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The shit is on fire show

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- Tue, 07 Jan 2020 13:21:01 EST EDxHKjLK No.4942899
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THE BUSH, THE BUSH
THE BUSH IS ON FIRE.

WE DON'T NEED NO WATER
LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN.

BURN. MOTHER. FUCKER.
BURN!
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Basil Bucklewell - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 07:03:04 EST r8Txfzaq No.4948559 Reply
>>4948538
But, Koala means "no water". That makes it exactly the wrong thing to throw at it!

Now, camels on the other hand... camels are a damn great thing to throw at the fire, because they're made for storing huge amounts of water! Lucky for everyone, they have been imported.

Of course, so are those pesky cane toads, but they can't be used because they're walking poison, errr, hopping poison, and if they get burned, in that vaporized state they'll basically be gas weapons. Not good! At least world war one vets should be all dead by now, so the classic prime candidates won't be whining to everyone about post-traumatic flashback onsloughts, but there's still lots of other people, like Sadam's old subjects, bound to get bent out of shape over an itty bitty WMD-gas incident.
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Shawnathon Cuntingfuck - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 07:43:32 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4948563 Reply
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>>4942899
don't let the hundreds of deadly animals bite you on the way out
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Hannah Barddock - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 10:55:01 EST rCh0tnXd No.4948603 Reply
>>4948559
Luckily they've also been killing thousands of Camels because they don't have enough water for them.

Ice to meet you

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- Mon, 20 Jan 2020 03:01:49 EST HgFW2CAB No.4948512
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I recommend you chill.
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hey idiots

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- Mon, 20 Jan 2020 00:38:52 EST +tl14oW3 No.4948403
File: 1579498732286.jpg -(4812B / 4.70KB, 168x300) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. hey idiots
Want to know how to get the schizophrenia poster to go away and stop shitting up b even further?

Stop responding to this faggot he will get bored and have his schizophrenia convos offline


Who knew it could've been that easy?
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John Riccioli - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 03:52:06 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4948532 Reply
did you kno that i don't give a fuck
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Rick Bayless - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 05:05:57 EST fvw/VJfA No.4948544 Reply
>>4948428
Someone is JEALOUS I see.
User is currently banned from all boards

would it be cool if

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 19:03:49 EST QCfol2DQ No.4947626
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I searched your vehicle.

I heard it wasn't cool to hate cops anymore just wondering if you would have anything in there of interest to me
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MarthaSollyworth.dev - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 19:12:24 EST ISrIVywm No.4947631 Reply
I got a package of donuts in the glovebox
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Willow Rosenberg - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 19:36:21 EST tlY6CXc0 No.4947645 Reply
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Would it be cool if I chained you upside down on the grill of my car with an IV that directly pumps your blood into me? I heard it wasn't cool to say no to BDSM anymore and was wondering if you'd be a willing participant.

ITT we chill the fuck out

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 01:07:14 EST rcdrRgxh No.4947283
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Hello.

In this thread, we’ll just be hanging out and having a time.
Maybe you can rest your head on my shoulder and have a little nap.

It’s the zen zone baby
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Imahoe Dickweed - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 13:46:18 EST yq4QpU3a No.4947425 Reply
>>4947423
this is what a total globehead would say shut the fuck up, Elisa

Archer Accuracy

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 03:32:48 EST l1g78wnq No.4947900
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Archer Accuracy ~ Woah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Yp9SjCU5E
Eat that, Hawkeye.
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it shouldve been like this

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 07:58:50 EST antDelQG No.4947962
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not what it was
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Boarder Nell - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 01:03:04 EST 7JXWX72I No.4948426 Reply
chest bursten pussy poppin juice thirsten, pneumatic, orgasmic, explosive corrosive bio fucking machine, lithe in leather, dicks with teeth, 70 year old curtains of beef, all these years and ripley's still fine, accelerationist mind yutani in time when musky sends us to space white girls'll ditch the huskies king dick daddy alien what a find, warmachine, forced to cream, strapped to a chair three mouths working on the queen

dicks with teeth

dicks with teeth

xeno queef

yo they're dicks with teeth
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Boarder Nell - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 02:24:48 EST 7JXWX72I No.4948495 Reply
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this has been MC Bitch Mania of the notorious H.I.F.F.W.E Clan
DJ Quick Richard "Dean" Anderson on the beat

tip your waitress 420chan good night god bless
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Kazushi Sakuraba - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 02:32:08 EST t49SeSW5 No.4948498 Reply
>>4948398
Those appear to be radio tags. Presumably these two are xenozoologists trying to do some kind of catch and release study of the rape monsters from alien.

2020 Wish Thread?

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- Mon, 23 Dec 2019 21:32:38 EST 7TEeD1Fi No.4937800
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Listen guys.... Fucking.... Like 2019. It's almost fucking... Like gone guys.... It's almost gone and I'm like... I'm a guy who's interested in smoking weed all like holy FUCK like.... Getting fucking stoned out of my shit.... Man.... What are you guys looking to get up to in 2020?
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that guy that rekt /b/ yesterday

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 16:39:29 EST eefPiFuh No.4948174
File: 1579469969709.jpg -(5642B / 5.51KB, 225x225) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. that guy that rekt /b/ yesterday
Can't find the post but some people got triggered

Can anyone find it? Was funny
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Samuel L Jackson - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 02:00:23 EST hYveL+Fs No.4948477 Reply
>>4948473
Because its sex moron. Or maybe they're your bitches from another mother.
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Lwaxana Troi - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 02:01:43 EST +s1jREfL No.4948479 Reply
>>4948473
Waiting for a cab or an uber probably. Those bitches went out to party and got too fucked up too quick. The one passed out and the other one is babysitting her lightweight ass and is less than thrilled about it because she is dressed to attract dick she's not going to get now. A classic tragedy and a tale as old as time.

What is the worst name for

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- Mon, 20 Jan 2020 00:38:10 EST 4zZP9FqI No.4948401
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a man and a woman?

And why do you discriminate against _____ and _____?
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Joël Robuchon - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 00:47:46 EST 79DwCdXV No.4948416 Reply
"Silly." It is more effective than you think. Use it against a tough guy

why did canada become part of the 3rd world

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- Sun, 12 Jan 2020 08:42:24 EST PWXdCfDw No.4944800
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it seems that canadians can't be trusted with technology anymore, its too dangerous, canadians are like the iranians these days, they're likely to hurt themselves by accident if you let them have big boy toys
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Boarder Nell - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 01:28:11 EST 7JXWX72I No.4948444 Reply
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bad butt babies got me thinking bout their gravy, no navy in the prairies but we got ram ranches fairies and gary's, no dipping gravy without bread gotta scratch the itch, maybe plan some crimes maybe get rich, maybe nut up bitch man and just go get some fucking head

red in the bank red on the skin, red in parliament but justin's full of sin, bad butt babu would do anythin to win, black face black dick hairy pakistani dads

cock and ass, caucus with some sass, grinding so hard venting radioactive gas, meltdown alert whole plant on the clock, we work hard we play hard we stand on guard

u have been challenge'd

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 20:48:33 EST PWXdCfDw No.4948291
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can you do it /b/?
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Rick Bayless - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 00:17:34 EST fvw/VJfA No.4948394 Reply
>>4948393

They gonna waste all that delicious meat???
User is currently banned from all boards
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Basil Bucklewell - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 00:42:17 EST r8Txfzaq No.4948408 Reply
>>4948394
Fuck no. It'll get burried very hastily to serve as fertilizer and shit. Where do you think all those gobs upon gobs of oil come from?

everyone listen

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- Sun, 19 Jan 2020 19:23:33 EST Vq6SrlCw No.4948234
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you're all a bunch of little 18 year old seniors running around, telling shitty jokes on a dead website that's only amusing to the mentally ill, the intellectually retarded, or yourselves, and the reason why it continues to keep getting worse is because the user base is mostly shut-in white kids who rely on anime consumption, lack social awareness in online situations, and have panic attacks at the thought of being confronted both irl and online by the gang of newly pubescent "ethnic" kids on here who speak English as a second language. It's like a little kindergarten full of unwanted outcasts who are on two spectrums: one being desperately lonely, horribly frail and skinny 18 year old's/GED flunkies who barf incredulous honesty and hate, and two being rowdy roddy pipers desperately trying to bully the first group because of their own insecurity and the fact that they're getting picked on by the bigger kids at their high school or at home by their own parents. I really do not believe there is anyone over the age of 30 on this website, and if there are, they are just living out their old isolated and awkward cliques from back when they were in grade school. Also, people self-segregate based on intelligence and if adage holds that you're the average of the people you group together with, then you're all pretty much doomed.
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Keiko O'Brien - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 22:14:24 EST ISrIVywm No.4948342 Reply
>>4948340
Now that you've established that, are you dudes going to kiss or what?

Khat

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 18:09:14 EST I20Pc09N No.4947597
File: 1579388954672.jpg -(107327B / 104.81KB, 960x638) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Khat
Has anyone here ever tried khat? I'm very interested in it, but it seems impossible to get in the USA, and I don't know if I feel like going to Yemen to get it.
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Lt. Cmdr. Calvin Hudson - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 22:16:52 EST ROpq0DAd No.4948343 Reply
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>>4947597
>go to Yemen
>join the Houthis
>befriend a falcon
>shoot down a Saudi fighter jet
>hunt birds with your AK-47
>destroy imperialist oil refneries with an improvised drone
>marry a beautiful chocolate lady
>get absolutely fucking twisted on khat
Do it, OP.
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Worker Eugene - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 23:36:36 EST TFC0FsTx No.4948371 Reply
>>4947597

Don't go to Yemen, go to Somalia and become a khat chewing pirate and conquer the seven seas.

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