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Discord Now Fully Linked With 420chan IRC

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- Wed, 22 Jan 2020 14:25:56 EST lIgAIe7+ No.4949338
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my married "straight" coworker sends me 10 dirty pictures on grindr and i was just looking for trans people to chat with
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Kuma - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 15:50:37 EST z0wLLwI9 No.4949354 Reply
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they have to be 18++ or at least their daddies need to approve.. i don't want any fucking jail bites kay???
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Kuma - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 15:55:28 EST z0wLLwI9 No.4949357 Reply
>>4949345

the funniest part is that they've been together for at least 6 years.. the "man" doesn't want to marry her because he probably does not like women...
you can see how stressed he is. yet his soon to be "wife" probably want to fuck me but it wouls be unchrostian to do so without getting married..
i wonder if that bitch is sitll a virgin lol!!!

tcc

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- Wed, 22 Jan 2020 01:29:16 EST lIgAIe7+ No.4949200
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she's a cool lady
i bet she rides bikes
and heads to the beach when it's drizzly and foggy in her hoodie to chill alone
but she prolly has bad breath
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Brendan Schaub - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 08:34:45 EST gZYOlo8n No.4949268 Reply
>>4949200
The girl I dated like this was into art. She definitely has bad breath. She only Bridges her teeth in the morning, didn't think you had to at night. So all day food would rot in there, and all night too

We had some truly lovely sex though
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Shinya Aoki - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 14:28:37 EST lIgAIe7+ No.4949341 Reply
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>>4949268
that peppery bad breath smell when someone is too sick too brush their teeth but work anyway

black pussy

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- Mon, 29 Jul 2019 19:11:05 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4883666
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have you ever fucked black girls? I got black pussy today for the first time (if you don't count one time with a prostitute years ago). Damn that ass and big tits. Where I live there are fery few black peole and even fewer black women.

She was very busty and had a huge ass but very tight pussy.

inb4 normie shit, I haven't had sex before this in 3 years. She didn't speak my language fluently but it was still really good and understandable.
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AugustusFoddlelock.rpm - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 07:37:34 EST VpznqkBs No.4949254 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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DJ Hyde - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 08:23:05 EST VyfbIHdf No.4949264 Reply
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The only black pussy I want

Not sorry Reeses

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- Wed, 22 Jan 2020 07:34:17 EST VyfbIHdf No.4949253
File: 1579696457321.jpg -(241976B / 236.30KB, 1920x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Not sorry Reeses
I made this image yesterday. I thought of yall on 420chan and wanted to ask if you think Donald Trump is Reese's, and should we impeach him for meddling with the election. Also for possibly being reeses?
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Weyoun 8 - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 08:02:29 EST RKOZfxbo No.4949260 Reply
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I thought it was a wide toast.

How come I'm the only one who don't get to be a hoe on the internet

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 04:45:38 EST pUvhSBCn No.4947347
File: 1579340738629.jpg -(91498B / 89.35KB, 1177x557) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How come I'm the only one who don't get to be a hoe on the internet
DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Henderson Crumple - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 04:30:40 EST r8Txfzaq No.4949234 Reply
>>4948936
Hormone replacement therapy. That's like if you're a Californian and you pullverize your thyroid from eating endless soy and coke and shrimp and gluten free pastries and need to take replacement thyroid hormone. Or if you're an american and you wreck your addrenal gland by eating endless twinkies and domino's pizza and white castle and doritoes and donuts, and you need to take addrenaline or ritalin.
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Rebecca Tillingforth - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 04:37:01 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4949235 Reply
i wanna eat all the hoes and get giant disease lips and it's like magnet to freakish kardashian people and they elope with my and i'm rich then

College Diet

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- Tue, 21 Jan 2020 18:49:45 EST vDf+CLGz No.4949051
File: 1579650585043.jpg -(25928B / 25.32KB, 800x800) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. College Diet
Pizza

Burger

Soda

Repeat


Then hit the gym everyday and grow your beard

This is the guide to a perfect body
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Nicolaus Copernicus - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 01:30:53 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4949203 Reply
you can eat women, but remember, they can also eat you

having other men cook your food is bourgeois

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 16:48:40 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4948181
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Did you know, that in addition to being cruel that meat is leading contributor to global warming and climate destruction? Large landholders and beef oligarchs is which Brazilians are burning rainforests to clear land. Meat industries are also leading factor behind destruction of coral reefs and environmental contamination off Gulf of Mexico. We could provide clean fresh water and feed most of third world by converting agriculture to raising crops for people to eat and reducing water consumption. We also save on pesticides and petroleum usage.

What are you cooking for meatless Monday /b/?
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Hannah Barddock - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 16:55:43 EST rCh0tnXd No.4948770 Reply
>>4948609
You can raise your own chickens you know or get them from people who do. Chicken shit is great fertilizer btw. It can be used to grow duckweed which is food for fish.

Black Boxer

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- Tue, 21 Jan 2020 02:21:35 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4948937
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He's jacked. And he wants a fight.
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Big John McCarthy - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 00:51:10 EST HGwITWea No.4949192 Reply
What is Black Boxer running away from?

Child support and alimony
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Raymond Goucho - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 01:35:16 EST 7JXWX72I No.4949208 Reply
>>4949189
I tried that the other day it's pretty cool for smashing together mad max trucks for an afternoon but the grind is obscene and it doesn't actually seem like it'd be that fun once you get to the battle mechs

AI storytime

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 11:58:03 EST zVgCHF4g No.4948056
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We were trying this out on the /vg/ but I'll bet you /b/ could come up with some good stuff.

Basically: you and an AI work together to create a story about quite literally anything. You start with a simple prompt to set the context, and then go from there. It will respond to any action you make on the fly and weave it into the story.



https://play.aidungeon.io
Can use a fake email to sign up, it doesn't actually make you verify it
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Kenny Florini - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 22:39:53 EST hQMPbcSS No.4949166 Reply
>>4949035
One night I left ones I found terrifying. After that I took them in like a sick pleasure. Later I was rewarded with an impossibly good blowjob and a pirate adventure with Rick. We tried to solve a settling crisis where we landed. :$
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Rebecca Hinkinshit - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 00:47:51 EST jyN5xfWw No.4949191 Reply
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You are a professional Smash Bros player. You never get outside much and do not have a girlfriend. You have never kissed a girl. Your favorite food is McDonalds. You live in Idaho and your parents are Jehovah Witness. You sleep in the basement and eat chicken nuggets all day. You are overweight and love Hentai. You browse 420chan constantly and have an irrational hatred for people who work full-time. You call others pimps all the time even though you are a virgin. You are going outside for the first time in weeks to get McDonalds because your parents are away on vacation. These are some of the most common characteristics of a typical pimp. The problem with these descriptions, however, is that they don't really apply to you. In fact, there's no way you could ever be classified as such.

"I'm not an pimp!"

> You walk outside

"I'm not an pimp! I'm not like those other guys!"

This statement is followed by a flurry of angry swearing. You feel very stupid for having said it out loud.

> !go outside

You decide to leave the basement and head outside. This will probably be the last time you do this for awhile. It's getting dark so you should probably find somewhere to stay at least until morning.

> You kick a can on your way to McDonalds and a group of teenagers approach you. "W-What do you want!?"

A young man approaches you from behind. He has long blonde hair and wears baggy clothes. His eyes are bloodshot and his face looks pale due to lack of sleep. You recognize him immediately as one of the boys you were talking to earlier today.

> "You use 420chan!! I didn't mean to say all that bad stuff! I'm sure your mom is a good person! Please don't hurt me! You want to smoke up together bro!? DICKS EVERYWHERE! hahah right!?

The teenager doesn't look convinced but he does nod.

> The teenager pulls out an amiibo and reveals that it is also a pipe.

He hands you a cigarette lighter and a small plastic pipe. You take them both and light up the joint. It tastes horrible but it is better than nothing.

> You hate weed but pretend you smoke everyday on 420chan. You ask "Why are you in my neighborhood?"

The teenager looks down at his feet and says "Because we're all friends here."
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Fuck Brullyway - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 00:55:03 EST zVgCHF4g No.4949194 Reply
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>>4949191
>> "Please bring back the Hide Thread button." It's too late. Kirtaner has left. You notice C_Higgy in the distance. "HEY! C_Higgy!!"
>C_Higgy stops walking and turns around. "What?"
>> "Watch The Wire you fucking piece of shit!"

are things going to bet better in this decade

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 07:26:53 EST YRmHzjGk No.4947380
File: 1579350413747.webm [mp4] -(10479741B / 9.99MB, 640x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. are things going to bet better in this decade
or are far right candidates going to keep getting elected all over the world?
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Weyoun 8 - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 21:11:10 EST RKOZfxbo No.4949119 Reply
>>4949099
There once was a poster

who was as smart and quick as a toaster

he posted a lot

Gave it all he got

But in the end, he just wasted time being a boaster
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Luna Vachon - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 22:57:03 EST +s1jREfL No.4949173 Reply
>>4949099
Random thought but the cringe that will be had once gen z discovers slam poetry and it meets formats like tik tok and vine is going to be great.

>you get home

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- Tue, 21 Jan 2020 16:01:49 EST tl7L/DqG No.4949008
File: 1579640509732.png -(528297B / 515.92KB, 1200x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >you get home
>you see isabelle on your bed
>she says that her house caught on fire or something and now she's homeless
>she says that she'll do anything if you let her live in your home
>she's very low maintenance, all she needs is dog food and tap water

do you adopt isabelle? What are some of the things that you'd do with isabelle?
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Subcommander N'Vek - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 22:04:10 EST Seh+PELR No.4949154 Reply
I work at a no-kill shelter. She could work as a dog translator so we can figure out what the hell is wrong with the "problem" animals our canine supervisor chooses to take in. I mean, Isabelle's cute and all, but I'm into dudes. Put that bitch to work for room and board.
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Kenny Florini - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 22:07:19 EST hQMPbcSS No.4949155 Reply
Create an entire copypasta of fucking this dog in Brazil. Include posts of how the wrestling furry kept trying to move in on my game and how bad she beat the shit out of Mario with her landmine moves.

Traveling to China.

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- Sat, 11 Jan 2020 09:48:31 EST AhfA3TCi No.4944487
File: 1578754111695.jpg -(13188B / 12.88KB, 289x174) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Traveling to China.
So, I got a teaching gig in China in Chanchun City. IIRC, there was guy that posted here that lived in China from the UK. Anyone has been to China. If so, what should I watch out for? What's daily life like, experiences, ect. Anything is welcome.

>In before travel board
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Hank Venture - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 21:46:16 EST 3Cr0F64A No.4949139 Reply
I lived in china for years.

I left.

loud neighbour

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- Fri, 17 Jan 2020 09:23:11 EST LeOgH8fV No.4946909
File: 1579270991932.webm [mp4] -(2425094B / 2.31MB, 270x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. loud neighbour
its another loud neighbour at 1 am episode

when does this story arc end and i get the nice gardening neighbour that makes small talk over the fence w/ a buckethat on
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CyrilTootforth.pps - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 11:32:21 EST IrgjRswj No.4948989 Reply
>>4948988
Well that's what happens when you live in the biggest human cattle farm...
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CyrilTootforth.pps - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 11:33:16 EST IrgjRswj No.4948990 Reply
>>4948988

sorry to break it to ya. but yes. you play the game you become one of THEM.
You and me we are just disposable nobodies..
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Knuckles Freebasin - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 19:10:07 EST Ij0CgsDP No.4949058 Reply
>>4948982
Yeah, this.

Get an adult that doesn't want to deal with you childish bullshit to deal with it for you.

Electric car

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 03:05:21 EST l1g78wnq No.4947887
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Would you buy an Electric car?
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Matilda Badgestock - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 18:12:19 EST zVgCHF4g No.4949040 Reply
>>4949032
If he didn't have the second comma, it would read "where I live in my country" which would refer to part of his country, not his entire country. It's necessary if he's using that kind of phrasing.

As for at least, you don't need a comma after a prepositional phrase at the start of the sentence these days. But it can enhance readability in some cases. It might reduce readability in this case, but that doesn't actually make it incorrect, and indeed, in the not-so-distant past, leaving off a comma here would be considered an error and would get you marked down in your grammar class.
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Hedda Nickleforth - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 19:01:44 EST Chr3HTu6 No.4949055 Reply
Yeah if one was on the market for less than $20k.

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