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Serious thread. by CorneliusCrinkincocke.bin - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 19:19:11 EST ID:J1TdQiCi No.4633521 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What is truth? How does somebody learn the truth about something. God appears to be one who does not wish to reveal the 'truth' about life just yet, but rather wants us to figure out some sort of grand mystery?
Sakura Emi - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 19:20:17 EST ID:HFHUv8bS No.4633522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The trick is in the timing.
CorneliusCrinkincocke.bin - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 19:21:50 EST ID:J1TdQiCi No.4633523 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are you possibly referring to what is commonly referred to as "the synchronicity"?
CorneliusCrinkincocke.bin - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 19:22:39 EST ID:J1TdQiCi No.4633524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That is to say, the 'synchronizing of events in nature'?
Hydra - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 19:24:22 EST ID:jZJcjrLn No.4633526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
go cut yourself emo
Sakura Emi - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 19:25:50 EST ID:HFHUv8bS No.4633527 Ignore Report Quick Reply

That is to say, am I saying the thing that you want to hear? COULD IT BE>???


Arlen Hashbottom - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 19:30:23 EST ID:XHRS8C6r No.4633534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Truth is very similar to lies. It's like a car that gets you places, but which lies and truths take you to the place you want to be? That's the mystery to me.
Paul Bocuse - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 19:53:23 EST ID:6Y5aTvUe No.4633557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
“What three lessons did you learn, Aesma?” asked YISUN after they had left.
“The universe is somewhat wheel-shaped!” said Aesma, proud.
“Surely, but only from one angle,” said YISUN, amused.
“The universal art is violence!” continued Aesma, hotly.
“Truly, but the second and far greater is lying,” said YISUN.
“The Truth is dependent on those who uphold it!” she finished, stamping her feet.
“There is no such thing as Truth,” said YISUN, “rely on lies instead. They are far more consistent.”


“And then was given to him a mighty wheel, all heavy of iron, and rimmed with brass, and inside the wheel was a thing called Truth. And it was said to him ‘Hear, if ye wish to lift the burning wheel, ye must first be broken upon it’.”
Yoshi - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 19:56:08 EST ID:sVlGi/lg No.4633559 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The truth is the physical location and state of every particle in the universe as defined by its pilot wave function.
Art Smith - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 20:00:15 EST ID:tk82ookq No.4633563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Aesma was the favorite of YIS-UN because she was so damn stupid and stubbron she backed into Truth instead of hitting it the other way around.

17 Fragmented Mirror wants his white sand delivery by Thursday
Gary Oak - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 20:03:27 EST ID:OG+ZMtsH No.4633565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
well you know what they say,

the truth is in the pudding
Blaze the Cat - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 20:09:21 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4633566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The truth is that i'll be pudding my dick in ur ass gayboi
Blaze the Cat - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 20:10:19 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4633567 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh, also.. How many roads must a man walk down?
Juggler Isabella - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 20:28:44 EST ID:XHRS8C6r No.4633573 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What is this? Some sort of elite secret voodoo magic?
Dustin Hazelett - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 20:56:37 EST ID:R0z34vbx No.4633592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Truth is an ingenious compound of desirability and appearance. Discovery of truth is the sole purpose of philosophy, which is the most ancient occupation of the human mind and has a fair prospect of existing with increasing activity to the end of time.
Patricia McPherson - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 21:42:38 EST ID:J1TdQiCi No.4633609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Some of the responses I've received in this thread are very good responses which I have never heard of before.


Blaze the Cat - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 21:46:39 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4633613 Ignore Report Quick Reply
go ask barrel boy about life i bet he got some knowledge to spit your way
Patricia McPherson - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 22:14:38 EST ID:J1TdQiCi No.4633627 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Who is "barrel boy"?
Alberto Crackplough - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 22:20:11 EST ID:jZJcjrLn No.4633628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Prudence Goat - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 22:22:55 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4633629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just the one. Don't get hit.
Blaze the Cat - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 23:19:20 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4633644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dr. Mizan - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 23:46:25 EST ID:z6MzOfxA No.4633653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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75) Jesus says: "Many are standing before the door, but it is the solitary ones who will enter the wedding hall."
AlbertPimblemun.ico - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 23:48:01 EST ID:AK/cYpGI No.4633654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is jesus on top of the light house? Cause if he's there I might go and check it out. The top of light houses are pretty damned awesome. I mean there could be anything up there, treasure, lights, treasure.

I'm mostly hoping for treasure up there tho.
Dr. Mizan - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 23:59:22 EST ID:z6MzOfxA No.4633658 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Alberto Crackplough - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 00:07:38 EST ID:jZJcjrLn No.4633659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yar here, go ahead lieutenant.
Prudence Goat - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 00:10:59 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4633661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you gonna die you stupid yellashirt
Alberto Crackplough - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 00:15:07 EST ID:jZJcjrLn No.4633663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Don't make me invert a tachyon field in your butt.
Stuart Erection - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 00:36:37 EST ID:+vbPddpG No.4633677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The Truth is The Divine Infinite Unity , The Difinity , Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ ,.
Dr. Mizan - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 00:57:24 EST ID:z6MzOfxA No.4633685 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would not dare the path of the Hermetist without devoting my life into the endeavor or at least a significant portion of my life.

I am kind of avoiding it because I do not think I am ready for it.

Much like Christianity, I suspect it is more than simply an endeavor in reading and my health is not quite yet properly aligned with my psyche.
Keith Jardine - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 02:23:43 EST ID:uZP2vztR No.4633706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Finding truth is gay
Muhammad Hassan - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 02:23:55 EST ID:BxXEyEYS No.4633707 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Finding truth is gay
Richard Leblanc - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 02:32:41 EST ID:fOG3q4q3 No.4633708 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What's up with that knee? Is that from an injury? Is this one of those self-harm people or is it like a play act thing?
Alberto Crackplough - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 03:03:33 EST ID:jZJcjrLn No.4633711 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What am I looking at? Is it Wiley Coyote but also the Japanese waves thing
Richard Leblanc - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 03:13:33 EST ID:fOG3q4q3 No.4633713 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tan-tan-tanuki's bollocks,
Even without wind,
They swiiing-swing!
IsabellaNobblechure.cmd - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 11:32:54 EST ID:wGwIuTlv No.4638888 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Johann-Carl Leuchs - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 15:04:18 EST ID:9+zsfpsX No.4638944 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Extremely high calibre post
Heinrich Olbers - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 15:17:54 EST ID:FDME98X6 No.4638950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Since were necrobumping can we answer this question please
Kirtaner Aster - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 15:36:28 EST ID:eaUnRDxX No.4638960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Glad to see someone saved a pic I uploaded
Ernest Crammleridge - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 15:55:04 EST ID:8u1yymdg No.4638964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is truth, these letters are truth, and you'll see that they are nothing. Truth is an illusion. Truth is words, truth is ideas. Ideas are words and ideas are void of substance. Ideas are thoughts, and thoughts are like feathers in your dreams, ungraspable, vapor.
Edward Pickering - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:48:52 EST ID:nAwAjwQe No.4639512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A Poet said,

Tell us about beauty.

And he answered.

Reach the Absence.

You won’t need all the beauty.

An old monk said,

Tell us about Religion.

He answered,

Reach the Source of Religion.

You’ll be exempt from Religion.

It is time, they said,

To question you about Death.

And he answered,

You are such

That Life and Death

Are your appearances.

A young woman asked,

Tell us about suffering.

And he answered

Nothing but suffering can purify us.

Somebody asked,

Tell us about our faults,

And he answered,

Your faults and virtues don’t count
for much.

A teacher asked,

Tell us about teaching.

And he answered,

It is not by teaching or learning.

It is by annihilation.

A young man asked,

Tell us of friendship.

He answered,

The one who really knows Himself

Is in love with Himself.

An astronomer asked,

Tell us about time, oh, saint.

And he answered,

If you don’t experience timelessness,

You don’t know time.

An elder of the town asked,

Tell us about good and bad.

And he answered,

Bad belongs to your existence.

Good is your nothingness.

One of the priests asked,

Tell us about prayer.

And he answered,

Prayers are evidence of weakness and incompleteness.

Have you forgotten your divine destiny?

Then, a visitor, who came to town once
in a while asked,

Tell us about pleasure.

And he answered,

The only pleasure of Earth

Is the detachment from Earth.

A young bride asked,

Tell us about marriage.

And he answered,

Marriage is the collision of two universes.

And the mother who held a babe in her
arms asked,

Tell us about babies.

And he answered,

Your children are nothing but your extensions.

A rich man asked,

Tell us about giving.

And he answered,

You cannot give anything,

Even if you try to give Earth and Heaven,

They are illusions.

And the grocer asked,

Tell us about food.

And he answered,

Fasting is the food of saints and prophets.
Marley Hashington - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:58:50 EST ID:bhMz1WIt No.4639514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Negro you gotta make your zen mysticism easier to read
Augustus Murdstone - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:59:52 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4639516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the Boodah?
Bruce Leroy - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 22:56:37 EST ID:w4XS1VQA No.4639605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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> Kelvin
That makes no sense because Kelvin is for cold things. In the grand scheme of things 273 degrees is hardly a significant difference in measurement for truly hot things. Even cold things at absolute zero aren't majorly distant on the same scale, maybe ~400 degrees marging of error?
HenryCrupperforth.ico - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 23:04:41 EST ID:sQlWveZb No.4639609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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you'd be surprised to hear that it's actually islamic wisdom he's writing, not zen! Very cool stuff.
Andross - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 23:05:53 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4639610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That Sufi shit or what?
Basch fon Rosenburg - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 23:06:50 EST ID:PnbRI0aa No.4639612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nigga temp can go up or down that's why its called a scale if you have more heat on a kelvin thermometer it would read hot not cold dumbass
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 23:07:57 EST ID:+9MdfSrM No.4639614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kelvin isn't "for cold things," it's generally for more extreme temperatures than humans have had reason to measure, including going down to "absolute 0"

did you see they had some gas get colder than absolute 0? How the fuck does that work?

I read this after typing that question and it just got weirder: https://www.livescience.com/25959-atoms-colder-than-absolute-zero.html
Scientist Eliza - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 23:09:17 EST ID:8RFJJVWu No.4639615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Rekelen - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 23:11:26 EST ID:enWMgrpN No.4639617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck I love those videos
NigelSandlenone.lab - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 00:37:22 EST ID:J3wROjpl No.4639645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What does it mean when you sit behind a girl in your class everyday and she decides to do all of her work standing up bent over the table then literally does a set of lunges against the chair?
Sharko - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 00:47:11 EST ID:sMX9frxY No.4639647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not trying to bring you down, but in order of likelyhood:

  • She doesn't pay any mind to what she's doing and have no idea that someone thinks it's juicy.
  • She has forgotten that you exist so she doesn't think anything of doing exposing and juicy things.
  • She wants you to check her out.
Sharko - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 00:49:16 EST ID:sMX9frxY No.4639648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Forgot last case:
  • She got fucked so hard last night she can't sit down.
NigelSandlenone.lab - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 00:58:07 EST ID:J3wROjpl No.4639652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Trust me, she KNOWS she's juicy.

lol this is true regardless. She's the type of girl that doesn't sell herself short. (good thing she doesnt actually know me)
rly Im jus tryna get a nut in bruh haaaah know what im sayin

da chronic

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