6Y No.4933376 Reply
>>4933371
I think he's saying "it's the longest acting one" AND separate thought, "seems to increase tolerance fast like fent"
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Martin Clandlebanks - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 14:19:01 EST vDf+CLGz No.4933383 Reply
>>4933376
that makes no sense. "it's the longest-acting ones that.. increase tolerance" where "it's" denotes fent as in, "[it] increases tolerance the fastest, such as fent"

There is no way on Earth he meant that as two separate thoughts.
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Martin Clandlebanks - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 14:23:11 EST vDf+CLGz No.4933384 Reply
>>4933383
>"it's the longest-acting ones that.. increase tolerance" where "it's" denotes fent as in, "[it] increases tolerance the fastest, such as fent"

Sorry, that's where "it's" denotes "longest-acting" which includes opioids "such as fent"

That's the only logical way to understand that sentence

Resisting The Truth

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 11:23:07 EST D5OhZtfy No.4933305
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It's funny how you can have two versions of the truth. One version of the truth always fighting the other version of the truth.
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Corky McRapekids - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 14:11:29 EST RKOZfxbo No.4933381 Reply
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I've got an OC of one of these.

post your face when browsing 420chan

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- Fri, 13 Dec 2019 14:13:01 EST Ew21Htta No.4932493
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dew it
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Should I drink or smoke today

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 10:14:46 EST OQ0WHz6Y No.4933281
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What are you guys gonna do?
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Roy - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 12:05:21 EST OQ0WHz6Y No.4933323 Reply
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>>4933319
Cut out the middle man. Get a nice big dry aged steak and pan sear it yourself.
You get to eat a good steak AND avoid people. Shit with the money you saved buy a good bottle of whiskey.
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Rocket Rebecca - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 12:17:38 EST E0x8KwQY No.4933329 Reply
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smoke weed jerk off to something degenerate smoke weed and play video games... probably in that order

Shit we've found over the years.

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 09:09:22 EST EsJMiczK No.4933271
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It never ceases to amaze me how many useless websites and applications there are on the internet. Back when I was in college I would waste hours on these crappy websites making stupid content and sharing it with the thread it was originally posted in. I remember when we used to have that group draw application that pretty much made a huge canvas and everyone would contribute or grief to the shitpost graffiti.

Anyways,

Heres a Netjester that spits out inspirational quotes.
http://inspirobot.me/

Heres a website that generates Cats based off your drawings.
https://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/

Heres a website that makes a random flesh-person
https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

And here's one that does the same with cats.
https://thiscatdoesnotexist.com/

What useless shit have you found over the years? Anything you'd like to share with the class today?
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Martin Clandlebanks - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 13:22:00 EST vDf+CLGz No.4933352 Reply
>>4933271
>It never ceases to amaze me
IT NEVAR SEIZURES TO AMASS ME
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Darien Wallace - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 13:34:42 EST QRKJMBkK No.4933358 Reply
Dead CBOT trader here. Corn and soybean markets are scammy this year, with trump's USDA fudging crop report estimates just to give farmer hayseed his inflated prevent-plant payment. Ye be wary...

Sceleton thread

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 17:40:40 EST 922TGvlX No.4933035
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ride never ends
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Roy - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 13:08:12 EST OQ0WHz6Y No.4933347 Reply
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>>4933344
pan de muertos taste awful. Why can't it be empanada de muertos or some shit.

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