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you may have invaded my mind and my body

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- Wed, 27 Apr 2022 23:14:47 EST O1rJ0Pfi No.5215009
File: 1651115687227.webm [mp4] -(8092236B / 7.72MB, 640x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. you may have invaded my mind and my body
BUT THERES ONE THING A SAYIAN ALWAYS KEEPS
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Charles Bolton - Sun, 01 May 2022 02:07:45 EST Nc0HmJQo No.5215290 Reply
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imma jus start sayin "...MY PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE" to everything now
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William Herschel - Sun, 01 May 2022 18:49:09 EST da8ps494 No.5215325 Reply
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>>5215009
Ectoplasm from the balls, they are a hairy dirty monkey race.

post ur desktop

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- Tue, 18 Jan 2022 18:48:21 EST MEOgq3CH No.5199087
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and i'll judge your mental health
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Jack Crommlebure - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 12:37:39 EST vGDbOb6C No.5215242 Reply
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>>5199087
Here, but don't bother, I'm practically Alex from a clockwork orange in drag
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Jack Crommlebure - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 19:29:24 EST vGDbOb6C No.5215268 Reply
>>5215244
it is. good taste for having alchemical art though
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How kinky it is

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- Wed, 27 Apr 2022 07:42:03 EST 7mYMLLw0 No.5214948
File: 1651059723372.jpg -(17783B / 17.37KB, 512x512) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How kinky it is
To have sex without showering for a week? Me and my gf have already decided to transcend the bourgeoisie concept of "personal hygiene". We're planning on fuckin without showering for a week.
We don't even need to brush our hair anymore and it looks healthier with its natural oils.

Also Napoleon once wrote to his wife to stop showering the moment she received the letter because he wanted to fuck her with her natural scent of ONE WEEK.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO TELL HER TO SIT ON MY FACE AND AFTERWARDS, I'LL GO TO A MALL AT THE COURT FOOD AND RUIN ALL THE PLASTIC PARASITE FASCISTS' DAY WITH MY NATURALIST AURA.

I Also like to mark my territory with my ass crack, taint, ball spices/sweat.
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Grote Reuber - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 17:35:18 EST 3qO1//Le No.5215207 Reply
This is how new stds are made

Room mate

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- Thu, 28 Apr 2022 14:39:10 EST b+l+/Bov No.5215082
File: 1651171150261.jpg -(193303B / 188.77KB, 1280x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Room mate
Whenever my room mate and me are watching television and a good looking woman appears on the screen, he'll invariably say something like "I'd suck those tits all day, don't you worry!" "I'd stick my shlong up her snizz, don't you worry!" or "I wouldn't mind licking her butthole, don't you worry!"

He always looks me straight in the when he says "don't you worry!".

What does he think I'm worried about?
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Aqua Admin Simon - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 19:05:18 EST rQ7cpgY5 No.5215215 Reply
why don't you ask him? if you make it awkward enough he might stop it.

What a fuckin coward you are DR worm

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- Fri, 29 Apr 2022 15:40:43 EST AHRIJGx1 No.5215191
File: 1651261243795.jpg -(134406B / 131.26KB, 632x947) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What a fuckin coward you are DR worm
You demons. He brought the race card first.
Not my fault public educated retards are trigger happy.
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JamesDartgold.bfc - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 15:45:12 EST DConxynO No.5215193 Reply
10/10 trolling from Dr worm
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Friedrich von Struve - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 15:46:54 EST AHRIJGx1 No.5215195 Reply
>>5215193
Trolling? can't even ban me. I won.
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Wake & Shake

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- Fri, 29 Apr 2022 06:20:10 EST H+cKrJbj No.5215156
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I'm sure all of you on here are well-acquainted with the "wake and bake" concept, where the first thing you do upon waking up is get high.

Well, what about this revolutionary idea:

>Wake & Shake

In other words, you wake up and before you do anything else, you whack it. I usually crank it late at night, but I'm going to flip it around and starting cranking first thing in the mawnin. Maybe I'll be less stressful or pre-occupied by thoughts of juicy melons and tight peaches.

What do you fellow heathens think? I'm going to try out for a whole week. Seven days of science! I'll report back and let you all know how I'm doing.
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Grote Reuber - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 12:10:49 EST 3qO1//Le No.5215180 Reply
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>>5215178
My only post in that thread was the notion that on 420chan you must say that you turned 30 and you get instant partymode on. If you think that's edgy, then boy oh boy you don't want to see my dark side *grins*
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CyrilTurveyville.pot - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 12:16:46 EST 5UaDJbB2 No.5215181 Reply
>>5215180
Oh wrong ID maybe.
Whatever. One poster took over the thread and was being an edgelord.
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Phineas Drandercocke - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 03:56:32 EST fM/WWOti No.5215237 Reply
>>5199087
In my experience, doing it in the morning kind of robs me of free energy I'd otherwise use for some pushups or whatever. I'll just lightly regret not saving it for the evening, where it would help me sleep.

jesus christ

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- Wed, 02 Mar 2022 18:52:10 EST D98lvW9T No.5209255
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Did jesus exist?
they say he could turn water into wine, heal the sick, and feed the masses...
more than likely they would have tested his abilities and they didn't exist, or he didn't exist. its crazy to throw away an asset like that, he can heal, feed, and wine the troops as a prisoner.

that to me seemed to be enough proof to discredit this super human. but then I started to think about the last supper where he symbolically fed them his blood and flesh.
think about this in a necromatic fashion, by eating him we become one with him, and so his apostles carried in them the essense of jesus and when he died they were able to continue the spell through fully formed astral body.

no?
high as fuck here and would love to hear your views on this.
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Cammy - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 07:16:17 EST NRcg4hKu No.5215052 Reply
>>5215050
But this is a thread completely dedicated to discussion about Jesus Christ. If I was posting about Jesus and the Bible on threads about random topics, you could say what you have said. Do I not have the right to post in a thread about Jesus simply because my perspective is completely Christian?
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Martha Gepperchetch - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 07:20:51 EST MQMo/zEy No.5215053 Reply
>>5215052
It's not your opinions, it's your behavior, and you know it. People aren't going to go with you. Shoo.
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Cammy - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 07:27:16 EST NRcg4hKu No.5215054 Reply
>>5215053
I posted scriptures only for the guy who has already read them and has developed a certain amount of respect for them.

Sensory Deprivation Tank Drugs

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- Sun, 24 Apr 2022 19:55:07 EST Xt172fxi No.5214807
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Taking into account feasibility, enjoyment, and side effects, what would be the most fun rugs to use in a sensory deprivation tank? Weed? Acid?
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Major J Hayes - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 02:54:52 EST OJCcTDK5 No.5215025 Reply
>>5214807
i mean... obviously ayahuasca is the only way to go.
the actual trip lasts over three hours, its nothing like what i hear about smoked dmt.
aya sounds stronger
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My Ukrainian spiritual brother

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- Thu, 28 Apr 2022 00:13:14 EST YNSeu7SV No.5215012
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What a lucky bastard. Getting fresh meat like that.
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Luiz Cane - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 00:52:31 EST 07HpVyCI No.5215014 Reply
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ever changing tides a breeze the shoulders, it could all come crashing down in the blink of an eye

watched this video on some mischievous ukranian/russian friends trying to swim inside Chernobyl & explore abandoned reactors, week later they are no longer together & the last video they uploaded 2 days ago was one of them approaching an apartment complex that had just been bombed at 3am or so & going around talking to people shellshocked; offering to help them; getting them in touch with the "emergency disaster" unit
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Punt Speedchunk - Thu, 28 Apr 2022 01:01:45 EST YNSeu7SV No.5215015 Reply
>>5215014
The one that goes scuba diving on nuclear industrial stagnated water?

life hacks

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- Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:24:07 EST Kht+jIy4 No.5214923
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Toothpaste is invisible if spread correctly on a toilet seat
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Raisha Saeed - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 21:42:06 EST zQweV9OK No.5214932 Reply
>>5214930
are you implying you glue yourself to your toilet seat with semen?
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the lamest bands/artists

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- Tue, 01 Mar 2022 13:03:58 EST YIwqDmr7 No.5208976
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guns'n'roses
ac/dc
U2
Nickelback
Megadeth*

*maybe the least bad on this least, but still boring as fuck, especially compared to how wild, imaginative and technical modern metal is. Feels like a lot of older metal that tried to survive on technical ability alone got "obsolete" really fast

also, the music board might as well not exist lmao, last post was two (2) days ago
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Hank Murphy - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 23:13:33 EST /C8Fmpgt No.5214935 Reply
>>5208976
>>5208976
telekinetic walrus is suck as fuck holy shit

they got rid of the dude that was the only kool guy in their arrangment and even then they sucked

the dude with the laptop ran away to georgia with some groupie and ditched his girlfriend who housed him in her warehouse and he teaches "ableton classes"

fuck telekinetic walrus shit sucks
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Admiral Hayes - Wed, 27 Apr 2022 00:47:44 EST rltDAh6W No.5214940 Reply
I have many terabytes of music collection I just gave up on and just use the streaming services. It's too hard keeping it up to date, so much music, 3 minute songs is like collecting T.V adverts. Anything already listened to or lame just don't bother.

Add to the drawing

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- Tue, 12 Apr 2022 19:50:04 EST 6YGEwTxy No.5213853
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Okay I am going to start a drawing and then you add to it
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its 420 but I don't feel it anymore

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- Wed, 20 Apr 2022 07:30:32 EST rzMkf2hB No.5214536
File: 1650454232296.gif -(97655B / 95.37KB, 540x405) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. its 420 but I don't feel it anymore
Today is the first 420 where I just don't really feel it
I've been smoking for like 13 years now I think and over the last two years because of the lockdowns I started to get into a really unhealthy habbit of smoking from dusk till dawn
I feel like as soon as I start going sober I notice what a ruined wasteland everything has become since 2020
I want to do a lot of stuff but at the end of the day I just kinda wait around for the next day
I hope that the universe throws something good in my direction
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Fuck Higglefoot - Sun, 24 Apr 2022 03:18:17 EST Op7qZLu/ No.5214786 Reply
>>5214784
sorry natasha ive been working on upping my introvert stat
so far ive figured out that living in a shack in the woods just might do it

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