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- Fri, 13 Dec 2019 03:27:24 EST 4gRPRm/Y No.4932403
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Hello, fellow males. My wish is to experience an orgasm. Can you help me with that wish? I want to get my peepee hard and I want to rub and jizz all over the place. Would be cool if you can help me with that, because you usually love sharing images that make me cum.

Have this beautiful flower as payment in advance. Thank you.

I love your pajamas

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- Thu, 12 Dec 2019 20:36:48 EST vDf+CLGz No.4932300
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I love your pajamas

I love your pajamas


I love your pajamas
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SidneyGillerdale.grp - Fri, 13 Dec 2019 01:54:37 EST t49SeSW5 No.4932393 Reply
>>4932356

>taste good
>crunchy exterior
>juicy mushroom interior

I don't get this football guy. Perhaps mushrooms simply violate his sense of aesthetics? Like they just clash with the ambiance he's trying to create?
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Firebreather Molly - Fri, 13 Dec 2019 02:16:39 EST TepoEAyI No.4932397 Reply
>>4932396
I smoked a cigarette and stood out in a field watching that last fool moon of the decade

What you in for?

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- Thu, 12 Dec 2019 23:59:32 EST 93Lw/LaG No.4932365
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-What you in for?
-Mei xin.
-Information?
  • : |
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RebeccaDrirrytark.pm - Fri, 13 Dec 2019 00:16:17 EST 7FeCSdFv No.4932371 Reply
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>>4932365
Gufkcing doin it up right, gnarley

daddy's buying a BIG box of wine tonight!

Cooking is Indeed Bourgeois

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- Sun, 03 Nov 2019 19:33:10 EST cj0XroRI No.4919745
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It takes a lot of extra time, and if you have extra time to cook then you don't even need to work that much to live, which is a characteristic of the bourgeois
It requires additional tools that may or may not be very expensive
It often requires additional expensive kitchen electronics
it requires practice, and if you have time to practice cooking you're bourgeois

When was the last time you've seen homeless people use their carefuly sharpened damascus steel knives to cut their steak and then cook it on their Whirlpool™?
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Shit Sottingfoot - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 15:39:35 EST ROpq0DAd No.4932229 Reply
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>>4932171
In my experience, theology students are either training to become catholic priests,

or areligious hippy types who just wanna learn about other cultures and expose themselves to different conceptions of the cosmos and expand their mind, man
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The Blue Meanie - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 23:15:16 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4932341 Reply
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>>4932225
>jewish blackbloc riot shit based on
>sumerian mythology".
Not one of these is not cool

>Christianity is proto-Marxist jewish blackbloc riot shit based on sumerian mythology".
That, is why it is best ideology in whole world thank you

How do I be a lazy piece of shit?

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- Wed, 11 Dec 2019 18:04:26 EST nArjsrgJ No.4931973
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I usually work 6-7 days a week and have never once this year said "FUCK IT IM CANCELING EVERYTHING" until today.

How do I be a lazy piece of shit? Should I postmate food? Suggestions
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Sidney Dinkinsidge - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 23:28:45 EST vDf+CLGz No.4932352 Reply
>>4932350
Is there a way I can do a reverse of that so that I can feel my cock without my penis feeling my hand?

Time is relative to the observer

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- Thu, 12 Dec 2019 23:55:37 EST vDf+CLGz No.4932364
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The Brooklyn riverfront was a maze of rusty containers, sharp-boned cranes looking up from the snowstorm. On a night like this you couldn't help but think of the dark army of dead men, sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes in line. No Minotaur lurked in this labyrinth, but somewhere out there, on the clanking deck of his cargo freighter, the skipper of the Charon was waiting, like the ferryman of the river Styx.
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Duane Ludwig - Fri, 13 Dec 2019 00:05:14 EST Q19bBrKb No.4932367 Reply
Slowly I released my finger from the trigger, and then it was over.

Time is passing by fast

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- Fri, 22 Nov 2019 18:49:01 EST mowVyyoz No.4925970
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Sometimes I’ll watch a video on YouTube I’ve watched in the past and I’ll see a comment I posted under it that says it was from four years ago or so. Time passes by really fast.
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Crowbar - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 23:47:26 EST YwiQZund No.4932360 Reply
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>>4932309
Walter MAN, what the FUCK are you doing!? What the fuck does this have to do with Vietnam? None of this has anything to do with Vietnam, man. Put the fuckin' gun away before you get us disqualified.

nothing to do with the gulf war either

DXM

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- Thu, 12 Dec 2019 23:10:14 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4932338
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Is not /benz/

Where did this idiot even come from. Did Big stormfront sell him to us for add money?
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Jannar - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 23:24:58 EST +s1jREfL No.4932351 Reply
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Ride

Or

Die

What that means is I tell a neggi bye bye and pop him in his right eye. Look at all these off brand niggas talkin shit sayin they got figures bigger than jiggas that bullshit. Hope they know that around me talking about what you got

Will

Get

You

Hit





what you niggas want
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Alex Shelley - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 23:34:02 EST 7E19LjVj No.4932355 Reply
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>>4932349
I'm a veteran. Thank me for my service. I've been on three tours to Iraq and Afghanistan and to Twentynine Palms. Got medsep'd out from stepping on an IUD. Drink DMX every once in a while to make me rethink about the shit I've done in the past, but feel cool about it. Gotta be once in a while to prevent Olney's lesions.

IS /benz/
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Sidney Dinkinsidge - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 23:38:30 EST vDf+CLGz No.4932357 Reply
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>>4932355
Cool, my friend got blown up by an IUD. Now that we have that in common can you tell me how much to take?

Or are you some kind of fucking republican

hello how is your mom?

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- Wed, 11 Dec 2019 20:17:31 EST Oawt5Nv8 No.4932009
File: 1576113451643.gif -(722903B / 705.96KB, 302x300) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. hello how is your mom?
can you call her and make her write a post in this thread PLEASE? tell her i said hi
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Sidney Dinkinsidge - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 22:34:41 EST vDf+CLGz No.4932328 Reply
Im scared of not having tight pussy is anyone scared of this?

my penis is naturally big though so should i have to worry about not having tight of pussy? ive pussy where i sort of needed to be less tight or i thought the grip was too hard so i was like

i said that lol you grip me so hard it kind of hurt and she was like sorry


anyway that was a mother of one so i had sex with a mother. so i mean is that weird that her vagina was so tight on my penis or does that mean i just have a girthy cock?
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Sean Combs - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 22:45:54 EST e7M2QMAA No.4932329 Reply
>>4932328
I think that she was just using advanced pussy-muscle techniques to pleasure herself on your dick. Some women know how to do that shit and it hurts sometimes.
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Moleman Manyblunts - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 22:46:35 EST BirBlzy5 No.4932330 Reply
>>4932328
I have encountered Asian ladies with uncomfortably small vaginas. As in it just isn't pleasant for anyone.

It prolly mean you got a big ol dingus though

Requesting a quick photoshop.

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- Thu, 12 Dec 2019 21:31:37 EST IwnwbTUY No.4932317
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If only someone efficient took the handshake from this..
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Gordon Ramsay - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 21:32:51 EST IwnwbTUY No.4932318 Reply
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And photoshopped it over this.
Pretty please.
It's going to be put to good use.

Have a nice day

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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 04:32:43 EST JZ6djD+M No.4922560
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This is what a pineapple looks like when it starts out
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Artemis Croakinsmack - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 19:37:11 EST EayJf33h No.4932282 Reply
>>4932232
Jesus christ Adam Sandler movies are so fucking worthless.

Why give any information at all about what's going to happen?
>You have an appointment with Hitler at 4:00
>You have an appointment at 4:00
>YeR tElEgRaPhInG ThE gAg at 4:00
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Jannar - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 20:29:57 EST +s1jREfL No.4932296 Reply
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>>4932282
The joke is a brick and you need to make sure you aim square for the head of the lowest common denominator. That way you'll be sure that it won't go over anyone else's head.

Imagine Being this guy

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- Thu, 12 Dec 2019 10:28:58 EST 7WphTLxP No.4932164
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look at him
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EmmaBubblechudge.aif - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 12:56:51 EST dt5kXUkg No.4932191 Reply
>>4932177

Had more than my fair share tbh, and in my experience one person who knows what you like inside and out + have a genuine emotional connection with is magnitudes more gratifying and sustaining. Random hookups are just masturbating with another person, shit gets real sad after a while.
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 12:56:53 EST iLikEToleARn No.4932192 Reply
>>4932191
If you like is a wrestling connection past that.
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Joret Dal - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 19:38:16 EST 72T9bKyW No.4932283 Reply
I do look like this guy. He looks like a completely typical black dude with some necklaces on.

DXM

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- Thu, 12 Dec 2019 18:02:08 EST vDf+CLGz No.4932254
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The semester is over and I would like to do drug/

Is DXM worth doing, or is it like eating a bunch of nutmeg or taking 20 benadryl?


Is it better than alcohol?
Also do they make DXM only brands?
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Moleman Manyblunts - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 19:15:05 EST BirBlzy5 No.4932278 Reply
>>4932274
This. It's good though. Best OTC high available. It's a legitimate drug.

It'll make you nauseous, however. Gel tabs are best to avoid that. Syrup is cheaper but much more disgusting. Can also chew ginger and eat a light meal beforehand, or even take 1 DPH pill ahead of time.

Use http://dexcalc.com/ if you're not retarded and can figure out number of mgs per ml. I wouldn't trust anything that gives you ml measurements.
Strengths can vary in a formula around the world.

For a first time I'd recommend a low 2nd plat. That will give you an idea of if you like it and want to do more.
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Kaz Hayashi - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 19:16:03 EST okc13FMB No.4932279 Reply
>>4932277
40 * 15 mg = 600 mg

yeah that's right with robogels. they make you nauseous though.
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Kaz Hayashi - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 19:16:55 EST okc13FMB No.4932280 Reply
>>4932279
def eat some ginger (dont just chew it, swallow it)
and take dph for nausea is right

One day this war's gonna end

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- Wed, 11 Dec 2019 20:50:42 EST vDf+CLGz No.4932020
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Cersei Baratheon - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 15:31:05 EST +s1jREfL No.4932227 Reply
I lived though the cola wars and saw a nation torn asunder and thought I would never see society degenerate into that kind of barbarism again. Then the chicken sandwich wars started and I realized that I was previously disillusioned with mere child's play, the brief reprise from the waking nightmare of the pepsi challenge was just here to lull us into a false sense of security before the real hell on earth unfolded. God have mercy on our souls.

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