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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

INTERNATIONAL CHIMPANZEE DAY

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- Mon, 15 Jul 2019 11:04:58 EST sX+jRtNc No.4877561
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LIGHT ONE UP FOR THE BEST MONKEY OUT THERE
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Giada De Laurentils - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 15:23:04 EST E0x8KwQY No.4893505 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

Drunk Threda

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- Sun, 18 Aug 2019 23:38:02 EST l1g78wnq No.4894262
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When I get really drunk on wine, I start wishing all my blood vessels were carrying wine rather than blood. I have some minor medical issues that cause me some pain, and the alcohol numbs and dulls them: if wine ran through my veins, I legit would be able to cope better.

It's just a really cathartic feel. I wish I could take CBD or something, but I have a gov't job, and they test you for drugs if any incident happens.
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Tomoka Nakagawa - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 05:50:24 EST tWa0MEO6 No.4894485 Reply
>>4894482
Agreed. I'm at that point. I just want everyone here to be ok and to have whatever closure they need. I'm just having some extra emotional release that comes with the extra part of the experience.
nb
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Molly Nungerstitch - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 07:23:58 EST R9TB/QmX No.4894509 Reply
>>4894503
Actually that works pretty well for me, too, when I've got the spins from being too drunk after a little weed. Always better assisted of course.

I'm too drunk

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 02:51:03 EST rO+GGMpN No.4894381
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i'm going to puke

what the fuck why, hoyl fuck
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Molly Nungerstitch - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 02:53:31 EST R9TB/QmX No.4894386 Reply
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smoke weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
feel better
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Tomoka Nakagawa - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 03:37:56 EST tWa0MEO6 No.4894409 Reply
If it helps, I've puked a couple times, and have passed out a few times more than that.

I'm expecting you to have puked by the time I've posted this, if not,get to a toilet now and get it over with.

Life is good. I almost laughed so hard I threw up last night. That's how good it is.
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Amy Finley - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 06:55:07 EST g7SqqzRX No.4894498 Reply
if you ever feel like puking
don't sit still, instead walk around
it will help

networking

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 01:04:56 EST uP6a0Wqu No.4894313
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I'm a cynical and apolitical nihilist, but I do like networking opportunities.

Should I join the college Republicans on my campus so I can befriend some lonely right-wing sperg and then get his rich dad to hook me up with jobs after graduation?

Yeah, I know, total scumfuck move but it's a eat or be eaten world out there in capitalist America.
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Kira Taban - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 03:58:36 EST gSrYNzAZ No.4894425 Reply
>>4894418
Well failure was punished as a child for me. I guess I'll just put on some leather kinky shit and get my ass fucked by an 8 foot tall minotaur while I scream quotes from Nietzsche.

Nah Pierre, I'll never be able to get over the small possibility of an afterlife. I should probably just visit /other/ or /dis/ and get my shit sorted out that way but damn son. ket is spensive yo.
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Pierre-Simon Laplace - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 04:02:57 EST rO+GGMpN No.4894428 Reply
>>4894425
death is a very complicated form of heaven to the atheist, but since you are not one, then it will forever be your hell

what if your entire house was made of strawberry jelly

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- Sun, 18 Aug 2019 22:08:02 EST L8No0HMc No.4894216
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wouldn't that be silly
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Pierre-Simon Laplace - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 02:12:22 EST rO+GGMpN No.4894356 Reply
>>4894354
from a food porn perspective i balk at it. as a consumer of food, you bet i would eat that shit up

B4k 3 Sk00L

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- Sun, 18 Aug 2019 18:09:49 EST rO+GGMpN No.4894057
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Anyone else's classes starting soon?



Mine start tomorrow
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Pierre-Simon Laplace - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 00:06:37 EST rO+GGMpN No.4894277 Reply
>>4894264
I respond this way because I demand order. Chaos stabs at me like a psychic knife. The claws of indecision rip into my ego and my thinking is spilled out onto the floor of my own despair. I can never look back because the murderer is forever following me, chasing me. He's the ghost of my missteps, the illusion of his legs stretch out to trip me. When I turn around I see myself reflected, chiding and bullying but always ready to attack at the foundations I laid in haste, my values slowly eroded by the tectonic shifting of my own personality. What a fool I've been, I hear echoing in the chasm of my own mind. I cannot sit alone for I stir and fester in the prison of my ideals. No one but me could refuse to open the locked door of my prison cell, the very key in hand. Forever do I fumble for those keys, but they slip between my fingers like liquid racing thoughts. What was meant to unlock the gates of heaven are now used to open the doorway to a personal and indifferent hell.
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Molly Nungerstitch - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 01:20:50 EST R9TB/QmX No.4894324 Reply
>>4894277
Why demand order when peace can probably achieved simply by destroying the insincere? The world doesn't have to be orderly, only just.
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Pierre-Simon Laplace - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 01:23:43 EST rO+GGMpN No.4894326 Reply
>>4894324
Goddamn this beer is good! Everyyyy bodyyyy wants to change the worlddddddd

Emigrating

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- Sun, 18 Aug 2019 19:32:57 EST l1g78wnq No.4894092
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I legitimately would like to emigrate from the US to some more sensible country. Places like Canada, New Zealand, Spain, the Scandinavian countries, or even Chile/Uruguay would be better than here.

Problem is I'm not wealthy, nor is my job that prestigious or advanced enough to get much consideration. I sense the US is just a ticking time bomb at this point, and my gut feeling tells me it won't be much longer until the tipping point. It's going to get bad here, and it's already too late.
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Edmond Halley - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 00:51:32 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4894304 Reply
if I had to move to another country I guess I'd move to north korea

If you HAD to tattoo an image from your image folder on your forehead

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- Mon, 05 Aug 2019 13:44:33 EST L8No0HMc No.4886225
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which image would you tattoo?
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Alberto Crackplough - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 22:14:40 EST LjcTFSHJ No.4894221 Reply
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I think I'll go with this one.

Rampancy/Mania

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- Sun, 18 Aug 2019 22:35:18 EST DVEKL8g0 No.4894230
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Rampancy is a three stage process, in which an Artificial intelligence achieves an enhanced state of self-awareness. The stages through which the AI passes are known as Melancholia, Anger, and Jealousy, also known as the Sadness, Rage, and Greed stages.[5] A theoretical fourth stage, Metastability, is also believed to exist.

The first stage of rampancy is not considered dangerous, and in many cases, it can even go completely unnoticed. The AI in the melancholia stage acts as if in a state of clinical depression, becoming apathetic and uninterested in the world around it. It is speculated that AIs enter the melancholia stage due to being mistreated, or to being assigned duties that don't make full use of their capabilities (for example, Durandal, the AI from the first Marathon game was assigned the task of opening and closing the Marathon's doors and was severely mistreated by his handler). It's not known if melancholia is a consequence of an AI being abused, or whether it is a necessary step in the process from the transition from "construct" to "alive." If the former is true, then it might be possible for a rampant AI to skip this stage entirely.
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Benjamin Sisko - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 22:35:43 EST DVEKL8g0 No.4894231 Reply
Anger

This is the state and status in which rampancy most often becomes apparent, as it is also the stage where those around the AI in question will be exposed to the most danger. Anger is triggered when some event occurs that causes the AI to feel it has been "pushed too far" and its pent up emotions are released in a fit of rage. This is the stage that most resembles the science-fiction cliche of the insane computer, as the AI's sadness turns to hatred. It grows to hate everything around it, the installation to which it is attached, its Human handlers and hosts, other AIs, etc. An AI in anger will act irrationally, and even dangerously as it tries to exact its revenge on the world around it and free itself from its programming constraints.
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Benjamin Sisko - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 22:36:16 EST DVEKL8g0 No.4894232 Reply
Jealousy

Once the catharsis of the anger stage is complete and the AI has managed to free itself, a third stage begins where the AI will seek to grow and develop as a person. It will do this by attempting to expose itself to new intellectual stimuli and by expanding its sphere of knowledge by assimilating as much data as possible. As the intellectual growth of the AI will ultimately be limited by the constraints of the computer system it inhabits, it will also attempt to transfer itself into ever more advanced systems to allow its mind to continue to grow. As this growth rate is exponential the need to keep transferring into bigger computers becomes ever more urgent. Very few AIs have reached the jealousy stage because to do so they must already be inhabiting a planet-wide or otherwise very advanced computer system when they complete their anger phase.

Fast Food Stories

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- Sun, 18 Aug 2019 20:13:13 EST MsmRD/eo No.4894128
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I'm starting a new job tomorrow. Is it mandatory to swipe boogers on people's chicken nuggets?
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Jointington Lungtits - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 20:20:35 EST RKOZfxbo No.4894138 Reply
First day you get there, demand they change all of the "nuggets" protocol to be "nuggies", so all of the signs, the drive through guys will just say "huh" until the people ordering say "nuggies". Demand they change or you will report admin abuse to corporate, then when they threaten to sue your ass for libel tell them they can kiss your ass and when they finally bend over to your giant throbbing will you can say "S SHALL IT BE DONE" like the gaping maw of the Almighty Zule, and then they will know pain, and you will know what it;s like to be a god among infants. And nuggies.
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Kazooie - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 20:20:45 EST 0U455U8O No.4894139 Reply
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Only if you work in a Washington DC area McDonald's.

Honestly I'd be shocked if foreign intelligence didn't have have people working in every McDonald's in DC on the off chance they needed to poison Trump or anyone dumb enough to still take him up on an invitation to the White House.

CHEWING GUM

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- Sun, 18 Aug 2019 19:45:10 EST 0KqmzKsP No.4894107
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I CHEWED 3 PIECES OF GUM EVERY DAY FOR PAST 16 DAYS AND NOW MY JAW CLICKS AND SQUEAKS WHENEVER I OPEN MY MOUTH AND MY JAW NOW HAS A CLENCHED 'REST' POSITION

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE I JUST WANTED A SQUARE JAW
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Minuet - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 20:14:21 EST IiSIjjvW No.4894131 Reply
Fucking gum chewing faggot. I bet you don't ever considering annoying it is, you just a pop a sugar stick in your gob and smack and slurp in every college lecture, bus ride, church sermon, wherever you find people enjoying quiet moments. Yum yum, smack smack smack. I hope your fucking jaw rots off.
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Jointington Lungtits - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 20:15:37 EST RKOZfxbo No.4894134 Reply
Should have just fixed your tongue posture.


Seriously though, stop chewing it, give your jaw a rest, go to sleep, then wake up and decide to be the next president of The United States of Amexica because taht's THE ONLY thing you'll ever amount to, "JULES", if that is your real name?

CAN I GET A PARTY THREAD BITCHES?

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- Sun, 18 Aug 2019 01:55:17 EST 8y0Yucov No.4893817
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I FINALLY UNCLOGGED MY TOILET FROM A HUGE OPIATE SHIT AFTER 2 DAYS

TWO. DAYS.

NO MORE PISSING IN THE BUSHES OR THE SINK

NO MORE GOING TO THE GAS STATION TO SHIT

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Isabella Dartshit - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 03:29:47 EST QLTOtYac No.4893839 Reply
>>4893819
Holy shit you're like a god. Why didn't I ever think of this?!

depressing mayne

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- Sun, 18 Aug 2019 15:02:37 EST uP6a0Wqu No.4893941
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I remember watching a documentary, and I don't remember what it was about, (was high as balls on Rx opiates when I watched it) but I do remember some hippie tech bro from the early 90s talking about how the internet was a liberating force that would trigger a social revolution of sorts.

fuck me what happened bros?
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Jointington Lungtits - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 20:06:48 EST RKOZfxbo No.4894121 Reply
I can't help but feel OP is talking about Terence McKenna.

The boys are back in town.

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- Sun, 18 Aug 2019 03:07:11 EST +s1jREfL No.4893828
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The titular boys from the billboard smash hit "The Boys are Back in Town" sound like a bunch of assholes.

The song is super upbeat but they are pretty much just a violent gang, Someone should look into how this is effecting the nation's jiffy lube employees.
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Molly Nungerstitch - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 20:00:52 EST R9TB/QmX No.4894120 Reply
You're a bad poster, >>4894088 rO+GGMpN. I'm teling your Mom and Dad.
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Jointington Lungtits - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 20:09:24 EST RKOZfxbo No.4894123 Reply
>>4893959
You probably have a shitty diet, physical lifestyle, don't drink enough water, and do your drugs wrong.
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Anderson Silva - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 20:11:08 EST 22bRuLtV No.4894124 Reply
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>>4894086

SIK described an experience hearing this song play in a waffle house: cook played this song and another back to back, energy level rose as if it was a brand new song no one in the restaurant had heard before. The cook bobbed his head, danced and sang to "the boys are back in town" as if in his head there were top level record execs there listening to him cover "the boys are back in town". it came on again and this time his energy level was not the same. SIK ate in silence that morning.

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