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I heard you stuck a catfish up your ass

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- Mon, 14 Oct 2019 15:57:00 EST IiSIjjvW No.4914572
File: 1571083020708.jpg -(71872B / 70.19KB, 862x451) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I heard you stuck a catfish up your ass
How did you deal with the spines? They're venomous you know.
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Cliff Compton - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 16:50:25 EST 9mrPg90D No.4914581 Reply
>>4914572
The venom causes swelling and increased blood flow to the puncture sites. It just makes the experience that much more riveting and pleasurable. Unf, kittyfish knows how to wiggle them whiskers.
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Dongi Yang - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 17:08:37 EST +s1jREfL No.4914585 Reply
I tried to stick a hot local catfish up my ass but it ended up being a 33 year old lamprey from Iowa.
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Gex - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 17:16:31 EST 93Lw/LaG No.4914587 Reply
Candiru swim into the urethra and keep themselves in there with the spiny barb whiskers.

"The first documented case of the removal of a candiru from a human urethra did not occur until 1997, and even that incident has remained a matter of controversy."

So uhh

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- Thu, 10 Oct 2019 16:22:42 EST w3/BkVun No.4913557
File: 1570738962338.jpg -(14098B / 13.77KB, 810x456) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. So uhh
Okay so this might sound a bit weird, but I've been thinking the last couple of days, since all speakers can be used as (very shitty) microphones if wired as one, and if you provide a voltage to solar panels they'll light up kinda but not efficiently, most electronic things seem to work both ways only better the intended way. But so... Does this work for monitors too? Could they sense incoming light too, instead of just outputting?
Just feels a bit weird looking at a screen as a potential huge matrix of sensors instead of just output.
I mean I'm not insane, I don't assume this to be true, which is why I'm asking. Doubt HDMI/VGA can send signals both ways. But potentially, could this be a thing, if probing a monitor and intepreting the signal correctly?
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Human Tornado - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 14:12:42 EST yUwOsz8/ No.4914554 Reply
>>4914073
They aren't actively looking at your extensive scat porn history, but they have it all sitting there linked to your identity, just waiting for the day when anyone should ever want to find out what you've been up to.
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Vesto Slipher - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 14:47:13 EST w3/BkVun No.4914558 Reply
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>>4914554
Lots of porn, lots of porn.
Also shiet, ads have gotten weird last couple of years.
Put a piece of electrical tape over my laptops internal webcam, first youtube-ad I get after doing it is a video where they do just that, tape over a laptops webcam. Marketing for a laptop where there's a button to disable the cam instead. Never seen the ad before.
I mean people online have tested out if google is listening in through just integrated mics, and words spoken around the PC after a browser data wipe have effects on the ads served. Only searched it up cause a friend experienced it happening, had a convo with somebody by their PC and then it started serving ads about something they talked about.
The cam going all black must've triggered the ad. Spooky shit.
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Frylock - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 16:06:40 EST f8WD0K6C No.4914573 Reply
>>4914558
I did that years ago where i put duct tape over all the webcams in my house. Within 3 days the ads on anything linked to my gmail had changed to all about school ads and all about drug rehab ads lol there was really no inbetween

FUCK

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- Mon, 14 Oct 2019 02:34:53 EST I7lAunmo No.4914418
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I just banged my ankle on a corner and it hurts really bad. It's even bleeding a little bit. Fuck this gay earth.
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Barry Cockethroat - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 08:51:09 EST hXGNM03L No.4914473 Reply
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>>4914418
Is there any creature in this world more oppressed and downtrodden than the lowly Worker Reuben?
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Mike Russow - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:54:14 EST /x20AW0H No.4914538 Reply
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>>4914418
Any update? If it makes it hard to walk at this point I would go get an x-ray.

are reptilians aware

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- Mon, 14 Oct 2019 11:19:17 EST U4jFhYzV No.4914506
File: 1571066357586.jpg -(20156B / 19.68KB, 282x300) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. are reptilians aware
It is 8am and I drank an energy drank, but I think I'm gonna go to sleep, because it is the next day. Is this bad for my heart I am 28 I do it every few week lol
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Seamus - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:02:54 EST U4jFhYzV No.4914521 Reply
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I just laid back to go to sleeps and I felt two pvcs in a row so im gonna wait 3 hours then go to sleeps
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Drew Gulak - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:04:34 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4914522 Reply
those pickles are very green. congrats on yer green pickles OP
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Drew Gulak - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:05:35 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4914523 Reply
>>4914521
when I have weed I can sleep literally whenever. just had coffee, just woke up, no problem just get stoned and go to sleep. it's a good drug for enabling depression.

Show me your desktops

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- Fri, 11 Oct 2019 19:43:57 EST mYULBLli No.4913935
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and I'll review them and tell you if y'all are legit or not
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question about society

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- Sat, 21 Sep 2019 16:38:14 EST qkT7yKjw No.4908010
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Why can't I just play video games in my free time with out someone judging me for it
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Droz - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 08:34:11 EST P6n7T2JL No.4914469 Reply
it has never been easier to not do shit
poor OP

Fatties

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- Sun, 13 Oct 2019 18:19:44 EST uekoEPOt No.4914302
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Why are fatties so petty?

I'm not super fit or anything, but I try to eat healthily and go to the gym because I care about my self-image like any normal person does (or should).

Now, at work, there's this morbidly obese co-worker who sits right outside my office. We joke around every now and then. but he does always say shit to me like "ughh, I just don't see why you bother being healthy and shit, I just enjoy myself!" or "wow, it must be so boring eating healthily all the time" whenever the topic comes up (usually because someone will bring donuts or pizza to the office, and I won't grab any). I never actually call him out for being morbidly obese, I just play along, but it does annoy me.

He really is disgusting: his rolls of fat, his fat arms, his stubby fingers. I completely get being chubby or having a belly, but letting yourself become obese is just so disgusting to me, and I can't believe this person lacks the self-awareness to realize it.

/rant over
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Slippy Toad - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 01:43:38 EST u2IYsfcu No.4914406 Reply
>>4914336
Any glandular problem can be completely treated with drugs, diet, and exercise. Hypothyroidism is a meme
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Schoolboy Alice - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 04:39:36 EST yKpXdVRR No.4914435 Reply
>>4914406
I always tell people that thyroids are not exempt to thermodynamics

they rarely appreciate that response

but calories = energy, stored energy = fat, energy cannot be created or destroyed, ergo if you burn less energy than you consume you must lose weight. It's that simple. Doing it healthily or at a certain rate is where it gets complicated, but there's no excuse for being fat and getting fatter short of being totally physically crippled.

that was a longer post than I expected when I started typing. Repressed rotund rage.

Financial Health

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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 08:30:21 EST P9ojuMsl No.4895132
File: 1566304221154.jpg -(300711B / 293.66KB, 1199x848) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Financial Health
How healthy is your bank account? No debts? No excessive spending?
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CarolineDupperspear.xlt - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 18:43:14 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4914157 Reply
>>4914155
whenever that happens to me i just put stuff up my butt


Which one's getting the best head

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- Sun, 13 Oct 2019 12:52:34 EST mYULBLli No.4914231
File: 1570985554809.jpg -(294922B / 288.01KB, 1978x1032) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Which one's getting the best head
Is it alvin
Is is simon
Is it theodore
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Sazh Katzroy - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 16:00:30 EST EsJMiczK No.4914277 Reply
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I do not understand modern memes.
Is the joke that rule 34 exists and people are over analyzing it because lolrandom?
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The Iron Sheik - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 18:30:07 EST RKOZfxbo No.4914307 Reply
>>4914277
No it's a phenomenon like the dress or yani and laurel, it's a subjectivity test: an opinion generator, if you will.

UH, CAN YOU FEEL IT, UH CAN YOU FEEL IT

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- Mon, 07 Oct 2019 03:37:26 EST RDhpj8S7 No.4912551
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
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Joseph Lockyer - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 00:21:51 EST RDhpj8S7 No.4912989 Reply
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I CAN FEEL IT, I STILL FEEL IT

Happy thread

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- Sun, 13 Oct 2019 13:04:33 EST vDf+CLGz No.4914234
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Check out this happy thread.

Your life is a success!
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Keegan Friedman - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 13:21:52 EST 5yG7r+R/ No.4914237 Reply
You’re god damn right it is!

I have struggled with mental illness my whole life but through fighting and trying to be better I have gradually improved my various states in life
huzzah
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Zefram Cochrane - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 14:08:34 EST w3/BkVun No.4914252 Reply
Sure, if by success you mean successfully falling apart recursively.
>>4914237
Godspeed my dude, keep struggling. Just don't forget to relax too.

where the californiafags at

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- Thu, 10 Oct 2019 12:34:01 EST QmBs14Cb No.4913470
File: 1570725241993.png -(1111008B / 1.06MB, 840x881) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. where the californiafags at
is your shit dark? is it the purge?

did the police really scribble on a map of california and release it as an official document?
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Doctor Li - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 12:56:08 EST vDf+CLGz No.4914232 Reply
>>4914229
How does that make you feel? Are you at a loss of words?

Would you like to start a dialogue?
I'll start.


Hey Mr. Utility Company. Stop doing that. I have an increased awareness about what you are doing. In fact, I am organizing a campaign online in which discourse about your transgressions may take place.

Unfortunately, since our membership is anonymous and it is forbidden to contact each other, our passive outrage remains largely impotent and out of sight. But know that it is in fact there, and that for a brief moment we contemplated on your transgressions.
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Jack Buzzford - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 13:34:13 EST tIhQbq2O No.4914241 Reply
CA fag, orange county
Shits normal because everything above LA that isn't weed or wine is piggybacking our paradise.
The power companies are retards , but so is CA state govt for protecting wildlife that is extremely prone to wildfires as state parks we can't maintain or work with to prevent fires.
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G-Man - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 13:41:06 EST QmBs14Cb No.4914243 Reply
>>4914229
this is exactly what i expected. fires start anyways, people die directly due to corporate negligence. hopefully this doesn't become the norm

Imagine

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- Sat, 12 Oct 2019 06:45:09 EST /+OXZY3d No.4914070
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A lobster but it's made out of pepperoni instead of lobster
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WilliamBezzledat.cmf - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 12:35:41 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4914106 Reply
>>4914105
I guess that's my problem with it. It's the hotdog of fish products, I've seen how it's made. The taste and feel remind me of cleaning fish processing machines with hot water hoses and I don't understand why the entire nation of Japan doesn't feel the same way.
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Lt. Darien Wallace - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 05:05:54 EST sYX/24kD No.4914200 Reply
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>>4914098
That's what you get! You ignore slippery slopes, and surprise surprise, you end up shooting and spinning down something brutally steep and ungrapsable like a "horrible nay-nay ride!".

People have been putting fake pepperoni on their pizza all this time! Yes, fake pepperoni! Doncha know that pepperoni is supposed to be made from ass? But no, the integrity of pepperoni has to get drowned in the rabid 'Murican obsession with beef. Well then, guess what, you exhibit a lack of standards in that way, and then it's totally due for other parts of the pizza to end up fake besides the pepperoni and the cardboard crust that Jenga Pizza is so infamous for that they even admitted themselves that it tasted so when they promissed it would improve somewhat.

Maybe, just maybe, the tide would turn if you got some standards and went for pepperoni, or any kind of salami really, made properly with actual ass?

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