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Satanist thread

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- Sat, 23 May 2020 10:01:56 EST CfQtmxP+ No.5001468
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Satan is for me give me your light please you are the coolest paranormal being
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Weyoun 4 - Sat, 23 May 2020 11:00:43 EST LO7zKYb4 No.5001514 Reply
>>5001468


No gods you pathetic fucking pieces of addicted shits no Satan's either fuck you nb
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Vergil - Sun, 24 May 2020 13:16:29 EST QmqLWc1F No.5002203 Reply
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Republican on the USA and and Tory on the Britain is embodiment of Satan. What purest form of Satan? Lie, and say you is the light.
>but what I do, that I will do, that I may cut off occasion from them which desire occasion; that wherein they glory, they may be found even as we. For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.
2 Cor. 11:12-15

Oh yes, Capitalist such cool, Rephblican much awesome, Tory government is great. Let us all become prostitutes and whore our body to corporations. Come, let us murder innocent brown children, and massacre believers in G-d wherever they be found in house of worship, in they synagogue, in they mosque, in they African USAian churches, yes let us come and burn church and become retard pidor lowlife like Varg. Yes, let us come and lie and lie to lie, sell out countrymen to international elite, come force people indentured servitude to userers, come let us go make war on innocent, overthrow democratic government and install parasite diktatorship, come let us go and enslave and oppress and do so while calling ourselve righteous and Christian. Come! Let us go, and be Republican, and preach openly ourselve be righteous, while in secret and in open we commit ourselve fully to the evil, to sin, to political corruption, to hypocrisy, to greed, to lust, to rape of child like Dennis Hastert and many Tory leadership, come let us rape child in hospital and be friend with Margaret Thatcher, oh come let us go and make war and destroy for tiny Capitalist elite and dissolve even concept of truth with our "alternative fact" and say, now it is "post truth" society.

Yes OP. What wonderful thing. Great thinking. We become all white Evangelical and spread cancer around earth. Let us fuck over widow and orphan, poor and downtrodden, make people homeless and make illegal to feed homeless, fuck over brown people and stranger at our boarder, destroy very notion of empathy or loving relationship, and turn all such people into backstabber and money worshiper. What great society. I wonder, what it start to look like as we transition from petite Luciferianism to achieving Full Satanism society. I wonder, what such project start to look like even.

Minzy~!

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- Sun, 24 May 2020 19:32:06 EST IhFxgbg8 No.5002304
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Minzy appreciation thread
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Haze Smokestack - Mon, 25 May 2020 01:56:10 EST 7JXWX72I No.5002580 Reply
>>5002576
There's no virus here but either way we can smoke on the swing sets like it's highschool I'm down
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Thomas Blathershit - Mon, 25 May 2020 02:32:23 EST N0NQfK+T No.5002607 Reply
are you going to murder Jimin
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Danny Doring - Mon, 25 May 2020 04:15:29 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5002644 Reply
>>5002642
What will you do to him?

bong

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- Sun, 24 May 2020 17:18:57 EST QSowQ79m No.5002255
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This dude back where I worked at the styrofoam peanut factory, like he converted the toilet into like a bong, and you just sorta put your face over the seat. It was pretty bad ass. I went in there and somebody had used a number two, so I fish it out, load it up, gotta do something to get through that shift. Later on when I became an adult I was thinking ya know "that's gross" but man that bathroom was so awesome in highschool...
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ThomasDrorringhetch.pcl - Sun, 24 May 2020 17:21:19 EST Chr3HTu6 No.5002256 Reply
jenkem isn't a crime
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Haze Smokestack - Mon, 25 May 2020 03:59:01 EST 7JXWX72I No.5002631 Reply
Man why didn't you just smoke weed normally why did you have to smoke it out of the toilet like was that ACTUALLY the only way to get through your shift?

Bill Nye, lads

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- Mon, 25 May 2020 01:01:29 EST e1jTmQLl No.5002529
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I really want to fuck Bill Nye the Science Guy. Christ. How do I make this dream a reality?
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James Fupperfoot - Mon, 25 May 2020 03:39:32 EST S0DgWZT+ No.5002627 Reply
Just walk up and ask him if he wants to feel the property of your matter on his bladder and whip it out.
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Cecelia Payne-Gaposchkin - Mon, 25 May 2020 03:41:02 EST PErI9j88 No.5002628 Reply
fuck you for making me realize how fit bill nye is smh

just got another frickin stank token

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- Mon, 25 May 2020 01:19:05 EST lKYSmGnZ No.5002561
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What should I spend my winnings on?
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Mon, 25 May 2020 02:58:23 EST iLikEToleARn No.5002622 Reply
>>5002621
Wait a second wave of people got/ar getting tired, but she'll be fine.
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Jarvis Clengerstone - Mon, 25 May 2020 03:00:38 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.5002623 Reply
>>5002572
Word on the street is if you do a 420x420 sandwhich (sandwhich-buttoning 420 chars 420 times) you get a free month pass to the /matrix/
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Nomdrop Bubbleflopn - Mon, 25 May 2020 03:03:30 EST TEu42V0y No.5002624 Reply
>>5002622
>but she'll be fine.
Don't believe the hoax NJ she's already dead

Cheapo

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- Sun, 24 May 2020 20:02:39 EST +wy2qBPO No.5002331
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I want to buy an authentic Tibetan thankga, but they're all in the $1,000 - $2,000 price range.

Feels bad, man.
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Haze Smokestack - Mon, 25 May 2020 02:12:46 EST 7JXWX72I No.5002588 Reply
>>5002583
It's just Christian prayers, they used to do specific prayers at set hours of the day, and rich people would get super elaborate illuminated manuscripts with those prayers done up for themselves to show off how rich and also pious they were
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Rupert Tacklestock - Mon, 25 May 2020 02:22:06 EST 9XNpb5sT No.5002597 Reply
>>5002331
Why do you want to own one?

I'm against materialism. Which is a fancy way of saying I'm broke.

conspiracy theories FUCKING EVERYWHERE

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- Tue, 28 Apr 2020 10:32:20 EST md9XiEht No.4991311
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I always loved me some conspiracy theories, UFO stuff, Robert Anton Wilson etc. but lately things have just gotten so fucking bad. My parents work a healthcare job and most of the old people they deal with constantly tell them retarded shit about how 5G will kill us all or how Soros is importing foreigners. Also an old friend of mine seems to have really gone down the deep end. We always talked about that stuff but lately he won't shut up about how the elites are only working towards killing off the majority of the population and tried to make me read infowars and qanon crap which is just so obviously astroturfing by rich interest groups or just made up so Alex Jones can sell more filters.

Anyway, got some people around you who also went crazy over this stuff?
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Winthorp Curmudgeon - Sat, 23 May 2020 13:35:49 EST ROpq0DAd No.5001611 Reply
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>>5000579
Alex Jones is limited hangout controlled opposition psyop

Proof

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- Sun, 24 May 2020 19:25:12 EST OQ7JZnS5 No.5002297
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>At home with girlfriend
>doors outside of our room open on their own
>all animals are accounted for in the room with us
>we look at each other and proceed to close the door
>throughout the week items begin moving locations, noises in the other rooms, ect
>girlfriend comes up laughing saying that I'm really good at effects and wants to know how I've been doing the spooky shit throughout the house
>I tell her it wasn't me, but eventually say that I did it in order for her not to freak out about a ghost
>2 days later shes standing in the room when some shirts on the dresser begin moving towards her and fall off
>she tells me "Hey, that was really cool! how did you do that from upstairs?"
>panic and make up some bullshit

>MFW My gf thinks I'm the greatest practical effects artist while I simultaneously freak out that she doesn't know there's a ghost fucking with us
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Azan - Sun, 24 May 2020 21:19:21 EST PyqIoKKu No.5002352 Reply
if there were ghosts, there would be a fuck ton of ghosts, like more than the current world population
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Phyllis Cugglebanks - Sun, 24 May 2020 21:57:59 EST LAXQJ291 No.5002381 Reply
I think that might not be a ghost but some psychopath junkie who is stealing your jewelry and set up some shit in your house that makes noises so you go crazy and think it's a ghost or some other kind of delusion. Or you are the junkie and you are going crazy and hallucinating ghosts and you sold your jewelry for drugs that are so good that they make you oblivious about having ever taken them.

Is there a way to have sex...

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- Sun, 24 May 2020 12:00:56 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5002135
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...ONLINE?!!!
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PollyBendlenidge.msg - Sun, 24 May 2020 21:24:01 EST 3Cr0F64A No.5002356 Reply
>>5002196

you forgot to calibrate your sensors, they're detecting unacceptable levels of you

Elon Musk thread

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- Sun, 24 May 2020 19:47:35 EST 2W6+Enxh No.5002322
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Holy shit these spacesuits look dumb.
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Thomas Gold - Sun, 24 May 2020 20:11:11 EST Chr3HTu6 No.5002333 Reply
they still going through with the live human launch? RIP these guys

Tortoise birthday surprise !!!

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- Sun, 24 May 2020 07:13:47 EST kGHWwyx1 No.5001994
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What gifts did he recieve?
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Easty Beasty - Sun, 24 May 2020 17:28:15 EST fdziGJXu No.5002260 Reply
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Acceptance from his father

Jimin's arms please

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- Sat, 23 May 2020 16:30:53 EST CfQtmxP+ No.5001660
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Ian Gushmed - Sun, 24 May 2020 12:34:05 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.5002178 Reply
>>5002175
Yer a fart in the pipe
A fart gone wrong
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Antonin Carême - Sun, 24 May 2020 12:36:31 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5002184 Reply
>>5002175
Whoa uh huh that is quite heh interesting whoa uh heh huh oh jeez I'm sorry you're pretty.. pretty a girl oh man

N/A

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- Sun, 24 May 2020 18:52:05 EST vIYhKeGc No.5002284
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The world is full of things we'll never see, and beauty we'll never experience.
The world is full of people who refuse to care that they are trapped on this planet with everyone else just like everyone else.
The world is filled with people who couldn't care less about your well-being as long as their interests are stable.
The world is vast and filled with wonder.
The world is only as large as we allow ourselves to experience.
The world is only the way we perceive it to be.
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Fernand Point - Sun, 24 May 2020 19:20:03 EST hdzo1r6M No.5002292 Reply
>>5002284
>The world is full of people who refuse to care that they are trapped on this planet with everyone else just like everyone else.

Isn't that a good thing? Seems like dwelling on this situation would be the best way to make oneself depressed.
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Edward Barnard - Sun, 24 May 2020 19:35:29 EST vIYhKeGc No.5002311 Reply
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>>5002292
I just think it's bizarre more than depressing honestly
pretty sad too

Feels bad, man

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- Fri, 22 May 2020 21:10:05 EST hvCZeERw No.5001208
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I wish I could get drunk with Amicus
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Nick Papagiorgio - Sun, 24 May 2020 19:34:15 EST +wy2qBPO No.5002309 Reply
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>>5001935
Thanks man, good to see at least one other reasonable person on this thread!

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