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What your dream girl/guy/wheverthefuck by Lee Murray - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:03:57 EST ID:K/h5+e3r No.4487727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Whats your dream girl/guy/whateverthefuck

RULES!
>No names or celebrities unless you are naming off characteristics
>No anime girls
>No comics either
>No "crushes" or "I really like this one girl from fb"

Reality has no limits to your imagination. I want to hear everything about your ideal girl/guy/whateverthefuck
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Alfred Prunier - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:04:29 EST ID:WnhLeozo No.4487728 Ignore Report Quick Reply
do not bump waifu threads
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Bart Bok - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:08:51 EST ID:2xUPlLo+ No.4487732 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My ideal partner is a version of myself which has come back in time to bestow upon me immortality, omnipotence, and omniscience, but with way bigger tits and both a penis and a vagina and also they mock me about how small my boobs are and I feel really embarrassed but also exited.
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ReubenDronderheg.xcf - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:09:43 EST ID:ei+NIvKl No.4487734 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>10/10 in all physical categories with big titties and a big old ass
>sassy German heritage and very smart but not quite as smart as me
>virtuoso on all instruments and jazz improvisation and classical pieces
>has a vagina that never gets loose and also is always salivating for my dick
>has a foot long tongue
>will do butt stuff
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Emeril Lagasse - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:15:36 EST ID:9mGdzoom No.4487739 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Must love jenk
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Lee Murray - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:16:00 EST ID:K/h5+e3r No.4487740 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4487732

Sexy.
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Battle Girl Augustus - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:19:32 EST ID:elGO9jfr No.4487741 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4487740
How could I accidentally click a gangbang video when I was specifically searching for gangbang videos? Riddle me that one.
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Lee Murray - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:22:48 EST ID:K/h5+e3r No.4487743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4487741

Did it give you a boner?
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Battle Girl Augustus - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:26:30 EST ID:elGO9jfr No.4487744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4487743
Perhaps more than that, Lee.
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Lee Murray - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:37:15 EST ID:K/h5+e3r No.4487747 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4487744
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Thomas Tillingfoot - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 00:57:27 EST ID:zXQFc761 No.4487757 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fuck your rules
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Thomas Edwards - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:07:56 EST ID:gf/6mP95 No.4487759 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>women don't like power
>women don't want their pussies grabbed

When did you realize everything said about women is the complete opposite of reality?
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Lee Murray - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:07:58 EST ID:K/h5+e3r No.4487760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4487757

You waifu is subpar anyway.
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Antony Hewish - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:13:21 EST ID:K/FdBrx6 No.4487761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4487760

is that girl 12? thas fucked up man
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Debbie Mulkwood - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:23:07 EST ID:O9WQKog9 No.4487767 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Must let me call her grease wallet a grease wallet
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EdwinBiffingdock.html - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:29:30 EST ID:jwAGzjTI No.4487775 Ignore Report Quick Reply
mde cancellation is one of the biggest bummers for me but i have h2btusg in the mail as i write this
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Claudia Brown - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:35:59 EST ID:LLXDn31b No.4487780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My perfect waifu is:
>everything you don't like
>that specific thing that YOU in particular don't like
>that one controversial thing that you don't like but some other people do like and is guaranteed to start a 100 reply flamewar that destroys the thread
Pic related
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Edward Barnard - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:36:40 EST ID:3Yp4Niv3 No.4487781 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4487760

Dude those people scare me. nb and kms and kys and k k ok
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Brad Pickett - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:37:12 EST ID:IGOLBL+Z No.4487782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Does anyone actually read these threads?

Personality / habits
>Likes drugs (preferably not a junkie tho, whether that's heroin, meth, coke/crack, or pills)
>Likes animals
>Intelligent or at least can actually hold a conversation about shit that isn't drivel or the weather
>Doesn't chew with her mouth open (I'm fucking neurotic and that makes me want to tear my skin off)
>Similar music interests, and equally important, disinterests - don't think I could be with a girl who plays Top 40's / Pop / Wiz Khalifa / Odd Future / Drake / whatever the kids listen to these days
>Not social media obsessed - can get high without posting it to Snapchat, go on a hike without stopping for Instagram every 5 minutes
>Doesn't fuck other guys
>Not religious (or idk at least not an Abrahamic religion, I'd be fine being with a Buddhist or a Wiccan or I guess even a Jew, couldn't do Christian or Muslim tho)
>Doesn't place high emphasis on wealth (If you want to be rich then great, but I'd rather enjoy my life AND work, than work with the hope that I'll someday be able to enjoy my life)

Physically
>Asian or Indian (yeah India's technically in Asia, fuck off). Idk what kind of Asian.
>Attractive face / body (be more generic riGHT)
>Not fat
>Possesses all of her biological limbs
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Alice Waters - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:56:35 EST ID:tr5aMXlp No.4487793 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>No anime girls

Haha, no. Picture related. My tastes vary by month, but she's my eternal number nine.
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MsChif - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 02:35:49 EST ID:+r3xGHzG No.4487810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it's this chick Amy

I've done so much acid as to completely focus my perspective on the long term and at this point she is literally the ultimate perfection of woman in my reality. any other girl is not as good, simply by not being Amy. of course she is not 'perfect' but nobody's perfect and to me her flaws are part of her perfect character. and she is kind of a crazy bitch and has been treating her friends like shit and has me blocked and I wish she would stop acting like that but I wouldn't change her personality traits that make her react like that in the situation, just unfuck things so she didn't hate me.

Any other girl just doesnt feel 'real', because I am just constantly aware that I am playing a game to get with them, with Amy it is like I am just powerless in the hands of fate doing all I can do to get by.
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AlbertGinkinpotch.tar - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 05:57:30 EST ID:J0R+ne5r No.4487857 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4487810
Oh shit whaddup /qq/.
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Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 05:59:04 EST ID:OJfQ9Nvl No.4487858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4487810

Incoming murder suicide.
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Caroline Herschel - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 06:07:44 EST ID:Q3kPVZO9 No.4487861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Woman that thinks like a man (not crazy).
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Isaac Newton - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 06:25:30 EST ID:62V++UpM No.4487867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i have an attraction to those females who think they're a 3rd gender or some shit even though i almost dislike everything about their personality - i think i've only seen 1-2 cool ones

reminds me of a crush i had in school of a short-haired gal who ended up being a lesbian
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Alfred Prunier - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 06:32:59 EST ID:WnhLeozo No.4487869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4487867
You want what you can't have.
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Charles Pittdock - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 07:03:43 EST ID:zrVC+kI9 No.4487874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Vegan with hairy arms, slightly overweight, blue hair
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Claude Offenbauker - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 08:32:24 EST ID:dmwIGEhH No.4487892 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tomboyish fit girls with long hair, and I pretty much cast one aside because I thought she wasn't interested and I had low self esteem. Fuck.
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El Mesias - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 11:17:36 EST ID:43AVqYMg No.4487948 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4487901
What a pathetic mentality
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El Mesias - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 11:26:21 EST ID:43AVqYMg No.4487956 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4487952
Enjoy jerking yourself to sleep using your tears as lube
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Guitarist Nell - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 11:30:25 EST ID:2vVZxEEs No.4487959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4487956
Here's a thought. Why don't you both enjoy eachother?
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El Mesias - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 11:47:22 EST ID:43AVqYMg No.4487966 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4487959
I bet he's afraid that I would pump and dump him like all the other men that have plundered his booty. Though I probably would, he seems a bit needy.
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Joret Dal - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 14:13:29 EST ID:ciePd+FI No.4488036 Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Primordial Serpent Kingseeker Frampt - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 14:16:44 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4488039 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I honestly can't visualise what someone who'd find me attractive would be like any more.
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General K'Trelan - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 14:17:18 EST ID:1SPh+V+f No.4488042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4487959
Mike Tyson's first fight was over pidgeons. That's a fact, look it up.
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General K'Trelan - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 14:18:49 EST ID:1SPh+V+f No.4488044 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488036
Holy shit is that the guy from MDE?
Wtf is he doing wearing pro-trump gear?
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G-Man - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 14:20:59 EST ID:YZ1Unc0C No.4488046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488044
His name is Sam Hyde, he is a vocal trump supporter.
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El Mesias - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 14:22:53 EST ID:43AVqYMg No.4488053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4488036
He clearly said no anime girls
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Guitarist Nell - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 14:23:27 EST ID:2vVZxEEs No.4488054 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488046
I'm glad he got his show cancelled. Not because he's a trump supporter or anything, just because he's annoying as fuck.
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Tim Heidecker - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 14:28:13 EST ID:TnK/0gQF No.4488061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488044
being edgy and quirky.
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G-Man - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 14:31:33 EST ID:YZ1Unc0C No.4488065 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488054
I wasn't even aware he had a show, but i watched one of his "TED talk" trolls and honestly he's not as funny as he thinks himself to be. I laughed maybe once the whole talk, while he managed to laugh at most of his own "material" throughout the video
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Thot Pran - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 14:33:07 EST ID:U9D/soU5 No.4488066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4488044

>Why is an edgy, racist, sexist white guy wearing pro-Trump gear?

IDK, truly a mystery, let's consult one of 420chan's resident scientists.
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Guitarist Nell - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 14:37:05 EST ID:2vVZxEEs No.4488068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4488065
He had a deal with Adult Swim and was already making the episodes but he got cancelled because of backlash against his political opinions.
I don't know the whole story I just saw an interview on the gavin mckinnes show.
It's like the reverse of this picture. He shovels heaps of shit and when they start shoveling it back he yells discrimination.
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General K'Trelan - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:27:16 EST ID:1SPh+V+f No.4488089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488068
I'll be honest, I do really rate his comedy and I have a lot of time for his whole thing. I'd go so far as to say he's maybe a bit ahead of his time in his approach.

That said, I'm not the most anti-trump guy in the world but I still find his political stance uncomfortable. I'm a-ok with him being a trump supporter but he seems a bit of a zealot, and I have no time for that. It also feels like his comedy doesn't really come from a good place. I thought this was especially evident when he was mocking the deaf mom in the moms sketch. One thing that sticks out to me right now is that he tweeted how terrible the hilary supporters were when they attacked and ripped apart a homeless persons pro trump sign, and he said how terrible it was. But recently he's shared shitty memes of trump supporters doing things that were at least AS bad as that shit and finding it funny.

I dunno, just doesn't seem like a nice guy. But he's defo on the pulse with post-post truth meta comedy.
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G-Man - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:33:48 EST ID:YZ1Unc0C No.4488090 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488089
>But he's defo on the pulse with post-post truth meta comedy
I bet you're the kind of guy that likes Tim and Eric
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Primordial Serpent Kingseeker Frampt - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:39:12 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4488091 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It was pretty funny how upset he and his fans were when they got taken off air, like they have a whole thing about how fragile people who don't agree with them are but turned out to be massive crybabies themselves. Like that video where he gets really upset when some stand up comedian he was making fun of calls him ugly.
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Sam Winchester - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:44:39 EST ID:E8nhqMJQ No.4488093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488089
Self referential meta comedy is far from ahead of it's time. You sound ptetensious as fuck.
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General K'Trelan - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:44:47 EST ID:1SPh+V+f No.4488094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488090
That's a risky bet you got yourself there.
I mean lets break it down
>Posting on 420chan
>Smokes weed
>Likes weird comedy
>Watches Adult Swim
And you're willing to put MONEY on me liking Tim and Eric?
Yeah, good luck with that buddy.
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G-Man - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:48:46 EST ID:YZ1Unc0C No.4488098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488094
>Posting on 420chan
>Smokes weed
>Likes weird comedy
>Watches Adult Swim
I do all of those things too, I hate Tim and Eric
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General K'Trelan - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:52:48 EST ID:1SPh+V+f No.4488101 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488098
Good thing you're not betting on yourself then.

I'm not exactly a rabid adult swim fan but I would defo consider Tim and Eric to be some of the better shit they put on. If you like adult swim but aren't into Tim and Eric what are you watching?
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MsChif - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:58:02 EST ID:+r3xGHzG No.4488104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488101
like the cartoons and shit like family guy and venture bros that actually have a plot?

i love adult swim but tim and eric is a bit too fucking stupid, i need to be at least at a 7/10 to even sit through the show and have to be pretty annihilated for it to really be funny, i love the retarded shit like law and order suv thats like spoof comedy with a plot and retarded cartoons like squidbillies but tim and erics sketches are so terrible it's not even funny unless your completely retarded.
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Guitarist Nell - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:58:57 EST ID:2vVZxEEs No.4488106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4488101
>defo
Get off my fucking lawn.
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G-Man - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 16:05:13 EST ID:YZ1Unc0C No.4488115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488101
>If you like adult swim but aren't into Tim and Eric what are you watching?
Practically anything else that's not Tim and Eric. Robot Chicken is shitty too, but for different reasons.
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Guitarist Nell - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 16:07:40 EST ID:2vVZxEEs No.4488121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488115
Tim and eric and robot chicken are actually the only adult swim shows I can't stand.
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Battle Girl Augustus - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 16:08:34 EST ID:elGO9jfr No.4488122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>still watching Adult Swim
They have what, Squidbillies left? They probably don't even air Superjail any more.
There's nothing worth watching on that channel.
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G-Man - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 16:11:35 EST ID:YZ1Unc0C No.4488125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488122
Rick and Morty
Metalocalypse
ATHF
Mike Tyson
Your Pretty Face
The few episodes of Dream Corp I've seen have been alright
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Joret Dal - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 16:16:26 EST ID:ciePd+FI No.4488130 Report Quick Reply
>>4488125
yeah and none of those are ever on, Rick and Morty is all that's left. All TV is being taken over by the PC police.
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Guitarist Nell - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 16:16:58 EST ID:2vVZxEEs No.4488132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488125
All those and I'll add Off the air and King Star
Also bob's burger although that's technically a fox show
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G-Man - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 16:20:20 EST ID:YZ1Unc0C No.4488134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488130
>yeah and none of those are ever on
It is though.

>>4488132
I left off Fox shows because they're not AS shows in the technical sense, but most of them are worth watching, even Family Guy sometimes
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Guitarist Nell - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 16:21:00 EST ID:2vVZxEEs No.4488136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488130
Network TV in general has been pretty dead for a while now.
There are some entertaining shows being produced but that's a tiny minority. TV as an entertainment medium is in it's last throes. The only people who still regularly watch it are old people.
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Battle Girl Augustus - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 16:21:34 EST ID:elGO9jfr No.4488137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488125
>One of the least funny shows made
>Cancelled
>Cancelled
>Ok, forgot about this one
>Funny at first, don't see it lasting much longer
So you got one show and maybe 2 seasons of another. Yeah that's quality television.
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G-Man - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 16:28:23 EST ID:YZ1Unc0C No.4488142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488136
If you mean TV as a format/medium then I agree, as I think we're going to start seeing a complete transition to Netflix/Hulu type streaming services. I think we're in a great time for content though. Look at stuff like MadMen or Breaking Bad or Westworld

>>4488137
justlikeyouropinionman.jpg
If you don't like Rick and Morty there's no help for you.
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General K'Trelan - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 16:58:05 EST ID:1SPh+V+f No.4488153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488106
It's because I disabled spellcheck and have serious difficulty spelling "definitely". Like, I've been wanting to define things as "definite" for years but I've honestly never gotten to grips with it. I can read fine but there's a handful of words I manage to misspell EVERY SINGLE TIME. Definitely is one of them. I've even managed to spell it incorrectly BOTH times I've been trying to make my point. It's like, by now definitely (wrong there again) isn't so much the letters "D E F I N I T E L Y". It's more like "D E F I N A T E L Y" with a right click on that word so I can correct it. Just the way my retard brain is wired, I have literally never spelled it correctly.
>>4488142
>justlikeyouropinionman.jpg
>If you don't like Rick and Morty there's no help for you.
Pretty rich statement coming from the guy that is trying to critisize my taste in comedy. What's stopping me from pulling the old
>justlikeyouropinionman.jpg
on the shit you are talking? Other than the fact I would never opt for that weak shitposting cop-out.

Rick and Morty is excellent though, and so is Venture Bros. VB is probably on the down low one of the best comedy shows ever, but it doesn't seem to get the praise it deserves. Tim and Eric are amazing though, in my opinion. People have been rating Eric Andre recently and while I have enjoyed every single thing I've ever seen him do I just can't access it as easily as Tim and Eric. Or more just Tim, as the case seems to be now. Deckar was loads of fun too. Tim well knows what he's doing.
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G-Man - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 17:05:09 EST ID:YZ1Unc0C No.4488157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4488153
>Pretty rich statement coming from the guy that is trying to critisize my taste in comedy
When did I do that? I merely asked if you like Tim and Eric because you also like Sam Hyde and it seems like you would probably like them for similar reasons. You're the one taking it personally and being a hostile crybaby diccboi about it.

>What's stopping me
Nothing, because it is in fact my opinion. Stay mad about it though.
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Guitarist Nell - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 17:09:52 EST ID:2vVZxEEs No.4488160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488153
Lol you sound like a total contentious twat.
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General K'Trelan - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 17:19:27 EST ID:1SPh+V+f No.4488164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488160
>>4488157
Sorry guys, kinda drunk and misread the situation. It happens! I thought I was getting given a hard time for liking T&A. Looks like I am not though so sorry if I came across as more aggressive than was necessary.
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AngusSuttinglack.sit - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 17:36:23 EST ID:OU1d8F+0 No.4488171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4487727
Ik droomde over een saxsische vrouwmesch het stonk.
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Jesus Farthingstock - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 19:05:43 EST ID:2vVZxEEs No.4488216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4488164
is ok we are friends ??
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Hedda Tootlock - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 19:07:32 EST ID:ciePd+FI No.4488220 Report Quick Reply
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>>4488134
family guy and all those shows are mind-numbing mental onion rings keeping the hoi polloi anaesthetized to reality.
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Clown Reuben - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 19:08:08 EST ID:e8+dcEa6 No.4488222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Is this thread still about magical women that don't exist?

>Must be really rich, probably inherited all her money from a dead uncle rather than spoiled by her parents.

>Smokes weed erry day, and pays for her own weed.

>Has a huge booty and small tits.

>Adorable 10/10 face.

>When I'm not busy she wont leave me alone, but shuts up when I am busy.

>Takes care of me when I'm sick.

>Pesters me for sex constantly even when I don't want to.

>Forces me to move to Hawaii with her.

>Says stupid shit in public but has really intelligent and deep conversations just with me.

>Makes fun of people to their face when they do or say something fucking stupid.

>Enjoys the same nerdy hobbies as I do and is extremely competitive at them, more than I am.

>Has Road Rage.

>Is an Agnostic.

>Gets jealous of other women around me and sometimes starts fights with women she thinks are hitting on me.

>Keeps herself relatively fit and healthy but doesn't overdo it.

>Must have tattoos and a tongue piercing.

>Must enjoy butt stuff.
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MatildaChinkinville.gz - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 19:10:58 EST ID:YZ1Unc0C No.4488226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4488220
>Adult Swim
Did you miss that part? We're not talking about thought provoking independent foreign films, we're talking about low-brow stoner cartoons
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Grand Nagus Gint - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 19:11:24 EST ID:wJoRv5Mg No.4488227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4488220
I watch Family Guy...people hate on it, for stupid reasons often, but what you just said is right. It's mind numbing. I like that. I watch it when life gets to be too much and I just need to tard out for a while. I'm not ignorant of the situation of the world, in fact i'm more invested than most people I know. I feel I have every right in the world to enjoy Family Guy without being labeled a hoi polloi, a mongoloid, or a wagecvck.
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Hedda Tootlock - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 19:15:19 EST ID:ciePd+FI No.4488231 Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Martin Septim - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 19:43:34 EST ID:Rkn87+bs No.4488261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4487782
>not an Abrahamic religion, I'd be fine being with...a Jew
Look up "Abrahamic faith," and see what comes up.
Other than that, nice taste.
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Christian Bale - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 20:11:12 EST ID:FDympzpv No.4488273 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll tell you all about her OP. She's beautiful, got a fat butt, big titties. She's smart, talks stoner philosophy with me, watches star trek, but not VOY or ENT, plays melee but only Fox no items 4 stock 8 minutes FD, likes the original star wars, smokes weed, makes tons of cash but rarely works, down to fuck all the time. She also plays real music, like piano or violin, but also guitar hero. She drinks and is ok with me doing heroin occasionally.
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Nigel Wellydeck - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 20:29:38 EST ID:NsEx7cjQ No.4488288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4487782
>Absolutely No Abrahamic Religions
>Jews are okay though

I'd take any partner who's not as dumb as this guy
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AngusCrablingchot.shtml - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 20:58:08 EST ID:pC7xDg+X No.4488301 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A female who isn't morbidly obese.


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