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LET ME OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE!!! by Salon Maiden David - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 16:06:22 EST ID:oiBb+r/o No.4609111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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WE CANT EVEN HAVE NICE THINGS ARGHHHH

I JUST WANT AN ACTUAL SEX BOT THAT WONT KILL ME IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK
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Hedda Brallerstat - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 16:17:55 EST ID:olqYF80t No.4609117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609111
That's just feminist libel trying to cope. This century women will be over.
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Dana White - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 16:20:36 EST ID:BkaT+bgv No.4609118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609117
robo sex pests takin der jerbs
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Alfred Prunier - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 16:22:25 EST ID:5FRzVfRp No.4609119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is kind of my fetish. :3
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Salon Maiden David - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 16:29:21 EST ID:oiBb+r/o No.4609124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609118
this fkking TIMELINE!
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Slippy Toad - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 16:29:40 EST ID:LwJ96S0C No.4609125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609117
Most people are not going to sink so low that they'd settle for a sex robot, but it's good to have something to keep the no-lifes at home instead shooting up schools.
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Salon Maiden David - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 16:34:33 EST ID:oiBb+r/o No.4609126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609125
give it 20 years lad. you may want a go on a supermodel 7ft alien bot with rotating pussy.
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Dr. Isaac Kleiner - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 16:39:28 EST ID:T9MYr+jG No.4609127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609126
>7ft alien bot with rotating pussy
Sign me up
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Hedda Brallerstat - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 16:43:30 EST ID:olqYF80t No.4609128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609126
you had me at hello
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Weyoun 5 - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 16:45:58 EST ID:w2eBxFsk No.4609130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609118
>"..objected saying a doll cannot match the services of a real person"

surely its up to them to decide - whether theyd rather put their dick in a brainless lump of flesh, or a brainless lump of plastic
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Dana White - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 16:47:07 EST ID:BkaT+bgv No.4609133 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609130
Just wait until you can get some google lab grown flesh
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Carlos Cabrera - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 16:47:58 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609118
hahaha this is just like uber and taxis
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Slippy Toad - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 17:39:58 EST ID:LwJ96S0C No.4609155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609134
Capitalism is making people object against clearly superior and more efficient solutions, because people's lives depend on their work, no matter how useless and obsolete that work is. Its like when magazines and tv tried to stop internet from growing, or how hemp was outlawed because it was a threat to Rockefeller's paper industry
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Salon Maiden David - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 19:13:34 EST ID:oiBb+r/o No.4609212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609155
yeah well when drones start delivering stuff instead of me, my new job will be to shoot them down.
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Matt Baker - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 19:20:02 EST ID:dWkGdvCf No.4609214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609118
and the world's oldest profession finally comes to an end lol. pimps up hoes down indeed. at least until they invent robopimps.
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Rebecca Greenson - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 19:22:09 EST ID:qWOAFmzy No.4609217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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These things better be able to clean themselves
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Joseph-Louis Lagrange - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 10:06:57 EST ID:Y/+QOLjN No.4609534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609127
that's one smug croc
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Collector Martin - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 10:17:58 EST ID:WU0VEiP/ No.4609535 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609534
Butterflies, and I thought it was just wearing a nice headress
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EugeneCrabbleman.pst - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 10:21:38 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4609536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609217
>going on alt-right troll discords
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Dominick Cruz - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 10:29:02 EST ID:o4MDAmbY No.4609538 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If they aren't anime styled kemonomimi girls, I don't give a hoot.
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Diamond O'Queef - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 11:39:16 EST ID:4VPwLufs No.4609560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609118
>[a sex doll] denigrates real sex workers to merely being an object
Because that's not what the world already thinks of them.
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Martha Jones - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 12:33:11 EST ID:u1UUoCsE No.4609575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609538
Real humans with anime-style features is nightmare fuel.
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Bolozof Velasgo - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 16:33:20 EST ID:56VoARE8 No.4609695 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609575
Under-bites and weak chins make me angry on a primal level. Seriously, where the fuck is your jaw? I have never met one of these rat-faced degenerates who wasn't a completely insufferable, manipulative waste of flesh. They have tiny, malformed mouths and spout tiny, malformed thoughts. I get a rage boner being near them. I just want to hate-fuck their stupid faces until they suffocate, the whole while my balls flapping against their trachea because their entire face ends at their upper lip.
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Gilbert Melendez - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 16:36:22 EST ID:u5QJQmaX No.4609699 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609695
Dude chill out. Seriously
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Bolozof Velasgo - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 16:57:05 EST ID:56VoARE8 No.4609714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609699
Nah, man, nah. This is real shit. Genocide by deepthroat or shallowthroat in their case or universal healthcare and reconstructive surgery.

JAWS OR DEATH!
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Jonathan Barber - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:04:18 EST ID:t+ojXN4v No.4609722 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609714
Hahahahahahahahah
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Orator Plegg - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:06:24 EST ID:dWkGdvCf No.4609724 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609575
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
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Balalaika - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:07:58 EST ID:xmAtUGOm No.4609725 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609724
I felt like saying I love you and getting no reply.
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Interviewer Hugh - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:11:26 EST ID:rMUQ0JzQ No.4609726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609695
Big jaws and overbites make me angry.
Ya walk around like you got a 12 inch dick hanging from your face and ya might as well cuz ya look dumb af with that boulder of a chin. Everything you say is an opinion but you say it like it's a fact. And even if it is a fact you say it like it's only a fact cuz u agree with it.

And if you're getting manipulated by tiny chin folk then just wow dude
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Vito - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:11:38 EST ID:pRv6fPnD No.4609727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609695
Big jaws and overbites make me angry.
Ya walk around like you got a 12 inch dick hanging from your face and ya might as well cuz ya look dumb af with that boulder of a chin. Everything you say is an opinion but you say it like it's a fact. And even if it is a fact you say it like it's only a fact cuz u agree with it.

And if you're getting manipulated by tiny chin folk then just wow dude
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Dragon Tamer Hannah - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:12:51 EST ID:HBbbwJqo No.4609728 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609727
Big jaws and overbites make me angry.
Ya walk around like you got a 12 inch dick hanging from your face and ya might as well cuz ya look dumb af with that boulder of a chin. Everything you say is an opinion but you say it like it's a fact. And even if it is a fact you say it like it's only a fact cuz u agree with it.

And if you're getting manipulated by tiny chin folk then just wow dude
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:16:11 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609728
Holy shit dude you just triple posted with three different IDs. I've never seen that before. Somebody get this guy a rubber cigar.
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Wesley Hingerfuck - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:17:33 EST ID:PQya4hOu No.4609734 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609731
Do you ever sleep? You were posting at like 3 am last night
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:18:07 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609734
Well it's 4:17 pm now so yeah apparently I do sleep somehow.
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Maestro Martino - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:19:10 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4609736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609724

I'd fuck the shit out of an anime alien.. alien anime.. animalien. Ayylmaoian
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:34:19 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609753 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609742
Yeah that was fun. You're fun. Everyone is fun. I'm stoned and drinking coffee. I had to take a melatonin at like six this morning because I couldn't sleep and now everything is foggy. Melatonin always does that to me.
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:38:23 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609753
Its comforting to know I'm not the only one with sleep prohkems. Sorry you have them though. I don't like weed with caffeine. Too anxiety triggering.
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Bolozof Velasgo - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:42:58 EST ID:56VoARE8 No.4609763 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609728
Who said I have a big chin or an overbite? I could just as well have an average chin and a properly aligned bite or a cross-bite, or even be one of those rat faced scum but self aware.
And I don't personally have to be manipulated for a statement to be manipulative. The statement only needs to have the intent, not the effect.

If some cunt tries to make you buy some shit by using a sob story, but you don't buy the shit, that cunt was still being manipulative.

I'm sorry your mind is as weak as your chin. It's not your fault, just as my natural repulsion and eradicatory erections are not my own fault. We are slaves to forces mysterious and genetically innate. At least you're good for skull-fucking, and facial (re)construction techniques have advanced by leaps and bounds recently. Keep your tonsils up, there's hope for you!
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:52:22 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609758
Yeah it definitely triggers my anxiety but that's cool because I just stay in my bedroom all the time
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 18:06:38 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609766
Haha same I just feel like every attack takes a few days off my life
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HughHillyshit.css - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 18:07:53 EST ID:VZlbesmf No.4609769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609766
Goddamn NEETS
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David Fanwater - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 18:11:51 EST ID:6aMdTXUd No.4609772 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609769

>that comic
<you

Jesus Christ, a bunch of fucking drug addict pieces of literal shit.
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HughHillyshit.css - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 18:15:28 EST ID:VZlbesmf No.4609774 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609772
I think you meant figurative
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HughHillyshit.css - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 18:18:49 EST ID:VZlbesmf No.4609776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609775
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Toshiro Kandagawa - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 21:00:22 EST ID:5FRzVfRp No.4609849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609776
I'm not a zoophile, but man, the things I would do with that feline. I would go as far as to say that I would try the triple reverse rusty trombone with it.

>>4609777
Get the fuck away from MY bbgirl. This ain't your bbgirl.
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Salon Maiden Martha - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 21:01:00 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609850 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609849
But I got trips
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Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 21:05:25 EST ID:vtagp8Dt No.4609851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609776
Is there anything wrong with making your cat sexy? Probably, but plenty of people do plenty wrong in their life.
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Goomba - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 21:14:41 EST ID:VZlbesmf No.4609855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609851
Bro you can't make a cat sexy. They either got it or they don't.
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Salon Maiden Martha - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 21:16:51 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609855
Sage
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Nell Crummlefield - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 22:02:09 EST ID:enWMgrpN No.4609875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>taking it out to dinner and buying it nice things makes murder less likely, engineers say.

the game never stops, does it
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Toshiro Kandagawa - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 22:07:15 EST ID:5FRzVfRp No.4609881 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609855
Oh god. I don't think I ever came as much as I just did.


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