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Embarrassing moments

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- Tue, 25 Feb 2020 16:15:14 EST R7z5GcXZ No.4963896
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In this thread we post the most embarrassing things we've done, both sober and on drugs and then let others decide which one was worse. I'll start...

Sober
>14
>I have to do a school project with a girl in my class
>her parents are rich and her house is huge
>they're very snobby and I'm dirt poor
>I'm also very in love with her
>I want to impress her and show her I'm high class too
>so I borrow my uncle's tuxedo which is three sizes too big
>when I get to her home her whole family stares at me and my baggy tuxedo
>they're all sitting in the kitchen
>her mother offers me a banana
>I suddenly get this thought in my head that only poor people eat bananas with their hands
>I want to prove to them that I'm not poor
>so I ask for a knife and fork
>and spend the next 15 minutes trying to eat the banana with a knife and fork
>it's very slippery and keeps sliding over the plate and everyone stares at me in complete silence
>she never talked to me again after the project btw

On drugs
>couple of years ago at a party
>snorted some extremely good speed (it had a light orange-y hue to it)
>party finishes but I'm still buzzing
>meet two guys who are also grinding their teeth like crazy
>they allow me to tag along to their apartment where we can all chill out
>we get there (it's roughly 8 in the morning)
>they thought their housemate wouldn't be home but she is
>she's working on her thesis or something which has to be uploaded in an hours time or so
>she's very stressed and tells us to be completely silent so she can concetrate
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Xerius - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 16:17:29 EST e7M2QMAA No.4964487 Reply
>>4964485
The diarrhea is bubbling inside me. I want to turn everything into my bubbly brew
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Jarvis Feckleford - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 16:18:02 EST 5/XsI/09 No.4964488 Reply
>>4964485
Once you suck a dick, you must suck your own dick. Don't trust the system, man
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Jarvis Feckleford - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 16:19:34 EST 5/XsI/09 No.4964490 Reply
>>4964487
You're disgusting and I love it. If you release your brew I won't tell the mods... I got your back buddy

Sunshine

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- Sun, 26 Jan 2020 18:25:13 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4951377
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Morning! Rise & Shine.
The sun's great.
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Should I call my ex?

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- Tue, 25 Feb 2020 18:28:11 EST WNoDDEY9 No.4963974
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Hey so I've managed to get my sisters to at least sock on food and essentials that would last for at least a month. Should I message my ex and tell her to do the same?
I don't think we'll get back together, I did her kind of wrong and feel a lot of shame.
What would you do?
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Vitor Belfort - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 13:09:22 EST g/fjEcrI No.4964420 Reply
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>>4964417
(The juice comes out of their ass iirc Incase you’re wondering why I call it jizz, it’s some type of special weaponized anus jizz)
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Dr. T'Pan - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 14:38:35 EST KDxD1lu2 No.4964457 Reply
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>>4964417
>grasshopper exudate
I still think it would sell if they called it "fancy locust jizz"

toot toot

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- Tue, 11 Feb 2020 21:54:37 EST P/jZw2bB No.4958245
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What if human genitals made music whenever they were rubbed? What genre of music do you think yours would make?
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Johann Encke - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 12:59:23 EST Ij0CgsDP No.4964416 Reply
Whatever the red team played in the warthog in red vs blue.

Free

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- Wed, 26 Feb 2020 00:25:21 EST vDf+CLGz No.4964218
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Have this

It's free


Share some things that you can have for free
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Team Aqua Grunt John - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 11:20:01 EST cxpilczL No.4964373 Reply
i remember i used one of these to get a free pack of marb's at a gas station in like 2010. i remember the cashier, an older man, looking it over suspiciously, and then proudly exclaiming, "wait a minute! this doesn't say anything about the TAX!" so he made me pay just the tax, like $.82 lol.
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Samuel Fabblehood - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 12:51:37 EST Br313oe9 No.4964414 Reply
>>4964373
>Marbs
When you're a busy man with no time to waste saying the entire name of your cigarette brand, but you have time to take five minute breaks every hour.

black pussy

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- Mon, 29 Jul 2019 19:11:05 EST 8pAhFvjw No.4883666
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have you ever fucked black girls? I got black pussy today for the first time (if you don't count one time with a prostitute years ago). Damn that ass and big tits. Where I live there are fery few black peole and even fewer black women.

She was very busty and had a huge ass but very tight pussy.

inb4 normie shit, I haven't had sex before this in 3 years. She didn't speak my language fluently but it was still really good and understandable.
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machine elves

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- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 13:53:31 EST Raei9chG No.4960686
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so the reference comes up often here i have noticed, of a famous trip report by terrence meckenna, mentioning entities which are met during a DMT trip named by him as 'machine elves'. i myselve have met entities during a DMT trip, but never an 'elfish' being.

have any of you met a 'machine elf'? what was the meaning behind the vision, OR what knowledge or information did it "impart" to you?
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Nate Quarry - Sun, 23 Feb 2020 18:17:12 EST X1RzBUeJ No.4963147 Reply
>>4960686
I'll let you know in a couple of days when I finally get the balls for a breakthrough

Do punks scare black people?

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- Fri, 14 Feb 2020 16:57:18 EST rkltZOAG No.4959381
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I'm a 6'4" punk man. I wear the spiky leather, the mohawk, tattoos, combat boots, etc. Today I noticed all the black people I passed kept looking at me suspiciously while most other people look once or twice and go about their business, I kept getting worried glances. I'm not i some kind of weirdly segregated society like LA. I'm a quiet guy, don't bother people, so why all the weird looks (other than the obvious)?
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NEEED MOOOOAARRR

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- Sat, 08 Feb 2020 16:04:59 EST jiltXr6n No.4956855
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just got a new compooter. pleaz post your best reaction images that my collection may start out triumphantly.
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Archie Singerwine - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 10:55:34 EST ezCIVuC6 No.4964366 Reply
>>4964363
somebody tried to recreate what must be happening in public toilets

New teenagers

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- Tue, 25 Feb 2020 11:55:42 EST jyN5xfWw No.4963787
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Do new teenagers even use the internet? If I was a teenager I would consider the internet to be boomer shit and stay away from social media and shit like that. I figure we are bound to get a generation of kids who find this shit lame as fuck because it's what older people use. When I was a teenager most older people didn't use the internet the way they do now. It was considered cool and cutting edge.

I hope the next generation says fuck this shit and goes outside or starts bands or something.
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Isaac Newton - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 08:14:50 EST PErI9j88 No.4964344 Reply
>>4964296
I've not ignored anyone else so every time I see "This user is ignored" I'd know it's him
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Vitor Belfort - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 10:07:53 EST g/fjEcrI No.4964357 Reply
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Are you serious? I see kids 5 year old with iPads. Honestly I think it’d be the best thing for them if they did go the fuck outside.. Being raised on reality TV and Instagram and hardcore porn and in an age with an eternal digital archive and never going out and doing any real kid shit and breaking your arms, is doing a good job of destroying the human experience.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CPh8QoSdBPM

If I had kids I’d seriously consider raising them in some pseudo-Amish lifestyle without internet and TV like those weird parents do. I do think there’s a danger in people being overly-sheltered, but balls-deep exposure to this shit on a 24/7 basis is clearly a dumpster fire of an idea. This future is just awful I don’t like it one bit.

what if out computers obscenely powerful and

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- Tue, 25 Feb 2020 20:45:10 EST G3Pi7K43 No.4964051
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and one guy decided to program a virtual reality inhabited by quadrillions of quadrillions of conscious artificial intelligence beings capable of feeling pain, and then this programmer guy just programmed insuferable pain in all of the AI and made them live eternally in terrible suffering. wouldn't that be fucked up??!?!?!!!?!?!???!?!!!?!?!?

can you think of anything more horribly evil than this?!?!?!?!?!!!!!???!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!!!?!??!?!
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Anthony Bourdain - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 04:23:00 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4964291 Reply
>>4964288
Why would I need a picture to show me how to put totinos cheese dip on a pound cake and garnish it with fruity pebbles?
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Jointington Lungtits - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 06:58:06 EST Cd3xyBHl No.4964304 Reply
>>4964291
>people who eat garbage all day fail to recognize what objectively is actual food

Can

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- Sat, 22 Feb 2020 15:38:41 EST ZmDdKdNe No.4962726
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How do you open a drink can?
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Anthony Bourdain - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 04:24:21 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4964292 Reply
You don't, you swallow that baby, whole.

Remember to clean your room

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- Sun, 09 Feb 2020 08:33:38 EST +C2fBZda No.4957226
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Or you will end up addicted to benzos and going for coma treatment in a russian gulag.
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What do Kids want?

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- Tue, 25 Feb 2020 14:57:58 EST vDf+CLGz No.4963856
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A subscription to the New York Times

A Chegg account

Grandmother to stay alive
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Emma Blacklock - Tue, 25 Feb 2020 23:28:41 EST BPVDJBbF No.4964173 Reply
>>4964145
"Shocker on Shock Street" had the best cover art. Beast from the East was the second-best of the choose-your-own-adventure series. "Into The Jaws of Doom" was the best one; to play/read it properly you had to keep an inventory sheet and have a d6, and it also riffed off of real-life stuff, like if you had braces or not. "Zapped in Space" was pretty dope, too.

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