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- Fri, 21 Jan 2022 00:41:50 EST pqm2QaX6 No.5199649
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post webms NO BAD VIBES ALLOWED
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JennyTootcocke.shtml - Wed, 04 May 2022 21:48:30 EST XakWFP6M No.5215548 Reply
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The webm thread doesn't die

cats therad

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- Mon, 31 Jan 2022 16:29:03 EST sbSwdiRm No.5202754
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Can we have a cats friend thread? They are so funny and weird and cute. The way they move is so abstract, defying gravity and order and are yet their presence is inviting calmness. Looks like what is unpredictable is still trusting and I find this fascinating.
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Grizzly Brownball - Thu, 05 May 2022 14:30:10 EST oZwigHgP No.5215596 Reply
>>5215588
They eat the off parts of cattle all of which are connected with the gods. The young human minds are thug like. Created by the space people on Earth halfway between the genetics of Earth and the shortness of space souls minds till the timeline of the species sinks through further on the Earth and can live longer and comprehend life more thoroughly. Cats would biologically evolve again given the right environment.

what would u do

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- Sat, 30 Apr 2022 18:15:52 EST 0ulFIcVA No.5215261
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what would u do if you were a badass giant monster? would u destroy cities or would you be chill
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Rain - Wed, 04 May 2022 15:29:47 EST b9hJ+3jc No.5215481 Reply
>>5215478
Oh yeah that is jewish hate shit. Didn't see. Just thought it was worms coming out of an asshole.
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James Cromwell - Wed, 04 May 2022 15:38:48 EST PkQDrixD No.5215482 Reply
>>5215481
>Just thought it was worms coming out of an asshole.
Thats what they always think. Thats how it starts, you know.

Gun to ur head

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- Tue, 03 May 2022 22:27:49 EST 5UHgJ5DB No.5215416
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u'r told that u gotta suck one of these ppl's dicks (they all have dicks) till their balls r fully empty which one's dick do u suck?
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Emma Tillingham - Wed, 04 May 2022 05:23:24 EST CIqITxpW No.5215433 Reply
Just a reminder, when people fly into a rage over Dr. Worm deleting posts, this is what they're talking about.
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Frank "Grimey" Grimes - Wed, 04 May 2022 11:37:51 EST 6rzVu6o+ No.5215449 Reply
>>5215433
you say my thread is bad yet u'r posting in it and having fun, interesting
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Adolphe Dugléré - Wed, 04 May 2022 11:47:18 EST RxcBmSL7 No.5215451 Reply
>>5215433
Post a better thread then instead of crying and whining about everyone elses threads all the time

Alternatives to alcohol

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- Sun, 13 Feb 2022 06:55:06 EST I3OPc/Yo No.5206221
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I am an alcoholic but I am sick of the hangover shit. Any alternatives to alcohol that gives you a nice body buzz and kind of fucks you up in a good way? Doesn't matter if its legal or illegal drug. Just looking for something different.
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George Gamow - Wed, 04 May 2022 07:53:18 EST 5ne9h/K7 No.5215442 Reply
>>5206221
I am just gonna disregarding any previous comments of people giving safety and health advise which you clearly are not looking for.

Any type of Benzo will hit the spot, GHB/GBL is basically the most similar to booze as it acts on the same receptors. Other options would include Opiates mostly sedating once like Morphine, Heroine or Fentanyl.
You could try out weed if you haven't but I guess if you already consider yourself an alcoholic that won't really do the trick.
Maybe try out Kava or Gapatentin or Pregablin
Just to name a few
Barbiturates would be an option to if you have access to more exotic shit.
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Boss Jenny - Wed, 04 May 2022 08:00:56 EST +TezkiRK No.5215443 Reply
Cubensis mushrooms but not enough to make you lose your faculties.

Where would you timetravel to?

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- Sat, 30 Apr 2022 21:03:38 EST Op1iQQQZ No.5215272
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Where would you travel to if you had a timemachine???
multiple options allowed!

>I would visit this concert probably take a little bit of acid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X483sUKmMwA

>and I would go to check out the lands of the black sea before the turks raided everyone.
>greater Armenia, Pontus, Constantinople, Georgia etc.

>also I would check out scandinavia before the fucking christians felled the holy trees

where would you go???
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Carl Seyfert - Tue, 03 May 2022 20:25:29 EST +JYdKgQl No.5215414 Reply
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I would definitely go to ancient Greece, especially Athens. It would be so awesome to chill with Socrates and Diogenes, and to sail and roam the islands and land that spawned the myths of the Greek Gods and the poetry of the Iliad and Odyssey.

It's probably my favorite place and time period to learn about, in the centuries before the rise of the Roman empire to the west. It's the birthplace of philosophy, geometry, musical modes, democracy, and all manner of civilization-altering thought that has dominated political discourse throughout recorded history.

I have a book of Greek poems and mythology, and whenever I read it I feel like it would be so awesome to be out roaming the ancient Greek countryside where people imagined these things. Athens gave us the idea of ecstasy, the ecstatic physical state. The Bacchics danced on the hills, tearing and eating wild animals raw, in communion with the Gods, while others sought the ecstatic state through strong wine.

Even besides all the crazy stuff that sucks that happened back then, it would probably be pretty cool to just be able to travel back in time and live out the rest of my life there as an ordinary person and not have to deal with this shit-cock Earth today. At least back then you could just wander off into the hills and consume raw rabbits in a drunken rage and then get eaten by wild animals, but today you're just going to get arrested or put in "mental health care," whatever that even means, right?
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Russel Hulse - Wed, 04 May 2022 02:03:39 EST HsjJX+vH No.5215431 Reply
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Mid-late 70s, i'd take all my deflated cash and go all out live in a penthouse in the Chelsea and snort coke and go to rock concerts and disco clubs all the time

Canada popo state

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- Tue, 03 May 2022 14:09:37 EST 7ZPjsypT No.5215400
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Never felt so violated while visiting a country I'm spending my hard earn money on.
I had to show your fascist totalitarian costume officers where did buy a random object in ebay. Because according to then was laced with cocaine and then another item I had with meth and H.

They even had to admit they were bein retards. Then they question me if I'm part of some destructive cult or if I have "evil" intentions.

Then they told me it was really cool that they confiscated a "baneful witchcraft object".
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Leon Belmont - Wed, 04 May 2022 00:31:41 EST mZKEJCVE No.5215426 Reply
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>>5215400
I love Canadian cops. They actually just got shrooms and marijuana legalized.

Please be respectful. The momentary behaviour of a few isn’t fully representative of them nor a large group.
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Jobs

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- Sat, 30 Apr 2022 01:42:03 EST Ud7caZ+0 No.5215231
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I’ve been looking for some counteroffers lately, applying maybe once every two weeks on indeed, and I’ve finally come to the realization that I really don’t have any credentials for the kind of work I’m already doing. Literally everything in my industry is pre screened by a bot or it’s some engineer working out of his garage claiming to run a machine shop.

How about you guys? Based solely on a resume and verifiable work history, would you hire yourself?
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GrahamSangernet.c - Tue, 03 May 2022 19:15:05 EST WgbD1E91 No.5215411 Reply
>>5215408
I was recruiting for agency work and i'd ring up your last two employers and just confirm dates of employment only.
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Lyle Beerbohm - Tue, 03 May 2022 19:34:32 EST b5rRiUJF No.5215412 Reply
>>5215411
What about your current employer though, some people refuse current employer contact due to conflict of interest. Do you just ignore that
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Species 8472 - Tue, 03 May 2022 20:47:16 EST LXBlnNtN No.5215415 Reply
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>>5215412
Curious about this myself.

>>5215231
I'd hire me. I have a relatively irrelevant faggot arts degree, but a lot of folks I know don't even include what their major was in their resume, and it's at least from a fairly highly regarded University here in DC. I worked as a non-attorney peon in a law firm and rose to a position of management, and now have a 'Director' in my title at a labor union. Wasn't a total lateral shift as most of my work requires investigating wage-theft and regulatory compliance so I think shifting into a Department of Labor or Environmental regulatory role would be fairly simple Or I sell my soul and take a job for the monied exploiters helping them flaunt the rules, especially since the fascists are likely to get back in power and completely dismantle all regulatory agencies and disappear any who worked for them.

daily

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- Wed, 27 Apr 2022 16:11:47 EST 2FZGXzz2 No.5214975
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Im working a demanding but dull work and I wonder, how did I end up in a workplace using 20 (twenty) essential programs to open, before I can even start working?

And im not even counting those programs I have to use additionally. Each have their own password and I mistype them sometimes 3-4 times, causing delays. Can you share some absurdities of your workplace?
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Admiral William J Ross - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 16:12:05 EST aKWPySWC No.5215091 Reply
>>5215090
Yeah being a trust fund baby might get you a sick degree but if you're a chanposting recluse you'll probably end up with a bullshit entry level job. You're supposed to fraternize with other entitled snobs or they won't know you're trying to take over the world with them
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Seamus - Tue, 03 May 2022 06:11:27 EST UfnE6FAI No.5215393 Reply
>>5215090

You really find working a job to be that hard? Disabled people even can do it, man
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Rionoj - Tue, 03 May 2022 07:57:41 EST cGUARiHe No.5215394 Reply
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>>5215090
There's no demand for people so you get minimal pay and overworked and they already have all the machines to make everything without the need for many.
So you will have to whore yourself off to the wants of rich which is a money go round in itself to them. People stay in their jobs to the end and housing is used in a supply for wealth. May as well go smoke some weed and become a philosopher. Mazel Toss.

How 2 B Gangsta

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- Mon, 02 May 2022 07:57:42 EST RP8r8z9V No.5215352
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How do i be more gangsta than i already am ive roamed the streets for years and still live in the hood but i get no love from the street hos or respect from the other street urchins ( note: i also got 0 bodies but earned my stripes in county jail for beaten up my baby momz she also left me )
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Kevin Randleman - Mon, 02 May 2022 19:22:09 EST BDHypn6O No.5215376 Reply
are these girls even 14? wtf

7eet

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- Fri, 22 Apr 2022 17:56:36 EST hcN1zdNR No.5214721
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What does /b/ cum in these days? I have come and gone from the paper towel. The support for the load was meager. The capturing abilities suffer greatly from the flatness.
These days, I have been using plastic cups. They fit every need and more. However I do not reuse the cups even though I am capable (sorry mother earth ((perhaps here amongst some of your loving seeds my mannerisms could change)) ) (. Each cup is used, rinsed and discarded. (Mother Earth, I recycle).
I could reuse the cup but I feel a strange connection to it. Not wanting to encroach upon the ghost of another jizz. There is a strange satisfaction of saying goodbye.
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Sheva Alomar - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 15:02:50 EST 2jvuwKUN No.5215086 Reply
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Thanks for the tasty png, OP. Was looking to print a new shirt.
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Jeffery Huffingcock - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 16:53:36 EST XKZnUycL No.5215096 Reply
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I don't jack off because God told me I'm not allowed to, only She is.
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What is NOT the meaning of life?

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- Fri, 25 Feb 2022 19:35:09 EST 6FCmfd+u No.5208266
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lets find the meaning of life by process of elimination

i'll start: the meaning of life is not:
-picking ur nose
-slapping a giraffe
-showing your penis to random strangers
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Jemima Feltsborough - Sat, 02 Apr 2022 22:46:12 EST ck9MluUY No.5212990 Reply
>>5208266
The meaning of life is not taking pharma pills all day, every day. But it's pretty close I think.
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Russel Hulse - Tue, 12 Apr 2022 22:16:12 EST LNOzbnHB No.5213878 Reply
Cheese isn’t the meaning of life unless it’s got bacon wrapped around it.
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Champion Ian - Mon, 02 May 2022 00:36:41 EST xbCYQA2k No.5215345 Reply
The meaning of life is looking at so much inane crap on the internet that you can’t imagine life without it. Life had no meaning before the internet.

I'm in your home, Alex.

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- Sun, 01 May 2022 17:12:24 EST IjHx0Ltp No.5215317
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Relax, this is going to be quick.
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JarvisSurryspear.gid - Sun, 01 May 2022 20:45:54 EST 9AkaZJiW No.5215337 Reply
>>5215332
i was trying to freak out everyone named Alex (the most popular canadian millennial guy name) but it didn't work

you may have invaded my mind and my body

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- Wed, 27 Apr 2022 23:14:47 EST O1rJ0Pfi No.5215009
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BUT THERES ONE THING A SAYIAN ALWAYS KEEPS
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Charles Bolton - Sun, 01 May 2022 02:07:45 EST Nc0HmJQo No.5215290 Reply
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imma jus start sayin "...MY PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE" to everything now
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William Herschel - Sun, 01 May 2022 18:49:09 EST da8ps494 No.5215325 Reply
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>>5215009
Ectoplasm from the balls, they are a hairy dirty monkey race.

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