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Those buttons I teased a while back

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 14:51:57 EST yB0tQVvl No.4907055
File: 1568919117303.png -(557501B / 544.43KB, 739x642) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Those buttons I teased a while back
They are now up for grabs, figured I might as well get them out there instead of sitting on my desk forever, right?

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As many of you know, its been a tough year for me, and there's a lot going on. A LOT. I'm still recovering from Lyme disease, and the most recent garbage in my life is somehow worse, a few days ago my dad emailed me about his diagnosis of terminal liver cancer. Oof. On the other end of things I've been interviewing with a company for 5 months now, I just had a fifth stage interview two days ago, and now I'm waiting on scheduling for the 6th. It's maddening. Software is hell. I just want to pay my rent and bills. I love you all.

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I just busted a fat nut and I want to speak about it

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- Tue, 15 Oct 2019 22:15:04 EST LIr4b3zQ No.4914863
File: 1571192104968.jpg -(163341B / 159.51KB, 500x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I just busted a fat nut and I want to speak about it
All life/matter is started from ejaculate which then goes into a hole pretty cool if this all a simalation then sex would be black magics
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JennyGonningmotch.ps - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 22:48:11 EST LIr4b3zQ No.4915160 Reply
>>4914863
if we all just bust Moar nuts and smoked moar we'd all be so much happier
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Simon Lightwill - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 01:06:20 EST 4Naw/eUS No.4915199 Reply
>>4915160
Nah man I used to do that when I was in college and it made me depressed.

TiMs are porn obsessed misogynists

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- Wed, 16 Oct 2019 23:20:19 EST JsOQipmG No.4915169
File: 1571282419843.jpg -(208217B / 203.34KB, 1200x900) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. TiMs are porn obsessed misogynists
Which one is Niktyne2s gay boyfriend?
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"Grass in the field, play ball"

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- Fri, 11 Oct 2019 12:24:20 EST 1toWKeqv No.4913842
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How do you interpret this saying?
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Bicycling

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- Fri, 30 Aug 2019 07:22:55 EST zykHeA/s No.4899795
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Could you ride about to most places you frequent?
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MartinChizzleford.cdt - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:34:27 EST uU+fXdz2 No.4915184 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Eliza Sebblestone - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:37:10 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4915185 Reply
>>4915184
guy would probably just try to sell you a timeshare or something

What do you think about the elderly

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- Sat, 12 Oct 2019 21:53:14 EST mYULBLli No.4914170
File: 1570931594809.jpg -(26884B / 26.25KB, 491x499) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What do you think about the elderly
Do they deserve more respect than teenagers?
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ShitDabberfield.mdl - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 18:52:48 EST alagVTP6 No.4914311 Reply
Depends on the person of course. Just being old only means you avoided getting killed or dying for some time but I don't think that is a huge feat.
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Priscilla Dezzlefutch - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 21:26:47 EST 7ounq612 No.4915138 Reply
>>4914311
Just wait till you're dying to realize how cool it is to get to 90
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Irvine Kinneas - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 22:05:00 EST hMG3G1wB No.4915147 Reply
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>>4914170
i find that old people are much more entitled and whiney than the so called "entitled millenials" they claim to hate so much

Fucking college

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- Mon, 14 Oct 2019 09:21:13 EST e8x5DB6Z No.4914482
File: 1571059273093.jpg -(45269B / 44.21KB, 640x641) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Fucking college
>boring class with a really boring (but good) teacher
>students are so bored that we take turns to "go to the bathroom" (smoke), so there's always one person outside the classroom taking a break from the boring class
>eventually more than one student started going out on this break
>one day literally ALL of the students left the room in the middle of the class, the last one didn't notice that he was the last one
>teacher freaks out and starts yelling at everybody in the hallway

This kind of shit only happens in college
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Charlotte Blonningfirk - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 18:08:23 EST Chr3HTu6 No.4914594 Reply
>>4914590
Association with folk music which is also associated with communism/anarchism via Joe Hill (IWW), Woody Guthrie (SPA/IWW/CIO), Phil Ochs (New Left), etc., although they were likely referring to just the first two since this seems to be right before Phil Ochs's time.
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Michael Sullivan - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 21:10:42 EST Tf4b1zqa No.4915130 Reply
>>4914561
I borrowed the money from my dad so I wouldn't have to pay interest
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Ratchet - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 21:59:11 EST JZ6djD+M No.4915145 Reply
>>4914482
Very real possibility that one is a reference book for the other specially if it's religious.

Ontological Breakthrough

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- Mon, 14 Oct 2019 16:21:06 EST Ng2tXNuc No.4914576
File: 1571084466404.jpg -(54105B / 52.84KB, 564x638) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Ontological Breakthrough
How do we change the baseline modality of human society from one of banter and fun-poking by self deprecating or being exdeprecating (deprecating outwardly onto others) to being one fueled by a banter and camaraderie of the opposite sort: a hard and hearty slap on the back of encouragement in a way that kicks your ass, but lifts you up into the stratosphere of earthly experience? Think of it like, the entire world astrally bear-hugging each other to protect them from an explosion of evil but the bear hugging supraconsciousness of every person on the planet is also each shooting an Intercontinental Nuke made of Love-energy at the core of existence. I think such a thing is possible, and would change the world. Think of all of the most inspiring people you have ever known or heard of, real or fake, but that is just how society is like as a "normal baseline". Basically human civilization FUCK YEAHing for a couple thousand years until we have something better do do. Pic related. So, how would you do it?
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Yoshiko Tamura - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 22:31:03 EST B7w5ydfa No.4914678 Reply
>>4914667

It's used for writing your name on stuff, like snow or walls or kinky girls
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Ebenezer Bluckletit - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 07:01:49 EST cxpilczL No.4914738 Reply
literacy, education, reduction in poverty, means to self-actualization basically

also less fear-propaganda (ideal = 0)
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Isa Jo - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 21:48:00 EST 5t8L7+2t No.4915142 Reply
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>>4914576
Sounds like you into pulling the absolute in people rather zone in to completely figure out how to define ones reality, decide what it means to move on to what the world revolves to for the one under complete bliss as you'll never truly knows what the world will do to this person after spit out. It's called working out of the arbiter. Yes or no to how you feel. I'm never smoking with your posse bro. Esspesally with my revaluations of drawings in my times of crsis or concern.

Retirement

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- Sun, 13 Oct 2019 22:23:56 EST A0AvS+WN No.4914359
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How's your retirement account coming along /b/? Any plans?
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Painter Nathaniel - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 01:26:57 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4914399 Reply
>>4914359
i probably have some coins laying around
an abandoned bank account with like a dollar in it

my retirement plan is getting my crush to kill me with brute power
eg squeezing my neck with their arm muscles
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Magma Admin Nathaniel - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 01:45:43 EST QLTOtYac No.4914408 Reply
>>4914359
I got a couple schillings and some pence, no US money of any significance. My true value is in my legacy.

famous people on 420chan

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- Sun, 06 Oct 2019 10:06:53 EST EuiLGEDI No.4912362
File: 1570370813789.jpg -(34556B / 33.75KB, 650x878) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. famous people on 420chan
What famous people do you think shitpost among us here on 420chan?
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gamers on suicide watch

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- Wed, 16 Oct 2019 16:04:05 EST 0M5EfVva No.4915067
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DANKEY KANG
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Paul Thalamas - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 20:03:18 EST cj0XroRI No.4915113 Reply
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>>4915111
I have no idea what it's trying to say. But it's getting people madon the internet, so I saved it.
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Artist Molly - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 20:56:59 EST wxdIBgRk No.4915123 Reply
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My co worker doesn't play Call of duty anymore cause he's worried some 12 year old is gonna beat him at it.

No bitch!

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- Tue, 15 Oct 2019 22:03:46 EST /+UOK/uU No.4914860
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I’m the one asking the questions!
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Kimono Girl Rebecca - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 02:13:38 EST 5yG7r+R/ No.4914922 Reply
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What a circus!

At least watching the GOP’s dumpster fire in 2016 was entertaining, the dems can’t even run a good shitshow. Sad!
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Jenny Neddlespear - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 03:18:26 EST EuiLGEDI No.4914930 Reply
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American politics are such bullshit, idk how any you put up with it, you should be burning cars in the streets and pitchfork the new KKK thats what.
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Hannah Sanningwater - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 18:32:49 EST RHoK6ASL No.4915095 Reply
>>4914930
>dealing only with strawmen causes mental collapse
who knew?

The aesthetics of life, baby.

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- Wed, 16 Oct 2019 13:02:38 EST BNMdG3G4 No.4915001
File: 1571245358484.gif -(29732B / 29.04KB, 200x200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The aesthetics of life, baby.
Life is sometimes unusually beautiful ot ugly, with no identifiable pattern. I guess it's true what that weird delusional guy told me once on a bus stop, life is like a box of chocolate.
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Classy Freddie Blassie - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 14:51:26 EST w3/BkVun No.4915043 Reply
>>4915036
Last time I had a weirdo experience on communal transit it was on the train and it was a dude who sat himself in the seat facing me and just sang staring at me the entire ride.
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Thomas Werringworth - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 16:33:01 EST RKOZfxbo No.4915075 Reply
>>4915043
Tell me, what did this dude look like? Describe him like you would one of those police sketch artists.
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Classy Freddie Blassie - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 17:20:05 EST w3/BkVun No.4915081 Reply
>>4915075
No idea honestly, vaguely default middle aged dude, kinda heavily built but not fat, tall. If somebody is loony enough to behave like that I'm not gonna stare him in the eyes while sitting knee-to-knee close to eachother. Just sat and minded my own business until my stop.

Americans: Why is your delivery-company not liable for porch-piracy,

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- Wed, 16 Oct 2019 14:47:17 EST DIB0S7Aa No.4915040
File: 1571251637180.png -(120218B / 117.40KB, 500x400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Americans: Why is your delivery-company not liable for porch-piracy,
...and why don't you have lockable mailing-stations?

Shouldn't the mailing-service be held accountable for just leaving your valuables out in the open, instead of delivering them into some kind of depot where you could pick your mail up?
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Magus - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 15:01:36 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4915047 Reply
you can't just like lock mail up man, mail has to be free
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Artemis Croakinsmack - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 16:09:44 EST jf+M45j5 No.4915072 Reply
>>4915040

>Why is your delivery-company not liable for porch-piracy
Amazon replaces your shit if it gets stolen with just minimal bitching

>and why don't you have lockable mailing-stations
We do, but it's illegal for anyone other than a USPS employee to posses a Z-key. No joke you can get charged with having a burglary tool if you get caught with one and you're not a mailman.

>some kind of depot where you could pick your mail up?
UPS already has lockers all over. But blame amazon for trying to start their own delivery service, where apparently you barely have to have a drivers license or a pulse to be hired...er, sorry: "contracted."

Those fucksticks try to "text me for help" now ... like fuck you amazon, UPS drivers can figure all this shit out, I don't wanna be fielding calls and texts from your incompetent "contractors" because their stupid asses can't drive a van through a paper bag.

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