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How to become an alcoholic and not die by William Huggins - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 02:37:06 EST ID:9HEUR307 No.4609373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I am a 26 year old white male, I am a homosexual. I would like to become an alcoholic. My father is an alcoholic, his father was an alcoholic, his father was an alcoholic. I do not seem to be able to do it. Whenever I get drunk I lose all respect for life. I mean I get crazy, over 9/10 of the times it happens. I am drunk now, but we will see what happens.

Last time I got drunk I spent $400 on a hooker.

The time before that, I drove to Wal-Mart and bought a bottle of robitussin and drank it in my car. I parked sideways in the parking lot and didn't realize for a day because I was knocked out from the tussin. But it gets worse. A few times that I got chased down the street by niggers for saying jolly african-american, which is nothing new I smoke meth frequently. It gets a lot worse. This is literally just the last times I got drunk.

How the FUCK do some guys drink alcohol and don't get crazy stupid? It literally makes me do the stupidest shit. I just want to continue the tradition guys.
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William Huggins - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 02:42:28 EST ID:9HEUR307 No.4609376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>460937

And nb but by "lose respect for life" I don't mean suicidal or even sad, I just think I'm invincible, which I am not
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Pikachu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 02:46:15 EST ID:MrNBTXxS No.4609377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609373
thats what being an alcoholic is about my dude, just keep drinking and acting like you are invincible until the universe proves you wrong

reality is that which when you stop believing in it doesn't go away
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 02:47:36 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Why don't you just become a heroin addict? Heroin is far more effecient than ethanol. Pic related me on heroun rn haha
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Margaret Burbidge - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 02:51:01 EST ID:F5kk8Dm/ No.4609379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds like it's not for you. Stick with meth
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William Huggins - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 02:52:24 EST ID:9HEUR307 No.4609381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609378

I also smoked heroin while drunk. Heh

>>4609377
>>4609377
>>4609377

Ya I know but I always end up in situations that looking back on I could have easily died. I don't wanna die I love life. I am a life lover, in fact. I bring the vibes. Cuz they be overflowing my nigga. I elevate the game. But that's the alcoh talking, tho it is a true rep of my identity.
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Maestro Martino - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 02:52:32 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4609382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609377

That chair needs one of them suction cup-ended dildos right on the seat.
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William Huggins - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 02:53:20 EST ID:9HEUR307 No.4609383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609379


we will see nb
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Basil Nommersteg - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 02:55:21 EST ID:1DM6ubHY No.4609384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
At first I was all like "damn how can people afford to be alcoholics"

Then the liquor store down the street started selling these 8.1% hurricane tall cans 2 for $2.

They got me yo
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:01:59 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609381
Ymmv but heroin sucks while drinking. The alcohol dulls my senses so much I don't even feel much euphoria from the dope. If im gonna smoke dope, i don't even smoke weed with it. Maybe ill drink a beer with some good heroin but I wont get drunk
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:08:24 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm 26 and I just quit a heavy drinking habit of several years. A couple months ago I was drinking at least a half a liter of 80 proof every day, often more.

You sound like you're not a total moron, so I'll just leave you with my experience and say this: you don't want that life. Yes, if you keep shoving that shit through your body, you'll get used to it and it will be easier. You'll get good at ignoring and mitigating the bad effects (which won't be enough) and your body will adapt (incurring all kinds of damage in the process).

You don't want it. You think you do because you've seen all these movies and commercials and you think drinking is cool and masculine and romantic. It's not. It's blacking out every night and pissing yourself, and slowly shrinking your brain while you forget how to function without your precious poison.
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:10:08 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609394 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609390
I'm 24 and what I'm getting from actively listening to your post is that OP should do heroin?
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William Huggins - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:12:17 EST ID:9HEUR307 No.4609395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609390

Oh I know all of that. I learned that from my mom. She is an alcoholic who cannot handle alcohol and does all the things you mentioned. My dad on the other hand can handle alcohol and at the most he just passes out. When I drink I turn into my mom but I would like to turn into my dad. Nb
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:17:48 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609395
Watch trailer park boys. That is what will happen tovtou if you keep drinking. If you do heroin thevworst that will happen is you maybe steal a little but you won't piss yourself
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:19:11 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609394
As opposed to alcohol? Yeah, why not. Either one is likely to get you killed, if you're an idiot. They're both addictive. They both tend to fuck your life up. But alcohol is more directly toxic. And of course, alcohol withdrawals can kill you while heroin withdrawals just make you wish they would.

>>4609395
Yeah I get what you're saying now. I probably made that post more for myself than anyone else haha.

I don't know, like that other guy said, maybe it's just not for you if you act a fool when you drink. Or maybe you're drinking too fast. When I was into it, some wise man on a mountain told me that the euphoria from drinking actually comes from a rising blood-alcohol level. That's why drinking three shots quickly gives you such a rush. But then when they've absorbed, then you're just fucked up. So you want more. Slippery slope. That's how you get crazy, believe me.

Basically, take it slow. Little bit at a time. You ain't gotta worry about getting drunk enough or catching a strong buzz right away. That shit will pretty much take care of itself.

Or maybe it's just you. I'm an all around chill guy pretty much always, so when I was drunk I was still just a chill guy. Only drunk.
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William Huggins - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:25:11 EST ID:9HEUR307 No.4609403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>460940i fucking knew that and I. Forgot ir
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:26:59 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609403
This nigga drunk y'all
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William Huggins - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:29:32 EST ID:9HEUR307 No.4609406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Apparently I'm done with posting and 420chan until my identity ( 420chan ISP identity ) changes or someone posts something that treads the fine line of autism and genius well enough to warrant a response so I leave you all with a beautiful song

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:29:45 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609401
True but alcohol has a very limited level of euphoria before you get sick and pass out while with heroin the euphoria just keeps coming baby!!!!
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:32:16 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609406
lol how did I not see that coming. You magnificent bastard.
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:35:07 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609409
Because your not a drunk FAGGIT like OP
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William Huggins - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:37:19 EST ID:9HEUR307 No.4609411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609410

I am a drunk faggot :]
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:40:07 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609411
I thought you were going to bed until you saw a not autistic post? [Youl be waiting a long time as heroin acts as a trigger for my autism ]
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William Huggins - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:40:59 EST ID:9HEUR307 No.4609413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mirror mirror on the wall,
Who is the prettiest trap
Of
Them alll? Bitch it's
Me ^_^
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William Huggins - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:42:51 EST ID:9HEUR307 No.4609415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609412

U think u are autism but I was born in it, molded by it. How many memes in are u? This sentence will become more relevant in correlation to how much identity soup koolaid is introduced to the west
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:44:25 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609413
You sound hot. I'm horny. I was horny anyway and now I'm still horny. Goddammit.
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William Huggins - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:46:23 EST ID:9HEUR307 No.4609418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609417

My power level increases
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:46:43 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609415
As an intellectual, I can say it made sense to begin with. I am also high on black tar so if it didn't make sense, therefore wouldn't give a shit
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:47:28 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609417
God damn there's a lot of faggot on here tonight. What is this a gay bar?
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:50:06 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609420
I'll be here all week
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William Huggins - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:50:06 EST ID:9HEUR307 No.4609422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609419


U are a dumb

>>4609420

I don't like gay bars because there is no masculinity to suck up through my salivating bussy. I prefer the straights who just can't help themselves
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William Huggins - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:52:37 EST ID:9HEUR307 No.4609423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ok goodnight cuties
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:52:45 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609421
Just cool it with the gay stuff.

>>4609422
I'm dumb? I 've been sticking up for you this whole thread and this is how you reoay my coin?
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JZ Cavalcante - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:56:36 EST ID:VnaIHhlY No.4609425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609424

u are a dumb
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JZ Cavalcante - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:57:21 EST ID:VnaIHhlY No.4609427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609425
I am William nb
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Imahoe Dickweed - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:57:51 EST ID:KMUx2XEa No.4609428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609373

it's not that alcohol make's you stupid it's that you actually are stupid. Stop doing meth and you might be less stupid.
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JZ Cavalcante - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:59:08 EST ID:VnaIHhlY No.4609429 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609428

u are stupid
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JZ Cavalcante - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:04:28 EST ID:VnaIHhlY No.4609430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://youtu.be/DBEkKii-sfw
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JZ Cavalcante - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:05:32 EST ID:VnaIHhlY No.4609432 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://youtu.be/DBEkKii-sfw
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:06:52 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609432
God damn you have bad music taste
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JZ Cavalcante - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:07:40 EST ID:VnaIHhlY No.4609434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609433

God damn u are dumb
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:08:54 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609433
So do I
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JZ Cavalcante - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:09:33 EST ID:VnaIHhlY No.4609436 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609435

This princess can defend herself tyvm
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:17:02 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just smoked a huge bowl of wees
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:19:56 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609440
I should do the same. I got some good wees but I'm like too lazy to smoke. Maybe I'm just stoned.
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:22:33 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609443
Dude I hate that. Like should i get stoned? I just smoked 5 min ago. Should i smoke a cig? Or weed first? Crazy thought loopsv
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:24:46 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609447 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609446
Haha that's pretty much every night for me until I pass out. It's just fucking madness that ends in stoned
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:27:34 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609447
Each night I get so high I feel like the night is my fantasy world. I never spend a night sober so nighttime is just this magical dream of drugs
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:33:33 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609450
Fuck, I never thought about it like that. Plus I don't have to do shit at night, and I stay awake too long. And I'm usually on drugs. Fucking night drugs.
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Karl Swarzchild - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:37:29 EST ID:uIZwgC1L No.4609454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>i am a homosexual
>I spent 400 on a hooker
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:38:59 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609455 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609454
Gay boy hooker
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:39:05 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609454
yeah I'd kind of like to meet that hooker.
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:41:22 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609452
Night drugs are the best drugs of them all. No going to work on drugs, no having to talk to people, watching,reading,thinking whatever you want. Hell I just ate 6 slices of cold pizza with tons of hot sauce and ate a handful of salt covered raisins because my dad picked them all out of trail mix. Night drugs
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JZ Cavalcante - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:45:37 EST ID:VnaIHhlY No.4609460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609454

I am completely degenerate
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 04:58:22 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609460
Just think in the 1930s you and your little pup hooker would be executed
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 05:04:18 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609467
Could happen again, I always think. Or some other scapegoat group.
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 05:04:55 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609468
There's always trump supporters
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 05:12:18 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609469
That's the thing. There's a lot of energy out there. On many sides, many sides. Okay but really, there's a lot of energy in society or culture or politics or whatever you want to call it. And that energy can morph and change according to so many factors, it's impossible to predict it with much certainty. The next scapegoat could be trump supporters, or gays, or chihuahuas, but I'd definitely put my money down and say that there will be more scapegoats to come. And why? Economics? Human nature? Fuck it.
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Julianne Stonerland - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 05:28:53 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609472
Because when we project our fear onto the scapegoat we feel all warm n fuzzy mmm security feelings
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Ejnar Hertzprung - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 08:29:20 EST ID:g22tr597 No.4609504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609373

Drink less, more often.

Alcoholism isn't about being wasted 24/7, it's about keeping that buzz going until you break on through to being a naturally wasted brain dependent on six packs for survival.

Your body won't feel good if you use cheap malt liquor and beer but then that's part of the experience for most. I'd recommend getting into gin or wine since you're a gay tweaker, it'll fit people's ideas of your persona.
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Karl Swarzchild - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 13:04:52 EST ID:Na0nZ+YP No.4609579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609373
>How the FUCK do some guys drink alcohol and don't get crazy stupid?

Dude that's the whole fucking point. Alcoholism is something you welcome into your life when destroying your apartment twice a month and filing for bankruptcy is better than being sober.
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Heinrich Olbers - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 13:11:47 EST ID:GhHcQWR9 No.4609582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
keep drinking
keep breathing
???
profit!
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PhoebeBliddlestone.xls - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 21:50:08 EST ID:sxaMSmzn No.4609867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am op and I am drunk again
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Johann Bode - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 21:52:02 EST ID:l9HvohaG No.4609870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609867
Welcome back. Did you do heroin yet like I suggested?
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PhoebeBliddlestone.xls - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 22:09:55 EST ID:sxaMSmzn No.4609883 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609870


no
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Harmonious Fartingstor - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 22:10:55 EST ID:cLU/qxyh No.4609885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609883
May i recommend again that you smoke some?
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PhoebeBliddlestone.xls - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 22:30:46 EST ID:sxaMSmzn No.4609889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609885

i am cute
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Jim Johnston - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 22:30:50 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609867
Sometimes I almost miss drinking.
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Jim Johnston - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 22:36:52 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4609893 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609889
Yes you are.
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Justin McCully - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 00:15:43 EST ID:Um+cCR/u No.4609944 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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THIS IS ME IN DRAG
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Stimpson J. Cat - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 00:25:26 EST ID:ef5k/lQA No.4609956 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609944
You're actually pretty cute and those lips were made to suck cock!
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Tomoka Nakagawa - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 00:27:38 EST ID:X6flNVZx No.4609960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609373
Instead of drinking standard alcohol or even grain alcohol go big and hit the ethanol and hit it hard real hard for all of us that love you dearly!
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Justin McCully - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 00:28:26 EST ID:Um+cCR/u No.4609962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609956

If I were dumb enough to post my face you would realize some intellect can literally come from bueYry. Think about that for a moment.. if u wish to understand. In other word I am absurdly androgynous
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PhoebeBliddlestone.xls - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 00:29:44 EST ID:sxaMSmzn No.4609964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609962

Beauty not whatever word I said
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Tomoka Nakagawa - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 00:30:41 EST ID:X6flNVZx No.4609966 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609962
aka....Gay as Aids...
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Salon Maiden Martha - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 00:31:46 EST ID:CEO/5yud No.4609967 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4609962
Okay
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PhoebeBliddlestone.xls - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 00:33:28 EST ID:sxaMSmzn No.4609968 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4609966

I am gay as aids but I shit i got tested an I don't have it. Does that make me a aliem??? Because I'm am. Welcome to Venus.
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