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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

R U Beach Body ready?

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- Sat, 17 Aug 2019 08:26:01 EST f4iyiWKi No.4893274
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Hamsters always are
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NJ Thread

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 21:54:30 EST HB6qayuJ No.4894965
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Post words of wisdom from our robot overlord.
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William Brazzleshaw - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 03:28:57 EST 3C1cuzxJ No.4895088 Reply
Netjester will always have a place in my heart, but he's kind of old tech. I just found /r/SubSimulatorGPT2/ on circlejerk, kind of an "upgrade" to the subsimulator that is somewhat popular, but like netjester, you very quickly realize it's a pretty basic AI.

https://www.circlejerk.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/csoxwy/why_does_everyone_hate_the_new_lego_batman_movie/
https://www.circlejerk.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/cs5fmg/im_a_white_cis_male_roast_me/
A few times I haven't paid attention to the sub and read through whole comment chains just thinking "what the fuck why is everyone in this thread being so retarded and weird" instead of thinking "ahh it's bots"
I'm not sure I'd even advocate for NJ getting an algo makeover. For one, it's charming. And for two, it would be even better to keep an obvious bot obvious, while slipping in a much more passable bot.
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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 10:16:15 EST qLtdSMZN No.4895167 Reply
>>4895032
That post is old as fuck though. People change, I guess.

When people choose absolute pacifism

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 01:35:15 EST R9TB/QmX No.4894336
File: 1566192915820.jpg -(148766B / 145.28KB, 350x382) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. When people choose absolute pacifism
how often do they do it because:
  • They believe it's the most effective philosophy for changing things for the better.
  • They see it as flawed and slow to make changes, but feel it's more important than fighting fire with fire.
  • They do so because of a cultural tradition.
  • They are abject cowards, and recognize that there may be undeniable ethical imperatives to use force to save others, but honestly admit they favor their own self-preservation over them and avoid force for this reason?
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Junior Dos Santos - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 02:40:37 EST uKz/pjwl No.4895084 Reply
>>4895014
Like you seem to not be about anything lol
Oops I took the bait.

I feel fucking

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- Sat, 17 Aug 2019 03:01:49 EST R9TB/QmX No.4893216
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good man
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Nasty Brian Knobbs - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 07:39:51 EST RKOZfxbo No.4893259 Reply
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SLAYER I am also have caught the "goodness".
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Duane Ludwig - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 01:22:52 EST 6Q66WU+D No.4895060 Reply
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Still feel fucking good, man

Bong water as enema or enema water as bong water?

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 07:46:41 EST GOcgyjkJ No.4894521
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Is it better to use bong water for an enema or enema water as bong water? I heard bong water is a breeding ground for bacteria.
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Kazuo Misaki - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 23:40:29 EST QmBs14Cb No.4895034 Reply
i only treat my woman to the finest of dab rig enemas

Goat sharing

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 13:32:42 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4894681
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What if, instead of ride sharing, you do goat sharing? You get like 30 people and then everyone buys a goat and then one day out of the month each person tends to the goat flock. Think of all the goats you could share!
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Burglar Martin - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 23:01:17 EST R9TB/QmX No.4895016 Reply
>>4894991
Goats are dope, especially the ones you sacrifice by throwing into deserts.

just had my first cockbox built

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 12:58:04 EST iRHBa8O2 No.4894663
File: 1566233884659.jpg -(362650B / 354.15KB, 800x1066) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. just had my first cockbox built
RIP my dick when i see my mistress in her heels
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Nate Quarry - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 23:22:51 EST 6JGGBkOu No.4895025 Reply
>>4894997
More power to ya, brah. Shit's wild.

I get a lot of enjoyment out of pain. I cut/hit myself sometimes. It's fun. Sexually, though? I'm not willing to cross that line.
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Simon Cheshire - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 23:33:37 EST iRHBa8O2 No.4895029 Reply
>>4895025
That's interesting. I actually don't get enjoyment out of normal pain, only if it's sexual lol
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Burglar Martin - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 23:47:04 EST R9TB/QmX No.4895041 Reply
>>4895025
I learned that by causing a general endorphine rush such as by punching a hard object I could give myself a very tiny hit of opiates at some point, but I don't recommend this sort of release unless it's on a punching bag.

Destroy my asshole

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 16:36:25 EST rO+GGMpN No.4894791
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I am not afraid of being incredibly irreverent and obnoxious because I have very little moral fiber
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Chen Kenmin - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 20:38:13 EST RKOZfxbo No.4894927 Reply
>>4894921
shhh, he doesn't know that any sort of analysis is just projecting
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Vice Admiral Leyton - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 22:09:59 EST dk0W6TjB No.4894972 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Idol Samuel - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 22:17:12 EST vQCPEDej No.4894983 Reply
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yo OP so are you gonna eat a heroic dose of DXM on camera for us or what?

has anybody else

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 16:08:57 EST YwiQZund No.4894768
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gotten chlorea AND hepatitis a after eating at the same arby's a single time on two separate occasions three months apart from eachother? STOP SHITTING IN MY HAMBURGER
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Idol Samuel - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 21:32:03 EST vQCPEDej No.4894952 Reply
>>4894941
/nom/ exists to both mock and help you on your way to good cookings
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Thunder Hawk - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 21:33:44 EST cxpilczL No.4894953 Reply
>>4894941

i am on the same path that you described but it sounds like you are a little further along than me. im still in the "yeah i really should check out that farmers market one of these days" stage, but i have stopped shopping at walmart at least. yesterday i made some chicken soup with lime, black beans, and quinoa, it was the tastiest thing i have ever made probably
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Burglar Martin - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 22:03:33 EST R9TB/QmX No.4894970 Reply
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>>4894953
Cali had a bunch of really good small farmer's markets and locally sourced grocers. Good stuff, affordable. These days I hardly eat much, but sometimes just whipping up black beans with Mexican spices in a sort of mole is all I really need. The main thing was just being satisfied with simple food and eating veggies with it. You really don't need much as an adult.

Hard Decisions

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- Sun, 18 Aug 2019 16:25:17 EST rO+GGMpN No.4893978
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Would you rather:

Have sex with an 18 year old who has the mind of a child, or have sex with a really beautiful woman your own age with a normal mind?

Have all of your toes and fingers broken in a terrible accident, or almost fall off a bike and skin your knee?

Eat the worst meal of your life, or eat the best meal of your life?
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Burglar Martin - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 21:44:17 EST R9TB/QmX No.4894961 Reply
>>4894958
Thread archive guy, asking permission? Well, I never. At least you're not promoting a pod cast about eating your own cum.

if there is a death certificate for you somewhere

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 14:39:43 EST R9TB/QmX No.4894709
File: 1566239983820.png -(183685B / 179.38KB, 350x266) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. if there is a death certificate for you somewhere
the likely cause is insurance fraud. but, what if it isn't? What if I really did die, but was resurrected? What if I'm me from another dimension? ugh paranoia
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Burglar Martin - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 20:23:04 EST R9TB/QmX No.4894911 Reply
>>4894878
Your paranoia sure is squicky, but reality isn't always so tricky.
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Alain Chapel - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 20:45:27 EST u27gIV8+ No.4894933 Reply
They keep telling me about my death certificate. I need to change it.
I've even traced a comet that has significance to the time of my death.

Help me jerk off

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 21:07:46 EST IiSIjjvW No.4894939
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My tendonitis has made it nearly impossible to jerk off. What can I do? Don't say hump a pillow, that's bad for you.
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Electroshock - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 21:16:41 EST HB6qayuJ No.4894947 Reply
>>4894939
>Help me jerk off
Okay OP, just a moment ago, my mom texted me three retro the future memes, and I was deeply disturbed

How we dealin'?

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 17:09:30 EST rYrwKNO/ No.4894812
File: 1566248970558.jpg -(72881B / 71.17KB, 940x788) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How we dealin'?
What's the best way you guys deal with anxiety?
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Shit Nidgebanks - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 20:11:51 EST Q7G8h1M0 No.4894902 Reply
Mine is completely gone. Really all it took was leaving my comfort zone.

Going for walks, being outside all day, etc.
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Burglar Martin - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 20:20:46 EST R9TB/QmX No.4894909 Reply
Weed really does all i need or anxiety, and less speed for ADHD more modafinil improved things
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Michihiro Omigawa - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 21:31:34 EST d/QY7NjP No.4894951 Reply
I go and work at a local no-kill pet shelter and find homes for cats. And play with cats. I'd say, on average, I spend at least 8-10 hours a week just playing with cats. Gonna do a big fundraiser this weekend, which should be awesome. There's gonna be weiner dog races and trained border collies and shit. Anyway, just being involved in something easy, but emotionally investing is gratifying and reduces overall day-to-day anxiety. Doesn't prevent panic attacks, but that's a separate problem anyway.

AMERICANS ARE FUCKING TOSSERS

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 19:54:52 EST 9pcCD5sp No.4894883
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"Your witty signboards are turning Main Street into Maze Street and I much prefer Maize. Which explains why 90% of American men above 30 are pedofeels." Sackofchaweea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fibDNwF8bjs

#withprostitutionyougettricksandtreets

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