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Essen und scheißen

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- Thu, 16 Jan 2020 21:52:13 EST bAWo6y9N No.4946700
File: 1579229533335.jpg -(216313B / 211.24KB, 1242x2208) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Essen und scheißen
I have two questions for you.

Is it socially acceptable to eat stuff while taking a shit? Hard candy? Monster energy drink? A burrito? Jaeger schnitzel? What stuff is okay and when is it okay?
If I build a lavatory to make eating while shitting perfectly hygienic and smell-free, would that change anything?
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James MacInnis - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 22:18:35 EST cksl3/fC No.4946710 Reply
>>4946707

no , no i said i like normal, conservative missionarie position sex PERIOD. anyways Prozac i'll see your series november don't worry we cool
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Funky Kong - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 22:19:43 EST KDxD1lu2 No.4946711 Reply
>>4946710
Jesus Christ Big Hentai do you ever take a break from schizoposting

White to move

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- Mon, 06 Jan 2020 06:07:34 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4942506
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And maybe win?
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Jebediah Cuntpickle - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 19:57:19 EST zVgCHF4g No.4946645 Reply
>>4946479
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

Coldsnap

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- Sat, 11 Jan 2020 06:03:31 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4944461
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I must survive...
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Daniel Bryan - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 16:07:17 EST ISrIVywm No.4946584 Reply
Ice cream boys shook by my flurry of disdain

hey guys, let's order some food

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- Tue, 14 Jan 2020 14:40:22 EST tBkMerqm No.4945574
File: 1579030822078.jpg -(52763B / 51.53KB, 490x369) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. hey guys, let's order some food
should we order pizza or wings?
https://www.strawpoll.me/19232612
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Brooke Tessmacher - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 12:33:15 EST r8Txfzaq No.4946505 Reply
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>>4945748
You can have a topping that contains calcium benzoate.

Or you can have a topping that contains monopotasium benzoate.

Or you can have a topping that contains monolithium powerate.

Or you can have a topping that contains monolithium croc'oate.

Or you can have a topping that contains Tomacco.

Or you can have some Armin Mewes world-famous barbecue topping.

Or you can have some Burnsco K'Boom! topping, which is essentially a clone of Blam!, except it's the exact opposite of Blam! light.

Or you can have a topping that contains potassium benzoate.
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Daniel Bryan - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 12:59:25 EST ISrIVywm No.4946515 Reply
Why would you not order both? This thread is retarded
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Johann-Carl Leuchs - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 13:08:47 EST oQRtvMja No.4946519 Reply
Even the monster cheese pizza is more honesr than you, Judas priest MADMAX. Fucking asshole and You 2 Marta van douchebag
User is currently banned from all boards

Cafe & Coffee

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- Thu, 16 Jan 2020 02:38:43 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4946360
File: 1579160323643.jpg -(98640B / 96.33KB, 429x847) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Cafe & Coffee
Do you have a favorite cafe?
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PollyCheblingsidging.icl - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 12:51:26 EST jf+M45j5 No.4946512 Reply
>>4946509

The local "businesses" were already rotten. 90% of those shops were run like absolute shit.

All they had to do was come and kick out the legs.
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Albert Hipps - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 12:57:36 EST QmBs14Cb No.4946514 Reply
>>4946512
comparing a local business model to an international model that buys unsustainable, farmland destroying amounts of coffee is retarded and you should know better. that's like saying local grocers aren't competing with walmart correctly unless they instruct their workers to go on welfare. keep suckin that corporate dick tho fam
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Mark Briscoe - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 13:03:55 EST Amt3l3y2 No.4946517 Reply
>>4946512
The local businesses paid tax. Starbucks doesn't just flood the market, they literally refuse to foot the bill for their activity. They report no profits and pay no tax but grow massively which means either tax fraud or anti competitive practice and really it means both. They sit in countries using infrastructure and depending on that society's wellbeing to make profit but refuse to chip in if they can avoid it in any way.

Where my mum lives there's 50 coffee shops and not one big chain. There is some turnover but some have been around for years because they're good. Starbucks could just bury them though.

The truth is with most products the consumer base doesn't know shit. They go for safe familiar names over the best. Big national brands over scary local unknowns. Marketing mediocrity yields more profit than actually being good but not having the budget to tell everyone. Or maybe you think McDonalds, Justin Bieber and COD are the pinnacle of human achievement but then shouldn't you go post on circlejerk instead?

What's the worst way a drug dealer has ever ripped you off?

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- Tue, 14 Jan 2020 15:06:56 EST qTF19wWN No.4945585
File: 1579032416824.jpg -(70869B / 69.21KB, 490x663) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What's the worst way a drug dealer has ever ripped you off?
How did you respond? Anyone have any tips for avoiding being ripped off?

In your opinion should dealers who break black market street code still be protected under that code?
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Boromir - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 05:53:38 EST Q19bBrKb No.4946413 Reply
>>4946411

is that a female pokemon or a fuckin anime bitch i don't know about. either way whatever, sex is for virgins

Black to play

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- Tue, 14 Jan 2020 07:39:31 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4945472
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Ljubojevic vs M Gurevich
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Shitty McCockerson - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 03:46:33 EST vPJZktZj No.4946381 Reply
>>4945472
mate in 4.
1...f2

white can only stall checkmate now. any move besides h2-3, Rxe4 or Rg1 results in Bxg2#. in the
2. Rxe4 line, fxe1=Q follows. then, obligatory
3. Qg1 Rxg1#.

in the 2. Rg1 line, Rxg2 follows. White's only move to avoid fxg1# is Rxg2 followed by Bxg2#.

in the h3 line, 2.h3 fxe1=Q
2. Kh2 Rxg2
3.Kh3 Qxe3#. h2 removes the last move since the white king runs out of space faster.

Year 2020

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- Tue, 31 Dec 2019 19:27:48 EST Das3IUAA No.4940727
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Here have a calendar
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Cyril Hengerpurk - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 01:23:41 EST pX0AqlPw No.4946335 Reply
>>4942196
Currently doing no-mixed-fibers January, wish me luck fellow Christians!

Yennefer

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- Thu, 16 Jan 2020 02:34:53 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4946358
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How do you pronounce that?
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DavidHiblingshit.ps - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 03:27:13 EST KDxD1lu2 No.4946376 Reply
>>4946374
Lol let me guess the government is gangstalking you as well right?
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Raymond Blanc - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 03:27:24 EST Fg3+2svV No.4946377 Reply
I HAVE SO MUCH EVIDENCE THAT YOU USED MY PASSWORD!

How's 2020 so far?

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- Fri, 10 Jan 2020 19:06:37 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4944265
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I'm feeling fine.....
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Simon Pockdale - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 17:57:08 EST 74NMMKev No.4946153 Reply
I was feeling horrible for a while but I have been okay lately. General malcontent.
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Lucas - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 18:11:27 EST pK87DlrS No.4946155 Reply
Not bad
Keeping my energy level up as much as I possibly can although it's hard to stay as active as I need to be for my schedule. However, everything is going well so far.

I am 3 days hungover, you know how it makes you feel like youre vibrating?

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- Wed, 15 Jan 2020 08:00:36 EST FkEbCRDW No.4945981
File: 1579093236766.gif -(4325676B / 4.13MB, 480x270) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I am 3 days hungover, you know how it makes you feel like youre vibrating?
But I have Skittles, about 60 fresh Opium Poppies, Xanax, Clonazolam, Nitrazolam, Bromazolam, Etizolam, Cold brew Coffee, and some decent Indica.

Babygirl is at work so I may go and eat some of her"special" little Gelato cups because she never shares any with the dogs and this is our home too.

This thread is relaxing and happy. I hope you are relaxed and happy and that you will post about it
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Reuben Drivingforth - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 19:44:33 EST 79DwCdXV No.4946209 Reply
>>4946147
I think the purpose was to pull a baby tooth out. If you look closely at the picture you can see a string going into her mouth. She likely shot a rock tied to her tooth forcing it out of her mouth.

If your best friend was an pimp

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- Wed, 15 Jan 2020 19:51:52 EST 2pNOfuul No.4946215
File: 1579135912848.gif -(1260743B / 1.20MB, 500x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. If your best friend was an pimp
but a cool pimp, and he only had a day to live. would you be his little bitch for jist one day so he doesn't die without fucking once?
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PokéFan Esther - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 21:22:50 EST xNqoAell No.4946257 Reply
>>4946250
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THATS NOT BRAZIL HIMSELF?


no need to name call
very rude
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Vin Gerard - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 22:26:47 EST j8jqXrBC No.4946267 Reply
>>4946257
everyone in here is brazil. the op is brazil, i am brazil, you are brazil, the guy youre arguing with is brazil, everyone is brazil

machine elves

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- Sat, 11 Jan 2020 10:33:54 EST 5OzgxxOL No.4944497
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Anybody here ever gotten so high you met the machine elves? What was it like?
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JamesNunningford.chm - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 20:50:02 EST Seh+PELR No.4946244 Reply
>>4946240
Here we are- from a journal I used to keep when I was all 3deep5you. It's still pretty cool though. At least, it is to me, since I can still picture it clearly.



*"THE WATCHER" (RECORD OF A DREAM)
I met a peculiar, malnourished looking man in an alley in some city slum. He was wearing a dirty tank top, and had dark bags under his eyes. He stared into my own eyes, with a certain discontent. He spoke to me, warning, "tell your friends. Tell your family- those you may love- I can smell the hate of man."
As he said this, his head began to swell above his face, and his skin became blue, starting to glow an ethereal light. His back straightened, and the bags beneath his deep-set eyes pulled tight to his face and faded, as his skin became healthy, and flawless. His clothes and hair disintegrated, as if burning up in a flash of unseen fire.
Suddenly I was whisked away backwards, and found myself standing outside of a convenience store in a strip mall, where a fight was just breaking out. Behind the shouting men, far off in the distance, the alien being from the alley came bursting out of the ground- as tall as the mountains behind him- in a shroud of blue fog, which rose up to the sky above him, fusing and billowing from the top of his open crown. The sight was nearly blinding, as he turned to gaze directly into my eyes, his own now beaming with a godly, sky blue glow. He only ever looked at me, and it seemed as if only I beheld the spectacle.
The Watcher raised his arm, pointing toward the developing fight- never breaking our stare. From his torso, a stampede of dogs, made of dust and wind, blew straight toward the men in front of me. I hid behind a car, and the stampede engulfed the whole store, and the fighting men, but parted to spare me. When the dust cleared, the store, the cars, and even the parking lot were all razed to the ground. As the sky turned red, catastrophes of every kind took the lives of people all around me, leaving trails of devastation in their wake. Each time, my loved ones and I were spared. No one else, it seemed, could bear witness to this looming, unearthly judge, nor could they hear my voice when I tried to explain the disasters.
Amidst the chaos in the city, I tried in vain to protect a group of people I never knew, using a suddenly discovered telekinetic force. A violent, red cyclone tossed cars and bricks in all directions as it tore through the city, destroying the very same alley where I had first met The Watcher. Using my newfound power, I stopped huge objects in midair- just before plowing through the terrified crowds- much to the astonishment of The Watcher. In all this time, he had never averted his beaming eyes from mine. Despite my best efforts, the crowds were swept up and whisked away to their demise, save for myself and my loved ones.
The Watcher lowered his pointing arm, and- with a nod of approval- broke his stare, and at last vanished, splitting fluidly into the earth and the sky. No sooner did the sky fade back to blue, and the sun come out of hiding from behind the mountains. I felt a gentle breeze, and woke in a cold sweat, breathing shortly and heavily.

*INTERPRETATION OF "THE WATCHER"
"The Watcher" was a god-like being, or at least had the powers of one, and perceived the human race in general as not only unworthy of protection, but deserving of punitive judgement. I was his unwitting, randomly selected test subject- an extension of his own perspective- through which he sought to find if there might be some intrinsically redeeming quality to human kind which had eluded his perhaps limited perception. (The implication here- that even a hypothetical "god" or god-like being could be flawed, or less than all-knowing- is consistent with philosophical ponderings which have occupied my waking mind since long before this dream). He gave me the telekinetic abilities without me knowing (until in hindsight), and spared the people I cared most about, so that I had no obvious incentive to act with nobility. My friends and family were safe, and nobody could understand that I could possibly be of any help to anyone else. They didn't realize I had any measure of power to make a difference, so I couldn't so much as be blamed or perceived as neglectful for not trying to do anything to help. And in fact, no one else had the ability to see or hear about "The Watcher", …
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JamesNunningford.chm - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 20:54:46 EST Seh+PELR No.4946245 Reply
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>>4946244
Cheezy, but honest, I think. And here's the drawing of "The Watcher". (Please note that I am not an artist, and I am well aware how amateur this looks). But man, bringing up this memory... it felt like such a big fucking deal at the time- my angsty younger self frustrated at the immediate understanding that "nobody else would ever "get it, man".
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Data - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 21:15:13 EST HFHUv8bS No.4946253 Reply
>>4944574
>the unsung problem
>or some shit
>for artists and other philosopher kings,
>just took a major
>full spectrum
>account for
>The really nice inquisitive psychedelic feeling
>which is pretty much proof to me that
>the perfect recipe for
>trying to breed more
>is
>a major accidental hit off some ice or some real dirty Adderall or some shit after being up for days.

when stompy ignores people threads have to be posted in order to piss him off

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- Wed, 15 Jan 2020 18:10:49 EST i3Pyso0K No.4946154
File: 1579129849698.png -(49199B / 48.05KB, 983x211) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. when stompy ignores people threads have to be posted in order to piss him off
do you agree with ol' stomp? I certainly do.
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Katherine Pulaski - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 18:25:09 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4946165 Reply
I used to know a fat chick named Stomper. I also used to know one named Header.
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Chief Lydia - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 19:54:12 EST QHon96jg No.4946220 Reply
>>4946165

We used to have this kid in class with a huge forehead.

We all called him Fivehead, or just Head.

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