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aggressive things people do while driving

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- Wed, 22 Jan 2020 01:48:16 EST aKFusKDu No.4949212
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>have to exit from left side of incoming traffic to get where I'm going every morning People just speed up to make it look like I'm pulling out in front of them because if I don't make it out in time I have to wait until all the fucking cars move and also dodge traffic from the right lane

Why are people such assholes on the road
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Weyoun 8 - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 12:48:06 EST RKOZfxbo No.4949310 Reply
>>4949280
I float around 7, and tbh I feel 9s and 10s pretty often, I float more above the seven than below it. Depends on what I'm eating, doing, spending time doing, if I'm cooking often (+), if I'm taking too many substances, weed, alc and caff (-), and if I'm balancing my video game with the boys time and working on my art and creative projects. ANd of course exercise is key, if I don't use my body I die a little inside each day I sloth it up.
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Mario Batali - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 12:56:10 EST eaeAYJBM No.4949312 Reply
>>4949304
But that's just not true though. I mean maybe on /opi/ or/hooch/ where everybody is fiending and hungover. The important thing is that everybody is high together.

The Best of The Best

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- Wed, 22 Jan 2020 09:03:13 EST 5ewmO3zq No.4949277
File: 1579701793084.jpg -(47551B / 46.44KB, 816x612) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The Best of The Best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH1YtBUJ1bw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SknegQYqQAM
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Jens Pulver - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 09:44:49 EST Tk45dqio No.4949289 Reply
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>OP promoting his shit music
>Military water purifier
>Wooden bongs

sure is entrepreneurial in here
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Ben Askren - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 09:55:16 EST 5ewmO3zq No.4949291 Reply
It's the best music ever made, really
If you find otherwise you're listening to it wrong

black pussy

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- Mon, 29 Jul 2019 19:11:05 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4883666
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have you ever fucked black girls? I got black pussy today for the first time (if you don't count one time with a prostitute years ago). Damn that ass and big tits. Where I live there are fery few black peole and even fewer black women.

She was very busty and had a huge ass but very tight pussy.

inb4 normie shit, I haven't had sex before this in 3 years. She didn't speak my language fluently but it was still really good and understandable.
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AugustusFoddlelock.rpm - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 07:37:34 EST VpznqkBs No.4949254 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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DJ Hyde - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 08:23:05 EST VyfbIHdf No.4949264 Reply
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The only black pussy I want

Never Again

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- Wed, 22 Jan 2020 07:57:18 EST RKOZfxbo No.4949258
File: 1579697838084.jpg -(122805B / 119.93KB, 590x1024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Never Again
I will never EVER make another thread as long as I live, I've had it up to HERE with threads, the lot of 'em. You can keep their yarny essense, the tapestry of digital human interaction, words, pictures, sounds and video, all spun together like a beautiful aching call out to the void, "hear me".

Naw, y'all can keep that nonsense. I'm not making a thread. Not now, not NEVAH!

Not sorry Reeses

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- Wed, 22 Jan 2020 07:34:17 EST VyfbIHdf No.4949253
File: 1579696457321.jpg -(241976B / 236.30KB, 1920x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Not sorry Reeses
I made this image yesterday. I thought of yall on 420chan and wanted to ask if you think Donald Trump is Reese's, and should we impeach him for meddling with the election. Also for possibly being reeses?
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Weyoun 8 - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 08:02:29 EST RKOZfxbo No.4949260 Reply
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I thought it was a wide toast.

How come I'm the only one who don't get to be a hoe on the internet

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 04:45:38 EST pUvhSBCn No.4947347
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Henderson Crumple - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 04:30:40 EST r8Txfzaq No.4949234 Reply
>>4948936
Hormone replacement therapy. That's like if you're a Californian and you pullverize your thyroid from eating endless soy and coke and shrimp and gluten free pastries and need to take replacement thyroid hormone. Or if you're an american and you wreck your addrenal gland by eating endless twinkies and domino's pizza and white castle and doritoes and donuts, and you need to take addrenaline or ritalin.
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Rebecca Tillingforth - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 04:37:01 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4949235 Reply
i wanna eat all the hoes and get giant disease lips and it's like magnet to freakish kardashian people and they elope with my and i'm rich then

webbums

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- Wed, 08 Jan 2020 14:32:26 EST wDvK5C83 No.4943351
File: 1578511946716.webm [mp4] -(1154932B / 1.10MB, 1280x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. webbums
mms everywhere
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What is this intellectual man thinking about?

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- Mon, 20 Jan 2020 19:17:51 EST VG3TMcN2 No.4948821
File: 1579565871899.jpg -(24242B / 23.67KB, 400x400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What is this intellectual man thinking about?
Look at his distant, contemplative look. His strong jawline. His golden locks. His smooth skin. His clear eyes. Anyone that gazes upon this image would be able to see that this is no ordinary man, but a sophisticated intellectual. This man is the finest the human species has to offer, he is undoubtedly the apex of human evolution.
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Poké Kid Eliza - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 00:44:50 EST tlY6CXc0 No.4948899 Reply
>>4948894
I'm not going to mourn those little bastards. They all have chlamydia, rape koala children, and are constantly drunk on eucalyptus. They don't even have any natural predators. Fuck drop bears.
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Matilda Badgestock - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 01:30:45 EST zVgCHF4g No.4948911 Reply
>>4948899
>They don't even have any natural predators.
Are you saying fire isn't natural bro?

Think we found our firestarter. Alert the ASIO

WEBM yo pussies

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 05:07:15 EST gD28IZaD No.4930041
File: 1575626835729.webm [mp4] -(2255543B / 2.15MB, 1280x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. WEBM yo pussies
5 pages in and no WEBM-thread?

dafuq?
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Cloud Strife - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 08:07:32 EST 5OzgxxOL No.4949262 Reply
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>>4945134
>nazi party for one of the least nazi parts of spain
>based in ireland

College Diet

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- Tue, 21 Jan 2020 18:49:45 EST vDf+CLGz No.4949051
File: 1579650585043.jpg -(25928B / 25.32KB, 800x800) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. College Diet
Pizza

Burger

Soda

Repeat


Then hit the gym everyday and grow your beard

This is the guide to a perfect body
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Nicolaus Copernicus - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 01:30:53 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4949203 Reply
you can eat women, but remember, they can also eat you

having other men cook your food is bourgeois

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 16:48:40 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4948181
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Did you know, that in addition to being cruel that meat is leading contributor to global warming and climate destruction? Large landholders and beef oligarchs is which Brazilians are burning rainforests to clear land. Meat industries are also leading factor behind destruction of coral reefs and environmental contamination off Gulf of Mexico. We could provide clean fresh water and feed most of third world by converting agriculture to raising crops for people to eat and reducing water consumption. We also save on pesticides and petroleum usage.

What are you cooking for meatless Monday /b/?
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Hannah Barddock - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 16:55:43 EST rCh0tnXd No.4948770 Reply
>>4948609
You can raise your own chickens you know or get them from people who do. Chicken shit is great fertilizer btw. It can be used to grow duckweed which is food for fish.

Black Boxer

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- Tue, 21 Jan 2020 02:21:35 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4948937
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He's jacked. And he wants a fight.
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Big John McCarthy - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 00:51:10 EST HGwITWea No.4949192 Reply
What is Black Boxer running away from?

Child support and alimony
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Raymond Goucho - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 01:35:16 EST 7JXWX72I No.4949208 Reply
>>4949189
I tried that the other day it's pretty cool for smashing together mad max trucks for an afternoon but the grind is obscene and it doesn't actually seem like it'd be that fun once you get to the battle mechs

AI storytime

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 11:58:03 EST zVgCHF4g No.4948056
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We were trying this out on the /vg/ but I'll bet you /b/ could come up with some good stuff.

Basically: you and an AI work together to create a story about quite literally anything. You start with a simple prompt to set the context, and then go from there. It will respond to any action you make on the fly and weave it into the story.



https://play.aidungeon.io
Can use a fake email to sign up, it doesn't actually make you verify it
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Kenny Florini - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 22:39:53 EST hQMPbcSS No.4949166 Reply
>>4949035
One night I left ones I found terrifying. After that I took them in like a sick pleasure. Later I was rewarded with an impossibly good blowjob and a pirate adventure with Rick. We tried to solve a settling crisis where we landed. :$
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Rebecca Hinkinshit - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 00:47:51 EST jyN5xfWw No.4949191 Reply
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You are a professional Smash Bros player. You never get outside much and do not have a girlfriend. You have never kissed a girl. Your favorite food is McDonalds. You live in Idaho and your parents are Jehovah Witness. You sleep in the basement and eat chicken nuggets all day. You are overweight and love Hentai. You browse 420chan constantly and have an irrational hatred for people who work full-time. You call others pimps all the time even though you are a virgin. You are going outside for the first time in weeks to get McDonalds because your parents are away on vacation. These are some of the most common characteristics of a typical pimp. The problem with these descriptions, however, is that they don't really apply to you. In fact, there's no way you could ever be classified as such.

"I'm not an pimp!"

> You walk outside

"I'm not an pimp! I'm not like those other guys!"

This statement is followed by a flurry of angry swearing. You feel very stupid for having said it out loud.

> !go outside

You decide to leave the basement and head outside. This will probably be the last time you do this for awhile. It's getting dark so you should probably find somewhere to stay at least until morning.

> You kick a can on your way to McDonalds and a group of teenagers approach you. "W-What do you want!?"

A young man approaches you from behind. He has long blonde hair and wears baggy clothes. His eyes are bloodshot and his face looks pale due to lack of sleep. You recognize him immediately as one of the boys you were talking to earlier today.

> "You use 420chan!! I didn't mean to say all that bad stuff! I'm sure your mom is a good person! Please don't hurt me! You want to smoke up together bro!? DICKS EVERYWHERE! hahah right!?

The teenager doesn't look convinced but he does nod.

> The teenager pulls out an amiibo and reveals that it is also a pipe.

He hands you a cigarette lighter and a small plastic pipe. You take them both and light up the joint. It tastes horrible but it is better than nothing.

> You hate weed but pretend you smoke everyday on 420chan. You ask "Why are you in my neighborhood?"

The teenager looks down at his feet and says "Because we're all friends here."
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Fuck Brullyway - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 00:55:03 EST zVgCHF4g No.4949194 Reply
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>>4949191
>> "Please bring back the Hide Thread button." It's too late. Kirtaner has left. You notice C_Higgy in the distance. "HEY! C_Higgy!!"
>C_Higgy stops walking and turns around. "What?"
>> "Watch The Wire you fucking piece of shit!"

are things going to bet better in this decade

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 07:26:53 EST YRmHzjGk No.4947380
File: 1579350413747.webm [mp4] -(10479741B / 9.99MB, 640x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. are things going to bet better in this decade
or are far right candidates going to keep getting elected all over the world?
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Weyoun 8 - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 21:11:10 EST RKOZfxbo No.4949119 Reply
>>4949099
There once was a poster

who was as smart and quick as a toaster

he posted a lot

Gave it all he got

But in the end, he just wasted time being a boaster
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Luna Vachon - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 22:57:03 EST +s1jREfL No.4949173 Reply
>>4949099
Random thought but the cringe that will be had once gen z discovers slam poetry and it meets formats like tik tok and vine is going to be great.

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