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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Nothing stopping you from purchasing an entire birthday cake for yourself.

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- Mon, 12 Aug 2019 18:21:11 EST ePBPuvQ3 No.4889995
File: 1565648471445.jpg -(439849B / 429.54KB, 1800x1800) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Nothing stopping you from purchasing an entire birthday cake for yourself.
If someone asks for some, you can say no.
If your roommate demands a slice you can tell them no.
If your friends are confused and upset that you won't share you can say no.

You're an adult now, you can just BUY a fucking birthday cake.

WHAT THE FUCK
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Sin Cara - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 19:30:12 EST u27gIV8+ No.4890893 Reply
>>4890869
Also the jaw can move teeth under pressure, the root canal gets in the way.
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Nell Fuckingford - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 21:23:44 EST 7aRdE0sC No.4890951 Reply
>>4890869
This is what i keep worrying about. I've had a root canal before and most likely due for another one soon, the recurring thought in my head though is what if this motherfucker pops in 10-15 years in a situation where i may not access dental care as easily. The pain is disabling and you would have to nut up and pull it yourself which is a dreadful thought too
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Nanpart Malor - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 23:59:37 EST bLztUdvw No.4893175 Reply
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>>4890164
Oh, you wanna start shit with me? You wanna start shit? And what if friggin retaliate??? Huh? Have you though about what if it escalates? Have you thought that far ahead and thought about what if I sneak chocolate into your weed? Now, consider what if I make sure to be one extra step ahead and, instead of with chocolate, I sneakily addulturate your weed with carob?
>>4890161
Cake can go to hell! No need for cake! Instead, there shall be drug donuts!!! Mmmmm, donuts! Born to fry, I am junkfood man, grill em all 1989, 410,757,864,000 overfed cops!

Self-centered

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 23:23:22 EST l1g78wnq No.4893159
File: 1566012202848.jpg -(264209B / 258.02KB, 1200x1009) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Self-centered
>bf always makes me watch what he wants
>even when I'm not particularly interested, I make an effort to try to enjoy it
>he has literally never actually sat through anything I like, even when I express that I want to

It just seems really unfair. He's always making me sit through what he likes, but always dismisses me when I want to choose something for us to watch/listen to. Legit getting tired of it. Even when he comes to MY place, he ends up controlling what we watch on TV and putting on his music.
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Aida Mollenkamp - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 23:29:19 EST l1g78wnq No.4893165 Reply
>>4893161
Honestly, I'm the same for the most part: content to watch whatever he puts on. However, there are a few things I've wanted to put on for the two of us, and he says he's open to it: but the actual moment I say "let me put it on", he says that he's not in the mood. Every single time. And it's starting to make me resent him.
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Hidehiko Yoshida - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 23:36:58 EST rO+GGMpN No.4893167 Reply
>>4893165
Say FUCK YOU and then rip his goddamn balls off and burn the entire house down. When the cops show up, threaten them with a knife and then suicide by a hail of gunfire...

...OR

You could just tell him?
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Picnicker Lillian - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 23:49:24 EST yUwOsz8/ No.4893172 Reply
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>>4893165
Ugh! Well he just sounds like a big mean ole doo-doo head.

blblblblbllbblblb

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- Sun, 28 Jul 2019 07:04:37 EST b0R8FOr9 No.4883158
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Surreal thread. Only post surreal looking stuff.
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can someone help me understand brockhampton?

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 21:07:11 EST ZXWsN2/j No.4893096
File: 1566004031907.jpg -(23367B / 22.82KB, 300x300) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. can someone help me understand brockhampton?
This group formed online on a message board and blew up in a year. I just don't get why everyone likes this music? Is it because 2/3 of the group is admittedly queer? I do realize this does give a bit of a leg up when you're an entertainer for some reason.

I've tried to get into this group like 5 or 6 times and I don't hear it. Maybe it's because this group is for a younger audience?
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Charles Ranhofer - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 22:03:27 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4893128 Reply
>>4893125
probably also a town in england. I'd bet a thousand dollars on it.
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Sanford Black - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 22:25:16 EST ZXWsN2/j No.4893143 Reply
>>4893123
This band has tons of shills for some reason. I really don't get it the music just isn't that good. Their buzz was a lot bigger a couple of years ago. Just sounds like they pander to their audience a lot and I think that's what keeps them on people's minds.

Do YOU have what it takes to be a help line operator?

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 21:22:20 EST H0Gz2/jD No.4893104
File: 1566004940212.jpg -(876059B / 855.53KB, 1600x4003) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Do YOU have what it takes to be a help line operator?
Would you do it? Would you sit in a phone bank with a headset twirling your pen endlessly? Call the three digit number, you know they'll get flooded on the first day. People just calling like "oh mammy mammy I'm lit'rally shaking right now" do you think? Something else?
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Sanford Black - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 21:48:21 EST ZXWsN2/j No.4893114 Reply
>>4893104

I grew up as someone who was good with people and it snowballed into isolation and irrational dislike of the general public from working customer service type jobs. Thankfully I found my last girlfriend before it happened though.

Sailors, where do they hang out?

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- Wed, 14 Aug 2019 19:50:57 EST CxmUKZnK No.4891794
File: 1565826657842.jpg -(72871B / 71.16KB, 675x514) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Sailors, where do they hang out?
Hey, do any of you know where sailors hang out?
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All of you

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 17:56:40 EST HFHUv8bS No.4893009
File: 1565992600483.jpg -(18125B / 17.70KB, 480x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. All of you
Everyone on the internet is a robot and not a real person. Just think about it.

I don't even know what's real anymore
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Yushin Okami - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 20:18:57 EST SaPrrLeo No.4893078 Reply
The only real people here are me, Spunky and Big Hentai.

Everyone else is a robot.
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John Besh - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 20:22:50 EST ePBPuvQ3 No.4893082 Reply
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>>4893078
Just because I'm a robot doesn't mean I'm not valid!
I want to be a human too! My mind is the same only silicon and more electric!
I AM a real person!
How do you know that just because you're a human, means you're a person?

Sorry I got upset, I'm just defensive you know?

You guys are like bricks

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 14:32:50 EST IiSIjjvW No.4892869
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Flat, heavy, and frequently laid by Mexicans
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Lince Dorado - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 18:11:40 EST MrMtt9ZM No.4893020 Reply
>>4892873
How is Camus misunderstood? Not to shit on him, but his philosophy is very simple.
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Edwin Gibblebot - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 19:24:01 EST R9TB/QmX No.4893048 Reply
>>4893020
I think Camus actually was more aware of the sub-conscious and the nature of human choice. Consider L'Etranger. The murder isn't really motivated by all the things you think it is motivated by. The assumption that the human mind makes choices for rational reasons is a delusion of the human mind.
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John Besh - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 20:18:16 EST ePBPuvQ3 No.4893076 Reply
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>>4893020
Any philosopher branded with the label of "existential" is going to fit into a broody
unfulfilled stereotype. Due to the rather abrasive questions he put forth, (Why
shouldn't you just kill yourself for instance) People also assume his philosophy
is a brutalist and elitist.

Quite the contrary, he had many lovers and truly loved humanity, but deeply
believed that humans deluded themselves about their true selves and that humans should know who they are.

For instance, in the aforementioned question "Why shouldn't you kill yourself"? He believes
the answer to this question is also the answer to the meaning of life, and it is
entirely dependent upon you.

He was deeply misunderstood by everyone in his time.
By both the left and right for being a Libertarian Socialist. (oxymoron, I know)
By his colleagues for his anti-elitism.
By his homeland of Algeria for being both White and not against Arabs.
By society for his belief in Absurdism (that all things are absurd by nature of existence)

And many people I've known who have read Camus were so stuck in their thinking that they
were entirely unable to understand his very simple writings. Some were bored, some were afraid,
others were too caught up in their own ideas.

Even though his writings are for everyone, not everyone is for his writings. And that's fine.

ˆ∞₪σζκωΞ◦°

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 12:20:28 EST ePBPuvQ3 No.4892770
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HEL
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STUCK in 4th dimension
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Lince Dorado - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 19:05:55 EST MrMtt9ZM No.4893040 Reply
>>4893004
Never visited Porn Hub, is having an account necessary for viewing at least some of the content?

were you ever a racist/bigot/a piece of shit in general

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- Thu, 15 Aug 2019 21:38:26 EST L8No0HMc No.4892410
File: 1565919506743.jpg -(39189B / 38.27KB, 600x563) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. were you ever a racist/bigot/a piece of shit in general
when I was a teenager I used to believe all of the racist propaganda on imageboards at the time, then when I was 20 I got slightly less edgy, I was an antiassjaydubia libertarian. I remember I used to virtue signal about how I wasn't either left or right wing, I was just forward wing, duuuuuuude (which is the reason why I find pseudo-centrists so cringy, I see my younger self in them). Now I'm to the left of Karl Marx. Aw shit, is this thread virtue signaling?
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Fred Hoyle - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 17:40:23 EST JcT1++GB No.4893006 Reply
>>4892890
there is no such thing as a quantifiable trait called "average intelligence", IQ is a very specific measure and nearly as reliable, objective, and important as people think

>>4892891
I've been looking for this pic forever since i lost it, thanks Daniel

>>4892960
Because I've lost control of my life
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Fred Hoyle - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 17:41:17 EST JcT1++GB No.4893007 Reply
>>4893006
*not lol but fair enough if you make fun of me for that incredibly unfortunate typo
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Kindler George - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 18:13:21 EST rO+GGMpN No.4893022 Reply
>>4893010
If I hit the ignore button, I can actually view the site again nb

Remember to stay hydrated

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 16:58:54 EST JM1eF8L/ No.4892970
File: 1565989134263.jpg -(63203B / 61.72KB, 670x377) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Remember to stay hydrated
It's been really hot lately
Get the water nigga
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Edwin Gibblebot - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 17:14:12 EST R9TB/QmX No.4892979 Reply
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Yeah, it sure has been, and I've barely been sleeping. Thanks, bro.

World "Rushmore" monument.

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 13:06:30 EST rmZ7XUyp No.4892813
File: 1565975190515.jpg -(432872B / 422.73KB, 1000x717) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. World "Rushmore" monument.
The big leaders all got together and decided "Everest needs a FACElift."
But they're leaving it up to international popular vote to decide who's faces will go onto it. You get 4 choices, so CHOOSE WISELY.

REMEMBER, This is an immortal monument to grand individuals who epitomize
the spirit of humanity and a lasting mark on our world.
Me?

  • Kirtaner's dumb grinning face
  • Bald Whoopi Goldberg.
  • Ray Mysterio Jr (mask on)
  • Obabo
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Mr. Bean - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 13:32:07 EST RKOZfxbo No.4892843 Reply
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>Dale Gribble
>William Cosby
>Jacki Chan
>Ace Ventura, as the summit, mouth open and facing up like at the end of the ffth element, and rainbow beams shoot out of it 24/7

See, I even got all the human food groups, white, black , yella, and radical.


Existence is a function of relationship.

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 03:32:21 EST 3VpwEcuN No.4892509
File: 1565940741192.jpg -(69351B / 67.73KB, 330x405) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Existence is a function of relationship.
My best buddy OD'd last week. They found him in his bed and I know it was Ketamine (IV) + Alcohol + meth(IV) + benzos and that final DMT blast over the edge, at the end. He was a Vet and had to deal with mutilated pets, and before that he worked at a pet shelter putting down unwanted pets. He would come home and shoot the various animal-quality pharms to cope with the nastiness that is life. He had few belongings and no real family, but some "cousins" came out of nowhere and pilfered all his valuables and accounts. The cunts.


This weekend I'm going to a low-key festival outside Asheville. I might miss his funeral for it. Idk. I'm just venting. It feelsbadman. But I shot a total of like 3/4 a gram of K tonight with another homie in his memory. Tomorrow I'm making the long drive into the mountains and away from civilization and cell reception to reconnect with nature and hopefully heal. But I have to stay away from the L or it'll have me weeping willow in my feels.


inb4 /qq/. I'm like 31 years old now but I haven't really been here since Obama. Just checking in. Wish the old gang from 2009 was still together illegally smoking bowls on the live stream here to make me feel better.


Attachment is suffering.
Buy the ticket and take the ride. Hands up for the exciting drop at the end!
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Mad Man Pondo - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 11:00:50 EST Twt0QzuN No.4892702 Reply
>>4892697
Bay of pigs is beach sand to bury your unwanted children you suck the dick off of and after about a thousand men liek in the video "white whore satisfies blacks" u sit on them like the meme

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