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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Gf just spent the afternoon threatening suicide

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 02:24:25 EST 9VKnr2vw No.4892498
File: 1565936665220.jpg -(17769B / 17.35KB, 500x381) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Gf just spent the afternoon threatening suicide
I love her, but she is very depressive. Hee mother attempted suicide several times and failed, her brother is a major pothead with anger issues and she used to be an alcoholic and cokehead, now she is cool but sometimes feel really bad due to her family.

I don't even smoke weed everyday, the only reason I'm asking here is because this chan is fucking awesome. How can I help her?
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Mad Man Pondo - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 10:50:46 EST Twt0QzuN No.4892689 Reply
>>4892657
flube ballz inside bella ballz are better
>ask for it by name!
>2putamadre IS mexico
>ahora si estamos enfermos (infiernos) and pizza denied

FIRE

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- Thu, 15 Aug 2019 08:16:38 EST EDEzJQOD No.4892025
File: 1565871398046.jpg -(582773B / 569.11KB, 1000x667) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. FIRE
Financial Independent, Retired Early
Can it be done?!?
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Edwin Gibblebot - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 09:19:19 EST R9TB/QmX No.4892617 Reply
>>4892517
If you think someone bluffs, call it, just don't be a bitch ass punk about it.

priston tale

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 08:34:54 EST hSJWLGgK No.4892598
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pristontale
best korean mmo prove me wrong jolly african-american i'll fite u rite now rite here right now

UK drug scene

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 07:32:05 EST 4muOH4t/ No.4892554
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What's most popular there? Especially London, because I'd rather not be selling powder
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Gary Goodridge - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 07:37:33 EST nJkrco7e No.4892562 Reply
The UK does a ridiculous amount of cocaine for some reason. MDMA, ket and weed are popular but you'll struggle to undercut the locals.
You'll get stabbed, by the way.
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Jenny Cloffingridge - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 07:39:13 EST 4muOH4t/ No.4892563 Reply
>>4892562
well at people at least interested in mephedrone even if it's a niche minority
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Gary Goodridge - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 07:41:33 EST nJkrco7e No.4892565 Reply
>>4892563
If you're asking if there's a market for mkat, yes people will want that. Particularly in the south (London/Brighton).

Kicking 'it' around

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 05:37:03 EST B1PXg0KN No.4892518
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I was about to ask if anyone else could remember a show called "kicking 'it' around" but now I'm here it seems more like a memory of a thread we used to have?
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Cheetahmen - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 06:58:48 EST N5aDcNf9 No.4892540 Reply
>>4892529
I think you mean 'littering the Nevada desert', bro. The moon doesn't even exist! Get smarter by reading the internet like I did.
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Caroline Grandlock - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 07:29:17 EST t9XfCVOf No.4892552 Reply
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>>4892540
I lost an entire home-made plastic slide digeridoo in the Nevada desert, with a beeswax mouth piece. If you find it, it will grant you magic powers.

Twins

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- Mon, 12 Aug 2019 06:55:41 EST 075h4sv5 No.4889442
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Identical twins are nature's way of saying that cloning is okay
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CorneliusDruckleridge.maq - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 05:49:50 EST +IDtYR8j No.4892523 Reply
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3-some with twins?
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Edwin Gibblebot - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 07:19:24 EST R9TB/QmX No.4892546 Reply
>>4892523
There's a facebook twin in south Jersey with some funny behavior I think might be interested in her twin
Lucky me

TCC-Tan Anti drug ad

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- Thu, 15 Aug 2019 19:45:31 EST jx2DliDy No.4892327
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I need that image of TCC trying to share drugs with the lonely girl asap. Thank you!
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PriscillaBrookstock.bz2 - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 23:01:26 EST jx2DliDy No.4892448 Reply
Thank you guys, this is the information I needed. Except the guy who linked me to /nc/. I needed this tonight, not 2 years from now.


anyone see that episode of seinfeld

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- Wed, 14 Aug 2019 12:01:39 EST YwiQZund No.4891357
File: 1565798499033.jpg -(196455B / 191.85KB, 1100x617) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. anyone see that episode of seinfeld
where kramer is going to the corner store in the middle of the night to find out what the deal is with airline food and he gets struck by a car that drives away and the camera pans onto his corpse for about five minutes then some pedestrians find him and the credits roll?

i guess it is karma in a way i mean that's kind of what happens when you are a staunch and outspoken racist. man, that was a weird episode of seinfeld.
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Raymond Blanc - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 22:28:51 EST uKz/pjwl No.4892440 Reply
>seinfeld dates a woman with a weird birthmark
>breaks up with her over it
>she kills herself
>father confronts him at his apartment
>"it's in your genes! don't blame me!"
>elaine backs him up
>"exactly, if anyone should feel guilty it's you"
>kramer busts in
>notices the guy has a visible birthmark too
>"woah woah woah who's this guy? hey, nice birthmark buddy"
>seinfeld motions for kramer to cut it out
>george comes in
>eyes widen
>"hey listen Jerry... what is THAT?"
>everyone motions at george to cut it out
>grief stricken father pulls out a gun and shoots them all, then himself
>newman evil laughs in a corner and reveals that he gave the father Jerry's address (laughtrack.exe)
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Raymond Blanc - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 02:33:24 EST uKz/pjwl No.4892500 Reply
>>4891357
>elaine is at work in the office
>her boss enters
>"elaine did you finish your work?"
>elaine gulps
>"uh... yes mister peterman but uh... my dog ate it!!"
>her boss looks skeptical
>"your dog ate your work? elaine, I find that very hard to believe. bring it in tomorrow or you're fired"
>beep bop a doo bop
>elaine is at jerry's apartment and they're talking
>"so I told him that my dog ate my work"
>jerry looks astonished
>"you said that? there's no way he's going to believe you!"
>elaine rolls her eyes
>"I know I know but it was the only thing I could think of"
>"please please please will you help me make it look like my dog ate my work?"
>jerry's voice is louder now
>"but you don't even have a dog!"
>elaine gets closer to jerry
>"I was hoping you could help me get a dog before tomorrow?"
>jerry softens posture
>"ah alright. I'll ask kramer. You know he's been keeping like ten dogs in his apartment?"
>so they get the dog from kramer
>it is tomorrow, elaine is at work again
>mr peterson comes in
>"hello elaine I hope you have your work today"
>elaine opens up a big suitcase
>"I told you my dog ate it, see?"
>inside the suitcase is a vivisected dog, with wads of half digested paper visible in its exposed guts
>"hmm alright, I will give you an extension" (laughtrack.exe)
>boop bop a doo wop

Did you know?

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- Thu, 15 Aug 2019 12:07:01 EST q3J1sOSA No.4892096
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The average 420chan user looks like this
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Uncle Phil Art

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- Wed, 07 Aug 2019 22:28:26 EST COd4ymnR No.4887374
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Finally, a thread for Uncle Phil pictures!
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That's cold

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- Thu, 15 Aug 2019 20:06:25 EST QLTOtYac No.4892342
File: 1565913985571.jpg -(505373B / 493.53KB, 1274x579) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. That's cold
You'll niggas ever freeze marshmallows? Just an hour in the freezer and they come out... strange. Try it!
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Y'all seen my cat?

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- Thu, 15 Aug 2019 19:33:55 EST 3uU1d6lF No.4892320
File: 1565912035980.jpg -(121562B / 118.71KB, 625x622) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Y'all seen my cat?
Any of you guys got pic of my cat? I've seen it here before. The pic is not my cat for, hopefully obvious, reasons.
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Junior Dos Santos - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 22:38:25 EST 344eGecn No.4892445 Reply
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Is this your cat?

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