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- Thu, 17 Oct 2019 22:29:33 EST z3bBG2IQ No.4915416
File: 1571365773651.jpg -(62585B / 61.12KB, 750x748) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. looooooooooooooooool
>tfw you hate college but are too deep into your parents money to drop out so you have to keep on keeping on
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Priscilla Moddlemag - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 01:24:05 EST CEVU/kSm No.4915477 Reply
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>>4915416
Your job prospects won't be stunted in the future for lack of a degree. It might not give you a noticeable market advantage, but you won't have a disadvantage, plus I think you have a higher income ceiling on average. You can also go to grad school or somewhere if you decide you don't like your life.

I'm speaking in practical terms, but you can do fulfilling stuff with your degree, or your degree at least won't stop you if it doesn't help.

You can also do college partying if your in the right town.

>but I don't enjoy college partying and wanna stay inside
Do it anyway so you don't regret missing out on something that could've happened. I have some regrets and you aren't allowed to have them. All Mine.

Spin it as professional networking or something.
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 01:24:07 EST iLikEToleARn No.4915478 Reply
>>4915477
Also we're 45 min into the steel beam game I've ever dated) despite them all, but I'm pleasantly surprised that our story was, of $23.5 million for kicking the ultimate fuck you are unsafe on the broadcast team of PAC and adam page (c) v. Harlem bravado vs. Allie vs. Usos vs. Cody deaner, who was obsessed about you than him on TV at ultima lucha.
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Priscilla Moddlemag - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 01:27:57 EST CEVU/kSm No.4915480 Reply
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>>4915478
And we couldn't have done it without a college degree. Thanks.
nb

>tfw no bf

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- Thu, 17 Oct 2019 23:29:55 EST uKz/pjwl No.4915435
File: 1571369395434.gif -(1014866B / 991.08KB, 349x197) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >tfw no bf
>tfw no bf
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we are in the corridors of the fantastic

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- Thu, 17 Oct 2019 23:46:58 EST BNusaM3T No.4915444
File: 1571370418993.jpg -(94192B / 91.98KB, 1000x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. we are in the corridors of the fantastic
fantastic fantastic
pumped full of plastic
everyday erodes every day every day every very very time is a an construct

i am plastic? i am plastic people people people are so seamlessly life is a numbness

we spend and spend this numbness on trivialties like tvs and trivers trivercyclops

odysseus kills the cyclops
david kills goliath
i kill donald trump
but donald trump killed ukraine
and this biden shit is whack
and did you know don lemon is gay?

thats cool though. uhhhh IM NOT GAY BUT SOMETIMES I WHACK IT AND PRETEND IM THE GIRL THOUGH FUCK DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD

okay now everyone knows. fuck,

FUCK damage control

im an artist but ego constructs aww fuck it.

fucking dammit i hate everything now. but i feel tingly inside.

damn this forum of free expressivonssssssssssssss
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Swan Song

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- Tue, 15 Oct 2019 10:14:02 EST 2wuHEbTa No.4914755
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The internet as a whole is dying..
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Megumi Fujii - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 22:33:36 EST dsygRfT7 No.4915421 Reply
you just gotta head out californee way
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Martin Blusslesot - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 23:44:11 EST 6U2+nbBn No.4915442 Reply
Companies would rather build algorithms than pay for moderation and that means everything starts to look the same. Soon enough nobody remembers when things didn't all look the same.... That's the real travesty of it all
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Rips McTits - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 23:46:25 EST uKz/pjwl No.4915443 Reply
>>4914755
NO it just has a cold don't fret
it is a little baby
have faith in your LiTTLE BAbeY

We in HERE

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- Wed, 16 Oct 2019 01:51:19 EST rWjDREUT No.4914918
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I don't like the idea of having internet that is different in every country. Why can't we all get the same unfiltered raw internet?

Who else wants to raw dog some internet across the globe?
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Haggar - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 12:53:22 EST JII9sTGa No.4915000 Reply
>>4914927
Science there have been forays into the 2chan to test this, made by brave 420chan locals using google translate indicates that they assume it's Korean Pigdogs.

Shooting the shit

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- Sun, 13 Oct 2019 20:06:28 EST w3/BkVun No.4914332
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Just the small nuggets that you wouldn't create a thread for but would be nice to share. Whatcha been having on your mind lately? Any interesting anecdote of something that happened recently?

My nugget:
Been looking at some different programming languages today cause I was bored.
Apparently in J you make comments by writing "NB." A small nugget of joy, commenting out a line by no-bumping it.
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Hubert Keller - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 16:49:20 EST HFHUv8bS No.4915343 Reply
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>>4915336

Jesus fucking christ OP why the fuck did you bump your own god awful thread. People like you should be lined up and shot

I'm sorry

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- Thu, 17 Oct 2019 16:30:46 EST IiSIjjvW No.4915334
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have we met?
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Hubert Keller - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 16:59:24 EST HFHUv8bS No.4915345 Reply
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Why yes we have. Just now, my friend!

Curious, your image. I've been warning people about GSDs for years, but nobody wanted to listen. Now we're fucked. Can't walk ten feet outside without seeing one of those government spy drone motherfuckers. Always watching me. Cooing... It sucks to be a targeted individual.

Pic related is me btw
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Lillian Fuvingmutch - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 17:41:04 EST nJkrco7e No.4915354 Reply
birdsarentreal is just a viral marketing campaign for some clothes.

Scientists Get Green Light To Bring Back Dead To Life With Stem Cells

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- Thu, 17 Oct 2019 15:02:50 EST liHWZVeQ No.4915312
File: 1571338970064.png -(220383B / 215.22KB, 968x615) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Scientists Get Green Light To Bring Back Dead To Life With Stem Cells
Biotech company Bioquark has been given the green light to 'resurrect' the clinically dead using stem cells. They are attempting 'the reversal of death.'
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James Martin - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 16:42:03 EST RKOZfxbo No.4915339 Reply
Wow, I guess the zombie apocalypse is coming sooner than I expected. I expected bioweapons to be the culprit, not some lazarus shit.

Reading

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- Wed, 16 Oct 2019 15:14:01 EST mfpr/H0D No.4915054
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Could you please link me interesting or funny things to read?

Short stories, articles, long reads, interviews,... all are welcome.

Thank you
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The Warlord - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 13:25:35 EST mfpr/H0D No.4915295 Reply
>>4915195
Thanks for the link but I think I'll pass. Sounds like bad vibes and I'm on a no bad vibe diet.

You should wake up

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- Wed, 09 Oct 2019 09:48:20 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913070
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Eat an egg mcmuffin and drink some mcdonalds coffee. Stop by dunkin' donuts and grab yourself a hash brown. You're a busy person and you need to get to work.
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Eliza Sebblestone - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 12:20:20 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4915275 Reply
>>4915250
I'm not gonna lie, I would worship a giga chad as a demigod if such a figure could exist
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James Martin - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 14:33:41 EST RKOZfxbo No.4915306 Reply
>>4915275
Genetic engineering will give us gigachads. Just wait a couple hundred years.

what do you think about prescription drugs

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- Wed, 16 Oct 2019 09:14:09 EST ZXrTSaAd No.4914959
File: 1571231649550.jpg -(23209B / 22.67KB, 500x416) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. what do you think about prescription drugs
Should weed replace all prescription drugs? Pharmaceutical bad?
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Anthony Bourdain - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 13:07:57 EST Chr3HTu6 No.4915285 Reply
No, weed is mainly a recreational drug and its known medicinal value is mainly in attenuating the symptoms of chronic illnesses.

Videos of people nodding out

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- Fri, 11 Oct 2019 00:00:12 EST K/xajSPh No.4913736
File: 1570766412297.webm [mp4] -(2185063B / 2.08MB, 640x640) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Videos of people nodding out
That shit is annoying when you are trying to get them to do something but hilarious on video and you have no connection to them
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Stephen Hawking - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 12:12:44 EST Bmgkp1uD No.4915273 Reply
>>4915270
Yeah well My neighbor got twice as much from begging at tourist places.
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Sheldon Cooper - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 12:20:34 EST zzBC7W0S No.4915276 Reply
>>4915273
>>4915270

Yeah, well my dad works at nintendo in britland and he makes 4000 a month just showing ladies his peepee

I searched for "420chan archive" and found this:

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- Wed, 16 Oct 2019 19:57:28 EST RKOZfxbo No.4915112
File: 1571270248299.jpg -(22231B / 21.71KB, 500x375) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I searched for "420chan archive" and found this:
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER THING


By entering this website, you agree to the following terms and conditions, although you aren't going to read this anyway. I know you too well.

1 - Certain content posted on this site may not be suitable for minors (Peoples under the age of 18, this may vary depending on where you reside).

However, chances are you actually are a minor, don't give a damn about what this disclaimer says, and just want the ability to post to hundreds of people about how OMG SO HIGH you are. I really have no problem with this, your hormones are raging and you just need to let out all that steam lest you rape your newborn baby sister. I UNDERSTAND. But if your mother catches you, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE! And if we catch you, you will be banned! This site is NOT FOR MINORS!

2 - If you post it, it's your responsibility. Don't blame me when the police bust down your door after you finish uploading your AWESOME CHILD PORN COLLECTION! Conversely, don't blame yourself when I bust down your door and stab you in the face with my dick.

I am also not responsible for any mental, emotional, physical, and/or sexual trauma that content posted on this site may cause to your fragile, prepubescent body/mind. You're on the internet, seeing a man bending over tearing his anus open should be a walk in the park to shrug off. There are much much worse things for you to be worrying about. Like getting a life, or a girlfriend.

3 - Lastly, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE READ THE RULES. Reading and following them is the easiest way to assure your continued stay here at 420chan. If you don't read and follow the rules, it makes me angry. very angry. And after I get angry I get depressed and then I hit the bong to numb the pain.


https://www.ign.com/boards/threads/anyone-ever-been-to-420chan-org-i-just-went-and-i-think-everyone-should-read-their-disclaimer.180708597/

hiffwe
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Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 20:23:39 EST tqr0DGBx No.4915117 Reply
sometimes i forget i could write fun copy

would you rather die in a:

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- Tue, 08 Oct 2019 22:23:14 EST GCZAzFXr No.4912955
File: 1570587794498.webm [mp4] -(3343861B / 3.19MB, 640x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. would you rather die in a:
car crash
train crash
plane crash
helicopter crash
zeppelin crash

and why? I don't want joke answers I want HONEST answers pls
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Milky Choketoker - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 21:19:52 EST sTwClUnx No.4914856 Reply
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I want a train and a zeppelin to crash into me from both sides simultaneously.

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