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Stoned Thought Thread by Bam Bam Bigelow - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 21:47:48 EST ID:nuhmhhEz No.4607077 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Post whatever random-ass thought is running through your baked brain right now

eating a soft piece of chocolate right before you take a hit makes a chocolate-flavored hit
Cyclist Phyllis - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 21:53:09 EST ID:vtagp8Dt No.4607079 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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chocolate milk is just sub-standard milk they can't sell loaded up with sugar and artificial flavours so people won't realize its spoiled but even though I know this I can't stop myself
Link Shitrider - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 21:53:22 EST ID:eW7ZKP+G No.4607080 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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same works with piss
Jack Harkness - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 21:56:35 EST ID:xfMozDvO No.4607082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I am an asshole
Whenever I get stoned
Stuart Erection - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:06:06 EST ID:AK/cYpGI No.4607089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Judgmental people are shit. As long as people aren't harming other people I think it should just be.

Music and movies aren't going downhill, people are just listening to the internet too much. and watching too many mainstream movies and listening to the radio too much

Videogames are kinda going downhill. There's still awesome ones but a little less every year.

Life is precious and I dislike negativity massively.
Jack Harkness - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:06:57 EST ID:xfMozDvO No.4607090 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Video games are just getting better guy
Subramanyan Chandrasekhar - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:18:47 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4607094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>zip zop doodley bop
hambone hambone hambone
Stuart Erection - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:19:06 EST ID:AK/cYpGI No.4607095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A little better than the last few years. But mid 90s through early 2000s you got a constant stream of classics. I blame the fact of how expensive development costs are now. Tons of talented people still, I just think its harder to make a game now and that hurts the quantity of them you'll get.
Subramanyan Chandrasekhar - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:22:24 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4607096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I feel like there should be less focus on pushing the limits for visuals and shit and more focus on interesting/fun gameplay. Diminishing returns, and it takes a ton of resources.
Liquid Snake - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:22:32 EST ID:BkaT+bgv No.4607097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I bet you're one of those people that pays for unfinished games
HenryPoshbanks.jar - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:23:25 EST ID:4VCdrIMd No.4607098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
On Halloween they should combine the /b/ and paranormal boards
Subramanyan Chandrasekhar - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:25:07 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4607099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's a great idea.
Stuart Erection - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:29:51 EST ID:AK/cYpGI No.4607104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Torrent basically everything I possibly can. Only really pay for console games. Pirate for life.
Jack Harkness - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:30:02 EST ID:xfMozDvO No.4607105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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With piracy being as easy as it is and game prices increasing the video game industry as it is now will destroy itself within a decade and bring about a new video game paradigm as development technology become a more ubiquitous
HenryPoshbanks.jar - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:30:31 EST ID:4VCdrIMd No.4607106 Ignore Report Quick Reply

ur a great idea
Rocket Matilda - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:30:49 EST ID:OthXth/7 No.4607107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I live in the middle of nowhere and it looks like fuckin Beijing on account of all the fires. It's been hazy all summer but getting worse lately. It would be pretty cool if my town had an ocean but I guess Beijing doesn't have one of those either. I think having an ocean would make all the smoke cooler, not like temperature-wise but in the sense of being more aesthetically pleasing. It looks cool sometimes even without an ocean but mostly it's just depressing and bleak. With an ocean it'd be depressing and bleak in a cool way, instead of just the normal way. What if the smoke refracted the light differently so the sky looked green. I don't know anything about science but I wouldn't mind a green sky either. If we got an ocean and the sky turned green, things would be looking up for me.
Michihiro Omigawa - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:33:44 EST ID:F5kk8Dm/ No.4607112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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That same fire has made the moon red where I live for the past week. It's like the end of days
BetsyClebberfoot.sys - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:39:21 EST ID:SKfK6hrw No.4607117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A primitive superstition.
Michihiro Omigawa - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:51:25 EST ID:F5kk8Dm/ No.4607127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Viserys Targaryen - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:52:58 EST ID:u5QJQmaX No.4607129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Carl Seyfert - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 00:05:56 EST ID:8sm836qF No.4607148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I just took double my normal amount of oxy because a guy rejected me and I'm ready to die qq
Link Shitrider - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 00:12:56 EST ID:eW7ZKP+G No.4607150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
any guy that rejects you is making a mistake
EbenezerMuckletet.pot - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 00:17:37 EST ID:/Z+6+gYU No.4607152 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You know, after seeing a million pictures like that: I am convinced that there are people adding atheist captions to people trying to look dapper.

Fuck I wore a three piece suit, fedora, and whatever but I wasnt no atheist. I was just mentally ill.
EbenezerMuckletet.pot - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 00:19:21 EST ID:/Z+6+gYU No.4607153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
asl bb
Molly O'Brien - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 00:20:06 EST ID:XncnnUr6 No.4607154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hopefully we have one less depressed faggot in about 45 min
EbenezerMuckletet.pot - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 00:21:29 EST ID:/Z+6+gYU No.4607155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wait fuck this is a high thought thread.

Let me access the monologue of thoughts in my head as I have inhaled combusted marijuanas.

Let the flow of freethinking individual collectivities incite the ramadan complex. Read not into basic looks but remember that all life originates within cosmic turtle eggs. Read David Brin it's got space monkeys sometimes. I wonder why we are so fascinated with intelligent monkeys and dolphins piloting space stations? Probably because it is cool as shit.

ok goodnight.

nb for triple post
EbenezerMuckletet.pot - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 00:23:12 EST ID:/Z+6+gYU No.4607156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Haha buddy boy. I was gonna say something along those lines to that guy but I decided: would I say that to a person in real life who was suffering? Nope.

Could have been a girl regardless. Women have feelings too.

Gays have feelings and I hope he gets his shit together and calls an ambulance or some shit.
David Banner - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 00:25:25 EST ID:HaViOyMo No.4607157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Seeing as how its definitely a dude and almost definitely an addict, he's probably just high as shit and laughing at us rn
Sabrewulf - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 00:30:00 EST ID:4VPwLufs No.4607159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Unless their regular dose is 500mg, twice their norm isn't likely to kill them.

I hope you forget what you were even bummed about when it kicks in.
For real, though, if your normal dose is fucking huge, please call an ambulance.
CharlotteDozzlewell.gid - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 00:46:08 EST ID:t+ojXN4v No.4607163 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Haha yea and w tolerance they aite. I once smoked half a gram of good black tar in like an hour and I only got super nauseous but it was aite haha
EbenezerMuckletet.pot - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 01:05:49 EST ID:/Z+6+gYU No.4607171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>they have empathy my plan is complete!

do you see how your line of thinking seems somewhat paranoid and weird?
Joseph Favre - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 01:07:48 EST ID:m8qfY4fT No.4607173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You didn't inventory my thoughts accurately.
Link Shitrider - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 01:14:54 EST ID:eW7ZKP+G No.4607177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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we all deal with rejection differently
EbenezerMuckletet.pot - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 01:19:47 EST ID:/Z+6+gYU No.4607180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was saying how the addict would be thinking if he in fact were laughing right now.
Subramanyan Chandrasekhar - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 01:23:33 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4607181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't understand anything
CharlotteDozzlewell.gid - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 01:26:58 EST ID:t+ojXN4v No.4607182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oh haha my bad my dude 🚹
Carl Seyfert - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 02:08:17 EST ID:8sm836qF No.4607191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Can confirm I am not laughing but I don't feel like I'm dying either so it's ok
Joseph Favre - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 02:09:24 EST ID:m8qfY4fT No.4607193 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Haha but you got dipped out tho right?
Carl Seyfert - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 02:12:58 EST ID:8sm836qF No.4607195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Honestly not really and I'm not sure why. I'll just up the dosage tomorrow I guess
Joseph Favre - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 02:18:51 EST ID:m8qfY4fT No.4607196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What is your dosage btw and what medication do u take?
EbenezerMuckletet.pot - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 02:32:04 EST ID:/Z+6+gYU No.4607200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're alright, Charlotte.
Gantt - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 02:37:26 EST ID:HBbbwJqo No.4607202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Edward Cirryman - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 03:14:20 EST ID:cPn5u923 No.4607212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Question: Where did those breast come from.
Jack Harkness - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 04:09:25 EST ID:xfMozDvO No.4607223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A normal woman dressed up as a Muslim and flashed her tits. Think about it babe
Cyclist Phyllis - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 04:14:07 EST ID:vtagp8Dt No.4607225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
or a muslim woman took a picture of her tits cause burkas are removable and you can't police how someone uses their cell phone in private
c'mon man look at her makeup and jewelry and all that shit, she's clearly persian
Juggler Simon - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 05:21:17 EST ID:3mvR1jZX No.4607234 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Any woman can look Muslim with some trashy eyeliner and fake lashes
NigelGoodhood.dd - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 07:06:29 EST ID:VGZdfeU1 No.4607269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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damn I just wanna watch her get those giant horse teeth of hers fucking bashed into her face. Like, a baseball bat swinging parallel to the floor, whacked RIGHT into her mouth. I want her teeth to clank against the floor as they fall out. I want to see her teeth lodged awkwardly into her skin from the impact. I want to hear her stupid fucking voice grating my ears as she wails and sobs and coughs up blood that's slowly drowning her.
I can't stand disrespectful whores.
Rocket Matilda - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 07:54:38 EST ID:OthXth/7 No.4607277 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There are also plenty of loose muslim women, just like there are a lot of Christians who drink and have abortions
Hans McKiffer - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 08:01:58 EST ID:giUQPhlS No.4607279 Ignore Report Quick Reply
name one
Jimmy Hopkins - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 08:03:37 EST ID:03vveAXZ No.4607280 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your mother, cock-sucker.
Hans McKiffer - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 08:06:19 EST ID:giUQPhlS No.4607281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wasnt asking you Jimmy. My mother is a buddhist.
EbenezerMuckletet.pot - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 08:11:45 EST ID:/Z+6+gYU No.4607288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you know what they say about buddhist girls...
Hans McKiffer - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 08:20:40 EST ID:giUQPhlS No.4607291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
they take vows of celibacy? Stop right there, my mother never sex with anyone ever!
EbenezerMuckletet.pot - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 08:57:13 EST ID:/Z+6+gYU No.4607304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what? No. They do the opposite ofc. In moderation.
Hans McKiffer - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 09:30:37 EST ID:giUQPhlS No.4607313 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No you are thinking of the moderate dabbler hippy girl. Actual Buddhists are ordained and abstain from all the obvious things.
George Airy - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 12:35:07 EST ID:XOEaK0YR No.4607379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Rich Boy Priscilla - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 13:13:09 EST ID:sMX9frxY No.4607399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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In all the flooded houses from the hurricane, shouldn't there be loads of abandoned weed? Especially as the jolly ones can't swim. So if one were american, couldn't one go there on a great weed diving adventure?
Gil Chesterton - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 13:15:38 EST ID:sVlGi/lg No.4607402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
God to me is the shared human consciousness that inhabits the brains of the people living together in a society. It lives much much older than humans, it evolves and through the guiding hand of evolution, humans are formed in its image. It's just like an organism that lives within the cells of a body that are humans. They live and die, they cluster together to form various organs, like police who are analagous to a body's immune system, or political organizations which are akin to its brain. When a society is wiped out, the God dies. Whatever gave those people the things that made them unique, that made them able to survive in their environment, that is gone.

The God consciousness is passed down through the human hivemind of a particular society, and when two societies, the God consciousnesses interact. They often end up warring with one another to determine who is stronger and they often end up mixing and joining, with one engufing and dominating the other, but still retaining some of the qualities of the original. The Gods are basically in the process of figuring out what configuration of society is most beneficial to the people within it. Earlier Gods were real savage and warlike because resources were scarce and progress could be made by warfare with little comparative risk to the overall God-society. Now cooperation is emphasized. The amount of empathy that a God-society has is a vital part of how well it will do. Too little and the parts of the hivemind will separate and fight amongst each other and never be able to band together and cooperate and will not be able to cooperate with other God-societies, too much and it will be torn apart. Most of the Gods these days have learned from the world wars that they do better by cooperating rather than fighting, but there's always posturing and minor scuffles.

Now it's kind of like all the Gods of the little unique cities and countries have been engulfed into one big one that retains the influences of the previous Gods which still hold old grudges. The hivemind has become more interconnected than ever and as a result more and more skirmishes have occurred but also history and understanding has been allowed to be passed down and for the most part things are trending towards control and unification, uniformity, but also loss of freedom for the people within the society. I guess God has a plan because things work out alright. We all have to do our part though, because that's how it works, we get a little section of the entire part of the God-consciousness all to ourselves, it uses us as hard drive space to store itself. We get lots of ancient wisdom imported from God but the price we pay is having our lives ruled by God, and by being completely shaped by God and a part of God. Most of us will be given a mundane ordinary life of little impact, but some of us will be blessed and a part of the God consciousness that will live on and spread throughout the human hivemind will be born in the fragment of God brewing within our brains and gain greater glory and immortality.
Kazuya Mishima - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 13:45:58 EST ID:d08kHpyA No.4607409 Report Quick Reply

>All leaves and stems

jesus fucking christ why do people buy this shit from Mexico
Sabrewulf - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 14:20:39 EST ID:4VPwLufs No.4607422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>robbing abandoned houses just for weed
Michihiro Omigawa - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 14:27:40 EST ID:F5kk8Dm/ No.4607424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That looks like a bag of wet mulch my friend
Esther Chimmleford - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 14:28:34 EST ID:dWkGdvCf No.4607425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that picture might be old. it's harder to find shitty mexican weed since people in the states bordering mexico all just smoke medical shit that gets sold to dealers by the growers who sell to the dispensaries. and it ends up being the same price anyways (depending on who you buy from it could be a little pricier though) hell, just to compete with that the dispensaries have to give out free shit all the time in arizona.
Rich Boy Priscilla - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 16:31:50 EST ID:sMX9frxY No.4607475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What would you rob them for? Everything else is gonna be water damaged, while all the weed is gonna be all dry in their zip lock bags. It's the perfect flood loot.
George Airy - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 18:14:58 EST ID:XOEaK0YR No.4607533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Alpha males ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Sabrewulf - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 19:21:10 EST ID:4VPwLufs No.4607569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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All the other drugs, of course.
Michael Bisping - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 21:25:24 EST ID:sMX9frxY No.4607655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Then you go into the realm of mystery powders though, of unkown effect and potency. It's not like they write "heroin" on the bags. With weed you know you won't OD on mystery PCP while diving for more.
Nada - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 21:36:56 EST ID:PDYmWFtN No.4607663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Random high thoughts eh?

The more acid I use, the less I feel that it's going to still be in my life after the next two or three breakthroughs. I really enjoy it, but I've got this feeling of impending "you don't need this anymore" or "you're nearing the end." I understand the why, and I can feel myself growing as a person after each dose, but I don't want it to end. It's like the last couple weeks of a fuckhuge project- things are wrapping up and less labor is needed; less to do, less getting done. Bittersweet as fuck. Wonder what's on the other side…
Sara - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 21:54:07 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4607668 Ignore Report Quick Reply

But what if it's the special mystery weed the drug dealers lace with another drug for free just to get you needing either more weed or more of the harder stuff like DARE taught me to think with their gay butthole spelunking seminars.
Channeler James - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 22:35:21 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4607700 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Special mystery weed actually costs extra
Michael Bisping - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 22:41:27 EST ID:sMX9frxY No.4607701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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They wouldnt lace it with enough to kill people with a joint though, the ratio is gonna be fine even if it's PCP. If it's laced it's just to spice it up. So it's still safer than snorting mystery powders. Especially as a serious user with tolerance that takes doses you couldn't take probably wouldn't waste time with lacing weed with their stuff, they'd just shoot it for sake of efficiency.
Bug Catcher Graham - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 01:32:43 EST ID:nuhmhhEz No.4607783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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this thread is pure derailment.

what the fuck have i created.
Joe Lauzon - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 03:05:51 EST ID:0XAilVnl No.4607838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this entire chan is nothing but derailment.
Ikat'ika - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 08:02:06 EST ID:sVlGi/lg No.4607922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude, what if you could 3D print houses with magma piped up from a thin spot in the crust? How sweet would that be. Imagine on Hawaii you build houses of pure obsidian or something.
Seymour Karp - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 18:21:52 EST ID:H0yjONE9 No.4608129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's kind of a moot point for cranes in that area.

>but what about helicopters

nigga those things fly like bumblebees they dont give a fuck.
Rinoa Heartilly - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 20:39:05 EST ID:OlDzdMQn No.4608180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I had a visionary dream today New York was on fire and the Statue of Liberty holding the torch set it off. It was a type of nuclear detonation, I didn't think NK could reach that far, anyway it was a real savant motion picture of it, special, I rarely get those, I'm not sure what's going to happen.
Diego Nunes - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 20:40:44 EST ID:FecaEhkr No.4608182 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you can just put a nuke on a car or a boat dude its possible
Liquidator Brunt - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 20:56:02 EST ID:F5kk8Dm/ No.4608186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are you mad, son?
Diego Nunes - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 21:08:12 EST ID:FecaEhkr No.4608190 Ignore Report Quick Reply

i have a friend who is a commercial airline pilot who also has a private helicopter license who describes helicopters to me as "a machine that is constantly trying to rip itself apart"
Nariko - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 10:59:27 EST ID:khsHS5iv No.4608451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Titanic is terrible,advertising for the cruise ship industry
Alexandra Roivas - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 12:28:48 EST ID:BkaT+bgv No.4608485 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I think this poster is about to set off a dirty bomb
Assinghat Craplock - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 13:32:35 EST ID:Er8vYHfA No.4608508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
For real that's some crazy shit to post
Slab - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 21:17:05 EST ID:nuhmhhEz No.4609857 Ignore Report Quick Reply
shit man.

does this mean a real life jurassic park wouldn't make it past the investment stage because the public would be too scared to go there in case of dinosaur escape?

what if aliens pick up transmissions from earth, and only see our disaster films, and decide never to invite us into the galactic federation because, as far as they're aware, everything humanity touches goes horribly horribly wrong?

Salon Maiden Martha - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 21:19:45 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You don't need a comma in that sentence.
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 21:42:27 EST ID:vtagp8Dt No.4609861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think he meant to say "Titanic is terrible, (it's) advertising for the cruise ship industry" with the comma to indicate a pause in speech.

But it would be terrible advertising
Phoebe Fuckingham - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 21:44:12 EST ID:lMu4hs0R No.4609863 Ignore Report Quick Reply
will you suck my penis the real good way
Salon Maiden Martha - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 21:44:54 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ah but he didn't quite say that now, did he?
Chan Sung Jung - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 01:28:30 EST ID:BtAeGSyg No.4612266 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hiting a chocobowl just chocolate and nothing else
Beefy McBeeferson - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 01:32:29 EST ID:B2rebV7M No.4612267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
is the first sociopath of humanity also the last.. did he make it all this way?
George Brumbledale - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 06:35:17 EST ID:G0Up/GM1 No.4612330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
why is it that they do limited edition washing up liquids
Terri Farrell - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 07:07:47 EST ID:FBO8B/tw No.4612335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you mean the Biblical Annunaki God?

Probably yeah.
William Herschel - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 07:35:23 EST ID:iJSGwi4K No.4612337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
so your missus can feel a tad more special
Doris Worthingridge - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 11:20:24 EST ID:gTaW8ibj No.4612353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was thinking an augmented reality Waifu simulator would be cool. software would run and communicate on your network and mobile phone to where your harem of anime girls would go about their lives, and gps would position them around the house and city. So you use your phone or smart glasses to see them but they're always somewhere.

You could turn the whole world into an ecchi catgirl paradise.
JackClussledotch.jpeg - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 11:39:36 EST ID:BkaT+bgv No.4612354 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Stan Lane - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 11:46:27 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4612355 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You won't be surprised to hear that Japan's already working on something along those lines.
Eddy Gordo - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 12:37:37 EST ID:zX1m+0w+ No.4612360 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I find that really interesting... Do Otakus understand that the avatar on the other end of the screen is nothing more then a binary program with set responses to their actions?

I mean, you do you, I have no personal issues with people wanting to fall in love with a program; but wouldn't it get boring after a while? Knowing every response your partner will make under every circumstance.
Furthermore, how do these men feel, knowing that for as much as you care for this program, their are literally thousands of other men with the same shared interest in the same avatar. Does this result in jealousy or do their minds simple not think about it?

I find this whole thing to be gimmicky at best.
Henry Russell - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 19:29:22 EST ID:nuhmhhEz No.4612537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
do you think you are a good person? what makes a good person? what does it mean to be a good person?

how fucking awesome are the stunts in james bond films?
Lt. JG Saavik - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 19:41:13 EST ID:u1UUoCsE No.4612551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Replace ecchi catgirl paradise with pokemon or random other worlds (texture/model overlays for certain types of surfaces, like translating asphalt to dirt roads and building sides into dense trees, and now a city is a forest), and I'd buy a new one every month.
Mike Goldberg - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 19:44:55 EST ID:pfWDW9++ No.4612555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I tried thinking of a thought for this thread and drew a blank
NigelFenningdore.txt - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 23:56:09 EST ID:W3WDyIrH No.4612671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One day. We don't have to develop the world, we have to develop a new interface to perceive it.
Cyril Hishsad - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 00:12:05 EST ID:WLm7YhRn No.4612676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If you're constantly thinking about ways of conserving on your weed supply, you've been smoking too much weed.
Tom Lawlor - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 00:24:56 EST ID:2Bae0qkv No.4612677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just some random moral/philosophical conflicts, no biggie.
Attache - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 00:32:24 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4612680 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I should jack off but instead I'm eating sweet potato chips and I think that's related

alrighty then
Withnail - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 01:01:57 EST ID:VkTrQYPf No.4612688 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One time I said hey if food is especially good in a gay neighborhood what would happen if we got a group of flamboyantly gay men to attend a drum circle. Would it be an especially good drum circle? In response I was told it would change nothing, a drum circle could not be any gayer than how it is by default. I think later I asked what would it be like if there were a group of trannies in West Hollywood at a drum circle. What could be gayer than that? I suggested that the 8th level of ultraviolet light would become visible beyond the rainbow while that same guy suggested that it would just be....cosmopolitan

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