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Why double down?

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 19:06:32 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4933059
File: 1576368392958.jpg -(20378B / 19.90KB, 348x348) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Why double down?
SOme people are weird. WHy would you have hot soup on a hottest summer day? Or ice cream during a snowstorm? Dumb people are dumb.
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Martin Clandlebanks - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 19:14:29 EST vDf+CLGz No.4933063 Reply
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Why not double down on your double double by getting a quadruple quadruple

WEBM yo pussies

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 05:07:15 EST gD28IZaD No.4930041
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5 pages in and no WEBM-thread?

dafuq?
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Performance and Public Speaking

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 04:13:06 EST jBhYcZyb No.4932806
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I have a show tomorrow and while I'm confident in my abilities, I still feel like I'm going to fuck it up. I play music and have to work a crowd. The selection of music is easy but I still overthink it. I've been putting on shows for 10 years now but it still gets to me...

I know it's all in my head, but I still get the pre-show jitters every time I actually have to perform. Anyone else on here versed in actual public interaction?
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Ina Garten - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 16:24:37 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4933006 Reply
>>4933001
hang on a sec, I just sucked a dick. gotta wait for it to come back around. aaaaaaand okay let's go
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Alice Grimfuck - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 16:25:33 EST KDxD1lu2 No.4933007 Reply
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>>4933002
I LIKE VIDYA GAMEZ NJ WE SHOULD START ANOTHER TERRARIA SERVER THERES ANOTHER BIG UPDATE COMING
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Anton Dongway - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 18:50:30 EST NTdvCXn0 No.4933053 Reply
>>4933007
touching dicks via the internet (and not in a gay way, mind you) is the only good thing that this future hellscape has to offer so far...

Coca cola and wine

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 02:47:58 EST vDf+CLGz No.4930030
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They call it a kalimotxo
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ClaraSimmlenane.sh - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 07:09:19 EST yHGC4Nds No.4932856 Reply
>>4932853
You can infuse the leaves into anything. If you know someone you can even buy the leaves. Cottage cocaine production isn't a thing in the first world, but if you know someone with a plant you can make your own caffeine free wake-up drink.
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Martha Wankinwuck - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 17:47:31 EST 8KSyBj5m No.4933038 Reply
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>>4932853
No! Patent law forbids those unlike the coca cola company and pepsi from making their own soft drinks, especially if they make them too different or with some particularly interesting twist.
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Basil Chuvingsark - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 18:01:19 EST BirBlzy5 No.4933039 Reply
>>4932853
I've tried coca tea quite a lot. It's not remotely euphoric, but it's a great minor stim. Good coffee alternative. Also tastes delicious. Like mint tea but with a hint of natural sweetness. Wish it were legal outside Peru

Peter Butt Gag

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 11:10:45 EST fG+ZdJEN No.4932918
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When a peter makes your butt gag, what kind of a noise does it make?
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Dualla - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 15:02:36 EST qkxgYT6+ No.4932980 Reply
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Gay 69 facial cumshots in the Lincoln bedroom is too much for most of the country.

Even in the thoight of fully clothed gay hand jobs going down at the vice president's residence would probably preclude a successful presidsntial bid.

CANADA VS USA WHO WIN?!?!?!?!?!?!

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- Sun, 17 Nov 2019 17:50:49 EST jNlHIy+y No.4924347
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WHICH IS BEST COUNTRY?!?!?!?!!?!!!????!!??!???!!!?!?!?
USA KILL MEXICAN KIDDIES
CANADA KILL BABY SEALS
WHICH IS MORE EVIL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!???!!
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Philly Jones - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 17:10:23 EST kQdMQ8l1 No.4933026 Reply
>>4933025
Considering both concepts don't hold much meaning outside of human understanding and don't have any definitive existence of their own, that's correct.

wearing denim

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- Fri, 13 Dec 2019 13:41:54 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4932481
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disgusts me

you can buy nice pants from amazon for like twenty bucks
why the fuck would you wear god damned jeans

what are you, a farmer?
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Georges-Henri Lemaitre - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 11:40:14 EST DRN0lv1P No.4932931 Reply
you can buy used sweatpants for like twenty bucks, that doesn't make them better than a good pair oof jeans.
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ClaraSimmlenane.sh - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:12:19 EST yHGC4Nds No.4932948 Reply
>>4932931
They are if they're from Alinity and they still have dog hair on them.

Bottoming Out

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 10:37:14 EST 1lCGp8JU No.4932905
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When you guys think of a "power bottom" what comes to mind?
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Cole Konrad - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 15:42:14 EST /V85bALo No.4932994 Reply
>>4932988
That's because she's voices by a thicc jewess, hamming it up for the role of the character.

There are only girls on the internet

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 14:07:52 EST Sqa1mMCv No.4932966
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I think we all ought to treat everyone on the net like a cute girl until proven otherwise. Given this is apparently a time of artificial pussy scarcity, you might start being chiller to each other instead of acting like white knights in a neverending battle royale. It's kinda the opposite theory of tits or GTFO. As a real life cute girl, the difference in how people usually act when they know this on male-dominated forums is rather pathetic.

Let's be friends ladies.
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Muscle Man - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 15:17:13 EST FkEbCRDW No.4932986 Reply
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>>4932977
I wonder if any super hairy people do this. Thick carpet of hair on the ass and thighs, but bald penis and balls

Sad Time

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- Fri, 13 Dec 2019 17:48:02 EST 6MEN0w71 No.4932549
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Today is the last day of the fall semester at my college. I won't be seeing my professor, for three whole weeks.

What I wouldn't give to be with them right now.

Please help me feel better Anons.
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'at least I'm getting paid' stories

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 05:44:47 EST 0LCRk4O+ No.4932825
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Post your 'At least I'm getting paid' stories

> Night Guard at station
> Train is 8-12 hours late
> 3 passengers sleeping
> Partner guard can't keep his eyes open.

Shoulda brought a nintendo.

> Kicker is next train is at 6pm; on the same day.

At least I'm getting paid.

And you?
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Sora - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 11:19:52 EST fG+ZdJEN No.4932923 Reply
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>>4932916
We're talking about the parasitic nature of the performer's lifestyles, not the (absence of any) socially redeeming qualities of the video content that results from their goofing off.

They're slackers, and they don't work for a living.
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Lt. Maxwell Burke - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 11:36:47 EST 65l955dB No.4932929 Reply
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>>4932915
No, YOU'RE saying that. You seem to only view the world according to a false dichotomy of capitalism v. communism, when the world has moved beyond 20th century modes and theories of platonic economy.

We COULD be moving toward a post-scarcity economy, where machines do nearly all work, and all people get to goof off for chucky cheese blockchain internet points.

But we aren't. We're still locked into a wage slave economy of fast food jobs, and there's no plan to let people off the hook, and check out of jobs that lack utility. So you have rival companies spinning redunant wheels in a race to the bottom of a death spiral, and half of everyone's effort goes in thw trash. Meanwhile, a pyramid of owners and middle managers lord their status over the levels of coersion, threatening to fire you for missed targets, deadlines, tardiness and absenteeism.

We have dollar stores packed with trash, non-essential businesses everywhere, redundant competitors tying up people's lives because everyone is forced to chase a paycheck, not because their jobs are esssntial. And then we have celebrities who've exempted themselves from the rat race.

Not because they're talented, but because gatekeepers have promoted them into unassailable positions of what might be called a "paid thinker" in ancient Greece. Kingmakers capriciously endorse those whom they might prefer, and it's about who you know, not how great you are.
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Private Eye - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:56:37 EST AWfwc1Mg No.4932962 Reply
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>>4932929
Worse yet, all that competitive redundancy feeds into the exact kind of shit that liquidates the economic value of (supposedly renewable) resources like all the worlds oceans. So there's a rush to market, to dump shit i front of people, and hope it sells (or alternatively, under communism, pump up numbers and demonstrate the strength of state production, to please the politburo, and earn favor as a party member), but unsold surplus deflates prices, and in addition to eradicating bycatch, you also throw product in the trash due to spoliage. Market corrections only correct for non-pershables, that you can sit on for years if the don't sell in season.

uwu

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 11:18:56 EST T0e7Q5sM No.4932922
File: 3.jpg -(80085B / 78.21KB, 666x69) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. uwu
https://discord.gg/KNzz9Wk

>HRT is actually ridiculously cheap
>Already looking pretty feminine just from some light exercise and a decent diet
Time to leave the male gender behind and become a qt girl

Why not join me?
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Yves Jabouin - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:48:17 EST ymjc7A+1 No.4932959 Reply
>>4932958
Oh okay now I get it. I just come from teamspeak time and don't understand this doohickery
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ClaraSimmlenane.sh - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:52:42 EST yHGC4Nds No.4932960 Reply
>>4932952
>like, why is someone operating the "coomer" meme, specifically?
Because it's popular with nazi shooter kids on 4/chan
>why is that valuable?
Seriously? Because they'll kill each other.
>why buy into the false narrative that a meme like that is desirable?
🤔
>there has to be a top-down mandate or command to target the use of that specific meme
Says who?
>there's no demand, so why supply it?
They're even killing each other on military bases.
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The Master - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:55:32 EST cxa5C6AI No.4932961 Reply
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>>4932955
a lot of thess memes target amplifying hormonal cycles (don't jerk off, deprive or engage sexual gratification at extreme intervals, dump chemicals, save them up, intoxicate yourself on medication that gives menopausal women hot flashes and mood swings). when people get hormonal, it flares temlers, and destabilizes decision making. if you look at trends of prevailing mood, and the curves swing high and low, it paints a picture of people riding highs and lows.

if bipolar people make bad decisions and commit suicide at high rates, what do entire social segments look like? this stuff ratchets up the noise level. these are all english language campaigns, in five-eyes countries, so the effect is only suffered in certain political pockets.

What languages do you all speak?

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 06:17:04 EST jBhYcZyb No.4932835
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I'm American but I speak kitchen Spanish and English. Not amazing, but it's enough to get the point across.

Lo ciento para me Espanol, estas todos cucina Espanol.

I want to learn more but I'm stuck on a weird conversational level that has me good at asking for more clean plates but not deep details. I'm sure it's vocabulary and not grammar but still.

Who here speaks multiple languages? How many do you know? How do you practice? I want to be fluent in 3 languages before I kick the bucket but it's been a hell of a slog so far.
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Homer J. Simpson - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 07:05:56 EST bYdyrbrS No.4932854 Reply
It's like anything, you have to keep pushing. For me, I just move to the country that speaks the language and try to get by. I was pretty good in Khmer, learned French way more easily, and I'm fluent in Spanish because I moved around.
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Jay Sherman - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 10:44:13 EST FZ+m4jbI No.4932907 Reply
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que pendejo, póngale cero!
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Basil Chuvingsark - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 10:51:28 EST BirBlzy5 No.4932913 Reply
>>4932835
I speak crass Japanese borne from streets and drunken nights more than textbooks and Chinese cartoons. It's not very useful but it does let you get the right train home

Cum

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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 09:46:50 EST cVA+At24 No.4932896
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How much cum is there?
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Nigel Blorrydale - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 09:50:57 EST 1lCGp8JU No.4932899 Reply
On any given day, probably about 4 billion tablespoons. A tablespoon is about 15 CCs, I'm not going to covert to metric for though.

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