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can I show you my dick? by JohnDrondlekodge.ffl - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 11:37:43 EST ID:d4Dy9D9H No.4638287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Cheick Kongo - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 11:42:06 EST ID:J9G+lJmW No.4638289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638287
Not if I can see yours
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Caroline Herschel - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:25:37 EST ID:hRZqfXXt No.4638305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638289
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Karen Jarrett - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:30:08 EST ID:HNkRTndV No.4638308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Terry E. Branstead raped me when I was 6. You heard it here first
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Anthony Bourdain - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:36:10 EST ID:Q5QQ+L1N No.4638309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to say yes. I'm going to not stop you when you do. I'm going to stay for the entire act and raise no objections, with the knowledge that I can leave at any time. I'm going to then tell people it made me feel gross afterward, and those people are going to call you a rapist.
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Lidia Bastianich - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:39:00 EST ID:8/Ba0nI5 No.4638311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638309
Louis stop getting salty that people don't wanna see your dick, fatty.
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JohnDrondlekodge.ffl - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:39:49 EST ID:d4Dy9D9H No.4638312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638309
>doesn't understand how power relations work
lol. even the ginger creep himself admitted he knowingly used his status to this shit.
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Jamie Noble - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:41:01 EST ID:YU5v2GgX No.4638314 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bob Saget raped and murdered a girl in 1990
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MollyBillingfoot.pif - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:42:59 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4638316 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638312
>knowingly
no
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NathanielSemmercocke.ini - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:48:12 EST ID:wJoRv5Mg No.4638319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638316
Yea he said himself he DIDN'T realize how bad a situation he was putting those women in because of the power dynamic. Only after the fact did he say he understood.
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David Otunga - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:48:40 EST ID:IcJPgfml No.4638320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638316
Clearly he did, if he continued to do it even after people complained (people have known for years), and if he really thought he wasnt doing anything wrong, he wouldnt have felt the need to deny it when he was asked about it. Up until all his shit was cancelled he tried to dismiss everything as rumor. Theres no need to deny if you genuinely thought you hadnt done anything wrong. Hes an adult ass man. Hes not stupid.
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Winstrate Esther - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:48:45 EST ID:XRKnIoWX No.4638321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638314
That was Bob Saget Deshawn, not the TV personality.
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MollyBillingfoot.pif - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:52:33 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4638323 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638320
He didn't admit to knowingly doing it tho
you're talking about something else
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M'Ress - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:56:23 EST ID:/OzVjp1Q No.4638328 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638287

Fucker had everything, wealth, power, success, fame, and couldn't keep his shit in line. He has more money than my immediate family will make in our combined lifetimes, he deserves none of it.

How can he reconcile? Donate his estate to charities, then:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_suicide
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William Friedkin - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:56:32 EST ID:utoiCvkb No.4638329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638312
so why would anyone become famous then? people want fame and to become rock stars so they can have sex with groupies. in 2017 that's apparently bad to have sex with groupies because it's "exploitative". Social status is one of the most important things to getting laid. Now feminists are saying you can only have sex with women in your social status. Which means if you're rich/famous and date someone that isn't it's exploitation and see can't possibly give full consent.

Hopefully people wake up and push back at this. It's becoming ridiculous now that men doing anything non-rapey is considered assault. He asked them if he could pull out his dick and jerk off. He literally asked for consent and somehow that isn't consensual.

Society just says if you're an ugly man then just give up trying to get laid or doing anything sexual. Even if she consents to it during the act, she can retract consent in the future based on her feelings and brand you a rapist.
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Jimmy Wang Yang - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:57:25 EST ID:I1B/kcOK No.4638330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638323
Whether he admits it or not he knew exactly what he was doing.
If youve seen any of his stand up, hes clearly demonstrated that he has a knowledge and understanding of gender inequality and power dynamics, and he used that to his advantage.
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Jimmy Wang Yang - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 12:59:46 EST ID:I1B/kcOK No.4638332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638329

>its ridiculous that in this day and age we cant even sexually assault ppl without being held accountable for sexual assault!!!1
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Charles Durand - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:00:05 EST ID:OzgNtuRi No.4638333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638329
Having sex with groupies =/= forcing your co-workers and underlings to watch you masturbate. It's an entirely different scenario. A woman breaking into a rockstar's dressing room to get that dick is different from an executive saying, "hey, Pam, why don't you walk into my office real quick, so can we have a chat", then whipping his dick out and fapping in front of you.

>He literally asked for consent

Yeah, in the same way a mugger asks for consent, my man. Verbal consent can be coerced and Louis CK admitted that this was the case. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Winstrate Esther - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:01:06 EST ID:XRKnIoWX No.4638334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Always hated this unfunny ugly disgusting sack of shit. Glad he's crashing and burning. Ego is one helluva drug. And can you imagine pathetic people like him when they get celebrity ego boosted and worship? off the fucking charts.

But tbh, this adds a new meta to his work and may actually make it somewhat funny looking back knowing what we know now.
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Anthony Bourdain - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:02:10 EST ID:Q5QQ+L1N No.4638336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638312
They were his peers, not his employees. Are we going to add some economic and fame factor to consent now?

>It was rape because he makes 400% more money than I do, and I was afraid to say no because then one day he might not loan me $500 to cover rent some unforeseeable time in the future

>It was rape because he has 8 million followers on FaceBook, and I only have 700. I didn't want to say no because I might be unfriended

Nah man. Nah. If we go down this path, every groupie ever was a victim of rape because they fucked someone of higher social status.

Poor Michelle Obama better come out with how she couldn't say "no" because the guy she was dating was a famous lawyer; then when she was almost free, he increased his rape-compliance powers by becoming a senator, and then locked her into inescapable status-slavery by becoming the president.
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William Friedkin - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:02:42 EST ID:utoiCvkb No.4638337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638333
well to be honest i didn't follow the story completely. I read that it was a groupie/fan then and read a thread on circlejerk about it. Feminists on there were comparing it to rockstars having sex with groupies and how it's wrong/power dynamic etc
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Lidia Bastianich - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:09:50 EST ID:8/Ba0nI5 No.4638342 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638336
>They were his peers, not his employees.
You'd have to be really fucking stupid to not understand how influence and fame and "pull" can create known power hierarchies in industries like this. So, is this you announcing to 420chan that you are an idiot with no idea of how grown-up life works?

Also, what is this reflexive dick-riding defensiveness from you? Ginger fatty is never going to thank you for all the hard work you're doing for him. If you just want his dick go ahead and ask him sounds like he'll be happy to let you touch it, you sycophantic weirdo.
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Charles Durand - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:13:36 EST ID:OzgNtuRi No.4638344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638336
That's some incredible strawmanning. Michelle Obama hasn't accused Barack of sexual assault. The problem isn't fame pure and simple, the problem is that he objectively was in a position of power over these people, and could determine the fate of their careers, because Hollywood and the entertainment business is very much based in the accumulation of social capital. It's not that women are enthralled to men with social capital, it's that social capital gives these people safety from allegations of abuse.

Why even bring up Obama? Why not someone who actually has credible rape allegations against them, like Roy Moore, or Bill Clinton? Because this can and does happen in politics. The status of these men (and occasionally women) shields them very well. The rich and powerful in our society, in most societies in fact, get away with a lot.
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MollyBillingfoot.pif - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:21:11 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4638350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638330
... so? I wasn't talking about that.

>the ginger creep himself admitted he knowingly used his status to this shit.

>no he didn't

>clearly he did!

>no

>Whether he admits it or not he knew exactly what he was doing.
Do you see how you're talking about something else?
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Anthony Bourdain - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:21:14 EST ID:Q5QQ+L1N No.4638351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638342
Ignoring your ad hominems, then how can famous people get affirmative consent? By your reasoning, everyone of higher economic or social status is a rapist if they fuck anyone else. That is tacit advocacy for an Indian style caste system. Where is the line drawn, economically or through fame? Should we take a poll and survey the nation to see if Aniston can consent to sex with Clooney? Who has enough clout to NOT be raped by Oprah?

Shit, I make $40/hour, how many $10/hour hair stylists have I econo-raped? But they have Instagrams and facebooks with thousands of followers, and I don't use those platforms so maybe they fame-raped ME.
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Tal Celes - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:28:42 EST ID:3ppFuWlo No.4638353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638351
Do you think therapists should be allowed to fuck their in-patients too?
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NathanielSemmercocke.ini - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:29:53 EST ID:wJoRv5Mg No.4638354 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638353
WELL I MEAN BUH HOW ELSE ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX? YA WON'T BE HAPPY UNTIL EVERYONE CAN'T HAVE SEX HUH? /s
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Eliza Murdfoot - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:33:18 EST ID:nRO3jcLl No.4638357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638351
#famerape
Let's get this going guys! /s
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Darlene Kursky - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:38:57 EST ID:iRFeAKhp No.4638359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you're trying to get someone to touch your dick and they say no, what part of your rationale immediately goes to trying to compromise with "well I'll just corner them and jack off instead". Why is this an epidemic?
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Anthony Bourdain - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:48:49 EST ID:Q5QQ+L1N No.4638362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638353
That's not even the same.
It's more like Louis is the manager and owner of 8 Burger Kings, and he's jacking off in front of the night shift manager of a Wendys. They're in the same industry, selling burgers, but that's the end of it. He wasn't jacking off in front of the manager of one of his stores. He wasn't doing it to a "partner" whose sole income is a 30% stake in a BK that Louis could shut down.

His only leverage was "he's successful."
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Waitress Esther - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 14:10:56 EST ID:pD5VUiSg No.4638366 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>all of Hollywood an est media is against Trump constantly making fun of him and his supporters
>9 months into Trump Admin and biggest sex scandal (ever?) rocks Hollywood
How many of these people were even openly Clinton supporters? Weinstein? Spacey? Lewis?

Coincidence? *pepeface.jpeg*

Pedowood finally getting its comeuppance.
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Darlene Kursky - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 14:11:11 EST ID:iRFeAKhp No.4638367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638362
It's like if Colonel Sanders was taking a young Dave Thomas under his wing and told him the only way to succeed in fast food was to maintain eye contact with him while he manually stimulates himself until he's pink in the face.
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Cyrano Jones - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 14:54:01 EST ID:6aqOAuC5 No.4638384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude. His name is Louis. And its not even pronounced "lew-iss" its "lew-EEEEeeee". Like some kind of small penis. Or a penis disease, like I went to the doctor about that annoying burning itch and it turns out I have the lewee.

He needed to do this.. Not for his morals, but for himself. Like if you didnt see his coming then you don't understand the quantum gravity of the situation, or gravity in general.
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Donik - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 15:31:14 EST ID:fBiWA1le No.4638398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the ones where he asked for consent and got a "yes" are kind of a grey area, but there others where they tried to leave and he shut the door on 'em, only allowing them to leave after he came. in those cases he was pretty obviously in the wrong.
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Borg Queen - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 16:01:50 EST ID:afYIa3ca No.4638423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638384
>not having the lewee
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Basil Brookbury - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 16:20:31 EST ID:NQMi6L7a No.4638444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638351

Aniston and Clooney starred in an episode of Friends together
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Mavis Fudgecurl - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 16:43:10 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4638449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Eh, I'd fuck him.
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Anthony Bourdain - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 17:23:30 EST ID:Q5QQ+L1N No.4638466 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638444
Yeah, but who was gracing who? Who swung their big social capital around to famerape the other? Did George "ask" to guest star in Friends and Jen said yes for the sake of her career, letting him slide his big, throbbing General Hospital surgeon chin all up in her New York apartment? Was is the other way around and Jennifer thought it would be a fun kooky time to have him thrash around on the stage, on camera no less, as she twiddled her silky slick feathered hair?

We need to know. Fame + money = rape. We know someone got raped here, we just don't know who yet to blame.
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Melvin Manhoef - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 12:35:27 EST ID:x12LcTtn No.4638900 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638305
lol. the real genius of the move is it's so confusing that most people just move on and pick on louie ck instead cuz he's an easier target
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Crush Girl Betsy - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 12:41:25 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4638902 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I like this whole Fame Rape concept.

When they say "eat the rich" this is what they mean. You find a way to get the rich to eat each other.

Burn hollywood to the ground, and wall street will follow.

Keep making this a thing, y'all. Genuinely good work.
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ArchieBeshson.dat - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 13:18:53 EST ID:3/8sRZAZ No.4638906 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638466
You are really suspiciously emotionally wrapped up in this. What did you do that you're feeling so insecure and defensive about?
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Teyla Emmagan - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 13:39:26 EST ID:aSCmeHCg No.4638909 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638900
Coming out as a pederast would have been too on the nose
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PokéManiac Simon - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 13:48:34 EST ID:NJuX+VSZ No.4638911 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638906
Wow, well done. Very nice use of the 'you're a rapist' defence. Someone's been brushing up on their debate skills, I see. Argument won. Mission successful. Rating: 9/10. Next time don't bother waiting it out, just implying the person you're arguing with is a sex offender from the very start and maybe even call the cops on them just to be safe. In a way, someone disagreeing with you on the internet is a form of rape too afterall.
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Brock Lesnar - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 13:58:10 EST ID:UGal6Ap7 No.4638913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638911
Do you need a hug or something?
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Livington Fuckwiggle - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 13:58:13 EST ID:iRFeAKhp No.4638914 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638911
Ay dawg, I haven't seen a double down like that since KFC. 10/10 strawman, would scroll past your webm and not care enough to click it again.
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Hayley Smith - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 13:58:16 EST ID:dUPyCtFB No.4638915 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you people sure do like to argue about these kinds of things don't you. all I'm gonna say is that whatever my beliefs on the subjects are, those are the correct ones, and everyone else is wrong. thank you.
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PokéManiac Simon - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 14:03:58 EST ID:NJuX+VSZ No.4638921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638914
Ah, the old double reverse strawman gambit. That's a real mind bender. I didn't actually strawman him but you're strawmanning me into making it look like I strawmanned him so that your strawman of me would be that bit more effective. Should've clicked the webm though, it's pretty funny.

>>4638913
This is good stuff too but you forgot your smug anime girl. Rookie mistake, kid. See me after class when everyone else is gone home so I can take my dick out and start cranking it in front of you.
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Livington Fuckwiggle - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 14:07:08 EST ID:iRFeAKhp No.4638923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638921
Who did you rape?
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The Lich - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 14:09:20 EST ID:i+EBCFB7 No.4638925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638911
I can only assume based off your over-the-top reaction that you too are a creepy chronic masturbator who can't control his own impulses, and all this extra scrutiny lately is making you sweat.

If I'm wrong, please submit an angry overly-defensive rant with hints of conspiratorial overtones alongside a probably irrelevent webm that nobody will bother clicking.

Thank you for your time.
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PokéManiac Simon - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 14:09:42 EST ID:NJuX+VSZ No.4638926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638923
I'll give you three guesses.
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Alex Guarnaschelli - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 14:10:54 EST ID:7An0zWsD No.4638927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638926
chuck lidel
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PokéManiac Simon - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 14:13:01 EST ID:NJuX+VSZ No.4638928 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638925
Hey come on, don't think I'm going to be so impressed if you do the same thing twice in a row. Also, I'm not the guy you think I am. That's the other guy. I'm the guy who just showed up to weigh in on the high quality debate happening in this thread. And I am definitely not dissapointed.
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Ernest Pickford - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 14:20:54 EST ID:/woKcthA No.4638929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638928
>Also, I'm not the guy you think I am. That's the other guy. I'm the guy who just showed up
You just happened to show up to get really, really, really mad about how that one guy was being treated, and went on a rant in his defenss using the same arguments and writing style as him, and just so happen to be so dedicated to defending his honor that you're still engaging in arguments on his behalf?

Yeah I believe you.
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PokéManiac Simon - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 14:32:24 EST ID:NJuX+VSZ No.4638932 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638929
Are you honestly gonna say I'm the mad one here? Really? Lol. It's pretty funny that you said my posts had 'conspiratorial overtones' when you think that two different posters must be the exact same person just because they're disagreeing with you. Hey, I'm just here to give a little colour commentary on your incredible argumentative abilities. The guy you're arguing with, regardless of if you agree with him or not, was actually providing logic to back up his points. You're incapable of actually arguing with him so you just imply he's a sex offender instead. That is some good shit right there. It's the rhetorical equivilant of pocket sand. Just hit him with it, run away and then act super smug about it like you just Muhammad Ali'd his ass.
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Bibiano Fernandes - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 14:34:35 EST ID:c3lV29d8 No.4638934 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Man I wish I could tell a few poop jokes and have that translate into an army of neckbeards that rush to my defense anytime I do something stupid :/
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EugeneGebberwater.avi - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 16:27:38 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4638973 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What I'm interested in, is it rape if there's no penetration

Is jacking off in front of someone rape? Because it just sounds like sexual harassment. Sexual abuse sounds like a stretch.
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Jr. Trainer♂ Nigel - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 16:46:14 EST ID:rO+GGMpN No.4638975 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638973
There is no honor in this. Women have been mistreated for too long and these are simply the consequences. Women will now play by any rules necessary to attain equality in the eyes and opinions of society. This translates to many innocent people getting wrongly accused and zero nuance when talking about sexual abuse or simply skeevy behavior. The stakes have so been ruled that this is what it takes, and honestly, I can't even argue.
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EugeneGebberwater.avi - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 17:05:19 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4638985 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638975

Watch all the jack-offers get off on indecent exposure.
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Cecelia Payne-Gaposchkin - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 17:12:19 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4638988 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4638985
That's a great pun you got there.
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Stan Lane - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 17:39:42 EST ID:KuULPXvH No.4638994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638975

If that's true, then we are probably heading towards disaster. It's like killing the king and expecting the state to just carry on as nothing happened.
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Kang - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 17:55:45 EST ID:OlDzdMQn No.4638997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I remember masturbation scene's from his standup. Maybe he needed help (as artist acting it out) but the women interpret it as an attack on their sexuality.
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Johan Galle - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 18:53:49 EST ID:O5DtLQDt No.4639026 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638384
>>4638997
yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apc85Cp4lQQ this bit is up to a lot more interpretation now.

>wow, masturbating's really important to you!
>yeah, it keeps me sane!
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EbenezerNicklewell.pif - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 18:59:06 EST ID:utoiCvkb No.4639032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638975
what will happen is men will push back. The only reason women have rights is because men feel bad and gave it to them out of guilt. If they get uppity enough then they can just take it back. Look at the middle east or latin america or any patriarchal society. Women are physically weaker and power comes from violence. If you're physically stronger then you can have rights and say in a society.

Either that or the economic/societal collapse makes arguing over feminism pointless because it will be an "oppressive" patriarchal society again.
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Esther Cloffingcocke - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 19:15:02 EST ID:OlDzdMQn No.4639042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ok I'll say it, it wouldn't be too great to have C.K jerk off around you, but it wouldn't be that bad
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Juggler Edwin - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 19:56:39 EST ID:l9+0PtEv No.4639074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638342
He asked for consent. Hes a creep but the media making him out to be some rapist is retarded.

They could have left at any point and he asked for consent. Are people of higher status to doubt everything anybody of lower status says because they may feel coerced to reply a certain way? what the fuck
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Heinrich Olbers - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 20:07:22 EST ID:O5DtLQDt No.4639076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4639074
he admitted to doing it five times, not each time asking for consent, once masturbating during a telephone conversation. whatever the fuck he did, it's obviously not enough to get him convicted in court, it's pretty fucking fucked.

>>4639032
>being this afraid of women
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Pyramid King Edward - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 20:08:10 EST ID:7PxtfefM No.4639077 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4639042
Yeah, he's definitely acquired a unique angle on the public lewdness schtick. Think about it happening in a solitary vacuum for a second.

> You're a polar ice core scientist, at a substation in Antarctica
> Louis C.K. is assigned to complete a research project of his own, monitoring meteorological conditions, and you're both in a helicopter, to check unrelated data from an instrument 90 miles of the coast.
> The helicopter crashes, and you're stuck in the winter tundra of antarctica, with no rescue beacon, and you have to wait in the wreckage for help.
> It's day two of the blizzard that crashed the chopper, Louis C.K. starts making jokes to pass the time. They are legit Louis C.K. jokes, and he's actually funny, even given the dire situation
> Day three: it's noon, and spirits aren't down. Morale is still reasonable. No one's hurt, rations will last for weeks, the blizzard cleared overnight, and it's sunny. Louis C.K. has lots of material, and it's all pretty funny, and he's enjoying the success of hjs material.
> While eating, he turns to you and deadpans: "You know, there's not a lot of privacy here, but I-- I dunno, something about the snow, or the clouds or the sun, but somethings getting to me, and I just have to jerk off. Do you mind if I just rub one out real quick?"
> You stop chewing your food, dumbfounded. "Listen, I know it sounds weird, but, just, you know, don't think less of me for this." Waiting for the punchline, you absentmindedly nod, eyes widening as he puts down the freeze dried cheese stick he was eating from his MRE, and gets completely naked right in front of you.
> He sits down and spreads out a mylar thermal blanket in front of the small camp fire with a pulsating boner, and then gets all fours and starts spanking it. He edges for two or three minutes, his face reddening, as he almost comes maybe four times, but stops himself, then he rolls over on his back and finishes himself off, blowing his load onto his stomach, and lets his boner subside, going mildly drowsy with a deep sigh
> Then he rolls onto his elbow, cum rolling down his flank onto the blanket "Whew! That's better! Sorry, man, bodily functions, am I right??? Man, when the fuck are they gonna rescue us already?" He grabs some snow and starts scrubbing the cum with ice melt. "WEEEOOOOHH!! POLAR BEAR! MAN! COLD BUT IT GETS THE JOB DONE, EH? EH?" He continues to deadpan, his flacid pud retreating inward toward his bushy balls for wamrth.
> He segues back into his routine while dressing himself, flips the mylar blanket over, scrubbing it into the snow pack, and then sits back down and returning to his MRE cheese. You stare off into the frozen waste, wonder what the fuck just happened.
> This repeats for three more days, until you are finally rescued on evening, and you never speak of it again.
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Cinder - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 20:12:26 EST ID:KuULPXvH No.4639078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639074

Maybe the emphasis is on a more cautionary note, that between a boss and his "lowers?", between them the lines are blurred. It's hard to tell when they are interacting as humans or as a boss and employee
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Teacher Samuel - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 20:12:35 EST ID:tk82ookq No.4639079 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639077
fucking gold would lel again
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OliverSubberbat.msg - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 20:20:08 EST ID:dsDRA5Dc No.4639082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4639077

oh my
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Barnaby Grandway - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 20:57:38 EST ID:Bin4akk3 No.4639102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When scolded for masturbating in public, he said "I wish it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly."
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Xane Perosteck - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 21:01:11 EST ID:wA/kM87P No.4639104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638975
This is really stupid. Innocent men getting punished because women in the past were opressed by men. It's like punishing all white men for slavery.

Feminism was absolutely a mistake. Can't wait for the patriarchy to be in full force when mainstream society gets sick of it. Which they are
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Lt. Chu'lak - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 21:03:20 EST ID:trPep6eo No.4639105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4639077
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Rocket Admin Cyril - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 21:46:13 EST ID:++t/aIvY No.4639119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639074
I totally get people being coerced, because people are weak. No one has the balls to stand up for themselves anymore. This kind of stuff happening is never surprising, because we were indoctrinated to be doormats by society at large.
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Diddy Kong - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 21:49:33 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4639120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639074
He didn't ask "Hey is it cool if I corner you then make you watch me masturbate?"

He used his status as a comedian to trick people into it. It's not that difficult to understand. Also, your last question is stupid as fuck. I feel dumber for having read it.
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Howard Stern - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 21:57:00 EST ID:+9MdfSrM No.4639122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639104
>Punishing a man for pulling his dick out in public is the same as punishing someone for their genetic makeup

I don't disagree that the Louis C.K. thing is bullshit, but no, it's not equivalent to "punishing all white men for slavery."
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Howard Stern - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 21:58:15 EST ID:+9MdfSrM No.4639123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639120
>his status as a comedian
Oh shit, the almighty comedians on high strip people of their willpower by virtue of their very presence. Woe is we, the lower sort.
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Basil Diffingstetch - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 22:02:17 EST ID:91ESjS7Q No.4639125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639123
can I just interject and say that you guys are both getting way too pedantic for any meaningful conversation?
A famous comedian like Louie CK definitely has influence and power, especially over people's careers.
And he also didnt force anyone to do anything.
If you either wanted to expand your career, or were just hesitant to stand up to a supposed authority figure is beside the point.
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Diddy Kong - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 22:19:26 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4639137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639125
didn't ask your opinion

and it's not just supposed, he's powerful in the comedy community, and so is his agent, who has threatened people who have spoken about it in the past
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GeorgeFebberchit.maq - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 22:22:07 EST ID:bhddPkFS No.4639139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How about you both shut the fuck up and agree you're both gay for Louie ck(y) and such each other's dicks.
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Diddy Kong - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 23:51:48 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4639188 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639139
your shilling devalues CKY...
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Augustus Murdstone - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 00:49:07 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4639208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639188
Well how would you do it?
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Hex Maniac Basil - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 01:01:51 EST ID:Qo4vsYr0 No.4639213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638915

Thank you for finally setting me straight. I’ve been waiting for you.
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Idol Oliver - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 02:08:37 EST ID:x12LcTtn No.4639230 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If you think about it, it isn't that insane to think that a shock COMEDIAN might have some skeletons in his closet. And while it is creepy and perverted, he actually never committed a crime. I don't know why people are making this into some feminist thing, as if hollywood is some bastion of morality. You should have never turned to him for anything reselbling moral assurance. You shouldn't have trusted that he's just a 50 year old teddy bear that tells funny jokes. You should realize that most of your heros are secretly perverts and alcoholics and assholes and whatnot. They're not the good people. The good people are the guys that volunteer at the soup kitchen every week to make sure everyone is fed, and the teacher that dips into her own pay to buy her students supplies because her fucking school district can't fund a classroom.
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Matilda Brishstit - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 02:24:12 EST ID:wJoRv5Mg No.4639236 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639230
It's almost like we should stop idealizing screen performers and start cherishing the people who have helped us and been morally upright in our real lives.
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RelliK - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 02:43:12 EST ID:li968klp No.4639245 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639230
I just can't get over the fact that this has been public knowledge for nearly 20 years but people are just now taking it seriously because suddenly outing perverts is the cool thing to zeitgeist about
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Diddy Kong - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 02:53:24 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4639248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639245
*Public knowledge within the circles that he was involved in.

But yeah it is the thing to talk about right now because after all this time people realize that all the rumors about Hollywood and politicians are true and that a lot of them are filthy degenerates. Are you saying that people shouldn't be discussing this? Should we be non-conformist and let all these fucks (Louis CK probably being the least gross of them) continue sweeping it under the rug?
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Matilda Brishstit - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 02:56:02 EST ID:wJoRv5Mg No.4639249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639248
Dude I've known for like years and even posted a thread about it a long time ago and everyone said "Yea nah he doesn't seem like that type of guy. Whore's are probably lying LOLOLOLOLOL THOSE SILLY LYING WHORES!"
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Diddy Kong - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 02:57:56 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4639250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639249
I had no clue, but after the fact I felt like there were some blatantly obvious hints always there.

But it is easier to say that after I know now.
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Matilda Brishstit - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 02:59:49 EST ID:wJoRv5Mg No.4639252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639250
I didn't mean to make it sound like I didn't get won over by the crowd in the end, eventually agreeing and saying "yea...they're probably lying" but I always had a creeping doubt.
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Idol Oliver - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 03:11:12 EST ID:x12LcTtn No.4639256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639248
Well, no. The stupid thing is people are focusing the fuck on Louie while the spotlight drifts away from Weinstein. And somehow, I almost never hear about Kevin Spacey except in the form of jokes about how his 'gay' deflection is stupid. That's what the problem is here. By all means, I have no problem with Louie being punished. But at least he asked, unlike Weinstein and Spacey. I think culture is getting to obsessed with itself, with playing out dramas. Instead of figuring out how to prevent this sort of thing in the future or even just focusing on the biggest offenders, everyone is just talking about how weird it is that louie actually jokes about masturbation all the time. I mean it is-- but come on. Fuck weinstein, have you ever heard that recording of him talking to that girl? It's horrible, she's clearly terrified and he just keeps trying to force her to stay. I thought that was way worse a thing to do
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George Airy - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 03:14:06 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4639258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What did you think "casting couch" meant LOL just somewhere to sit while waiting for your audition, good one, watch me peel my tater rq
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Skier Sidney - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 03:18:27 EST ID:eaUnRDxX No.4639261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah no one is talking about the insidious fog that rests over LA. The individuals matter less than the culture that told them all this behavior is acceptable and the idiots who looked on but did nothing out of fear because the molester wrote their checks
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Diddy Kong - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 04:55:29 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4639302 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639256
>>4639261
I agree. What it really feels like is the media and Hollywood just throwing a certain few under the bus because they were a little too willy-nilly about it, as punishment for possibly bringing heat to the more affluent ones of them that probably have committed much more nefarious crimes.
Throw a few semi-big names out there and the media will be busy with that for at least a few months to let it blow over.
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Sub-Zero - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 05:02:42 EST ID:hMvyOTUf No.4639304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639302
Atlernatively a few people have been thrown under the bus out of the many but now people will be unafraid to call them out and the practice will end soon. I guess we'll see pretty quickly.

In this case given the witch hunts that happened one hopes that just saying "if you push this I'll see you in court" will be enough to kill the practice. Maybe I'm being optimistic but now it's clear everyone just believes this shit happens people will not be afraid to call out the people doing it going forward. I'm not sure why you guys believe that it will go back to how it was before.
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Diddy Kong - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 05:08:22 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4639305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639304
>I'm not sure why you guys believe that it will go back to how it was before

Idk, this has just been how it's always been with the ruling. And Hollywood is a ruling class in and of itself. Maybe I'm just pessimistic but I think it's more likely that people will just be more discreet about it.
But your view may be just as likely because of the empowerment victims suddenly have in being able to come forward and having people actually listen. So I don't really know.
Regardless, it is great that people for the moment are in fear of being outed for their shit. I just hope it's not just a trend and that people don't just have a short attention span with this kind of stuff.
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Heinrich Olbers - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 05:14:12 EST ID:O5DtLQDt No.4639306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639125
>And he also didnt force anyone to do anything.
>Thinking he was joking (that's exactly the kind of thing this guy would say), the women gave a facetious thumbs up. He wasn't joking. When he actually started jerking off in front of them, the ladies decided that wasn't their bag and made for the exit. But the comedian stood in front of the door, blocking their way with his body, until he was done.
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Augustus Murdstone - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 05:14:22 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4639307 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639305
I feel like a big factor in all this shit is social media, somehow. Like, everybody is online looking at their news feed or whatever, and everybody gets to crowd around and shout "burn the witch!", just like in the good old days before the birth of rational thought. It's a very unifying force.
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Diddy Kong - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 05:16:36 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4639308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4639307
The Black Mirror episode with the bees is all too real.
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Collector Nicholas - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 05:58:43 EST ID:xIvA5Qzu No.4639316 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638305
Is that how these modern phones work?
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Ferran Adrià - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 11:15:48 EST ID:yYuItNGk No.4639355 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639307
Presumably the same process that leads commoners to elevate celebrities to this weird psuedoreligious status and invest all their emotional energy into the lives of rich weirdos who don't even know that they exist. The same process that convinces random poorfags to suddenly decide that defending the honor of celebrity millionaires is now the most important thing in their lives for some reason.
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Juggler Edwin - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 12:05:52 EST ID:l9+0PtEv No.4639363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639119
Well if you are so weak willed in general that you cant answer truthfully to questions like "wanna see my dick?" bad things will happen to you in general and its your own fault for not speaking your mind.

>Wanna supersize those fries?
>yes :(((
>Hurr why am I fat
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Dr. Telek R'Mor - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 12:24:48 EST ID:m4//68AJ No.4639375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639363
Most fast food places don't hire professional comedians to serve people fries so most people wouldn't think "wanna super size those fries" is the set-up for some kind of joke. The assumption is that everything a food service employee tells you while they're on the clock is serious and straightforward. This is about the opposite assumption that people have for professional comedians.

If your local fast food joint is regularly in the business of setting you up for jokes and subverting your expectations then you have to realize that your fast food joint is an outlier. For the rest of us, this is a retarded analogy.

But hey, the important thing is you found an opportunity to call someone weak anonymously over the internet, and we can't pass up any opportunity to stroke our own egos like that, can we?
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ClaraShittingdock.bfc - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 12:26:18 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4639377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639355

Most people aren't sharp enough to have meaningful hobbies, so they stalk celebrities instead.

Although lately that is losing in popularity to finding some obscure social issue hill to die on and invest all your free time and energy into.
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Bug Maniac Basil - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 14:54:11 EST ID:0S16yycZ No.4639444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638337
I don't want to circlejerk and be anti-feminist but yeah. Groupies have sex with rock stars because they want to. They get turned on by the pretty sounds and then have sex with them. Musicians wouldn't be musicians if it didn't get them laid. Or at least there'd be less of them.
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ClaraShittingdock.bfc - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 15:17:58 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4639458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639444

Double-win for the groupies now. Get the attention of the famous person and have sex with them, then get the attention from society by going on TV and claiming that you got raped and then get endlessly asspatted about it.

Let's face it groupies are just chicks who want massive amounts of unwarranted attention. They ultimately don't care where it comes from.
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Diddy Kong - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 15:40:27 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4639464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thread cancelled. The incels are here..
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Tuber Beatrice - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:29:52 EST ID:E30Jv+Oe No.4639505 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639458
>hottest groupies get fucked
>unwarranted
>Projecting
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Esther Cloffingcocke - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 18:29:00 EST ID:OlDzdMQn No.4639529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
all the stand up comedians behind the scene's are doing things with each other, whipping dick's out, telling outrageous stories.
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Bird Keeper Simon - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 22:05:51 EST ID:utoiCvkb No.4639586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639230
>You should realize that most of your heros are secretly perverts and alcoholics and assholes and whatnot.

no most people everywhere are secertly "perverts". It's only the western Judeo-christian sexual oppression that makes people pretend we aren't sexual creatures with fetishes and real sexuality. Especially true in america which is arguably the most christian first-world nation. In america if you are only allowed to have sex or sexual thoughts about your married same-age wife. Anything is looked down upon.

look at Japan or European countries, they have a lot more openness to sexuality and aren't as big prudes as we are. This doesn't have to do with sexual assault, just sexuality in general
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Chef Wan - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 22:13:49 EST ID:/+0+d/Kf No.4639588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639586
>Japan

This is completely untrue. Japan has a long history of supressing sex. Look it up homie.
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Lady David - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 22:21:55 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4639590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639586
Nice try pedo weeb but Japan is extremely sexually repressed repressed.
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Bird Keeper Simon - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 22:24:35 EST ID:utoiCvkb No.4639593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639590
i retract my statement about japan not being repressed. forgot they had pixelized genitalia. Maybe then just european (except eastern europe) is not sexually repressed
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Lydia Savingnine - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 23:06:28 EST ID:dsDRA5Dc No.4639611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4639586
>Japan
>openness to sexuality

lol you bitch ass weeb nigga
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Kindler Shitting - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 23:16:19 EST ID:dyvkVwoO No.4639618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638351
sycophant. That is my word of the day. This sycophant needs to get off my dick!
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Kindler Shitting - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 23:18:37 EST ID:dyvkVwoO No.4639619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639586
Americans have more sex than any other nation. We just call it naughty when we see it on tv unlike Europe. Its just like hey you can do it in reel life but you can't do it on the big screen man.
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Arlen Hashbottom - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 23:49:48 EST ID:XuQfNk/o No.4639640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639619
>Americans have more sex than any other nation

because they have the highest prison population
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IsabellaPockwill.fnt - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 01:50:34 EST ID:Wk8v6dvZ No.4639670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4639640
are you implying that americans have the most gay sex

but some people don't count gay sex as sex, women got around the broken hymen thing by having anal sex instead if that one episode of deadwood is accurate
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SophiePopperhed.vxd - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 02:46:39 EST ID:HGwITWea No.4639693 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4639670
>but some people don't count gay sex as sex

I never knew prisons were full of blushing virgins.
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IsabellaPockwill.fnt - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 07:32:51 EST ID:Wk8v6dvZ No.4639773 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4639693
Look, I'm not saying it makes any sense. To me, if you have a dick and/or tongue inside any orifice, even if it's french kissing, you're no longer a virgin. Virginity is overrated anyway. Oh look at me I'm a pure virgin I can shit holy rays of light from my anus and I can get away with crimes! Or oh no some girl has sex she's defiled forever I'm gonna hang myself because everyone's a whore. It'd be one thing if people were worried about getting herpes but it's rarely about that they just want to brag about getting blood on their sheets so they can show off and lick it when it's dry with their other friends. Get out of here with that bullshit.
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Harlow Shapley - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 07:42:39 EST ID:JaIrsrUM No.4639774 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4639773

That's a really spooky skeleton you have right there. I'm kind of afraid right now
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Mary Lovestain - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 16:38:00 EST ID:sF11xBdr No.4640440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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SidneyBlasslewore.sh - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 17:43:17 EST ID:AgNueW0D No.4640463 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638287

Didn't he spider man someone ? like just charged them and threw his cum at them or something? Someone explain the story, everyones talking about him atm
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Ryuji Ito - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 17:58:58 EST ID:bhMz1WIt No.4640464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4640463
I wish the story was as funny as that
I believe he jerked off in front of some female opening comedians after he "forced" them up to his room
In 3 or 4 days it will be someone else famous, this sorta accusation shit is a dime a dozen
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Chief Cyril - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 18:37:15 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4640472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4640464
It's kinda sad that that twink isn't even fuckable anymore.
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Rocker Sidney - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 19:06:31 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4640487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4640472
That's why you take pics while you're still hot. Death stalks you.
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Zefram Cochrane - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 19:25:48 EST ID:li968klp No.4640501 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4640472
tbh he pulls off the doughy daddy look better than the awkward internet twink one

I should know, I'm a genius
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Cowgirl Oliver - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 20:36:21 EST ID:x12LcTtn No.4640532 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4639640
topkek
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Seven of Nine - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 01:48:33 EST ID:e/Ch3p8v No.4640604 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He never made me laugh
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Anderson Silva - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 09:04:13 EST ID:0FeGiRUl No.4640691 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4640532
shut your fag mouth with them shit stain words you got there
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Biker Priscilla - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 09:06:08 EST ID:QxqO7Lfb No.4640692 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4640691
Wow, no one fucking cares.
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Biker Priscilla - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 09:08:00 EST ID:QxqO7Lfb No.4640693 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4640692
Whoops, replied to wrong post. See above above. nb
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Biker Priscilla - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 09:13:24 EST ID:QxqO7Lfb No.4640697 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Also, just saying people already don't even care about this shit. Two days later and it's not even news anymore, and fuck the world, and it's boo hoo hooing about all these grab assers. For fuck's sake, just be glad you don't have go deal with Whipping Tom running loose in the streets.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whipping_Tom
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Stink Pinkling - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 16:59:26 EST ID:8/Ba0nI5 No.4640785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4640697
>He would sometimes accompany his attacks by shouting "Spanko!"
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Kai Opaka - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 20:12:48 EST ID:MjbBdl81 No.4640870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4638287

When are all these horny old men going to jack off for me????


#menext
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Walter Adams - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 20:25:30 EST ID:au4dE5f0 No.4640877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4640785
My favorite part about that is that it was happening in 17th century London. Spanko sounds like something Archie Bunker would yell when smacking Meathead on his bald pate. But instead, imagine some pre-colonial brogue or theives kant mixed in.
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Sean Astin - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 20:37:51 EST ID:lSKcotxe No.4640882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4640877
Look into Spring-heel Jack. He was basically Sexual Assault Batman.
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John Shepard - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 01:41:05 EST ID:NR5R8wBC No.4641012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4640882
Fuckin kek
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Ian Sedgefuck - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 01:56:43 EST ID:1lMlbCl1 No.4641017 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Piquerism (from the French piquer - "to prick") is a sexual interest in penetrating the skin of another person with sharp objects (such as pins, razors, knives, etc). Sometimes, this is serious enough to cause extreme injuries or even death.[1] Piquerism is a paraphilia as well as a form of sadism. The most frequently targeted areas of the body are the breasts, buttocks, or groin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piquerism


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