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Jerkin it by Anderson Silva - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 18:43:15 EST ID:OeCTM2nS No.4638530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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With all of these stories of people being naughty while jerking it. Im curious have you ever jerked it in public or seen someone jerking it in public.
Frank Trigg - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 19:02:02 EST ID:ESaXrmV3 No.4638536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've seen dudes in public, just on the street with their dicks out, cool breeze, suplol.

...and I've had gay dudes touch me, above the waste over clothes when trying to flirt with me, or try the hand on the knee test, and I'm just not down with trying out gay sex. srsly our balls can never touch, no homo for realz
Thomas Backlehatch - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 19:08:10 EST ID:Q5QQ+L1N No.4638540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I jerk it in public all the time. Just park and crank one out real quick. It's exciting because it's risky. Just in my car though, I'm not one of those dudes who jerks it in the aisle of the grocery store or on park benches. I jerked it in a theater once, dunno if that counts because I was the only person there. I ate all my popcorn, ripped a hole in the bag and stuck my dick through.

Also, who fucks a chicken sandwich? That doesn't sound appealing at all, unlike a cheesecake.
Kirtaner Aster - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 19:09:29 EST ID:eaUnRDxX No.4638541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>above the waste
So they fondled you right above your asshole?
Thomas Backlehatch - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 19:11:50 EST ID:Q5QQ+L1N No.4638543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nah, he was laying on a bed of trash.
Kirtaner Aster - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 19:19:50 EST ID:eaUnRDxX No.4638545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sounds like the first 30 min of this movie haha just piles of burning trash haha haha!
Spencer Fisher - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 19:28:45 EST ID:r2L+4H36 No.4638549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I saw a kid have his penis out in class once when I was 15. He was wiggling it around and it was revolting.
Keith Jardine - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 19:53:49 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4638559 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hope that one day all penises will rise up and revolt
Subcommander N'Vek - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 21:46:58 EST ID:FElAcyQC No.4638629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no but I've had a couple of gfs who have jerked me off in public, once on a bus and once in the cinema.
Lalla Ward - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 22:18:27 EST ID:GhQtfhEa No.4638647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When I was in high school, I jerked it in one of the bathroom stalls. No one could see me but it felt fucking weird jerking it and never did it again.
Lalla Ward - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 22:19:56 EST ID:GhQtfhEa No.4638649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
*never jerked it in public again. I still jerk it, just in the privacy of my own home.
Johnny Kidd - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 23:43:07 EST ID:TgouRGeD No.4638710 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>I've seen dudes in public, just on the street with their dicks out, cool breeze, suplol.
I think I saw one of those guys yesterday.

I remember jerking it once when I was 13 on the side of a mountain while on holiday. And I jerked off once or twice when I was lying in the sun somewhere and no other people around. just like why not, warm sun, soft grass. A girl I knew started to rub my cock once in a similar situation but people turned up pretty soon. I fucked her behind some trees later tho. pic related.
Livington Fuckwiggle - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 02:08:14 EST ID:iRFeAKhp No.4638778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When I was younger one of my first jobs was holding a sign by the side of the road. My cousin did the same job and my uncle would drive us to work and drop us off at our spots which were usually just down the street from each other by freeway on and off ramps. There was a 7-11 between where we were standing and I saw all these people pointing at a tree, I couldn't see it from the other side but they were looking at a homeless guy. The cops eventually came and got him. A bit later my uncle came to pick us up and told me how there was a homeless guy who plopped himself down against a tree and was staring at the front of the store which was just a big glass window while furiously masturbating. My cousin and I had been using an alley by the 7-11 to take a piss because the 7-11 didn't have public restrooms. The dumpster in the corner which was the logical spot to piss had some writing scrawled across the wall that said "Come here at 7:30 and I'll suck your dick for $10". My uncle stopped there right before we left after he got done telling us about the bum jacking off, when he came back to the car he said "someone's going to have $10 burning a hole in their pocket" and we all laughed because we're terrible people and that was funny.
Livington Fuckwiggle - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 03:15:55 EST ID:iRFeAKhp No.4638796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Another time I saw someone get caught batin in public there was a kid in our packed school gym with probably 5 P.E. classes going on at once. There was a weird autistic kid that put his knees up into his shirt and pulled his arms in his sleeves live a turtle and started rapidly shaking. The teacher went to go check if he was okay and saw what he was doing, he tried to put his dick away really quick but everyone saw. The teacher took him to the office and he wasn't in PE the rest of the year.
Frank Trigg - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 09:57:55 EST ID:U7XCqAtN No.4638852 Ignore Report Quick Reply
man who is posting all the John Carpenter movies pictures lately

I saw MacReady on here not too long ago

Anyways, one time as a teenager I jerked off in the woods on a mountain. Also jerked off in a bush in front of my house because I was locked out (lol). One time the power was off, so I jerked off and shot my load out of my second story apartment window, because I wanted to experience that kind of novelty.

I felt kind of bad, because it was like ~5am and I guess some people in the neighborhood were already up. I don't know if they saw or not, but I hope they didn't, that would be a bad way to start the day seeing that lol
Frank Trigg - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 10:00:16 EST ID:U7XCqAtN No.4638854 Ignore Report Quick Reply
oh also one time i saw a homeless dude jerking off outside of an abandoned house

i was like i don't even care man, nobody cares about you
Liv Tyler - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 20:21:19 EST ID:6ZvBy5ZQ No.4639555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I jerk it in public all the time

mostly in washrooms, sometimes i chat with a chick and we share nudes while i do it. Everytime i think how fucked up it is and i laugh, i also wonder if i left seamen on the toilet seat and a girl got it in her would she become preggers?

These are the kinda questions i ask myself while facing death
Lady David - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 21:05:11 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4639569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Chances are, yes. You've got a bunch of mongoloid degenerate toilet seat babies out there. And they don't have a dad.
Rich Swann - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 21:17:39 EST ID:bhddPkFS No.4639571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol yes of course. Fucking haha
Basch fon Rosenburg - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 21:23:22 EST ID:PnbRI0aa No.4639572 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol yes of course. Fucking haha
Arlen Hashbottom - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 23:39:42 EST ID:XuQfNk/o No.4639636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah. There I was, minding my own business, casually fucking my homeless twink friend in the woods (back when I was one myself). It was all fun and games until I caught a glimpse of motion in the distance and looked up. There, just beyond the edge of the clearing, I seen it - an older man, lurking in the shadows, frantically pleasuring himself to the sight he beheld.

Upon making eye contact, he knew was caught, and sheepishly took a few paces forward until he was essentially in full view. I wasn't particularly pleased by this, but maintained a steely glare while I fucked this bitch's face with my steely dick. I'll admit I got a real power trip out of the situation at first, despite my chagrin at the audacity of this uninvited guest.

Then all of the sudden sperm bank decides he wants it in the butt and turns around, and the vibe I was starting to enjoy completely fell apart. The positioning of fucking this slutbag standing up was wonky as hell to begin with, and now I had to keep one eye on the interloper and the other on the intercourse. It made it awkward as fuck to be honest, as I couldn't even focus on what I was doing enough to enjoy it without giving an opening to the creeper. With this shattered power dynamic, I felt like I was in one of those pornos where they're clearly only doing it for the money, disconnected from all but the rote mechanical performance and hoping to end it as quickly as possible.

Nevertheless, it was obvious that at least one person was enjoying himself, doubling down on his bushwhacking and emitting noises much like one would expect to hear from a pig's pen. By then my only thought was to finish up and get out of there, which I did. While I wasn't really looking, the lurker seemed to have gotten off at roughly the same time.

As I was buckling up my pants and my buddy was getting himself dressed, this sketchy motherfucker began to hesitantly approach. I snarled at him, and he quickly scurried off and disappeared back in to the swamp grass. The weirdness of it all still hung heavily in the air, much like the condoms I then noticed hanging on a nearby tree branch.

After that, I had to walk three miles just to wash my fuckin' dick. But hey, at least I wasn't the one who had to do it with a wet spot soaking in to the back of his pants
Andross - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 00:00:14 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4639641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That was a nice vignette of a life I'll probably never know. But I might, I suppose.
Alabaster Abernather - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 00:57:49 EST ID:iRFeAKhp No.4639651 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like the outdoors and always end up going to parks with walking trails and I've noticed in every city there are always guys buttfuking each other there and my dog always finds them. My dog always finds that and hawks when he goes in the bushes. One time it smelled like a dead body by the bathroom at the park and my dog wouldn't quit sniffing around the door so we took off so we just took off.
Graham Sallymitch - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 03:08:57 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4639701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Idk, define public. I jerked it in my backyard once. I also jerked it in the living room of someone else's house, it was night and everyone was asleep tho.

I've gone streaking and skinny dipping, both which were sexually arousing to me.

It is what it is, I'm a human sexual being and I enjoy erotic acts. Sue me, it's a free world and I ain't hurting a soul. Don't want to look at my dick, leave the room, go inside, find another part of the world to occupy that is not occupied by me.

All this just goes to show that men and women are not in fact equal, because most women are anti-sexual prudes who appreciate nothing.
Alabaster Abernather - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 03:13:46 EST ID:iRFeAKhp No.4639704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They aren't prudes, they probably just find your comments off putting and aren't into you. I guarantee those same girls are sucking dick later that day. Maybe change your approach.

Please don't shoot everyone.
GeorgeDisslehudge.ttf - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 03:30:23 EST ID:NfEod+V0 No.4639708 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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stupid anti-sexual prudes, how dare they not appreciate a supreme gentleman such as yourself? I think we both know what to do...
Graham Sallymitch - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 03:42:10 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4639710 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yes, they are fucking prudes.

>a person who is or claims to be easily shocked by matters relating to sex or nudity.

Take a woman. Strip her naked in public. Make her touch herself.

Most men are either going to be aroused by the sight of this woman, they're going to think it's funny, they're going to think absolutely nothing. Some men are faggots and they will be outraged, hell some might just be parents with their children. But my point is: most men will think it's fun to see a naked woman masturbating in public.

Flip the coin — now it's a man masturbating. Do you truly believe that even a quarter of women are going to be okay with this? Even if she's going to bend over and take it in the ass later that night, is she still going to be okay with a man doing the deed in public? No.

Men are much more sexually permissable than women. Men tolerate sex, men love sex, men will have sex with just about anyone. Women are not. Women are absolutely prudes — but again, there are exceptions, some women are totally cool and realize it's not their place to shame or be outraged. Bless them, but the majority of their gender are cunts.

Why am I going to shoot somebody? I have the utmost respect for freedom of choice — it's why Idc if somebody wants to jerk off at the beach (permitted there are no children). You don't gotta worry about me shooting innocent people because I ain't no fascist. Women are free to be prudish cunts, doesn't mean I can't criticize them.
Charlie Trotter - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 03:42:52 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4639712 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jerking it outside seems a bit nasty just because you feel like that old dude Arien mentioned. I had sex outside twice this year though, first over a park bench during the night then on some random wood trail and these two men out walking busted us but pretended not to have noticed, just kept walking. Sex outside is fun.
Andross - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 03:45:04 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4639714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just realized I've never orgasmed outside. Eh, I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
Weyoun 4 - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 03:46:56 EST ID:vWiYgnKs No.4639715 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've had sex on a front porch, and a beach and a skating rink as a young teenager, probably the most public one.
But jerking it, no. Wish I could contribute to your thread OP.

Also, hows Nonstop Fap November coming along?
FrederickBlytheham.cgi - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 03:59:18 EST ID:OeCTM2nS No.4639716 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had sex in a bowling alley parking lot and was caught by a mother and her gaggle of children getting into a minivan. My gf had a "lets fuck in the car" phase that was annoying and probably lead to a awkward conversation between a mother and her poor fucking kids. At least we didn't fuck in the car anymore. Although when i broke up with her we fucked in some tall grass on the side of the highway
Weyoun 4 - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 04:14:51 EST ID:vWiYgnKs No.4639720 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ahh. This just made me think about my high school sweetheart relationship. We broke up briefly. Once we saw each other again, it was in public and she put my hand down her pants to feel how wet she was around me. We got back together after that until I joined the military. boo.

On my 19th birthday, that chick smoked me out and fucked me 9 times in a row. She was a bad bitch for real. And when we got together she was an insecure 15-year-old virgin (who had lied about her age.)
GeorgeDisslehudge.ttf - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 04:34:15 EST ID:NfEod+V0 No.4639727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Is anyone else uncomfortable with the over sexualization of society? Saying "humans are sexual creatures" (what does that even really mean and what has science proven in regard to this) doesn't mean it's ok to force your sexuality on everyone.
No, jerking it at the beach or having sex in the parking lot etc. is really not ok. Just because I have sex and masturbate as well doesn't mean I accept you doing it in public just because we're "sexual creatures".
In general people should do sexual stuff in their homes or specific events where that's the point and not talk on detail about their sex lives unless prompted.
Anyone with me? And yes I have a gf and do a lot of different types of drugs.
JZ Cavalcante - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 04:45:36 EST ID:bhMz1WIt No.4639731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I mean not quite masturbation
One time me and like 15+ people got shitfaced on a bunch of whiskey and went out to a local park that was super awesome
Me and this one chick who was hot and into me got RETARDED drunk and hooked up in the park in the woods
On the way back to the our friends house the sober driver with a huge ass SUV, me and her hooked up again in the trunk, and I was fingering the fuck out of her and about to pull out my dick when we pulled into 7/11 because people were catching on to what was going on
needless to say we didn't finish and it was quite awkward being caught mid-coitus in a car with 12 of our friends
April Hunter - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 04:56:39 EST ID:J2eEdgda No.4639732 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I agree. Id even go as far as to say that sex, like any bodily function, is a limitation of our organism, and one of the compromises we're forced to take to even have a chance to competitively evolve as a species, and as such its supposed to feel shameful to a degree.
It would have been much more graceful if we just grew a baby out of our elbows at a whim, or like whatever slugs do to procreate, so theres nothing to be proud about having to use awkward appendages/holes and messy fluids.

To say we're a sexual species is like saying we're a shitting species.
Charlie Trotter - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 04:58:47 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4639733 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>To say we're a sexual species is like saying we're a shitting species.
You never pooped in public?
Graham Sallymitch - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:06:35 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4639734 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>"humans are sexual creatures"

It's not even humans, it's most life on this planet. You are the product of sexual intercourse. Not just your mom and dad, but their moms and dads, and the apes who come before us, and the amphibians who can before them, and the fish who came before them. Any species that does not reproduce does not have a future. Sex is the prime directive of all life.

Humans are pretty smart tho, and we can clearly see the negatives and positives to child-bearing, opting not to have children, but that don't mean we don't have an instinct that's backed by millions upon millions of years of evolution. People who don't value or crave sex are abnormal and likely mentally disturbed.

>doesn't mean it's ok to force your sexuality on everyone.

Masturbating in public is forcing sexuality on everyone? Maybe you don't understand the word "public", that's okay, Google it. Why shouldn't people be free to enjoy themselves how they see fit in public? What if a person doesn't own private property? What else should be relegated to 4 walls? Eating? Sleeping? Reading? Children themself? I mean, I fucking hate children... Loud, obnoxious, unpleasant to be around. Let's take what I don't like and put it somewhere I can't see it, let them out once they turn 18.
Andross - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:09:10 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4639735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wonder if unicellular organisms feel fucking dope when they undergo mitosis
April Hunter - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:12:38 EST ID:J2eEdgda No.4639736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shes pretty good at deceiving herself, but I can still feel the shame under the veil of liberation.
Graham Sallymitch - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:17:23 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4639738 Ignore Report Quick Reply

They don't, but the unicellular organisms are not ideal. The meaning of life is entropy and humans have proven to be the best at that.
Graham Sallymitch - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:19:38 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4639739 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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She's enjoying herself. Got a free vacation to Spain on the condition that she not wear any clothes during the weekend.
Lady David - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:21:16 EST ID:1im/HzGa No.4639740 Ignore Report Quick Reply
People can enjoy themselves all they want as long as it's not fucking with someone else's enjoyment.

And yes, that is forcing your sexuality on someone. They didn't have a choice to participate in this sexual act which they are very much a part of when it comes to public masturbation. Don't be obtuse.
Heishiro Mitsurugi - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:23:11 EST ID:vPnUn9eD No.4639741 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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what do you think?
JZ Cavalcante - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:24:09 EST ID:bhMz1WIt No.4639742 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I mean I don't know about the whole meaning of life is entropy, but check your cell privilege eukaryotic scum
humans are quite good at killing other humans and making things shitty in general, gotta give us credit for that
Arthur Catpoop - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:25:49 EST ID:M4b0D9SO No.4639744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I understand the feeling. After i masturbate to awful porn, i raise my arms fully extending them and beg god to smite me. Obviously i never got my wish so here i am, still masturbating to awful porn.
Graham Sallymitch - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:32:43 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4639745 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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How is a person masturbating at the beach hampering your ability to enjoy yourself at the beach? Can you not control where your eyes go? Can you not ignore said person? This seems like a personal problem you have, and why should other people be inhibited because you cannot look the other way?

>They didn't have a choice to participate in this sexual act which they are very much a part of when it comes to public masturbation.

No, existing within the same space as someone masturbating does not make you a participant, that is retarded — especially when that space is something as large as the "public". Where do you even draw the lines? If I can hear my roommates fucking through the wall, am I a participant? If I hear my neighbors in their backyard? What if I'm sitting in my front yard and see two people fucking through the window of the house across the street? I've been in that situation surprisingly a lot ... People don't know what blinds or curtains are, I guess. But do I care? Not really, have fun.
April Hunter - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:35:26 EST ID:J2eEdgda No.4639746 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This picture is better, but thats only because its less public and she has food to take her mind off the shame of being completely exposed as an imperfect, sexual, shitting creature
April Hunter - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:39:36 EST ID:J2eEdgda No.4639748 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Can you not control where your eyes go?
What if everywhere you look theres a dude playing with his dong, looking you deep in the eyes? Would that be ok?
Graham Sallymitch - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:42:44 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4639749 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Close your eyes. You're at the beach, what were you planning to look at anyways? Regardless of whether people are masturbating, if your gaze is aimed at anyone on the beach people assume you're creeping — remove all doubt.
April Hunter - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:55:17 EST ID:J2eEdgda No.4639754 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>You're at the beach
Im not. Im going to the supermarket with my children, and literally everywhere I look theres an overweight middle aged man with his dong out looking deeply into my eyes. I try to look down, but the sidewalk is littered with hairy men playing with half erect dongs. I look up and theres one hanging from the lamp post in a harness.
Is that a world you want to live in?
Graham Sallymitch - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 06:00:28 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4639755 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've already said that ppl shouldn't masturbate around children. Supermarket is private property, not public. But ya, idc if you come across a homeless man jerking off on your morning run, or some woman rubbing herself out in the beach. Idc. Don't look, you're an adult.
GeorgeDisslehudge.ttf - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 06:01:03 EST ID:NfEod+V0 No.4639756 Ignore Report Quick Reply
your views have made me question my interest in "hippy" culture. if you want to live in a world where people fuck, masturbate or get nude wherever and whenever in public places - damn the whole philosophy because this is absolutely ridiculous and is not an example of "freedom".
April Hunter - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 06:06:40 EST ID:J2eEdgda No.4639758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I cant not look and effectively walk towards a supermarket at the same time, even without children.

(Also, if you agree that people shouldnt masturbate in places that children have access to with or without parents, which is basically everywhere except your private property, you agree that people shouldnt be sexual in public)
Graham Sallymitch - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 06:34:15 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4639761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Have you tried looking forward, in the direction that you are walking? Anyone standing directly in front of you, preventing you from moving past them is harrassing you, call the cops.

If a public space is occupied by children, one should not masturbate. If there are no children, go ahead. If you start masturbating and children arrive, stop. It's contextual, there is nuance behind this ideology, you're bad at nuance.


You're a fake hippie. Man, can you even imagine this conversation 2,000 years ago? 5,000 years ago? You think the Greeks cared about their dangles hanging out? You think anybody gave a fuck if they saw two people going at it? Shit, people probably lined up for sloppy seconds. You saw a guy masturbating, you sat down next to him and lent him a hand.

Those were the days.

Charlie Trotter - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 06:44:20 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4639762 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How is the freedom to do something totally harmless ridiculous and not freedom?
Harlow Shapley - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 06:46:18 EST ID:JaIrsrUM No.4639763 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Why would you ever be masturbating in public anyway? For some kind of sexual fantasy? Fuck off. Just fucking deal with not jerkin it in public.
Charlie Trotter - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 06:58:52 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4639765 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's just nice to feel the cool air on your balls.
Harlow Shapley - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 07:11:27 EST ID:JaIrsrUM No.4639768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hahaha I hear that, /b/rother. Keep spreading the good word and Deez nuts!
GeorgeDisslehudge.ttf - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 07:15:39 EST ID:NfEod+V0 No.4639769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
so if you feel horny but you happen to be in a public place with no children just do it? Nope, I do not agree.
If you do it because it's your fetish you're forcing me to be a part if your sex life - fuck that, not ok.
If you do it because you're horny and it feels nice go do it at your home or at least go somewhere far from the general public.
I can imagine someone enjoying masturbation at the beach it's a nice place to masturbate/fuck so ok but do it far away where you're seperate from everyone.
Charlie Trotter - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 07:15:56 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4639770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why is this such a sore issue for you?
April Hunter - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 08:02:55 EST ID:J2eEdgda No.4639778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Have you tried looking forward
Yup, same shit, people masturbating literally everywhere I look.
>If you start masturbating and children arrive, stop
So youre gonna have to be on the look out for children throughout your wank (which is illegal btw), unless its ok in your view to close your eyes and only stop when someone pats you on the shoulder and points out that theres a kid watching.
Graham Sallymitch - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 08:10:58 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4639783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>So youre gonna have to be on the look out for children throughout your wank (which is illegal btw)

Wow it is? I wonder how many parents with children are going to be arrested now.

Human beings have been naked, masturbating, fucking for centuries in public and faggots like you aren't going to stop anything or anyone. Illegal? Try and catch us coppers, even if they catch it's a misdemeanor, we'll be out in the same spot next week, get over it.
April Hunter - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 08:18:30 EST ID:J2eEdgda No.4639787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Since youre not good with analogies and jokes, let me put it to you plainly.

If youre against exposing children to masturbating strangers, and you are in a public space which children are free to enter at any time without regard for how horny you are, you are not going to masturbate and will oppose people masturbating there. That is if youre capable of making rational decisions.

You defeated your own argument, now all you can do is squirm and look more and more retarded. Should have advocated wanking in front of children from the start.
Charlie Trotter - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 08:21:53 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4639789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is why i exclusively masturbate outside the old folk's home on non-visiting days.
Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 08:22:01 EST ID: iLikEToleARn No.4639790 Report Quick Reply
As soon as possible or you'll be shoved into a old folk's home to stay there unless the degrees are accepted elsewhere.
GeorgeDisslehudge.ttf - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 08:22:09 EST ID:NfEod+V0 No.4639791 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you can do it in public but away from everyone, if you talking about a situation where there's a crowded area at the beach for example and suddenly man/woman pulls off the bathing suit and starts masturbating this is not ok at all. doesn't matrer if there's children arround.
Graham Sallymitch - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 08:46:58 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4639795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You've wasted your time repeating something you've already said — I'm not going to do that. I've already written a response here: >>4639761 You can repeat yourself a 1,000 times and the answer is always going to be in that post.

So, if that's all you've got to say then 👋
Annie Cannon - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 08:49:30 EST ID:QSgch+l6 No.4639797 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sophie Fennerdut - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 09:10:11 EST ID:aC0tZACt No.4639805 Ignore Report Quick Reply
good thing all european men are gay
Harlow Shapley - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 12:19:30 EST ID:JaIrsrUM No.4639849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If I see anybody masturbating in public I'm going to hack them in the genitals with a machete.

It's for everybody's own good.
Kit Ballard - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 12:45:07 EST ID:hSguNe5Q No.4639854 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I once made a movie about this African warlord. Then I went to San Diego and started shaking my snake.
Roy Nelson - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 13:05:44 EST ID:KANS3Hnh No.4639856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's like everyone in Hollywood have mistaken PR to stand for Penis Rub
Lillian Blythecocke - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 13:09:07 EST ID:aSCmeHCg No.4639858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oh yeah I remember that. Did you guys even get to frag any noobs?
Detective Gumshoe - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 18:44:52 EST ID:nfvD8teA No.4640475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Could these cunts look anymore American?
Kessler - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 18:58:11 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4640480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A monster energy drink hat and a chain wallet. Maybe write a brand name across the shirt with a bunch of bullshit around it. I was going to say a dumb wrist band but they already have that and judging by how homeboy on the right is eying their feet I'm presuming they have Jordans on so check and check.
Mankind - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 19:06:04 EST ID:mwxjJXMq No.4640486 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Either way it is a PR nightmare.

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